IT'S FINALLY OUT | Hello Neighbor (Full Release) #1

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024
  • Hello Neighbor is now fully released!! No more Alphas or Betas but is it any good?
    Last Episode ► • BETA BE BETTER | Hello...
    ►Twitter : / jacksepticeye
    ►Instagram: / jacksepticeye
    ►Merchandise: jacksepticeye.f...
    Game Link ► store.steampowe...
    Edited by: / pixlpit
    Outro animation created by Pixlpit:
    / pixlpit
    Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
    • TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre...

Комментарии •

  • @chickenpermission1861
    @chickenpermission1861 5 лет назад +1763

    “The game is finished!” They told us. *Neighbor proceeds to launch through the ceiling* Nothing has changed, still the glitchy game we love.

    • @dreadfulroses
      @dreadfulroses 4 года назад +111

      this game is such a fucking trainwreck

    • @spammer44
      @spammer44 4 года назад +13

      lahmonzalovania in a good way riiight?

    • @dreadfulroses
      @dreadfulroses 4 года назад +146

      @@spammer44 I mean it's funny to see shit like flying into oblivion, or when the neighbor gets stuck trying to throw glue at you in a wall, but it makes me a bit mad considering that this is a finished product you buy for 30 dollars

    • @spammer44
      @spammer44 4 года назад +25

      lahmonzalovania true dat. I don’t buy games unless it’s like Minecraft or something best selling or something. Honestly I’m with playing act 1 for free (it is on iPad dunno if it is on other devices) But really 30 friggin dollars that’s way too much

    • @EmperorRafiki1247
      @EmperorRafiki1247 4 года назад +26

      lahmonzalovania it’s fr such a mess went through millions of beta and turned out shit 😂

  • @shadeshadow2347
    @shadeshadow2347 5 лет назад +2110

    The Neighbour: is there... someone in the basement???
    Jack, loudly: *I AM THE STRONGEST BOY IN THE WORLD*
    The Neighbour: eh, probably nothing.

    • @bowenl-c9r
      @bowenl-c9r 5 лет назад +2

      Youre definitely a brit

    • @bowenl-c9r
      @bowenl-c9r 5 лет назад +1

      @TobyZooey nothing

    • @bowenl-c9r
      @bowenl-c9r 5 лет назад +1

      I just know hes a Brit

    • @shadeshadow2347
      @shadeshadow2347 5 лет назад +17

      literally what are any of you talking about

    • @squidge4728
      @squidge4728 5 лет назад +3

      @@buddinbuddin5370 tf

  • @OneHandleToRuleThemAll
    @OneHandleToRuleThemAll 4 года назад +759

    Neighbour: banging on door
    Jack: let me take away the thing that is stopping him

    • @latoyabanks1685
      @latoyabanks1685 3 года назад +2

      That's was mega brain

    • @QOTSALTP
      @QOTSALTP 3 года назад +2

      Big brain jack

    • @zbfoxfire2487
      @zbfoxfire2487 3 года назад +1

      @Kimmy Boy you binging the series again? Same here.

    • @himbradley6299
      @himbradley6299 3 года назад

      @@zbfoxfire2487 I’m name some of hello neighbor games
      Hello neighbor
      Hello neighbor mobile
      Hello neighbor hide seek
      Hello neighbor hide seek mobile
      Hello neighbor 2
      Hello gust pre Alfa mobile
      Secret neighbor
      Secret neighbor mobile

  • @dsmitty1033
    @dsmitty1033 7 лет назад +554

    Jack: hides next to the thing he’s supposed to hide in

    • @stagemedia7276
      @stagemedia7276 7 лет назад +7

      Devyn Winchester And then hides in !! haha

    • @helper_bot
      @helper_bot 7 лет назад +15

      Also Jack: Hides in the wardrobe but caught

  • @jaxcraft2848
    @jaxcraft2848 5 лет назад +1768

    "Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to throw flashlights at you again."
    -Jacksepticeye 2017 XD

  • @looksonanerd1356
    @looksonanerd1356 7 лет назад +513

    I'm laughing so hard there's like an entire puzzle to get to the kids room and Jack circumnavigated it by just jumping to the platform

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 4 года назад +33

      This game in a nutshell.

    • @SunnyCress
      @SunnyCress 4 года назад

      100th like

    • @FilmBucket
      @FilmBucket 3 года назад +9

      to be fair, how else would he have gotten there? ive had this game for years and still havent done that puzzle because its aimless

    • @moncalimarimoncalimari8964
      @moncalimarimoncalimari8964 2 года назад +2

      Now I know why they put a massive satellite dish in front of it....

    • @lovelysophxox
      @lovelysophxox Месяц назад

      Honest to god how do you get there without platforming 😂

  • @jddytrt3310
    @jddytrt3310 4 года назад +211

    Jack: is about to be literally murdered, tortured or be kept prisoner
    Also Jack: seems mildly annoyed

  • @andreateres3743
    @andreateres3743 7 лет назад +3449

    JACK YOU LEFT THE WATER RUNNING THE NEIGHBOR MAY BE KILLING PEOPLE BUT YOU'RE KILLING THE ENVIRONMENT

    • @nicksters6629
      @nicksters6629 7 лет назад +17

      XD

    • @inkheart4866
      @inkheart4866 7 лет назад +8

      Andrea Teres
      Poison Ivy?

