TARKOV 👏 MEME 👏 REVIEW 👏
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
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About Me
My name is Brandon Herrera. I'm the owner and operator of The AK Guy Inc, a 07 Firearm Manufacturer based out of Fayetteville, NC. I also co-own Stark Media Group, and designed the rifle known as the AK-50.
I've started to dedicate this RUclips channel above all to have fun, but also as a way to document my entrepreneurial journey for the next few years as I try to grow my companies. Hopefully, people can learn from my example, successes, and failures.
Either way, I'm having a lot of fun with it so far, and I hope it's just as fun to follow along!
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Bro thats sick
Thank you very much mister. I am glad to see someone as addicted to Tarkov as me.
3rd reply pog
I wonder when you'll be finished with the plastikov V2
#akgnotificationsquad
Brandon: I have thought about making a AK chambered in Beowulf.
Brandon when everyone eventually starts requesting it: I should not have said that.
tarkov modder : say no more
Some real kalashnibren vibes
I WANT IT SO BADLY
@@THESLlCK use SPT AKI
there are AK-50 mod and AK GUY trader
Fun fact the macrov is a bulpup because the magazine is located behind the trigger
When he said he was gonna get his friends, I really thought he was gonna come back with a couple AK's with googly eyes glued on
I can see Demolition Ranch doing that.
*Demolition Ranch intro plays*
This comment is VERY underrated
I would like this comment but, it’s at 556 likes
@@DutchMale it's perfect.
Playing Tarkov made me understand why people are in abusive relationships
Honestly the 2nd worst game I've ever played. Regularly solo m4 crews with a rifle scoped sks. Games still shit. If it was a military game it would be god tier. As it sits its a shitty, good graphics version of fortnite
War Thunder: "First time?"
@@rattyratstuff7125 Git gud nub
@@ambassadorofreee3859 play a good game nub
@@rattyratstuff7125 I do as Tarkov is hella good, you just mad cause you suck at it.
I still love that you’ve got an MP7 skateboard on the wall since you still don’t have an MP7.
Tell HK to sell me one
Gib MP
- AK Товарищи
@@BrandonHerrera Without divine intervention or the say of a German count its not happening buddy. Sad but true
@@BrandonHerrera Go ask Tommy Build. I heard they are building one
@@BrandonHerrera right now it's more expensive to buy the ammo than it is to buy the gun, and that's saying something
"Suck start a shotgun" my Dad used to say "Why don't you go smoke the loud pipe?"
Jesus Christ I am going to have to remember that one.
Also acceptable "going to commit Kurt Kobain" "clean my barrel with my teeth" and "kermit regretti brain wall spaghetti"
My dad used to say “you know son, in some countries abortion is legal up until the kid turns 18”
Thank you for sharing that.
@@jackmehoff2363 thuggin
Brandon: "Do you guys want more tarkov memes or cursed tarkov gun images next?"
Us: "Both, both is good"
Last time I was this early, I had to apologize and get a towel for her face.
Beautiful
Fantastic Comment
Hey king you dropped this 👑
Chad.
I didn't get this comment at first
Now I'm just disappointed in humanity lol
If Brandon does a video on cursed Tarkov guns that just means he’ll be going back to being face f***ed
yeah LMAO 😂😂😂
As it should be ._.)
wasn't he the one that put an FAL front handguard on an ak-style receiver?
i add him in tarkov as trader that sold ak stuff lol
Okay but we're locking his bathroom this time
No more hiding and drinking in the shower
Herrera: At least you are not building these guns in real life.
Everybody else:
Where do you think we get the ideas from?
When you're so fucking you have to Macgyver your luty.
Calmly but anxiously waiting for Brandon to stumble onto Metro and lose his mind
Nero Jester If you had "Metro 2033/ Last Light redux" in mind, then yeah, I also kinda waiting 'till Brandon tries out those games too.
