Why 'Keep Calm And Carry On' Is A Lie - Hilarious Helmet History

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  • The 'Keep Calm and Carry On' meme is a pretty dumb piece of propaganda compared to 'Be Charming and Stab Hitler In The Face,' it's also a lie.
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Комментарии • 831

  • @jonah64
    @jonah64 7 лет назад +106

    I had no idea that people even thought it was a war thing. Now that I know it wasn't a war thing I guess I'll just add it to my useless knowledge database.

    • @jasonlogan4262
      @jasonlogan4262 7 лет назад +1

      it's Jonah! he watches the same videos I do!

    • @jonah64
      @jonah64 7 лет назад

      Jason Jason Logan Logan.

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel 7 лет назад +4

      Except this video kinda says that it actually is a genuine war thing, albeit one that was never actually used. That's way more authentic an origin than I assumed it had, which was that it was the cynical creation of a coked up marketing executive in the early 2000s.

    • @mockturtlesuppe
      @mockturtlesuppe 7 лет назад +5

      I was going to comment the same thing. I think at one time I wondered about where it came from, but weirdly, I never thought to look it up. Now not only do I know where it came from, I also know where it didn't come from. Two learns with one stone.

    • @DOSRetroGamer
      @DOSRetroGamer 7 лет назад +4

      Of course it's a 'war thing'. It was made in WW2 to be used in WW2. That's like saying the Maus supertank wasn't a war thing because it wasn't actually used in the war.

  • @hairypoppins5413
    @hairypoppins5413 7 лет назад +36

    2:43 in england no one says diaper😂 its nappy over here don

  • @DarkLordoftheMeme
    @DarkLordoftheMeme 7 лет назад +235

    Hitler invading Russia in 1939? Someone didn't do their homework...

    • @coreymicallef365
      @coreymicallef365 7 лет назад +14

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @thepeacemouse5316
      @thepeacemouse5316 6 лет назад

      nathan mills yes, but not in 1939

    • @queuetwo
      @queuetwo 6 лет назад

      The Peace Mouse I know that but I think cracked is just condensing the entire thing into 1939 and beyond

    • @thepeacemouse5316
      @thepeacemouse5316 6 лет назад +5

      nathan mills they phrased it as if hitler invaded Russia and then France & lowlands

    • @queuetwo
      @queuetwo 6 лет назад

      The Peace Mouse yahtzee

  • @Strawberry92fs
    @Strawberry92fs 7 лет назад +24

    Did people not know the posters never saw use during the war? I admit I didn't know it was for a defeat, but I knew they never used it.

  • @rebeccahartopp5122
    @rebeccahartopp5122 7 лет назад +312

    Is keep calm and carry on actually thought to have been a thing in WW2? I've never heard of that before.

    • @michaelturner5050
      @michaelturner5050 7 лет назад +13

      Rebecca Hartopp me neither and I have a history degree from uni

    • @rebeccahartopp5122
      @rebeccahartopp5122 7 лет назад +24

      I'm glad, I thought this was some huge secret the rest of the world was keeping from me, the actual history behind it is pretty cool.

    • @jincyquones
      @jincyquones 7 лет назад +13

      Same here. I figured it was just a meme.

    • @PlayThenSay
      @PlayThenSay 7 лет назад +14

      No your right, no-one in the UK anyway, was lead to believe this was ever used in WWII. But its hard to get new content when you work 100% from an office.

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel 7 лет назад +23

      I also never thought this was a real WW2 poster. I always assumed it was a retro piece of tat dreamed up by a marketing person in the last few years.

  • @think-of-england
    @think-of-england 7 лет назад +3

    "The British pounded some black tea." 😂👌🏻

  • @BMUSTDIE
    @BMUSTDIE 7 лет назад +27

    so... it's now an appropriate time to spread this message

  • @verasq
    @verasq 7 лет назад +1

    I desperately need that "BONES WANTED" poster.