    • @trihard728
      @trihard728 7 лет назад +25

      Andrea Teres the wet bandits

    • @antisepticeyeandjackseptic495
      @antisepticeyeandjackseptic495 7 лет назад +8

      kid jack&kid anti:it is near the season to be jolly lalala lala laaaaaaaaaa. lets play ball
      1 hour later
      anti: how did we go from pla-
      crow smashes threw window
      jack: (looks tthrew window) yeah it was nothing

    • @kas9965
      @kas9965 7 лет назад +6

      Andrea Teres i love how thats what you worry about

  • @PurpleNamekk
    @PurpleNamekk 7 лет назад +277

    6:30
    *Neighbor laughing and watching TV*
    *Jack turns off the power*
    Neighbor: HUUGHGHH?!

  • @ouxie4209
    @ouxie4209 7 лет назад +250

    In an emergency :-
    Everyone-panicking
    Jack- Can I turn on the fan ?

  • @Ash46123
    @Ash46123 4 года назад +207

    Jack: *sees a closet to hide in*
    Jack: *hides next to the closet*

  • @hunni3243
    @hunni3243 6 лет назад +471

    *arm gets itchy *
    Jack: DO I HAVE *T H E D E S E A S E ?*

  • @Kkanon
    @Kkanon 5 лет назад +1159

    Sean: Hears neighbor coming
    Also Sean: removes chair separating him from the neighbor
    18:02

    • @KaytNicol3
      @KaytNicol3 4 года назад +9

      The way I jumped... it scared me haha

    • @matthewlangston2947
      @matthewlangston2947 4 года назад

      I would like but your at magical number

    • @vanetta1045
      @vanetta1045 3 года назад +2

      @Anomalocarisno, sean is his real name

    • @trevorleder
      @trevorleder 3 года назад +2

      I'VE DONE THAT TOO 😂😭 IT'S SO HARD TO IDENTIFY WHERE HE IS

    • @JackieTheVampire
      @JackieTheVampire 3 года назад

      Honestly I didn’t even notice that’s what happened

  • @aerofloyd6220
    @aerofloyd6220 7 лет назад +478

    "High jumping is just long jumping vertically!"
    ~ Jacksepticeye 2017

  • @Chris.tmasl9
    @Chris.tmasl9 4 года назад +126

    3:55 DDHAAAAMMM Jack really called them out but he sounded so nice

    • @Sneaks_2006
      @Sneaks_2006 3 года назад +4

      It is true that channel uploaded like 15K hello neighbor videos

  • @Shrimpdaddy-dy5ir
    @Shrimpdaddy-dy5ir 7 лет назад +114

    Objective 1: get the neighbor glitched
    Objective 2: what do i do now
    Objective 3: considering other objectives cause you didn't think you would get objective 1.

    • @AetherMinecraft225
      @AetherMinecraft225 7 лет назад +1

      objective one: get the red key
      objective two: get the red key
      objective three: you'll know already by this

    • @littlemissretro1up287
      @littlemissretro1up287 3 года назад

      Jack I liked your video and subscribe

  • @scotty2583
    @scotty2583 7 лет назад +288

    "High jumping is just long jumping vertically" - Jacksepticeye 2017

    • @RyanTheMalamute
      @RyanTheMalamute 7 лет назад +6

      8-bit acid That's some Jaden Smith shit right there.

    • @4na-k8
      @4na-k8 7 лет назад +2

      8-bit acid you stole my comment

    • @moai4110
      @moai4110 7 лет назад

      Andy Payne theres a lot of comments like this

  • @nRisCma
    @nRisCma 7 лет назад +423

    remember when hello neighbor used to be a game where you try and sneak into their house and every time you get caught her would place a trap there so you couldn't use that route anymore? fun times

    • @MadeOfConfusion
      @MadeOfConfusion 7 лет назад +10

      JHON CENA Dude wtf how did you make a blank comment¿¿¿¿ that's wild.

