1:52 It's Russian but the letters are mixed. Correct text would be: В СЛЕДСТВИИ НЕУПЛАТЫ МЫ ВЫНУЖДЕНЫ УВЕДОМИТЬ ВАС О ВЫСЕЛЕНИИ ВЫ ОБЯЗАНЫ ПОКИНУТЬ КВАРТИРУ В ТЕЧЕНИЕ НЕДЕЛИ В СЛУЧАЕ НАРУШЕНИЯ МЫ ВЫНУЖДЕНЫ ????? ОБРАТИТЬСЯ В СУД ВЫСЕЛЕН It means: Due to non-payment you are being evicted. You must vacate the apartment within a week. In case of non-compliance we will have to sue. Stamp says "EVICTED"
Edvardas Leskauskas jack: I can't read that, give me subtittles me: well, same, even though I'm russian спасибо, без этого комментария я бы не понял, что вообще происходит
Hello. I'm from Russia. The letter says "you're evicted". But the main character is a mental disorder (Dyslexia litteris) because of which he cannot read because the letters are reversed. The sign says "Welcome to Crow Creeks." Hope I helped.
I agree with you, I am sad about this to. At the beginning, it was really fun and I loved it, but as it continued, it began getting less and less enjoyable. There isn't as much story being told anymore, the neighbor doesn't seem to be as scary, there are so many bugs in this build that its hard to enjoy playing the game, with each build it seems as less and less is being added, and more besides these reasons. I just really hope they fix this soon and the game goes back to being thrilling and fun like it used to be, because I really love this game and I don't want to end up not liking it. And come on, people are PAYING for this, at least make it somewhat worth their money.
1:52 Translation from Russian: For failure to pay, we are forced to notify you of eviction. You must vacate the apartment within a week. In case of non-compliance we will be forced to file a lawsuit. EVICTED
This game had so much potential. It had a unique and interesting concept, a super intelligent AI that learns from its environment. Now, it just seems like all the developers care about is cramming in as many floors and secrets as possible.
Probably because the game was just a concept without much substance, and in releasing it during alpha to get more support and hype they'd already blown most of what they had. Now they have to keep getting more and more outrageous just to live up to the hype and provide new stuff.
HEY JACK. *TIPS* I said the same thing on marks last one so here ya go ma friend. Good luck. 1. All doors with locks have keys 2. In the room where you need to jump around the gate to get in, hit all apple paintings for secret passageway 3. You ARE able to get up to the roof and get anywhere meaning even that box suspended by ropes off the side 4. There are secret doors to find while walking the tram/trolley road 5. There is a "glitch" (not really) wall that you can crouch through (I forgot where sorry) and behold MORE SECRETS 6. When you eventually DO get to the tram/trolley road, there are stops and some of those have passages that ARE ACCESSIBLE but are really high up on the wall 7. Almost all doors are able to be opened *(even ones that are high up on the walls or upside down or whatever)* so use your box stacking skills 8. Related to #3, once up on the roof/suspended box, it does have an opening which will lead you to a mini (and kinda tedious) game which will then unlock something to help you along and YOU REALLY WANT THIS THING 9. Glue and more importantly umbrellas will be your best friends *SO USE THEM* 10. If you haven't already told from the previous alphas, box stacking will get you far but in this one it's basically like going to the edge of the universe and back it will help that much 11. If this tip list seems kinda vague I'm sorry and I'm trying to be as clear as I can without spoilers And there you go. Tips to float, nope, FLOOD your boat to get around. 👍
Ilianna McCaskill Holy shit, are you some sort of MI5 type agent? BTW I hope you get so many more likes, so jack sees it and maybe takes these tips onboard 👌👍
me, in front of The Neighbour™'s yard, holding a ghettoblaster over my head at 3am in the morning: " *OUR* HOUSE. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. *O U R* H O U S E . I N T H E M I D D L E"
This is what happens to a game when the developer stops caring about it working and starts caring about youtube making it go viral. A game whos alpha 2 is the best version.
That text hard to read for russians too. A letter says: "On fact of nonpayment we have to notify you about your eviction. You must leave your apartment during the week. In case of violation we will forced to go to court." A sign near most of levers says - "Emergency door opening." Text on the station says: left - " Mill " right - "Bad company" Text over train map says - "The Subconscious Subway"
Everyone playing Hello Neighbour in 2017: interested in the lore Jack playing Hello Neighbour: I hope when someone kills me I won't scream like a strangled badger
For me the issue with this game is that it's way too all over the place. If they cut it down, made it more streamline and stopped making it obscure just for obscurity's sake, it would be much better. The game is much too open and it feels like there's no direction, which makes it really frustrating and unfun to play. Also, of course, there's the factor of how bad the controls are, and how random the Neighbor seems to be. I would mention all of the glitches and bugs, but since it's still in development I'm really hoping those will be fixed. But I have to agree with you; this game feels like a major flop. There's no real story, and it's just frustrating to play now, it feels like you just wander around with no direction. Super disappointing for me, it had such an interesting theme in the beginning.
+EzScam you do realize the game is coming out in less than a month. "Beta" generally means it is the complete game, besides buy fixed and very minor changes. The main reasons betas are released is to build hype, and so people can report bugs. I can guarantee you nothing major will change when the full game releases.
+EzScam When 80% of your game is hidden behind secrets then you're doing something wrong. I don't want to have to go through forums or spend hours fiddling with things in the same old house just to find SOME value in it. A game needs to be fun outside of the obscure little secrets.
Kind of agree.. they need to stop leading people on with the hype and 'omg the next update is less than a month away'. They need to focus on actually making the game good, work on the mechanics, the story, fix all of the bugs and when it's actually ready, it can be released. Just seeing so much of it being the same or fustratingly still broken... just makes me not care. I loved the theory about the neighbor being like Foust but I just don't care anymore. Still, thanks for playing it Jack, your videos are always fun!
That's what I said. That's what testers are for... I think what happened is they added new areas and scenes, but in adding them it somehow broke the ENTIRE game somehow. I really hope they fix this stuff soon.
I think they're trying too hard to make the house wacky and weird, and not putting any actual purpose into the plot. The entire game is always about finding your way into that one door, just to have nothing on the other side. Like with that one alpha not too long ago, it ended with the neighbor crying in the corner, and I thought "Oh wow. I bet a super dramatic cutscenes is coming up." And then we get "nope. Fuck you. Wait for the next game like the well trained dog you are, when we decide to just flip the script, with an even more ridiculous house."
