THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE 9 - OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A CULT
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
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The Magistratum Mundanus appeared first on the black pants legion Podcast: open.spotify.c... in October of 2022.
History/Context : The Magistratum Mundanus is a roleplaying session set in the Marginalia of Warhammer 40k. Tex, an out of practice DM of Rogue Trader and Dark Heresy brushed off his very dusty skills (after a 10 year hiatus of DMing no less!) to tell a story of . . . well. . . you'll see.
The magistratum Mundanus itself is a homebrew of FFG's Dark heresy 1 and 2, along with several select modifications to small arms and explosion rules to ensure combat is faster, more lethal, and stupidity is curtailed regarding willy-nilly use of violence. Regardless of this, the team does what it does.
Further: This is non canon in the extreme, and is based largely upon what Tex remembered from his heyday of 40k lore and the fandom, and is in no way whatsoever relevant to the current world as it stands, its current lore, or should ever be judged on the accuracy thereof.
Note: This is a game among friends having fun. The audio gets better over time as we were figuring out what in the hell we were doing. Please enjoy!
Also - This is a fan made creation. All rights are reserved by the actual copyright holders. The Art however, is by Eldonious Rex. Glory be to his skills.
"I remind myself to give Grigglak a medal for being brave enough to stand in front of a flamer." Underrated moment.
"You were carrying a burrito in a suspicious manner" 🤣
Ricky - sometimes when the smog clears, I can see this really shiny thing in the sky.
Uriah - you can see the sky? I thought you lived in a hive.
Me - no, that's the giant fuckoff sun lamp so the hivers dont work in total darkness...
I was wondering if that's what it was! Just a big ceiling lamp in the underhive. Makes more sense than Ricky climbing all the way up top to see the sky
Fun fact: Gun Metal city is built into the walls of a volcanic caldera. The city once attempted to span the gap but repeated colapses resulted in the attempts to cease. The hive stacks only along the volcano walls rather than the entire city. As a result the “upper hive” is the not the top level but rather the buildings on The upper rim.
It is one of the few Hives in which the sky is open at some region of most levels. Though the sky is commonly obscured by heavy smoke and ash from the vast smelters at the caldera floor.
Aka it’s a giant bowl. Not a steel mountain.
We made them based on the design of toasters. Toasters are among humanity's greatest inventions. It can do anything from heating to lighting, to interrogation, to being a weapon.
The only thing they cannot do is prep food.
Psy check: Subject is a Teddy bear, haunted by ghost of bicycle
The really funny thing is that as nasty as footsie soup is, its probably a 'step up' from what you'd get on a hive world where they process it all the way through to corpse starch
Corpse Starch is probably processed n sanitized in a way that won't give you prion disease.
This piece of art of Delta squad is just beautiful.
Using 9-1-1 dispatch forum to build a campaign... pure genius or madness, but true dedication to the craft.
Grigglak, son of Grigglak, being of the class grigglak, made me think of the many Zathras from Babylon 5, each with a very slight difference in pronunciation.
Nobody listens to Zathras.... :(
"Sad life, probably sad death, but at least there is symmetry"
Made the mistake of listening to this during lunch. On soup day.
*„Glaubst du, das macht mir Angst? Du weißt nichts von den Füßen, die ich gesehen habe!!!“*
- Leutnant Victor Von Foch
Die Strafe folgt auf dem Fuße
Can I get that I low Gothic by any chance?
@chthulu27
In English via RUclips translate:
"Do you think that scares me!?! You know the feet I saw!"
@@Darqshadow You know nothing of the feet I saw
@@tusken9669 thank you, tis nearly midnight for me so my brain is a tad slow.
Meat bunker is now a phrase I need to figure out how to fix or into a conversation at least once in my life.
Play dnd. Trust me, you would be surprised how easy it is to fine yourself in a meat bunker
@@killmethennnow I've played D&D since high school back in the 90s. We have done a lot of crazy stuff. The thing I've always loved about role-playing games is you have never ever ever heard everything that could be said.
Yeah I've got one. My inner 16 year old is giggling.
"With burning tires you just peel out and leave". (Kome looks out the bay door and facepalms).
"You speed off towards the call and as you near the scene you hear a "Bump, Bump".
God this is great. Poor dog.
Hmmm, a mascot… either a Sword wielding frog in uniform of Magistratum Mundanus riding Theodore the Bear into battle ooooor Teddy bear wielding a sword riding Frognatius into battle against crime, also in uniform of course!!! 😂
OMG... first ratling that survived meeting them :D
Well, first that survived fully intact. There have been two before that survived, the Ratling that surrendered, and the ratling Landlord. One with a solid chunk missing, the other with a very broken leg.
To add to the feet puns from last episode, the meat plant dude really got brought to heel
At least he was the sole proprietor of his business... If it was really good soup, he might end up becoming a footnote of local history...
