"Says the lawyer for the man who convinced the world he had scissors for fingers...." says the woman who tried to convince the world that she uses pledge and donation synonymously.
Yes, we all saw Edward Scissorhands and thought it was a documentary. He totally had us convinced. I also thought he murdered people with a razor and put them in pies, ran a giant candy factory, was a tea crazed man with a top hat, a vampire, a pirate, a wizard and a chameleon. When will the lies stop Johnny?!?!
Let's be honest, Johnny would have a better chance at convincing us all he had scissors for fingers, than Amber did trying to convince us she was a DV survivor. 🤣🤣
I’m glad she did this interview she’s only proving to the world that she’s crazier than we already knew she was. Not only that she just buried her career deeper to the ground
Well delusioner draws delusioners. Still there are many sexist and "feminisist" in the color of sexist go gainst JD and his team even though the fact that AH lied in front of the court led to her own loses.
She is pretending that Johnny Depp‘s acting talent is what convinced people he’s innocent. Johnny’s testimony didn’t make me think Johnny is innocent. Amber‘s multiple lies and ridiculous recorded evidence showing her antagonizing and abusing him is what made me think Johnny is innocent.
Exactly. I went into this purposely assuming both parties are lying right off the bat, in order to be as unbiased as I can. But the recordings, witness testimonies, the pictures that matched his story more than hers…all spoke for themselves imo
True. It was not what Johnny Depp said but what she said. She taunted Depp about running away from the fight and admitted starting a physical fight. That did it for me.
I believe we’re seeing a very real part of her psychopathy. She genuinely believes that, at all times, she is the smartest and sharpest person in the room and it could not be further from the truth
From the whole trial, that was my take of everything she said. She though she was the smartest, most talented person in the room. No matter what is asked of her, she will have an explanation. I had an Uncle with BPD, she reminds me of him.
My ex was just like her and nearly every behavior including violence, watching her act the same as my ex it’s just mind blowing for me, this is why I could never get her into therapy, because she would try to manipulate everybody all the time, and the one time I get to speak to the therapist so she’s not fooled, she flies off the handle in the first session and refuses to go back because the therapist called her out for trying to manipulate her, see what happens with these people when you call them out for things, they get violent
I got to hand it to her though, she is brilliant at being everything a narcissist is and more. I couldn't be more amazed with her being oh, well I hate to say it but it's like she's the best f-kn narcissist I've ever seen... and it's not the F-word that I mean when I say I hate to say it. I would never want her to read this comment because it would be a compliment to her and I don't mean it like that in any way at all I just detest her. At age 36 she's very good at what she is and there's only one explanation for how she can be so good at being a narcissist,... she's demon-possessed
This buries "My dog stepped on a bee." I think it is career-ending. "Says the lawyer for the man who convinced the world he had scissors for fingers." It's monumentally stupid, obtuse, bizarre, lame, absurd, incoherent, insane and downright hilarious.
Simply put, her PR team was looking for way to say, "Johnny's an actor too," without sounding stupid...and after a late night, coke fueled brainstorming session, they came up with this gem.
I believe that's how all this got started. Johnny was done with the marriage. The mean girls on Adderall and liquor thought this up to extort him for the new way of life they had come to expect from him. Mean girls 2.0 . They fully expected him to fold to their demands. The only reason it took this long to go to court was covid and her lawyers postponing. Johnny called your bluff babe.
She could have simply said, "Why is nobody saying that Johnny gave the performance of a lifetime? After all, he certainly convinced everyone that he is the victim", or words to that effect. But she tried to be extra clever and ended up looking extra stupid.
Johnny Depp's character in "Edward Scissorhands* was incredibly sensitive and completely endearing. Conveying so much deep emotion in a non verbal character would be challenging. If Amber Heard even actually watched the movie (which is doubtful), she just wouldn't get it.
This is off topic from the actual video and as much as I love Edward Scissorhands and Depp's performance I feel his performance in 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape' was, while similar in tone due to limited dialogue, so much more powerful. Completely different movies, both amazing in their own right, but I connected more with his performance in Gilbert Grape when it came to deep emotion. Love the sad whimsy in Edward Scissorhands though, a classic movie where he really conveyed so much while saying and doing so little. I just wanted to talk about the movies heh.
@@Iampatrix I couldn't agree with you more. Well said. I've always felt the very same way about these two movies. I confess I have only seen these two movies of his I got really busy in life I have had chronic headaches, my headaches are in the past so one day I'll be catching up on movies Johnny Depp's will top of my list.
4:20 The answer would have been less of a joke if she had said something along the lines of "Says the lawyer of an A-list professional actor"... The fact that she tried to imply the general public is somehow convinced Edward Scissorhand is a real person is just what makes it crazy. "I'm not a liar, its the entire planet that's gullible and stupid."
This is her fatal flaw. She genuinely believes she’s smarter and more witty than everyone else. So she comes up with these “zingers” and adds dramatic pauses and deep breaths. It’s really just horrible acting lol
Amber Heard's logic is nuts and her mental gymnastics just hurts our collective brains. I also think she is hating the fact Johnny Depp's role as Edward scissorhands is an iconic role
This is what happens when a stupid person thinks they're being clever. People will be laughing at this ridiculous attempt at deflection for the rest of her public life. As they should.
they usually have someone write their clever lines for them and have several people help them learn and deliver the lines. and then they get about 20 tries to deliver the clever in a convincing way
@@NINacide It does seem prepared rather than the way people normally speak, although the delivery needed more work. And then there's that precious little pause as she looks to the interviewer to see if she's buying it. Awkward comedy gold.
I am not jhonny fan . but She need help . Evil at her best. .she is a shame for women. . She still think we r fools. She is the most dangerous woman in the world . look at her god save us all from people like her . She has no shame .
Yeh I am having difficult sleeping at night. I keep finding myself thinking about it and going 'but that can't be right, he doesnt have sciasors for fingers, it was all just make believe. Omg i just don't know how i can go on' so does that mean r j downey doesn't have an iron suit he can fly in' I am more than broken hearted. I was saving uo for one of those. My whole world destroyed by this woman!!
Amber also believes: - Hugh jackman has knives in his hands - Toby McGuire can walk up walls - Christopher reeves had laser eyes - mark ruffalo goes a little green when he gets mad
@@prettygurlrockx exactly!!!! Haha I think about her talking to her friends/family and them nodding in agreement but thinking “please shut up. You’re so full of it”
Amber is that kid in school who thought she had a really good comeback she had practiced in the mirror but only succeeded in embarrassing herself more.
Oh...one more thing...if this is the way she honestly thinks...someone should check on her child and see if that child needs to be placed in a home with a sane family. That truly worries me...narcissistic motherhood is not something we should promote or allow to happen.
Yes! Exactly! Being raised by a narcissist is the worst! It's a lifetime of psychological and emotional abuse, at the very least! No one comes out of that without being messed up, for life! Monsters breed monsters. Amber is the kind of person that would turn her, now innocent, daughter into a mini me. If that child isn't removed from that monster, she's either not going to survive, or she's going to turn into another turd...
@@jagibaba Me, too! Second thing was, "Nice try, turd, but that's NOT going to get you out of the trouble you've caused yourself." It's painfully obvious she only did this in the hopes of being able to use her "new mommy" status to get people to side with her instead of a mean, old man.
