Mass Effect 3 - Everyone Shoots Brooks(Citadel DLC)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @plmokm33
    @plmokm33 9 лет назад +2889

    Where the fuck did she think she was gonna go, out the airlock?
    Javik approves.

    • @MrSpawley
      @MrSpawley 8 лет назад +136

      Either way problem solved!

    • @KlLLERROBOT99
      @KlLLERROBOT99 8 лет назад +39

      Yep she can join the con artist who is still drifting right outside it.

    • @deontaeavila3514
      @deontaeavila3514 Год назад +1

      Arousing

    • @hal0justcal865
      @hal0justcal865 2 месяца назад +1

      Escape pod onto citadel

  • @floriangentet6183
    @floriangentet6183 10 лет назад +6463

    Maintenance : "STOP KILLING PEOPLE IN THE SHUTTLE BAY !"

    • @maxrander0101
      @maxrander0101 5 лет назад +124

      but its fun and i have to as im bored of saving everyone

    • @truenap9315
      @truenap9315 4 года назад +77

      There are dead people on literally every deck but that's what they care about lol

    • @lillith3159
      @lillith3159 4 года назад +23

      Wrex: ¡NO!

    • @thomas.parnell7365
      @thomas.parnell7365 4 года назад +13

      This Shepard do as your ordered or I'll let javik or myself space all of you

    • @OmeCoatl054
      @OmeCoatl054 4 года назад +10

      Should've taken the job offer to Coruscant.....

  • @endlessnoodle3056
    @endlessnoodle3056 4 года назад +3756

    Garrus missed his "warning shot" at that distance cause his rifle wasn't properly... calibrated.

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 года назад +138

      How dare you suggest that Garrus got his calibrations wrong? 😱

    • @serasvictoria257
      @serasvictoria257 3 года назад +35

      Na the rifle was fine he just wasn't hydrated enough :(

    • @Gangkoyt
      @Gangkoyt 3 года назад +18

      No he never fails calibrations probably needed a good talibration instead.
      (For the record real thing if neither are romanced)

    • @endlessnoodle3056
      @endlessnoodle3056 3 года назад +19

      @@Gangkoyt Impossible. Talibrations are only for Shepard

    • @Gangkoyt
      @Gangkoyt 3 года назад +4

      @@endlessnoodle3056 then maybe he could use some chaklate

  • @elfinkenshi6437
    @elfinkenshi6437 7 лет назад +1493

    Garrus: "I meant for that to be a warning shot".
    Last time the turians made a "warning shot" like that they started the First Contact war.

    • @Mmmeeee4
      @Mmmeeee4 3 года назад +45

      For them it was just an incident.

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 3 года назад +48

      @@Mmmeeee4 Humans in the 22nd century must not have grit. I looked it up, we lost less than a thousand people in three months of fighting and gave as good as we got before the council stepped in and actually tried talking to us.

    • @jordanwilliams676
      @jordanwilliams676 3 года назад +1

      Savage!

    • @martinosborne4703
      @martinosborne4703 3 года назад

      @@rustyjones7908 a small price for glory!

    • @ThejollyFrenchman
      @ThejollyFrenchman 3 года назад +39

      @@rustyjones7908 To be fair, the Turians thought that humanity was a tiny minor race with no military, so they didn't send a powerful force.

  • @d.n5287
    @d.n5287 3 года назад +1477

    Maya: "Admit it some part of you liked having me around, looking up to the legend"
    Shepard: "Nah, I already got Conrad Verner for that"

    • @Ruosteinenknight
      @Ruosteinenknight 3 года назад +277

      I laughed my ass off when Shepard told the clone during the fight that Condrad Verner knows more about being Shepard than the clone.

    • @Jdne199311
      @Jdne199311 3 года назад +24

      @@Ruosteinenknight my favourite bit of dialogue

    • @ThePigeon5734
      @ThePigeon5734 3 года назад +14

      @@Ruosteinenknight he probably does

    • @matteoj74
      @matteoj74 2 года назад +60

      @@Ruosteinenknight and also Conrad redeemed himself a lot with all the studies he brought to the build of the Catalist!!!

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 2 года назад +43

      @@matteoj74 Not to mention he threw himself between Shepard and the Cerberus guy without much hesitation. Bro was more Shepard than the Clone. He didn't try to pretend he screwed up, he felt bad about screwing up, and he was willing to step up when it mattered.

  • @jgmagic398
    @jgmagic398 9 лет назад +5398

    Garrus: "Ya know, I meant for that to be a warning shot...oh well."
    Shep: "With a sniper? At that range?"

