Lego Insomniac Stephen legit hates him. I mean he is a liberal but he hates Donald more than he does with most conservatives. He even called him a coward on a Sirius radio show.
+Delight in the Ways of The Lord lol you must be a troll!!! cuz what you just put mase no fuckin sense whatsoever!!! I mean really dude?? spouting this religious nonsense on a late night with Colbert comment thing?? If your actually serious, then this is just sad AF! LOL god is dead, get a life Dipshit Shitlord!! LMFAO!!
But they do enforce the laws, and should have a basic understanding of them to do so. You know there's a reason that clip was played on a comedy show, right?
In most countries traffic law only applies on public roads and other specificially designated areas. So yeah, I'd say the police did have a basic understanding of the laws in this case.
This is not a traffic violation, you fucking moron! Who said anything about traffic law in this thread? It's still against the law to drive a large metal shell through someone's property and smash their door in!
The "hero" gets a lot of respect in my eyes... Even drugged or high, his first instinct was rescuing the dog, and the fact that he actually broke into what he assumed/believed was a burning house to save it, says a lot about him as a person. Keep up the good work Captain LSD...
SpadaccinoLuciano No one's disputing that. But still, the fact that he believed there was a fire and, despite not being all there, chose to "save" the dog says good things about his underlying character.
I really thought Steven crossed the line when a few days ago he said something like Trump should get off his fat ass, and he was seething with hate when he spoke.
Yes because ignoring the will of the majority is so democratic and so american. (More like Russian, which makes sense why Donald Drumpf is such a piece of shit.)
J K she's rigging the election the same way she rigged the Democratic primary: by getting way more people to vote for her. It's a good strategy, rarely fails when you aren't Al Gore.
J K i mean when shows and news outlets are made in liberal states what do you expect? it would be completely different if it was made somewhere else and would make trump look good
HELL YEAH! The polls don't lie, Hillary beat Bernie by 3.5 million votes! She won fair and square! Don't cry wolf because the candidate you personally dislike didn't win!
Trump clearly is addicted to attention, and even more clearly believes the adage that there is no such thing as the bad publicity... I see in him a Rush Limbaugh times ten, but better! At least Rush seemed to believe the garbage he spewed; imagine how far this will go with someone with no actual brand, no scruples, and who will pick a public fight with absolutely anyone (at 3am)?
***** LMAO, an intelligent person doesn't deal with extremes... we don't care about "Always", we care about probabilities. Probability dictates that Conspiracies are most often wrong. Please go back to your home-school teacher and ask him/her for explanation.
Or maybe Trump is just disliked by Colbert? It's his show he can say pretty much what he wants. And Colbert probably doesn't dislike Trump for no reason, he probably dislikes him because of things Trump has said himself. Trump has given people more than enough reasons to dislike him by things that he alone has said
Sha'Tera Wilcoxson I don't agree, it's been quite dull so far. Very important issues discussed but very little actual "laugh out loud" comedy. Depends on what your want out of a late night show, there is no right or wrong. I think this segment was a perfect balance of humor and substance, though.
Well, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is my favourite talk show and I've been watching it since the 2016 election began and ever since I've been watching it regularly, if not every single day sometimes, and I'm just amazed by how awesome this show is, whether he talks about politics or just random silly news like the dog thing. But I agree, when he makes a mix of politics and non-politics related news, and other more serious news like and keeps making jokes out of it, like for the Anthony Weiner thing, it's pretty much the perfect balance of substance. But personnally, I love this show because I'm really interested in serious issues and topics and the 2016 Presidential Election provided comedy gold! But for me, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is basically the best show out there (a mix of humour and substance even though, as you said it before, he's usually covering serious issues and so we could (probably) say that he provides more substance than humour, but it's what makes the show so great in my opinion, but some others might like J. Fallon more because he's more like "silly funny" and Colbert's more like witty funny, which, again, I *personally* love better but I know a bunch of people who think that it's good Fallon doesn't cover much politics because they just want to chill without having to really hear about "the serious issues"). So yeah, there's basically a late show for every person out there.
I think we can take a valuable lesson from the story of the man on cough syrup and acid, and his brave if misguided mind-fire dog rescue. The hero, folks, is within. And if you need to swallow a concoction that makes you trip massive balls to get within, then...well, so be it. Call me a dreamer if you will, but I believe there is an imaginary fire in all our hearts that we need to find, and endangered by that fire is...a dog. That dog, my friends, is *hope*
it is so depressing seeing stars grow old. tom hanks and bill murry are examples of people that i loved in my childhood who look like old men now. i hate being reminded of my mortality.
Starting up a TV series now that TV use is on rapid decline and everyone will be pretty much streaming everything in the near future. Such a savvy businessman
I'm 24 and I know who Luke Perry is, I used to watch 90210 in elementary school. I still remember all the "very special episodes" about rape (statutory and otherwise), drugs, alcoholism, physical abuse, gang violence, breast cancer, slut-shaming... I should not have been watching that.
