cishet husband educates himself for Pride Month
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- the only honest ally
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Twitch: / northernlion
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Stream date: 06-04-2024
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#northernlion #clips
When he said, "I guess reverse cowboy is hitting it from the back, but I'm not good at the whole shapes rotating thing." I fucking lost it 🤣
😭
When you use the wrong hole and try to explain to your wife it's because you're in your wordmaxxing era.
@@raon123I’m sorry honey, if you didn’t want me to fuck your brother in the ass you shouldn’t have gotten adjacent hotel rooms! You know I can’t rotate shapes!
reverse cowgirl and doggy is the same in zero gravity, he's completely right
@@NoConsequenc3 Truly a straight astronaut in gayspace
They're topologically the same
losing it at the chatter who said “DO NOT TWIST” when NL said “you should be ballsmaxxing get it twisted”
holy shit +2
first one started it all
the whole chat was going crazy after that
That's what testicular torsion does to a man
my friend got jumped for refusing to twerk in cis city. she fuckin died bro
Got my Buick LeSabre polished in Gay City, took it for a spin out to Cis City, got a burger at a steakhouse and I come outside to all my tires slashed.
my buddy eric went to gay city and ended up on the down with cis bus 💀
+2
this is why pride is important
Bisexual Morpheus bottoming for Neo: How about I do reverse cowboy tonight?
+2
Neo took the blue chew
'you think thats cock youre sucking?'
I'm entirely confused
Edit: ohhh cow *BOY*
This is probably funny as hell
pride month chef boyardee style commercial:
“No honey you’ve had backshots every night this week”
A can rolls into the room with Bisexual Morpheus on the label
Bottle of poppers rolling down the street
Chef boyardee deep throating a ravioli on the label, a little sauce running down his chin
Bisexual Chef Boyardee be like, "No honey you've had backshots every night this week"
@@fendviyo REAL
he's a northern lion of course he cares about his pride
up down to the side 🏳️🌈
+2
+2
Pride is a sin
those southern lions though…
nl asking chat sex questions for 20 minutes when someone asks him a sex question: hey buddy relax
I mean there is a difference between talking about sex broadly and answering personal questions
"I get it, it's personal for you" didn't he blast a guy for saying it's all preference?
He went into detail unprompted about what his balls look like @@FirstLast-kv1iq
@@JD-wu5pf well then we get into interesting parallels. Because there is no straight community. The straight community is just what most people call the "default" person. This is obviously off topic but I still think it is interesting to see the power dynamics at play of these different groups.
@@JD-wu5pf the word community implies things that the straights don't have or share. The gay community shares a common struggle and different things that brings them together, that's why there is a community in the first place.
Oh thank god he's still bald
Genuinely of upmost importance he does not get hair again. It's not just about the brand, it's about what he'd do with that kind of power.
he should do one single stream with a wig and never address it
wtf my eggs got hair and pronounce
He went to Korea, not Turkey.
If he ever goes to turkey. we are fucked 😂😂
Dude got balls like Ornstein and Smough no wonder he doesn't get the appeal.
Yeah if he sits down in a chair the smough ball butt slams the ornstein ball to become one big smough ball
@@ember4303 +10
Ballskin duo
"I'm a straight astronaut going out into gay space"
"Judging by Neil and Buzz, that means I'm probably the first" holy +2
14:40 People confuse "top/bottom" and "dom/sub" a lot. Just because someone is topping you doesn't mean they're domming you, for instance
always remember the phrase “call my man subway lettuce the way hes sub topping”
@@racg174 abolute pottery
@@racg174 you're a poet
@@racg174 +2
I saw a lot of chatters bringing this up but his question seems unrelated to dom/sub dynamics. I thougnt he wa's asking because bottom usually = recieving penetration, but in the reverse cowgirl, the receiver is literally on top of the person topping.