    • @raptorjesus3894
      @raptorjesus3894 9 лет назад +302

      Johnathon Gilliam More importantly: using a sniper to shoot someone 3 metres away

    • @MrSpawley
      @MrSpawley 8 лет назад +236

      +Jhawk 163 Garrus ugh more calibrations needed!

    • @Camelotsmoon
      @Camelotsmoon 4 года назад +165

      The offensive stance really helped sell that

    • @twls153
      @twls153 4 года назад +61

      Well, is hard to properly aim some with sniper at very short range.

    • @tacticalderpy2077
      @tacticalderpy2077 4 года назад +87

      At this time of year, at this time of day, at this part of the station, localized entirely within your shuttle bay?

  • @Lizzardtong
    @Lizzardtong 10 лет назад +4963

    Garrus has such a good aim, he can't even miss on purpose.

    • @arcticfox4202
      @arcticfox4202 4 года назад +79

      Well, he lost against Shepard in the shooting contest. 😉

    • @Camelotsmoon
      @Camelotsmoon 4 года назад +3

      😉👍

    • @genghisn7
      @genghisn7 4 года назад +212

      Arctic Fox
      Nah, all the best Mass Effect players let him win.

    • @arcticfox4202
      @arcticfox4202 4 года назад +68

      ​@@genghisn7 Garrus knows deep down that Shepard let him win.
      And...no need for accusing my Mass Effect integrity.

    • @MathewWWeaver
      @MathewWWeaver 4 года назад +16

      @@genghisn7 I feel personally attacked

  • @Heil-Haidra2319
    @Heil-Haidra2319 9 лет назад +3799

    Wrex: I love this part of the dlc. Why kill Brooks once when you can kill her 46 times.

  • @CordyBrush
    @CordyBrush 3 года назад +1801

    Zaeed: We're all bloody armed, what the hell was she thinking?!
    Legion: Ms. Lawson-Imposter, terminated.
    Grunt: heh...weak.
    Miranda: (sigh) That takes care of that loose end...
    Mordin: Possibility of missing at this range...(sniff) not in her favour..

    • @helsingS_
      @helsingS_ 3 года назад +118

      Good writing.

    • @sisqomisqo2019
      @sisqomisqo2019 3 года назад +286

      Jack: I was hoping to get rid of that bitch

    • @twitchyb9950
      @twitchyb9950 3 года назад +102

      Uh, maintenance to the shuttle bay?

    • @baddoer
      @baddoer 3 года назад +233

      Kasumi: Now you see me last time!
      Samara: She was too dangerous ...
      Jacob: Wow, did not get too far.
      ...
      Jenkins: Where were her shields?

    • @S1n1st3r0n3
      @S1n1st3r0n3 3 года назад +98

      Jenkins: Now she knows how I felt

  • @maiadraconica6488
    @maiadraconica6488 8 лет назад +3998

    i dont know why buy i love how Garrus crouches down in sniping position

    • @KlLLERROBOT99
      @KlLLERROBOT99 8 лет назад +516

      Apparently she was harder to hit than a beverage container.

    • @Alphascrub_77
      @Alphascrub_77 5 лет назад +169

      Its like he saw it coming and was very deliberate about it.

    • @khaeilyn2000
      @khaeilyn2000 5 лет назад +284

      Two reasons:
      1. It's adorable
      2. He's Garrus

    • @benn454
      @benn454 4 года назад +70

      More stable shooting stance. Most stable would be to go prone.

    • @Camelotsmoon
      @Camelotsmoon 4 года назад +112

      The offensive posture really sold his warning shot

  • @MrWolf-fm7nj
    @MrWolf-fm7nj 3 года назад +319

    Garrus: "That was meant to be a warning shot"
    Shep: "Warning shots don't go into the back"
    Garrus: "It was a warning shot to the others"

    • @michaelbonyak3517
      @michaelbonyak3517 3 года назад +20

      * what others? They're all dead.
      *shepard, you always seem to have someone gunning for you. This was supposed to be shore leave.

    • @Tom-H1
      @Tom-H1 11 дней назад +1

      Shepard definitely knows about warning shots to the back with garrus... hehe
      okay I'll go

  • @jenifer1638
    @jenifer1638 10 лет назад +2643

    Thanks to Tali, I've gained super useful curse word

    • @Chino56751
      @Chino56751 9 лет назад +191

      Aiman Ghazi Quiet, boshtet !

    • @Ziut0702
      @Ziut0702 9 лет назад +69

      Well Boshtet sounds almost like pasztet in polish which means pate/Pâté :P

    • @tkristians123
      @tkristians123 9 лет назад +35

      Jenifer Leo Exactly. You can sear at people without them knowing what the fuck you are talking about. Then again none of us know it. But we can use our imagination.

