Bonk.io - Do Not Move! - Winning By Doing Absolutely Nothing
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- Опубликовано: 3 янв 2018
- The sequel to the original Bonk.io "Winning by doing absolutely nothing" video. Featuring players so bad I managed to have a 3x win streak.
Discord: / discord
Music: "Batty McFaddin - Slower" by Kevin MacLeod 
Игры
Someone: _Dammit I gotta pee!_
**walks away**
**gets 10+ wins**
**comes back**
Someone: *_Perfect._*
how long did he pee?
A year and a half
@@rissut1903 what did he do those times?
Swift Lives he peed
He also did a lot of go commit hot dog
**Castle caused your game to lag* x10000000
DAMN YOU CASTLE
*Lag 100*
6:51
Castle is an asshole
Castle died a billion times and lived
Map: is called move
Player:doesn’t move
Map: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?
Player:Yes
Shyguymask: Yes.
You always will be
I've seen this exact format so fucking much, is it that hard for you to be original?
player: no
Someone said “he is watching like a creep” in chat lol
I know right?
Where!? Give me the timestamp!!!
Find it your self.
@@lol-bitanimations8445 You're so mean!!
@@lol-bitanimations8445 cheeky bitch
I noticed that some people tried to follow your lead but ended up getting impatient
Same
Edit: *impatient
@@vivous6842 Nani?!
ViVous One *perish
Lol
@@fivefingersupmyass5647 thanks, autocorrect wasn't working so I thought it was right
ViVous One no problem
You can't make mistakes if you don't do anything
*9999999 IQ*
luc4sBR2320 lol
Next gen meme
You can’t do anything wrong after listening to Despacito 74.8
But what if...
Not doing anything *is* a mistake
When your parents ask you to do your homework and do nothing...
They fall asleep
*Names himself “Do Not Move”*
Opponents: *scratching their heads wondering why he isn’t moving*
Lag: *exists*
Castle: _I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK_
it's not about killing your opponents
it's about *_outliving_* them
peter exactly how I play fortnite
Potato Lord Gaming that’s how everyone plays battle royale games, regardless if they kill people or not :/
Potato Lord Gaming that was gonna be my response
When playing with autistic opponents you don't actually need to kill them.
You just need to wait long enough till they end up killing themselves.
peter the 0
A game where you can strategize, work hard and lose, but win by doing absolutely nothing. Doesn't get more like real life than that.
#timur this is life story of every failure.Successfull people dont work for reward they work hard and win this game but if they loose they become more hardworking.
cool erin hostile hard core KoA lover in your A.O
u know he was losing the whole time
Timur Tripp reality
706 likes haha
Moral of the story:
KILL THE ONES AFK FIRST.
Did you not see what happened to those who tried that?
ThisIsntaRUclipsr they only died because they did it wrong
To kill the afk one must become the afk
@@noodleperson You have become the thing you swore to destroy.
@@noodleperson the red guy tried it but it doesn't work 3:13
AND LUIGI WINS DOI... oh this is the wrong video
Lol
BOI* :)
Doiiiiiiii
No no continue
You were a name off lmao
Yeah pretty much same concept
Best game for AFK
"You've been banned because AFK" XD
Kerry Djan r/whoosh
LongHunter Gaming what does afk stand for
Away From Keyboard
LongHunter Gaming yup
I just watched 8 minutes of someone doing nothing
Jedi 427 me too
Well that's an achievement in your life.
Well that's an achievement in your life.
Jedi 427 its at least _interesting_
he did something talk in the chat
5:46
The course is called move but ironically won by don’t move
“Not moving”
Hi
@@sealsauce9040 hello there
@@shootingstardragon7764 yay
That face when you win a stage called "Move" without moving.
Kid- Goes afk for an hour
Kid- Comes back and is number one in the entire world
Re: Thanks for the heart
Grim \_[•_•]_/ your logo is the same as my google one lol i love it
\_[•_•]_/
KatraQuinn21 omg it is!
Ur logo is same as mine
KatraQuinn21 me too vghs I watched it on Netflix
Level: Move
Do Not Move: No.
hi taco :3
5:44 Shyguymask: this sign can’t stop me because i don’t know how to read!
Plot twist:
*He was holding X the entire time.*
Edit: Holy fuck this is a lot of likes.
Actually he is pressing space
【ᔕᑌᑭEᖇGᗩᗰEᒍᗩᑕOᗷ】 ツ r/woooosh
【ᔕᑌᑭEᖇGᗩᗰEᒍᗩᑕOᗷ】 ツ r/woooosh you seriously don't get it
@Jacob Swind and @Gold Nepomuceno what r u talking about space and x do the same thing
@(ᔕᑌᑭEᖇGᗩᗰEᒍᗩᑕOᗷ】 ツ whatever, r/wooosh dumb bitch.
