Baer i bought your coffee. i hate coffee. but i like Madrina's coffee now. so if i'm willing to pay 14 dollars in shipping ill enjoy that coffee once more. so thanks for hell basically. tasty coffee hell.
Most of them have been so good recently I have basically run out of time to watch them because it's basically an extra hour I watch when rebirth is not on the docket.
Baer has no time for real life. There is only the Vive. If you see him in cyberspace please tell him his friends kinda miss him, and LadyBaer loves him and wants him to come home.
Just thought to myself "I wonder if NL has uploaded the Oct. 24 NLSS yet" and check my subs only to see that he uploaded it 1 minute ago. Love when stuff like that happens.
I was home from work with a bad stomach flu when this episode was streamed. Watching this live was so much fun and pretty much the only thing that was convincing me life isn't pure suffering while I was ill. Thank you NLSS crew for making my day, then and now.
*On when Talk like a pirate day* NL: Its not recent. Its April. Welp I'm guessing somebody didn't go outside and get free donuts by acting like a pirate.
No Nick, then Earth being in space does not mean that nothing is north of the equator, that would be stupid. North and South are determined by the earths magnetic poles, and the equator is the imaginary line that is equidistant from both, so something 'north of the equator' is something that is closer to the earths northern magnetic pole than it is to the earths southern magnetic pole.
That's not correct. The earth is also rotating and can be oriented by its rotational axis; it goes trough the geographic north and south poles. The equator is defined by this measure, not the magnetic poles, which are actually variable. You can also differentiate between poles rotational direction. Still, symmetry apart, all that is arbitrary.
20:59 "if I use my signal someones going to fill the gap I want to get to" I thought I was the only one! Its so true for where I live but the secret is to signal only as your moving, too many scums on the road
The actual answer is to signal first and then go for it only after the other driver sees you. If they try blocking you on purpose, they see you and will stop to avoid a collision if they can, and hell, some you'll even let you pass. If you don't signal, you can cause a serious accident if the other driver is distracted. Signaling while you turn, though, is the stupidest thing you can do: everyone that sees the signal can already see your fucking car turning, so what's the point? The whole reason for signaling is to warn other drivers that you'll do something unexpected so they have enough time to react. Seriously, use your signal or don't, but don't pretend that your fooling anybody, or worse yet, that you're not an irresponsible asshole, by signaling as you turn. I swear, it's like people that do this are completely acritical. "We were going to get mad at you for putting our lives at risk, but you pretend signaled while doing it. You rascal got us good. Good show." You imagine us saying as you pat yourself on the back... Literally worse than Hitler, you. I hope some asshole in a truck does this to you while your having a coughing fit or otherwise don't have enough time to react properly and you die in the wreck.
wolfspam Noo you got it all wrong if you let them know your intentions thats when they react by speeding up to stop you from changing lanes. However if you are clever you do what I do and indicate as you change lane and you just check that its safe first before merging its easy they dont need to react and it doesnt matter if they are distracted. Also your last comment was quite rude and mean so Im going to be nice and pretend you didnt say it, your welcome~
Princess Harmony Moonlight my big problem is... why does it matter? Why does everyone feel like they have to get to their destination 0.5 seconds earlier than if they let someone through? Just let some people be assholes and get around to reduce the risk of accidents.
