I was at a friend's house playing video games when his mom came home with the Grizzly Man documentary, and she was super excited to watch it. Having never watched it, I told her that the guy would get eaten in the end. She laughed and went in the other room to watch it. Two hours later she starts screaming, "You were fucking right!"
Yo though, best Death Row meal idea: "I want to go to a 24/7 buffet." Then you eat extremely slowly for like a whole 24 hour period, allowing you to skip your execution time and you're free to go.
Damn you guys are blowing me away with all these songs from the 90's. One that I am not sure if you will mention but immediately came to mind was Pony by Ginuwine, apparently released in 96. When I was a kid going to school dances that was my jam rofl.
"And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the bears that Treadwell ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the bears. And this blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in food. But for Timothy Treadwell, this bear was a friend, a savior." -Werner Herzog
This was one of the most enjoyable NLSS's in a long time, though I do wanna bash my head in anytime someone says "this is a bad prompt" in Quiplash which ends up being around 80% of the time it feels. It's not the prompt, it's your lack of creativity to do what you can with that prompt.
Malf and NL need to eat so fucking good natural tomatoes, not the shit from the supermarket. A big slice of homegrown salted tomato on a crabcake is fucking godly.
I actually do enjoy *good* tomatoes and grew a bunch of Fox Cherry tomatoes on my balcony this summer. Slice them in half and put em in a greek salad. Unfortunately, most of the tomatoes used in restaurants and such are the massive GMO ones that are grown for size and not flavour, so you basically get a big sack of water. It probably didn't sound like it or I just didn't expand on it, but my real problem with tomatoes on most sandwiches is the plate tectonics. They make everything slide around so much more easily and, honestly, I'd rather have room for other flavours I enjoy more.
+michaelalfox When it comes to tomatoes, I go as thin as I possibly can for burgers and sandwiches. Some food places really like using thick-ass slices that are almost bigger than the patty itself. That shit's nasty man
Small sample size or just people that frankly didn't like tomatoes, then. Real well-grown tomatoes are delicious, and have a lot of taste - over-fertilized (or for that matter GMO, but that doesn't really matter, same result), *literally* just contain more water. That's why they're big. Because there's more water. More water, less tomato, equals less tomato taste. Simple science. Who knew.
this iscwhat i loved about living on naval bases, in Washington we had huge 4-8 car carports in front of all the houses and they had the perfect slick ground so even if you fell youd just slide so wed just skate around until we found one that had no one home and just went to town
I had an actual adult black bear sit on my porch and tear up the garbage than proceed to take a nap. It was actually kinda cute. I was dexing at the time so I felt a need to hug him, as he was incredibly adorable while he napped.
I can eat a raw potato. It's got a really pleasing texture to it. To me, that's entirely what makes vegetables good. Raw green beans, directly off of the plant are just amazing.
*Shock* I am happy to know there's at least one other human being in the world that straight-up enjoys a raw potato. It's kinda hard on the gums but I'll happily eat a raw potato!
wow I never realized how much "paved driveway privilege" I had, I guess, lol. Never given this a moment's thought, and nek and ryan are going on about it like it was the height of their childhood concerns for years.
michaelalfox You wouldn't believe it. I ate all 50 of them in about 40 minutes. I did it on Facebook's new live streaming feature, and I had an audience of 8 people lol. One friend asked me to eat 3 at once around the 45 nug mark, so I did RebelWinterwolf I got 2 boxes of 20, and 1 box of 10. I decided to leave two closed so they'd retain some warmth. It worked okay, but I was definitely struggling with that. I had a bigger problem with the recurring taste
28:28 special appearances by Milf and Danddy. 1:37:42 That's the first I've ever seen that happen! That's one of those plays that can't ever be duplicated if you tried.
So regarding the crocodile invasion conversation I just want to point out that flamethrowers don't kill through the injuries of the flame but throught burning up allthe oxygen on the target and filling the target's ( and pretty much everyone else around the target ) lungs with carbon monoxide.
In regards to the last bit about the 8 sugars in the coffee. I work overnight shifts at macdonalds, and you'd be amazed at some of the fucked up coffees people order. One of my favourites was a 1/4 strength coffee with 6 sugars.
correction, flamethrowers are not against the geneva conventions. they are still 100%legal by the geneva conventions. They just can't be used on a human beings.
dude. I have never seen a gravel driveway in my whole entire life. Paved is 100% the default. Is it just an era thing? I'm 22, live in small town wyoming.