*C A S T L E C A U S E D Y O U R G A M E T O L A G*
*s m a r t t o i l e t c a u s e d y o u r g a m e t o l a g*
**r o b l o x h a s c r a s h e d**
Roblox lol
*_-XD( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)C:-_*
_xd_
There was one called "too ez"
He was the first one out
Too ez
specifically 1:44
VulpineKitsune too ez to defeat
too ez
Too ez hahahah
Im: AFK
Others: *TIME TO DIE*
Shymask:AFK
Others:died
:(
:(
:(
:)
:):
the nostalgia, i used to play this game so much. i would pay any amount of money just to be able to play it for the first time again
Guy : "haha you cant beat me someone who isnt moving !"
*Guy fell*
Instant karma
Learn to read. He saidthatyou CANT win with someone whos not movin
learn to use spaces.
@@dankcat2292 butmyspacewontwork...guessimmabuynewkeyboardXD
@@xen4141 WouldYouPleaseUseSpacebar?
Noob
I don't even know the game, why the hell I am watching this?
A vewy noice potato :3 Yooouuutuuuube aaalgoooooriiithhhmmm
Me too
Because we want to watch someone being lazy
A vewy noice potato :3 if u don’t know it then why u click on this video?
Same
He just got over 27k likes just by playing music, being afk and filming his screen
So?
Take notes
@@kristve6798 it’s big Brain time
not really, he was typing in the chat occasionally throughout the video
6:13
Do Not Move: FALCON, *PUNCC*
Cade: flies away
Illuminati: stay right where you are. And you listened.
Wait...
YOU'RE ICON IS A TRIANGLE
G. Henry Webster
Coincidence? I think not?
Shmason The channel of everything
Mystery? Maybe?
This is what happens when you listen to illuminati.
He is so good that he doesn't need to move
Sizzle Saw No shut Sherlock
I love how they were chatring about "EZ win" at 1:55, which is always the most satisfying thing to rub in someone's face
Random Guy : GG
2 Seconds later ...
Random Guy : NOOOOOOOO I HATE YOU
What scean
r/ihadastroke
@@catmagedsproductions1998 4:12 look at the chat
@@jaum8924 Lol bouts
@@catmagedsproductions1998 hes a toxic little kid lol
Being lazy is a skill
Indeed.
indeed
indeed
Indeed
Indeed.
I don't mean to alarm you, but Castle caused your game to lag.
Ryker Bragg my cat made me lag once in bonk.io
Castle is a baby.
If he wasn’t moving then no such lag existed
Timestamp?
Actually is called
"Luigi mode"
LOL
LOL
*Luigi Approve This As A 25/10*
When the only winning move is not to play...
Just like the ouya
"you've... been... TROLLED!"
Luigi wins by doing Nothing has evolved
love how "too ez" is losing to someone that's not even moving
I know someone who would be good at this...
Luigi
no u
You guys seriously can't expect someone to win every single game without moving. Of course it's going to be edited.
Great video, I'm gonna go and try this!
Genesis Ellis It's possible.
@@Tymon02it's possible to win the lottery 5 consecutive times as well, but that doesn't mean that it'll happen
all skill no luck at all
more like, no unskill
fuck u
Erik Akerboom someone has some issues
Erik Akerboom no u
OverThePower o
Plot twist:
the people in this video are paid actors
Turtlous I know you knew it was a joke but still R/woooosh
Felipe r/wooooshwith4os
Edit: he fixed it
CQB Jones sorry I will fix it
@@cqbjones4861 r/woshwith1o
Luigi: am I a joke to you?
Luigi does the exact same thing
The only joke here is that nobody has any originality and that this meme format has been used to death.
@@palaceswitcher is this a meme to you?
I just spent 8 minutes of my lifetime watching a balls moving around...
Uhhhh that... Sounds... Uhh
@grassroots stop with your shit comments
Łegend Prøzz **a ball not moving around
why is the 'a' there? pls remove it, it triggers me
"a balls"
>Someone named too ez
>dies first
1:40
Irony
*goes to vacation for a week and forgets to close the game*
*gets more then 9999999999999+ wins*
*_bursts in oofing excitement and literally is best at the game_*
the computer would lose tab data
@Tycoon Hayden No i dont really do jokes unfortunately
Jesus that was fucking cringe
@@fykes5655 indeed.
Computer dies*
Wins every game by not moving
Other players:Are we a joke to you?
If this gets 3M views and keeps going after that I honestly don't know what to say...wow
guess what huehue
@@nosferatustg7675 wdym? it's already 28k likes
READ
Here we are
DopeMope 3.5
Love how no one Tries to kill him when he is like 1 cm away from a black block
6:52 this guys internet
Castle has the worst internet ever
6:49
He is doing that on purpose
Totem of Undying
coolguy9821: I’m going to win
Do not move: you should not move
coolguy9821: *tries to kill him*
Do not move WINS!
coolguy9821: oh ok
coolguy9821: *stops moving*
*Later*
coolguy9821 was killed by Dainga
coolguy9821: WHAT
do not move : this is going on yt xD
SuperGameJacob what part is that
Cecilia Wonders The part that goes on through his head
SuperGameJacob man shut up
@@Mittser
@Ívarr hinn Beinlausi And he shows his dislike by writing yet more pointless, meaningless comments about pointless, meaningless comments?