I think a couple weeks ago someone got shot in Oklahoma because he looked like he might have been on drugs, this dude drove his car into a fence and broke into someone's house and didn't get a drug charge. How does this make sense?
Undershot Melo +aygo he has the juiciest of material to make jokes and he ignores it, making vanilla jokes about stupid stuff. It is still media and it is still pathetic, the sad thing is you don't notice it.
Watch Bill Maher then; I mean if you want more than "vanilla jokes". You gotta remember then network he works for and the time of the day. A lot of people can't handle more than what he does and due to regulations he can't do more; no network is going to risk getting bad rep and ad cancels (which is their revenue) due to people complaining about crass jokes. That is what cable networks usually do since there is more which with they can get away. I see it, but why would I complain about something that I know can't be done because of networks interests and regulations; especially if there is an alternative!
my point is not about the jokes being crass or not, if you are making political comedy and comentary i would expect them for everybody, I'm glad to see them make fun of trump's scandals, but when clinton has one they cherry pick the most bland emails and make friendly jokes about them, it insults my intelligence as a viewer even though i'm not american and this is not my election.aygo
Defining AARP: not that necessary, I can Bing acronyms. Defining Luke Perry: go for it, I actually have no clue who he is. Defining magazine: only necessary for the gun enthusiasts
i took some super clean LSD one night many years ago and I took more than i was prepared for and after the 8th hour I swear to god I started hearing and seeing machine elves singing and dancing in my mind, they sounded like the munchkins from the wizard of Oz, the lollypop guild . That was all less trippy than this election
I think the police part was just them cutting the guy some slack. They use a technicality because they can't just come out and say it. It's the right move. The guy's been through enough and no one got hurt. Insurance will pay for damages- which is how it should be. And I am sure they guy was presented with assistance. All in all, it was a good day.
Trump: The election is rigged! Trumpa-Loompahs: So we don’t have to vote then- Trump: No, you HAVE to vote. Loompahs: But you just said it was rigged. Trump: Yes. Loompahs: So our votes won’t be counted. Trump: That’s right. Loompahs: So why should we vote? Trump: Because the election is rigged, so all of you have to vote! Loompahs: But our votes wont be counted. Trump: Yes they will- Loompahs: Then it’s not rigged Trump: It IS rigged- Loompahs: Then why should we vote for a loser? Trump: Who are you losers calling a loser? Loompahs: You call YOURSELF a loser. You’re saying you’re going to lose because it’s rigged. Trump: I’m not saying that. I’m saying it’s rigged so you have to vote. Loompahs: But if it’s rigged, why BOTHER? Trump: Because if we get enough votes, we’ll win- Loompahs: Then it’s not RIGGED- Trump: They're going to be double-counting Hillary votes, my children. Loompahs: Then how will we win, our Lord and Savior? Trump: VOTE on November 28th. Loompahs: But there are not enough of us in your base anymore, with you alienating the blacks and mexicans and women, with your bigotry, inappropriate language, sexual assault and narcissism. How can our single votes overcome their double votes? Trump: If all of you voted, we could-- Loompahs: Did you hear what we just said, you delusional old pussy grabber? Trump: Hmmm..... then vote twice. Loompahs: But that would be cheating. Trump: I told you it was rigged.
***** -- I read somewhere that Nigrescence has admitted that he is "a fucking moron" becasue he cannot understand how election rigging works, and has admitted it in a public forum. #TrumpPenceKKK2016
AARP is the American Association of Retired Persons, and Luke Perry played a lead character on a popular teen soap opera called Beverly Hills 90210 back in the early '90's. I'm a millenial myself, and the only reason I know these things is because my parents are older, and my sister used to watch the show back in the day.
I love how no one in the world of media even pretends to see trump's point of view. I mean they've always been liberal but it is refreshing that some don't even hide it anymore :D
As a foreigner I see the election and i think "OK people, we had our fun pretending Donald Trump would be fit to lead the us but we have to get serious by now, fun time is over"...
I thought Trump was the worst. I ignored the guy for months. When I saw all the media right and left hate and lie on him in January I looked at his policies his past etc and I love the guy. Trump 2016. Will make America Great Again.
tbh I would want everyone on LSD rather than Alcohol, people could be saving imaginary dogs instead of beating real people up because they looked at them funny :D
Colbert is hands down the funniest one-percenter global elitist. He's got no competition. And he will surely survive any economic collapse that he and his elitist buddies inadvertently cause. I envy him that.
