The Coke Zero story

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @RealLatinGeek
    @RealLatinGeek Год назад +1471

    "cognitive resonance" is when you smack NL's bald head and it rings like a perfect brass bell

  • @EbolaBearr
    @EbolaBearr Год назад +540

    "Your whole fucking store is outside food and drink!" That killed me, +2

  • @LunchmeatLeo
    @LunchmeatLeo Год назад +238

    "now my coke zero is sitting outside" is just such a funny sentence to me

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 Год назад +15

      who up zeroing they coke outside rn

  • @Darckseyes
    @Darckseyes Год назад +344

    He’s done this bit so many times now and he gets angrier every time😭

    • @GoldenAura32
      @GoldenAura32 Год назад +75

      WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO TIP THE BUILDING?!

    • @adamthedog1
      @adamthedog1 Год назад +8

      @@GoldenAura32need to make sure the plaza landlord gets his cut too!

  • @k-nun
    @k-nun Год назад +425

    When I grow up I want to have 1% of NL's spite and hater energy

    • @sniggleboots
      @sniggleboots Год назад +52

      I want to have 1% of his eloquence and wit

    • @ZorroLocoStudios
      @ZorroLocoStudios Год назад +43

      @@sniggleboots I want to have 1% of his massive forehead

    • @sniggleboots
      @sniggleboots Год назад +33

      0.04Head

    • @probablyanadult7354
      @probablyanadult7354 Год назад

      Josh: would you rather have 1% of nl's energy or 10% more happiness. But your dick is smaller

    • @measuringband
      @measuringband 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@sniggleboots+2

  • @Simple_City
    @Simple_City Год назад +123

    The Sysco truck has me rolling. That's almost definitely what they do, too. I'm a purchasing agent at a high end resort with multiple restaurants on property. I am the one in charge of ordering the food for these restaurants. Almost everything comes frozen from Sysco or US Foods. Basically all the kitchen staff has to do is put it all together. That doesn't mean that it doesn't taste amazing, because it does, but that pasta came in a huge bag of frozen pasta, that sauce is made with frozen sun dried tomatoes, and that bread on the side was frozen at the beginning of the day.

  • @user-wr2gk7wm5u
    @user-wr2gk7wm5u Год назад +181

    +2 for the +0 calorie drink

  • @pyritepanx
    @pyritepanx Год назад +89

    The tipping joker has logged on

  • @peterjohn4992
    @peterjohn4992 Год назад +337

    It's interesting seeing nl's conversion from pro-tip to anti-tip

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  Год назад +146

      its like he knows if you go against tipping, the internet will crucify you but it really is atrocious in some situations nowadays

    • @astrangeodor
      @astrangeodor Год назад +62

      I have made this transition for the exact same reasons. You get prompted for a tip after going through self checkout now, its a giant scam

    • @mitchellhoward3209
      @mitchellhoward3209 Год назад +28

      It's the world that changed, brother

    • @sophiarose8541
      @sophiarose8541 Год назад +47

      Man but now it’s affecting my broke barista ass when everyone looks at me like a subhuman for asking for a tip after meticulously hand-making their giga sandwich and specialty drink

    • @adryxele9080
      @adryxele9080 Год назад +33

      @@sophiarose8541 the thing is though, that's an issue with the employment, I am not from a country with tipping, and it always just seems like it's an excuse for an employer to pay employees poorly.

  • @jockcox
    @jockcox Год назад +133

    I'm with him here. It's not like the food inspector was going to walk in any moment and close the place down because there was a can of coke in the building.

