The Champions: Season 3, Episode 6

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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2019
  • A meteor has hit the Champions mansion. It's every man for himself.
    Thank you for watching another season of The Champions. See you in 2020!
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @skxbloodhunter5406
    @skxbloodhunter5406 4 года назад +848

    “A dust particle was offside”
    -Var 2019

  • @SVRNDonQ
    @SVRNDonQ 4 года назад +2768

    A dust particle was offside ? 😂😂😂
    I’m so done.

  • @Trimarkovich
    @Trimarkovich 4 года назад +848

    Red Star players: I don’t see what everyone is complaining about! It’s just like a home game

    • @ycbb.gaming.organization5418
      @ycbb.gaming.organization5418 3 года назад +27

      Yeah it is😂😂

    • @davidlukic6988
      @davidlukic6988 3 года назад +53

      It's funny but as a Serbian it hurts a little

    • @Laki71
      @Laki71 3 года назад +20

      @@davidlukic6988 why lol, it s a compliment about Our crazy atmosphere on the stadium

    • @galymzhankyrykbaev2976
      @galymzhankyrykbaev2976 3 года назад +8

      @@Laki71 ouch, sorry, I thought about Balkan war in 90s
      stupid boy😢

  • @rayjay6989
    @rayjay6989 4 года назад +1727

    Is it weird that they predicted the football season being ended by the apocalypse 3 months ago?

  • @samogden8170
    @samogden8170 4 года назад +1357

    “That’s nothing I used to play for Arsenal” 🤣🤣 I’m dead

    • @colbyhouston8105
      @colbyhouston8105 4 года назад +49

      As an arsenal fan, that hurt because it’s true

    • @LADYBEMA
      @LADYBEMA 4 года назад +5

      @@colbyhouston8105 🤣

    • @axtroAFC
      @axtroAFC 4 года назад +3

      Colby Houston I feel you Man we are always mocked just mock Man United they lost to Cardiff

    • @LukaLehmann
      @LukaLehmann 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @gaara4667
      @gaara4667 4 года назад +1

      Sam Ogden more hilarious that everyone agreed it’s worse😂😂😂

  • @bisvizstudio1242
    @bisvizstudio1242 4 года назад +1544

    "Attention."
    "Keepers of the Champions League."
    "....and De Gea."
    im dead 😂

    • @vivekix
      @vivekix 4 года назад +1

      Loved this

    • @benpalmer703
      @benpalmer703 4 года назад +22

      Wouldn’t mind de Gea is the best out of all them

    • @ahmedrahim2500
      @ahmedrahim2500 4 года назад +10

      Lol de gea is the best out of them

    • @YoSoyBrasileiro
      @YoSoyBrasileiro 4 года назад +12

      @@benpalmer703 Ter Stegen >>>>>>>>> De Gea

    • @Lymbe06
      @Lymbe06 4 года назад +11

      @@benpalmer703 Madrid fan here, Ter Stegen by far.

  • @hectorbarreto7644
    @hectorbarreto7644 4 года назад +2265

    Pep: “Manchester city would be the last team to ever win the premier league”. Coronavirus: got you mate

  • @me6017
    @me6017 3 года назад +538

    “That’s nothing. I used to play for Arsenal.”
    Funniest shit I’ve heard on this show.

  • @chrystian1235
    @chrystian1235 4 года назад +4497

    Higuain: eats all the food
    Ronaldo: “No Benzema”

  • @ge394
    @ge394 4 года назад +1443

    Messi: "can i get a little help here, i can't do this by myself"
    Give the script writer a raise

    • @Bagged..
      @Bagged.. 4 года назад +11

      messi needs barca to succeed

    • @Dhaiziheee
      @Dhaiziheee 4 года назад +2

      Was the really that tough to come up with? Lol

    • @Bagged..
      @Bagged.. 4 года назад +7

      @@Dhaiziheeebruh do you think you know alot about football or what? I was trying to say that Messi needs barca to succeed that's why he doesn't change club and you just come with your big mouth saying rubbish. When did you even start watching football kid?

    • @Dhaiziheee
      @Dhaiziheee 4 года назад +22

      @@Bagged.. I wasnt even talking to you lol that's why I didnt tag you in comment..

    • @aliamin6332
      @aliamin6332 4 года назад +20

      DUDE REVERSE if aguero can win the prem multiple times then so can messi dumbass. Messi has had a greater impact on barca than anyone else has had on any club. Barca lead the record for el clasico wins because of messi. Messi was on the team for 4 of barcas 5 cl wins and scored goals in multiple finals.

  • @_zThiago_
    @_zThiago_ 4 года назад +441

    "It's ok to eat people!"
    luis suarez 2019

    • @krisgordon3116
      @krisgordon3116 3 года назад

      Going back to Chielini. Branislav would have been next.

