My favorite thing about the comedians in Dry Bar is they constantly make me laugh in a way I wouldn't want others hearing. Outburst laughing by myself thanks to these beautifully funny people.
Dan, a word of advice: take an old wooden broom handle with the broom head removed and when you go shopping, loop the plastic bags onto the broom handle and put it over your shoulder and carry it so you will have at least one hand free to find your keys.
@Baba Ganush ... OR... don't even remove the broom-head, slide the handles of all shopping-bags down the broom-pole onto the broom-head, drag the broom+bags across the ground, just leave it standing at the door while you open it, and keep dragging it inside. You will leave sturdy plastic bags for this one.
After 14 years I found out, what the switch in my utility room is for. It turns the right rear floodlights. I had to go turn them off to be able to sleep.
Hahahhahahah!!! Laughing and almost peed on myself!!! Love this guy for 3 reasons: 1- I sucked at math too 2- loves dogs 3- I also am an IDIOT since I tried to carry my groceries and shattered my 1 bottle of wine!!! 😆 🤣 😂
I thoroughly enjoyed tonight's Dry bar. Dan is really witty and so funny. He had me cracking up quite a few times.. And he seems like a really nice guy. Hope to see more of him on Drybar.
Dan is hilarious. Yet another Dry Bar gem. I love it when I watch these gems and they make me not just chuckle here and there, but laugh so loud it startles the dog. Yup, several times now. Poor dog ROFL!
I swear that this show just topped off the best birthday I've ever had !!!💗💗💗💗💗. I'm positive this guy is a relative of mine because he has described my family and world as I know it. 😜😜😜😜😜🎉🎉✌️🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I replay the cap at the end so much and in my head so loud to remind myself just how good we really have it over here in America, like psht with our first world problems lol meanwhile there's people everywhere else but here living it up for one whole stick. Lmfao I love how down to earth he is at the end that's what really does it for me. 😂😂🤣
This started off slow for me but glad I listened all the way through because the back half was exceptional. He has a weird way about him but it's innocent. He does a lot of relatable jokes and some very clever. As for critique, I do think his cadence can be improved and he added some things after a punch line that I think we're not necessary and takes away from just enjoying the laughter. Otherwise, I think he is really a unique and likeable comic that can appeal to anyone.
@@c.w.bookout7506 me either cuz he's so hyper, I want to send him a case of Valium!! Wow! I'm not good with hyper people...makes me feel like I'm being electrocuted. LOL
Another great comic! … strange thing, I knew an ‘H’ who was from the south (can’t remember where) and was in youth ministry in western Wisconsin. And yes, his name was ‘H’. It was not short for anything.
I think this guy was speaking to my soul when he was talking about interweaving your fingers and arms through 95 grocery bags so you only have to make one trip, his comment about having garbage bags for days & which electric socket works the light in a new apartment. LMAO, because those are my exact train of thoughts!
Love the refrigerator section. They're sooo ridiculously outfitted with the most expensive, ignorant crap. As stupid as paying 5k for a purse then having no money to put in it😂
My favorite thing about the comedians in Dry Bar is they constantly make me laugh in a way I wouldn't want others hearing. Outburst laughing by myself thanks to these beautifully funny people.
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Sad. Be yourself! Life is short, just respect others!
We’re opposites.. I really want someone to hear me laugh this hard
Mama always told me, "Don't argue with an idiot or they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
Invaluable information right there!!
yeah no need to fight fire with the fire
Bahahaha I love your Mama.. GOLD
I saw a t-shirt once, which said "You don't have to agree with me; I can't force you to be right"
Yup
Dan, a word of advice: take an old wooden broom handle with the broom head removed and when you go shopping, loop the plastic bags onto the broom handle and put it over your shoulder and carry it so you will have at least one hand free to find your keys.
@Baba Ganush ... OR... don't even remove the broom-head, slide the handles of all shopping-bags down the broom-pole onto the broom-head, drag the broom+bags across the ground, just leave it standing at the door while you open it, and keep dragging it inside. You will leave sturdy plastic bags for this one.
The light switch story also cracks me up. I have a switch in my kitchen that even after 2 years, I have no idea what it does.
