"She usually wears a surgical mask witch isnt unusual in japan" People watching in 2020: .... "well if everyone is wearing a surgical mask now she is rly at an advantage when it comes to blending in"
The story of the umbrella yokai, from what I learned in Japanese class, is that they can manifest from forgotten umbrellas. Someone forgets their umbrella for a long time, and the umbrella becomes alive, the handle becomes the foot, and it hops away to find someone who will never forget them. A pretty harmless yokai.
The backstory of "The Slit Mouth Woman" is she was the wife of a fearsome samurai warrior, she was a very beautiful women and was known to ask men to rate her appearance. Her samurai husband found out that she had been cheating on him with another man, without any hesitation the samurai cut the womans face into a wide and creepy smile posing this question _"Who will think you're beautiful now ?"_ the unfortunate woman soon died and became the spirit Kuchisake-onna. You are welcome if you wanted it
On that one I knew what to do already, I Knew what to do two years ago and so I said to myself, “Oh, You look okay I guess? Also I have some (Okay what ever food I have.)” I don’t know why, When a lady asks something in Scary urban legends and things that might harm you I always plan what to say. And I’m socially awkward and shy already so...
"And [surgical masks are] not actually that unusual of a sight in Japan..." Honey, I come from the future and I'm here to tell you that Japan has a lot more facemasks now... 😳
it could get worse if she was a true kappa she would pull out you butt ball and sumo wrestle every one else and win unless the water in her head was lost it sound weird but it was used as a warning for children not to get near water look it up
Slit mouth woman: "Am I pretty?" Me: "Yes why?" SMW: *pulls down mask* Me: "Eh, still better than me." SMW: *visible confusion* ME: "Soooooo, are you going to kill me or kill me?"
To me, it looks like the other girls are trying to help the slit mouth woman gain her confidence back in their own ways. The umbrella girl is helping her experience/find more joy, the kappa girl is giving self care advice (focused on eating cucumbers and sleep, but still), and the kitsune girl is improving her body image.
MASS TRADER My brother and cousin had this huge obsession with it. My cousin lives in Japan and Yo-Kai Watch was big in Japan at the time, so my cousin had like eighty medals and no watch to go with them.
“I have a real soft spot for cyclops characters” Lavendertowne, an art genius “Well, considering I can only draw one okay-looking eye, this is agreeable”-me, an art idiot
If you were to say “you look prettier without the mask” to the slit faced woman would you still die cuz that’s a bigger compliment then you look pretty
sᴡᴇᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴡᴇᴀᴛʜᴇʀ I came up with Izutoki (I-zu-to-ky) or Izouki (I-zu-ki) when I first saw her fur some reason I don't know why though. It just had to be something with the letter "I" in it.
Funfact: Kuchisake-Onna is actually really polite, if you tell her you’re in a hurry, she would let you go even if she wants you dead. And when she pulls down her surgical mask, and you say she’s pretty without looking scared, she will give you a blood stone as a gift :D
I feel like aussies can easily get away from the slit mouth woman. Example: “Am I pretty?” “Oh yeah nah nah yeah yeah nah nah nah yeah nah mate, yeah, yeah yeah nah.” “Uhh eh?” “Well garn bunnings.”
As an Aussie myself id like to say Oh fucken yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah, Im garn for fucken Para
I hate to say it I’d just assume she was attacked in Scotland since there is an injury that has to do with the cheeks of the victim being cut all the way to the bottom of the ear( Glasgow smile if you wanted to know the name)
Hispanics aswell Slit Mouth: Do you think I'm pretty? Any drunk Hispanic:"Mira cabrona yo no se quien eres pero necesito otra cerveza ahorrita regreso"
@@joanallen308 factually speaking tho, urban legends have a method to avoid her by throwing her candy because her mouth is slit. It is also essential that you giver her HARD ASS candy.