This game started out quite good with the main objective being 'get into the secret door and find out what's behind it', and it used to be fun when he set up traps and it would be increasingly difficult to get into the house, and you had to plan and improvise, but now they have made the house way too big and random, and all it seems to be is get in and look around. They have gone too far with this and made it into something terrible. They should have stuck with their original idea.
It was better if they actualy CHECKED THE BETA before releasing it Lots of glitches-checked Animations missing-checked Story confusing but intrusting-checked
shadow glitch They should've just re scripted the whole beta to begin with, it has no effort put into it, literally now the alpha is better than the beta
Things still feel empty, flat, and boring. The game has broken mechanics STILL and the mechanics weren't even good to begin with. The only time this game actually scares you is with a jumpscare, this game should be more focused on the environment and the house. But the house feels so huge and so empty that once youre on a differant floor you are basically safe. This game can still become great! But right now things look to be the exact same
Jurshmagursh :D no offense but your actually dumb this game is way more devolved than u think jack may think it's the same but the coded in secrets and everything makes this game search on RUclips for a person named 8 bit ninja he goes in on how in depth this game is he and all other you tubers still haven't figured out all the secrets to the last update and they all are jumping into this one to figure the new ones out
When 80% of your game is hidden behind secrets then you're doing something wrong. I don't want to have to go through forums or spend hours fiddling with things in the same old house just to find SOME value in it. A game needs to be fun outside of the obscure little secrets.
*TIPS FOR JACK* Jack there are 3 big new areas that I don't think you have explored, 2 are accessed through the top areas. You need keys to all of the 3 areas. They incorporate new mechanics to the game and when you complete the areas you get a new ability for each one completed. Hint one of the areas is in the big hanging crate on the side of the house, you can float over to it with an umbrella if you beat it you get double jump. The next area is behind a bunch of boxes at the end of a hallway and you need the green key, to get passed the things in that area you have to hide in the lockers. That unlocks being able to shake off the neighbor when he catches you. The final area is through the exit door on the main floor, you need double jump to complete this area. Please like so Jack sees
The Final Station has a new DLC with more story, more monsters, and you get to drive a MUSCLE CAR! It's called "The Only Traitor" and hopefully it will help answer more questions you had about the original series, but you'll probably need to watch your original series or play again just to get familiar with all the characters and names before you jump in. MONUMENT VALLEY 2 CAME OUT!!! It's amazing! Ori and the Blind Forest had a sequel announced at E3, called Ori and the Will of the Wisps! It doesn't have a release date yet but it looks amazing and you need to play it when it comes out! I also have two more game suggestions - Northgard, which is a viking game where you claim land, fight off other viking tribes, and more. It’s kind of a resource management game but it’s really fun. You should also check out “Seasons After Fall”. It’s very much like Ori and the Blind Forest and also oddly reminds me of Night in the Woods. All of these are on Steam. LIKE THIS SO JACK CAN SEE!
Some russian translations I figured out: The letter basically says that the main character is getting kicked out of his apartment because he stopped paying. 3:48 - The sign says "Welcome to Crow Creek." 16:25 - "Windmill" going left and I can't figure out the one to the right. I am russian, but I can't even figure out some of them because they are all scrambled words.
Honestly, I kinda agree that this game doesn't give as much hype anymore, most things are the same at the same time I wanna see more of the game just to see what the secrets are.
The letters are switched around but it actually means " You've been kicked out due to not paying rent. You must vacate the apartment in a week. Otherwise we will press charges." "Kicked Out" Please like so Jack can see this and he can now what it says ok thank you in advanced
I prefer having them release a game that's finished and that everyone enjoys rather than pulling out a crap ton of prereleases (with BUGS, again, this isn't just a game being updated with each release, it's a game being MADE, which isn't really ideal). Mostly because if you release a game so many times the expectations will be higher and, in the end, the fans upset and/or unimpressed with the final result.
Betas can have bugs. But I exspect the game to be better than alpha. Not only is it buggier. but everything seems actively worse. Plot, AI atmosphere. Instead of spooky or tense its just anoying >.
The developers need to work of getting rid of bugs and fixing certain mechanics rather than adding new areas and places to go. They need to work on what's more important
Wtf did the developers smoke before releasing this beta? None of it works... what a train wreck. I found the game very interesting before and love all of the theories coming out about the story line. It adds a level of mystery that I love. But holy hell, they have moved like 14 pegs down with this beta. Again, wtf?
The letter in the beginning is an anagram in Russian. It says: "Due to non-payment you are being evicted. You must vacate the apartment within a week. In case of non-compliance we will have to sue." the stamp says "EVICTED"
Haha no problem! Most of the work was done by a reddit user, I just had to figure out the stamp. It's pretty rare to find a name like mine in an English speaking country, so that's pretty cool:)
I think they were re-coding stuff for the sake of cutscenes and decided its enough progress to call it an update. (my teory with no research to prove it) I'm suprised they let it out so glitched though. I mean... they HAD TO see at least some of theese glitches when they were testing how animations work in the actual gameplay...
It's like people forget what alphas and betas are for and what they mean... Expecting bugs to be fixed and anything about the game to be in good shape in either stage is ignorant. Just because you are going from alpha to beta doesn't necessarily mean anything drastic changes. The lack of patience and failure to hold criticism before a game has even released is why a lot of indie games can't live to see the light of day through development. These builds are by no means implied to be complete they are there to simply be public tests through development, not something to be taken at base value as a completed experience. (Yes I'm posting this everywhere I see it needs to be.)
OK... so here's the actual story behind this. You get evicted from you apartment, and have nowhere else to go other than your childhood home. Your mother died and you were the only child. After the death your father became a crazy guy who doesn't want you to see what he has done to the house. You, of course, are a curious fellow, and so you continue trying to find the secret to your newly renovated childhood home, but your apparent father try's to kick you out but never kills or knocks you out because you're his son. So then, you get the power to double jump, and push your daddy away (accordingly to alpha 4)
for everyone complaining about no content in the game, Alpha to beta symbolizes a lock in the story, NOT EVERY SINGLE UPDATE CAN BE A REVAMP OF THE ENTIRE GAME. and not every single update has to add to the story either. and everybody complaining about bugs, DO YOU THINK THIS DOESNT HAPPEN IN OTHER GAMES? EVERY SINGLE GAME WILL HAVE A SHIT TON OF BUGS IN ALPHA AND BETA THATS WHY THERE ARE UPDATES
no these kinds of bugs and glitches are meant to be in alpha not beta understand there showing little to no respect for players when they release a game that is filled with this many issues the reason so many games arent released to the public in beta and alpha is because they arent enjoyable and this represents that entirely this game is nearly unplayable and anything theyve added is wrought with bugs enough that you could never enjoy it
The alpha is where the developers implement the fundamentals of the game, the core mechanics, however there seems to be a lack of such. The beta is where development is no longer focused on "Development" so to speak, but rather on bug crushing. So its quite disappointing that there seems to be such a lack of progress.