The most amazing part of this is the smug, "I gotcha" look on her face like she really thinks she just scored a major hit. It is hysterical that the people who are reacting to this are so stunned that they are literally speechless. This statement is going to go right up there with other brilliant AH quotes like "My dog stepped on a bee". Amber darlin', of course we all believed that Johnny Depp had scissors for fingers. You mean he DIDN'T? Tell me it ain't so! Next you will be telling me that Julie Andrews couldn't really pick up an umbrella and go flying away or that Sally Field didn't really have a big hat that allowed her to fly or that a horse couldn't really talk or a dog didn't always understand what "find Timmy" meant. And what about the witch who could twitch her nose and clean an entire house or be transported to another location or a superhero who could change into a cape and go lift a car off of someone after flying miles to get there. Or for that matter, what about that evil Mary Crosby who shot Larry Hagman? Fortunately, Hagman survived and to my knowledge no charges were brought against Crosby but there's no question that she shot him. We all SAW it happen. You mean it DIDN'T really happen? I am crushed. CRUSHED, I tell you. It may come as a surprise to you, Amber, but we actually know the difference between fact and fiction. Maybe that's the problem. Perhaps you told so much fiction on the stand that it is now confused in your mind. And Amber, just so you know, there was NOTHING in Johnny's testimony that turned me against you. It was what was in YOUR testimony that turned me against you.
she was trying to say johnny is clearly a good performer, so why arent people saying he was performing on the stand? and her attempt was extremely poor lol
That was my exact response after I heard her say that. I turned to my sister and said "she's got to be doing crack, cause that was one of the stupidest things she's said so far...it's crack, for sure." Seriously, did she really think in her deluded mind that was a good reply? Wtf? Like the one guy said, bitch, you tried to convince the world you could breathe and speak underwater! LMAO!
Imagine having a conversation with Amber and then imagine a disagreement with Amber. You might as well just check into the nearest asylum, of course she is infuriating and would send the most reasonable person insane. Then imagine you have already become emotionally involved and think you love her, and you have to deal with the craziest reasoning and unreasonable stuff coming out of her mouth. Add in she starts to physically abuse you, what kind of unbelievable situation are you living in at that point!!
I'm just glad he got out of that "relationship" alive! That knife she bought him for his birthday definitely gave me serious creeps. I suspect that 'gift' made him see some light too to get away from her asap.
They’re something incredibly wrong with a person who wants everyone to hate their ex-but they declare they’re in love with them. I fear for JD and the baby! She brings up Edward Scissorhand, and she expects us to believe she lives underwater?
I suspect her daughter may wind up publishing something akin to Mommie Dearest when she's older, unless she has the fortune to be cared for by someone else
If she told me the sky was blue, despite knowing it's true, I would begin to doubt the color of the sky. After everything she's said and done, I trust nothing absolutely nothing that comes out of her mouth.
I think Eve Barlowe originally came up with this line on Twitter. Props to Eve. She's flushing the last bit of credibility AH has left down the crapper.
It always gives me pleasure to know that she spent her late 20s till early 30s in a court room instead of concentrating on her "career"! No more teeny bopper roles for her, if any at all. Even funnier, she has to be in court December 2023 against her insurance company that she lied to.
It's the way she appears to stifle a laugh like she thinks she's just delivered the best 'burn' ever, then waits to see if the interviewer is going to laugh or react to her 'snappy' come back. Ugh!
First, Depp didn't have scissors for fingers. He had scissor hands. Second, even when she was saying the line, she appeared to know it was lame. Third, I don't know about where Amber is from, but where I am from, everyone understood that it was a movie, and it wasn't real. We all knew even back in 1990, or when the movie came out, that it wasn't a documentary about a man who has scissors for hands.
She does love to mock his past acting roles, doesn't she? On tape making fun of 21 jump street. Now this. She really is obsessed with comparing careers, or her lack of one.
She's jealous. Her acting career is average. Based largely on her looks. Pretty hot girl/ 1dimensional love interest vapid roles. And she hasn't got the talent to get character roles ala Margot Robbie or Scarlett Johansson who are similar aged, beautiful and gets both Oscar bait serious and large commercial roles. So when she whines about not being taken seriously because she's beautiful it's pathetic.
@@truckinNloving it was in the recording she was saying oh at least I never played a heartthrob in a serious that would be embarrassing and then says oh 21 whatever it was. Johnny: Aquamannn
Imagine being so manipulated & driven crazy by a spouse like HER & listening to phrases like this during constant arguments!!! I'm surprised JD still has a mind left after being with her, he has patience of a SAINT.
What really gets under my skin is the pure rageful loathing she uses on the word "lawyer." I mean if she'd won she'd have been praising her own lawyers to the heavens.
I just see a lot of seething rage there, and it amuses me to no end. Camille got to her real good 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 well done Ms Vasquez, because in that short stack of a poor ass dig reply that went nowhere, Amber's snapped that she was being called out exactly what she was, acting and yet doing a piss poor job of it. Her retort didn't land nor does it stick.
I laughed out loud when she said in an interview that she had no vindictive feelings towards Johnny. She literally was just found guilty of MALICE in her comments. Her PR stunt here is laughable... so funny. I cannot wait for her to lose her appeal. If she wins it, I honestly think the internet will catch fire and explode.
Like uncivil said, this is a moment where you hear about something and you think "SURELY, no one can be THAT DUMB?!" Then you actually watch it, and you still can't process the amount of stupid.
This is what happens when you are trying so hard to sell a lie and you are bad at it, she's desperately grasping at straws, she making things up as she goes.
I thought he was the man with great big red hair that made hats for a queen with a big white face. I’m gonna have to have some quiet time now to adjust to this.
It was me. I was convinced that Johnny had scissors for fingers. My life is shattered, and I am now in intensive therapy in an attempt to pick up the pieces. *My whole life has been a lie.*
I love how everyone tries to rationalise what she says for a split seconds then everyone is like WTF.. However, I need Johnny to prove he doesn't have scissors for fingers.. ROTFL
There is an urban legend that what appears to be rings on Johnny's hands, are really metal scars from the scissorfingers removal surgery. But .....we'll never know for sure.
ALL her side has is REHEARSED TALKING POINTS (cf. the interviews of Elaine which all had the same phrases AND Elaine and Amber sharing the "powerful man" rhetoric).
I feel like she rehearsed it in a way that required a certain context but she felt she was gonna lose that window and went for it. Then she gave a pause her mind must be going like “o-Kay that came out worse Than I thought”
“Of course the world believed Johnny Depp, I mean, he even convinced the world he had scissors for fingers.” He also convinced us he was an eccentric chocolate factory owner, a perma’ drunk pirate, and a Native American Indian with a raven on his head.
also a revenge killer lived on one floor above of worst pie in London… a mat hatter that befriend with a girl named Alice… a early 20 century medical examiner who debunked a headless horseman looks like Christopher Walken …
I can't believe she said that with a straight face and ridiculous brows. No one is going to convince me they weren't clowning her after she left that TV studio
She watched the movie, and was convinced he had scissors for fingers. She freaked out, smashed at them while she yelled "ROCK!" Afterwards she realized it was only a movie, and saw what she had done. Then she had to convince the world that she wasn't imagining the scissors.