Your "small town" is quite large compared to most places in the rest of the world. My town has gravel _roads_ ... never mind gravel drive-ways. We also have fiber internet with no data caps. Eh, you give some and you get some :)
The best thumbnail of all time. Period. It's not even close, people.
Matt Gleave
The one with vomit also was great
I liked the Jellies one because of Nick's reveal about how he never has actually watched the jelly videos he just looked at the thumbnails.
The only potential thumbnail that can beat this would be purple lord
Also loved the jelly one, was so perfect "They just look really surprised by it"
The crocodile D Day argument was the highlight of this video during speedrunners. Top, Top tier conversation. 1:10:20 and a little before for setup
It's right around the beginning of the first Speedrunners stage through the end of it.
Personally I would use a Red Hilted Halberd
I felt Ryan's pain that whole time. No one listened!
Fucking MALF thought he was a grizzled war veteran who knew everything there was to know about guns.
RIP FIEVEL
little bit late to the party Dan
Dan Gheesling can I get the kairosedro link please dan
>UCH Thumbnail
>no UCH on the docket
this is a miscarriage of justice
FeelsBadMan
he talked about it I guess
+
I too am very disappointed. clicked the video, scanned the thumbnails, didn't watch.
Am I the only one who has noticed that NL is best at games with bald guys? E.G. Binding Of Isaac. Speedrunners etc.
MuiltiNormal egg power
Best NLSS in months! Actually funny conversations with weird interactions without resorting to memes for over half the show. Thanks!
A new thumbnail, every month is a new burst of joy with them.
I was at a friend's house playing video games when his mom came home with the Grizzly Man documentary, and she was super excited to watch it. Having never watched it, I told her that the guy would get eaten in the end. She laughed and went in the other room to watch it. Two hours later she starts screaming, "You were fucking right!"
She then thought I actually spoiled it, and was super pissed at me until I convinced her it was just a lucky guess.
This is one of the best NLSS's in a while!
Ryan gets so triggered around half way through, it's too funny.
that can't be true when there's isaac.
KTMICD2 tbh isaac is really good for the show because if ot was any other game like UCH they'll be talking about glue instead of that horse pussy talk
KTMICD2 it can only be the best nlss I'd Issac is on the docket
Yo though, best Death Row meal idea:
"I want to go to a 24/7 buffet."
Then you eat extremely slowly for like a whole 24 hour period, allowing you to skip your execution time and you're free to go.
Lance Elliott Or they shoot you while you are going for your 100th plate lol. I think I would actually be OK with that though.
The crocodile conversation has to be the funniest thing I've heard in a while
This is the first time I've ever re-watched an NLSS back to back. This one was gold.
This is the greatest thumbnail the world has ever seen
WHEN ROB GIVES YOU THE THUMBNAIL
This is why I love isaac in the docket.
btw Sometimes I think that NL is the only one on the show that has any contact with reality.
NL's analysis of Grizzly Man was great. I had not heard of the PFT note, but it's dead-on.
this is an S tier thumbnail NL
The pig in the suit sadly it was wasted on a B+ tier docket
sradac well the eggs got a month to get a good docket
Blessed be the egg that giveth me Speedrunners. Keep bringing back these classic S-Tier stream games egg-daddy!
THUMB NAIL BOIS
DOOM SCRUB BOISSSS
ALL CAPS BOISS
RaccAttack
CALEB DOOM MADRINAS BOIIIS
all caps when you spell the eggs name
These thumbnails are very well rounded, just like your head egg boi.
So... the new thumbnail... but then its for a game not on the docket... rip
Xenoverse was not on this stream...
This NLSS has the Ultimate Chicken Horse thumbnail
MopedOfJustice
yeah i make him look good
Dan pretty much barely or never showed up in the NLSS's featuring him in the thumbnail, too ):
Always killing it my man :) Keep up the good work.
the fact that rob thinks he could wrestle an orangutan means he is actually insane
one thumbnail needs to be pumpkin scrubs
MochaMochaHeart PUMPKIN SCRUBS
PUMPKIN SCRUBS BOIS!!!!
BOIS
Damn you guys are blowing me away with all these songs from the 90's. One that I am not sure if you will mention but immediately came to mind was Pony by Ginuwine, apparently released in 96. When I was a kid going to school dances that was my jam rofl.
Oh also, that No Limit song...I used to love that song when it was featured in Don Cherry's #1 hit Rock Em Sock Em 5 on VHS.
I can't believe they killed their entire fanbase with a 9mm Beretta.
The banter and the docket were pretty good, thanks egg dad.