    • @vk-hx4mi
      @vk-hx4mi 7 лет назад +43

      The game keeps getting worse with every update

    • @jakekillingpeople9357
      @jakekillingpeople9357 7 лет назад +26

      I hate how it's changed its way to complicated too many things to worry about man it was better when it was simpler

    • @flazme9858
      @flazme9858 7 лет назад +1

      JHON CENA whats your profile picture

    • @petragon1708
      @petragon1708 5 лет назад

  • @shelbyjackson8589
    @shelbyjackson8589 4 года назад +2078

    Me: *watching ‘it’s in 2020*. Jack: *throws basketball and says Kobe* me: 😢

    • @bluebanisherandchromekille2422
      @bluebanisherandchromekille2422 4 года назад +18

      Shelby Jackson aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

    • @freakoutspoken5338
      @freakoutspoken5338 4 года назад +10

      Same😥😢

    • @horse42004
      @horse42004 4 года назад +14

      It hit deep

    • @da-ch33se-lord36
      @da-ch33se-lord36 4 года назад +35

      But not to lie there is a bunch of people who act like they were HUGE fans of kobe but the sad truth for them is that they only literally knew his name

    • @comradeieatbeans8108
      @comradeieatbeans8108 4 года назад +8

      @@mgm3045 Shooting stars in background

  • @maximusbowman5480
    @maximusbowman5480 7 лет назад +93

    To everyone freaking out about the fly on his head at 2:25
    It’s a reference to the movie Troll 2, where the character says “They ate her. And now they’re gonna eat me too. Oh my gooooooooooood.” It’s an infamous movie scene for how terrible it is and he recreated it with the fly edited onto Jack’s forehead, just like the scene from the movie.

    • @coles8089
      @coles8089 7 лет назад

      Maximus Bowman or he just did it cause it looked witty

    • @2DFrooty
      @2DFrooty 7 лет назад +2

      That scene makes me fucking die when I see it

    • @Samurai_brotheren
      @Samurai_brotheren 2 года назад

      Lol

    • @lovelysophxox
      @lovelysophxox Месяц назад

      I just thought it was on my phone lol

  • @harrymuller9577
    @harrymuller9577 7 лет назад +190

    Is it just me or was there a fly on his camera at 2:26

    • @blessedXIIV
      @blessedXIIV 7 лет назад +7

      There was!

    • @chasacario2728
      @chasacario2728 7 лет назад +4

      Yea I saw it to

    • @noramashhour8202
      @noramashhour8202 7 лет назад +28

      Was looking for this comment.

    • @ladefury9523
      @ladefury9523 7 лет назад +13

      Harry Muller no shit *sherlok* , im sure it wasnt edited in there

    • @scikclan5524
      @scikclan5524 7 лет назад +1

      Harry Muller I know I think it's fake though

  • @xychoni6611
    @xychoni6611 3 года назад +113

    Jack: “I am a tiny child and tiny children like to climb things”
    Well, he’s not wrong

  • @thatguy9774
    @thatguy9774 7 лет назад +396

    "high jumping is just long jumping vertically"-jacksepticeye 2017

    • @stamkrie7761
      @stamkrie7761 7 лет назад

      what what what y - jacksepticeye 2017

    • @soupham8156
      @soupham8156 7 лет назад

      Was looking for this comment :D

    • @loveyallyangu
      @loveyallyangu 7 лет назад +2

      I read your comment the exact moment he said it, that was very satisfying.

    • @badboat3146
      @badboat3146 7 лет назад +2

      That Guy Long jumping is just high jumping horizontally

    • @xuanduyphantrinh8753
      @xuanduyphantrinh8753 7 лет назад +1

      BadBoat jumping forward is like moving diagonally.

  • @mosswoof6701
    @mosswoof6701 6 лет назад +744

    When will you learn!?!?
    When will you learn!?!?
    *THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!*

  • @Baylike
    @Baylike 7 лет назад +647

    *santa jack is back :D*

  • @devilchomps3295
    @devilchomps3295 4 года назад +63

    For something that costs 30$, has books made, and merch-I'm astonished at how anti-climactic this game is. I feel like releasing all those betas gave their audience so much hype for the final launch so they were kinda pressured and rushed into finishing it, which in turn made the final product what it is.
    I honestly didn't expect it to be so confusing, have bad level design etc. The story behind it is kinda intriguing but the execution of it hurts my brain. >-> I wish they went back and did a major ass tweak to this game.

  • @E.wooding
    @E.wooding 6 лет назад +653

    When you said Oh My God there was a fly on your head lol

  • @leprehkan
    @leprehkan 7 лет назад +260

    “Smack my ass and call me Judy”
    -Jacksepticeye
    I CANT STOP LAUGHING😂😂😂

  • @goldneko
    @goldneko 7 лет назад +302

    Did anyone else see the fly on jacks head at 2:25 or am i just crazy?

  • @shaniceball240
    @shaniceball240 4 года назад +36

    2:20... *Anyone* notice that Jack had a fly *on his face?!*

  • @mrawfulface
    @mrawfulface 7 лет назад +515

    Plot Twist: The Protoganis is seeing the letters not assembled properply, because he has dyslexia

  • @britney2642
    @britney2642 7 лет назад +419

    *WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES*

  • @ilymarko
    @ilymarko 7 лет назад +53

    that chair just randomly spiraling against the wall is actually leaked footage of me having a mental breakdown

    • @LeftBootT
      @LeftBootT 7 лет назад +1

      Surprisingly I look quite similar during my breakdowns

    • @lovelysophxox
      @lovelysophxox Месяц назад

      I, too, spiral against the wall during a mental breakdown.