  • @SpaceGhost97
    @SpaceGhost97 7 лет назад

    One good google search will basically give you this:
    "Although 2.45 million copies were printed, and although the Blitz did in fact take place, the poster was hardly ever publicly displayed and was little known until a copy was rediscovered in 2000 at Barter Books, a bookshop in Alnwick. It has since been re-issued by a number of private companies, and has been used as the decorative theme for a range of products"
    or I can just ask my history professor...so saying it was a lie or even dark is pointless

  • @andreperez8961
    @andreperez8961 5 лет назад

    Can't someone pick up Hilarious Helmet History? This is better than 99% of TV, including the History Channel!

  • @alannacarlson6715
    @alannacarlson6715 7 лет назад +1

    Did you know George Orwell's real name was Eric Blair? Now you do.

  • @superspeersbrothers
    @superspeersbrothers 7 лет назад

    The worst thing about this "Keep Calm" trend is the lengths lazy cash-ins have gone to stretch the reference to the point that they no longer make any sense at all.
    It used to be you'd see "Keep Calm and Game on" or "Keep Calm and Party On" and then it stretched to "Keep Calm and Jump On," "Drive On," etc.
    Lately, they've completely dropped the second half. I've seen "Keep Calm and Be You," "Keep Calm and Follow Jesus," "Keep Calm and Love Penguins" (all real shirts). I've seen posters advertising your team (?), gymnastics, web security, university, Batman, the Minions, and a bunch of other things that have nothing to do with anything.
    Pretty soon the expression will be abstracted to a font, a single colour background and phrases so vague they won't even be interrelated. I fully expect to see a Keep-Calm style "Eat Pancakes and Avoid Open Manholes," t-shirt, because why not, anything with this font will sell now. Somebody will come in with a mall-wrapped package, their eye-brows raised, their eyes glinting like, "See, I know you love pancakes and not falling into open manholes, so I figured this is the gift for you! I got myself a 'Don't Worry Be Happy And I Like Batman' tee while I was in the store, so we totally match. Yes, that's a silhouette of Calvin peeing on a Ford, so what, it's part of the design, now let's go watch the Emoji Movie 2, this one has the Rock in it!"
    There needs to be more trends.

  • @mogillis4120
    @mogillis4120 7 лет назад

    Fascinating as always. I always enjoy learning what happy sounding thing has a much darker meaning.
    "Life is short. Life is shit and soon it will be over." -Kids in the Hall

  • @MattCaliber
    @MattCaliber 7 лет назад

    Winston Churchill werewolf hunter. This just popped into my head and I already want to see this.

  • @Hotpocketmountiandew
    @Hotpocketmountiandew 7 лет назад

    Okay well glad we dodged that bullet. The story of how they figured out how to bring down zepplins is pretty cool too. They invented flame bullets. And exploding ones. To properly ignite the gas.

  • @rossdonnelly7988
    @rossdonnelly7988 7 лет назад

    Second favourite cracked series.

  • @awreckingball
    @awreckingball 7 лет назад

    'poo your pants' would be the correct British English rendering, not 'poop your diaper'.

  • @syntacticalcrab
    @syntacticalcrab 7 лет назад

    You know, now that we know the subtext, it's actually MORE appropriate for some of the ways we've been using it.

  • @imaginaryobserver
    @imaginaryobserver 6 лет назад

    Glad this is the timeline where Alex doesn't die.

  • @willsanderson8561
    @willsanderson8561 7 лет назад

    I prefer Churchill's motto anyway. "Keep buggering on"

  • @BasedGarlicMan
    @BasedGarlicMan 7 лет назад

    Dude, this just makes the poster cooler.

  • @Dave24078
    @Dave24078 7 лет назад

    I'm honestly glad I watched this because I thought it was a Doctor Who thing. Not trying to offend anyone, (I'm a 40 year old American) haven't been to school since '95 so I learned something new. Thanks for the knowledge.