A tier thumbnail
the worst interrogation would have a good cop, a bad cop and a very good, bad cop
"And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the bears that Treadwell ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the bears. And this blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in food. But for Timothy Treadwell, this bear was a friend, a savior." -Werner Herzog
The new cover is VERY NAICE.
I love Rob. His stories are amazing.
So they make the new Thump Nail for Ultimate Chicken Horse and they play Issac. Figures
Dan is the hero we deserve
It's a nice thumbnail. I give it... 4 popcorns, 2 sodas, 2 chocolate bars... and... I'll also throw in 1 package of mentos-pablo.
This was one of the most enjoyable NLSS's in a long time, though I do wanna bash my head in anytime someone says "this is a bad prompt" in Quiplash which ends up being around 80% of the time it feels. It's not the prompt, it's your lack of creativity to do what you can with that prompt.
like the what they could replace a scarecrow with, put in a bit of banter and say ryan or something. would have been funny.
God Tier Docket + New Thumbnail!!!
Excellent thumbnail, Drac! :D
2:16 Also, NL, I believe the song you're referring to Stand Up by Ludacris ft. Shawnna.
I worked at a mcdonalds, and someone would order a SMALL coffee, with 20 milk, and 25 sugars. Like every day.
they wouldnt even noticed if you skipped the coffee part
I know.
It is kinda dumb.
"You have no balls" - Kate confirms Ryan has no balls
He is the ball.
timestamp?
That's Videoball!
1:23:58
egg is literally a big ball
Speedrunners? What year is it?
EDIT: This was the best NLSS is ages. Holy shit nearing the end I couldn't stop laughing.
Nope. Last nights one was the best litterally ever. They play a special secret game... and its beautiful!
Awhhh shit, I can't wait to watch it!!
Malf and NL need to eat so fucking good natural tomatoes, not the shit from the supermarket. A big slice of homegrown salted tomato on a crabcake is fucking godly.
I actually do enjoy *good* tomatoes and grew a bunch of Fox Cherry tomatoes on my balcony this summer. Slice them in half and put em in a greek salad. Unfortunately, most of the tomatoes used in restaurants and such are the massive GMO ones that are grown for size and not flavour, so you basically get a big sack of water.
It probably didn't sound like it or I just didn't expand on it, but my real problem with tomatoes on most sandwiches is the plate tectonics. They make everything slide around so much more easily and, honestly, I'd rather have room for other flavours I enjoy more.
+michaelalfox When it comes to tomatoes, I go as thin as I possibly can for burgers and sandwiches. Some food places really like using thick-ass slices that are almost bigger than the patty itself. That shit's nasty man
I remember reading that in a blind test people preferred GMO tomatoes.
Small sample size or just people that frankly didn't like tomatoes, then. Real well-grown tomatoes are delicious, and have a lot of taste - over-fertilized (or for that matter GMO, but that doesn't really matter, same result), *literally* just contain more water. That's why they're big. Because there's more water. More water, less tomato, equals less tomato taste.
Simple science. Who knew.
I can't deal with this thumbnail, it's way too adorable
JESUS CHRIST NL WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET SOME NEW BANNER ART?! Love you, though ;)
this iscwhat i loved about living on naval bases, in Washington we had huge 4-8 car carports in front of all the houses and they had the perfect slick ground so even if you fell youd just slide so wed just skate around until we found one that had no one home and just went to town
I had an actual adult black bear sit on my porch and tear up the garbage than proceed to take a nap. It was actually kinda cute. I was dexing at the time so I felt a need to hug him, as he was incredibly adorable while he napped.
Awww! Black bears are best bear.
"no he's NOOOOOT" god i wish that were true now
best nlss in a while please more like this daddy
I can eat a raw potato. It's got a really pleasing texture to it. To me, that's entirely what makes vegetables good. Raw green beans, directly off of the plant are just amazing.
*Shock* I am happy to know there's at least one other human being in the world that straight-up enjoys a raw potato. It's kinda hard on the gums but I'll happily eat a raw potato!
There's still a West69 in West Edmonton Mall.
Love the new thumbnail
HE DIDNT D I P L O P I A THE CAR BATTERY! This nlss is a ride of emotions
no limit used to make me want to get up as well, usually to switch the radio off
I got homework. and I need to sleep. but quiplashhhhhh
0.0000000002% of robs stories are true
I just think he lives in a post-apocalyptic Mad Max kinda world.