Your candidate of choice is a billionaire who laughs about paying no taxes and regularly stiffs contractors. He was one of the largest real-estate developers and thus played a role in the events that caused the collapse and economic downturn of 2008. Did he regret his role in it? No, he just called himself smart for exploiting the people and avoiding business losses.
jacobthelioneater My candidate wants strict border control, yours does not. My candidate will not hand federal funds to sanctuary cities, yours will continue to do so. My candidate will not allow unvetted Muslims into the country, yours will definitely fail to do so. My candidate wants to renegotiate NAFTA, yours does not. My candidate is not owned by any billionaires, yours is owned by Soros and Goldman Sachs. My candidate wants to enforce the laws already on the books against unfair trade practices of Asian countries, yours does not. My candidate wants to propose term limits for all Congressmen, yours does not. My candidate wants to repeal Obamacare, yours wants to continue with it. My candidate truly cares about the working class, yours disdains "everyday Americans." My candidate wants to work with Russia for peace, yours wants to antagonize Russia. My candidate loves America, yours wants a hemispheric free-for-all trade and migration zone ruled by corporate elites seeking slave labor everywhere. My candidate does not want Common Core, yours does. My candidate will make America great again, yours will drag us further into 3rd world poverty and decay. My candidate and his followers are patriotic and have common sense, yours is a high-class whore who will sell herself out to anyone for any amount of money and her followers are brainwashed cultural Marxist fools.
Warner Bauer if you spend the same amount of time fact-checking those statements as. took to angrily regurgitate the same-old rhetoric it may bring some peace into your life.
Lady, you're a typical lefty. You are assuming too much about me already. My comments were not "angry", just a concise compare-and-contrast statement. A simple expression of LOGIC. Don't worry about me, my life is fine. I am retired and happily so. Now I will say this: I know what I am talking about, and I'll add that it is YOU who is surely regurgitating the party line. I know as I have heard it all before for more than 5 decades. My advice to you, don't get suckered by the Democrats. They always sing swan songs and buy votes promising free stuff all while using brown shirt tactics and blinding propaganda to get into power. I'll admit, it does sadden me to see the best minds of your generation being fooled and wasted. OK, enough of that. It's time for a stroll along Alona beach (I'm in the Philippines now), a nice buko shake, and then a comforting Thai-style massage. As I wrote, I am doing fine. I hope Trump will make our economy better so that yours will be as well. Peace! As the hippies used to say.
Warner Bauer >You are assuming too much about me already Ironic. You assume too much when you say I'm a Hillary supporter, which I am not. Only a fool would support either candidate, the only logical move is to vote third-party. Defending one candidate or the other requires so much mental gymnastics that it makes you look so foolish. Your incredibly long comment proves my point. You can't even respond to my simple criticism, all you can do is throw dirt at Hillary and hope that it makes Trump seem better. It doesn't. Trump is just as elitist as Hillary. He pays no taxes and actively contributed to the financial crisis, then celebrated how he made money by doing so. And you think he cares for people? You think he actually gives two shits about the wellbeing of americans? What a joke.
Should call it PutinTV... If its about Russia n Putin I'd probably watch it. If it's about Trump pretending to understand and agree with Putin, I'd rather watch a dry wall to get drier.
How horrible of them to be against a candidate who is probably the biggest threat to democracy America has ever faced. If a candidate proves time and time again that he doesn't care for fundamental democratic values (like freedom of the press, accepting the outcome of elections, etc.), you do everything in your power to keep this guy from becoming president. And I also expect the media to do the same. The only people who still support Trump are those who have bought into his cult of personality, which is another thing he has in common with many of the tyrants he admires so much (Kim Jong Un, Saddam Hussein, Putin, etc.).
Actually, both are true... one just went on my back yard, and the other made me fall asleep. Nevertheless, I do like when that sex criminal (Your Messiah Assangie) stands on the balcony of the embassy -where he has overstayed his welcome- and looks like a coward EVITA PERON. Are Hillary's drones still after him?
Mixed feelings about Orchard. He's got a drug habit bad enough for him to damage the neighbors' house, but on the other hand, he was willing to brave an inferno to save their dog. I think I'd have to stick by him if I were the neighbor as long as he got help for the drugs. That was a pretty nice looking house, too.
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I do love that Stephen has just abandoned any fucks he may have given about Donald Trump.
Lego Insomniac Stephen legit hates him. I mean he is a liberal but he hates Donald more than he does with most conservatives. He even called him a coward on a Sirius radio show.
Not all jews are masters you know
you made my day, sir!
What do you mean? That's all he talks about
I think the OP is referring to the human sewage bit.
Lately, Colbert is being absolutely savage xD I missed this Colbert.
Manuel Sanchez he is in his best environment when elections come around. it's his most beautiful moments!
+Delight in the Ways of The Lord lol you must be a troll!!! cuz what you just put mase no fuckin sense whatsoever!!! I mean really dude?? spouting this religious nonsense on a late night with Colbert comment thing?? If your actually serious, then this is just sad AF! LOL god is dead, get a life Dipshit Shitlord!! LMFAO!!
Okay, that "he was not driving on the raods bit" got me litterally laughing out loud. Amazing logic, police :D
Kato86 *literally
The police don't make the laws.
But they do enforce the laws, and should have a basic understanding of them to do so. You know there's a reason that clip was played on a comedy show, right?