  • @bengolious
    @bengolious 7 лет назад

    I thought everyone knew that, I'd never even heard of the misconception.

  • @Lolalogo
    @Lolalogo 7 лет назад

    I need that mashup on a poster ASAP

  • @zoningouterspace
    @zoningouterspace 7 лет назад

    I...frickin'.. LOVE this GUY.

  • @johnshoemaker5532
    @johnshoemaker5532 5 лет назад +1

    Come back Cracked! Make more great videos!!!

  • @n.h.moreno
    @n.h.moreno 7 лет назад

    goofy voice.
    most definitely, guvna.
    and by the by, thank you for elucididating upon the grim origins of said poster/meme.
    i thought it was from The Walking Dead.
    i loved you CRACKED dudes...been reading it since I was 11 yrs old. 33 yrs of age now, guv. peace.

  • @rellicproduction
    @rellicproduction 7 лет назад

    i think the blue poster needs to be the more popular one given how things are going

  • @blakethompson-dodd9874
    @blakethompson-dodd9874 7 лет назад

    I actually assumed it was a slogan from 1984 that was being used ironically.

  • @IamSalvatore
    @IamSalvatore 7 лет назад

    Ah yes, context makes everything so much more interesting.

  • @Slapfight12
    @Slapfight12 7 лет назад

    When i hear your voice i always think "schmidty the claaaaaaaaam"

  • @Muongoing.97c
    @Muongoing.97c 7 лет назад

    I always found that poster to be pretty 'big brother'-y. Now I now why.

  • @MemphiStig
    @MemphiStig 7 лет назад

    ironically, news that the "Keep Calm..." poster was used in World War II caused panic to spread like wildfire across the internet, and shortly thereafter, the earth's collective mind was blown, killing everyone aboard. "funny, i never thought it would end like this" said the earth before it died.

  • @allisondoak9425
    @allisondoak9425 7 лет назад

    Orwell wasn't just anti-soviet he was against all forms of authoritarianism as an anarchist, or so he said until he sold out his comrades the British government with out a trip to room 101.

  • @nateman332
    @nateman332 7 лет назад

    Everything I knew about this sign is
    Exactly right. I did a report on it back in 2011

  • @andrewpowers2249
    @andrewpowers2249 7 лет назад

    I actually didn't even know it was tied to WWII. Thought it was just a recent meme.

  • @qilorar
    @qilorar 7 лет назад

    Well I live in London, and have seen a condonm with ' keep calm and carry on' message, but I had no idea it came from war propaganda.

  • @mathewperryfan
    @mathewperryfan 7 лет назад

    I love these series

  • @whitepony8443
    @whitepony8443 Год назад

    Well, they didn't have to use that because the battle of Britain changed everything. However, this is funny. Now I want to see those "Keep calm and carry on" condoms.

  • @centaursapocalypse7259
    @centaursapocalypse7259 7 лет назад

    I have a badge that says 'Keep calm and drink tea'. I think stereotypes often have basis in reality.

  • @lurch8111
    @lurch8111 7 лет назад

    In 1939 Time stap 3:12 Hitler had only attacked Poland. Germany and the USSR were allies. France and the UK were in the Phoney war.

  • @jdorffer
    @jdorffer 7 лет назад

    Great video, very informative, I loved it, Good thing you didn't use that voice for the hole video.

  • @amybrown1823
    @amybrown1823 7 лет назад

    Sooo...does Alex doesn't die anymore? Has he lost his superpower?

  • @Bumbillion
    @Bumbillion 7 лет назад

    To be honest, I had no idea this came from the WWII time period and always thought it was a dumb thing on shirts and middle-aged white lady's facebook walls.

  • @godbearxd
    @godbearxd 7 лет назад

    Keep calm and summon Shenron.