Yeah I agree it saves almost no time at all by pushing in front of a car going the same speed so if anyone indicates and I have the chance to speed up I slow down and let them in, cant believe how selfish some drivers are but really they are just putting their life more at risk every day and are likely to get fines
Yeah, I meant that if you're already doing that, there's no reason to signal anybody: YOU'RE ALREADY VISIBLY TURNING YOUR WHOLE, INFINITELY LARGER, GODDAMN CAR, WE CAN SEE THAT! THE FACT THAT A TINY LIGHT IS BLINKING DOESN'T HELP AT ALL. Also, it does matter if they're distracted because if startled a driver may swerve and cause an accident on a different lane or, at the very least, slow down, which causes the well known phenomenon of "phantom traffic"; that is when traffic is very slow on a stretch of road for no apparent reason and then is fast again, which is in fact a wave of bad traffic moving backwards through the normal traffic wave, usually caused by such inconsiderate drivers (look it up and help prevent it). Look, I live in a city known nationwide for its violent traffic and huge pedestrian death rate, I know how frustrating it is for people to interpret your signal as "please speed up and block me", but your way is no solution at all, you're just contributing to worse traffic. When a motherfucker speeds up towards you, you can force your way: he already sees you, he WILL slow down if possible. If he doesn't, and the next one is also an asshole, force a little more etc until you're let through or get through. In fact, by the rules of traffic, when you signal, you're not asking permission to turn, you're informing that you're about to do so and other drivers are required to slow down and let you pass. Of course that doesn't happen, so sometimes you gotta force the issue, but subterfuge is not a safe way of doing so. I have to do that every single day because my route involves a U turn (properly signaled with traffic lights) in a highway followed by immediately crossing 5 lanes of fast traffic and aggressive drivers so I can turn right in less than 100 meters (the U turn deposits me in the leftmost lane). It's not easy and usually a few assholes will honk or get mad at me, but that's what must be done. You signal and you go, slowly and safely, until you reach the other side. And to paraphrase RebelWinterwolf, there's no need to try to shave a few seconds of YOUR commute at the cost of, at very least, leaving a wake of bad traffic behind you. If you can't get in front of one guy, try the next, and the next until you're through. Sometimes you'll lose 30 seconds in a 15 minute commute. Is it worth adding that same 30 seconds to the commute of everyone in your literal wake though? PS: I wished that, "when its safe", it would quickly stop being safe by whatever reason (e.g. another asshole startling a driver down the road for extra poetic justice) and a distracted truck driver lacks the time to adjust to both everyone slowing down and a new car swerving into his lane. Maybe because he was tired, maybe because he sneezed that very second, there are always the possibility of an honest distraction.Of course that's just a sarcastic way to tell you how you can literally lose your life because you think you can disregard both every traffic engineer in the world and every single driver in your city. But how could I expect rainbow dash to actually think of other people, pick up on subtext or have self awareness...
You should play Keep talking and nobody explodes more often. Also you could bring the old games back like wwe or family feud or even the political machine btw love your vids
"goodbye flesh suit" "I am a star child" "I think I'm as high as I can go" "Yeah I was feeling roughly the same if you know what I mean" Every line was hilarious.
morse code lessons start at $100/hr
..- .-.. ..-
but i only have 15$ ;c
Baer i bought your coffee. i hate coffee. but i like Madrina's coffee now. so if i'm willing to pay 14 dollars in shipping ill enjoy that coffee once more. so thanks for hell basically. tasty coffee hell.
...- - -... is pretty much everything you will ever need in your life.
BaerTaffy I'm actually in awe how fast you got those
"Goodbye Flesh Suit" is a great subtitle for this entire NLSS
They experienced tranquility in all the games.
The actual God Tier Wildcard docket? It's pretty freaking good!
it would have been even better when wwe was in there too
Most of them have been so good recently I have basically run out of time to watch them because it's basically an extra hour I watch when rebirth is not on the docket.
shoarmabroodje5000 LONDON 2012
Baer has no time for real life. There is only the Vive. If you see him in cyberspace please tell him his friends kinda miss him, and LadyBaer loves him and wants him to come home.
They're virtual too.
VahnCruz *wifetaffy
What is this "real life" you speak of?
What is this "real life" you speak of?
God please bring me more Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, it's such a great NLSS game
"Goodbye, Flesh Suit" is a pretty good band name, I'm not gonna lie.
Slurms McKenzie Goodbye fleesh suuuit, I'm flyin' over yoouu...
i love when NL puts adds in the VODs it is a bookmark for the games i want to see them play if i don't watch all the games
Never stop inviting Austin!