    • @mustplay7212
      @mustplay7212 3 года назад

      @Ellis Fergus-Stanton yes

  • @poojanvirani4208
    @poojanvirani4208 3 года назад +181

    Messi : Can I get little help here I cant do this by myself .
    No one in the team helps him .
    The details in this are unbelievable !!!

  • @karma9406
    @karma9406 4 года назад +3349

    Who else believes this should be a 45 minute T.V. series

    • @guardiolaentrenador1850
      @guardiolaentrenador1850 4 года назад +86

      Gameboy Pro there is a lot of work behind 5 minutes imagine 45 🥵

    • @miloz031
      @miloz031 4 года назад +34

      They should just make a movie 😂

    • @abdulmajidsanusi4989
      @abdulmajidsanusi4989 4 года назад +7

      Not the animators

    • @McLovinEli
      @McLovinEli 4 года назад +1

      Meelen Budhan s movie would be sick

    • @b7grams
      @b7grams 4 года назад +46

      No point in longer episodes. Content stays fresh with shorter episodes and keeps people wanting more. Don't get greedy, enjoy a good thing for what it is.

  • @fressh
    @fressh 4 года назад +2464

    "I haven't seen a disaster this bad since I played for FC Pompey"
    "That's nothing. I used to play for Arsenal"

  • @lukmansonyrei1193
    @lukmansonyrei1193 3 года назад +68

    2:50 "that's nothing, i used to play for Arsenal"
    That joke is getting more and more relatable.

  • @filipzec587
    @filipzec587 4 года назад +408

    Everyone is trying to kill eachother
    Only Red Star Belgrade players are chillin' 😂😂😂😂😂
    I died

  • @eriklundgren6416
    @eriklundgren6416 4 года назад +818

    No one:
    KDB: ”MmmmMmm Kevin”

    • @memyselfi7559
      @memyselfi7559 4 года назад +1

      I fucking screamed 😂😂😂😂

    • @KuN93JimmY
      @KuN93JimmY 4 года назад +3

      Whats the thing with KDB?

    • @finn13b74
      @finn13b74 4 года назад +9

      @@KuN93JimmY "Kevin"

    • @krishnapennyworth289
      @krishnapennyworth289 4 года назад

      @@KuN93JimmY Kevin De Bruyne

    • @KuN93JimmY
      @KuN93JimmY 4 года назад +2

      @@krishnapennyworth289 No dudes, I know whos KDB . i ment to say whats the thing that KDB only calls his name.Where that coming from?

  • @youvatassiga998
    @youvatassiga998 4 года назад +865

    "We'll be a bunch of kariuses down there"
    - Alisson Becker 2019

    • @shesaidshenearlylovesme
      @shesaidshenearlylovesme 4 года назад +7

      Its funny how Alisson said it because same club

    • @xvii713
      @xvii713 4 года назад +1

      Oops Sory i dropped my hand on the like button - Loris Karius

    • @majeed_yass
      @majeed_yass 4 года назад

      that one had me laughing hard
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ze-tomonteiro9375
    @ze-tomonteiro9375 4 года назад +163

    Buffon: "I haven't seen a disaster this bad since I played for FC Pompeii".

    • @khairulamri4196
      @khairulamri4196 4 года назад

      Is that supposed to be Parma?

    • @spaincrack4934
      @spaincrack4934 4 года назад +38

      @Khairu Amri It’s a a joke about Buffon’s age. He’s so old he probably got to see mount Vesuvius eruption in 79 aD. Buffon says he even played for Fc Pompei lol

    • @qwli5460
      @qwli5460 3 года назад +1

      @@khairulamri4196 learn Italian history

    • @AZWMKWofficialstarNinjaGeneral
      @AZWMKWofficialstarNinjaGeneral 3 года назад

      He is referring to 1944 eruption at mt vesuvius

    • @mixmixtch6123
      @mixmixtch6123 3 года назад +10

      @@AZWMKWofficialstarNinjaGeneral No, the only possible reference to this was Buffon was also a GK during 79 AD mt Vesuvius eruption that obliterated the town of Pompeii

  • @lawrencema667
    @lawrencema667 2 года назад +107

    So many brilliant jokes in this episode:
    "Dele! Everything is in shambles!"
    "Yeah yeah, I get it. We just gotta take it one match at a time I suppose."
    "No Dele, look!"
    "...Oh. I guess this IS a little worse than normal."
    "Attention keepers of the Champions' League... and De Gea."
    "We can't go back, we blew it! We'll be a bunch of... Loris Kariuses down there..."
    "I haven't seen a disaster this bad since I played for FC Pompeii."
    "That's nothing. I used to play for Arsenal."
    "Oooohhh... Yikes... That's rough..."