Does your neighbor's lights or internet go out when you turn it off? Hmm...😳🤔😂
I'm in a house that has 4 next to each other, 7 years later I still don't know what the 3rd is used for.
After 14 years I found out, what the switch in my utility room is for. It turns the right rear floodlights. I had to go turn them off to be able to sleep.
@@denawagner360 No, it controls the plug to the refrigerator! Dang it!
11 years and still turning on the garbage disposal instead of the light over the sink. Scares me every time!! 😁
Hahahhahahah!!! Laughing and almost peed on myself!!! Love this guy for 3 reasons:
1- I sucked at math too
2- loves dogs
3- I also am an IDIOT since I tried to carry my groceries and shattered my 1 bottle of wine!!! 😆 🤣 😂
And to that I say; me to sister, me to
I thoroughly enjoyed tonight's Dry bar. Dan is really witty and so funny. He had me cracking up quite a few times.. And he seems like a really nice guy. Hope to see more of him on Drybar.
Yea, he is awesome
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Dan is hilarious. Yet another Dry Bar gem. I love it when I watch these gems and they make me not just chuckle here and there, but laugh so loud it startles the dog. Yup, several times now. Poor dog ROFL!
The bit about carrying in groceries is so right on and I thought the "one trip and bloodless fingers" was just me! Thank you!
My husband wants to make one trip. I'm like dude, just make 2 trips! And yes, the bags are for the bathroom trashcan!
I swear that this show just topped off the best birthday I've ever had !!!💗💗💗💗💗. I'm positive this guy is a relative of mine because he has described my family and world as I know it. 😜😜😜😜😜🎉🎉✌️🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Well than happy birthday
He is hilarious!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I would definitely like to hear more from him!🤣🤣🤣
Pure gold. Love this guy. A new favourite. 😄
Omg the part about bringing in the groceries was way too accurate.
I really enjoyed the show. My first time watching Dan and he didn't disappoint.
High energy funny man I do would like to see 👀 more Dan. Mengin
I laughed out loud many times. Thank you.
His poor Mom. He must have been NONSTOP.😅😂
🤣🤣🤣
I replay the cap at the end so much and in my head so loud to remind myself just how good we really have it over here in America, like psht with our first world problems lol meanwhile there's people everywhere else but here living it up for one whole stick. Lmfao I love how down to earth he is at the end that's what really does it for me. 😂😂🤣
This started off slow for me but glad I listened all the way through because the back half was exceptional. He has a weird way about him but it's innocent. He does a lot of relatable jokes and some very clever. As for critique, I do think his cadence can be improved and he added some things after a punch line that I think we're not necessary and takes away from just enjoying the laughter. Otherwise, I think he is really a unique and likeable comic that can appeal to anyone.
Man, call me crazy, but I was laughing the whole time.
@@fiusionmaster3241 me too, but I also do all those things tk20 said…😂😂
@Baba Ganush 2 things. 1st, congrats. 2nd; that's a good wisdom
I actually agree with everything you said except that I haven't been able to get into this routine at all.
@@c.w.bookout7506 me either cuz he's so hyper, I want to send him a case of Valium!! Wow! I'm not good with hyper people...makes me feel like I'm being electrocuted. LOL
Very funny guy! He was also amazing on our cruise.
Nice flex.
@@bryanwatson2791That got me! 😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is hilarious. From start to finish. 👍🏽👍🏽
Laughed out loud multiple times! Great show!
That last line couldn't be any more perfect 🍎👏👏👏
I can tell he’s the son of an Italian. This dude is Hilarious! 🤣🤘🔥
That and the name MENGINI is a dead giveaway.
@@steveschmidt6847Definitely
Man this guy is awesome and the his ending just nailed it :D
The plastic bags… HAHAHA 🤣 so me!
Love it! You are hilarious! 27ft phone cord...oh my
Dan was awesome, truly liked his show.
Holy omgosh!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 best stand up I've seen in while! Loved it!!🤣👍 Last joke about Adam and Eve and iphone was dead on! LOL!
Literally just got home from the store with my arms full of bags lol, and happy now cause i was out of trash bags for the kitchen 😂
Every man needs to bring his groceries into his house in one trip.