They totally look like “this cucumber is mine now. Oh boy I cannot wait to indulge in this wonderful treat I most definitely did not steal from a person” and I love it 😂 I will take one cucumber turtle please!
Slit Mouth Women : Am I pretty Me: yea Slit mouth women: *takes off mask* AM I PRETTY NOW Me: it looks good on you like amazing but It’s not a look on me but you slay it Slit mouth women: oh ok
Oh my god. You found out how to beat the system! MSW: Do you think I'm pretty? Me: Yes MSW: How about now? Me: Yes, but the look doesn't work well, on anyone else. That's how unique ppl are, so keep slaying it!
Slit mouth woman: am I pretty? Me: *nods* Slit mouth woman: how about n- HEY! What are you doing? Me: you look like you were crying and plus, you bleeding. Stay still Kuchi-san. *I wipe her bloody mouth and dry tears* Slit mouth woman: did you just call me Kuchi-san? Me: yeah, it's a cute nickname for you! How's yuki-onna? Slit: sh-she's ok. Me: nure-onna? Slit: still trying to have a child *rolls eyes* Me: you know Kuchi-san, you don't have ask people if your pretty. Your already pretty! Even the other onnas think so. Slit mouth woman: oh um *blushes* thank you! I never got that response before. Me: well just remember that your always pretty and that you need to love yourself. " your not born ugly, we just live in a judgemental world." That's what someone told me. Slit mouth woman: heh, I guess that person is kinda right. 😊
Slit Mouth Woman: Am I Pretty? Joker: Why so serious? Slit Mouth Woman: How'd you get those scars? Have we met before? Joker: You see, my Father, was real handy with kni- I think I would remember seeing someone else who had a permanent smile on their face.
Ideas for more turning things into cute girls/boys: Chinese Zodiacs Alchemist Elements (Earth, Fire, Water, and Air) Yin and Yang Natural Disasters Popular Stereotypes Types of candy
5:45 “College student on the verge of a mental breakdown eating cucumbers on the floor” Replace “college” with “High School” and that perfectly describes my sister.
To clarify, I don’t mean little cucumbers, I mean full sized ones. Also now she actually is a university student so it’s even more accurate. (I actually mean that giant cucumbers are her comfort food. She eats them specifically when she’s upset. Doesn’t even cut them up, just takes bites off while crying. I shouldn’t find it funny but I do.)
The girl with slit mouth: am I pretty? Me:am I pretty? The woman:yes but am I? Me:yes! The woman:do you want to be pretty too? Me: but didn't you say I was already pretty!? :(
Slit Mouth Woman: Am I pretty? Me: Am I pretty? Slit Mouth Woman: No. But am I? Me: ~Yeets candy at her face and starts ugly crying while slow motion running away~ :'>
Slit Mouthed Woman: Am I pretty? Me: Well, that’s really subjective. Some will see you as pretty, some will see you as ugly, some will see you as normal and some will see you as gorgeous. It’s completely different for everyone. The only opinion that really matters is yours. So honestly, the question you should be asking is if YOU think that you look pretty. Slit mouthed woman: *silently walks away*
@@lycheedragoncookie2826 well i dont rlly like pickles but that have nothing to do with kids show characters everyone can have something they dont like bruh- hes not forced to like same things then u i rlly tasted them and dont liked
“She’s a woman with a surgical mask who comes to children” (something like that) Me: *looks at my mom during corona* Edit: my mom is a really nice person , this is just a joke.
You can encounter the “umbrella monster” in pathfinder (a table top RPG like D&D... if pathfinder were it’s slightly over complicated cousin) and it doesn’t have to be an umbrella or even evil P.S. they manifest at an object’s 100th anniversary of being built (or it’s “birthday”) and depending on how often it was used and maintained, it will be good, evil or neutral
![Lets redesign Marinette!! [this took 3 years to make]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cgXLx4jklZU/mqdefault.jpg)
Slit mouth woman: "Am I pretty?"