There is a lot more to the game than you think but jack just can't find the secrets like the more levels and power ups and puzzles, its not just about sneaking into the basement anymore because if it was then they wouldn't have made the house so big
Morphstar changeling Yea like wtf i can't even open the door to finish the fucking game... And it always glitches when i get at red room mini game like i'm so dissapointed... Hope the developers fix the game because next month the full game is coming or else I just fucking wasted $30.
very disappointing they changed it so much with every update:( i was so excited for this game but wouldn't even consider getting it now, but still great video jack as always!
Jack, the door that you said lead to nothing is actually unlocked now. It's the door at 14:48 - If you go through it, it actually triggers a new minigame!!!! Like so he can see
no because this shitty bug ridden game needs to die for disrespecting its player base this much to release this crap and expect people to enjoy it i dont care if its beta or not its nearly unplayable
Jack you should really play slime rancher again. They updated it a lot since the last time you played. They added 6 new slimes and 2 new areas. They also added a thing called slime science that allows you to build different gadgets like your own teleporters and turrets that automatically kill tarrs. The game is actually leaving early access on August 1st.
+Killer Creeper catch me here late because I’m rewatching this series, but the original commenter meant the (shimmy shammy) when he was climbing the ladder
I feel like ever since they made the house like defy logic it went down hill. In the beginning there were all kinds of theories like "what's with the class room?" And "did he kill his wife?" Or "what's behind the door"? And now I feel like it's just nonsense
I get that it's an indie game and funding is hard, but maybe work on the actual mechanics and making the point of the game more obvious. People are interested... until they get frustrated trying to work with broken mechanics, or trying to figure out what the hell's the point
I was expecting the BETA to have more of a story and maybe less glitches and better mechanics. Really there are just a few new cutscenes and more glitches. All TinyBuild truly changed was the title from Alpha to Beta. It's sad, especially considering all the time I've spent trying to figure the game out.
ACSilvereye if you look at some theory RUclips videos and such you will see there are tons of Easter eggs and actually a pretty deep plot considering it's in beta
Does anyone notice that in the beginning the car goes maybe a bit too fast but we know what that means.... SPEED IS KEY!!!!!! OMG 300 Likes thanks you so much this is the most likes I've ever gotten thank you!!! I'm also a huge fan of jack he is the best and I love this series
JAAAAAAAAAACK THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO -You need to follow the tracks to up where was the generator you need to turn that off so it un freezes the freezer then you get the keycard -How to get the crowbar to work you need to take the crowbar to bathtub then turn the water and it's not hot anymore then get to the door and open -secrets will be yours
Jack there is a lot more into it. You can have powers by doing mini-games which needs a certain key to do.Those powers are used inside the basement. Some are double jump, being able to punch the neighbor once to escape and etc. Please like so jack can see this. I don't need many likes. I need just enough likes to make it visible to jack.
But those gimmicky powers won't save this buggy game. This game was advertised with an 'advanced' ai, but all it does is just follow you around the house until you reach the upstairs, where you don't even have to deal with him anymore. The game plays really awkwardly, filled with bugs and clipping with the environment and just isn't fun. The only thing this game has going for it is the story, but that isn't enough to make the game any more fun to play.
The new shit they are adding is absolutely USELESS. That's the thing. Superpowers aren't gonna save the game, in the begging, the game never spun around superpowers anyway! They are only relying on the youtubers who do videos on the game for views. The game isn't interesting anymore, specially for new players. They pushed stuff too far and the actual purpose of the game was hidden, the simplicity of the game and the amount of complexity there is to it is no longer balanced, it's now about how much lore or complexity there is, it's the quality of it. The game is only good for the people who make theories on it, the game itself went too far and isn't interesting anymore... I don't know how to word it. It seems like it's walking backwards.
Jack! Play a game called Malachi! (Horror game) it's about a family and gave their child a doll and they family goes missing and then you have to search the house for clues trying to avoid the doll.
Lolllll I do feel though that we've just had more access to this game in it's early phases than we normally do with games...... Idk, I want to continue having high hopes...
Casey Lazuli The problem is that they gave a good concept and promised to elaborate on it. No, all they have is the same concept, with the same no story and same garbage gameplay. They have not actually fixed or improved anything at all.
yeah i feel like besides the intro before u even start playing that theres no story to it and no direct objective besides get into house and snoop around
"Don't leave this house it's beautiful!"
*1 minute later*
"WHY ARE YOU LOOKING BACK THIS PLACE IS HORRIBLE!"
Jacksepticeye knowledge everyone.
You noticed that too :)
Ginger Nuts ikr XD
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1:52 It's Russian but the letters are mixed. Correct text would be:
В СЛЕДСТВИИ НЕУПЛАТЫ МЫ ВЫНУЖДЕНЫ УВЕДОМИТЬ ВАС О ВЫСЕЛЕНИИ
ВЫ ОБЯЗАНЫ ПОКИНУТЬ КВАРТИРУ В ТЕЧЕНИЕ НЕДЕЛИ
В СЛУЧАЕ НАРУШЕНИЯ МЫ ВЫНУЖДЕНЫ ????? ОБРАТИТЬСЯ В СУД
ВЫСЕЛЕН
It means:
Due to non-payment you are being evicted. You must vacate the apartment within a week. In case of non-compliance we will have to sue.
Stamp says "EVICTED"
Hooray! Someone actuallt bothered! Thanks :D
Edvardas Leskauskas
jack: I can't read that, give me subtittles
me: well, same, even though I'm russian
спасибо, без этого комментария я бы не понял, что вообще происходит
Thanks man that was helpful
Edvardas Leskauskas thank you so mucj
Edvardas Leskauskas b
Hello. I'm from Russia. The letter says "you're evicted". But the main character is a mental disorder (Dyslexia litteris) because of which he cannot read because the letters are reversed. The sign says "Welcome to Crow Creeks." Hope I helped.
