Dave Portnoy Gives His Lowest Ever Pizza Review Score
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
- Just because Lebron isn't about fairness doesn't meant Dave won't be when reviewing his pizza. #shorts
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I really felt he was objective there, no bias what so ever!
Everybody knows the rules
1 apology everyone knows the rules
You’re right he was. Lebron sucks at basketball, he also sucks at pizza franchise ownership.
Idk why he got their worst pizza there, he should’ve got the meat lovers pizza or the build ur own option that everyone gets. They are known for their toppings
@@CarterH1998 They’re known because Lebrons an owner…not for their pizza😂. And just like everything Lebron touches, the legacy is instantly lost. People like integrity, Lebron has NONE of it.
"not even say hello to Undertaker when you wore his shirt "
Fuckin top notch materal here. 😂
material*
Probably just polyester
LEBRON JAMES. REST. IN. PEACE.
Seriously, that was so low. Undertaker was famous before he was
@chrisxavier3147 his fans can't see how much of a clown he is
Im crying😂😂😂 the quick “0” and jets out
I think this is my favourite video of his. 😂
Want that funny
I legit lol 😆
Bro that shit had me dying 😂
dropping the pizza makes it 😂
Don't ever change Dave.
Honor, integrity, pride
Zero dude your a legend
You're*
@@derfrosch1487you must be fun at parties
@@derfrosch1487 always that one tool
@@derfrosch1487 your is correct
@@xertive8503 go back to elementary pal
Dave: "i can almost see lebrons face in it"
the small burn spot on the pizza: "watch it now davey boy"
Bro I’m dyinggg 😭
He shouldn't have been so nice. LeBron looks just like that pizza, ugly, cheesy and burnt up like his hairline
Hahahahah
🤣🤣🤣🤣
If lebron was a white person and he said the same thing, y'all wouldn't even consider the cheese on the pizza as racial undertone. It's just color bruh. 😂
Such an honorable man I wish I could have this much integrity
lol to be fair it is absolute shit, I just had it the other day. Can’t believe he invested in that trash, but he was also dumb enough to think Russ would be a good fit with him and Davis
Facts he’s so sincere
Fair review. Seemed legit.
Well, he only got the cheese. They have so many topping options like roasted garlic and balsamic drizzle.
@@IWantToPetYourDog- zero
@@gc6888 What an intellectual answer.
@@IWantToPetYourDog - I’m curious; are providing other topping selection ideas available because you think Dave’s score was based on the cheese only topping review?
@@IWantToPetYourDogdoesn't matter 😂. That pizza is trash and I'm mad because I love pizza
Wow the first actual one bite pizza review.. and a rookie score to boot..
O isn't a number an definitely not the first one bite review.....plenty of one bite review 9 years ago when it's started as one bite
He said 0 isn't a number ?? What an ass clown lol 🤣
Rookie score for sure though
@@jaybeazy4978 He said zero, not the letter O.
@@CubsWin2012 dam it ya got me there ..
0 O ...still close enough when ya had a few 🍻 🍺 🍻
Best take on LeBron I’ve ever heard.
My favorite pizza review ever 😂!
@@KMC1367 same. This one and his Little Caesar’s one.
The only time I’ve ever seen him take one bite 😂
Lol😊
Haha most of the time he's saying, "One bite, everyone knows the rules," while taking multiple bites 🤣 I always crack up at that
Haha for real though. His knee bite is always the whole piece
😂😂😂😂😂
Everybody knows the rules 😂
Lebron can kneel and clean up that mess.
Best one yet. The immediate drop at 0 is what does it for me.
🤣🤣 s-s-see ya! lmfao
I’m new to Mr. Portnoy and his 🍕 reviews.. he’s such a character!
I respect anyone who disrespects Lebron James. I’m all in.
rent free
@@komi8628”rent free” 🤓🤓🤓
Tell me you're white without telling me you are white
@@wastedwifi I’m white, proud of it too.
@@kevink6420damn right
The only review that’s actually one bite
🍕😁ikr ... But the ZERO score was straight cap 🧢... Dude just couldn't admit that Bronny's pizza joint was legit 😭
@@SnappingTurtle444i like bron. but blaze pizza blows 💀
@@SnappingTurtle444that's the rule!
@@bread6235 screw them both!
@@bread6235however that’s true if he didn’t hate lebron he would’ve scored it around a 6.1-6.2 respectively.