TheEmperorSRB yeah the USA
I love the new thumbnail nl
amazing docket
Good to see that NL is keeping up the mandatory fact of life that anyone that ever beings up Werner Herzog HAS to do an impersonation.
wow I never realized how much "paved driveway privilege" I had, I guess, lol. Never given this a moment's thought, and nek and ryan are going on about it like it was the height of their childhood concerns for years.
Gavin Jenkins
I listened to "Who the Fuck is Alice" from the Happy 2B Hardcore albums today for nostalgia reasons.
I am approximately a hundred years old.
Speedrunner is great! MORE
Never have so many owed so much to so few (crocodiles).
UCH as thumbnail but no UCH..... this is the ultimate betrayal
I...i...i... won't go to horse riding lessons again...
dont worry, they kind of have to do that to breed them.
absolutely loved the 9mm beretta
I like how the Stammer in the thumbnail is slamming pucks straight into Raccoon!AlpacaPatrol's asshole.
I think the answer to the first quiplash question is log2+5x+7y+ab2-11
Hey! that's pretty good
Every mall I've been too has a west 49, plus I'm just a province over from you NL
I have to be honest, I only opened this to relive the glorious moment at 2:01:12 where Daddy acknowledged me live.
I come home with a sack of 50 nugs, and what do I get? AN NLSS UPLOAD??? Hell yea bois!
DirtyWhiteHydra so how do you deal with when half of the nuggs go cold while you're eating them?
Were you successful?
michaelalfox You wouldn't believe it. I ate all 50 of them in about 40 minutes. I did it on Facebook's new live streaming feature, and I had an audience of 8 people lol. One friend asked me to eat 3 at once around the 45 nug mark, so I did
RebelWinterwolf I got 2 boxes of 20, and 1 box of 10. I decided to leave two closed so they'd retain some warmth. It worked okay, but I was definitely struggling with that. I had a bigger problem with the recurring taste
Im a casual person , i see afterbirth , i like the vid
The end is so delightfully mean.
>UCH Thumbnail
>no saws
28:28 special appearances by Milf and Danddy.
1:37:42 That's the first I've ever seen that happen! That's one of those plays that can't ever be duplicated if you tried.
So regarding the crocodile invasion conversation I just want to point out that flamethrowers don't kill through the injuries of the flame but throught burning up allthe oxygen on the target and filling the target's ( and pretty much everyone else around the target ) lungs with carbon monoxide.
Guys, please invite Sinvicta for Afterbirth pls pls pls
Machine gun does not imply an smg at all
Creature Plays Games I thought light machine gun when he said machine gun not a sub machine gun
DADDY MEMESLING IS BACK BB!!!
Wow, Nick sure is brave coming out as being against flamethrowers.
Who the fuck fires into a horde of crocs with a shotgun or a handgun? It's machine gun, explosives, or bust. Ryan's right.
I love Speedrunners.
The whole gun debate was rocking my head, a shotgun vs any machinegun loses......
Also an ar-15 or an M-4 has next to 0 recoil......
Dan's hyena laugh kills me. Goes for the throat every time too.
MALF talking about a burger is like a football team coach in a after game press event. go back to about 30:00 and see for yourself.
I remeber this livestream well. This was the livestream I was perma banned on.
Predator_Magnus why?
Tyler Gorbett I was an ass on the livestream
Predator_Magnus Did you mention bad rats on Nick's stream?
The animal combat segment and the circus dick parts had me in tears.
Dan forever
RETURN OF THE KINGS OF GAMES : SPEEDRUNNERS
when Rob gives you the thumbnail
In regards to the last bit about the 8 sugars in the coffee. I work overnight shifts at macdonalds, and you'd be amazed at some of the fucked up coffees people order. One of my favourites was a 1/4 strength coffee with 6 sugars.
correction, flamethrowers are not against the geneva conventions. they are still 100%legal by the geneva conventions. They just can't be used on a human beings.
rob didnt like john wick but likes the new riddick. like fucking what?
Bob Ross' painting adventures during that Azazel run
dude. I have never seen a gravel driveway in my whole entire life. Paved is 100% the default. Is it just an era thing? I'm 22, live in small town wyoming.
Your "small town" is quite large compared to most places in the rest of the world. My town has gravel _roads_ ... never mind gravel drive-ways. We also have fiber internet with no data caps. Eh, you give some and you get some :)
Mythricia I think you mean you dim sum you lose some
NL, just that you know, the link to Austins channel in the description is wrong
What.. is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I love malf
that thumbnail
Did anyone else die inside when he had the opportunity to have blank card heirophant
Hey false advertising is illegal in Canada egg, use Majin Buu unless chicken horse is in the docket.