People that are into monster girls: "well, yes, but actually yes"
hentai haven users: *YES YES YES. YES!*
*So So, BuT aCtUalLy Yes*
“You’re average.” *sprint*
Me: yes but no but yes but no but yes? Idk whatever answer I pick you'll kill me.
_“And that’s how the cult of the slit mouths began”_
“on the verge of a mental breakdown eating cucumbers on the floor”
if that ain’t me
Same but cucumbers are too healthy
Way to heathy for meh xD
Me except eating a pizza hot pocket
Why is that me?
Big mood XDDDD
"She usually wears a surgical mask witch isnt unusual in japan"
People watching in 2020: .... "well if everyone is wearing a surgical mask now she is rly at an advantage when it comes to blending in"
Hahah
Yep
U could prank people like this
LmAoo
She’s gonna kill us and the police won’t know bc so many masks
The story of the umbrella yokai, from what I learned in Japanese class, is that they can manifest from forgotten umbrellas. Someone forgets their umbrella for a long time, and the umbrella becomes alive, the handle becomes the foot, and it hops away to find someone who will never forget them. A pretty harmless yokai.
Cute
Cool
The backstory of "The Slit Mouth Woman" is she was the wife of a fearsome samurai warrior, she was a very beautiful women and was known to ask men to rate her appearance. Her samurai husband found out that she had been cheating on him with another man, without any hesitation the samurai cut the womans face into a wide and creepy smile posing this question _"Who will think you're beautiful now ?"_ the unfortunate woman soon died and became the spirit Kuchisake-onna.
You are welcome if you wanted it
I knew that but what if the slit mouth women goes to California Us
@@cookplayinggamingwithkaile5946 we're dead
Did she kill her husband?
Spooky
Cook,playing,gaming with kailee mayhew 2
its not like it’d make anything any worse, we are all probably gonna die before 2023.
''Usually appears to children with a surgical mask.''
Me, in Corona time: ''Well..''
To me young baby’s and kids look at me so all I need is a trench coat and my surgical mask I have then boom!!!
BemBem make it better and go to Japan
Love you pfp
I’d be like:
I have to go, bye.
xD
HOW ARE YOU GUNNA KNOW I'S HER NOW
“If you ask her if you’re pretty she will get confused”
Am I that ugly?
I laughed so hard at this (just thought I should let you know)
Also if you say somewhat she'll be confused if it means pretty or not
@@miwazzz yeah its not like its not real
Ikr
On that one I knew what to do already, I Knew what to do two years ago and so I said to myself, “Oh, You look okay I guess? Also I have some (Okay what ever food I have.)”
I don’t know why, When a lady asks something in Scary urban legends and things that might harm you I always plan what to say. And I’m socially awkward and shy already so...
"And [surgical masks are] not actually that unusual of a sight in Japan..."
Honey, I come from the future and I'm here to tell you that Japan has a lot more facemasks now... 😳
Kuchisake Onna: “am I pretty?” Me, panicking: “AM I?”
Me: *conflicted pansexual noises*
Me: I have to go nowwwww.
Yes, yes you are pretty.
Me: *throws candy and fruit at her and runs away*
a v e r a g e
"On the verge of a mental breakdown eating cucumbers on the floor"
That's a mood
it could get worse if she was a true kappa she would pull out you butt ball and sumo wrestle every one else and win unless the water in her head was lost it sound weird but it was used as a warning for children not to get near water look it up
Ok, no lie, the umbrella monster cracked me up. I’d prolly start singing something from Mary Poppins if I saw one.
@@callmesummon THE MEDICINE GO DOOOOOWWNN MEDICINE GO DOWN
I just think of the song Karakasa san.