    • @KissMyCorpse
      @KissMyCorpse Год назад +36

      I would've chugged the coke zero right then and there and then ask them to throw away the bottle (I wouldn't actually do this. that is too confrontational for me)

    • @Gandhi_Physique
      @Gandhi_Physique 6 месяцев назад +10

      @@KissMyCorpse I would. I remember I was in a class eating a sandwich and my teacher told me to put it away somewhere. They turned back around and asked where I put the sandwich. I said, "In my stomach" and was kicked out of the classroom lol

    • @panikk2
      @panikk2 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@KissMyCorpsereal (I'm afraid)

    • @it-s-a-mystery
      @it-s-a-mystery 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@Gandhi_PhysiqueI love that most teachers would prefer students to not be able to focus properly because they are hungry, than simply allow them to take two minutes to remedy the hunger issue.

    • @tamriilin
      @tamriilin 2 месяца назад +1

      It's not even a food safety issue. You're not legally liable for food brought in by a third party from outside the restaurant unless you as the restaurant then take that food and handle it and further prepare it somehow. *THAT* is against health regs pretty much everywhere. Bringing in a can of coke zero is not.

  • @SLCclimber
    @SLCclimber Год назад +21

    the "ANOTHER LIQUID" message in chat sent me

  • @morganabird873
    @morganabird873 Год назад +74

    In my experience as someone who's worked a fair bit of food service, 99% of the time policies like "no outside food" and the like are just fucking shortsighted idiot rules made up by moronic owners who stumbled into owning a business merely due to having wealth and then proceed to basically just cause problems. Then cashiers and waiters just get forced to enforce those rules becasue they'll get passive aggressively reminded of the rules if they let things slide. Shit is rampant in the industry I stg.

    • @xaf15001
      @xaf15001 Год назад +15

      It probably started because some guy wanted a good place to sit at but not order anything from.

    • @cyanthrope
      @cyanthrope 8 месяцев назад +7

      100% the kind of rule that a higher up thinks looks good on paper but they've never worked on the ground level to see how that would work in practice

    • @tamriilin
      @tamriilin 2 месяца назад

      this is 100% what it is

    • @machi_dev
      @machi_dev 4 дня назад

      I believe they often don’t allow outside drinks due to alcohol reasons. And those regulations aren’t something I would fuck with personally

    • @tamriilin
      @tamriilin 4 дня назад

      @machi_dev at least in NC, liquor license just stipulates that you can't serve the stuff. There's no real regulation around where it can be consumed.

  • @BuddyCrotty
    @BuddyCrotty Год назад +26

    NL going from an irl Curb bit to a I Think You Should Leave Coke shilling fantasy....just gold

  • @Morflow_
    @Morflow_ Год назад +106

    Tipping on Takeout? Tipping on FRONT-DESK ORDERING? I thought everybody ignored those. No wonder people have been writing articles about tipping fatigue. People don't stand up and say that's stupid! We came to a consensus as a NA society that only 4 sectors got tips: wait staff, drivers/parkers, barbers, and cleaners. Going beyond that is only asking for trouble.

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 Год назад +10

      what do you mean by drivers/parkers? like valets or delivery drivers?
      and i agree, i already don't like tipping these services but it's at least well established precedence (also delivery drivers if that's what you meant)
      if you're tipping on pick up orders then you're a doormat, beaten down by the simple act of people asking you for more money than you expected

    • @wjefoiafjalfkjadfjk7045
      @wjefoiafjalfkjadfjk7045 Год назад +3

      I clean and I've never seen a tip in my life. Of course the people don't actually have to see me, so I get it.

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 Год назад +14

      The ideal solution would be for companies to just, y'know, pay their workers. Doordash is my main gig and an easy 60% of my income is from customer tips, not being paid by the actual company contracting my work. I have never and will never beg anyone for a tip, whether over the phone or in person, but I always appreciate it when they are given. Pro tip: Always tip in cash if possible, since Doordash is known to play fucky-wucky with tips and pockets a lot of the extra money themselves, or hands it off to sweeten bad orders for other drivers. If you hand your driver a cash tip, it's theirs and [depending on how civics-minded they are or are not] they might not even report it on their taxes. [pay your taxes, kids. it would certainly be a shame if someone came away from this comment thinking that it's cool to not pay taxes. that's the last thing I would ever want.]