I assume that the soup didn't include any milk products - was a great alternative for lack-toes intolerant people... 😂
the moment they spotted that car i knew some kind of crime was afoot
Just a casual Courtesy Flush reference to Tex Murphy. Thanks for all the entertainment over the years.
Not even two minutes in and you've already caused perils of the warp...
These guys are speedrunning police calls. Great series!
There's a strange joy that everyone refuses to use fate points to reroll anything. Makes the whole thing feel more chaotic and bumbling
Considering how often the fate-point rerolls they _have_ tried turn out catastrophically worse, I'm not sure I blame them.
From suddenly warp darkness to Suddenly Demon ya i would abvoid rerolling as well
+1 just for the reference to the tires debris being waffle stomped.
I appreciate the references to Dr. Henry Killenger
This campaign is just pure epic every time XD
As a deputy sheriff, I feel these calls, I know these calls and I absolutely appreciate the nonsense y’all talk about them. ❤
I spent the last 20 minutes of this laughing so hard my face now hurts. Thank you.
Tex... do you know how much it hurts to try and not laugh so you dont wake up the entire house? Blessed Slaanesh this is good
I imagine its as hard as keeping 18 tires and 40tons straight on a snowy road at night after receiving nurgles blessing.
That these calls are all based on actual legit calls tickles me to no end.
The magic man Victor refers to is henri killinger from venture bros.
I stole a lot of my best zingers from that show, I'd re-watched it in the middle of this game.
@@TheOnlyMasterChefHi Dep!!
Howdy
"Meet Bunker", sounds on par, maybe even cannon for 40k.
Especially its a Night Lord or Emperor's Children traitor marine involved.
Eldonius made a fantastic jobb with the art.
Viktor: At least zis time zey are not my unit
Sky bird blot out sun
Is that chocolate?!?
Oh goddamn.
"We need to confirm the dog."
_siiigh, drop it in R, roll back for another THUMP-thump_
"Confirmed, sir."
Old man screaming "my burritos"
This is like Real Stories of 911 crossed with Reno 911 and then wigged out on...something, I don't know what, but it's powerful and I want to know where I can buy a gram.
Also: G-17 Central, this is Delta. We have resolved the incident involving the injured dog...with the tires of our vehicle.
Just had to satiate the Machine Spirit's thirst for blood :D
@@Blazo_DjurovicI think the Machine Spirit has taken on Delta Squads enthusiasm for bloodshed with great gusto and love
31:07 I got that reference, not because I watched your lets play, it's because I remember being kid playing the demo in the early 1990's. Gawd damn, I just got sent back in time.
And you just know that some time when they go out on patrol sometime, the Bear is going to be dressed in full Magistratum uniform with helmet, and everyone will think the Mechanicus armorer did it cause he has a soft side, till they see the "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY" stamped on the belly and discover that it's been rigged with an anti gravity generator (Like a cherubim) and modified chain-sword in the mouth. because clearly it's tactical advantage was severely lacking before. The first time they activate it they are thinking "Claymore mine" And instead the eyes glow and it revs up the chainsword teeth and flies at the enemy to "chew" them to bits.
You have been charged with possession of a burrito with intent to consume, how do you please?
Delicious your Honor.
With how fucked up the 40k universe is, when you guys rolled up on the kid I had the most horrible feeling. Then the second you mentioned the box with misspelled words I thought “oh Jesus are they gonna go full Seven on this?” Like the kid is in pieces and on his forehead is the stamp of Slanesh with a some fucked up note saying “Best regards to the Croma Novan. A body for a body”. Then it turned into something wholesome and I had a cathartic tear drop moment. (Forever friend Granny really made this a justifiable reaction. This is a universe where god doesn’t love you and will remind you constantly.).
And to deputy I gotta say you cracked me up with the call about the camping teens. I’ve done something similar at the hospital I work at with teens who skateboard through the parking lot. These dipshits ignored me when I told them to go and I just said “Okay but if finger Freddy comes by don’t say I didn’t warn you”. One kid stopped dead in his tracks and went white as a sheet and asked “who the fuck is finger Freddy”. I just shrugged and said. “He’s the local pedo who keeps combing through here looking for cans. We’ve told him to go away but he keeps coming around here round this time. That’s why I’m out here.” Little bastards took off like a bay out of hell. It took everything I had not to laugh my ass off as they ran. Never saw another kid skateboarding again in the lot. 😂
lmfao
Foot Golem? Let's Monty Python this shit.
I have greatly enjoyed getting to listen on the way to work every other day. Thank you to all involved in making this, and getting it to us.
This is the most fantastic series ever
20:18 It is noted.
Magistrsum mundumbass!