Oh, that's so cool! Thank you for explaining xD
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Hey What's Up Guys It's Scarce Here He say "Let's hope it comes to Jack."
ty bros :D
Man i feel bad for the insurance company they make about 7 different houses for this dude and they all get stolen by the same neighbor geez...
True..
Yeah I do too
I agree with you, I am sad about this to. At the beginning, it was really fun and I loved it, but as it continued, it began getting less and less enjoyable. There isn't as much story being told anymore, the neighbor doesn't seem to be as scary, there are so many bugs in this build that its hard to enjoy playing the game, with each build it seems as less and less is being added, and more besides these reasons. I just really hope they fix this soon and the game goes back to being thrilling and fun like it used to be, because I really love this game and I don't want to end up not liking it.
And come on, people are PAYING for this, at least make it somewhat worth their money.
Kozenii Saru my favorite was alpha 2. i still prefer that art style and the way the house looked and all the rooms. i miss it.
+Random Friendly Person
I know right? Same here. My favorite was also alpha 2
Kozenii Saru alpha one was the best build it was more of a game then just RUclips content.
Kozenii Saru like sex
+Bloby Productions
True XD
1:52 Translation from Russian:
For failure to pay, we are forced to notify you of eviction.
You must vacate the apartment within a week.
In case of non-compliance we will be forced to file a lawsuit.
EVICTED
Clap clap
Андрей Заварухин thanks a lot it rly helped 😃
Андрей Заварухин cool good job we have u
Grayson Arithson Glad I could help!
It now makes so much more sense, thanks!!
The reflection on the tv at 1:04 is actually a default 3D map image on Unreal Engine
hah, quality
"I'm just gonna look at endless existence on TV"
-jackseptieye 2017
Jose Espadas lol
lol
lol
This game had so much potential. It had a unique and interesting concept, a super intelligent AI that learns from its environment. Now, it just seems like all the developers care about is cramming in as many floors and secrets as possible.
SirBanana thats because,
Goddang secret finders controoleed the devs
Probably because the game was just a concept without much substance, and in releasing it during alpha to get more support and hype they'd already blown most of what they had. Now they have to keep getting more and more outrageous just to live up to the hype and provide new stuff.
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The full game will be released this August so, they will hopefully touch up some more stuff.
Look how broken it is now
HEY JACK. *TIPS*
I said the same thing on marks last one so here ya go ma friend. Good luck.
1. All doors with locks have keys
2. In the room where you need to jump around the gate to get in, hit all apple paintings for secret passageway
3. You ARE able to get up to the roof and get anywhere meaning even that box suspended by ropes off the side
4. There are secret doors to find while walking the tram/trolley road
5. There is a "glitch" (not really) wall that you can crouch through (I forgot where sorry) and behold MORE SECRETS
6. When you eventually DO get to the tram/trolley road, there are stops and some of those have passages that ARE ACCESSIBLE but are really high up on the wall
7. Almost all doors are able to be opened *(even ones that are high up on the walls or upside down or whatever)* so use your box stacking skills
8. Related to #3, once up on the roof/suspended box, it does have an opening which will lead you to a mini (and kinda tedious) game which will then unlock something to help you along and YOU REALLY WANT THIS THING
9. Glue and more importantly umbrellas will be your best friends *SO USE THEM*
10. If you haven't already told from the previous alphas, box stacking will get you far but in this one it's basically like going to the edge of the universe and back it will help that much
11. If this tip list seems kinda vague I'm sorry and I'm trying to be as clear as I can without spoilers
And there you go. Tips to float, nope, FLOOD your boat to get around. 👍
Thanks I finished the game because of u thanks bro
Ilianna McCaskill Holy shit, are you some sort of MI5 type agent? BTW I hope you get so many more likes, so jack sees it and maybe takes these tips onboard 👌👍
That's a lot of words
No problem and yes. Yes I am. But you can't tell anyone it's a secret ok? Just between you, me, and the other hundreds of people that will see this.
The bucket was spasing out at the start
"Dont be afraid to smack a bitch"
_Jacksepticeye 2017_
Lol i saw this comment when he said that
KissMyTurkeyLeg lol
KissMyTurkeyLeg he doesn't respect wamen
It's a joke
me, in front of The Neighbour™'s yard, holding a ghettoblaster over my head at 3am in the morning: " *OUR* HOUSE. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. *O U R* H O U S E . I N T H E M I D D L E"
Learn to spell
tbfh me too
MikeLock 0 he didnt spell anything wrong....
MikeLock 0 nothing is spelled wrong?
Again Aimé, you are too late to comment.
*The letter said that the protagonist is being evicted from the apartment. And on the plate was written something like "Welcome to Brooks of Crow".*
but all the letters in words were misplaced, even thought for a second that it's just random russian letters
This game is somehow more broken than it was in Alpha Stage.
Pawbulhed its saddly true tho
I wished we could’ve gone to the alpha 1 house in the official game tbh
Jack a few minutes ago: This is a lovely house/apartment
As soon as he is about to leave: Don't look back now this is a crappy place
BRUH
Quinu Jay I was just thinking that
9:01 "Oh hey, I , uh, found this door open when I broke in!"
This is what happens to a game when the developer stops caring about it working and starts caring about youtube making it go viral. A game whos alpha 2 is the best version.
Adam Cohn Exactly
I wish the devs would read these comments...
Which one was alpha 2? I think I'm getting the versions wrong. All I know that alpha 3 was my least favorite version
Squid thats cute oh okay. Thanks. Not my favorite but I liked it
Viral trap. I wish programmers wouldn't fall into that. Good games could become even better!
I think they mostly worked on the intro instead of the game itself
and it's not like if the intro was very well made
he livs in his ars😬
@@lilliethegirl1861 what the shit does that mean
That text hard to read for russians too.
A letter says:
"On fact of nonpayment we have to notify you about your eviction.
You must leave your apartment during the week.
In case of violation we will forced to go to court."
A sign near most of levers says - "Emergency door opening."
Text on the station says: left - " Mill " right - "Bad company"
Text over train map says - "The Subconscious Subway"
By the way. Town is called - "Voron'i ruch'i". In english it means - "crow brooks".
Till Zas thanks!