    • @azugn5739
      @azugn5739 Год назад +1

      ​@@Phoenix0F8ok fed

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 Год назад +11

      @@azugn5739 no, citizen, I too love the principles of freedom and liberty, I may even be in a militia, I am certainly not a federal operative. no I am not wearing long sleeves to hide my glowing skin. Would you like to read some Ayn Rand with me?

  • @Valter__
    @Valter__ 7 месяцев назад +4

    Thank you NL and Library for these videos. I've been having a very hard week and will be having a very hard time in the near future trying to get out of this sudden depression. I have already contacted a psychologist, so hopefully I can go back to normal by summer.
    These compilations rock and I've enjoyed to watch them the last three days. Thank you for the smiles and the laughters.

  • @SemiIocon
    @SemiIocon Год назад +91

    In Germany, cafes and such will also ask for no self-bought drinks and eating being brought in (because they don't want you to just eat and drink your pre-bought stuff and basically just use their chairs to hang out which could have gone to paying customers instead), but if you put the stuff in your bag and just don't take it out in the store, it's always fine.

    • @invention64
      @invention64 Год назад +11

      Yeah it was kinda stupid for NL to put the drink outside, you just can't have it in there.

    • @DASding148
      @DASding148 Год назад +6

      Und die verkaufen Coke Zero

    • @apoiio
      @apoiio Год назад +9

      ​@@invention64-2

    • @wilkic2
      @wilkic2 Год назад +3

      It’s the same in the US

    • @PlsDontReadThis123
      @PlsDontReadThis123 Год назад

      ​@@wilkic2random crazy store in canada lol

  • @papabaddad
    @papabaddad Год назад +54

    No outside food or drink should never be enforced on a paying customer who is buying other stuff. If someone is bringing in mcdonalds and just eating at your tables, sure, but someone bringing a drink and buying food or vice versa should be fine

    • @mms4382
      @mms4382 Год назад +5

      Unfeasible to enforce and creates a mess.

    • @Themrsnappyify
      @Themrsnappyify Год назад +24

      @@mms4382 idk then cry about it

  • @zenorkjdp
    @zenorkjdp Год назад +6

    the man is there to buy you don't gotta sell him beverage DLC

  • @Zebresh1
    @Zebresh1 Год назад +66

    Tipping is not a thing in my country, you tip a couple of dollars in rare occasions when you feel like it or to round off a bill. I understand that tipping in north america is basically required because they don't pay waiters but it sounds like tipping anyone is just a scam, they are going to stop paying every minim wage worker altogether and have them rely on tips.
    Personally I wouldn't tip out of principle to not promote this, but maybe I don't get it. So to summarize: NL based

    • @legion999
      @legion999 Год назад +34

      It is a scam by the business owners

    • @SirToastyToes
      @SirToastyToes Год назад +16

      Yup restaurants can pay less than minimum with the argument that tips make it more than minimum. This way the restaurant doesn't have to pay full wage and the customers have to tip or they're the assholes

    • @HawkOfGP
      @HawkOfGP Год назад +7

      I've never tipped in my life. And I'm not cheap!

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 Год назад +3

      the argument against not tipping is that "you are paying servers less" but the law in america is that tipped jobs will still get paid minimum wage if the tips aren't enough. so if you don't tip, you (in some way) contribute to someone getting paid minimum wage which is unlivable in many states
      that being said, i only tip at sit-down restaurants, everywhere else can go screw themselves. if people have issues with me not tipping they should ask their bosses why they're getting paid minimum wage instead of being mad at me!

    • @JohnDoe-xm1ir
      @JohnDoe-xm1ir Год назад +14

      @@legion999 It's also a perfect scam because they turn the primary victims, the employees against the secondary victims, the customers by making the employees hate customers who don't want to tip. Meanwhile, the business owners save money by paying their employees less and get to partially shift the responsibility for it.