The moment NL said "can I ask another question?", followed up by several people saying no, while he immediately begins his next question absolutely sent me
pegged activity
Balatro in 2024:
-Gay jokers (rainbow)
-Ace cards
-Bald people
-Freaky jokers
-Digital money making more money than real money
-E
Cant play Straights
@@buddyisbored2355
+2
Lose all $$$ when you play a straight
GABFDE?
The b in LGBT stands for bald
@@jake-wu2nq it's the 4 hairstyles
Long Gross Bald and Tight
10:49 "you gotta read Hegel to understand this" in chat shot me into the stratosphere
more like Kegel 😏
The phenomenology of my spirit got fucked by that comment
Do you people genuinely read along the chat while watching these? I can't wrap my mind around that
Maybe that means I'm dumb tho lol
@@Muzikman127Most people who do read at all probably have it fullscreen on a 2nd monitor just reading bits as they glance over whilst listening or when he says the more out of pocket shit.
"There's a little Forest Whitaker type asymmetry" going on with his balls. He comes back with ammo straight spitting.
gay spitting
omg he's so right, food does go crazy when you're hungry
Massive +2
Yummypilled foodmaxxing on hunger fr
This got me so good I’m cackling alone in bed at 1:30 in the afternoon lmfao
this whole video is like that one Key and Peele sketch about gay marriage QnA
I can never tell if he’s reading an actual comment or just imagines a comment in his head.
NL’s final years will be him bantering to himself in a wheelchair and drinking coke zero.
He died as he lived 😤
+2
Just like Jerma
talks about his fucked up balls for a few minutes ->
“phew I still got it”
chat when when NL says the word "come": COCKA
chat when Nl talks about sex in an inquisitive way: EWWWW WHAT ARE YOUT TALKING ABOUT. STOP. LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU
He’s actually the funniest man
Holy he's even doing Coke Zero can prop comedy.
Absolutely sent me
Guys I don't even think nl is doing a top/bottom and dom/sub conflation, I think he's literally saying if 2 gay men are in reverse cowgirl, the bottom (recieving penetration) is literally on top of the top (providing penetration), and is confused if the those terms switch now that one is at a higher Y axis point than the other 😭
Cishet guy orders Starbucks in PERFECT Queer lingo (rare Sociolect)
I think NL should just do a full 4 hour Pride Q&A because the stuff he doesn't know is so funny. Like as an obnoxiously queer trans woman I would love to hear someone run him down on the full effects of HRT. Does he want an interview? I will let this man ask me whatever he wants for as long as he wants.
This could be a pay-per-view stream and I'd be the first in chat
16:25 "you're babies, you won't survive the coming winter" is such a raw line
He went through something on this trip I swear he’s on one
THE WHAT
Nah, the OG “Your bloodline is weak. You will not survive the winter.” high school yearbook photo goes harder. We’re all just trying to fill her shoes.
they are the chatters of summer, and winter is coming
Lost it at “please pick a planet”
+2 librarian we love you
NL's shape rotating weakness being involved in backshot discourse is exactly the kind of banter that makes him the goat
+2
+2
NL talking about "if you dont use it you lose it" as if he wasn't farming +2s on twitter the whole time
Did NL follow like a forum of Chasers while he was on the trip or something??
Edit: okay apparently I was using a wildly antisemitic word before. TIL!
@DraconicCatgirl took me a minute looking at your comment to realize that “Chasers” is not the word in there with the antisemitic synonym. Giving me an existential crisis at first, like “I’m a transgender Jew, how do I not know this?!”
Man talking about understanding the appeal of penis because it effectively goes through the heroes journey is the funniest shit I ever heard.
I am literally in fucking tears he is *so* monumentally back
Chatters telling him to "Please stop", when you check their post history under Genshin waifu drip marketing: 💀
i cant get over how nl is like. jerma but normal but more unhinged somehow. jerma as a family man with a sick and twisted psyche.