I had that thought today! Like she's an alien in a skin suit trying to portray actual human emotions and facial expressions and is just NOT getting it! 🤣🤣🤣 when she says "Rando's, like I say" and then makes that weird face/awkward laugh thing/facial twitch, I don't even know what's going on but it's NOT NORMAL! Like not human! 🤣🤣🤣
It’s fitting. Her entire “testimony” was like her telling us a story about a movie she saw once….. it’s almost as if she’s seriously living in a multiverse of madness or something. We were as convinced of him having “scissors for fingers” as we were that she was a “victim”
I agree that this might very well be another theory as to why she said this (I offered another theory). It's like she really cannot tell the difference between real life and movies.
Through her testimony I kept waiting for her inner child to fully break through: And then. And then Johnny threw his pet dragon at me. Yeah. He has a dragon. You can't see it now. It ran away. But he yeah, threw the dragon at me and I hit it. I didn't punch it but I hit it and it cried and ran away. And everyone clapped...
@@damaark21 Lawd jeezaz you killing me😁😁😁😁😁😁😊😊😁 is how your imagination so wild & vivid? I can't stop laughing at your wild hilarious comment lol OMG😁😁😁😁😁
Deflection. Can’t answer a single question without deflection, but this one is really awful. She thinks this is a witty answer but all she did was look stupid. Not only did she deflect to a great movie that Johnny was in but she completely removed the fact that acting in court is not the same as acting in a movie. Since Johnny did his actual job well, we’re supposed to believe he also acted well in court, putting the question on his integrity instead of hers. Amber to a T.
This must be like the Kate Moss rumor “that EVERYONE knew about” back in the 90’s. She’s now saying the world believed he actually had “scissors for fingers”? I must have missed that one too.
I keep coming back to this because I'm profoundly baffled by her response. She could have actually come at this question with a really good response, something like "Well, Johnny is an actor too, how do you know he wasn't acting?" There's delusional, then there's just flat out brain-dead.
Her scissor hand comment makes it understandable why she and her representatives lost the case. You must be able to put a triangle block in a triangle cutout. Connect the dots. Put the key in the ignition and turn the key to engage the motor of a vehicle. Ambe'r's sense of logic and reality is deeply skewed.
We want to meet ONE person who actually believes JD has scissors for fingers. Just one. Find one person, Amber. Bring that dude to your next interview.
“Is it crack” 😂 the side eye movement she does when she says that is indicative of a constructing auditory stuff, words, I.e writing a poem, Imagining sounds, ‘does it sound right’, lying! She was trying to think of a good come back on the fly
2:00 Absolutely something someone wrote for her. Multiple people heard this line and thought it was clever/funny. I BET $1000 she said it flippantly at a party or meeting, all the sad lackies around her laughed because they were afraid of hurting her feelings. So she thought it was good and would deliver it again. This is the result of lots of people not telling their friend she should cancel her "American Idol" audition. It's cruel. I'm started to believe that Johnny was her only honest friend.
I had the same thought! When everyone around her laughed at this insult, she thought 💭 this is brilliant, I will use it again 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️, Just further proof this woman is an truly an IMMATURE CHILD, the bully on the playground. She just can’t stand to lose, because she really believes she is the smartest person she knows 🤣
My wife has been only mildly interested in this trial, never sought out any details but the stuff I relayed or showed her off this channel however, she can't get enough of this, I love it when my wife laughs and this has had her in stitches for hours, thanks Miss-Herd
It was her "sophisticated communication" style (donated/pledge, ability to talk away from a direct answer, and flamboyant labeling "Captain Jack Sparrow fans") that outed her for the liar she is. To help me get through her responses during the hearing I just added the word "money" to each of her answers and she made more sense🤣
I've seen this quote on twitter... She actually said it with a straight face... Who on this planet actually was convinced Johnny had scissors for fingers? She doesn't need any help ruining her career at this point...
I’m laughing so hard because every single reaction was mine. “Wait... what?” 🤷♀️ It’s that moment where you think, is she aware she’s just answered a r/l Question with a fantasy Answer????!!! It would be like Johnnie answering a question about her and Elaine with “says the woman who defended the woman who convinced the world she was a mermaid 🧜🏻♀️....”
@@rebeccarambo2893 It makes no logical sense, there is nothing to get. It might make sense to ambers delusional fans, the few out there... but.... to the rest of us... it does not. They both domestically abused each other. One(Amber) being responsible much more than the other. So because she is a terrible actor and unable to convince people of anything, she must have been telling the truth about everything? Or the opposite for johnny?---- That is your logic. Just a painfully idiotic retort to someone making fun of her acting.
@@KyleSmith-qt9sg on the plus side, it makes a great psychological litmus test: if you understand this “dig/joke”- I want to identify you and stay far, far away from you
I'm pretty fricking upset that the directors of Edward scissorhands didn't cast a real person with actual scissors for hands, there are so many Scissorhanded people waiting for that part and I'm just finding out now that wasn't even real. What is the world coming to?!!?
@@silla-je9od I know, I was shocked. I feel so deceived. I also thought he solved a bunch of murders in the late 1800s using ground breaking forensic techniques in a town called Sleepy Hollow. It's like my whole life has been a lie.
You can really see the crazy very clearly in this one. Not just the words, but the intonation and the simmering, psychotic rage. No wonder her sister is terrified of her.
I wonder if she threw that broken bottle at his hand that cut off the top of his finger because SHE thought he had scissors for hands. Because if he did, that bottle wouldn’t have damaged his human fingers.
Oh, Nate, you have quickly become my favorite. I swear, your passion and hilarity and legal knowledge are only a few of the reasons why I’m a Nate the Lawyer superfan. Thank you for all the time and effort you put into your videos. Keep up the great work!
Every time I pay attention to Amber Heard speaking I feel confused and gaslit. The msm coverage is horrible. I rely on you and other lawtubers to keep me sane. Thank you for staying anchored in reality.
I believe this wasn't as much of a jab at Johnny, as it was a jab at every single person who didn't believe her. She is basically calling everyone stupid. Like that will save her career. But I think that's the point. She knows her career is over, and this is the only middle finger she can do as she is being escorted out the door. Speaking of escorts, a new career choice for her to get into.
Yes, that’s what she meant. The judge was unfair, the jurors were stupid, the witnesses were just trying to curry favor with a big movie star, Depp was lying. But she, Amber Heard, was the lone voice of truth.
In all honesty, believing JD has scissors for hands is less stupid than believing Amber's lies. But I think she used Eduard Scissorhands as a metaphor for acting as an innocent guy who is abused. Like she is practically blaming him of that she is guilty of. "Speaking of escorts, a new career choice for her to get into." I was thinking about porn, but I wonder if any porn studio studio would accept her, probably not.
So… after watching everyone trying to dissect her saying I can only think she her phrase was meant to say “I’m not the one performing, he is, he is a liar.” But her statement is only valid if 1.she herself were not an actress as she would be ‘competing’ against a professional, or 2.if she genuinely believed he had scissors for fingers and was surprised to discover that he had fingers when they first met.
Nate having fun with this is the only thing keeping me sane while watching this garbage of replies. *_"Everyone is now dumber for having listened to this."_*
My favourite reaction was the woman who just realized that he was Edward Scissorhands. It's like she's not happy just losing, she needs to go down as the most notorious liar and abuser in history. She seems to want people to never stop talking about how horrible of a person she is. That's the only way I can possibly explain the utter insanity coming from her.