  • @humdi
    @humdi Год назад +7

    I can’t wait until the self checkout machine asks me to leave a tip

  • @joshserna9983
    @joshserna9983 4 месяца назад +3

    This reads like a modern Seinfeld skit

  • @omyyer
    @omyyer Год назад +21

    The pharmacy asks for a tip. In the UK, prescription drugs are a set price no matter what it is. My pharmacist just says, press the red button and then tap your card.

    • @SpookyDoobs
      @SpookyDoobs Год назад +1

      You must be in England because in Wales that shits free (for now).

    • @meirl5700
      @meirl5700 Год назад +1

      @@SpookyDoobs i had to double check that when i read it as im in england and thought that prescription charges were UK universal but yeah youre right only england, would say its weird that it isnt universal but i think says a lot about the state of the UK at the minute.

    • @yaboykirby7789
      @yaboykirby7789 Год назад +1

      In Australia my local pharmacist charges a fee for writing a signature (for if you want to get a type of ID or something).
      Is this something that happens in other countries?

  • @zerazerazerazerazerazerazera
    @zerazerazerazerazerazerazera Год назад +5

    This has to be a Curb Your Enthusiasm bit

  • @uiron5755
    @uiron5755 Год назад +5

    "THE BUILDING???"

  • @primal9238
    @primal9238 Год назад +8

    Yeah... too many people in managerial roles (regardless if they're being compensated for it, many get used as managers without ever being given the title or paid) just take policy way too strictly.
    It's like people who drive into a pond because the GPS told them to. We need to teach critical thinking more.

  • @CaioVictor20101
    @CaioVictor20101 Год назад +51

    the tip thing is so funny to me as a non-america like why the fuck would i pay extra? if you want more money just raise the price of the thig

    • @thomascheckie2394
      @thomascheckie2394 Год назад +38

      In America they raise the prices and also ask for bigger tips. They tell me that if we raise our minimum wage, prices will go way up, but prices have been going way up for years and wages haven't increased.

    • @Chewio_
      @Chewio_ Год назад +1

      @@thomascheckie2394 merica baby 🦅🇺🇸

  • @tamriilin
    @tamriilin 2 месяца назад +1

    I have ServSafe certification and have managed a locally-owned restaurant for like half a decade. Unless the laws are DRAMATICALLY different in vancouver than here, bringing in outside food and drink is absolutely not a "food safety issue." They just wanted to sell Egg more shit.

  • @BIueharvest
    @BIueharvest 12 дней назад +1

    Mans turning into Larry David

  • @fclp67
    @fclp67 Год назад +2

    okay but can we talk about the outro song rendition of say it ain't so by wheezer

  • @LeahQ_O
    @LeahQ_O Год назад +2

    this is gold

  • @sloopdop
    @sloopdop Год назад +38

    Hi Mr. Librarian, have a good day Mr. Librarian

  • @derekpapin2181
    @derekpapin2181 Год назад +4

    It’s not a legal thing they just want u to buy there but personally I would never ask I someone to not bring in food or beverage

  • @Mindofthequill
    @Mindofthequill Год назад +1

    NL would be blown away by how much can actually be made by a small crew if he watched the パンものがたりBread Story youtube channel

  • @adrianharrell-dz9hb
    @adrianharrell-dz9hb 6 месяцев назад

    the conclusion has the same energy as a seinfeld skit and i love it

  • @ch3burashka
    @ch3burashka 5 месяцев назад +1

    We live in a society and all that, but it's a tiny bit insane that we implicitly accept the argument that places can impose a local monopoly on your beverage.

  • @oat1000
    @oat1000 Год назад +3

    This feels like a Seinfeld bit

  • @glazed6178
    @glazed6178 Год назад +11

    I was in Walmart the other day and nobody in the story was allowed to break a 20 or give you change. Not the the registers, not customer service, not a manager. So on top of tip culture being ridiculous the stores are doing less for and expecting "gifted" money. Don't get me wrong I love self checkout but why is it that workers aren't able to do anything anymore. I don't think it's because we are at a high peak for quick change artists but maybe we are and I just don't know it.