    • @mythicpvp4031
      @mythicpvp4031 Год назад +3

      "Is this the knockout stage? It's crazier than I thought"
      "No Benzema"

  • @7cknggood126
    @7cknggood126 4 года назад +1633

    Neuer: should we go back?
    Allison: No way, we will be bunch of Loris Karius down there.

    • @iniesta8856
      @iniesta8856 4 года назад +1

      Bc it’s true 😂

    • @partonknight9882
      @partonknight9882 4 года назад +27

      actually i think it il be wiser to stop bulying karius of his mistakes

    • @Shadow-iq3cn
      @Shadow-iq3cn 4 года назад

      @@partonknight9882 ruclips.net/video/GZ-tNZ0Ku-I/видео.html
      Thank me later

    • @iniesta8856
      @iniesta8856 4 года назад +1

      partonk night I disagree...

    • @nitinpandey6037
      @nitinpandey6037 4 года назад

      @@Shadow-iq3cn no thanks fucker 😠

  • @AJ-lh4fp
    @AJ-lh4fp 4 года назад +272

    1:31
    Messi: "Can I get a little help here? I can't do this by myself!"
    how did nobody notice this 😂😂😂

  • @seanndindana6039
    @seanndindana6039 4 года назад +156

    3:22 neymar's dives never gets old😂

  • @markwolford5026
    @markwolford5026 4 года назад +1268

    "I don't see what everyone is complaining about"
    "Yeah, it feels like a home game"
    😂😂😂

    • @kimo6305
      @kimo6305 4 года назад +121

      Hahahaha thats a reference on how Red Star’s ultras burn the stadium down during games

    • @THEBALALAO622
      @THEBALALAO622 4 года назад +45

      @@kimo6305 Or maybe it's a reference to the bombings of Belgrade and the Yugoslavia war, a bit of a touchy subject. So I'm not too sure if it's actually that, your explanation makes more sense probably

    • @user-gb9bu1bl6w
      @user-gb9bu1bl6w 4 года назад +28

      @@THEBALALAO622 yeah i'm almost positive it's because of our ultras and their pyroshows

    • @THEBALALAO622
      @THEBALALAO622 4 года назад +1

      @@user-gb9bu1bl6w Yeah makes way more sense mb

    • @dzicsenpai5284
      @dzicsenpai5284 4 года назад +3

      yuga is a burning shit hole anyway, thats at least how i got the joke

  • @FamousDMagnificent
    @FamousDMagnificent 4 года назад +947

    “Kevin?”
    - Kevin, 2019.

    • @theschroeders4224
      @theschroeders4224 4 года назад +1

      FamousDMagnificent 😂😂

    • @AjstylesRobvandam
      @AjstylesRobvandam 4 года назад +17

      hmm Kevin

    • @kentrudy860
      @kentrudy860 4 года назад +1

      Kevin?
      Kevin (evil grin)

    • @Ojuanlucas
      @Ojuanlucas 4 года назад

      @mohamed fkiri because de bruyne is a shy guy in real life and he doesn't talk a lot, so that's why he only says "Kevin".

  • @fractured4176
    @fractured4176 4 года назад +248

    3:27 People fighting and Diving while Gareth Bale is carrying his golf

  • @nigelbhebhe2805
    @nigelbhebhe2805 Год назад +18

    "Bad enough. I used to play for Arsenal." Lmao at their reactions especially given how good Arsenal have been this season

  • @rishabhtripathi3927
    @rishabhtripathi3927 4 года назад +863

    Lord Szczęsny: "This is nothing, I used to Play for Arsenal"
    😂😂

    • @l_karuhanga
      @l_karuhanga 4 года назад +4

      ooooohhhh

    • @timcrowley4777
      @timcrowley4777 4 года назад +2

      Though it was Ramsey

    • @rishabhtripathi3927
      @rishabhtripathi3927 4 года назад

      @@l_karuhanga this reaction makes the joke even more funnier

    • @timcrowley4777
      @timcrowley4777 4 года назад +5

      Long time Gunner fan here. I wish Musk would buy out the club and send their board to Mars.

    • @Savage-te5zs
      @Savage-te5zs 4 года назад +4

      Tim Crowley He was wearing a goalie outfit dumb fuck, how would it be Ramsey

  • @pascalgassner1116
    @pascalgassner1116 4 года назад +1860

    "Keepers of the Champions League, and De Gea. "
    De Gea: 😢

    • @mitama7121
      @mitama7121 4 года назад +11

      made my day ^^

    • @egemasimiracle5410
      @egemasimiracle5410 4 года назад

      🤣🤣

    • @josephrolando5616
      @josephrolando5616 4 года назад +5

      It would of been funny if they including Kepa. Imagine him there. Unless they already did.