Honestly same
I thought that was a *hay stack*
Grab the umbrella and fly away
2:52 : "Masks aren't uncommon in Japan"
Me: They aren't uncommon anywhere now-a-days
Also Me: ...Unless you're a Karen
This is a great way to prank people just act suspicious wear a mask and ask people am I pretty if they know the legend just watch them FREAK
lol
@@annabethlovegood5871 LMAO
Yes
200 likes your welcome lol
"I have a soft spot for cyclops creatures"
Me: "Because drawing 2 symmetrical eyes is a PAIN to draw"
*Preach*
If she did a "turning beautiful pretty girls into ugly bad monsters* I would be included cuz I'm the most beautiful..in my opinion
Pink Perfume Fairy No, the umbrella monster would be included.
Pink Perfume Fairy
That’s a big ego you have there.
Pink Perfume Fairy the fairy from sesame street will forever be the most beautiful thing 😌🤚
Slit mouth women: "am I pretty?"
Me: *Breaks 5 war laws* YESN'T
Unstable_TrashBag wit you could say “so so”
*Whom'st'tdve*
*Oh yeah, it's big brain time.*
@@sketchydude8431 *wait what does that mean I legit don't know*
Maybe
Slit mouth woman: "Am I pretty?"
Me: "Yes why?"
SMW: *pulls down mask*
Me: "Eh, still better than me."
SMW: *visible confusion*
ME: "Soooooo, are you going to kill me or kill me?"
When you have lower self esteem than the one asking the question
Yesh👏
she's doesn't kill you if you say she's pretty, she gives you the slits
don't you say like "normal"
Just say “hey put your mask on”
can we just agree that japanese horror films are the ones that will seriously make you sleep while the light is on?
Yes
Slit Mouth Lady: "Am I pretty?"
Me: "What does it even mean to be truly pretty anymore?"
Slit Mouth Lady: **ERROR 404**
@@alicemcintyre4955 Woah ok that sounds really cool-
lol!
@@alicemcintyre4955 that actually does sound epic-
So freaking weird cause when I look at THIS VIDEOS REPLYS ON MY COMMENT IT SAY "error 404
Yep sound like something I would say
"Every reference picture had the monster holding a GIANT CUCUMBER"
yes, that is because kappa are known for loving cucumber
@@neonasis true facks
YUM
*h m m m m m*
They want the C😏😝
Anything: *exists*
LavenderTowne: But what if it was a cute girl-
My IQ: *Exist*
Lavendertowne: I draw everything, but that thing... it scares me
Anything: *Exist*
LavenderTowne: *Its free realestate*
@@lazrinproject3001 lmaoo
But that's the whole point lol :)
cute girl: exists
Lavender: let’s make it a cute girl
9:51
I love how the turtle girl is just looking so disapprovingly at the cute version of slit mouth women Lmao
Yeah xD
“Hey um, do you know where the nearest grocery store is? This is my last cucumber…”
To me, it looks like the other girls are trying to help the slit mouth woman gain her confidence back in their own ways. The umbrella girl is helping her experience/find more joy, the kappa girl is giving self care advice (focused on eating cucumbers and sleep, but still), and the kitsune girl is improving her body image.
Lavender Towne: Turtle Demon
VSCO girls: no,
that's illegal-
Oh My Gosh I LOVE THIS why don't you have so much LIKES LIKE IM NOT KIDDING
Hehehe
Wølfy Playz it’s called a kappa
@Lilith Ruetz Wait till you see a giant ass loggerhead turtle chomp down on a pineapple. 🍍🐢
Since the hair on the Kappa girl has two toned hair, she kinda looks like Melanie martinez
Lavendertowne: **makes scary yokai cute**
Yo-kai watch: am I a joke to you?
Oml, I remember that cartooonnnn
MASS TRADER
My brother and cousin had this huge obsession with it. My cousin lives in Japan and Yo-Kai Watch was big in Japan at the time, so my cousin had like eighty medals and no watch to go with them.