It's the way she nods after she says it that gets me every time, it's like she thinks it's so intelligent and the world would suddenly go, You know what she was right all along! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait, so he didn't really have scissors for fingers? Holy moley, this is huge! I'm so grateful we have Amber Heard in this world to tell us the truth! You go, gurl, tell us some more of your truth, because laughter is the best medicine.
"Says the lawyer for the man who convinced the world he had scissors for fingers...." says the woman who tried to convince the world that she uses pledge and donation synonymously.
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she really tried to gaslight EVERYBODY 😭
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Loooool I'm stealing
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Yes, we all saw Edward Scissorhands and thought it was a documentary. He totally had us convinced. I also thought he murdered people with a razor and put them in pies, ran a giant candy factory, was a tea crazed man with a top hat, a vampire, a pirate, a wizard and a chameleon.
When will the lies stop Johnny?!?!
Lol.
The man is a pathological liar… oh wait nope that would be Amber 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Don't ask jd it has absolutely nothing to do with him.
Amber's real grudge towards Johnny is that she really believed he was Edward scissor hands, and felt deceived when she found out otherwise.
LMAO
That's a weird kink to have, but for her idk anymore...
This girl is crazy..
Or Don Juan de Marco?
Yup. Like, no Santa ? It was just our neighbor ???
Let's be honest, Johnny would have a better chance at convincing us all he had scissors for fingers, than Amber did trying to convince us she was a DV survivor. 🤣🤣
😂😂EXCELLENT COMMENT 💯 👏
🤣🤣🤣 ! Brilliant retort ..
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I’m glad she did this interview she’s only proving to the world that she’s crazier than we already knew she was. Not only that she just buried her career deeper to the ground
And still obsessed with Johnny. She will never let it go, or him go.
Depper to the ground* 😆
Exactly.... delusions to the extreme....
Well delusioner draws delusioners. Still there are many sexist and "feminisist" in the color of sexist go gainst JD and his team even though the fact that AH lied in front of the court led to her own loses.
What career?? 😂😂
She is pretending that Johnny Depp‘s acting talent is what convinced people he’s innocent. Johnny’s testimony didn’t make me think Johnny is innocent. Amber‘s multiple lies and ridiculous recorded evidence showing her antagonizing and abusing him is what made me think Johnny is innocent.
Exactly. I went into this purposely assuming both parties are lying right off the bat, in order to be as unbiased as I can. But the recordings, witness testimonies, the pictures that matched his story more than hers…all spoke for themselves imo
True. It was not what Johnny Depp said but what she said. She taunted Depp about running away from the fight and admitted starting a physical fight. That did it for me.
Io read from the notes he had on his screen and Rachel acting like she have to do that as a favour was more convincing
Indeed. His testimony, tho sincere, had entertaining moments. Heards was jus cringe worthy
Well said. Exactly what I feel.
I believe we’re seeing a very real part of her psychopathy.
She genuinely believes that, at all times, she is the smartest and sharpest person in the room and it could not be further from the truth
From the whole trial, that was my take of everything she said. She though she was the smartest, most talented person in the room. No matter what is asked of her, she will have an explanation. I had an Uncle with BPD, she reminds me of him.
My ex was just like her and nearly every behavior including violence, watching her act the same as my ex it’s just mind blowing for me, this is why I could never get her into therapy, because she would try to manipulate everybody all the time, and the one time I get to speak to the therapist so she’s not fooled, she flies off the handle in the first session and refuses to go back because the therapist called her out for trying to manipulate her, see what happens with these people when you call them out for things, they get violent
I got to hand it to her though, she is brilliant at being everything a narcissist is and more. I couldn't be more amazed with her being oh, well I hate to say it but it's like she's the best f-kn narcissist I've ever seen... and it's not the F-word that I mean when I say I hate to say it. I would never want her to read this comment because it would be a compliment to her and I don't mean it like that in any way at all I just detest her.
At age 36 she's very good at what she is and there's only one explanation for how she can be so good at being a narcissist,... she's demon-possessed
And she is anything but smart !!Delusional , and Histrionic yes. She is a complete Nut Job. !!
Bingo!
the amount of brain cells people lost over hearing her saying that line, just cant be topped 😂
This buries "My dog stepped on a bee."
I think it is career-ending.
"Says the lawyer for the man who convinced the world he had scissors for fingers."
It's monumentally stupid, obtuse, bizarre, lame, absurd, incoherent, insane and downright hilarious.
😂😂😂😂 exactly
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Hilarious as in Amber is so desperate to sound witty but she just needs to stop. This is why people make fun of you Amber!!!
My favourite reaction: "Is it crack!?"
@@christopherb2801 given her admissions under oath... i mean, could be.
Simply put, her PR team was looking for way to say, "Johnny's an actor too," without sounding stupid...and after a late night, coke fueled brainstorming session, they came up with this gem.
I believe that's how all this got started. Johnny was done with the marriage. The mean girls on Adderall and liquor thought this up to extort him for the new way of life they had come to expect from him. Mean girls 2.0 . They fully expected him to fold to their demands.
The only reason it took this long to go to court was covid and her lawyers postponing.
Johnny called your bluff babe.
🍄shrooms were involved too. How comes up with that? How did that make sense?
"Gem" LMAO !! It is indeed....
Coke, shrooms, and Crystal Pepsi were what's needed to come up with an answer that gloriously STUPID.
Hehehehehe
She could have simply said, "Why is nobody saying that Johnny gave the performance of a lifetime? After all, he certainly convinced everyone that he is the victim", or words to that effect. But she tried to be extra clever and ended up looking extra stupid.
Giad I'm not the only one that could figure that out 🙂
Exactly. Hear hear 👏
She demonstrated that she’s not very good at her profession. Depp was Oscar worthy in his role. Case closed
Don't give her idea for her next interview 😭
"But she tried to be extra clever and ended up looking extra stupid." That's usually what happens when stupid people try to sound clever.
Johnny Depp's character in "Edward Scissorhands* was incredibly sensitive and completely endearing. Conveying so much deep emotion in a non verbal character would be challenging. If Amber Heard even actually watched the movie (which is doubtful), she just wouldn't get it.
Bro that is an excellent point. When they frame him and he gets arrested (Edward scissorhands) I cry everytime because of his facial expressions.
This is off topic from the actual video and as much as I love Edward Scissorhands and Depp's performance I feel his performance in 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape' was, while similar in tone due to limited dialogue, so much more powerful. Completely different movies, both amazing in their own right, but I connected more with his performance in Gilbert Grape when it came to deep emotion. Love the sad whimsy in Edward Scissorhands though, a classic movie where he really conveyed so much while saying and doing so little.
I just wanted to talk about the movies heh.
Yeah it is actually quite a deeply emotional film.
JD was fantastic in Edward Scissorhands
@@Iampatrix I couldn't agree with you more. Well said. I've always felt the very same way about these two movies. I confess I have only seen these two movies of his I got really busy in life I have had chronic headaches, my headaches are in the past so one day I'll be catching up on movies Johnny Depp's will top of my list.
4:20 The answer would have been less of a joke if she had said something along the lines of "Says the lawyer of an A-list professional actor"... The fact that she tried to imply the general public is somehow convinced Edward Scissorhand is a real person is just what makes it crazy. "I'm not a liar, its the entire planet that's gullible and stupid."
4 20
It would still fit, because they know what acting looks like... bad acting is still acting.