  • @sadbadger9464
    @sadbadger9464 3 года назад +31

    "Luckily for me, I have a Fleshlight!"
    Jack, lets remember that your character is 2 feet tall with a drawn on beard.

  • @marissalove8608
    @marissalove8608 7 лет назад +1416

    *I love how Jack kept making fun of this kid's face* 😂

  • @awkwardanimation6890
    @awkwardanimation6890 6 лет назад +45

    13:07 that moment when your neighbor phases through the roof to catch you breaking into his house

  • @daylan3002
    @daylan3002 5 лет назад +396

    Jack: *goes down to the basement and sees windows*
    Also him: yeah that's normal (⊙ω⊙)

    • @Thatguywhoasked22
      @Thatguywhoasked22 4 года назад +2

      パンケーキ分厚い猫の (๑╹ω╹๑ )

  • @judec4875
    @judec4875 4 года назад +90

    When the neighbor just phased through the roof with that sound effect I died

  • @AmyJo2138
    @AmyJo2138 6 лет назад +100

    Jack: It's just squirrels, very heavy boy shaped squirrels.
    Me: Yeah, I get the all the time. Nice to know someone has the same problem.

  • @notactualwhiskey
    @notactualwhiskey 7 лет назад +301

    He protecc
    He attacc
    Most importantly he Jacc

  • @christian.julianello_video
    @christian.julianello_video 7 лет назад +77

    “Can I take a littu shittu” Jacksepticeye 2K17

  • @sillylady5558
    @sillylady5558 4 года назад +101

    Sean with itchy arm: “do I have the disease?!”
    Me watching in 2020: “nope, too soon”

  • @nugget9723
    @nugget9723 6 лет назад +304

    What's with the fly on his forehead at 2:25

    • @antonypersi8612
      @antonypersi8612 6 лет назад +5

      I think it’s on the camera

    • @marble8478
      @marble8478 6 лет назад +8

      antony persi no it was way to small to be on his camera

    • @GhoulishBeats
      @GhoulishBeats 6 лет назад +22

      @@antonypersi8612 it's edited in

    • @GhoulishBeats
      @GhoulishBeats 6 лет назад +12

      @@marble8478 it's edited in

    • @Gamer-dc8de
      @Gamer-dc8de 6 лет назад

      ₩₩₩₩¥¥¥¥¥£££££11112222333334

  • @gillianlister4523
    @gillianlister4523 7 лет назад +46

    “WELL SMACK MY ASS AND CALL ME JUDY!”
    -jacksepticeye 2017

  • @queenfry5139
    @queenfry5139 6 лет назад +264

    "I broke your god-damn window how you feel about that bish" -jack 2017

  • @kayleelomas5598
    @kayleelomas5598 5 лет назад +29

    13:06
    Good thing he’s on the roof so he won-
    End me.

  • @donteven70
    @donteven70 7 лет назад +85

    My brain literally was just like "I wonder when I'm gonna be able to see his green roots growing in "

  • @varungandhi8796
    @varungandhi8796 7 лет назад +524

    13:06 That sound effect xD Good job, Robin

  • @Mastershaley
    @Mastershaley 7 лет назад +134

    "Oh no he's eating her, & then he's going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOD" that Trolls 2 reference, though. it looks like I've been spending too much time on the internet to recognize that

    • @enjoylife-mn5qq
      @enjoylife-mn5qq 7 лет назад +4

      Haley Masters it's ok i recognized that also, but word to the wise it is possible to O.D. on internet lol

    • @Da_Swifta
      @Da_Swifta 7 лет назад +5

      There was no need to point that out, I think everyone knows that one by now. Though the reason we all know that is because we spend so much time on the internet.
      Maybe the line is a metaphor. Maybe the "They" who are eating her is the internet, consuming her life and the man is afraid that the internet will soon consume him too and he knows there's nothing he can do to stop it, which is why he screams.
      Now that's some *deep shit*

    • @RedEyesTops
      @RedEyesTops 7 лет назад +3

      Well, it's not a very obscure reference :p

    • @Mastershaley
      @Mastershaley 7 лет назад +1

      RedEyesTops Doesn't have to be obscure to be vapid & poorly executed 😂

    • @RedEyesTops
      @RedEyesTops 7 лет назад +2

      I'm just saying, most people will recognize it at this point

  • @Vipers_Pit
    @Vipers_Pit 4 года назад +39

    “High jump is just long jump Vertically”
    Me: wow life Hack.

  • @-Grovesy-
    @-Grovesy- 5 лет назад +123

    0:00 is no one going to question how the ball is strangely moving so slowly down a 30 degree hill? BLACK MAGIC.