:-)
Everyone playing Hello Neighbour in 2017: interested in the lore
Jack playing Hello Neighbour: I hope when someone kills me I won't scream like a strangled badger
For me the issue with this game is that it's way too all over the place. If they cut it down, made it more streamline and stopped making it obscure just for obscurity's sake, it would be much better. The game is much too open and it feels like there's no direction, which makes it really frustrating and unfun to play. Also, of course, there's the factor of how bad the controls are, and how random the Neighbor seems to be. I would mention all of the glitches and bugs, but since it's still in development I'm really hoping those will be fixed. But I have to agree with you; this game feels like a major flop. There's no real story, and it's just frustrating to play now, it feels like you just wander around with no direction. Super disappointing for me, it had such an interesting theme in the beginning.
Dear developers,
Go forward, not backward.
Sincerely,
Proof Test Your Game Before Release Inc.
Sonic8222 in this case I think they need to take a step back for a second
2 steps forward, 18 steps back. XP
+EzScam you do realize the game is coming out in less than a month. "Beta" generally means it is the complete game, besides buy fixed and very minor changes. The main reasons betas are released is to build hype, and so people can report bugs. I can guarantee you nothing major will change when the full game releases.
+EzScam
When 80% of your game is hidden behind secrets then you're doing something wrong. I don't want to have to go through forums or spend hours fiddling with things in the same old house just to find SOME value in it.
A game needs to be fun outside of the obscure little secrets.
Sonic8222 if
Kind of agree.. they need to stop leading people on with the hype and 'omg the next update is less than a month away'. They need to focus on actually making the game good, work on the mechanics, the story, fix all of the bugs and when it's actually ready, it can be released. Just seeing so much of it being the same or fustratingly still broken... just makes me not care. I loved the theory about the neighbor being like Foust but I just don't care anymore. Still, thanks for playing it Jack, your videos are always fun!
Amber Fraley I completely agree this game has potential but they need to fix everything about it and make it work properly
That's what I said. That's what testers are for... I think what happened is they added new areas and scenes, but in adding them it somehow broke the ENTIRE game somehow. I really hope they fix this stuff soon.
I think they're trying too hard to make the house wacky and weird, and not putting any actual purpose into the plot. The entire game is always about finding your way into that one door, just to have nothing on the other side. Like with that one alpha not too long ago, it ended with the neighbor crying in the corner, and I thought "Oh wow. I bet a super dramatic cutscenes is coming up." And then we get "nope. Fuck you. Wait for the next game like the well trained dog you are, when we decide to just flip the script, with an even more ridiculous house."
Pale Horseman exactly
Pale Horseman IKR
I think they're saving the good stuff for the full game. I hope they are.
Jinxiness chances are they're not
Well, they don't want to give away plot stuff.
Jack- *I'm so high up! Faster daddy!* Yea not weird at all...
This game started out quite good with the main objective being 'get into the secret door and find out what's behind it', and it used to be fun when he set up traps and it would be increasingly difficult to get into the house, and you had to plan and improvise, but now they have made the house way too big and random, and all it seems to be is get in and look around. They have gone too far with this and made it into something terrible. They should have stuck with their original idea.
They're bad at this. Bad writing.
It was better if they actualy CHECKED THE BETA before releasing it
Lots of glitches-checked
Animations missing-checked
Story confusing but intrusting-checked
shadow glitch They should've just re scripted the whole beta to begin with, it has no effort put into it, literally now the alpha is better than the beta
HyperCut very true
and that is saying something when the Alpha is better then the Beta version...... O-O
Theory madness test - checked
Selloutness - checked!
they need to start thinking about new ideas not the identical thing
8:35 Jorgen voiced by Jackspeticeye confirmed.
Things still feel empty, flat, and boring. The game has broken mechanics STILL and the mechanics weren't even good to begin with. The only time this game actually scares you is with a jumpscare, this game should be more focused on the environment and the house. But the house feels so huge and so empty that once youre on a differant floor you are basically safe. This game can still become great! But right now things look to be the exact same
I agree! It can still become good. It just needs more work on what actually makes it fun to play!
Jurshmagursh :D no offense but your actually dumb this game is way more devolved than u think jack may think it's the same but the coded in secrets and everything makes this game search on RUclips for a person named 8 bit ninja he goes in on how in depth this game is he and all other you tubers still haven't figured out all the secrets to the last update and they all are jumping into this one to figure the new ones out
When 80% of your game is hidden behind secrets then you're doing something wrong. I don't want to have to go through forums or spend hours fiddling with things in the same old house just to find SOME value in it.
A game needs to be fun outside of the obscure little secrets.
EzScam you can't call someone dumb if you can't use the right form of you're
Jurshmagursh :D Alpha 1 and pre-alpha are the best tbh
*TIPS FOR JACK*
Jack there are 3 big new areas that I don't think you have explored, 2 are accessed through the top areas. You need keys to all of the 3 areas. They incorporate new mechanics to the game and when you complete the areas you get a new ability for each one completed. Hint one of the areas is in the big hanging crate on the side of the house, you can float over to it with an umbrella if you beat it you get double jump.
The next area is behind a bunch of boxes at the end of a hallway and you need the green key, to get passed the things in that area you have to hide in the lockers. That unlocks being able to shake off the neighbor when he catches you.
The final area is through the exit door on the main floor, you need double jump to complete this area.
Please like so Jack sees
Drogon how long did it take you to write that?
Wasn't that in the last update though?
Took about a minute and a half, on computer.
Yes it was in last update but he didn't really play it last update much at all, he never did those parts.
The Final Station has a new DLC with more story, more monsters, and you get to drive a MUSCLE CAR! It's called "The Only Traitor" and hopefully it will help answer more questions you had about the original series, but you'll probably need to watch your original series or play again just to get familiar with all the characters and names before you jump in.
MONUMENT VALLEY 2 CAME OUT!!! It's amazing!
Ori and the Blind Forest had a sequel announced at E3, called Ori and the Will of the Wisps! It doesn't have a release date yet but it looks amazing and you need to play it when it comes out!
I also have two more game suggestions - Northgard, which is a viking game where you claim land, fight off other viking tribes, and more. It’s kind of a resource management game but it’s really fun.
You should also check out “Seasons After Fall”. It’s very much like Ori and the Blind Forest and also oddly reminds me of Night in the Woods.
All of these are on Steam.
LIKE THIS SO JACK CAN SEE!