  • @blasty137
    @blasty137 7 лет назад

    You need to revise this video due to serious historical inaccuracies:
    Germany DIDN'T march into Russia in 1939, the extent shown in the video is from 1942. Also, America was already involved at that moment, it wasn't "years away from the war"
    In 1939 invasion of Britain not only didn't look like Hitler's next move, it didn't seem as a possibility at all. Even after the fall of France, Hitler still didn't want war with Britain and actually tried to negotiate peace. Invasion of Britain seemed as a possibility only for a few months during summer of 1940. HOWEVER, "Keep calm and carry on" posters had already been recycled in April 1940, so no, they were not kept for "a total military disaster, like a successful German invasion", and they were not a call to the population to resist German occupation. They were actually supposed to be distributed in cases of massive air bombings to raise morale of the people.

  • @CnDsaint
    @CnDsaint 6 лет назад

    This guy started as one of my least favorite hosts, now he is one of the best

  • @Kalbot84
    @Kalbot84 7 лет назад

    0:28 SPITFIRE HURRICANE SPITFIRE HURRICANE

  • @MrJackfaire
    @MrJackfaire 7 лет назад

    Wait did you think people didn't know that? That's literally the story behind keep calm and carry on designed in world war 2 and left in storage only found recently.
    Like seriously for the last 17 years every person who's mentioned Keep Calm and Carry on has cited the bookstore story this isn't news. Do you know people claiming it's been around for years?
    I will grant the rest of that I didn't know but just saying most people do know it spent decades in storage.
    One more time no one thinks it's a war hero everyone thinks it was found in a bookstore. Who do you talk to that doesn't know that?

  • @blakesby
    @blakesby 6 лет назад

    This is great though. However, I never knew of it as a WWII thing in the first place, I thought it was just a meme which popped up in the last decade or so.

  • @mustang6172
    @mustang6172 7 лет назад

    Did people really not know this? When I saw how popular the poster had become online, I learned it's origins via Wikipedia. Wikipedia should not be so useful.

  • @stevenburton7725
    @stevenburton7725 7 лет назад

    Dumb fact, 2+2=5 is actually based on a Soviet Russian poster. It was to show that Stalin's five year plan could be done quicker if the workers would stop being lazy.

  • @RayneSaltair
    @RayneSaltair 7 лет назад

    I didn't even know this was a war propaganda thing so I can just sit back and like it.

  • @nardo218
    @nardo218 7 лет назад

    So Keep CAlm is perfectly reevant in today's dystopia

  • @misho1614
    @misho1614 7 лет назад

    I HATE seeing all these "keep calm" memes EVERYWHERE

  • @MillionaireDubMind
    @MillionaireDubMind 7 лет назад

    The fact you need to reassure an audience that wouldn't know the difference between a "leftover food way" and a "serial killer way" is worrying.

  • @devinaanindita8742
    @devinaanindita8742 6 лет назад

    I thought it was only a type of meme that people like to use everywhere

  • @angrychuwawarat
    @angrychuwawarat 7 лет назад

    I'm never going to buy anything fruit of the loom again because I'm tired of this fucking softy commercial that plays on every single damn cracked video

  • @skatinwhenican
    @skatinwhenican 7 лет назад +1

    NEW HELMET ALERT

  • @miserychickadee
    @miserychickadee 7 лет назад

    ♪♫We'll meet again♪
    ♫♪Don't know where♫
    ♪Don't know wheeeeeeen♪♫

  • @danthedesire
    @danthedesire 7 лет назад

    Great show, very informative. There is one issue though, in 1939 Hitler and the Nazis had not yet invaded the Soviet Union, only Poland, and in alliance with the Soviet Union. The Nazis didn't over run Western Europe until 1940. The invasion of the USSR began in 1941 after the major bombing of the UK had taken place. This is otherwise a great video, though you may want to update your map and timeline used. Or you could eliminate my comment...

  • @Team_BaM
    @Team_BaM 7 лет назад

    Okay, so I did read 1984 but it was a long time ago and I found it dreadfully boring. That being said, isn't (2+2=5) meant as a statement that we are greater than the sum of our parts rather than meaning they forgot how to do basic math?