    • @pascalgassner1116
      @pascalgassner1116 4 года назад +16

      @@josephrolando5616 Managers doesn't counts, m8

    • @Koqzy
      @Koqzy 4 года назад

      Don t blame de gea blame mourinho xD

  • @tobecontinued987
    @tobecontinued987 4 года назад +113

    “That’s nothing. I used to play for Arsenal.”
    -Woichec Scheszney, 2019😂🤣😂🤣

  • @sadorrangel9166
    @sadorrangel9166 4 года назад +1297

    1:14 "This was supposed to be our year, now the world is ending"
    The most accurate Champions prediction ever😷
    EDIT (6/25/2020): Despite the world ending, Liverpool are champions of the Premier League, thanks to none other than Frank Lampard.
    Fact - Lampard has helped Liverpool win more Premier League titles than Steven Gerrard ever did.
    EDIT (7/9/2020): Fact - Liverpool fans unable to take joke.

    • @ifeanyiudeji3717
      @ifeanyiudeji3717 4 года назад +13

      Why is everybody not watching this video

    • @ohboi8577
      @ohboi8577 4 года назад +14

      Did not aged well

    • @nemoschmitz2374
      @nemoschmitz2374 4 года назад +3

      I thought that maybe the episode was made in late March this year. Then I checked it and went bananas when I saw that basically they 'predicted' it two months before it all happened :D

    • @Kana23RSA
      @Kana23RSA 4 года назад +1

      so accurate

    • @officialbenzine4075
      @officialbenzine4075 4 года назад +2

      Well they will still just have the PL lol. They are out of the champions league and all the cup tournaments haha.

  • @ZICO8019
    @ZICO8019 4 года назад +1588

    Harry Kane: "Everything is in shambles"
    Dele Alli: "we just have to take it one match at a time I suppose"
    😂😂

    • @victoremmanuel5449
      @victoremmanuel5449 4 года назад +13

      @Ион Шарков Tottenham were underperforming until Mourihno came over

    • @tiveqcriarcontanova
      @tiveqcriarcontanova 4 года назад +1

      It's a joke because no one understands what Kane says due to his accent

    • @dixoncider8372
      @dixoncider8372 4 года назад

      Yeah like # 1K

    • @diogenesofseattle2344
      @diogenesofseattle2344 4 года назад +5

      @Ион Шарков the joke is, the apocalypse would only seem a little more shambolic than usual for Spurs players.

    • @tomrichardon4275
      @tomrichardon4275 4 года назад +5

      Dele thought Kane was speaking about their season, while he was talking about the meteor strike

  • @oussamaellouhi3586
    @oussamaellouhi3586 4 года назад +783

    " Attention the goalkeepers of the champions league ... and DE GEA "
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cehvazelantiboludos2469
    @cehvazelantiboludos2469 4 года назад +21

    “Atention, Keepers of the Champions League... and De Gea”

  • @KlassicLoL
    @KlassicLoL 2 года назад +4

    I thought this was a metaphor for the coronavirus but this episode came out months before it happened 😳

    • @mikk818i
      @mikk818i 2 года назад

      It got to close to home

  • @mrxyzaffair3046
    @mrxyzaffair3046 4 года назад +361

    “Pjanić Room” for some reason that’s what got me the most 😂😂😂

    • @kobbekid5557
      @kobbekid5557 4 года назад +64

      i only get it now the panic room😂

    • @Fakelol
      @Fakelol 4 года назад +21

      Kobbe Kid I didn’t get it until you write it

    • @Ramzoz
      @Ramzoz 4 года назад +1

      I’m only getting it now as well🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ACMJ-kb5er
      @ACMJ-kb5er 4 года назад +2

      So his name is pronounced panic?

    • @Fakelol
      @Fakelol 4 года назад +3

      ACMJ 1054 not eve close, it’s more like « pia nich »

  • @JonnyRants
    @JonnyRants 4 года назад +3628

    "No, Benzema!" Is by far the most underrated line of this episode.

    • @bnceo
      @bnceo 4 года назад +112

      So glad someone else found it. Perfect recall from a previous episode. haha

    • @sankalpdevasthali1434
      @sankalpdevasthali1434 4 года назад +3

      What time?

    • @bnceo
      @bnceo 4 года назад +9

      Sankalp Devasthali 3:05

    • @Justa6171
      @Justa6171 4 года назад +10

      What does it mean???