    • @squidge4728
      @squidge4728 5 лет назад +3

      It was the angle of the camera

    • @randomdudeonyoutube4743
      @randomdudeonyoutube4743 4 года назад +1

      Blue Balloons no it was a 30 degree hill that’s weird lol

    • @-Grovesy-
      @-Grovesy- 4 года назад +2

      @@squidge4728 I made the comment a year ago, but yeah. once it goes into the gameplay you can clearly see the slope of the road. It shouldn't have been so slow lol

  • @slimeyandhacks5097
    @slimeyandhacks5097 7 лет назад +151

    “Hello darkness my old friend I’ve come to throw flashlights at you again.” Jacksepticeye 2017

  • @Mushly17
    @Mushly17 6 лет назад +257

    High Jumping is just Long Jumping vertically. -2018 JackSepticeye HAH take that, vertical jumpers

    • @TwilightFlower9
      @TwilightFlower9 6 лет назад +3

      But what about when you do it backwards?
      Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YAHOO

    • @hunterjohnson8903
      @hunterjohnson8903 6 лет назад +1

      NuclearFarts Mario reference? Yay

    • @aezrithferova6928
      @aezrithferova6928 6 лет назад +1

      No, Long Jumping is just High Jumping horizontally.

    • @deliquent86
      @deliquent86 6 лет назад

      every one umps vertically unless they are doing a long jump

    • @diamondpixelators475
      @diamondpixelators475 6 лет назад

      but when you do long jump, you still go up into the air to jump so long jumping is a horizontal version of high jumping :O ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

  • @harlidee6779
    @harlidee6779 4 года назад +92

    Anyone else completely lose it when jacks hand started itching so he chewed on it? 😂😂

  • @atlass.7047
    @atlass.7047 6 лет назад +97

    Jacksepticeye's favorite words in Hello Neighbor: It's so hard to know where he is.

    • @orakuotaku
      @orakuotaku 4 года назад

      Just cut out that last bit.. "it's so hard"

  • @karis3708
    @karis3708 6 лет назад +375

    I have a theory about this okay, so:
    The neighbor's wife was involved in a fatal car accident that leads back, in some way, shape, or form, to the son. For example: Wife was picking up son from school because son missed the bus and wife dies, though the son lives.
    The neighbor blames the son for the wife's death and locks him away in a basement where he (the neighbor) lives out his fantasy that everything is okay. Then, his son dies because of the poor treatment, and the neighbor goes mad, hallucinating that his son is back to haunt him forever. It matches up to the flash of him going into the kid's room. Also, in the beginning, the neighbor hallucinates that his wife is there with him, encouraging him to hurt his son. Then after the son is killed, the neighbor "locks" his "wife" away in the basement. In a nonsensical way, it makes sense.

  • @lyrix9382
    @lyrix9382 7 лет назад +230

    “Oh god I don’t wanna see Mr. Wilson naked!” Thanks Jack for making me nearly *spit my drink out*
    Edit: 1. Thanks for the likes! 2. I’m sorry if people didn’t find it that funny but I laugh at jokes a lot and I find bad humour at least a little bit funny so please don’t hate on me for that. Thanks!

    • @hhehehe
      @hhehehe 7 лет назад +2

      Pixel Art on Paper I had a teacher called Mr Wilson... he kinda looked like hello neighbour evil dude...
      *x files music*

    • @33_sorin
      @33_sorin 7 лет назад +1

      It wasn’t even that funny

    • @shelleyhamus6329
      @shelleyhamus6329 7 лет назад +1

      ikr

    • @lyrix9382
      @lyrix9382 7 лет назад +1

      Sews Gaming to me it was I laugh easily

    • @lyrix9382
      @lyrix9382 7 лет назад +1

      Poppy Puppy oh god 😂😂😂

  • @Pizza_Dude1920
    @Pizza_Dude1920 6 месяцев назад +3

    0:50 (comment from six years in the future) those alarm bells were spot on Jack

  • @avaraines2782
    @avaraines2782 7 лет назад +56

    "Smack my ass and call me Judy"- Jacksepticeye 2017

    • @LSD_decko
      @LSD_decko 7 лет назад +2

      Ava Raines well it make more sense if you say it like slap my booty and call me judy

    • @Clorpe530
      @Clorpe530 7 лет назад

      Derp Blaze that needs so be on a T shirt.

  • @awnyx_box3905
    @awnyx_box3905 7 лет назад +260

    "hello darkness my old friend, i've come to throw flashlights at you again"

  • @candle2660
    @candle2660 7 лет назад +56

    Um jack... A bug stole your spotlight for a moment at 2:26

    • @bagheera5150
      @bagheera5150 7 лет назад +4

      Candle Nekra it was edited on

    • @candle2660
      @candle2660 7 лет назад +1

      That looks hard to edit lol

    • @trihard728
      @trihard728 7 лет назад

      Candle Nekra its easy to edit

    • @candle2660
      @candle2660 7 лет назад

      oh haha well what do i know about editing

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 7 лет назад

      Yep, Troll 2 indeed. Props for the edit making it even funnier. XD

  • @DerpyB33
    @DerpyB33 5 лет назад +18

    jack: hello darkness my old freind ive come to throw flashlight's at you again
    Thd Darkness: Dammit Jack You Forgot my Weakness