    • @Kratos8462
      @Kratos8462 9 лет назад +85

      And only people who've played Mass Effect get the curse word lol

    • @gor2714
      @gor2714 7 лет назад +25

      I know that this comment is 2 years old, but the literal translation of bosh'tet is "son of a b*tch"

  • @joshuaolsen6509
    @joshuaolsen6509 5 лет назад +971

    Me playing this DLC: "Hello, Conspicuously Attractive Woman (Brooks)."
    Brooks: *being quirky and charming*
    Me: "Yup. You're definitely evil."

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 4 года назад +139

      Yeah, Shepard was a bit *too* oblivious. Like, any stranger insisting on you not calling your allies for help when you're in mortal danger is hella suspicious.

    • @heroicsplendid
      @heroicsplendid 4 года назад +116

      She’s also trying way too hard to convince the crew to not futher investigate the situation, like the gun or the data gathering.

    • @manlikemars2929
      @manlikemars2929 3 года назад +86

      Like that Asari Spectre in ME2

    • @silverbullet1620
      @silverbullet1620 3 года назад +23

      Me thinks she doth protest too much.

    • @dumbdumb572
      @dumbdumb572 3 года назад +15

      I played through this dlc for the first time on the legendary edition and never have I ever felt so much joy to find out somebody was evil.

  • @IsRickIV
    @IsRickIV 4 года назад +821

    Jack obliterates her: “Dumb b*tch.
    Grunt shoots her: “Alright who’s hungry?”
    Thane shoots her: “A poor attempt.”
    Legion shoots her: “We estimate she only had a 2.1% chance of escape. A generous percentage.”
    Samara shoots her: “A lapse in judgment.”
    Mordin shoots her: “Had to be me. Someone else might’ve have missed.”
    Zaeed shoots her: “What a goddamned mess.”
    Kasumi shoots her: “I could have gotten away. Amateur.”
    Miranda shoots her: “Must I do everything Shepherd?”
    Jacob shoots her: “Well there goes that problem.”
    Jenkins shoots her: “Was that ok? Was it ok to shoot her? Oh man.”
    Master Chief shoots her: “I think I’m in the wrong series.”
    Anakin slashes her: “Your telling me.”

  • @shanem4703
    @shanem4703 5 лет назад +711

    "You're getting slow."
    Ah, good old Urdnot Wrex and his big brother mentality.

    • @mrblank-zh1xy
      @mrblank-zh1xy 4 месяца назад +2

      The only one that reminds me of a real soldier

  • @CronoTime
    @CronoTime 3 года назад +301

    "In the old days, you just would of shot her. Good times", Wrex you are a treasure

  • @shubhamgupta4919
    @shubhamgupta4919 3 года назад +457

    Two joker dialogues burned into my mind:
    "Message coming in, patching it through"
    And now,
    "Maintenance to the shuttle bay"

    • @pedrobrazon6610
      @pedrobrazon6610 3 года назад +24

      " *smirks* Communications cut commander" is my favorite

    • @Roshea
      @Roshea Год назад

      i like the post bubs n vagrana one too

    • @lukahierl9857
      @lukahierl9857 Год назад

      I like the Yeah I think he/she is aware of that

  • @N7Beowulf
    @N7Beowulf 8 лет назад +378

    I would of killed, KILLED for Wrex to come in and just headbutt her half way across the shuttle bay.

  • @RaithSienar
    @RaithSienar 7 лет назад +1312

    It's always convenient how the shields that every piece of armor in the series had never work in these situations whenever Bioware needed someone to die in 1 shot.

    • @Arkay24
      @Arkay24 7 лет назад +235

      To be fair, you have the choice of completely wrecking both the Clone and Brooks armors during the fight. I doubt they can withstand 1 Biotic charge, let alone 17 without burning out an emitter or something

    • @maxrander0101
      @maxrander0101 5 лет назад +60

      the players weapons as well as the rest of the team have super guns and never fail to make the shot its called a plot weapon they cant fail the same as plot armor on things like main chars and ships of heros

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 года назад +9

      And the combat armor on top of that considering how pathetic the ‘bullets’ are in the mass effect universe

    • @readyforlol
      @readyforlol 4 года назад +69

      @@looinrims wdym ?
      They're small, but travel at insane speeds. They'd be so much more lethal than modern day weaponry.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 года назад +2

      Acertive Pillow id call booty cheeks on that considering how weak they are both in setting and in game, not to mention the armor and shields people are equipped with

  • @yoursonisold8743
    @yoursonisold8743 7 лет назад +817

    "Problem solved." Why does it sound like Javik wanted to do this 20 minutes ago? lol

    • @maxrander0101
      @maxrander0101 5 лет назад +59

      i wanted to shoot her when she first came upto me i could tell she was evil at that point as the whole thing was a setup

    • @cinnabar_
      @cinnabar_ 4 года назад +41

      @@maxrander0101 i know right her acting is too much and too bad i could smell her lies miles away

    • @n.a.nameless5435
      @n.a.nameless5435 4 года назад +33

      @@cinnabar_ yes, the whole story was screwy. Joker gets an email from Shepard, Shepard one from Joker. Neither of them sent an email to the other. Brooks knew where to find Shepard. The very first time I played that content I knew she was bogus and wanted to shoot her in the face before she uttered 3 words.