I would love to see him try and make a real life shambler
@@TacticalBaguette I wanna see a real life 12 gauge DSHK
@@TacticalBaguette fuck it, I want to see him make a bastard. Make that shit heap spew some steam.
he should play with life of boris
Last time I was this early my dog was still alive, so much for that ATF
its the AFT didnt u hear furher biden!?!? rename
Last time I was this early, Ruby Ridge, Waco, and Wounded knee weren't raided by alphabet boys
@@Chewee394 hahraaaaga
That’s a spicy joke. But not as spicy as the fire that killed all those people at Waco
"If you're unfamiliar with this game, you'll probably think that everybody hates this game and it's just utter pain." *cries in Dark Souls*
EFT is the Dark Souls of shooters. Only 300 hours and I feel pretty comfortable with that statement
Tarkov is more pain than Dark Souls
@@bigboi4269 I do agree.
Srsly every person who has done a full playthrough of ds1 is either clinically insane or has the mental strength of the Capra demon
@@camostrike4395 maybe both?
You should try Stalker: Anomaly. Both the memes and games will be funny to watch from you.
And AK's. Lots of AK's
He should definitely play stalker
would love to see that... currently playing Clear Sky...
Edit: I would love to play Anomaly but... I've tried it and my laptop can't handle it... but it can handle the main 3 game...
Ah, stalker anomaly. The game that doesn't work if you use the lowest resolution, which was also the only res I could play on.
I just started playing Anomaly, It should fulfill my need for a russian misery simulator till STALKER 2 comes out
I love it how that skateboard completely ruins but still adds a nice touch to the gun wall at the same time.
Mp7 cool therefore mp7 add
Place holder. For a gun he will never get. None of us will sadly. Fuck you H&K!
@@Invitingsauce all I feel is pain.
As a skater and a fan of shooting sports, this is cool af. Probably got it from donut haha
It commemorates the Kenosha Kid
"It's a post-apocalyptic Russian game..."
You're telling me you can't super glue your AK together like true Russians
Brandon: “hey guys tod-“
Random autists: “WHERE AK FIFTY”
#AKGNotificaitionSquad
bro that's an insult to autistic people like myself
@@rebel6301 nerd
@@rebel6301 that's the intention, yes.
@@THESLlCK i dont think either of you read that correctly.
@@rebel6301 no
therapist: "And brandon, where do you see your youtube channel in 2 years?"
brandon: "Tarkov guides and tarkov guide accessories"
Like Ahoy (who rawks). Totally different style, though. He's less "documentary professor" and more "dude bro."
@ZeJamieboi Their personality dynamics complement each other. Imagine if Ahoy did a series on T.A.R.K.O.V. weapons and tactics! Or S.T.A.L.K.E.R. for that matter!
The hatchet thing reminds me of the Navy officer calling the Enlisted a bunch of Hatchet Wielding Deviants
Brandon: the game is actually pretty fun!
Nikita: game is not meant to be fun
Masochists have entered the chat
Brandon Herrera: makes meme review about tarkov
Every Russian that didn’t subscribe to him: *Shit N***a, thats al you had to say*
As a black man, I will fill in the meme: “Shit nigga, that’s all you had to say”
@@ljb4192 N word pass?
Just kidding, please dont
@@mateostagnitta9377 that’s not actually a thing lol
@@ljb4192 Well thats cause we live in a society
Brandon: I hate 50 Beowulf and bullpups
Also Brandon: I love the ash-12
“If we win, Scott has to eat an eggplant”
Ok, so we’re doing this lol.
“If he wins, I have to drop my Makarov into mac n’ cheese”
...WHAT!?!?!?
The temptation to use Scott’s download link
I thought he was going to say he had to do something else with an eggplant
@@aaronbloom9457 I need to see some Mak and Cheese!
If Brandon looses I can just imagine a ASMR video of the makarov just getting stirred and stuffed with macaroni down the barrel editing it like it was a HowToBasic video.
He's actually leading by a pretty decent amount atm
He wants to do cursed Tarkov guns? Sounds like Sam's time to shine.
It's a game that requires you to be both sadistic and masochistic, but mostly masochistic.
So it helps to be bipolar?
@@judsongaiden9878 a switch
In the words of Bill the Snake Charmer: “I know you probably think that this is me at my most sadistic...but this is actually me...at my most masochistic...”
@@judsongaiden9878 it really does.