  • @hopefulhyena3400
    @hopefulhyena3400 6 лет назад

    I honestly thought that that poster was from, like, 2008. Oops. My b.

  • @AEllora
    @AEllora 7 лет назад

    I love this series. I even like the presenter. But please never let him do that attempt at an accent again.

  • @barrysorento3572
    @barrysorento3572 7 лет назад

    Is this guy Jason Chaffetz lil brother. Look and sound just like him

  • @AtlasNovack
    @AtlasNovack 7 лет назад

    That's a World War I flying helmet isn't it?

  • @storyseek1985
    @storyseek1985 7 лет назад

    Throw your greenscreen a bit of blur-love so it's not crispier than your live action footage. Big Ben was super distracting.

  • @darrylwayne1292
    @darrylwayne1292 7 лет назад

    It's not even 2012 anymore

  • @nswiese
    @nswiese 7 лет назад +695

    Did Nazi that coming.

    • @Blastercadre
      @Blastercadre 7 лет назад +11

      This bit of dry humor gave me a chuckle.

    • @IsiahGames
      @IsiahGames 7 лет назад +16

      Anne Frankly these jokes are getting tired.

    • @yourhandlehere1
      @yourhandlehere1 7 лет назад +4

      That's how they took Poland.

    • @docbrown10th
      @docbrown10th 7 лет назад +10

      Were you proud when you typed that in?

    • @elizabethdavies5387
      @elizabethdavies5387 7 лет назад +1

      Nater 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @turtlezinthesky
    @turtlezinthesky 7 лет назад +352

    I'm fascinated by how much he pronounces the "L" in "calm".

    • @VerdaTal
      @VerdaTal 7 лет назад +19

      How else do you say 'calm'?

    • @lminshall
      @lminshall 7 лет назад +14

      L is always the most important letter.

    • @maarek71
      @maarek71 7 лет назад +25

      I've never met anyone that didn't pronounce the "L" in "calm".

    • @TheRonster9319
      @TheRonster9319 7 лет назад +5

      Cole Garland Do you say "cam"? lol

    • @TheRonster9319
      @TheRonster9319 7 лет назад +1

      JaiFlame it's pronounced like it's spelled calm. C-a-l-m. But I get your point.

  • @drugtito22
    @drugtito22 7 лет назад +42

    3:15 the war with USSR started on june 2nd 1941 not in '39!!!

    • @dodson43
      @dodson43 7 лет назад +8

      dika_the_wise You expect Cracked to fact check? Lol

    • @seieki1581
      @seieki1581 6 лет назад

      Comrade Tito komrade generale brate tito vrati nam se sad kad si nam najviše potreban.

  • @docbrown10th
    @docbrown10th 7 лет назад +4

    Kinda slipped into Australian and New Zealand accent at the end there. XD

  • @brianartillery
    @brianartillery 7 лет назад +5

    Most people in the UK know that this was, along with two other motivational posters, printed up, but never used, in the war. The recent craze for it was started when a bookshop owner found the poster folded up in a donation of books he had received, and put it up in his shop, simply because he liked it. Customers asked him about it, and he had copies made, which sold like hot cakes, even to the point of the Prime Minister owning one. Comic maestro Alan Moore knew about it before it became popular - it appears, with a different device, in the graphic novel 'The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen'.

  • @TheRonster9319
    @TheRonster9319 7 лет назад +12

    I knew Australia was run by kangaroos!

  • @acledfloyd
    @acledfloyd 7 лет назад +27

    I'm really tired of this ever soft commercial.

    • @personalaccount186
      @personalaccount186 7 лет назад +9

      Some people think talking about talking about soft things makes you a softie. So if I'm going to talk to you about the Fruit of The Loom Eversoft T, I'm going to do it in the manliest way possible. With my then I forgot

    • @ProletariatPrince
      @ProletariatPrince 7 лет назад

      Erik Harker I got the one with the holes in the parachute. That guy is a dick for cutting the other guys parachute and then not grabbing on to the other guy before he hit the ground.