    • @chaotik7853
      @chaotik7853 4 года назад +6

      Because he did

    • @florencepozon6869
      @florencepozon6869 4 года назад +11

      Nah he just want to throw Brooks out of the airlock.

  • @CitizenKahne1992
    @CitizenKahne1992 10 лет назад +1003

    Wait, Javik didn't throw her out the airlock?! What kind of crazy alternate universe is this?!

    • @CaptainSpycrab
      @CaptainSpycrab 10 лет назад +255

      Twist: Javik is 'maintenance'. He throws all the garbage out the airlock.

    • @KimikoGG
      @KimikoGG 10 лет назад +31

      lol, I just read this in Javik's voice O.o

    • @theAverageJoe25
      @theAverageJoe25 4 года назад +14

      I choose to believe he threw her body out the airlock

    • @kilianlindlbauer8277
      @kilianlindlbauer8277 3 года назад +6

      @@CaptainSpycrab zaeed's place on the normandy in me2 wpuld have been a dream for him, you can actually throw garbage out of an airlock

  • @crabLT
    @crabLT 10 лет назад +1643

    BANG! Javik: Problem solved.
    Telling primitives how to solve problems the prothean way.

    • @Nyghtgirl27
      @Nyghtgirl27 6 лет назад +4

      Simon Peterson I still hate javik

    • @tautv9331
      @tautv9331 6 лет назад +76

      omg ur probably a reaper

    • @Shotgun93Alexander
      @Shotgun93Alexander 5 лет назад +27

      Simon Peterson he would throw them out of the airlock

    • @solareclipse9379
      @solareclipse9379 4 года назад +15

      @@Nyghtgirl27 in my cicle, we all dying from virus

    • @Nyghtgirl27
      @Nyghtgirl27 4 года назад +2

      Solar Eclipse fuck

  • @creap32
    @creap32 8 лет назад +850

    "Admit it commander... you'll miss me."
    /Runs away
    /Gunshot
    "Not at this range I won't."

    • @stevenlittrel2648
      @stevenlittrel2648 6 лет назад +61

      Uh
      Maintenance to the shuttle bay

    • @Spawned4Dinner
      @Spawned4Dinner 4 года назад +10

      I wonder how they translated that pun in the localized versions.

    • @elpikouik3877
      @elpikouik3877 4 года назад +6

      @@Spawned4Dinner well, French has basically the same pun ready to go.

  • @NikolaJosimovic
    @NikolaJosimovic 8 лет назад +767

    "Well i won't miss you, you crazy bosh'tet"
    LOL

    • @ajrtorres
      @ajrtorres 5 лет назад +35

      Exactly why i LUV Tali

    • @jordanwilliams676
      @jordanwilliams676 3 года назад +13

      That has to be my favourite Tali Quote or at the very least in My Top 5(maybe even Top 10).

    • @SPX157
      @SPX157 3 года назад +2

      “Uhh, Maintenance to the Shuttle Bay.”

    • @Doctor.Whommm
      @Doctor.Whommm 2 года назад +6

      @@jordanwilliams676 And how about "Emerg'ncy induction port"?

  • @HarryBillyBobGeorge
    @HarryBillyBobGeorge 5 лет назад +196

    "Not at this range I won't." That remains one of the best lines in the entire series

    • @gabematthews4532
      @gabematthews4532 8 месяцев назад +2

      Best renegade interrupt other than finishing off the reaper on rannoch

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
    @GenericUsername-qp1ww 9 лет назад +1454

    Did maintenance ever make it to the shuttle bay?

    • @Ziut0702
      @Ziut0702 9 лет назад +134

      Nope. They were in the middle of some celebrations.... I mean calibrations....

    • @victorgz2907
      @victorgz2907 9 лет назад +53

      +Ziut0702 By the godees.

    • @feco91
      @feco91 8 лет назад +25

      Javik didn't let them through the airlock.

    • @aurex8937
      @aurex8937 4 года назад +2

      No, we're still waiting for them to show up. Brooks' rotten up.

    • @shotsfiredandmissed9068
      @shotsfiredandmissed9068 4 года назад +3

      legend says, they're still stuck in the service elevator

  • @Commander_Shepard.
    @Commander_Shepard. 9 лет назад +248

    Maintenance: I've had it with these motherfucking Brooks, in this motherfucking Shuttle Bay!