    • @user6122
      @user6122 Год назад +1

      we literally can't open the registers without another rep
      unless you had two people at the same register and still refused you, then I don't know

    • @Gandhi_Physique
      @Gandhi_Physique 6 месяцев назад

      Go to a bank if you want change. And yes, it is partly due to criminals that many stores only open the drawer upon purchasing items.

    • @it-s-a-mystery
      @it-s-a-mystery 2 месяца назад

      The quick change con thing is kind of irrelevant though, isn't it? What i mean is that if workers are able to follow the rule "be as unhelpful as possible and don't break change" they can just as easily follow "Only ever do one transaction at a time."
      Or maybe they really are going nuclear for no reason, idk

  • @methanesulfonic
    @methanesulfonic Год назад +3

    >coke zero
    oh no, does he know??

  • @desertedham37
    @desertedham37 Год назад +3

    i love coke zero

  • @scooterking136
    @scooterking136 7 месяцев назад +2

    2:27 goes so hard

  • @jaqf
    @jaqf День назад

    won’t somebody think of the businesses!!

  • @Archimedes.5000
    @Archimedes.5000 Месяц назад

    12:00 CURSE LIFTED

  • @astrosoup
    @astrosoup 25 дней назад

    He's basically a young Larry David

  • @Finnbar_
    @Finnbar_ Год назад +6

  • @cyanthrope
    @cyanthrope 8 месяцев назад

    if I brought my own drink to a place and they had a problem with it I'd order a water lol

  • @it-s-a-mystery
    @it-s-a-mystery 2 месяца назад

    The sad truth is that if Enelle left and drank his coke in peace, before returning to the bakery. His coke zero would still be in the bakery 😢.

  • @Yzerbruh
    @Yzerbruh 6 месяцев назад

    Eateries tend to be alright with you taking outside food for small children as they don't always serve age appropriate food/portions.
    E.g. no one is gonna be upset if you bring baby food to a fastfood place or some bread for a toddler to a place that serves spicy cuisine.

  • @arrow2593
    @arrow2593 Год назад +1

    bro in europe tipping is actually optional, and it's considered very nice to tip anything.

  • @tabula_rosa
    @tabula_rosa 4 месяца назад

    chat pro tip; if someone says "you cant bring outside drink", go, "okay. can i get a glass?". and when they give you a glass, you pour your drink into it and put/throw the bottle away.
    the server doesnt care, they just know they'll get in trouble from the manager if they do a walkthru of the dining area and there's some other business's product there. glass solves the problem for everyone.

    • @Archimedes.5000
      @Archimedes.5000 Месяц назад

      That sounds even more retarded than the theories in chat

  • @ghgfjfgkghdfh
    @ghgfjfgkghdfh 5 месяцев назад

    If you're a paying customer they shouldn't care, it's dumb.
    As for tipping. I tip waiters and that's it. 10%.

  • @RushfanCola12
    @RushfanCola12 Год назад +2

    This man tipped extra during the pandemic 🥺 what a stand up gentleman

  • @Lun4812
    @Lun4812 Год назад

    >2011+12
    >Tipping

  • @yungkenwud6397
    @yungkenwud6397 Год назад +5

    is there a clip of the ice block song?

  • @lunarl1ly
    @lunarl1ly 12 дней назад

    wait, canada also has topping culture?

  • @Ervine4
    @Ervine4 Год назад +1

    Nobody gets a tip.

  • @Mikisoq39
    @Mikisoq39 7 месяцев назад

    Do you tip at Macdonalds over there?

  • @C05597641
    @C05597641 Год назад +5

    I refuse to beleive anyone is so cowardly that they tip for take out or i shops. Lmao.