In most countries traffic law only applies on public roads and other specificially designated areas. So yeah, I'd say the police did have a basic understanding of the laws in this case.
This is not a traffic violation, you fucking moron! Who said anything about traffic law in this thread? It's still against the law to drive a large metal shell through someone's property and smash their door in!
The "hero" gets a lot of respect in my eyes... Even drugged or high, his first instinct was rescuing the dog, and the fact that he actually broke into what he assumed/believed was a burning house to save it, says a lot about him as a person. Keep up the good work Captain LSD...
I know! I thought that was kinda sweet as well.
Vini Bhatt I guess I can appreciate that sentiment, but I bet the family who he costed a couple thousand dollars in repairs aren't crazy about it.
Yeah, but see, considering there was no fire, he actually just busted up a lot of property and kidnapped someone's pet.
SpadaccinoLuciano No one's disputing that. But still, the fact that he believed there was a fire and, despite not being all there, chose to "save" the dog says good things about his underlying character.
SadistModeOn The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
More of this savage old school Colbert. When he doesn't give a fuck, it's like watching Him and John Stewart in their prime.
Holy shit Steven has been so savage for the last month
I know man so true
I really thought Steven crossed the line when a few days ago he said something like Trump should get off his fat ass, and he was seething with hate when he spoke.
Accused him of wiping his fat ass with the US Constitution. Blazing mad.
StePPPPHHHHen.
More like he's been relying on Trump for ratings
His speech after the election loss will be gold...
abhishek rawat I think he has been dropping spoilers the last week. Rigged!
Yep he's going to lose so don't bother voting democrats!! HA
Yes because ignoring the will of the majority is so democratic and so american. (More like Russian, which makes sense why Donald Drumpf is such a piece of shit.)
Zomcom Yep and ignoring voting fraud is so democratic as well.
have you even looked at the statistics for voter fraud?
Trump TV will be more like Conspiracy Nutters 24/7 TV. Boy oh boy, just what the world needs.
Vlamir Putin call in show Sunday mornings 9-11 sponsored by Trump Vodka.
oh, so it will be just like History Channel, just not with aliens but (illegal) aliens!
So RT then?
The Blaze, InfoWars, and now TrumpTV
Cnith, there's already a show for that. It's called InfoWars
If this is the 'rigged' liberal media...then give me more of it! XD this shit is golden!
J K she's rigging the election the same way she rigged the Democratic primary: by getting way more people to vote for her. It's a good strategy, rarely fails when you aren't Al Gore.
Krombopulos Michael i'm still salty
J K i mean when shows and news outlets are made in liberal states what do you expect? it would be completely different if it was made somewhere else and would make trump look good
HELL YEAH! The polls don't lie, Hillary beat Bernie by 3.5 million votes! She won fair and square! Don't cry wolf because the candidate you personally dislike didn't win!
Yes, because Kentucky is known for quality fucking television.
What the heck is Stephen going to talk about in two weeks from now?
Trump's presidency
Sorry, orange will never be the new black!
Ignatz Bombast boom!!!! That was the best roast 🔥🔥🔥
Either Trump wins or lose I'm sure we won't run out of material from him for quite a long time.........
Trump clearly is addicted to attention, and even more clearly believes the adage that there is no such thing as the bad publicity... I see in him a Rush Limbaugh times ten, but better! At least Rush seemed to believe the garbage he spewed; imagine how far this will go with someone with no actual brand, no scruples, and who will pick a public fight with absolutely anyone (at 3am)?
Stephen:" We have footage of the human waste:Me:" Please no... im eating..."*footage plays*I vomit...
Trump TV... Featuring head conpsiracy theorist Alex Jones
BigDog
And they'll call Sean Hannity, cause no one else is.
hasoevo LMAO, so true.
Why does no one call Sean Hannity?
Johnny Cash
Cause he's a puppet.
***** LMAO, an intelligent person doesn't deal with extremes... we don't care about "Always", we care about probabilities. Probability dictates that Conspiracies are most often wrong. Please go back to your home-school teacher and ask him/her for explanation.
I'm now convinced that Trump's whole campaign was just a marketing ploy to get people more interested in watching TrumpTV.
Or maybe Trump is just disliked by Colbert? It's his show he can say pretty much what he wants. And Colbert probably doesn't dislike Trump for no reason, he probably dislikes him because of things Trump has said himself. Trump has given people more than enough reasons to dislike him by things that he alone has said
Prettypasta
I'm waiting to see "Locker Room Talk", hosted by Billy Bush. I hear he's looking for work...
Colbert rags on everyone. That is his charm.
Wow, when did this show get good?
When Colbert stopped giving a shit about CBS lol
Christian Rankin when he stopped covering Trump for the whole monologue.
Christian Rankin Always has been.
Sha'Tera Wilcoxson
I don't agree, it's been quite dull so far. Very important issues discussed but very little actual "laugh out loud" comedy.