    • @Tenchua917
      @Tenchua917 7 лет назад +10

      Samuel L. Maintenance? Hey whats up bro

  • @ConnivingTurnip
    @ConnivingTurnip 11 лет назад +496

    I love Garrus: "You know, I meant for that to be a warning shot. Ah well."

  • @judgem0rt1s23
    @judgem0rt1s23 3 года назад +154

    "You're getting slow." says Wrex, who proceeds to point at the corpse as if to say "See? Right in front of you."

  • @chaozwulfy
    @chaozwulfy 6 лет назад +93

    I love how despite it being a quick reaction sort of thing, Garrus found the time to kneel and don the cool sniper pose~

    • @hansolav5924
      @hansolav5924 3 года назад +10

      sniping is kinda his schtick. so it should be second nature by then...if not First Nature. :P Down on one knee as the rifle comes up, target scoped, squeeze trigger. Target down. the bullet was away before he was even aware of having made the shot. :P

  • @Annarasumanara3
    @Annarasumanara3 11 лет назад +896

    I wish Legion could be a part of this DLC

    • @dethbreth8
      @dethbreth8 10 лет назад +334

      We have reached a consensus: Don't fuck with us

    • @glacier4286
      @glacier4286 10 лет назад +163

      Rouge process, terminated.

    • @patrickdalton361
      @patrickdalton361 7 лет назад +15

      Dual Wield Rogue*

    • @revangomez1087
      @revangomez1087 6 лет назад +59

      Legion: You are terminated.

    • @PaiSAMSEN
      @PaiSAMSEN 6 лет назад +100

      "There is less than 0.12 percent chance for the shot to miss at this range"

  • @MrSpawley
    @MrSpawley 10 лет назад +242

    Mordin : Had to be me someone else could have got it wrong :-P

    • @Spec0pleader
      @Spec0pleader 10 лет назад +13

      If only he was there!

    • @MrSpawley
      @MrSpawley 10 лет назад +21

      The datapad with Mordins work was priceless though - Breaking Omegas one rule 😮

    • @guifire9747
      @guifire9747 4 года назад +5

      @@MrSpawley Mordin is a chad

    • @cool_dude_like_really
      @cool_dude_like_really 3 года назад +1

      @@guifire9747 the Chad more like

    • @mysite1012
      @mysite1012 3 года назад +1

      @@MrSpawley I recently discovered that data pad. I almost died from laughing. "She was perfectly happy with reading...in bed." 🤣

  • @crazytuner111
    @crazytuner111 10 лет назад +388

    Joker: ......still waiting for that maintenance.

    • @theaa21
      @theaa21 7 лет назад +2

      crazytuner111 2 years and still waiting

    • @Camelotsmoon
      @Camelotsmoon 4 года назад +4

      Pile of dead Brooks bodies rotting away in the shuttle bay still.

  • @Albel217
    @Albel217 7 лет назад +294

    As usual, Garrus' response is the best :P

    • @jordanwilliams676
      @jordanwilliams676 3 года назад +5

      Lol no. Tali and Liara had the best quotes when killing Brooks this time.

    • @DavidHosey1
      @DavidHosey1 3 года назад +6

      @@jordanwilliams676 Tali maybe. Liara? Nah she had too basic of one

    • @sebastjankrek1744
      @sebastjankrek1744 3 месяца назад

      "Not at this range I won't" takes the cake for me

  • @mursac1959
    @mursac1959 9 лет назад +281

    Uh huh, sure Garrus. XD

    • @sebastjankrek1744
      @sebastjankrek1744 3 месяца назад

      A warning shot in the back with a sniper rifle, at that range, by someone who almost matched Shepard at shooting proficiency 😂

  • @Bafio24
    @Bafio24 11 лет назад +353

    Hahaha Tali "well I won't miss you, you crazy bosh'tet" the best

  • @RikkudoSennin
    @RikkudoSennin 10 лет назад +186

    "Uh...Maintenence to the shuttle bay..."

  • @gsimon123
    @gsimon123 4 года назад +57

    Garrus: "Ya know, I meant for that to be a warning shot...oh well."
    *known for his accuracy and kneeling in tactical position using scope at close range after a direct hit to the torso*

  • @qanh96
    @qanh96 8 лет назад +114

    garrus is my fav character in Mass Effect. I swear no one has more style than he does

  • @looinrims
    @looinrims 6 лет назад +36

    You know for EDI’s elevator speech it’s amazing she has no scene of shooting brooks

  • @PokeBattlerJaze
    @PokeBattlerJaze 10 лет назад +71

    3:10 Garrus: "You know, I meant for that to be a warning shot. Ah well."
    Bullshit, you don't miss XD

    • @sebastjankrek1744
      @sebastjankrek1744 3 месяца назад

      He meant it. How could he predict that Archangel would take over for a split second and adjust the calibrations 😂

  • @larrym5150
    @larrym5150 10 лет назад +34

    "You know I meant that to be a warning shot. Ah, well" Garrus is so fucking gangster lol. He may be a Turian, bet Garrus is still mah nigga!!!