Jerma for people with jobs
NL would be spared from the “Down with Cis” bus
He's invited to the gay barbecue
He can be the dad archetype clicking the grill tongs and handing out beers calling people "sport"
dude like half of the people at the gay barbeque are gonna be flirting with him unrelentingly
“my balls are kinda fucked up” - NL
So truuuuuueee
He ENDED homophobia
WE ARE SO BACK
(from vacation)
(shots)
2:20 this is untrue by the way, balls grow and shrink sometimes
Also they're nominated for best actors in a supporting role
20:56 Genuinely not ok that thanks to the Librarian he learned how to activate my cursed memories of bad Tumblr posts.
Homosexual Drake be like "Started from the bottom now we here"
+2
I woke up this morning and while making my breakfast, I thought to myself "Huh, it's been about two weeks. I wonder if NL is back yet, I haven't seen any clips."
I should have known that the Librarian always keeps us pegged.
did he ever figure out the difference between top/bottom and dom/sub
I'm gonna be real, I'm gay and I barely know the difference
Actually I just read another comment and now I know, even as a lesbian it seems there's always more to learn in the world
@@Nikowo1610 I know you figured out, but so that you don't need to scroll - top and bottom is "who is recieving" (dick, dildo, fingers, you name it), dom and sub is "who is in charge". You can dom a person while still being the one on the "recieving" end ("power bottom")
growth and change in yt comments. the world is still beautiful
a lot of the language has kinda been crossed so a lot of people use it interchangeably, even though it maks things more confusing
Stay pegged everyone
I’m glad NL is asking these questions. Straight people are too afraid to learn but NL is smarter and one of the greatest thought leaders of our time
Instructions unclear, balls are now twisted
You got it twisted
The wizard got you too?
3:00 THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE
this chat adds so much to the videos sometimes
Ok this was my favourite bit of the past few months lmao
nl is the supportive father figure that i never had
NL saying "I assumed it was 100% backshots" will be seared into my brain for the rest of my natural lifespan
Enelle is the best ally ever, I wanna invite him to my coming out party
We got two bots posting the same message, it's so over for whoever's running those things
It’s so nostalgic having yt bots everywhere brings me back to the blackout map in todays warzone. and it rotates with verdansk 😺❤
imagine the blackout map in todays warzone. and it rotates with verdansk 😻👅
imagine the blackout map in todays warzone. and it rotates with verdansk
And people thought AI would take over. That's just silly. I mean seriously, just imagine the blackout map in todays warzone. and it rotates with verdansk 👨🦼🦾🩸
Imagine, hypothetically the blackout map. Then logically, in today warzone, it would rotate with verdank.
He's still got it.
(I'm gay and this had me almost crying laughing)
he is surprisingly well versed for a cishet. when he started breaking into the nuances of topping vs bottoming vs domming vs subbing, i was impressed. the only people ive known to try and develop some deeper grasp on those concepts are like... people who want to explore their sexuality more or like sex workers. big ups to NL :3
21:10 what the fuck is wisconsin catching a stray for
But any sexuality can do those things. I'm a cishet and that's my jam. Though cishets are by definition less accepting and more sexually repressed.
From original post to first comment this whole flow caught me off guard. +2
@@mr.dirtydan3338 In cishet relationships there is also less nuance, on account of there being a lot of preimposed assumptions that aren't present in a gay relationship
like the whole "conflating top and bottom with sub and dom" - a lot of straight people don't distinguish between the two because it's always assumed that the guy tops unless stated otherwise (pegging is seen as it's own thing generally and not a usual part of sex, understandably so i think), so a secondary axis of "who is recieving" along with the "who is dominant" axis becomes redundant unlike in gay relationships where every possibility is equally "expected" really (not common since power bottom dynamics are rarer, but you get the point)
Which is why it's impressive that NL gets the nuance
@@user-zz3sn8ky7z I'm wracking my brain and I still don't get the difference. Every explanation I read it just feels like they're both the same thing. I need guy who has an ass so big that every time he turns around to write on the chalkboard it wobbles 2 inches to both sides to teach me the nuances
Okay, the thumbnail was very good work. I probably saw the image like 5 times before I realized it was NL and not some nameless gay cyclist who you can see at your local hipster pub on the weekends and happy hour
So yeah, I’m thinking we’re back.