1:41 has the name "too ez", dies first.
Shyguymask be like: *_Everyone else is stupid except me_*
Level: ‘Move’
Shyguymask: **wins by not moving**
OH THE IRONY
The hero we don't deserve
But the one we need
I love how they debate how to deal with you
Don't move... Read a book.
Or a better strategy don't play the game. Lol
“This dude is AFK”
(Away From Keyboard)
its crazy how popular this game used to be
peach loses by doing absolutely everything
2.9 million views
*IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND*
3,8 million* 😂😂😂😂👌🏼
How? By doing nothing that's how!
4million+ \_( •_•)_/
Man, i just want to thank you for adding some joy to my life in those earlier years. It has not been THAT long, but this is still what i watched as a kid, so thank you.
Nostalgic video now
So true
using my power gg
mario party 9 :vv
eso es kirby :0
Luigi ͘ omg those were the days
xd
A
4:40 Do not McDonalds. I totally agree.
5:45 No
0:11 omg im a big fan i was that blue guy over there i saw you!!
Your death was desapointing
3:18
He actually became a pinball machine
5:48 *Name of the map is "Move"*
Reruan 37 yet doesn't move.
*NO*
Ironic.
"No."
7:11 good lord castle, what kind of router do you have
404channelnotfound junI
It's a cardboard box filled with mud and grass.
Ginger Taquito Saldana lol
The no router kind of router.
Made out of cat hair
Can't believe that he's winning every game staying still
He isn't xd
This video was so entertaining back then to watch, and it’s still pretty entertaining today. I’m still surprised I still even have my account for this game (cause I think I made it because of the videos of this game you’ve made). Even though you aren’t making content at this time, I still appreciate your old works one way or another!
LUIGI IS THAT YOU???
Thisdeserveswaymorelikes
Every1 thought u were afk xD
Stefan Nath actually they were talking in the comments
Chat*
Stefan Nath dam sun (day)
If they thought that they’re idiots lmao.
His name CLEARLY says “Do not move” and sometimes “Don’t move”.
TTTRRROOOLLL 520 And one of them thought he was AFK...
Game: Move
Do not move: No
Lol
2:08
Red thing: *_no u_*
Congrats on your first 2 mil vid by doing absolutely nothing
Edit: 3 mil now
Crystal Brown he invited his friends it was all a 📝
Thierno Gameing how do u know
Thierno Gameing people didn't know about didnt know or try to copy this so no one knew how to also this look real
Do not move stupid spell check
Crystal Brown u ..
Who noticed that he switched from "Do Not Move" to "Don't Move"? :3
no dont move to do not move
0:53
Me
I did
me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me
Dang the smooth edit makes it a whole lot better
It's been five years and why do I still watch these old videos, to relieave some good games or nolstalgic youtubers.
Legend has it that Shyguymask is still winning by doing nothing.
I'm having a déja vu
HIGHER ON THE STREET, DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TIME TO GO
CALLING YOU AND THE SUBJECT'S A MYSTERY
Dante Plays BG DRIFTING CAR
STANDING ON MY FEET ITS SO HARDER THAN TRYING TO BE ME, WOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHH
seven
*me, sleepy af, literally not moving bc I thought this video interacts with viewers*
I used to love this game. I played it almost everyday for a long while. I still play it now though, even though it’s not the same.
Fr bro 😢
i get pinned and get heart by doing absolutely nothing
Edit: i finally reach my first 100 likes thanks you
you did something.
man you got fcked up
Stick Tube 😂😂😂 nice one!
When Gamer you didn’t get pinned, but you got a heart
Ya know, editing a comment removes your pin ;(
feelsbadman
not move=big smoke
move=follow train cj
xD
FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
All you have to do is to follow the damn train cj.
all we have to do was picked the wrong house fool
follow the dip fool
Geez, the nostalgia ride I had when I watched this video again.
This is quite fun to watch honestly
DuDe ThIs Is So FaKe!1!!!!!
Shyguymask what?
Yea ThIs Is sO FaKE!!!
yEa u aRe faKe
Go to school kid!
wHo mE ? :(
5:50 “Move” “No” Xd
Ugandan Brudda stop
oZacharie Gamingo ?
Ugandan Brudda do u kno de wae?
-Zacharie/Zenyatta Gaming- o
-Zacharie/Zenyatta Gaming- I
2:03
"No,he's waiting for the perfect moment to strike you"
Bullshit Identified.
Luigi: you’re my partner now
5:43 *move*
*no u*
That's why u shouldn't study for ur tests.
Does everybody got this video recommended Here in 2019?
no
no
nope xd
I'm in 2020 where are u??
No
This man beat a level called "move" without moving, twice
**Castle caused your game to lag*
TerrariaChap nooooooooooooo
TerrariaChap hack lag maybe?
Ohhhhhh, so THIS is how people in my group always get A's without working! Makes sense.
1:25 the guy on the chat said "lol too easy."
*then he dies*
pretty sure "no name" was referring to the user named "too ez"
Congratulations! You all played yourselves!