    • @nou8257
      @nou8257 10 лет назад +1

      Garrus is the most Not-Turian that's Turian there is lolz.

  • @UniversalHeat
    @UniversalHeat 11 лет назад +40

    "You'll miss me"
    "Not at this range, I won't"
    YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • @arielfetters5662
    @arielfetters5662 4 года назад +47

    Lol at Liara's "As escape attempts go, I've seen better." :D

  • @R0gueM
    @R0gueM 3 года назад +57

    Ya know, after all this time, I still haven’t figured out why she thought she’d get away when an elite team is behind her with their weapons ready. Not very smart.

    • @sippy1sippy
      @sippy1sippy 3 года назад +6

      On a ship that's in the air as well

    • @indigothecat
      @indigothecat 3 года назад +16

      That's why, in my opinion, the Paragon interrupt is even more bad-ass. When Shepard-Commander says, "I'm pleading for YOURS!" It's cause she knows Brookes is stupidly trying escape already. She could have even said, "B!¥ch, I know you're trying to escape right now, don't be a dumb-arse." (Brookes wasn't being subtle, and everyone knows she's a hacker.)

    • @Strykerclass242
      @Strykerclass242 Год назад

      I personally think it’s because she got shafted from actually working with Shepard. I have a theory that Lawson was put in Shepard team because she brought them back, thinking they would be more comfortable around them rather than some jo-smo they’ve never met. She loses her chance to play hero with the hero of the citadel, so the second she finds a clone, she wakes them up, tries to kill the original so no one asks questions. When that doesn’t work, she believes she can get out of a situation that would absolutely get everyone in her shoes killed, because she believes she’s that damn good. But no, she’s not 😂.

  • @sierra4us
    @sierra4us 11 лет назад +73

    "And that's the moment the whole universe ran out of ammunition"
    "You know, I meant for that to be a warning shot"
    "Crap" instead of "Bomb"
    Garrus, your statements are always the best ^^

    • @mysite1012
      @mysite1012 3 года назад +1

      And thats why Garrus is the best character lol.

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 11 лет назад +93

    Joker: Ah Maintenance to the...
    Maintenance: NO!

  • @Sledge_369
    @Sledge_369 10 лет назад +77

    Maintenance Crew: Ahhh fuck. We can't make it, some Krogan decided to jump into the damn lake for fish or something..

  • @Egobyte83
    @Egobyte83 2 года назад +19

    FUN FACT: On this day, Joker's repeated calls to maintenance provided some much needed job opportunities to more than half of the Citadel's unemployed.

  • @nickmills8906
    @nickmills8906 3 года назад +30

    I find it pretty funny Joker's main line is basically "Cleanup on aisle 3"

  • @SweedishDelight
    @SweedishDelight 10 лет назад +45

    "Well I won't miss you, you crazy Bosh'tet." ~ Oh my god, this is why I love Tali :D

  • @RobertHarr1son
    @RobertHarr1son 10 лет назад +142

    3:09 Worst shot of Garrus ever. Best warning shot ever!

    • @Arrakeen10191
      @Arrakeen10191 10 лет назад +38

      Yeah, everyone knows he wouldnt miss on 5 yards distance, so thats not his worst shot, only his worst excuse for one.

    • @novazo1
      @novazo1 10 лет назад +5

      Arrakeen10191 Yeah he was just bullshting.

    • @RobertHarr1son
      @RobertHarr1son 10 лет назад

      Arrakeen10191 LOL

    • @ThePigeon5734
      @ThePigeon5734 3 года назад +3

      to be fair if they could apply medigel fast enough and they didn't hit her anywhere instantly fatal, it's a damn effective warning shot.

  • @alphamorion4314
    @alphamorion4314 4 года назад +29

    Shepard and Garrus, best one-liners EVAH.
    "Not at this range, I won't."
    "You know, I meant fot that to be a warning shot... oh well."

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 Год назад +1

      Joker: "Uh... Maintenance to the shuttle bay."

    • @RookCity94
      @RookCity94 Год назад

      Garrus can't even miss on purpose

  • @harrisonlichtenberg3162
    @harrisonlichtenberg3162 4 года назад +20

    "Not at this range, I won't"
    God damn this DLC has everything, even spicy one-liners.