Depends on what your want out of a late night show, there is no right or wrong. I think this segment was a perfect balance of humor and substance, though.
Well, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is my favourite talk show and I've been watching it since the 2016 election began and ever since I've been watching it regularly, if not every single day sometimes, and I'm just amazed by how awesome this show is, whether he talks about politics or just random silly news like the dog thing. But I agree, when he makes a mix of politics and non-politics related news, and other more serious news like and keeps making jokes out of it, like for the Anthony Weiner thing, it's pretty much the perfect balance of substance. But personnally, I love this show because I'm really interested in serious issues and topics and the 2016 Presidential Election provided comedy gold! But for me, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is basically the best show out there (a mix of humour and substance even though, as you said it before, he's usually covering serious issues and so we could (probably) say that he provides more substance than humour, but it's what makes the show so great in my opinion, but some others might like J. Fallon more because he's more like "silly funny" and Colbert's more like witty funny, which, again, I *personally* love better but I know a bunch of people who think that it's good Fallon doesn't cover much politics because they just want to chill without having to really hear about "the serious issues"). So yeah, there's basically a late show for every person out there.
I think we can take a valuable lesson from the story of the man on cough syrup and acid, and his brave if misguided mind-fire dog rescue. The hero, folks, is within. And if you need to swallow a concoction that makes you trip massive balls to get within, then...well, so be it. Call me a dreamer if you will, but I believe there is an imaginary fire in all our hearts that we need to find, and endangered by that fire is...a dog. That dog, my friends, is *hope*
The human sewage = Donald Trump LOL!!!
but he's not sure, that might've been the wrong footage.
Wow roasted
That explains his piss colored hair.
Uninformed git!
Srsly thay bit makes me laugh everytime 😂
it is so depressing seeing stars grow old. tom hanks and bill murry are examples of people that i loved in my childhood who look like old men now. i hate being reminded of my mortality.
It is sad. Just look at Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone
I heard that! I feel your pain man. :-)
smcg but to be fair Will Smith still looks young
The lsd and cough syrup bit was too hilarious though, who knew off roading on acid was legal?
They are both still great actors. Why is it sad?
Trump's one word concession speech: "Wrong."
Sentinalh rigged
Starting up a TV series now that TV use is on rapid decline and everyone will be pretty much streaming everything in the near future. Such a savvy businessman
I'm 24 and I know who Luke Perry is, I used to watch 90210 in elementary school. I still remember all the "very special episodes" about rape (statutory and otherwise), drugs, alcoholism, physical abuse, gang violence, breast cancer, slut-shaming... I should not have been watching that.
Philippe Parle Peu so our current election then.
He has the best he can afford.
I thought he was going to tell what AARP was. I was disappointed when he didnt and had to google it.
Nissan Karki Me too. And, American Association of Retired Persons, since your comment similarly failed to enlighten :P
+pixel girl tnx lmao i was about to ask google too
lol
believe me, 90% of his audience didn't get the whole segment. These are Hillary voters we talking about here.
More Hillary voters got it than the Trump supporters, that's for sure
Trump's speech at that dinner was more funny than all the comedy pieces put together from the beginning of the election year until now.
lies.
I just read this again. Holy shit, what a desperate attempt.
A 100 thumbs up for the icky leaks joke.
I hate how the mainstream media tries to downplay the real content of wikileak.
Retired_CSM_USARMY I would agree with you if you stoped invading other countries and stoped burning fossil fuel like your life depended on it.
DUDE COLBERT WAS SAVAGE IN THIS ONE
Whoever that old guy is, he's awesome!!
Roger B it's mermaid man!
+Lan.J Really!? That's even more awesome!
***** thanks Mr. Killjoy, yous the real bad hombre
This show is crap either way. Just constant shilling for Hillary. They obviously write their paychecks.
I think a couple weeks ago someone got shot in Oklahoma because he looked like he might have been on drugs, this dude drove his car into a fence and broke into someone's house and didn't get a drug charge. How does this make sense?
He's white.
"I wish my local news channel would make it onto national tv"
"News Channel 13 - Man on LSD Saves Dog From Nothing"
"The Late Show"
Why
He said "hambres".
He cant even speak english correctly and wants to try spanish lol
Dicks out for bad hombres.
Jason PTA I think there is a hidden harambe meme in there.
The superhero should be called "Florida man" and we can watch his misadvantures involving bath salts & crocodiles
That "dog rescue" wouldn't work in Florida. He'd be dead before he even looked at the dog.
Bloodbath and Beyond I can confirm this.
Why?
They can shoot you for trespassing.
Stand Your Ground Law
Unless the homeowner wasn't home when it happened, of course
What about instead of "Self Destructive Man" it were "Lieutenant Self-Destructive"?
That keeps the acronym in place.
Media in the US is a joke man, seriously you ignored the scandalous emails and just made jokes about campaign slogans?
Alvaro Fdez-Miranda you realize this is not a news show right?