  • @dontfretthepoet
    @dontfretthepoet 7 лет назад +22

    Jack: “High jumping is just long jumping vertically.”
    Albert Einstein: Holy shit you right

  • @thedisturbedones5310
    @thedisturbedones5310 6 лет назад +172

    4:25 turn captions on and thank me later

  • @notjazz1012
    @notjazz1012 7 лет назад +27

    "It's squats you should be doing kid. Those are some fucking chicken legs. Trust me, I should know."
    -Jacksepticeye, 2017

  • @serxndipityyy7678
    @serxndipityyy7678 4 года назад +6

    "Can you move forward? Can you fuckin- Can you, FFFF... Oh I did it. Oh. Haha!"
    -Jacksepticeye 2017
    (19:24)

  • @LasyahP
    @LasyahP 5 лет назад +240

    “When will you learn, when will you learn that your actions have consequences.” 😂

  • @FKYEAH211
    @FKYEAH211 7 лет назад +449

    2:25 who saw the fly on his head

    • @manuelleon3333
      @manuelleon3333 7 лет назад +15

      I did but it's edited

    • @thesixofus5429
      @thesixofus5429 7 лет назад

      Me lol

    • @bctvYT
      @bctvYT 7 лет назад +23

      shawn caviness
      “Who else saw the obvious thing that you know you saw”

    • @CreeperPlaysStuff
      @CreeperPlaysStuff 7 лет назад +7

      Who else saw the comment asking who saw the fly on his head. I Member

    • @lucce007
      @lucce007 7 лет назад

      shawn caviness me

  • @ajbatey1755
    @ajbatey1755 7 лет назад +82

    3:57 tell me why those look like miis

  • @Ar-ql4dj
    @Ar-ql4dj 4 года назад +7

    *Jack:* Theres Something About Pizza
    *Me:* OH SORRY JACK! I forgot to take the left over box back with me

  • @moraymcb.6428
    @moraymcb.6428 7 лет назад +537

    "CAN I TAKE A S H I T U?"
    Me: *w hE e ZE*

    • @herzdontit9397
      @herzdontit9397 7 лет назад +11

      Did you really wheeze? That really doesn’t sound healthy

    • @bingussupremacy2896
      @bingussupremacy2896 7 лет назад +12

      HerzDon'tIt Some people's laugh is a wheeze, It is perfectly normal (Unless it wasn't her laughing... CALL 911!!!! Jk jk)

    • @deadmeme4058
      @deadmeme4058 7 лет назад +4

      I really wish the way you wheeze is like J. Jonah Jameson

    • @colbybosstron4825
      @colbybosstron4825 7 лет назад

      Saturn Flyer

    • @emmabrossette2287
      @emmabrossette2287 6 лет назад

      No I think he was just being funny because he really is

  • @hudsonnoack1312
    @hudsonnoack1312 6 лет назад +356

    TERMINEIGHBOR

  • @important_man222
    @important_man222 7 лет назад +189

    One thing that I love about jack is that you can really tell how happy and thankful he is to be doing what he’s doing

    • @EnigmaClips
      @EnigmaClips 7 лет назад +2

      Ringo Casamajor I never get bored watching his videos

    • @katehillel4090
      @katehillel4090 7 лет назад

      Ringo Casamajor c

  • @Kade_Something
    @Kade_Something 4 года назад +7

    Sean's character sounds like a tiny child in the cut scenes but sounds like a grown ass man when the Neighbor gets close 😂

  • @lewis6026
    @lewis6026 7 лет назад +127

    ‘WELL SMACK MY ASS AND CALL ME JUDY’- Jack 2017

  • @baztee1
    @baztee1 7 лет назад +211

    Me: theres a fly on your forehead
    Friend: right here?
    Me: down a little bit
    Friend: *points at chin*
    Me: ._.

  • @purpleheadedhedgehog3821
    @purpleheadedhedgehog3821 7 лет назад +1607

    Is it just me or is Jack just so handsome with brown hair
    No homo just saying I think Jack's hot Jesus

    • @gretablackwell495
      @gretablackwell495 7 лет назад +60

      No hetero but I think he looks nice too. Signe’s very lucky.

    • @noots2576
      @noots2576 7 лет назад +2

      purple headed hedgehog I do

    • @gavinsfriend1431
      @gavinsfriend1431 7 лет назад +36

      purple headed hedgehog Why do you have to say 'no homo'? It sounds kinda homophobic tbh, and is disrespectful to homosexual people. And thinking someone's hot doesn't instantly make you homosexual, unless you mean it in a 'romantic' way.

    • @hailyobrien6981
      @hailyobrien6981 7 лет назад +7

      purple headed hedgehog yea but its going to be hard getting use to his brown hair

    • @athing8523
      @athing8523 7 лет назад +14

      I'm at the creepy side of the comment section again.... help

  • @nawtysp00ky
    @nawtysp00ky 4 года назад +5

    "you dont have to yell it at me" **actually stays quiet but giggles a bit**

  • @afluffycloud7661
    @afluffycloud7661 7 лет назад +50

    6:04 Jack hides NEXT TO the closet........