This is her fatal flaw. She genuinely believes she’s smarter and more witty than everyone else. So she comes up with these “zingers” and adds dramatic pauses and deep breaths. It’s really just horrible acting lol
It's gold watching everyone's brain melt at her insane reply in that first quote.
Yes!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was going to say the same 💀😂 its way too funny
Pure gold montage
Omg 😆 yes!! The best was 4:52. I too was stunned with disbelief!
Johnny Depp doesn't actually have scissors for fingers? I'm shocked! Next she'll say he isn't really a pirate captain.
I'm pretty sure he owns a chocolate factory or was that a lie too?
YES HE DOES! He definitely has scissors for fingers, that's what he used to abuse her, to cut up the bed-frame, etc.! He's Captain Scissor Fingers! ✂️
Wait....what?! He's not a pirate??
@@Timmichanga361 If he is, he is the worst one I've ever heard of
Don’t forget, he’s also the Mad Hatter! 🤣
I loved the way she just looked at the camera like it was the most profound answer anyone had ever given
That was my favorite part!
Amber Heard's logic is nuts and her mental gymnastics just hurts our collective brains. I also think she is hating the fact Johnny Depp's role as Edward scissorhands is an iconic role
This is what happens when a stupid person thinks they're being clever. People will be laughing at this ridiculous attempt at deflection for the rest of her public life. As they should.
they usually have someone write their clever lines for them and have several people help them learn and deliver the lines. and then they get about 20 tries to deliver the clever in a convincing way
@@NINacide I swear she made this up on the spot 😂😂
And there is no point with arguing with a stupid person. You have to drop down to their level and they just beat you with experience. Lol
@@NINacide It does seem prepared rather than the way people normally speak, although the delivery needed more work. And then there's that precious little pause as she looks to the interviewer to see if she's buying it. Awkward comedy gold.
@@tylersperry9164 in the driest most cynical tone, think Daria, console her; there...there...it is going to be ok. stop...crying...
This woman is truly insane. Depp certainly did well getting away from this basket case.
AND SERIOUSLY A LIFE .
And in the interview she says she still love him...God help him!
She's the basket case in which the world is going to hell.
I am not jhonny fan . but She need help . Evil at her best. .she is a shame for women. . She still think we r fools. She is the most dangerous woman in the world . look at her god save us all from people like her . She has no shame .
She ist insane....and she is dangerous. There is only one place for her: Jail
Man, I was so disappointed when I first learned that Johnny doesn’t really have scissors for fingers…😞 I think I’m still not over it
lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same 😂🤣🤪
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Yeh I am having difficult sleeping at night. I keep finding myself thinking about it and going 'but that can't be right, he doesnt have sciasors for fingers, it was all just make believe. Omg i just don't know how i can go on' so does that mean r j downey doesn't have an iron suit he can fly in' I am more than broken hearted. I was saving uo for one of those. My whole world destroyed by this woman!!
Amber also believes:
- Hugh jackman has knives in his hands
- Toby McGuire can walk up walls
- Christopher reeves had laser eyes
- mark ruffalo goes a little green when he gets mad
“Tell them, Johnny, tell the world, ‘I, Johnny Depp, have scissors for fingers.’”
-A. Turd, probably
This interview confirm that the verdict of the court was accurate, she is insane.
"The woman convulsed for hours and couldn't produce tears" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"He convinced the world he had scissors for fingers...." says the woman who tried to convince the world that her 3 lb dog took a human sized turd
😂😂😂😂😂
Her assured and completely confident nod at the end of that statement just proves that this woman is delusional and truly a narcissist.
I imagine Amber thinking she just blew everybody’s mind and then I die laughing
@@prettygurlrockx exactly!!!! Haha I think about her talking to her friends/family and them nodding in agreement but thinking “please shut up. You’re so full of it”
Yup! 🙄😏
Amber is that kid in school who thought she had a really good comeback she had practiced in the mirror but only succeeded in embarrassing herself more.
Basically the "I don't care that you broke your elbow" kid, but "over 9000" times worst.
That was Amber admitting that she was so stupid as a child she actually believed Johnny had Scissors for fingers!! 🤣
Oh...one more thing...if this is the way she honestly thinks...someone should check on her child and see if that child needs to be placed in a home with a sane family. That truly worries me...narcissistic motherhood is not something we should promote or allow to happen.
Yes! Exactly! Being raised by a narcissist is the worst! It's a lifetime of psychological and emotional abuse, at the very least! No one comes out of that without being messed up, for life!
Monsters breed monsters. Amber is the kind of person that would turn her, now innocent, daughter into a mini me. If that child isn't removed from that monster, she's either not going to survive, or she's going to turn into another turd...
Yeah, I seriously worry about her baby.
That was the first thing that crossed my mind when I learned she had a child. This is actually quite serious.
@@jagibaba
Me, too! Second thing was, "Nice try, turd, but that's NOT going to get you out of the trouble you've caused yourself."
It's painfully obvious she only did this in the hopes of being able to use her "new mommy" status to get people to side with her instead of a mean, old man.
jokes aside I'm really sad worry and scared for her child
The most amazing part of this is the smug, "I gotcha" look on her face like she really thinks she just scored a major hit. It is hysterical that the people who are reacting to this are so stunned that they are literally speechless. This statement is going to go right up there with other brilliant AH quotes like "My dog stepped on a bee".
Amber darlin', of course we all believed that Johnny Depp had scissors for fingers. You mean he DIDN'T? Tell me it ain't so! Next you will be telling me that Julie Andrews couldn't really pick up an umbrella and go flying away or that Sally Field didn't really have a big hat that allowed her to fly or that a horse couldn't really talk or a dog didn't always understand what "find Timmy" meant. And what about the witch who could twitch her nose and clean an entire house or be transported to another location or a superhero who could change into a cape and go lift a car off of someone after flying miles to get there. Or for that matter, what about that evil Mary Crosby who shot Larry Hagman? Fortunately, Hagman survived and to my knowledge no charges were brought against Crosby but there's no question that she shot him. We all SAW it happen. You mean it DIDN'T really happen? I am crushed. CRUSHED, I tell you.
It may come as a surprise to you, Amber, but we actually know the difference between fact and fiction. Maybe that's the problem. Perhaps you told so much fiction on the stand that it is now confused in your mind. And Amber, just so you know, there was NOTHING in Johnny's testimony that turned me against you. It was what was in YOUR testimony that turned me against you.
Absolutely, she has convinced me she a big fat liar and a nasty dangerous human being. She's done that all by herself.
Absolutely, 😵💫what the???
she was trying to say johnny is clearly a good performer, so why arent people saying he was performing on the stand? and her attempt was extremely poor lol
God gives them over to a reprobate mind. It means after so much lying, the mind loses its grip.
How did you finish your comment when you were crushed? My mind is blown
“Is it crack? Is it crack? Help me Jesus” is probably the best response I have seen to her answer 😂😂😂
I think that was my favorite one too 😂
That was my exact response after I heard her say that. I turned to my sister and said "she's got to be doing crack, cause that was one of the stupidest things she's said so far...it's crack, for sure." Seriously, did she really think in her deluded mind that was a good reply? Wtf? Like the one guy said, bitch, you tried to convince the world you could breathe and speak underwater! LMAO!
That's an embarrassing admission. She was at one time convinced Johnny Depp had scissors for hands.