Im thinkin yea... I'm black
I only started watching NL this year and this was the first bit I ever caught live. Couldn't have asked for a better introduction.
bet the wave of +2s hit like heroin after being gone for two weeks
Homie says he has “Forest Whitaker” balls
gay nl watchers rise up it’s pride
LONG BALLS LETOURNEAU RIDES AGAIN!
7:01 Ryan is part of the gay/straight rebel alliance
I love how after the chatter gets on him for not picking the planet he just sits on a different menu lmao
We're so back, I needed Egg back so bad, Banter got me crying. Life is good.
Oh, backshots again? 🌈 😴
It's 2024, you have to justify why you've never been pegged.
And it's glorious. Why did GOD put the orgasm booster button up there if she doesn't want us to play with it?
So mad I missed this live. The funniest man
I just want someone to explain his zero gravity thing at the end. If you're in space then why does lying down or sideways or up make any difference, isn't it all the same thing?
He has no clue how the biology of the situation works
He's just comparing any position in space vs various positions on Earth: lying down on your back, planking, standing up. That makes complete sense
"please pick a planet" LMFAO
good morning Librarian
Raccattack
good morning vietnam
he really is the best ally
He came up better than ever
Me when NL says there's a "down" in space and follows that by saying there's no gravity.
half way in, and holeeee MY GOAT IS BACK
Ex teacher admits he's terrible in bed
NL hits diff after a two week T break
northern "??-curious" lion
15:38 almost killed me, I just ate a big mouthful of food and I had to struggle against a fatal laughter
holy shit he is back and with a banger of a stream
NL actually knows more than the average cishet, especially when he understands you have to do hair removal and douching and stuff to bottom
I feel like that's a wisdom check rather than intelligence check honestly, like as soon as you think about the mechanics of gay sex those problems arise
i mean the hair removal is definitely optional……😂
Hair removal is completely optional and many tops (me included) like hairy asses. Not at all something you "have to do".
@@catormw I come at it from the angle of a trans woman and for me it's not really optional with any of my partners, but I wouldn't have expected that tbh from the angle of a gay man
@@Blackfrosti Understandable, it is true that for women shaving (and not just talking about ass) tends to be more expected, but shaving a hairy ass when it comes to queer men's relationships definitely is not something that would feel like a necessity, plenty of tops like it, others don't, it's just one of many existing preferences and shaving/not shaving down there doesn't necessarily improve or gut your chances when it comes to dates or hookups.
this was off the rails lmfao
Not NL forcing me to imagine him, imagining himself receiving missionary.
Did anyone say "you don't have to worry about that" when he started to talk about hair maintenance
Getting answers on sex from the absolute best source, twitch chat
The worst part about the boner in space conversation is that NL thinks there's an up or a down in zero gravity
"I'm not scared, I'm curious"
Wtf was this vacation, he was not this unhinged when he came back from the last one.
The astronaut fan fiction got me so good I'm crying :D
brokeback moontain killed me
hooly
23:04 fired my "COFFEE CHEETOS CHICKEN" neuron :P
6:05 I mean in the long run twitch raising sub prices is going to hurt smaller creators more than it will help bigger ones like NL.
It's funny that when NL asked about who picks dinner in gay marriage, being a bear with a partner who loves cooking and catering to me, basically we work together? But I'm always glad when he handles it because I know it's something that he loves to do. It's a little bit of pardon pass, especially when we'll both cook something new together that we haven't really had before. I love my husband.
He came back full sailed with a spinnaker
17:38 SPEED LOOKS LIKE A BALATRO JOKER LMFAO
We are on levels of back never before seen!
Actually goated discourse tbh
NL: "What's it like in the gay community?"
Chat: _Wir suchen dich_
That ending clip is so wholesome, thank you Librarian
I wonder if there was a noticeable drop in traffic to the dles sites while he was gone
HE'S BACK??!