  • @TheRichmaster24
    @TheRichmaster24 7 лет назад +4

    "pounded some black tea"... as someone who's British, I'm not sure how to feel about this

  • @treyolathecrayola2433
    @treyolathecrayola2433 7 лет назад +8

    Graphic design , the truest form of war survival

  • @michaelturner5050
    @michaelturner5050 7 лет назад +259

    3:21 America didn't declare war on Germany, America declared war on Japan for Pearl Harbor then Germany declared war on the US a few days after that.

    • @AGJM233
      @AGJM233 7 лет назад +55

      All he said was "America was years away from declaring war", he didn't say against which country.

    • @ethanwilburn4311
      @ethanwilburn4311 7 лет назад

      Cheesycurve 54 no they declared war on Japan after pearl harbor and the declared war on Germany because Germany attacked poland not because they were working together

    • @ethanwilburn4311
      @ethanwilburn4311 7 лет назад

      Cheesycurve 54 Italy and Germany declared war on America, America never declared war on Italy

    • @ethanwilburn4311
      @ethanwilburn4311 7 лет назад +2

      Cheesycurve 54 no they specifically declared war on Japan

    • @kevinbooth-
      @kevinbooth- 7 лет назад +1

      The very fact you folks are arguing about it evidences that there was no single objective cause and it was likely just an irrational and emotional response, as seems to always be the reason the USA goes to war, regardless of the justification after the fact.

  • @miramineko5208
    @miramineko5208 7 лет назад +3

    I'm waiting for;
    Keep calm and carry on my wayward son

  • @philrobichaud3063
    @philrobichaud3063 7 лет назад +3

    I knew these posters just spontaneously appeared in the early 2000's!

  • @betabenja
    @betabenja 7 лет назад +45

    why are you doing an australian accent?

    • @Sacorian
      @Sacorian 7 лет назад +7

      That is not our accent.

    • @betabenja
      @betabenja 7 лет назад +10

      why are you doing a new zealand accent?

    • @jameshill2450
      @jameshill2450 7 лет назад +5

      Because Australians are just British once removed, the same as Americans (one less willing than the other of course).

    • @azdobrosavljevic4024
      @azdobrosavljevic4024 6 лет назад

      betabenja ikr it’s so annoying

    • @erinclarke2606
      @erinclarke2606 6 лет назад

      We don't sound like that

  • @Zforce911
    @Zforce911 7 лет назад +4

    "You're allowed to like it..."
    It's a shame we have to verbalize this nowadays...

  • @fabs1887
    @fabs1887 6 лет назад +4

    to be honest 'keep calm and carry on' is awesome for condoms if u think about it😂

    • @Styner09
      @Styner09 4 года назад

      More like "keep calm and carry (at least) one" amirite?

  • @mattjohnston2
    @mattjohnston2 7 лет назад +4

    "in this goofy voice..."
    every British subscriber leaves en masse

    • @Zett76
      @Zett76 5 лет назад

      Matt Johnston is every British subscribers that massive?
      Too much fried food? 😉

  • @obrkenobi1170
    @obrkenobi1170 7 лет назад +7

    Glaring mistake. Germany conquered eastern Europe and invaded the USSR AFTER France and BENELUX.

    • @Celrador
      @Celrador 7 лет назад +1

      Nice profile picture. :)

  • @chronicallymeee
    @chronicallymeee 7 лет назад +2

    This one isn't as surprising but maybe this is a problem with the site being american. I never thought it was used in WWII I always knew it was in storage. His end accent sounds more Australian than British.

  • @maddog.monkey
    @maddog.monkey 7 лет назад +2

    I got a chuckle out of "We know war is scary just don't poop your diaper". I love this series, A+

  • @notthemoon
    @notthemoon 7 лет назад +2

    when we will be able to buy the "become a resistance fighter because Hitler is having a wank in Buckingham palace" posters?