Homeless man: 🏃♂️💨
And eat that shit? Doubt it.
I make 85k, im eating it!!!!!!
The homeless guy probably wouldn't even be able to rate it either.
Homeless man: That’s a 9.4, and it knocked my dick on the floor
That rant just earned my loyalty
Blaze is pretty terrible as well frfr
Well yeah LeBron is even more unlikeable than Dave.
Mine as well
That was incredible 😂 the undertaker comment the tiny nibble immediate 0 n dropping it. Fuckin top notch
Such a fair and balanced review love it.
Thats right always say hi to the Undertaker
I don’t get it
Now that’s a review I can get behind 😂😂
You must be racist then
*tf did lebron do to him*
LeFraud James gets a zero. Love it
Jesus is lord. Repent of your sins, be born again, and turn to him to be saved from Hell! Turn away from all your sins before its too late. I love you and God loves you🙏🏼❤️
@@elpri553 fk a lebrow
I have to say that was truly... a one bite review
313 likes, Detroit pizza has entered the chat
So I take it Jacks Frozen Pizza holds a higher score 😂😂🤣🤣
😂😂
Jack has integrity
@@Jay-407
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.08?
@@esgreen0000 Is that the minimum you have to blow to enjoy it?
I thought you were unfair, but now that I know LeBum I agree with you.
Lmao he probably beat yo team in the playoffs
@@_cheefieGlow IQ alert 😂
Damn, did Lebron pipe your girl or something?
He's acting like the girl who never got called back after the 3 date 😉 😂😂😂
Cringe af bruh
@@sfz0161 as long as I think it's funny I'm ok if you think it's cringe 😬 😂😂😂
@@daltonyoung3853 whats funny is that you give off strong incel vibes.
@@daltonyoung3853 yo cringe af..
cringe af
Dave's best moment ever
This guy is a prick! Yeesh
That was the best review ever Prez.
The oldest review ever shits 5 years old but good ruclips.net/video/91y4IblHbUs/видео.html
Why you simping for a dude lmao
@@bowlman_ iam dead 💀 🤣 😭 😂
@@bowlman_ same reason you probably simp for the black supremacist lebum James
@@champer1290 what the fuck kinda drugs are you on chief?
Dave keepin it REAL!!! Callin out Coward's one Pizza at a time! Truth 👍🏾💯
Dave is a legend.
One of the best episodes. Even the drop was perfect.
Pizza looked good, though.
Wish it tasted as good as it looks, I live next to one. It's pretty trash.
@@SIMPLESIMPLE22 it’s good bro?
It somehow looks like pizza pizza.
Irs cardboardy
Trash pizza isn’t real pizza
LeBron couldn't even hold Michael Jordan's water
Straight facts
@Magic mike honcho Michael didn’t have to change 4 times to win like the coward de bron
Or jock
What does that have to do With Pizza lol
@@anthisrogers maybe the dude drinks water with his pizza? 🍕 💧 🚰
Speak the truth and it WILL set you FREE!!!!
Literally takes one bite:
“ZERO.” *FLOP* - 😂😂😂
You mean *FLOP* ... in honor of Lebron & all lol
@@benb4343 very true, fixed it
Most honorable and mature take on a rivalry I’ve ever witnessed. Well done, and much respect to you sir.
Best review ever. Not just pizza review, but best review of all time. Labronda flops more than this pizza.
Dave was born in Massachusetts, lebron is also coincidentally the owner of the Boston Celtics so that explains the score
He’s a investor in Fenway sports ,Fenway sports one of many investments they have . He has no direct control over the team .
He is not the owner. He is invested in the group that owns them. It's like saying he is the owner of Liverpool FC. I personally own stocks of Juventus. It obviously doesn't mean I'm in control of the club
He pretty much thoroughly explained what he doesn't like about him
I FOUND A HUMAN TOOTH IN MY PIZZA HERE, HAVNT BEEN BACK SINCE. I was scarred bro I never use all caps
hope you didnt have to pay for extra toppings
@@joeLULW Joe I’m not gonna lie, I’m pretty sure I got a couple extra. They really did get one off on me. Luckily I noticed the tooth and picked it out, I thought it was a little mushroom! Which I also hate! I was also stoned outta my mind so it is forever ingrained in me. An actual scarring experience 😂
Who’s tooth was it?