Good news, they didn’t
I lost it at the Who's Your Daddy falling through the world
TIL there's an actual, factual band called "Vancougar", consisting of four middle-aged ladies from Vancouver. What a time to be alive!
Shut up and take my one-fourth of one-half of a quarter of a penny!
I get it
BlitzXor 4 views boi
BlitzXor 0.0125 divided by 4 which is 0.0025 + 0.000625 = $0.003125
Bryan Lim Jie Ren fat stacks m8
Just thought to myself "I wonder if NL has uploaded the Oct. 24 NLSS yet" and check my subs only to see that he uploaded it 1 minute ago. Love when stuff like that happens.
ViridisLeo i love you
I think we should just be friends.
They need to try gluing teleporters to movers
1:12:20 to 1:15:10
One of the greatest three minutes of the NLSS ever.
I was home from work with a bad stomach flu when this episode was streamed. Watching this live was so much fun and pretty much the only thing that was convincing me life isn't pure suffering while I was ill. Thank you NLSS crew for making my day, then and now.
Awesome work with Keep Talking - I like seeing you guys work together.
Baer is so focused playing Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, damn.
'H/Geraldo' made me laugh way too hard
needs more trivia murder party
Yo I love the new desktop notifications, much quicker than the mobile ones for me. Thanks for the upload, egg!
Consider me a docket hipster, but this line up is dope.
They missed such a fucking opportunity not calling the Who's Your Daddy halloween mode "Dad By Daylight".
Gotta be honest, I never laughed as hard as the "Who's Your Daddy" in my whole life... I might have some problems. Woke up the whole family at 6AM.
Metal Plant seems like the best place for murf city 4.0
#SawsOnly
he has ascended!!
I love seeing them play keep talking! I want more
*On when Talk like a pirate day*
NL: Its not recent. Its April.
Welp I'm guessing somebody didn't go outside and get free donuts by acting like a pirate.
You know I wasn't going to buy it anyway, so they didn't lose any profits.
2:32:15 Ryan didnt listen and he missed 1 right.
I can't believe they banned IWannaCumInRainbowdash. One of the few subs I recognize.
Tallen Smith
srsly.
wtf? did they really? why?
ooh I just got to that part :( that's sad
We still have TuscanGarlicChickenRaider. For like a month, that fucker was trying to be in every NLSS at least once. He must have run out of money.
+bbkidfan EXCUSE ME? I NEED A TIMESTAMP.
I was just watching the hearthstone series and it just switched to this
HIRALDO IS SPELT WITH A G, IM DEAD, im actually crying
I've been following nl for like five years watching most of the nlss and just now decided to subscribe to everyone in them
FINALLY, I'VE BEEN WANTING THEM TO PLAY KEEP TALKING
Who's Your Daddy was fucking hilarious.
I laughed so hard when your soul left the baby's body.
I lovedd keep talking. I played iplat so often. it's amzing! really cool to see u guys playing it :)
Dope docket and cohosts. RIP sleep
OMFG I KNEW THE SLAVE THING WAS COMING 11:24
Holy fuck those are some long titles in the Docket today
I want to see fanart of a horse and a chicken watching a dead squirrel get struck by pucks.
Finally, teleporters only level, thank you.
that was a great whos your daddy segment
I played something alot like the last game in college but it was a physical game it was for a class based on communication in nuclear power.
20:00 the northernlion story
Loved this UCH setup
No Nick, then Earth being in space does not mean that nothing is north of the equator, that would be stupid.
North and South are determined by the earths magnetic poles, and the equator is the imaginary line that is equidistant from both, so something 'north of the equator' is something that is closer to the earths northern magnetic pole than it is to the earths southern magnetic pole.
That's not correct. The earth is also rotating and can be oriented by its rotational axis; it goes trough the geographic north and south poles. The equator is defined by this measure, not the magnetic poles, which are actually variable. You can also differentiate between poles rotational direction. Still, symmetry apart, all that is arbitrary.
the best murph city is dance party wiht portals...that should be fun to watch/seize to
TIL that child abuse has a direct correlation to using ur blinkers
Who's Your Daddy is hilarious.