Hmm, now I wanna play again.
Brandon Herrera: Reviews Kalashnikov Movie and looks at Tarkov Memes
Me: how are you paid to do this
Better question: how can i get paid to do this?
lol minimally i feel like, i feel like his day job is more profitable, but im glad Brandon is the one getting the proceeds from all the ad revenue i generate by having youtube open all day
also name a better cable tv talkshow host. ill wait 🤣
6:10 best way around this when playing with friends is to just go "jumpcheck", and if everyone knows to jump when they hear that you'll never get confused :D
i also love how you are advertising matts brand its amazing
Brandon: “what do you Guys want to see”
Everyone: “Ak-50 update?”
Ak59? He started another project? Is it an ak50 chambered in 9mm?
"Suck start a shotgun"
-Brandon 2021
... I wonder if Brandon reads the Monster Hunter international series, or if that phrase is just common among the gun community.
Brandon: I remember you Susan.
Every Susan that watches: *drenched or clenched*
Brandon: Playing this game, the first few hours, you’re getting face f*cked.
Me: *has mental image of Russian dominatrix shooting him in the face with an AK*
That's cursed, Jesus Christ
He makes AK-50, Makes AK-50 LITE (in 50 Beowulf), makes baby AK-50 (in 50 AE for the perfect SMG)
Brandon: cursed tarkov gun images will hurt less because it’s guns in a game
Can’t wait to see someone create a cursed tarkov gun in real life just for Brandon
You mean the homemade Khyber Pass weapons?
Wait until they make him create the kalashnibren
@@violenceandpoetry Check his uploads
@@ThatOneSniper lol I misspoke. I mean the kalashisten. Like the kalashnibren, but rotated 90 degrees
@@violenceandpoetry I hate you, I imagined it and now I will see this in my dreams
Solution to having a water-cooled PC not getting fucked up when it gets cold: make it a vodka-cooled PC. #AKGnotificationsquad
Hey brandon, if you're reading this be aware that this isn't a meme, that's something that is possible. Life of boris made one and it ran slav games like stalker better than it ran non-slav games. Please do this, brandon.
The boiling point of vodka is 78.3 degrees lmao your pc would explode
Rumor is: If you are lucky, you can see Brandon stumbling drunkenly through THEE Bunker taking his previously worn Demolitia shirt and putting on a fresh one
I can't believe Brandon paid people to be his friends for this video he's so committed
Edit: damn thanks for the likes guys
Sounds weird
Aww c'mon bro leave him alone😂
Baddie paid him to be friends, not the other way around...
That’s sad
Get yourself a gunsmithing degree and dudes will pay to be your friend
i was lowkey expecting an emergency gun meme review on the biden situation because the Memes are s p i c y
Wait, I'm out of the loop and can't find anything, What happened?
@@dogechannel9933 I’m not sure either but it is about parts kit from what I’ve been researching
@@dogechannel9933
Potato head signs executive orders adding red flag laws and background checks for 80% lowers
@@CMTechnica Yikes. Is it only after the bill or all previously purchased ones?
@@CMTechnica yo I’m not a big gun junky, what!s a 80% lower?
I can appreciate that donut gifted skateboard in the back
Brandon's punishment for losing the bet should be no white claws for a year
Except lime.
@@effdiffeyeno171 calm down satan
How about run a two gun competition with an ar and a 1911?
@@effdiffeyeno171 Lime is the best one. He hates the grapefruit one iirc.
@@DarkAvatar1313 then grapefruit it shall be!
Mwaa ha ha ha har!
I think it would be way funnier to watch Kentucky ballistics eat an eggplant versus you dropping your makrov in a bowl of macaroni.
Hell yeah
So what I’m hearing is that if I don’t download Lords Mobile I get to watch Brandon suffer? Sign me up
“It cost me hella of a lot more then 60$”
Me with the 140$ edition.
We got an EOD boy
@@miscreantwithinternetacces7370 imagine not buying EOD and having to spend 50 million extra hours grinding for stash upgrades lol, it's like being into guns and not owning a Scar, like what are you? poor or something? (but forreal i don't even think it's worth it not buying EOD because you have to spend so much extra time and that time is literally worth the amount of money difference it costs.)