Yep! While they're able! Then you start 'staging' the bags on the porch and take them in however many trips it takes 😄
This is the way.
Two trips is for the weak 💪🏽
Loved his set! & delivery!
It's unfortunate his special was so short. He's hilarious.
I really enjoyed this special. It was hilarious
Very funny enjoyed this guy.
Great writing! Thank you!
I'm wondering why this audience isn't howling. Fantastic funny and original!
At least the high pitched lady isnt there ruining the audience.🙃
Dan M., is very funny & was lol & balling the entire time!👍🤣. DryBar Comedy keeps showing all these great talents!!!👏, thanks! 💋
This guy is awesome!!!!!!
The Titanic, iceberg joke is phenomenally brilliant and hilarious 😂 😅😂😀🤣🤣. Great job, you're now one of my favorite comedians 😅😂
Lmao he strangled the life out a calculator 🤣
Love the energy, needs a lot more material.
I enjoyed this. It made my wife laugh quite a bit
As a Christian I did like that last joke...
The last five minutes were an absolute gem.
That ending was deep!!! love you show man....the smile in the dark had me in stitches!!!
Hilarious. Holy cow this guy's energy... I'm suspicious of drugs.
Probably has ADHD lol
Good stuff 👏 quick timing sharp observation.
He's so STUPID, was hysterical. Great timing, delivery, and original material. Thoroughly enjoyed!
I like your comedy, 🥰
This guy is so funny I could listen to him all day
Dan Mengini! Your amazing energy and hilarious set is on fire🔥💯 Thanks for posting or else I would've never known about you!
You know… I hadn’t thought of the 🍎 on the phone bit … 😂😂 Good point.
Dan is so funny! Love the one about the light switch! Hilarious! 😆😂💖
Loved his comedy! So true at the end too!
Definitely a new favorite comic! 😀
Dan M that was a great show , thank you so much!
Very funny stuff! That last bit, about the iphn, was really good.
Only problem. The special should be longer
This dude is cool. He kinda reminds me of Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation.
Thanks!
Loved this guy. Totally relate to the plastic bags! Lol
Another great comic! … strange thing, I knew an ‘H’ who was from the south (can’t remember where) and was in youth ministry in western Wisconsin. And yes, his name was ‘H’. It was not short for anything.
Very funny comedian great set
"Woo, glad I'm not on this plane!" 😂
Loved it!
Tremendous! really good
Brilliant!
Very entertaining. Thanks so much!!
So, so funny! Every joke/story was relevant to life!
Very funny and relatable.
🙉😆🙉😅🙉🤣🙉😁😎Luv U!!!!! Soooooo funny!!!!! Thank you 🤣🙉
Great job laughter is a beautiful thang!
I have an overactive brain also I feel you hardcore! My dog only made it to 16 and I thought that was pretty old. Ummm phone book? Lmao
Love this guy! 😊👍🌟
You know what they say; you can’t argue with stupid. They always win.
Thanks Dan! Merry Christmas 🎄 !
great set!
Great material!!!
One of the best ones! Lol
Great!
Truth😂"the sun will be rising in 4 hours"🤣
LOLOL! Son, I think we might be related! lololol
Really funny man!!!
Hilarious in real world ways! 😂
🆒 dude
Thank you for your funny man
I had so much fun watching it:)
I think this guy was speaking to my soul when he was talking about interweaving your fingers and arms through 95 grocery bags so you only have to make one trip, his comment about having garbage bags for days & which electric socket works the light in a new apartment.
LMAO, because those are my exact train of thoughts!
Saw this dude on my cruise was super awesome
Omw this guy is so funny. Everything related to our lives!
He's hilarious
The light switch joke is a banger
Great :)
aye he is on point with that last joke thpo. these jokes be real. great for people who always choose to have problem or be offended to become aware
This guy gets my parental situation
18:00…the smart fridge and money….rotlf…,soooo true! Hilarious material
Hilarious!
The apple bit at the end gave me chills
Greatystuff!
Love the refrigerator section. They're sooo ridiculously outfitted with the most expensive, ignorant crap.
As stupid as paying 5k for a purse then having no money to put in it😂