Baertaffy is amazing at this!
try to jump in air into the flag so you get the win, solo (or first) points and as ur in air hold b to die so you also get post mortem
dying at Who's your daddy
I am now convinced that NL can't follow simple instructions
47:57 Josh got me out of no where with that one!
ITS THE GENEVA CONVENTION
Is fingers always first in Trivia Murder party?
Whooo the docket is right !
Grani Chon YESSS
Grani Chon Egg not making a mistake? that is actually impossible
NotAHero279 it is check nicks link
I love seeing KTANE on the docket!! :D
My Halloween party is on 10/29, but my Christmas party is like 2 weeks before Christmas because I'm not going to be in the country during Christmas.
Keep Talking was great
Metal plant would be great for teleporters and bombs.
>and Experiencing Tranquility
lol
I honestly kind of want to read nicks pyramid novel
"And here me out: its two-"
*fails miserabely*
NL: Thats ridiculous its like having a christmas party on december 3rd
Me: We are having a christmas party on december 12 ._. lol
"conception 2" there was a first one?
Keep posting the NLSS, I love these.
you know you are doing good when 4 minutes after upload you have hundreds of views
It's so weird that I've watched the show for years but still haven't warmed up to Nick :/
NL you added another t so Nick's link is currently "htttp" in the description
it's never enough "t" in htttttttttttttp
Hypertext Titty Transfer Protocol. Seems fine by me.
Yet again NL with the bizarre passion of wanting Halloween to be one day.
id love to see baer and wife taffe play keep talking and nobody explode
You need to do teleporters only and coins on a map like waterfall where you can't get to the finish by default
Nvm they did rooftops. I feel like waterfall, windmill, or dance party would be best though
nek ascending to the ceiling with the ottoman xD
What!!? You chose to cut it there D:
20:59 "if I use my signal someones going to fill the gap I want to get to"
I thought I was the only one! Its so true for where I live but the secret is to signal only as your moving, too many scums on the road
The actual answer is to signal first and then go for it only after the other driver sees you. If they try blocking you on purpose, they see you and will stop to avoid a collision if they can, and hell, some you'll even let you pass. If you don't signal, you can cause a serious accident if the other driver is distracted.
Signaling while you turn, though, is the stupidest thing you can do: everyone that sees the signal can already see your fucking car turning, so what's the point? The whole reason for signaling is to warn other drivers that you'll do something unexpected so they have enough time to react. Seriously, use your signal or don't, but don't pretend that your fooling anybody, or worse yet, that you're not an irresponsible asshole, by signaling as you turn.
I swear, it's like people that do this are completely acritical. "We were going to get mad at you for putting our lives at risk, but you pretend signaled while doing it. You rascal got us good. Good show." You imagine us saying as you pat yourself on the back... Literally worse than Hitler, you. I hope some asshole in a truck does this to you while your having a coughing fit or otherwise don't have enough time to react properly and you die in the wreck.
wolfspam Noo you got it all wrong if you let them know your intentions thats when they react by speeding up to stop you from changing lanes. However if you are clever you do what I do and indicate as you change lane and you just check that its safe first before merging its easy they dont need to react and it doesnt matter if they are distracted. Also your last comment was quite rude and mean so Im going to be nice and pretend you didnt say it, your welcome~
Princess Harmony Moonlight my big problem is... why does it matter? Why does everyone feel like they have to get to their destination 0.5 seconds earlier than if they let someone through? Just let some people be assholes and get around to reduce the risk of accidents.