Imagine having a conversation with Amber and then imagine a disagreement with Amber. You might as well just check into the nearest asylum, of course she is infuriating and would send the most reasonable person insane. Then imagine you have already become emotionally involved and think you love her, and you have to deal with the craziest reasoning and unreasonable stuff coming out of her mouth. Add in she starts to physically abuse you, what kind of unbelievable situation are you living in at that point!!
what a crazy lady
I'm just glad he got out of that "relationship" alive! That knife she bought him for his birthday definitely gave me serious creeps. I suspect that 'gift' made him see some light too to get away from her asap.
Agreed... I'd be drinking mega pints too! 🍷
you described a place worse than loki's time rewind prison!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I need a mega pinte hahaha she is high too much crack
They’re something incredibly wrong with a person who wants everyone to hate their ex-but they declare they’re in love with them. I fear for JD and the baby! She brings up Edward Scissorhand, and she expects us to believe she lives underwater?
I suspect her daughter may wind up publishing something akin to Mommie Dearest when she's older, unless she has the fortune to be cared for by someone else
And her dog stepped on a bee!🐝
protect johnny's kids they now need security guards because of this nut-bar. "RESTRAINING-ORDER" -NEEDED.
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@@mcscas68 😂😂😂😂
@@brianmerry5616 he really does need to beef up protection. Amber is a total psycho and I think if he didn't leave she might have killed him later on.
I'm sitting here at a cafe, drinking my iced coffee and LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF!!! XD I really needed this, thanks so much! 💜
i like how all the lawyers synonymously said “What?” followed by silence and confusion 😂😂
If she told me the sky was blue, despite knowing it's true, I would begin to doubt the color of the sky.
After everything she's said and done, I trust nothing absolutely nothing that comes out of her mouth.
LOL
I laughed so hard about the sky
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The sky is not blue, we just see it in blue colours 😉
@@chimerakim u need ur meds.
I think Eve Barlowe originally came up with this line on Twitter. Props to Eve. She's flushing the last bit of credibility AH has left down the crapper.
Says the lawyer
I knew it sounded familiar.
You're right this was the Brilliant mind of Eve Barlow
Eve Barlow said she had PTSD because she saw a sign that said FREE PARKING and she thought it said FREE PALESTINE. She has always been a clown.
It reeks of Eve's self satisfied one liners. Pathethic.
It always gives me pleasure to know that she spent her late 20s till early 30s in a court room instead of concentrating on her "career"! No more teeny bopper roles for her, if any at all. Even funnier, she has to be in court December 2023 against her insurance company that she lied to.
That was awesome. That silent pause, the interviewer must have been saying to herself, "Don't burst out laughing, don't burst out laughing".
🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I loved the interviewer 🤣😂🤣🤣 like give her the bait she'll screw her self AGAIN IMO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I would’ve failed.
How did she keep a straight face?
Unfortunately we can't see the facial expression of the interviewer at that moment.
Lmao I think Legal Mindset's reaction is the best: "It's a movie!! You played a FISH!!!" But also, Natalie's is fantastic 😂😂😂
Nick's uncontrollable laughter got it for me.
"Is it crack?" 🤣🤣🤣
@@EchoSappho made her say "help me Jesus" 😂
All reactions were FUNNY!! Natalie=priceless. Legal Mindset= hysterical and Rakieta Law= perfect ending
@@TheSucidalpanda me too!!! He and Joe had that New Yorker no holding back reaction 🤣🤣🤣
Shoutout to interviewer for not bursting out in laughter and stopping the interview right there, what a champ
For all we know she probably did but was edited out lol
It's the way she appears to stifle a laugh like she thinks she's just delivered the best 'burn' ever, then waits to see if the interviewer is going to laugh or react to her 'snappy' come back. Ugh!
First, Depp didn't have scissors for fingers. He had scissor hands. Second, even when she was saying the line, she appeared to know it was lame. Third, I don't know about where Amber is from, but where I am from, everyone understood that it was a movie, and it wasn't real. We all knew even back in 1990, or when the movie came out, that it wasn't a documentary about a man who has scissors for hands.
This answer made me lol 😂
She does love to mock his past acting roles, doesn't she? On tape making fun of 21 jump street. Now this. She really is obsessed with comparing careers, or her lack of one.
exactly
Definitely
Wait, I missed that in 21 jump street?
She's jealous. Her acting career is average. Based largely on her looks. Pretty hot girl/ 1dimensional love interest vapid roles.
And she hasn't got the talent to get character roles ala Margot Robbie or Scarlett Johansson who are similar aged, beautiful and gets both Oscar bait serious and large commercial roles. So when she whines about not being taken seriously because she's beautiful it's pathetic.
@@truckinNloving it was in the recording she was saying oh at least I never played a heartthrob in a serious that would be embarrassing and then says oh 21 whatever it was. Johnny: Aquamannn
Imagine being so manipulated & driven crazy by a spouse like HER & listening to phrases like this during constant arguments!!! I'm surprised JD still has a mind left after being with her, he has patience of a SAINT.
What really gets under my skin is the pure rageful loathing she uses on the word "lawyer." I mean if she'd won she'd have been praising her own lawyers to the heavens.
She actually wouldn't. She would do it all about herself.
I just see a lot of seething rage there, and it amuses me to no end. Camille got to her real good 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 well done Ms Vasquez, because in that short stack of a poor ass dig reply that went nowhere, Amber's snapped that she was being called out exactly what she was, acting and yet doing a piss poor job of it. Her retort didn't land nor does it stick.
Understandable, an attractive professional women that got really popular and stole ambers spotlight, how can amber not loathe Camille ? ;)
@@dasik84 "I just spoke my truth"
I laughed out loud when she said in an interview that she had no vindictive feelings towards Johnny. She literally was just found guilty of MALICE in her comments. Her PR stunt here is laughable... so funny. I cannot wait for her to lose her appeal. If she wins it, I honestly think the internet will catch fire and explode.
Like uncivil said, this is a moment where you hear about something and you think "SURELY, no one can be THAT DUMB?!" Then you actually watch it, and you still can't process the amount of stupid.
🤪My reaction was the same as well. I couldn't believe what I had just heard her say. She is indeed one of a kind.
This is what happens when you are trying so hard to sell a lie and you are bad at it, she's desperately grasping at straws, she making things up as she goes.
4:52😭
it still hurts my brain to hear it honestly its like my brain has to reboot when she says it just to protect itself
I thought he was the man with great big red hair that made hats for a queen with a big white face. I’m gonna have to have some quiet time now to adjust to this.
It was me. I was convinced that Johnny had scissors for fingers. My life is shattered, and I am now in intensive therapy in an attempt to pick up the pieces. *My whole life has been a lie.*
I hope you're finding peace in your life now. Lol
Thanks for the confession, she was right. Johnny is a faker
The scissors for fingers line makes me laugh every single time ha ha ha 😂 😂
I haven’t laughed this hard in some time. I woke my husband up because I couldn’t contain myself. What an amazing ensemble you all are!
same hahahahahaha
I had to stop the video several times to process and laugh.
I’m agree
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Hilarious. I LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how everyone tries to rationalise what she says for a split seconds then everyone is like WTF.. However, I need Johnny to prove he doesn't have scissors for fingers.. ROTFL
She did that when she chopped the end off his finger.