  • @mizzpearlgearl
    @mizzpearlgearl 7 лет назад +1

    IT IS A GODDAMNED SHAME THAT THERE ARE ONLY 7 OF THESE VIDEOS! I DEMAND MORE!!! ... thank you. great videos. big fan. 😁

  • @SparklyGooch
    @SparklyGooch 7 лет назад +3

    The English wouldn't say diaper. Diaper Is an American thing the English and Australians say nappy

  • @shunyaku7759
    @shunyaku7759 7 лет назад +1

    When I first heard of the posters slogan, it made me very uncomfortable.
    Never once did I picture walking down an English street a few dozen miles from the battlefield, seeing this on a buildings corner reassuring me that it would be okay to keep living life as normally as I could.
    Never once did it feel like it had a sentiment of safety, of strength. Frankly, it scared the fuck out of me.
    When I thought of the slogan, as I had not read a particular book at the time, what I envisioned was something that belonged on the streets of literally any city depicted in V for Vendetta, as some insane mask wearing lunatic went around working his balls (or her tits) off to crush the authoritarian overlords.
    Now, however, my reference is a bit older, and although a bit more cliche, I've actually READ the book, and know the entirety of the horror depicted.
    When I see this slogan as a poster, or shirt, or whatever, I can't even really think of it, at all. My mind floods with thoughts of metal cages being strapped to my head. Starving rats being released into the other side, slowly working their way towards my face, the only promise of respite being my panicking, screaming apologies and selling out everyone I know and love for anything they've ever done that bares even the slightest hint of treasonous thought or intent. I imagine my own children, hearing me mumble something anti-state in my sleep, and calling the authorities on me. Of my girlfriend, the only woman I'd loved in all the world being captured at the same time as me. Of our being taken to different medical facilities, of having our frontal lobes removed.
    I think of her and I meeting afterwards, sitting at a past beloved park bench.
    "I betrayed you." She would say. "I betrayed you." I would reply.
    I see myself sitting in some depressing, shitty bar. The same one I attended years before my first actual thoughts of sedition began.
    I'd pick up my dirty glass, drink down my poor quality somehow oily-tasting gin. I'd think but one thought, as I smile and stare at the wall.
    "I love big brother."

  • @Kj16V
    @Kj16V 7 лет назад +1

    Dear Cracked
    If you attempt another English accent, we will declare war on you.
    You have been warned.
    Love and best wishes, England

  • @jacklonsdale2722
    @jacklonsdale2722 7 лет назад +1

    Your british accent is, well...
    A jolly bad show one might say...
    And im english, so you can't disagree :)

  • @thatnerdbird6051
    @thatnerdbird6051 7 лет назад +1

    I kid you not, when I saw the picture of the Ministry of Information I thought to myself, "well if that isn't Orwellian.".

  • @legoinsomniac
    @legoinsomniac 7 лет назад +5

    I actually really like this series. Hope they make more.

  • @liamwebster3862
    @liamwebster3862 6 лет назад +1

    I actually been to the bookstore in Northumberland that found the poster
    You should go there if your British, it's a great place

  • @XmarkedSpot
    @XmarkedSpot 7 лет назад +4

    The moment youtube is hit by the adpocalypse cracked begins to push quality content.

    • @XmarkedSpot
      @XmarkedSpot 7 лет назад +1

      Or it's just me keeping calm and carrying on

  • @batmann6755
    @batmann6755 7 лет назад +2

    "youtube is imposible to navigate with lubed up sex fingies"
    You underestimate my power!

  • @l.a.raustadt518
    @l.a.raustadt518 6 лет назад +1

    Pip pip and stop at 4pm for tea. MMMM tea.

  • @asherael
    @asherael 7 лет назад +1

    People don't know this? I thought this was why it was cool....