  • @cynthiagarcia3719
    @cynthiagarcia3719 7 лет назад +32

    Jack: he just rounded the corner and I didn't even see him and all the sudden ~GASP!~ ~jack coughs~ that hurt my neck
    Me: ~dies laughing~

  • @olliegilliland7400
    @olliegilliland7400 5 лет назад +92

    Jack: WHAT THE FOOK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? key key keys where’s the key...
    Intro sequence: am I a joke to you?

  • @rubyjt5754
    @rubyjt5754 4 года назад +1

    i can't even begin to tell you how much you help me fr. i'm going through so much shit ion talk about, and you're my go too person to distract myself from this shitty world. i'm fr so thankful for you. you've helped me through so much, thank you for being my mentor throughout my childhood.

  • @KaysCornerr
    @KaysCornerr 7 лет назад +165

    13:05
    *WHEEZING*
    17:28
    When you use glue as the defensive
    Bahahaha 😂
    I’ve NeVeR LaUgHeD so HARD for a Hello Neighbor video in mY LiFE
    HELP

    • @JonSkull03
      @JonSkull03 7 лет назад

      Actually its 17:28 lol

    • @KaysCornerr
      @KaysCornerr 7 лет назад

      Jon Skellington oh thanks

    • @iceflame9535
      @iceflame9535 7 лет назад +3

      I know! When he threw the glue I didn’t expect him to fall to the ground and I started laughing so hard!

    • @courtneyjones516
      @courtneyjones516 7 лет назад

      Cailin McDonald i

    • @shxdewxstxken
      @shxdewxstxken 6 лет назад

      Jack"I bounced back for some reason" *mr Wilson fases through the ground* dies of laughter

  • @adamlong237
    @adamlong237 7 лет назад +67

    Hey jack,active duty military here, just wanted to say thank you for what you do. it has helped me out a whole lot, being across the world away from my family, to know that i will always have something to watch that is guaranteed to make me laugh. once again thank you so much, and keep doing what you do!!

    • @humanincarnate316
      @humanincarnate316 7 лет назад +3

      adam long Thank you for serving!! Much love from a kid in a military family💗💗💗

    • @lxvrain
      @lxvrain 7 лет назад

      adam long this is a message going out to slot of people (JACK OR ANYONE PLZ READ) HI JACK or reader if your a reader plz get this to jack and plz read I know you won't see this sadly but its worth a try huh in you free time you need to search on RUclips 10 times kid wishes left Santa in tears it has a close up picture of a Santa crying I know its around xmas 🎄 but you need to see this pls if you read this comment try to get it to jack plz it would make the world to me buh

    • @lxvrain
      @lxvrain 7 лет назад

      adam long thanks for your protection

    • @MsRocka92
      @MsRocka92 7 лет назад +2

      Thank you for your service and God Bless!!

    • @wrenaissance1420
      @wrenaissance1420 7 лет назад +2

      Thank you for your service and God bless you and your family

  • @thebasementweeb4909
    @thebasementweeb4909 5 лет назад +71

    8:43 *game used "car crash". It was super effective!*

  • @Ssandwwichh
    @Ssandwwichh 2 года назад +5

    Jack: Knows Neighbor is trying to open the door to get him
    Also Jack: Opens the door for him

  • @Shindai
    @Shindai 7 лет назад +486

    So by "full release" they meant "still glitchy as all balls"

    • @bluehornet4056
      @bluehornet4056 7 лет назад +53

      Daniel Gould
      I mean... the games been like this the whole time... the only things that have actually changed is the damn house, the neighborhood, and the character you play as. it seems like they spent all their time changing unimportant things like the houses design, as well as your characters design instead of, you know, actually making the game more playble and less confusing.

    • @madlandon05
      @madlandon05 7 лет назад +2

      And the neighbors speed and how hard it is

    • @windexwindowcleaner6618
      @windexwindowcleaner6618 7 лет назад +3

      Daniel Gould
      Ubisoft 2017

    • @Joshw06_
      @Joshw06_ 7 лет назад

      Daniel

    • @willbe3043
      @willbe3043 7 лет назад +2

      MORE playable? You mean PLAYABLE.

  • @ticcidog7064
    @ticcidog7064 5 лет назад +78

    J: where am I
    MW: hey
    J: ehe no stranger danger
    Says the one that is walking in his neighbours house that he hardly knows great logic jack great

  • @elainewarrey1330
    @elainewarrey1330 7 лет назад +54

    "Oh god I don't wanna see Mr Wilson NAKED !!!!!!!" - Jacksepticeye 2017.