There is an urban legend that what appears to be rings on Johnny's hands, are really metal scars from the scissorfingers removal surgery. But .....we'll never know for sure.
Didn’t she proved that by breaking/smashing one of his fingers 😂
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I think she seriously believes she's telling the truth which is really dangerous.
"You convinced the world you can breathe underwater!" Best reaction 🤣 can't stop laughing!
I totally agree w/ Uncivil. This seems like an insult she has mulled over in her mind for days, and has finally found an opening to jab.
ALL her side has is REHEARSED TALKING POINTS (cf. the interviews of Elaine which all had the same phrases AND Elaine and Amber sharing the "powerful man" rhetoric).
I feel like she rehearsed it in a way that required a certain context but she felt she was gonna lose that window and went for it.
Then she gave a pause her mind must be going like “o-Kay that came out worse Than I thought”
Definitely one of those lines that sounds better in your head.
4:52😭😭😭
Yes, it does seem rehearsed ahead of time. I don't know if Amber wrote that bit or someone else, but it is idiotic thing to say.
And she was prepared for this interview too 🤣🤣🤣
“Of course the world believed Johnny Depp, I mean, he even convinced the world he had scissors for fingers.”
He also convinced us he was an eccentric chocolate factory owner, a perma’ drunk pirate, and a Native American Indian with a raven on his head.
also a revenge killer lived on one floor above of worst pie in London… a mat hatter that befriend with a girl named Alice… a early 20 century medical examiner who debunked a headless horseman looks like Christopher Walken …
Don't forget a vampire and a wizard
and a homicidal barber out for justified vengeance and still people trusted him more than Amber.
...and a wolf, an 18th century forensics investigator, and a young undercover cop.
And John Dillinger
I can't believe she said that with a straight face and ridiculous brows. No one is going to convince me they weren't clowning her after she left that TV studio
LoL facts! They all had a good laugh 🤡✂️
They 100% laughed after she left.
She should fire her PR and Media relation team. Who the F is approving her interactions, is it even vet by her legal team?
She watched the movie, and was convinced he had scissors for fingers. She freaked out, smashed at them while she yelled "ROCK!" Afterwards she realized it was only a movie, and saw what she had done. Then she had to convince the world that she wasn't imagining the scissors.
She made this statement like it was the smartest thing she's ever said. I'm convinced that this woman is just a badly programmed robot.
Further malfunctioned when she dipped into water as Mera
I disagree, robots have more feelings & empathy than she does! lol
I had that thought today! Like she's an alien in a skin suit trying to portray actual human emotions and facial expressions and is just NOT getting it! 🤣🤣🤣 when she says "Rando's, like I say" and then makes that weird face/awkward laugh thing/facial twitch, I don't even know what's going on but it's NOT NORMAL! Like not human! 🤣🤣🤣
@@LindaKayHolevas Yeah robots now a day have become more human than amber.
This is gold! So funny to see everyone’s reactions in one video. Moral of the quote “what the f*ck!!?!”
It’s fitting. Her entire “testimony” was like her telling us a story about a movie she saw once….. it’s almost as if she’s seriously living in a multiverse of madness or something.
We were as convinced of him having “scissors for fingers” as we were that she was a “victim”
I agree that this might very well be another theory as to why she said this (I offered another theory). It's like she really cannot tell the difference between real life and movies.
Through her testimony I kept waiting for her inner child to fully break through:
And then. And then Johnny threw his pet dragon at me. Yeah. He has a dragon. You can't see it now. It ran away. But he yeah, threw the dragon at me and I hit it. I didn't punch it but I hit it and it cried and ran away. And everyone clapped...
The Amberverse is an insane place, the true verse of madness.
@@damaark21 Lawd jeezaz you killing me😁😁😁😁😁😁😊😊😁 is how your imagination so wild & vivid? I can't stop laughing at your wild hilarious comment lol OMG😁😁😁😁😁
@@damaark21 How did you come up with this? You must be some type of Author or Poet😁😁😁
Deflection. Can’t answer a single question without deflection, but this one is really awful.
She thinks this is a witty answer but all she did was look stupid.
Not only did she deflect to a great movie that Johnny was in but she completely removed the fact that acting in court is not the same as acting in a movie.
Since Johnny did his actual job well, we’re supposed to believe he also acted well in court, putting the question on his integrity instead of hers.
Amber to a T.
This must be like the Kate Moss rumor “that EVERYONE knew about” back in the 90’s. She’s now saying the world believed he actually had “scissors for fingers”?
I must have missed that one too.
That's probably why Amber cut Johnny's finger: she wanted to reveal the scissors!! ✂️
I keep coming back to this because I'm profoundly baffled by her response.
She could have actually come at this question with a really good response, something like "Well, Johnny is an actor too, how do you know he wasn't acting?"
There's delusional, then there's just flat out brain-dead.
Dude I swear her brain gave up for a split second while she formed that sentence. 😂
Yep. 😬🙄
@Hydra Dominatus 👍🤣🤣
Oh god does she think that acting and real life are exactly the same? I hope she doesn't drown trying to get back to Atlantis.
She doesn't seem capable of self-awareness. So she can't think of a sentence before saying it.
Poor Johnny, that must have been a really rough puberty having scissorhands. He really is a cut above everyone else surviving through that.
On the plus side, he probably saved a fortune on his circumcision
Would explain how his finger got cut off...maybe? Totally off the rails now......
Cut above the rest 😂 I see what you did there
Well, hes a SHARP man...
He adjusts very well to being ON EDGE...
Oh my gosh. I love the woman's reaction at 7:20. "Why am I listening to this...I got things to do!" LOL
Her scissor hand comment makes it understandable why she and her representatives lost the case. You must be able to put a triangle block in a triangle cutout. Connect the dots. Put the key in the ignition and turn the key to engage the motor of a vehicle. Ambe'r's sense of logic and reality is deeply skewed.
We want to meet ONE person who actually believes JD has scissors for fingers. Just one. Find one person, Amber. Bring that dude to your next interview.
their name is The surname World
Like the “mountains of evidence” not allowed into this trial - yeah, bring in one scissor finger “expert”
I want Dr. Spiegel to join her for the next interview. I'm sure he believes in the scissor fingers.
Objections, hearsay! Plus to every other question Objection, leading, lack of foundation, lack of expert testimony!
“Is it crack” 😂 the side eye movement she does when she says that is indicative of a constructing auditory stuff, words, I.e writing a poem, Imagining sounds, ‘does it sound right’, lying! She was trying to think of a good come back on the fly
2:00 Absolutely something someone wrote for her. Multiple people heard this line and thought it was clever/funny.
I BET $1000 she said it flippantly at a party or meeting, all the sad lackies around her laughed because they were afraid of hurting her feelings. So she thought it was good and would deliver it again. This is the result of lots of people not telling their friend she should cancel her "American Idol" audition. It's cruel.
I'm started to believe that Johnny was her only honest friend.
I agree...i believe that line was said in a different context where it probably made sense...but its total nonsense as a reply to Savanna's question
I had the same thought!
When everyone around her laughed at this insult, she thought 💭 this is brilliant, I will use it again 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️,
Just further proof this woman is an truly an IMMATURE CHILD, the bully on the playground.
She just can’t stand to lose, because she really believes she is the smartest person she knows 🤣
hey ya know what you are probably right abt Johnny being her only honest friend.