Best news I've ever heard. Thank you person. Let's get Jack to read this in case he didn't know.
he must play final station DLC, he loves the game and it was very well received by the community, like his comment so jack can see people!!
"No one can get me, I'm all safe in here, oh look daisies." - Sean, 2017.
Some russian translations I figured out:
The letter basically says that the main character is getting kicked out of his apartment because he stopped paying.
3:48 - The sign says "Welcome to Crow Creek."
16:25 - "Windmill" going left and I can't figure out the one to the right.
I am russian, but I can't even figure out some of them because they are all scrambled words.
MultiCoolman125 also, Crow Creek perhaps? That's Native American reservation in US as much as I know.
yea Creek makes more sense and is probably better, I'll change it.
I also figured out the letter after closer inspection.
- presses play -
Me: WHOPOSH TOP OF THE MORNIN---
Jack: Shhh we have plot
Me: pouts
Cheesecake YAY same
Honestly, I kinda agree that this game doesn't give as much hype anymore, most things are the same at the same time I wanna see more of the game just to see what the secrets are.
Same
Dellie Emmy it sadly has been a big disappointment i really hope they fix it and make it better but i dont see that happening
helo my name is dongerino pasterino I don't think the neighbor is difficult but the mechanics of everything definitely are
Bro this is not the full game . The full game will release in 29 August
It took jack 10:00 minutes to complete the tutorial
Zach Giberson yeah but that's mostly down to the current standard of the game not so much down to Jack 😂
yas
Zadary Games 😂
Hello neighbour is really glitchy
Zadary Games
He's a pro at games
The letters are switched around but it actually means " You've been kicked out due to not paying rent. You must vacate the apartment in a week. Otherwise we will press charges."
"Kicked Out"
Please like so Jack can see this and he can now what it says ok thank you in advanced
What part
*WHOOO LIKED THIS AFTER 420!!!!!!!!!! I WILL DDDEEESSTTRRROOOYY YOOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!*
u did Tr3y and you wont ever stand a chance agaenswt me weakling
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Unicorn Waffle I didn't like it on purpose so that it would stay that way. Then some douche-face liked it
I prefer having them release a game that's finished and that everyone enjoys rather than pulling out a crap ton of prereleases (with BUGS, again, this isn't just a game being updated with each release, it's a game being MADE, which isn't really ideal). Mostly because if you release a game so many times the expectations will be higher and, in the end, the fans upset and/or unimpressed with the final result.
This game needs a LOT of improvements.....
Betas are supposed to be like this.
some beta are enjoyable, this one is not...
This game needs to be canceled
Betas can have bugs. But I exspect the game to be better than alpha. Not only is it buggier. but everything seems actively worse. Plot, AI atmosphere. Instead of spooky or tense its just anoying >.
I mean... it's Work In Progress, so that's to be expected...
Though It seems like they released this just to stay active or sth....
"I'm young, im dumb, and hey bird!"
Jack 2017
The developers need to work of getting rid of bugs and fixing certain mechanics rather than adding new areas and places to go. They need to work on what's more important
Wtf did the developers smoke before releasing this beta? None of it works... what a train wreck. I found the game very interesting before and love all of the theories coming out about the story line. It adds a level of mystery that I love. But holy hell, they have moved like 14 pegs down with this beta. Again, wtf?
guitardude1230 it's a beta, it's not supposed to be perfect
Arsena yeah, not perfect, but it got WORSE. Alpha four was at least fun and challenging
guitardude1230 po
Arsena no ones expecting perfection from a beta but it shouldn't be worse than an alpha
"I put the key in the bird."
*Jacksepticeye 2017*
Max Liu Jack should become a philosopher!!
The crow is doing T-POSE....
"Thank the inside of my nipples!" - Jacksepticeye, 2017
Black Paper Moon lol 9:45
The letter in the beginning is an anagram in Russian. It says:
"Due to non-payment you are being evicted. You must vacate the apartment within a week. In case of non-compliance we will have to sue."
the stamp says "EVICTED"
Thank you! I was trying to figure out what that said. (I just noticed our names are really similar.)
Haha no problem! Most of the work was done by a reddit user, I just had to figure out the stamp. It's pretty rare to find a name like mine in an English speaking country, so that's pretty cool:)
What country are you from?
My dad was an immigrant from Sudan, but the name is also common in Egypt, Saudi Arabia, and other majority Muslim countries.
I dont know russian just german french english and spanish lol
The game is the same,but somehow,they made it even glitchy-er than before
*HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE*
now look at the price of this thing and laugh
nhox khi it's possible because all the devs want is publicly for the game and they don't want to fix the game the bastards.
Yo daddy
I think they were re-coding stuff for the sake of cutscenes and decided its enough progress to call it an update. (my teory with no research to prove it)
I'm suprised they let it out so glitched though. I mean... they HAD TO see at least some of theese glitches when they were testing how animations work in the actual gameplay...
It's like people forget what alphas and betas are for and what they mean... Expecting bugs to be fixed and anything about the game to be in good shape in either stage is ignorant. Just because you are going from alpha to beta doesn't necessarily mean anything drastic changes. The lack of patience and failure to hold criticism before a game has even released is why a lot of indie games can't live to see the light of day through development. These builds are by no means implied to be complete they are there to simply be public tests through development, not something to be taken at base value as a completed experience. (Yes I'm posting this everywhere I see it needs to be.)
Jack: the bad man is going to get me
Jack: the bat man is going to get me
jack: not the bat man the bad man
Hayden: laughs
OK... so here's the actual story behind this. You get evicted from you apartment, and have nowhere else to go other than your childhood home. Your mother died and you were the only child. After the death your father became a crazy guy who doesn't want you to see what he has done to the house. You, of course, are a curious fellow, and so you continue trying to find the secret to your newly renovated childhood home, but your apparent father try's to kick you out but never kills or knocks you out because you're his son. So then, you get the power to double jump, and push your daddy away (accordingly to alpha 4)
God that was a lot to write for just a little bit of information.
Please like so people see this
No.
ThatGuy no. I won't like, I have no context, and I'm just done with this shit fest of a game.
ThatGuy neighbor is father *earrape atomic bomb explosion*
11:18 If that dude has a glue supply that big, you know he's been making some slime.