@@ThaFashionAssassin I’ve never figured out, the guy making the pizza I swear was like giving me the eye, in a threatening way not a sexual way… but maybe I was just high. Still baffles me to this day. It’s like one of those unsolved mysteries in movies that will haunt until death. I have a witness that was with me, a good stoner buddy of mine. He was so sad for me. A human fuckin tooth man like how does that happen. I guess I’ll never know
I wonder whose it was, I'm sure they were kind of surprised when they realized it was gone
In the past few days, I’ve watched probably 100 or so of these reviews. This.. this was the review that got me to subscribe 😂
and your comment pushed me to sub as well😅
@@X3nophiliacah shit I will as well. This was funny
May the South rise again!!! Lol what a bunch of non-conceptional Netanyahu's 😂
Not gunna lie I just subbed to because of this comment lol
Same!
I wanna see some high school cafeteria pizza reviews
lol i looked up the rectangle pizza from elementary school. u gotta order a box of like 150 but damn that pizza was good
Lol no. No it was not good
@@josho8888better the slimy meat most days but not "good"
Most honest pizza review ever. Loved it.
The Drop was Funny always like when Dave rate the pizza.
One Bite is all You get. 😂
I will love Dave forever for this moment! He said a lot of things I felt.
Because you a weirdo in real life 🤣
I felt he held back. I feel he could have definitely said more.
Haters I'm not lebron fan but he lives rent free in yall heads
jealousy..?
That’s crazy😂 he’s a basketball player
This ending has broken me I can’t stop playing it over 🤣🤣🤣
I just want Lebron to come hug this guy. He clearly needs it!😂
I think Dave is the guy that changed his entire personality when he had his first sip of beer
Lebron jock rider spotted
This made me cackle omggggg
Holy shit that setup was amazing 😂
The thing I like most about David is his impartiality.
The only time Dave ever took only ONE bite in a "One Bite Review"!
One nibble.. everybody knows the rules.
You knew it was coming, but still hilarious delivery 😄
You drop the pizza on the floor that’s what made me die😂😂😂😂
Shit was far from funny, are you 12 or from India?
@@vaporware666 this shit was funny
“One bite - everyone knows the rules - Blaze Pizza - ZERO !!!”
😂😂😂😂Stage left😂😂😂😂
This was hilarious 😂 truly a one bite review
bbbrrrooooooo im dead he fucking said zero bblaahhhahhhaaaahaaaa
Honestly blaze could be worse for a chain pizza place lol. Better than pizza hut, dominos, etc
Until jet's pizza comes thru the door
@Every Little Thing not ingredients wise. You eat domino's, the hut, lil cesars etc and you're in bathroom for a while the next day haha 😄
@@lilmandee4315 no jets near me. Marco's is probably the best chain pizza in my area.
@Every Little Thing Agreed. I get Marco's if I want something for a game. A neighborhood place if I want a traditional pie.
@Every Little Thing no shepherds pie or boxty here though. And you're closer to seeing good football games than I am haha 😄
"I almost see his face when i look in it."😂😂😂
Wouldn't that be cultural appropriation? lebron should NOT be involved in Italian food.
Right. Get into the fried chicken game Bron Bron
No, it's only cultural appropriation when other races do something remotely black, like hair braiding
Lol
Why he hasn't made Lebron's high performance grape drank is beyond me.
Best pizza review to date
This was 5 years ago ruclips.net/video/91y4IblHbUs/видео.html
Awesome review I bet that pizza cost like 15 bucks too!
Like 10 but you were close
That pizza "flopped" right on the ground. 😅😂
Greatest review ever
THIS NEVER GETS OLD!!!!
By far the single greatest pizza review that he has ever done !!!
lebron... change teams to win. jordan... stayed with the same team for years, win or lose. brought his team-mates UP. allowed others to rise to greatness too!
Man I cant stand LeBron..Once really liked him.
Same. Ever since he attacked that officer and Kyle Rittenhouse on social media is when I stopped liking him.
He always gives a fair trial
That’s how I felt after trying the frozen pizza you made.
oooohhhhhhh Gottem
Worse frozen pizza ever
I was pretty shocked myself. His frozen pizza is mediocre at best. It is pretty bad.
But it’s like 2 bucks at Grocery Outlet, so I still choke it down 😅
Because it’s a one bite pizza, you can’t stomach the second bite….