    • @JonnyRants
      @JonnyRants 4 года назад +148

      @@Justa6171 The joke is that Ronaldo thinks Higuain is Benzema

  • @syarifuddins.pd.1365
    @syarifuddins.pd.1365 4 года назад +16

    3:47
    Galactic VAR:"attention keepers of the ucl and de gea"
    De gea :😭😭😭

  • @darthvidar-spiller5343
    @darthvidar-spiller5343 3 года назад +10

    ''I don't see what everyone is complaining about.''
    ''Yeah feels like a home game.''
    LMAO!!

  • @opeyemialale6770
    @opeyemialale6770 4 года назад +1715

    “You know what this means we are allowed to eat people” 😆

  • @sirdraxzerxd8595
    @sirdraxzerxd8595 4 года назад +284

    When Kevin Debruyne said “Mm Kevinnn” we felt that

    • @guedes_obelo
      @guedes_obelo 4 года назад +7

      That's for sure the deepest comment I've ever seen by De Bruyne

    • @guedes_obelo
      @guedes_obelo 4 года назад

      @Gian Avalos Delgado actually, I believe that the " Kevin." In the beginning of the 3th season's 4th episode could be even deeper... take a look at it lol that one had put me on reflecting until some days ago...

  • @asadfahad5477
    @asadfahad5477 4 года назад +214

    Enjoy quarantine.

  • @N0TVANITY
    @N0TVANITY 4 года назад +136

    Pep: HA! YES! All my prayers have been answered!
    Kevin: Kevin?
    Pep: Don’t you see? Everything is destroyed, Man City Will be the last team to ever win the premier league title!
    Kevin: Mmmmmm, K E V I N .

    • @MrAD-mb9nh
      @MrAD-mb9nh 3 года назад +4

      Kevin? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alastorlestat9929
      @alastorlestat9929 3 года назад

      Kevin 😁

  • @CashMoneyBeater
    @CashMoneyBeater 4 года назад +677

    “Yeah feels like a home game”
    Lowkey the funniest moment of the episode

    • @biggusdickus9125
      @biggusdickus9125 4 года назад +8

      Beatergate1527 *highkey

    • @bennymotalem340
      @bennymotalem340 4 года назад +6

      They missed a chance to diss arsenal

    • @sheikhkittani8368
      @sheikhkittani8368 4 года назад +4

      Benny Motalem they dissed arsenal when Shczesny said “I played for Arsenal “

    • @bennymotalem340
      @bennymotalem340 4 года назад

      @@sheikhkittani8368 ikr lol. But home games being a disaster is a bigger pun. Esp with the recent man city drubbing

  • @CahMburiTV
    @CahMburiTV 4 года назад +1247

    " No, Benzema"
    -Cristiano, 2019.

  • @gab0727
    @gab0727 3 года назад +38

    Who’s here after Pep managed to win 18 matches in a row?

  • @branchyapple
    @branchyapple 3 года назад +10

    3:11 this scène was made so smooth

  • @viniciuscosta6873
    @viniciuscosta6873 4 года назад +793

    “Now it’s ok to eat people”
    Suarez, 2019.

    • @akim8221
      @akim8221 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @fatjack479
      @fatjack479 4 года назад +1

      Vinicius Sax Costa it’s canableism

  • @cylisme7419
    @cylisme7419 4 года назад +1379

    "Back to the Europa house, it is still standing"
    "Eeeeee...." 😂😂

    • @Shadow-iq3cn
      @Shadow-iq3cn 4 года назад

      Bruh ruclips.net/video/GZ-tNZ0Ku-I/видео.html
      Thank me later

    • @nitinpandey6037
      @nitinpandey6037 4 года назад +2

      @@Shadow-iq3cn no thanks fucker

    • @Shadow-iq3cn
      @Shadow-iq3cn 4 года назад

      @rihardo123 bet you didn't even see what was it about and you assumed it

    • @krisgordon3116
      @krisgordon3116 3 года назад +1

      Its not so bad but its also not so good!

    • @allthegoodgirlsgotohell6661
      @allthegoodgirlsgotohell6661 3 года назад +2

      I don't park the bus I gun it😂😂😂

  • @ziatvall686
    @ziatvall686 3 года назад +5

    3:05 Benzima 😂😂

  • @noahchris0538
    @noahchris0538 4 года назад +466

    People said the day liverpool win the league the world will end
    They were right

  • @nicolastsiakos_610
    @nicolastsiakos_610 4 года назад +1637

    The “Dust particle was offside” that’s how it is sadly or what it has turned into

    • @kiban_
      @kiban_ 4 года назад +67

      In the Premier League, yes. Here in the Bundesliga we have competent VAR officials.

    • @SGT676
      @SGT676 4 года назад +9

      That's mainly a problem in the prem

    • @frankyyserk4325
      @frankyyserk4325 4 года назад +18

      @@kiban_ "in a John Cena Voice: Are you sure about that?" last time I checked, Bundesliga VAR is still making one mistake after the other.