My wife has been only mildly interested in this trial, never sought out any details but the stuff I relayed or showed her off this channel however, she can't get enough of this, I love it when my wife laughs and this has had her in stitches for hours, thanks Miss-Herd
Trouble is, we're getting addicted to her madness!😂She can go on like this forever.
@@johnllewlyndavies222 She can and she will. We'll still be watching this ridiculousness in 2032!!! And beyond!!!
@@tamarevans9025 😂😂😂😂
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Reading this made me laugh. I feel happy now.
She’s comedy gold! Her final smirk says “imma genius”! 🤦♀️😅
It was her "sophisticated communication" style (donated/pledge, ability to talk away from a direct answer, and flamboyant labeling "Captain Jack Sparrow fans") that outed her for the liar she is. To help me get through her responses during the hearing I just added the word "money" to each of her answers and she made more sense🤣
Did you take away all the other words as well?
😂
Ohhh ... Interesting. I did the same with Johnny's testimony, only I added "savvy?" ... e.g. - "A megapint.... savvy?" =D
I've seen this quote on twitter... She actually said it with a straight face... Who on this planet actually was convinced Johnny had scissors for fingers? She doesn't need any help ruining her career at this point...
She was convinced at first
Probably Amber herself 🤣
She probably got it from eve Barlow since she was the one who tweeted that before she did the interview lol
@@AuroraSun94 what?
The faces and responses of these people is pure GOLD!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m laughing so hard because every single reaction was mine.
“Wait... what?” 🤷♀️
It’s that moment where you think, is she aware she’s just answered a r/l Question with a fantasy Answer????!!!
It would be like Johnnie answering a question about her and Elaine with “says the woman who defended the woman who convinced the world she was a mermaid 🧜🏻♀️....”
@@rebeccarambo2893 Yes. All the lawyers and jurors believed he had scissors for fingers. Amber is so smart omg.
@@rebeccarambo2893 It makes no logical sense, there is nothing to get. It might make sense to ambers delusional fans, the few out there... but.... to the rest of us... it does not. They both domestically abused each other. One(Amber) being responsible much more than the other.
So because she is a terrible actor and unable to convince people of anything, she must have been telling the truth about everything? Or the opposite for johnny?---- That is your logic.
Just a painfully idiotic retort to someone making fun of her acting.
@@rebeccarambo2893 Well done, excellent point.. I totally agree with you.
@@rebeccarambo2893 wait... what??!!
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Says the woman who defends the abusive merwomen on a LAW channel, not a “depp fan chan”
@@KyleSmith-qt9sg on the plus side, it makes a great psychological litmus test: if you understand this “dig/joke”- I want to identify you and stay far, far away from you
Showing the Court Case everyday live, was propperly the best move for Johnny Depp and his team.
Otherwise nobody would belive the insanity.
“You played a fish!” Kills me 😂😂
Lol
I'm pretty fricking upset that the directors of Edward scissorhands didn't cast a real person with actual scissors for hands, there are so many Scissorhanded people waiting for that part and I'm just finding out now that wasn't even real. What is the world coming to?!!?
OMG lmao!
I mean, he's just that good. I was shocked when I found out he had actual hands and he isn't a murderous barber and he's also not a vampire.
Wait --are you sayin' he doesn't really have orange eyebrows and hair, and chartreuse green eyeballs?!
@@silla-je9od I know, I was shocked. I feel so deceived. I also thought he solved a bunch of murders in the late 1800s using ground breaking forensic techniques in a town called Sleepy Hollow. It's like my whole life has been a lie.
I have no problem believing her performance was the best of her life. She’s that bad of an actor.
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"I'm trying to get through this quickly, because I have things to do..." So hilarious! Lol
You can really see the crazy very clearly in this one. Not just the words, but the intonation and the simmering, psychotic rage. No wonder her sister is terrified of her.
To her credit, it is more believable that Edward is real than it is JD abused her.
I wonder if she threw that broken bottle at his hand that cut off the top of his finger because SHE thought he had scissors for hands. Because if he did, that bottle wouldn’t have damaged his human fingers.
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🤣😂🤣😂🤣 stop 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
OMG this is the best!! 😂🤣😂
I wonder if Amber was dropped on her head as a baby....several times.
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This compilation is great. A group of professionals who argue for a living can’t help laughing at the flawed logic of a TERRIBLE liar 🤥
Oh, Nate, you have quickly become my favorite. I swear, your passion and hilarity and legal knowledge are only a few of the reasons why I’m a Nate the Lawyer superfan. Thank you for all the time and effort you put into your videos. Keep up the great work!
Every time I pay attention to Amber Heard speaking I feel confused and gaslit. The msm coverage is horrible. I rely on you and other lawtubers to keep me sane. Thank you for staying anchored in reality.
I believe this wasn't as much of a jab at Johnny, as it was a jab at every single person who didn't believe her. She is basically calling everyone stupid.
Like that will save her career.
But I think that's the point. She knows her career is over, and this is the only middle finger she can do as she is being escorted out the door.
Speaking of escorts, a new career choice for her to get into.
Yes, that’s what she meant. The judge was unfair, the jurors were stupid, the witnesses were just trying to curry favor with a big movie star, Depp was lying. But she, Amber Heard, was the lone voice of truth.
Dominatrix...
In all honesty, believing JD has scissors for hands is less stupid than believing Amber's lies.
But I think she used Eduard Scissorhands as a metaphor for acting as an innocent guy who is abused. Like she is practically blaming him of that she is guilty of.
"Speaking of escorts, a new career choice for her to get into."
I was thinking about porn, but I wonder if any porn studio studio would accept her, probably not.
Trust me, she does NOT think her career is over.
@G T She had cheek bone implants put into her face. She has made herself so much less attractive. She looked 100x better without them.
So… after watching everyone trying to dissect her saying I can only think she her phrase was meant to say “I’m not the one performing, he is, he is a liar.”
But her statement is only valid if 1.she herself were not an actress as she would be ‘competing’ against a professional, or 2.if she genuinely believed he had scissors for fingers and was surprised to discover that he had fingers when they first met.
Both 1 and 2 are true 😂
She really thought she had something…. 😂 she truly believes she called out Johnny out on his biggest lie yet…. 🤣
Nate and Nick laughing at the absurdity that is this interview is giving me life hahahaha xD
Nate having fun with this is the only thing keeping me sane while watching this garbage of replies.
*_"Everyone is now dumber for having listened to this."_*
My favourite reaction was the woman who just realized that he was Edward Scissorhands.
It's like she's not happy just losing, she needs to go down as the most notorious liar and abuser in history. She seems to want people to never stop talking about how horrible of a person she is. That's the only way I can possibly explain the utter insanity coming from her.
That’s how Narcism works.
“If I can’t be famous I’ll be infamous”
The What the F moment each time is unanimous across the board haha
"Called her acting the performance of a lifetime "
No one ever said it was a good performance.
It's the way she nods after she says it that gets me every time, it's like she thinks it's so intelligent and the world would suddenly go, You know what she was right all along! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait, so he didn't really have scissors for fingers? Holy moley, this is huge! I'm so grateful we have Amber Heard in this world to tell us the truth! You go, gurl, tell us some more of your truth, because laughter is the best medicine.
Agree lol
Big if true
The fact that she shakes her head as confirmation during that one minute wait like I’m dead 🤣🤣