Glad he handled the review with so much professionalism and maturity
I was confused on why he hated him so much but then I figured out why like three seconds later😂😂
can you tell me why he doesn't like lebron
The Adderall was hittin different today huh Dave?
Lebron sucks
Damn Dave stating fact on LBJ. 🤣🤣
Lbj 😂😂😂 is his first name la, Middle name bron?
@@gonelucidYou’ve never heard of LeBron referred to as LBJ? It’s because you capitalize the L, B, and J in his name
@@noahduncan126 Lydon B Johnson is the only lbj worth mentioning
lebum
@@kriskquinn.68 Lyndon B Johnson couldn’t even dunk.
Say what you want about Dave but he has integrity when it comes to pizza ratings
Zooms on the dark spot on the pizza "I almost see his face when I look in it"
I’ve been to blaze pizza three times and I agree with this scoring.
But you went back two more times? I guess ya gave em three strikes to improve, sounds fair.
Remember when Lebron said “free hongkong” and then his masters told him to STFU because money is more important than human rights?
I don't remember him pretending to support Hong Kong...
Yep
Korey Paul he basically told Morey to shut the fuck up 🤣🤣🤣
@@koreypaul6698 ok. Not my problem if you have a shitty memory.
@@SemperSalam You wanted to know if anyone remembered an incident you think you remembered. Don't get mad when people tell you their answer.
Lmao. I keep earning more & more respect for this man
When I went to Blaze, they were smearing the topping bar with an old rag and the “juice” from the rag was going back into the containers of toppings. Needless to say, I just left.
ewwwwwwwww --- horrifying.
I call BS. No way that would be allowed with the standards modern day restaurants are held to.
@@MikeySkywalker nope. I wish it was. A bunch of teenagers just doing what they assumed was the right thing with the manager not paying attention. I didn’t sick around to figure it out. Restaurant standards mean nothing. People making your food in the back of restaurants aren’t much better when nobody is looking. Quite horrific.
@@MikeySkywalkerif the ref doesn’t see it, it’s not a foul. As a plumber, I do a lot of work in commercial kitchens, you’d be amazed by “the standards” 😂
@@mattingegneri1077 I do too. The ones I have worked in are very clean. Maybe we work in different states.
LeBron didn't "found" Blaze Pizza. He just invested in it.
I knew there was a reason I liked Portnoy. He’s a great judge of character.
He's a leftist schmuck too though. He's the controlled opposition.
Blaze pizza sucks. Been there twice. 2nd time asked the dude to run my pizza 🍕 through the oven again. Still sucked although it was at least cooked all the way!
Blaze Pizza can claim complete victory here because he gave them the exact same rating that he gave the $2,000 Pizza.
Trash is trash no matter wat price ppl put on it
Dave’s only one bite review 😭😭😭
Lebron pizza? Who would eat that?
Take my lunch break, take too long
Too long on my lunch break
And they sent me home
On the Adam Friedland Show
My favorite host, Adam friedland
@@timothylofi everyone knows the rules
No WOOD Oven Dave! It's GAS!
Fair score fair judge
Absolutely perfect review. Clearly a man of true integrity and character.
actually accurate rating, we had one in town (Windsor Ontario), it closed within one year.
Do you like oven360? I thought it was pretty good
@@joshuawoolridge8378 never had it
That pizza actually looked really good not gonna lie hahaha
I’m glad you didn’t lie there. I was worried you would
@@jackvillan5151 it is the internet
@@namehere7771 oh I thought it was blockbuster, not gonna lie
Best review ever!!! Love ya Dave, no homo.
The pizza review is suspect.
The James review is spot on legitimate.
That’s the most honest pizza and Lebron review I’ve ever heard!!!!
“…this coward, this lowlife…” lmao Dave is a HOF hater.
No bias. I love it!
I was expecting Dave to spit it out, but it turns out Dave is a swallower.🤣
LeBum back at it with trash pizza
LeCheese 0.0
No decimal? That’s a rookie review right there!
I mean there was no flop whatsoever and this man didn’t even mention it!
Love how you called out LeBron Spot on !everything you said was 100% accurate!! He couldn’t hold Larry Birds Jock even in today’s NBA period !!
Roflmao!!!! Angry are we? Lmao. I so laughed out loud literally
I saw no anger... Just an honest review
@@Greg-ys2gy lol true! I digress.