    • @Banjomike97
      @Banjomike97 4 года назад +2

      kiban what i Watch Both a lot and I think it works better in the premier league

    • @suppncasper
      @suppncasper 4 года назад +1

      kiban are you kidding me? The var in the Bundesliga is a complete desaster

  • @leejunwoo7381
    @leejunwoo7381 4 года назад +935

    Alien: Attention the keepers of the champions league... and “De Gea” 😂😂😂

  • @rogermairena5164
    @rogermairena5164 4 года назад +20

    2:50 "That nothing I used to play for Arsenal" that line made me crack up so much

  • @andyvaldez7848
    @andyvaldez7848 Год назад +3

    Jose Mourinho "Wait until season 3 things will go very bad"

  • @datboi4522
    @datboi4522 4 года назад +598

    "I dont park the bus.. I GUN IT!"
    -ole before crashing into 6th place

    • @Jho1
      @Jho1 4 года назад +3

      @Laugher McLaugher stfu who do you support anyway? We are the best in the prem so shut the fuck up 20 titles mate who do you support?

    • @Jho1
      @Jho1 4 года назад

      @Laugher McLaugher bruh if you don't say who you support than stfu

    • @rayaponte3813
      @rayaponte3813 4 года назад

      Lol I think this was the best line in the episode haha

  • @AN-bq1qz
    @AN-bq1qz 4 года назад +1113

    Red Star players: "Feels like a home game" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @onunkwodumebi1211
    @onunkwodumebi1211 3 года назад +6

    Allison :"we can't head back we'll be a bunch of loris karius"

  • @joshuasimmons8160
    @joshuasimmons8160 4 года назад +104

    I'm waiting for Galtic VAR to say Coronavirus was offside

    • @suicideking6391
      @suicideking6391 3 года назад +1

      Nope, corona is from earth

    • @enzojanssens4894
      @enzojanssens4894 3 года назад +2

      @@suicideking6391 then I'm waiting for Heaven VAR to Say Covid-19 was offside

    • @WatchDog10
      @WatchDog10 3 года назад +2

      Covid really does a great job staying onside it seems

  • @arunjoshi6761
    @arunjoshi6761 4 года назад +415

    “Attention keepers of the Champions league, and de gea” I’m dead 😂

    • @isaactang311
      @isaactang311 4 года назад

      hey hes gd its just man u suck nvr qualify for champions league

    • @MiniGaffer.
      @MiniGaffer. 4 года назад +1

      @@isaactang311 literally last year but yeah terrible season last year

    • @tanishwasp1282
      @tanishwasp1282 4 года назад

      Pop off

    • @aurun5011
      @aurun5011 4 года назад

      Heyyyy

    • @zamanimvukela4573
      @zamanimvukela4573 4 года назад +2

      That had me weak🤣😭💔

  • @fitti2678
    @fitti2678 4 года назад +375

    Not Today Sergio
    - Diego Costa 2019

  • @RBIDUNK27
    @RBIDUNK27 Год назад +1

    I love how Neymar just held his calf and started rolling

  • @tishyfishy8291
    @tishyfishy8291 Год назад +2

    Bruh Phil Jones at the end left me
    on the floor! 💀

  • @user-yp1ks2iy1i
    @user-yp1ks2iy1i 4 года назад +333

    Ramos (tearing down the red card): "in chaos everything is legal"
    OMG 😂

  • @laypeitan8256
    @laypeitan8256 4 года назад +678

    "Is this the knockout stage? It's crazier than I thought..."
    Joao Felix 2019

    • @cheimak
      @cheimak 4 года назад +3

      Prepare for the knockout stage. That will be crazy. 😂😂😂

    • @MrCool-vu1nr
      @MrCool-vu1nr 4 года назад

      Stop quoting its nit as if no one saw felix say that u dumb dumb

    • @laypeitan8256
      @laypeitan8256 4 года назад

      @@cheimak you have a point

  • @mohamedamir27_4
    @mohamedamir27_4 4 года назад +35

    "We can't go back we blew it we will be a bunch of loris kariuses down there"
    That line got me so hard 😂😂😂

    • @rohithraman6488
      @rohithraman6488 3 года назад

      My favourite part
      'Attention keepers of the Champions League, and De Gea' 😂

  • @Kickerz86
    @Kickerz86 3 года назад +5

    Definitely of my favourite episodes of this show (the previous episode as well). I hope there will be more and more new seasons and also larger episodes! Greetings from Cuenca, Ecuador.