This is a comedian on his talk show with comedy bits; if you wanted news reports you should have gone to CNN, MSBC or somewhere else!
Undershot Melo
+aygo he has the juiciest of material to make jokes and he ignores it, making vanilla jokes about stupid stuff. It is still media and it is still pathetic, the sad thing is you don't notice it.
Watch Bill Maher then; I mean if you want more than "vanilla jokes". You gotta remember then network he works for and the time of the day. A lot of people can't handle more than what he does and due to regulations he can't do more; no network is going to risk getting bad rep and ad cancels (which is their revenue) due to people complaining about crass jokes. That is what cable networks usually do since there is more which with they can get away. I see it, but why would I complain about something that I know can't be done because of networks interests and regulations; especially if there is an alternative!
my point is not about the jokes being crass or not, if you are making political comedy and comentary i would expect them for everybody, I'm glad to see them make fun of trump's scandals, but when clinton has one they cherry pick the most bland emails and make friendly jokes about them, it insults my intelligence as a viewer even though i'm not american and this is not my election.aygo
"We caught footage of the human sewage coming out of the bus." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We already have Trump TV. It's called Fox News.
Tiago Frutuoso Yeah, but Trump TV wouldn't have all of Fox's journalistic integrity and impartiality.
Scythe Seven Yeah... wait, you're joking, right?
Yes, I am joking.
when its just the breaking bad title that entertain's you so u click on the video then you get the fuck out
Precisely.
The guy on LSD at least treid to be a good person :D
Were those slogans written by a neural network?
holy ballz Luke Perry?! wow, nothing like a little depressing nostalgia to start off the weekend lol.
I wasn't even paying attention to Trump, I was more invested in the "guy who was tripping balls rescued a dog with his car" story.
that old guy was a really good actor
For some reason he reminds me of the "Skipper" From Giligan's Island.
Defining AARP: not that necessary, I can Bing acronyms.
Defining Luke Perry: go for it, I actually have no clue who he is.
Defining magazine: only necessary for the gun enthusiasts
James Clark
"Bing"
James Clark Who Bings?...
yea, corn syrup really fucks me up.
Meanwhile Obama is chillin back with a glass of wine just waiting for his retirement lol
that my friend is the only politically related event I'm excited about and will support. get outta there Obama! ✊😌
DAE Obama is the worst president ever
Joshua Hamilton You should probably read more US history. Obama's got nothing on Warren G. Harding.
Yes, that is the footage of the human sewage coming out of the bus. Well done Colbert.
I would totally watch a Self-destructive Man franchise, it's a great idea for a comedy. It would be like don Quixote but on drugs and super funny.
Bill Murray would be great as the main character.
i took some super clean LSD one night many years ago and I took more than i was prepared for and after the 8th hour I swear to god I started hearing and seeing machine elves singing and dancing in my mind, they sounded like the munchkins from the wizard of Oz, the lollypop guild . That was all less trippy than this election
say what you will, Dr. Rehab would be the second best Marvel villain.
who did they get to write those slogans? Sarah Palin?
Honestly, I cannot fault the man for attempting to rescue a dog he felt was in a perilous situation.
6:40 that guy looks like captain America before the became strong
Mega_Infamous I know, right? That's exactly what I thought when he was showing the fence and the house.
It's Steve Roger's look-alike cousin who went into journalism instead of the army!
Katrina Dominguez 杜洁 Or maybe, we changed history somehow and the super soldier project never happened!!!
Jesus christ it's good to see that some people are still refrencing my favorite tv show of all time 😂😂👍
corn syrup
I think the police part was just them cutting the guy some slack. They use a technicality because they can't just come out and say it. It's the right move. The guy's been through enough and no one got hurt. Insurance will pay for damages- which is how it should be. And I am sure they guy was presented with assistance.
All in all, it was a good day.
"...let me start by defining magazine."
The Luke Perry bit was eerily prophetic, wouldn't you say?
For that joke, Colbert is not getting a job at TrumpTV
I like Jason Priestley. He's really mellowed out.
this is more like the stephen we know! more please
Unleash Opportunity actually sounds cool
Trump: The election is rigged!
Trumpa-Loompahs: So we don’t have to vote then-
Trump: No, you HAVE to vote.
Loompahs: But you just said it was rigged.
Trump: Yes.
Loompahs: So our votes won’t be counted.
Trump: That’s right.
Loompahs: So why should we vote?
Trump: Because the election is rigged, so all of you have to
vote!
Loompahs: But our votes wont be counted.
Trump: Yes they will-
Loompahs: Then it’s not rigged
Trump: It IS rigged-
Loompahs: Then why should we vote for a loser?
Trump: Who are you losers calling a loser?
Loompahs: You call YOURSELF a loser. You’re saying you’re
going to lose because it’s rigged.
Trump: I’m not saying that. I’m saying it’s rigged so you
have to vote.
Loompahs: But if it’s rigged, why BOTHER?