@@thekamotodragon I just bought it to support the Devs kek
@@miscreantwithinternetacces7370 half of the people have EOD gamer
@@_grimleythesequel i dont and i regret it
I was expecting Brandon to come back all sad, "Oh right, I have no friends."
I was expecting to see matt due to the demolition ranck tshirt
Brandon: starts talking about sponsor
Me: hehehe skippi skip skip
Why the HELL don't I have a notification about this yet? I'm subscribed! I've rung the bell! What more does RUclips want?!
They want your first born child
Your soul.
Your vbucks.
20 goats slaughtered.
Tarkov is so good, I haven't been hooked on a game like this in years
i wish i could experience this game, everyone seems to love it. i dunno what it even is but I keep hearing about it 😂
@@STOPSYPHER It’s almost like a Milsim game, but a different setting and scenario.
Its a military tactical shooter where you enter a map, try to loot stuff and then get out. You get to keep what you leave with and can use it for future raids. If you die you lose everything you brought.
Fun fact the macrov is a bulpup because the magazine is located behind the trigger
"I never rage... Ever"
says the guy who can shoot guns all day every day.
“This should be a Jaeger quest”
No, no it fucking shouldn’t Klean
Considering the modding in Tarkov is so accurate, it means any cursed gun image can be made irl. So careful when you say it's more tolerable haha
"Modding in tarkov is accurate"
Me: Somehow mounting a pk-06 red dot sight halfway inside of my vudu scope.
@@FGC292 ...*ahem* okay when it's intended and not an oversight oof
@@FGC292 I mean... Just cut the vudu scope open...
"And I wont feel so bad about it because youre not doing it to real guns"
inb4 he gets whatever shreds of hope within him absolutely smashed from being cyberbullied with cursed gun images
"I dont rage"
*flashback to brandon yelling on stream*
"You Can't superglue an optic onto your AK"
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. If Dr. Kalashnikov didn't want me to super glue an optic on the top he would have put a pic rail up there
Well, you can, but it's probably not going to stay there.
@@DFloyd84 I have three bottles of gorilla glue and a can of flex seal that says otherwise.
POV: it’s 10 years in the future and Brandon Herrera is more of a meme gun manufacturer than keltec or hi point ever was
That moment when you realize Brandon is holding an AR in the thumbnail.
adding your friends to the meme review was cool. Just found out a few weeks ago that you play Tarkov so i'm watching all your vids on it. Im here now, moving on to the next vid
*Brandon:* Describing the memes sounds like everyone hates it.
*League of legends players:* So you the new guy?
War Thunder guys in the back: Yo, is that the new guy?
@@stratigangames508 Ark player in the pool drowning: wait you guys like the game you play?
Hell Let Loose is the same way. Amazing game, so fucking immersive and fun, but also... FUCK that game.
*cheeki breeki intensifies*
Brandon: this game causes nothing but pain
Me: laughs in from software
"If you're not familiar with the game these memes are probably going to convince you everyone hates playing this game."
Rainbow six, Dead by Daylight, Rust, and many more games' player bases: *painful laughter*
"At least you wouldn't do it to a real gun."
Heh. You know whats gonna happen now, right?
*Make it real!*
it is real :V
@@pops7249 Let me elaborate what I meant to convey.
Step 1: make the most cursed thing of ballistics that tarkov will allow.
Step 2: make a real replica or, even better, real gun from it.
Step 3: send pictures from both to Brandon, watch him recoil in terror at the crime against good taste.
Step 4: wait until he calmed down (and drunk himself into a better mindset) secure in the knowlege no real gun was harmed.
Step 5: send him pictures of it made in the real world and watch him realise that what he just successful repressed is a real thing.
Step 6: -Profit- Amusement.