"barbarian warlord" wait... That implies that Griglak was the leader of a people. Considering how smart he is about new things something tells me that he truly is from a death word
Edit: also I love the subtle implication that Ricky's (and by extension most) underhive works on a barter system of basic needs, guns and drugs
Barter economies as a workaround are not uncommon in cases of hyperinflation. They're also somewhat more resistant to it. Given the fact that in early 90's Russia being paid part of your wage in bottles of vodka was not uncommon, I could imagine underhives working on a barter economy being one of the more frighteningly realistic aspects of 40K.
@@DiggingForFacts I know it's just one of those little things that you never really think about but when someone points it out it's a case of "oh... Why didn't I realize that before"
@@DiggingForFacts : It's not barter if it's got a purity seal good enough to pay off the IRS.
As a long time Shadowrun GM, the G17 captain is my spirit animal for every time my players go out and find some new madness off the beaten path.
Did not expect to see one of these uploaded in the middle of night, pleasant surprise.
whoever decided to upload it in the middle of the night, your work ethic is a bit too good to be honest, you might wanna tone that back a little.
Could have been uploaded months ago and pre sheduled to be made availiable at a specific date and time. Since this RPG campaign is at least a year old.
@@SonsOfLorgarduly noted
@@grizzlyadams5410 Tex has also stated that he has a chronic issue called workaholic
Does the techpriest have a full set of Ratling choppers now?
Oh shit! I love this release schedule! Just when I think I'm going to have to wait an entire week or longer for another drop, here we are!
I don't mean to be presumptuous, but I was thinking of writing a short story about Grigglak returning to his homeworld for a stretch while admins try to sort things out. It just seemed like it had a lot of potential for some very amusing stories as Grigglak tries to explain the imperium to the other members of his tribe.
To be clear: I have Aspergers syndrome, so I have NO idea if this would be appropriate or not. Can anyone more socially aware please advise?
Fanfics are fanfics 😊
sounds like a great story. just needs some decent writing.
@jamesyoung8861 , I've been told I'm a decent writer and my general 40K lore knowledge is fairly solid. I would just need to read up a little about feral worlds.
@@chthulu27 I am also autistic and would be interested to read this if you made it even if it was only a oneshot
@@chthulu27 “grigglak travel on metal sky bird to scary place with dragons and sticks that go bang and make things dead from far away. Grigglak also have magic sword and best friend frog now.”
Love the series so much fun
"Ass kicking from a foot golem"... I'm stealing that...
Grigglak smash!
I want to transcribe all of the results of the dice rolls, and dialog into a script so this whole series can be pitched as a movie.
I like to imagine that Grigglak does not do warcries. He does not hurl himself at danger with a shattering shout for violence, he remains stoic and stark at all times. Whenever it comes to beat up a poor sop, Grigglak faces that challenge with a somber sigh and a dulled expression, for that is what he has been put in this galaxy to do, and so he must do his work. He must take out the trash.
😂 My ribs hurt! Laughing so hard!
Come on, Tex. There is no WAY a Krieger veteran would even BLINK at the idea of using a pile of corpses as improvised cover.
Thank was great, thank you. Love the crazy dispatch call.
Only through half of this episode so far.
This is the most Reno 911 shit yet. :D
This episode is the closest deputy has come to being the pyro.
I'm here for it, wish they used the flamer more.
I had to drop my patreon for financial reasons last year, but if it helped fund this in anyway, well thats money well spent right there.
50:00 Chekhov's flamer
Ok...i feel there is a threeway ship between Victor, the vehicle and Colm.
Spend less money on candles
no
Corpse starch cubes are apparently really addictive in 40k.
First. jokes aside, I absolutely love this series.
I have to find this forum for dispatchers... This sounds like an absolute scream. 😂
I was hoping Grigglak would roll to see if he could kick the wizard in the ribs repeatedly without killing him. Some good ol fabioned police brutality.
Grigglak has a long and storied history of failing to pull his punches, I doubt he'd be any better at restraining his kicks.
doggy :(
HAHAHA YES I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT!
Feet for the footstool.
Victor reminds me of Romantically apocalyptic comic.
Hide in the MEAT BUNKER
Colenso the Melt-eficent
here is candy you are very good
31:10
Did Crowind just make a fucking Tex Murphy reference?
There is a hand swarm in D&D, so maybe feet too?
The smell of de-feet is everywhere.
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I love the use of it, but i geel like requiring drive checks at every use, that have a less than 50% chance of success is far too difficult. I feel like simple point A to B driving shoukd be automatic and rolls for fancy/stunt driving should need checks. You don’t need to make walk checks just to get down the street.
None of the characters are famiar with driving, and this is a monster truck into busy hive traffic. And a faliour is only a minor collision usually.
If there is feet meat soup, are there also handwiches?
Oh man please post that 911 dispatch forum. I need these for my Cyberpunk RED campaign.
cab teddy bears be servitorised?
✌
4th!
But in all honesty, this series is great! Tha k you guys for putting this all together 😁
Holy fucking shit, these are inspired by real call logs.
HAHAHAHAHA
Playing Darktide and listening to this is great. 😆