Trump: Because if we get enough votes, we’ll win-
Loompahs: Then it’s not RIGGED-
Trump: They're going to be double-counting Hillary votes, my
children.
Loompahs: Then how will we win, our Lord and Savior?
Trump: VOTE on November 28th.
Loompahs: But there are not enough of us in your base anymore, with you
alienating the blacks and mexicans and women, with your bigotry, inappropriate
language, sexual assault and narcissism. How can our single votes overcome
their double votes?
Trump: If all of you voted, we could--
Loompahs: Did you hear what we just said, you delusional old pussy grabber?
Trump: Hmmm..... then vote twice.
Loompahs: But that would be cheating.
Trump: I told you it was rigged.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂
Jon Dunmore. lol
Jon Dunmore well said.
*****
-- I read somewhere that Nigrescence has admitted that he is "a fucking moron" becasue he cannot understand how election rigging works, and has admitted it in a public forum. #TrumpPenceKKK2016
Here's a pitch for a cool TV show:
Stephen Colbert becomes Stephen Colbert again and stops being Stephen Colbert
no but seriously what's aarp and who's luke Perry?
just vote Hillary... that's all you have to get out with from this show
A magazine for retires and some old actor that just hit 50
+DoNotTrust
How in the hell did you make that enormous jump from the words "AARP" and "Luke Perry"?
AARP is the American Association of Retired Persons, and Luke Perry played a lead character on a popular teen soap opera called Beverly Hills 90210 back in the early '90's. I'm a millenial myself, and the only reason I know these things is because my parents are older, and my sister used to watch the show back in the day.
Cough syrup, corn syrup, or coffee syrup??? 😨😂 I could have swore I first heard coffee
If you listen closely Stephen said the superhero was half on LSD and half on corn syrup.
Brian Sullivan
So that's what cops are into, that explains so much.
LSD makes them insane, corn syrup makes them fat.
I love how no one in the world of media even pretends to see trump's point of view. I mean they've always been liberal but it is refreshing that some don't even hide it anymore :D
half on lsd half on corn syrup
"No quit. Fire bad."
No, no. Fire good. Fire cook food. Food good. 👍
As a foreigner I see the election and i think "OK people, we had our fun pretending Donald Trump would be fit to lead the us but we have to get serious by now, fun time is over"...
I thought Trump was the worst. I ignored the guy for months. When I saw all the media right and left hate and lie on him in January I looked at his policies his past etc and I love the guy. Trump 2016. Will make America Great Again.
Of course will be Trump TV. Trump will have to find other shitty stuff to sell since after november he himself won't be worth anything anymore.
Did he just say "you're a loser into the camera?" Lol.
he said corn syrup.
That is the best visional illustration of human sewage ever! Priceless..
tbh I would want everyone on LSD rather than Alcohol, people could be saving imaginary dogs instead of beating real people up because they looked at them funny :D
Best episode so far.. probably because I didn't hear any commentary from Batiste at all.
lmao the human sewage xD
I swear, I wouldn't be surprised if this channel is biased towards Hilary. But it is still funny as hell.
Colbert is hands down the funniest one-percenter global elitist. He's got no competition. And he will surely survive any economic collapse that he and his elitist buddies inadvertently cause. I envy him that.
Your candidate of choice is a billionaire who laughs about paying no taxes and regularly stiffs contractors. He was one of the largest real-estate developers and thus played a role in the events that caused the collapse and economic downturn of 2008.
Did he regret his role in it? No, he just called himself smart for exploiting the people and avoiding business losses.
jacobthelioneater My candidate wants strict border control, yours does not. My candidate will not hand federal funds to sanctuary cities, yours will continue to do so. My candidate will not allow unvetted Muslims into the country, yours will definitely fail to do so. My candidate wants to renegotiate NAFTA, yours does not. My candidate is not owned by any billionaires, yours is owned by Soros and Goldman Sachs. My candidate wants to enforce the laws already on the books against unfair trade practices of Asian countries, yours does not. My candidate wants to propose term limits for all Congressmen, yours does not. My candidate wants to repeal Obamacare, yours wants to continue with it. My candidate truly cares about the working class, yours disdains "everyday Americans." My candidate wants to work with Russia for peace, yours wants to antagonize Russia. My candidate loves America, yours wants a hemispheric free-for-all trade and migration zone ruled by corporate elites seeking slave labor everywhere. My candidate does not want Common Core, yours does. My candidate will make America great again, yours will drag us further into 3rd world poverty and decay. My candidate and his followers are patriotic and have common sense, yours is a high-class whore who will sell herself out to anyone for any amount of money and her followers are brainwashed cultural Marxist fools.
Warner Bauer if you spend the same amount of time fact-checking those statements as. took to angrily regurgitate the same-old rhetoric it may bring some peace into your life.