  • @SapphireLove101
    @SapphireLove101 9 лет назад +47

    3:09 Kinda hard to give a "warning shot" with a sniper rifle, Garrus. Especially at that range. XD

  • @blamejoshgaming9983
    @blamejoshgaming9983 9 лет назад +76

    "well i wont miss you you crazy bosh'tet" ah Tali this is why you my favorite female character

  • @IanWeaver
    @IanWeaver 3 года назад +17

    Garrus has the best line.
    "Ah well."
    He seems so worked up about it.

  • @gorboreally7186
    @gorboreally7186 3 года назад +18

    I just love garrus's line ! The dry humour is perfect! "You know, I meant for that to be a warning shot. Ah, well." Thats gold right there.

  • @TwinklesTheChinchilla
    @TwinklesTheChinchilla 7 лет назад +30

    Tali goes postal and Garrus still has his wit. Best crew ever.

  •  11 лет назад +39

    And after the video, the guys at Maintainance were like stop shooting that woman already, we've cleaned it up at least six times now.

  • @NikeFilaReeboksPete
    @NikeFilaReeboksPete 10 лет назад +88

    Ah,maintanence to the shuttle bay?

  • @Middlefingestudios1
    @Middlefingestudios1 10 лет назад +66

    Javik, Garrus, Wrex had the best lines, Tali's was funny, but those three were the best

    • @jordanwilliams676
      @jordanwilliams676 3 года назад +1

      Disagree. In this one specific instance, Tali and Liara had the best lines.

    • @JustinStrife
      @JustinStrife 3 года назад +1

      @@jordanwilliams676 I disagree with you completely. I thought the others had better lines.

    • @mysite1012
      @mysite1012 3 года назад +2

      1. Garrus
      2. Shepard
      3. Javik
      4. Wrex
      Alll 4 were great and made me laugh.

  • @Luciferus200581
    @Luciferus200581 8 лет назад +26

    Joker: Maintenance to the shuttlebay.
    Maintenance: Ah c'mon! Do we ever get any rest?!

  • @erikam6164
    @erikam6164 8 лет назад +51

    1:30
    Shepard shoots Brooks......
    GANGSTA STYLE.

  • @alexmercer4707
    @alexmercer4707 10 лет назад +39

    Garrus: Uh, you know, I meant for that to be a warning shot... Ah, well. xD Gotta love Garrus

    • @albiewhite737
      @albiewhite737 10 лет назад +6

      He is the bro of all bros. Garrus is the Best.

  • @jonathaniannacone1559
    @jonathaniannacone1559 11 лет назад +40

    You'll miss me...
    Not at this range.
    Gotta love Shepard :)

  • @jakeadnams
    @jakeadnams 4 года назад +16

    Just imagine being the guy who cleans the bodies like “Ahhh all done good thing there are no more-“
    “Maintenance to the shuttle bay...”
    “Okay one more no problem.”
    “Maintenance to the shuttle bay.”
    “There shouldn’t be any more now that-“
    “Maintenance to the shuttle bay.”
    “I swear there better be no more things to clean in the shuttle bay!”
    “Maintenance to the shuttle bay.”
    “HOW ABOUT I JUST STAY DOWN THERE!!!”

  • @LilianOrchard
    @LilianOrchard 8 лет назад +63

    Sorry Joker, where was it you wanted us? Engineering?

  • @1classikai
    @1classikai 5 лет назад +13

    I love how Wrex does that pointing motion after saying “you’re getting slow” like the old man warrior he is😂

  • @tofton1977
    @tofton1977 3 года назад +8

    "I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my favorite spot on the Citadel!"

  • @DharkDemonBlade
    @DharkDemonBlade 10 лет назад +54

    why do shotguns, snipers, heavy pistols, and assault rifles sound the same?

    • @aserta
      @aserta 10 лет назад +38

      One could say because there's no gun powder and that the delivery method is identical only the outcome differs in terms of spread, penetration, distance etc etc, but in reality it's because after EA stuck it's hand in BioWare's ass everything was rushed and done halfassedly.
      There's plenty of examples through this whole dlc of rushing. I'd be rushing too if my fans were so pissed off about the ending of my story that i'd be forced to back track and release an alternate ending.

    • @IMissEsmee
      @IMissEsmee 10 лет назад +3

      Shotguns have a spread, they first advertised you dont have to be a crackshot to hit your target. Everyone else were elites and aiming before firing, so weapon type didn't really matter.