The doors in the different places and ways remind me of monsters Inc with the doors that lead anywhere
nah it reminds me of a scooby doo scene
Hello Neighbor, y o u d i e .
beta has worse glitches than alpha
for everyone complaining about no content in the game, Alpha to beta symbolizes a lock in the story, NOT EVERY SINGLE UPDATE CAN BE A REVAMP OF THE ENTIRE GAME. and not every single update has to add to the story either. and everybody complaining about bugs, DO YOU THINK THIS DOESNT HAPPEN IN OTHER GAMES? EVERY SINGLE GAME WILL HAVE A SHIT TON OF BUGS IN ALPHA AND BETA THATS WHY THERE ARE UPDATES
GreatnessGamers *AHEM* let me reiterate: THEY HAVE A MONTH OR LESS TO FIX EVERYTHING
no these kinds of bugs and glitches are meant to be in alpha not beta understand there showing little to no respect for players when they release a game that is filled with this many issues the reason so many games arent released to the public in beta and alpha is because they arent enjoyable and this represents that entirely this game is nearly unplayable and anything theyve added is wrought with bugs enough that you could never enjoy it
The alpha is where the developers implement the fundamentals of the game, the core mechanics, however there seems to be a lack of such. The beta is where development is no longer focused on "Development" so to speak, but rather on bug crushing. So its quite disappointing that there seems to be such a lack of progress.
Deathleopard yeah if anyone want to enjoy this game perfectly you should wait until full version
Hello Neighbor used to have a loooot more to do... Can't believe the developer is asking $30 for it, it's just going backwards with every update. lol
$30?! wtf, it's not worth $5 at this point
CrimsonAdri he's saying that's to much not to little
it should be free for a limited time
There is a lot more to the game than you think but jack just can't find the secrets like the more levels and power ups and puzzles, its not just about sneaking into the basement anymore because if it was then they wouldn't have made the house so big
no they added a new basement
"Ah. I love this show. It went downhill after season 17, though."
*Supernatural in a nutshell* (Eventually lamo)
Lazy Mammal Productions whatttttttr
Lazy Mammal Productions SHTOP
Robert Townsend Thank you for your observation.
That door opening at 7:17 had sound like an elephant
M9motajhagum
“I PUT THE KEY IN THE BIRD TO FIX HIS HEART” Lmao😂😂
Bless the SP7 Alfredo impression at around 5:10
"... YOU'LL FIND LOVE IN.....THE SECRET TUNNEL!!!"
SECRET TUNNEL!... THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN!
TeddyBear SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNELLLLL!
THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN!
jacksepticeye HEY JACK
jacksepticeye i love u jack 😙😍🙋
That screaming tho ahahooahaahoo 😀 it'slike u killing a badger 😂😂😂😂
oceancoral slimes *you're
oceancoral slimes lol
You're dead on with your words at the end. It seems so empty, soulless and broken.
The Fabulous Crusty I love your vids
The Fabulous Crusty nice to see u here but yea I agree
burkoboo Thanks :)
yeah, it feels like they're just taking the money and attention and just coasting. just a complete lack of a feeling of effort.
omg I remember drawing fan art for you and you liked it :3
Jack The beta is buggier than the alphas. Be prepared for alot of disappointment if you keep playing.
Morphstar changeling Yea like wtf i can't even open the door to finish the fucking game... And it always glitches when i get at red room mini game like i'm so dissapointed... Hope the developers fix the game because next month the full game is coming or else I just fucking wasted $30.
very disappointing they changed it so much with every update:( i was so excited for this game but wouldn't even consider getting it now, but still great video jack as always!
The Gaming Knight the game is so glitchy. Barerly playable
The Gaming Knight nothing crosses that line
same, at one point I was considering actually buying it :(
Same, It's not scary, it's lost its point, should've kept us interested.
Joanna Rattino Try Making Your Own Game See How Well You Do
Jack: *Has a visible red key in his hand*
Also Jack: *Tries to open a blue lock with it*
Jack, the door that you said lead to nothing is actually unlocked now. It's the door at 14:48 - If you go through it, it actually triggers a new minigame!!!! Like so he can see
no because this shitty bug ridden game needs to die for disrespecting its player base this much to release this crap and expect people to enjoy it i dont care if its beta or not its nearly unplayable
TheGoodGamer Ortiz no one cares plz no more episodes of this
that minigame is Notorious and leads to nothing.
_Like a good neighbor jacksepticeye is there_
FroyoHead Animation why are you every whare?
marshmallow of bin. Jacks outro song!
marshmallow of bin. OMG ikr hes like in every comment section, like i was already subbed to him
Jack would be the best neighbor! :D
ColinOnFleek ur replying to every single comment xD
Jack, every thing is in Jumbled up rushing.
The note said your getting evicted ( kicked out)
*Russian
thanks for explaining
Ah, I was wondering what the note said! This is a helpful explanation. Thank you!
What changed you may ask? Let me tell you what changed, the entire game turned into a glitchy mass of crap
Video started: *Jack is quiet*
Me: Am I on the right channel?
Honestly same
PotatoBananaWhy i thought my volume was set low
HAHA I KNOW RIGHT?? XD
Exact same! Thought my volume was too low, then I thought I was on a different channel of his where he's.... a normal person....
Minemaster's Galaxy Don't you mean, NOT NORMAL?
Does anyone else see the red light on jacks face
jason w I doooo!
Finally someone brought this up
Dylan DeSimone ikr😂😂😂
jason w its ffom the game
jason w jack must have set a light up for a effect its not the game light as when screen goes black red light stays
That awkward moment when you get so shocked by a cartoon neighbour that you spill tea all over your cat
Abelle 25125 obviously a relatable thing that happens daily
It happens more often than you think
Would that happen to be the same cat in the picture?
Abelle 25125 oh no!😂😂😂
Abelle 25125 the cat probably enjoyed every second...
Jack: I'm leaving
-neighbor grabs him-
Jack: Apparently not!
Jack you should really play slime rancher again. They updated it a lot since the last time you played. They added 6 new slimes and 2 new areas. They also added a thing called slime science that allows you to build different gadgets like your own teleporters and turrets that automatically kill tarrs. The game is actually leaving early access on August 1st.
em0ticon Nice!
Ya pls play it again
9:40 the face u make when u hear england is my city
ammar amer Omfg xD.