Lady, you're a typical lefty. You are assuming too much about me already. My comments were not "angry", just a concise compare-and-contrast statement. A simple expression of LOGIC. Don't worry about me, my life is fine. I am retired and happily so. Now I will say this: I know what I am talking about, and I'll add that it is YOU who is surely regurgitating the party line. I know as I have heard it all before for more than 5 decades. My advice to you, don't get suckered by the Democrats. They always sing swan songs and buy votes promising free stuff all while using brown shirt tactics and blinding propaganda to get into power. I'll admit, it does sadden me to see the best minds of your generation being fooled and wasted. OK, enough of that. It's time for a stroll along Alona beach (I'm in the Philippines now), a nice buko shake, and then a comforting Thai-style massage. As I wrote, I am doing fine. I hope Trump will make our economy better so that yours will be as well. Peace! As the hippies used to say.
Warner Bauer >You are assuming too much about me already
Ironic. You assume too much when you say I'm a Hillary supporter, which I am not.
Only a fool would support either candidate, the only logical move is to vote third-party. Defending one candidate or the other requires so much mental gymnastics that it makes you look so foolish.
Your incredibly long comment proves my point. You can't even respond to my simple criticism, all you can do is throw dirt at Hillary and hope that it makes Trump seem better. It doesn't. Trump is just as elitist as Hillary. He pays no taxes and actively contributed to the financial crisis, then celebrated how he made money by doing so. And you think he cares for people? You think he actually gives two shits about the wellbeing of americans? What a joke.
"...The human sewage coming out of the bus..." AHAHAHA!
Should call it PutinTV... If its about Russia n Putin I'd probably watch it. If it's about Trump pretending to understand and agree with Putin, I'd rather watch a dry wall to get drier.
I like the energy of the ceiling fan more than the salad spinner! lol
I'm not a Trump supporter but this show definitely is biased toward Hillary. No doubt about it
Can you blame them?
xYouxGotx0wnedx America is biased towards Hillary!
How horrible of them to be against a candidate who is probably the biggest threat to democracy America has ever faced. If a candidate proves time and time again that he doesn't care for fundamental democratic values (like freedom of the press, accepting the outcome of elections, etc.), you do everything in your power to keep this guy from becoming president. And I also expect the media to do the same. The only people who still support Trump are those who have bought into his cult of personality, which is another thing he has in common with many of the tyrants he admires so much (Kim Jong Un, Saddam Hussein, Putin, etc.).
+xYouxGotx0wnedx It's not that he's biased towards Hillary Clinton - he's made fun of her before. It's that he justifiably loathes Donald Trump.
i'm still a bit biased toward Hillary but i'm slowly realizing that both are somewhat bad choices
As an australian, the anti Trump stance that all TV networks have taken in the US makes Soviet propaganda look tame.
vote Trump or America will die
haha NO
dump trump
vote for me! derp derp! I make you gud derp
Ahahahahahahaha.... Of course not you dumbass
too late, Barack Hussein Obama killed it "America" back in 2009.
Everyone needs to check out the Wikileaks and the Veritas project for themselves.
have..it was shite
Yeah... I used most of it in my back yard as FERTILIZER.
LOVED the RISOTTO RECIPE in several of those emails though.
Gennaro Sambuco oh, tell me that's true. the risotto recipe not the fertilizer bit :p
Actually, both are true... one just went on my back yard, and the other made me fall asleep. Nevertheless, I do like when that sex criminal (Your Messiah Assangie) stands on the balcony of the embassy -where he has overstayed his welcome- and looks like a coward EVITA PERON. Are Hillary's drones still after him?
***** not sure who you are talking to but fools usually works for free.
hahaha the Dump Trump
So you're telling me I could go on a drug-fuelled rampage, but as long as I drive over sidewalks and through yards I won't get drug charges? Awesome!
Democrats get their news from a wanna be comedian. smh.
At 7:49, Stephen says "corn syrup" instead of "cough syrup," and I am deriving irrational amounts of satisfaction from noticing this.
#Hilaryforprison
#DrumpfTheChildMolestorForPrison
I love Colbert's monologues on Trump. He still going to win anyways.
Did he say porn syrup
Colton Phillips I figured there'd be a comment about his saying "corn syrup" instead of "cough syrup." Porn syrup is delicious by the way.
7:49
Colbert is an unapologetic liberal bastard.
That is why I love him. No really. I love him.
#LSDdoghero2016
LMAO! Recreational cough syrup = Darwin in action.
Mixed feelings about Orchard. He's got a drug habit bad enough for him to damage the neighbors' house, but on the other hand, he was willing to brave an inferno to save their dog. I think I'd have to stick by him if I were the neighbor as long as he got help for the drugs. That was a pretty nice looking house, too.
Here again for a quick mood boost in the form of The Human Sewage
Thank you Stephen, this is the first time I actually enjoyed anything about the Lump tapes. Whoa. . !
Stay Human playing random musical bits during the monologue is so awkward!
My favorite part of Stephen Collbert's reports is that they're entirely one-sided.