  • @danielradhit
    @danielradhit 4 года назад +124

    3:57 pierluigi collina " a dust particle was offside. The meteor strike disallowed" 😂😂😂

    • @ihsantriapramanda1973
      @ihsantriapramanda1973 4 года назад +8

      LOL I didn't know that. A galactic-level referee indeed

    • @amacuro
      @amacuro 4 года назад +11

      To all the champions league goal keepers.... and De Gea xD

    • @Drumzoo
      @Drumzoo 4 года назад +5

      😅🤣wow I just noticed that was a Collina alien👏🏼🔥😅

  • @kyusiv9026
    @kyusiv9026 4 года назад +1065

    "Attention keepers of the champions league and de gea!"
    that had me laughing so hard

    • @denenta
      @denenta 4 года назад +16

      I didnt catch that 😂😂

    • @kyusiv9026
      @kyusiv9026 4 года назад +21

      @@denenta Man Utd did not qualify for Champions league so that's why he said de gea's name separately

    • @mbanikmbaku4297
      @mbanikmbaku4297 4 года назад +37

      Alien : "attention keepers of the Champions League"
      Me: 🤔 wait a minute!!?
      Alien: "and de Gea"
      Me: Okay, it's alright now

    • @kyusiv9026
      @kyusiv9026 4 года назад

      @@mbanikmbaku4297 😂🤣

    • @akinbobolaebiseni4727
      @akinbobolaebiseni4727 4 года назад +5

      As a United fan, I laughed way too hard at that😂

  • @GREY_0.10
    @GREY_0.10 Год назад +3

    "is this the knockout stages? Its crazier than i thought"

  • @lukapeeters1184
    @lukapeeters1184 4 года назад +3

    The episodes are getting better and better, I love this show. So sad that I have to wait for an episode to come out every champions league week now.

  • @loglorn
    @loglorn 4 года назад +801

    This was probably their best episode ever all the jokes landed

    • @davidvalencia129
      @davidvalencia129 4 года назад +15

      Landed like the meteorite... 💁🏻‍♂️

    • @nemoschmitz2374
      @nemoschmitz2374 4 года назад +2

      And because it ended up seeming like a prediction of the Corona situation 🤯

    • @fahadahmad7088
      @fahadahmad7088 2 года назад

      True

  • @whalepoopy8438
    @whalepoopy8438 4 года назад +420

    3:25
    Gareth is just casually walking through with his golf clubs😂

  • @leonardarebojie1576
    @leonardarebojie1576 4 года назад +1

    The Champions is just incredible.... All jokes on point even the little details...
    Like 'HISHE' to movies...

  • @kuludaddy7989
    @kuludaddy7989 4 года назад +14

    I love Kevin
    His choice of words are outstanding
    Also red star belgrade

  • @shyamwarrier9865
    @shyamwarrier9865 4 года назад +583

    "Can I get a little help here? I can't do everything by myself"
    - Messi

  • @josesamunda8223
    @josesamunda8223 4 года назад +225

    *Holds Kane*
    “You’ll be long gone by then”

    • @7HatimF16
      @7HatimF16 4 года назад +2

      He ain't trading Kane

    • @Lasarius
      @Lasarius 4 года назад

      DK داشر It’s a joke Jose always gets rid of his good attackers because he is about defence

  • @joshuabenibo3418
    @joshuabenibo3418 4 года назад +2

    This has got to go down as the best episode till this moment! Simply amazing. I had to pause the video several times to laugh so I wouldn't miss other punch lines, the comment section also helps as well... 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @edgardozerpa7866
    @edgardozerpa7866 3 года назад +14

    4:37 "When we get to reset back to normal?
    Unfortunately, Phil, I think this is the new normal"
    - Coronavirus quotes.

  • @anthonytreadway4074
    @anthonytreadway4074 4 года назад +194

    "I don't park the bus, I gun it"
    Ole Gunnar - 2019

  • @rayhanzorrox9147
    @rayhanzorrox9147 4 года назад +637

    “I don’t park the bus, I GUN IT !!!”
    - Ole Gunnar Solksjaer, 2019.

    • @bpa277
      @bpa277 4 года назад +5

      But in reality he actually does.

  • @sethuandisa1232
    @sethuandisa1232 4 года назад +11

    Maguire: oles at the wheel !
    ole: I don't park the bus, I gun it!😂😂😂

  • @MrReese
    @MrReese 2 года назад +2

    Neymar rolling off gets me every time 😂.
    Also, Harry Kane is not gone 3 years later :D.