Lol
I think jack is possessed at 13:06
Turn on subtitles at 19:05
Jack Fletcher it copied the words out of his mouth
+Killer Creeper
catch me here late because I’m rewatching this series, but the original commenter meant the (shimmy shammy) when he was climbing the ladder
It’s very wrong
wow
(ah shimmy) (ah shimmy)
I feel like ever since they made the house like defy logic it went down hill. In the beginning there were all kinds of theories like "what's with the class room?" And "did he kill his wife?" Or "what's behind the door"? And now I feel like it's just nonsense
YourCousinJustin same
I get that it's an indie game and funding is hard, but maybe work on the actual mechanics and making the point of the game more obvious. People are interested... until they get frustrated trying to work with broken mechanics, or trying to figure out what the hell's the point
Kyra B this game isn't finished, and as a developer myself I wouldn't release any story until I was able to release it all at once.
I was expecting the BETA to have more of a story and maybe less glitches and better mechanics. Really there are just a few new cutscenes and more glitches. All TinyBuild truly changed was the title from Alpha to Beta. It's sad, especially considering all the time I've spent trying to figure the game out.
RIP, I hope this doesn't happen to Yandere Simulator
HAHA ISN'T IT FUNNY? I don't think Yandere Dev will allow it to happen to his game, he loves it and the fans too much to let them all down
ACSilvereye if you look at some theory RUclips videos and such you will see there are tons of Easter eggs and actually a pretty deep plot considering it's in beta
+Cash2K All of that doesnt really matter if the game doesnt play well.
I really hope so, that game is way too good for tinybuild to ruin it like its doing to hello neighbor right now
"I heard him.I heard his big ol' smelly ass." Jacksepticeye 2017
go fuck yo
Lovin' the pun in the title!! also, sick RED light Jack, have you joined the Dark Side yet?
the pun is grT, AND lol loving the dark side joke
The Happy Burger Foreshadowing???
The Happy Burger wowie i though it was just me who saw the red light
The Happy Burger I don't get the pun and it sucks because I LOVE PUNS
Max X it's hello neighbor Beta
Does anyone notice that in the beginning the car goes maybe a bit too fast but we know what that means....
SPEED IS KEY!!!!!!
OMG 300 Likes thanks you so much this is the most likes I've ever gotten thank you!!! I'm also a huge fan of jack he is the best and I love this series
I haven't heard Jack say that in a while. But you're right SPEED IS KEY!!
TimeGamer 735 thanks
TimeGamer 735 and yes Speed is key!!!!!!!
ChatterBox YT That explains the logic of jack
Ben Weedall I know right
did anyone else notice that at 11:35 he started to sing secret tunnel from avatar
Ashley Smashley SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN! SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL!
"did anyone else"
probably
14:15 i was actually surprised that he could flip the switch with a damn box💀🫶
"I heard his big old smelly ass" jacksepticeye 2017
JAAAAAAAAAACK THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO
-You need to follow the tracks to up where was the generator you need to turn that off so it un freezes the freezer then you get the keycard
-How to get the crowbar to work you need to take the crowbar to bathtub then turn the water and it's not hot anymore then get to the door and open
-secrets will be yours
Jack there is a lot more into it. You can have powers by doing mini-games which needs a certain key to do.Those powers are used inside the basement. Some are double jump, being able to punch the neighbor once to escape and etc. Please like so jack can see this. I don't need many likes. I need just enough likes to make it visible to jack.
Sea Mimikyu +
How was he supposed to know that??
But those gimmicky powers won't save this buggy game. This game was advertised with an 'advanced' ai, but all it does is just follow you around the house until you reach the upstairs, where you don't even have to deal with him anymore. The game plays really awkwardly, filled with bugs and clipping with the environment and just isn't fun. The only thing this game has going for it is the story, but that isn't enough to make the game any more fun to play.
The new shit they are adding is absolutely USELESS. That's the thing. Superpowers aren't gonna save the game, in the begging, the game never spun around superpowers anyway! They are only relying on the youtubers who do videos on the game for views. The game isn't interesting anymore, specially for new players. They pushed stuff too far and the actual purpose of the game was hidden, the simplicity of the game and the amount of complexity there is to it is no longer balanced, it's now about how much lore or complexity there is, it's the quality of it. The game is only good for the people who make theories on it, the game itself went too far and isn't interesting anymore... I don't know how to word it. It seems like it's walking backwards.
Sea Mimikyu I ACTUALLY SHOWED HIM THE STEPS BUT DIDNT GET ANY LIKES
There is a glitch around the back of the neighbor's garden where you can make the neighbor fall out the world it mite be patched
Nitro Blitz *might
Jack! Play a game called Malachi! (Horror game) it's about a family and gave their child a doll and they family goes missing and then you have to search the house for clues trying to avoid the doll.
I can't tell what stands out more... the green hair or the red shirt?
Daniel Sambar The red glow.
Both !
What does that make?
CHRISTMAS!
Andjela Milinkovic damn it. I was about to say that😂
The red-faced greenspedicey
Daniel Sambar the red glow
Jack for prez 2020
Nah 2017 2018 2019 and forever!
Galaxy Arts Elections only happen every 4 years though..
A Jar O' Jam Oh well, we can dream can’t we? 😂
10:40 "Hey bird!" That Jack is the T-Pose bird.
I’ve edited the comment.
Lolllll I do feel though that we've just had more access to this game in it's early phases than we normally do with games...... Idk, I want to continue having high hopes...
Casey Lazuli The problem is that they gave a good concept and promised to elaborate on it. No, all they have is the same concept, with the same no story and same garbage gameplay. They have not actually fixed or improved anything at all.
Desgrate wow timetravel was invented then? I fought it was invented in 2491 (that's wen I'm from I'm whatching super old vids LOL)
I'm you from the future! No time to explain (why this game is so bad)!
u have proof?
video starts: *jack is quiet*
me: *who the fuck is this???? WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LOUD JACK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?*
The Cupcake He has been kidnapped by space edge lords
lmao
"Thank the Inside of my Nipples" - Jacksepticeye 2017
"You want apple? Eat apple, apple make bones." 😂
I agree with Jack, I also feel like they don't really know what exactly they want this game to be or where to go.
yeah i feel like besides the intro before u even start playing that theres no story to it and no direct objective besides get into house and snoop around
Caitlyn A There is a story.
Caitlyn A
You***
There's***
+Creepy AsCrap You are a sad person
TheRavenousFury
Yeah I am.
Thanks for noticing.
So this guy comes in the house cause the person hears someone scream by the same logic people would be breaking down jack door daily
Game developers: *have a great game with beautiful graphics and design*
Jack: B Ï R D