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 Год назад +8

      i really need to open a small shop that literally just sells bags of chips and set the default tip options to 50%, 60%, 70%. i need to make some money off these cowards

  • @ToasterPig2346
    @ToasterPig2346 Год назад +5

    I think tipping is stupid. People already get paid. I paid for what I wanted and the person gets paid by thier employer to do whatever. If the money they get played is doggy doodoo it ain't my fault.

  • @Siegram999
    @Siegram999 5 месяцев назад

    I will never understand tip culture u are paying extra for something everyone else is either paying less for or just as much. I dont even understand why tips are % its legit the most scumbag system to exist.

  • @keithquackenbush666
    @keithquackenbush666 Год назад

    Most first world problem I've heard in a while. XD

  • @sileopatronus
    @sileopatronus Год назад +2

    mfs calling streaming a tipped job as though there's a trend of calling viewers assholes for not donating. these are not like scenarios

  • @redditshorts4u679
    @redditshorts4u679 8 месяцев назад

    why not just go outside the shop to drink it while staring the employee right in their eyes

  • @SandWhale919
    @SandWhale919 Год назад +5

    Isn't streaming just perfected begging with more reach?

    • @Imagine_Doritos
      @Imagine_Doritos Год назад +34

      Only if you see it as giving 0 value for what it is. It’s a form of entertainment, so it’s at least busking rather than begging.

    • @SandWhale919
      @SandWhale919 Год назад +1

      @@Imagine_Doritos (I read your comment again yeah busking at least I agree) I don't mean in a despective sense, like the guy that dresses all in gold and stays still until someone gives him a coin. And if for every 100 people one gives him one dollar this ways you are reaching you have much more people potentially. Is that called street performer?

    • @williammitchell6254
      @williammitchell6254 Год назад +2

      ​@@Imagine_Doritosmillionaire buskers

  • @erfaniom9576
    @erfaniom9576 Год назад +3

    tipping is soooooooooooo weird and anti-consumer I live in a no tipping country and I would NEVER tip if i went to another country jeez

  • @MrLego3160
    @MrLego3160 Год назад

    Nl loves his carcinogens

  • @JanPospisilArt
    @JanPospisilArt Год назад

    Man doesn't sit down in cafes, but sits down at a bakery? Why are there even tables at a bakery?!
    This is sus.

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  Год назад +6

      Some bakeries are split into two sections of the store. One section is where they lay out all the bread which you pick up and put on a tray to bag and check out. The same register also takes orders for drinks and other pastries so they have sitting areas to eat/drink

  • @eevantsankhar4057
    @eevantsankhar4057 6 месяцев назад

    The tip culture rant is him sooooooo close to understanding why ownership of the means of production is theft.

  • @AzureFlash
    @AzureFlash Год назад +7

    If something seems petty and overthought you can bet your bottom dollar the government is behind it. Like that time they passed a law and my college cafeteria could no longer display prices with taxes included.

    • @SpookyDoobs
      @SpookyDoobs Год назад +23

      I cannot fathom this as a Brit. Having the display price be on thing then when you pay its another would turn me into more than the Joker.

    • @steveqi9309
      @steveqi9309 Год назад +18

      Or alternatively it could also be a large corporation, like monster energy suing everybody under the sun who uses the word monster, or how Nintendo treats fan projects.

  • @Boney9551
    @Boney9551 Год назад +5

    This is the guy who says he would never betray the working class btw

    • @demetriustrismegistus4367
      @demetriustrismegistus4367 Год назад +3

      small businesses aren't working class so its based

    • @Pulatapus2016
      @Pulatapus2016 Год назад +12

      He’s all talk, dude definitely tipped the movers that broke his piano.

    • @randomdood5970
      @randomdood5970 Год назад +1

      when did he say that

    • @Boney9551
      @Boney9551 Год назад +1

      @@demetriustrismegistus4367 bro has his monitor all topsy turvy?

  • @MonsieurHonHon
    @MonsieurHonHon Год назад +1

    Least autistic toe walker

  • @Archimedes.5000
    @Archimedes.5000 Месяц назад

    12:00 CURSE LIFTED