  • @vrocco1395
    @vrocco1395 4 года назад +3081

    Zvezda players:
    “I don’t see what everyone is complaining about”
    “Yeah it feels like our home games”

    • @lordarianec7057
      @lordarianec7057 4 года назад +28

      It could also apply to ol with all the shit thats happening their this year

    • @eduardmihai5760
      @eduardmihai5760 4 года назад +17

      That could apply for every romanian games at home

    • @mixolepak
      @mixolepak 4 года назад +111

      Reference to how the atmosphere at our games is insane, just watch the game againgst liverpool

    • @WindOfSteel
      @WindOfSteel 4 года назад +91

      Atleast BR football put them in their series unlike EA...

    • @tymofiiivanov3308
      @tymofiiivanov3308 4 года назад +7

      yeah we watched the same video thanks

  • @LadyBaBaK
    @LadyBaBaK 4 года назад +1082

    "No, Benzema" 😂😂😂
    "It's okay to eat people now" 🤣🤣 Chiellini running from Suarez 😂😂
    Brilliant! 👏

    • @yazid9848
      @yazid9848 4 года назад +5

      I didn’t understand the benzema’s one can you explain ?

    • @callmeagents8143
      @callmeagents8143 4 года назад +32

      @@yazid9848 It's an inside joke of 'The champions'. Ronaldo refers to Higuin as Benzema.

    • @yazid9848
      @yazid9848 4 года назад +2

      Callmeagent S ah i see thanks

    • @jonathangonzalez1386
      @jonathangonzalez1386 4 года назад +4

      Plus Zidanes header attempt 😂😂

    • @LadyBaBaK
      @LadyBaBaK 4 года назад

      @@jonathangonzalez1386
      Yees, and how he missed and Mourinho got him 😂😂

  • @ryand4406
    @ryand4406 4 года назад +17

    3:27 Gareth Bale going to play golf hahaha

    • @ryand4406
      @ryand4406 4 года назад +1

      pause at that time

  • @ivanevstatiev7699
    @ivanevstatiev7699 4 года назад +1

    A big WOW! Never expected so much quality in 5 mins. You are the best in your job and I hope to see more from you in the future! Recommending to all my friends. Love it’

  • @jsparrow37
    @jsparrow37 4 года назад +331

    Messi: "I get a little help here? I can't do this by myself!"
    Valverde: no

  • @deshpandesarvesh06
    @deshpandesarvesh06 4 года назад +1134

    *Messi: Can I get a little help here, I can't do this all by myself.*
    The most true line I've ever heard. 💯

    • @rooneymizo6233
      @rooneymizo6233 4 года назад +3

      He doesn't say all

    • @sammy__dray
      @sammy__dray 4 года назад +27

      Still doesn't get any help 😢😢😢

    • @amirnasrul8109
      @amirnasrul8109 4 года назад +55

      Notice how he was buried in awards

    • @user-tr1gc6yi2h
      @user-tr1gc6yi2h 4 года назад +1

      True mate

    • @zwehype7493
      @zwehype7493 4 года назад +1

      Lol where’s your original comment I’ve seen this one before 🤔😬

  • @sandybee619
    @sandybee619 4 года назад +1

    Thank you so much for that episode! It was hilarious 🤣😂

  • @markmechrikywadie5317
    @markmechrikywadie5317 4 года назад

    The goalkeepers episodes are the bessssst we want more of that

  • @nicbott9948
    @nicbott9948 4 года назад +201

    Messi: "Can I have some help guys?"
    LOL

  • @savageimposter2919
    @savageimposter2919 4 года назад +516

    "All goalkeepers of the Champions League"
    "And De Gea"

  • @gormhatre
    @gormhatre Год назад +1

    Phil jones' face at the end is epic.

  • @Errritesh
    @Errritesh 4 года назад +1

    Top class! 😂😂😂. The humour never misses it point! Damn can’t wait for more episodes. Why can’t you release all of them ..please

  • @timothysichone4109
    @timothysichone4109 4 года назад +498

    It’s okay to eat people
    -Luis Suarez, 2019

  • @AnDRe-ix6ps
    @AnDRe-ix6ps 4 года назад +386

    Rashford: back to Europa house, it's still standing
    Lampard: I'd rather take my chances😂

  • @andanje1986
    @andanje1986 4 года назад

    I'm watching this while I'm high and I just want to say THANKYOU...i love this.. ''Keepers of the Champions League...and DeGea

  • @Damnnnbruh
    @Damnnnbruh 3 года назад +6

    Sczezny saying he used to play for arsenal is my fav moment of this whole series

  • @omarchahid6233
    @omarchahid6233 4 года назад +226

    Neur : So, uh... Should we head back?
    Alisson: We'll be a bunch of Loris Kariuses down there😂😂😂😂

    • @Lord_539
      @Lord_539 4 года назад +3

      That part was my favorite. It's too bad Karius wasn't saved by VAR during the Champions League Final because that would've made it funnier