@@greenrena8503 😂
damn bruh, maybe small smg with that CCTV-90 scope would be good XD
When they add the ak50 to escape from tarkov
Brandon’s fan’s: this is great (tarkov meme review)
Brandon’s fans: but I like this (ak-50)
Lol
Hearing brandon talk about tarkov is like hearing a wife talking about her abusive husband with out making Him sound abusive
Just rewatched the black powder wheel gat video and now I have one wish in life and that is to hear Brandon say:
"I'm your huckleberry"
Brandon, if you do a Cursed Tarkov Gun images, you should let us choose one that you have to bring into reality. #AKGNOTIFICATIONSQUAD
There's so much potential
Oh Brandon, my sweet summer child.
I may not want to drop a Makarov into a bowl of what would then legally become “Makarovi and Cheese”, but you vastly underestimate how much I do want to watch YOU do it🤣
I was watching a tarkov stream and someone asked if they should buy it. The immediate responses from chat were “do you like pain” “do you hat fun” and “how do you feel when someone bullies you and you tell the teacher so the teacher bullies you too”
The one game that has been uninstalled over 200 times, but always gets reinstalled.
The pure fear in that first Tarkov Clip is beautiful
Brandon's way of describing Tarkov feels like my way of describing Warframe. You'll often get flustered and the grind is absolutely killer now with all the extra content and addons.
*But when you do the cool shit. Whoo boy. Then it's good times.*
0:30 Oh shit I accidentally put a pin of the grenade
Literally everybody in the room :girly screaming
Never pressed a button so fast in my life, PAPA KALASH
I haven’t laughed this hard in so long, the jager quest one got me. It’s like the Minecraft achievement “How Did We Get Here” except you have every buff and de buff in the game
Tarkov is back on the menu :v
#AKGNotificationsquad
Tarky Time!
6:00 spitting straight facts
The devs want the players to feel like they were punched in the dick.
search - The Tarkov creators had a clear vision - Dev Meeting
Done by a New Zealand channel - you're welcome.
Brandon: “If his team his team losses he eats an egg plant.”
Me: *starts to download*
Brandon: “If I lose, I have to drop my makarov in a bowl of Mac and cheese.”
*Stops download*
Happy 1 million subs Brandon! You deserve it!
You know how good it is when Matt Kentucky ballistics and Brandon Herrera upload a video on the same day.
i tell my friends playing tarkov is like staying in an abusive relationship cause the sex is good
In latest patch Ak was buffed in tarkov as well a new super effective (but REALLY expensive atm) 7.62x.39 AP round was added. It's pretty dope.
Hell Yeah! #AKGNOTIFICATIONSQUAD
Yeah!
Little did Brandon know, bringing up Makarov n’ Cheese would guarantee his demise. #akgnotificationsquad
Brandon Herrera: would you guys like that AK-50 light video?
Me: Yes.
"Hey guys, AK on me"
Literally every Tarkov player is mad
What do you call a doctor with a gun? The bringer of life and death
#AKGnotificationsquad
Now I wanna see Brandon playing the S.T.A.L.K.E.R games.
I've never felt so betrayed, brandon is holding an AR in the thumbnail
The pain is only addictive for so many years. Good luck everyone
EFT is a game where, you take your favorite kit (gun, ammo, Armor, meds, keys etc...) that took around 1-2 mil to put together only to get one tapped by a Scav with a Toz.
The moment we have all been waiting for tarkov meme review
Brandon: Try Escape From Tarkov!
Me: I should give this game a try.
My crippling destiny and cod addiction: *Not so fast there, buckaroo.*
Lool
Talking about cursed Tarkov guns, a youtuber attached 3 flashlights to the end of a shotgun and called it "the light at the end of the tunnel"
Made me laugh my ass off the first time I watched that video
Cursed Tarkov guns makes me thing about generalsams whacky guns vid I can’t wait for Brandon’s video
Brandon has never looked more Polish than in this video. #AKGNotificationSquad
My boy Brandon looking one of the Spartans in 300
Clean asf
There is a strategy called rat running where you basically go in with a pistol and nothing else and you go after as much loot as you can.
1:33 source for playing tarkov, asking for a friend who is thinking about buying the game.
👀
My friend who owns the game told me that she is Alexa Nova
Bist du überhaupt ein richtiger Arzt?
@@DefinitelyNotEmma Alles nur Deutsche hier oder was?
@@Oberkommando Man munkelt