Yeah I agree it saves almost no time at all by pushing in front of a car going the same speed so if anyone indicates and I have the chance to speed up I slow down and let them in, cant believe how selfish some drivers are but really they are just putting their life more at risk every day and are likely to get fines
Yeah, I meant that if you're already doing that, there's no reason to signal anybody: YOU'RE ALREADY VISIBLY TURNING YOUR WHOLE, INFINITELY LARGER, GODDAMN CAR, WE CAN SEE THAT! THE FACT THAT A TINY LIGHT IS BLINKING DOESN'T HELP AT ALL. Also, it does matter if they're distracted because if startled a driver may swerve and cause an accident on a different lane or, at the very least, slow down, which causes the well known phenomenon of "phantom traffic"; that is when traffic is very slow on a stretch of road for no apparent reason and then is fast again, which is in fact a wave of bad traffic moving backwards through the normal traffic wave, usually caused by such inconsiderate drivers (look it up and help prevent it).
Look, I live in a city known nationwide for its violent traffic and huge pedestrian death rate, I know how frustrating it is for people to interpret your signal as "please speed up and block me", but your way is no solution at all, you're just contributing to worse traffic. When a motherfucker speeds up towards you, you can force your way: he already sees you, he WILL slow down if possible. If he doesn't, and the next one is also an asshole, force a little more etc until you're let through or get through. In fact, by the rules of traffic, when you signal, you're not asking permission to turn, you're informing that you're about to do so and other drivers are required to slow down and let you pass. Of course that doesn't happen, so sometimes you gotta force the issue, but subterfuge is not a safe way of doing so. I have to do that every single day because my route involves a U turn (properly signaled with traffic lights) in a highway followed by immediately crossing 5 lanes of fast traffic and aggressive drivers so I can turn right in less than 100 meters (the U turn deposits me in the leftmost lane). It's not easy and usually a few assholes will honk or get mad at me, but that's what must be done. You signal and you go, slowly and safely, until you reach the other side.
And to paraphrase RebelWinterwolf, there's no need to try to shave a few seconds of YOUR commute at the cost of, at very least, leaving a wake of bad traffic behind you. If you can't get in front of one guy, try the next, and the next until you're through. Sometimes you'll lose 30 seconds in a 15 minute commute. Is it worth adding that same 30 seconds to the commute of everyone in your literal wake though?
PS: I wished that, "when its safe", it would quickly stop being safe by whatever reason (e.g. another asshole startling a driver down the road for extra poetic justice) and a distracted truck driver lacks the time to adjust to both everyone slowing down and a new car swerving into his lane. Maybe because he was tired, maybe because he sneezed that very second, there are always the possibility of an honest distraction.Of course that's just a sarcastic way to tell you how you can literally lose your life because you think you can disregard both every traffic engineer in the world and every single driver in your city. But how could I expect rainbow dash to actually think of other people, pick up on subtext or have self awareness...
Wow JSmithOTI is lookin' dapper as fuck with that top hat and red bow tie!
Lol in the description for nick its htttp not http
Which came first the egg or the commenter?
KILLINZ0MBIE5 ;)
I start playing Conception 2, and 5 minutes later Nick starts talking about Conception 2... what are the chances.
You should play Keep talking and nobody explodes more often. Also you could bring the old games back like wwe or family feud or even the political machine
btw love your vids
"BABABADDADADADA! Oh nooo! Please!"
Nicks link doesn't work daddy
here's one that actually works
Goodbye fleshsuit.
When NL takes the module into his own hands :(
Love nick's inner Jamaican
God tier NLSS.
59:45 Its the Geneva Convention!
Christmas bleeds from its whatever
10:35 best Murph pull
8:24 Yah, crap deal, 0 years too... I don't want to re-do my life, I'm fine where I am thanks.
Section 2: prequel to Everybody's Gone to the Rapture.
NL has finally lost it in that who's your daddy session.
"goodbye flesh suit"
"I am a star child"
"I think I'm as high as I can go"
"Yeah I was feeling roughly the same if you know what I mean"
Every line was hilarious.
is it weird that this actually convinced me to sub to baer?
"H" from the ottoman empire ... you broke me into slavic tears. :(
love these videos mateeeeeeee
,Roll call,
is nl ok?
yo that whole baby situation had crying