  • @baha4761
    @baha4761 4 года назад +27

    21:43 Rip Kobe I was soooo sad when he said it

    • @Dani-Starved
      @Dani-Starved 4 года назад +2

      I know RIP Kobe ;-; our hero

    • @pjudipai
      @pjudipai 4 года назад +1

      not really i was happy to know he had a hell of life it sucks but you cant let it consume you

    • @Outer_banks960
      @Outer_banks960 4 года назад +1

      RIP kobe and gigi

    • @Adambenhmida0000
      @Adambenhmida0000 4 года назад

      Rip everybody in the aircraft 😭

  • @vanzemunac8723
    @vanzemunac8723 7 лет назад +129

    wHEN WILL YOU LEARN
    WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
    THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSENQUENCES

  • @savvyboo5493
    @savvyboo5493 7 лет назад +46

    18:06 - Holy shit! I actually jumped from that jumpscare.

  • @fredeus7086
    @fredeus7086 7 лет назад +34

    "Why won't you learn, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!"
    😂👌

  • @wavi4606
    @wavi4606 4 года назад +9

    "Hello darkness my old friend I've come to throw flashlights at you again"words by a wise man

  • @hunterb412
    @hunterb412 7 лет назад +180

    Jack normally end his vids by saying “ok! Well I’m going to leave this episode here” and because of that every time he says “ok” I look at the time because I think it’s going to end hahaha. Am I the only one???

    • @Miniman2640
      @Miniman2640 7 лет назад +2

      Hunter Beatty no

    • @apeep_
      @apeep_ 7 лет назад +3

      youre not alone
      no really youre not alone

    • @rileynavra
      @rileynavra 7 лет назад +1

      Hunter Beatty u isn't allne

    • @zeltoyshd7348
      @zeltoyshd7348 7 лет назад +1

      Hunter Beatty yes u are the only one lol jokes I do it to.

    • @yongironi1367
      @yongironi1367 7 лет назад +1

      I constantly do that 😂😂 it's becoming a reflex

  • @slamaloxpiece
    @slamaloxpiece 7 лет назад +110

    This isnt hello neighbour. This is Hell-No Neighbour

    • @sandynairne3917
      @sandynairne3917 5 лет назад +2

      Normally I don’t give a like to comments... But you clearly deserve one 😂

    • @ilydev2
      @ilydev2 5 лет назад +1

      I know right

    • @GhostLordRetro
      @GhostLordRetro 5 лет назад +2

      Someone already said that on one of Mark's videos. I'm guessing it was probably you.

    • @dreadhavoc
      @dreadhavoc 5 лет назад +1

      unoriginal joke

    • @bowenl-c9r
      @bowenl-c9r 5 лет назад

      Youre a brit

  • @tangledheadphonecord4285
    @tangledheadphonecord4285 5 лет назад +48

    Said it once I'll say it again: this game had so much potential the thing is I think the developers got high on success and released it way to soon without finishing it

    • @Morrigan855
      @Morrigan855 2 года назад +6

      Yeah,this is like Yan sim all over again. Only difference is I don't think the creator(s) of Hello Neighbor did anything problematic (if they did,feel free to let me know)

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket Год назад +1

      At least hello neighbor got finished when yansim didn't

    • @dreadfulroses
      @dreadfulroses Год назад

      @@royalblanket I mean, this hardly counts as finished, the only difference is that yanderedev never claimed an update would be the final build of the game (to my knowledge, anyway)

  • @MrEreciog
    @MrEreciog 4 года назад +10

    jack :DO I HAVE THE DISEASE
    me: noooooooo
    me : (wait this was in 2017)
    me: thank god

  • @Tomiply
    @Tomiply 7 лет назад +149

    Man, this went from a promising game, to a less promising game, to a lame ass game on release. What happened? It had so much potential. The AI sucks, the level design leaves a lot to be desired, and the gameplay is just repetitive and glitchy.

    • @adon2701
      @adon2701 7 лет назад +14

      Tomiply Hype kill games, same thing happen to this mess of a game.

    • @trainking4848
      @trainking4848 7 лет назад +13

      Tinybuld pulled a "No Mans Sky"

    • @jackiechan715
      @jackiechan715 7 лет назад +9

      Like how he fucking jumped through the roof and/or wall of his house while chasing Jack.

    • @riodemark9999
      @riodemark9999 7 лет назад

      I never saw why people were hyped for it. I just see the game as something you can play.

    • @riodemark9999
      @riodemark9999 7 лет назад

      For fun

  • @moydibaehr7239
    @moydibaehr7239 7 лет назад +763

    JEEPERS, CREEPERS, WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE BEAVERS?!
    -Jack, 2017

    • @alexkring3414
      @alexkring3414 7 лет назад +57

      Madison Baehr he said peepers not beavers...

    • @Lukasizdumb
      @Lukasizdumb 7 лет назад +25

      Madison Baehr JEEPERS, CREEPERS, WHERE’D YOU GET THOSE PEEPERS?

    • @coldhands5385
      @coldhands5385 7 лет назад +14

      I hate comments like this

    • @dragon53777
      @dragon53777 7 лет назад +6

      Hahaha I like this version better.

    • @dragon53777
      @dragon53777 7 лет назад +7

      You hate comments like your own? Well that's a shame lol