    • @DavidHosey1
      @DavidHosey1 3 года назад +1

      @@aserta the dlc doesn’t really feel rushed at all tho, honestly none of them do. More than likely they had ample time to handcraft whatever they wanted in stuff like this cause I can’t find any other problems. It’s also pretty likely that it’s fixed in legendary edition, since it’s a minor and easy to fix mistake

  • @mrstaller
    @mrstaller 10 лет назад +27

    So... about this "maintenance to the shuttle bay"...

  • @LonelyAlpha
    @LonelyAlpha 3 года назад +8

    “Not at THIS range I won’t.”
    Hahahaha legendary XD

  • @thatbloomer5642
    @thatbloomer5642 3 года назад +10

    I like how Garrus was in sniper position to fire a warning shot

  • @Phreezeybreeze
    @Phreezeybreeze 10 лет назад +13

    I love Garrus, "I meant for that to be a warning shot"

  • @robinshaw1487
    @robinshaw1487 10 лет назад +33

    aaaa..maintenance to the shuttlebay

  • @WarwallTheFaithful
    @WarwallTheFaithful 3 года назад +10

    Anyone else really wanting Garrus to say, "Boom, headshot".

  • @enjoythestruggle
    @enjoythestruggle 9 лет назад +8

    Garrus, amazing as always xD And Shepard's 'not at this range I won't' is one of his / her most badass lines imo.

  • @Sessyfan15
    @Sessyfan15 10 лет назад +14

    lmao loved Garrus'. "You know, I meant for that to be a warning shot. Ah, well."

  • @RenegadeGinger
    @RenegadeGinger 11 лет назад +30

    Maintenance to the shuttle bay.

    • @werty21100
      @werty21100 3 года назад

      Yeah I'm on it already you been saying that 5 times

  • @colonelsarge9207
    @colonelsarge9207 8 лет назад +37

    lol Garrus can't even miss correctly

  • @javypotter1994
    @javypotter1994 Год назад +2

    Everyone: *armed to the teeth*
    Brooks: “What if I ran”

  • @MarkArandjus
    @MarkArandjus 8 лет назад +2

    "Not at this range, I won't." Oooh, nice.

  • @jeromesears6586
    @jeromesears6586 7 лет назад +7

    Garrus had the funniest line..."that was meant to be a warning shot". lol

  • @hellowhat890
    @hellowhat890 3 года назад +6

    "I'm pleading for yours..."
    Is that line a reference to when Picard says it in Star Trek: Insurrection?

  • @ohmyflippiningod
    @ohmyflippiningod 8 лет назад +23

    Ah, maintenance to the shuttle bay?

  • @davydteather6822
    @davydteather6822 8 лет назад +5

    I wonder what kaidan would say if he shot her.

  • @MarshTheYoutubeChannel
    @MarshTheYoutubeChannel 2 года назад +5

    "Not at this range I won't" is a fantastic line

  • @the_dropbear4392
    @the_dropbear4392 6 лет назад +3

    I like how Garrus took his time to kneel fully down and aim down the site of his sniper

  • @zakstorm5171
    @zakstorm5171 11 лет назад +7

    Garrus's reaction is just one more reason he is my favorite character.

  • @SilberKrieger66
    @SilberKrieger66 8 лет назад +5

    Garrus' aim is so good, he can't even do warning shots anymore

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 Год назад +1

    Brooks’ face is so strangely detailed and emotive.

  • @vinceA3748
    @vinceA3748 3 года назад +2

    The writing in this game is some of the best I have ever heard. The dialogue and banter are just priceless for the entire Clone DLC. One of the few games I'll play over and over just to hear the different dialogue from the characters.

  • @roseJ96
    @roseJ96 7 лет назад +6

    I like how Joker's just like, "Shit, I am NOT cleaning up this body."

  • @TheDohnalek
    @TheDohnalek 10 лет назад +9

    "Admit it, you"ll miss me." BOOM "Not at this range I won't." :-D

  • @Skrugger55
    @Skrugger55 Год назад +1

    Maintenance to the shuttle bay the same person keeps getting shot

  • @tntkff9901
    @tntkff9901 Год назад +1

    "Everybody's eyes are on me and they're armed to the teeth. Time for my cunning escape tactic: running in a straight line!"

  • @josesuarez7484
    @josesuarez7484 9 лет назад +7

    This is so damn satisfying to watch...

  • @nagylevi3827
    @nagylevi3827 3 года назад +3

    When I read everyone, for some reason I thought there may be a scenario where everyone does it at the same time.

    • @dhwwiiexpert
      @dhwwiiexpert 3 года назад

      That would’ve looked awesome!

    • @mysite1012
      @mysite1012 3 года назад +1

      "And that's when the universe ran out of ammo" -Garrus Vakarian
      Would have been an awesome scene had this happened.

  • @2183Spectre
    @2183Spectre 10 лет назад +16

    Garrus and Tali had the best lines heh