@@Kai-hi2ii *W o w*
Touhou Project: *_AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!_*
@@masstrader3811 it's an anime NOT cartoon
The slit mouthed girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Me: *throws an UNO reverse card at her and slowly walks off while still mantaining eye contact*
HAHAHA
Slit mouthed woman: Reveals trap card
gєt rєkt ѕlít mσuth wσmαn
Lol poor onna just got obliterated
@@orderofdusk2382 it's time to d-d-d-d-duel!
Lavender town:people wear masks when they are sick or when they didn’t have time to get makeup on…
Me:…or when they have the corona…
I ruined the funni 69 likes.
Which is..being sick..?
Isnt covid a sickness LIKE she said in the video -_-
But everybody needs to wear mask tho? It's not only for the people who have the corona. This doesn't make sense
“Who wouldn’t want to look like Joker?”, I always say.
Jokes on them I always look like a clown
@@ratherande jokes on them, I am a clown.
Ikr I wish I had those scars at least dumbasses would stay the fuck away from me
I am the joker ;)
Hah
Scary monsters: * exist *
Lavandertowne: *what if it was a waifu* ?
Ok the first day of NNN
smart way to make your fears into hot guys/ girls
Ice Wallow Come 69 _so the fear of being a leader/fear of the dark into a hot lad? SIGN ME UP!_
Anything: exists
Lavendertowne: What if that was waifu?
I'll be like yo demon waifus it's ya boy take me
Everyone: *talking about slit mouth girl*
Me: debating on this kitsune on how gorgeous she looks
Yes
Of course
Her name is kuchisake onna
@@ailaaidanincali1900 no, they're talking about the kitsune (the 9 tailed fox) not kuchisake-onna
Ikr
me: *THROWS CANDY ON GROUND IMMEDIATELY*
I'd take her to the shop to buy candy lol slit face is sooo pretty
To whoever said her bag should be a shell: I love that idea. Its perfect!
Um.. maybe it's you...
@@crimebelt It wasn't?
@@lilava7326 ur lying....
@@crimebelt I'm not? I didn't comment anything like that?
@@crimebelt Plus, if I was. There would be tons of replies saying I did.
"I don't wanna draw a hot anime girl"
* Draws a hot furry instead *
210th like lol
“People wear mask for many reasons, like embarrassed because their makeup is bad”
Me: *Or they wear it durning the pandemic*
It’s corona time! 😹😹😹😹😹😅😅😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆🤪🤪🤪😋😋😋😛😛😛😝😝😝😝😜😜😜😜
armi duarte thats a lot of emojis 😂
@@ailaaidanincali1900 wtf is that abomination called your comment
@@strawbxii9683 idek
“I have a real soft spot for cyclops characters” Lavendertowne, an art genius
“Well, considering I can only draw one okay-looking eye, this is agreeable”-me, an art idiot
HHH SAME
Kuchisake Onna: Do you think I’m pretty?
Me: *Silently panics in gay*
imy responce is idk am i pretty with a uno reverse card and say also you look like jeff the killer XD
@celestial gamer 何?
This works for both WLW and MLM-
SAME
Ace O'hearts to say in the least verbostic way, differn’t
Japan: waifunates everything
Girl: waifunates back
Japan: you dare use my own magic againts me
Underrated
Corona-chan
Cucumber girl wears a bowl on her head when no one’s around
Hoot Boot headcanon accepted
Supposedly they do love cucumbers and you are supposed to leave them some to avoid them drowning you like mermaids
I do too. This is why I am made fun of at school
Kappa
I haven't watched the video yet and I am very confused
Me: alrighty I am gonna sleep peacefully.
Lavendertime: *iamma end this whole girl career*
lol
Slit-mouthed woman: Am I pretty?
Me: I'm blind.
Underrated.
Oh dude
Slit-mouthed woman: am i pretty?
Blind dude: wait let me see..oh wait im blind
Just be like idk are u
Crack the code
"They're supposed to have like seven tails"
LavenderTowne... I assume you like Kanto. Ever heard of the pokemon Ninetails?
Kurama is judging you
Kitsune can have a varying number of tails, they can aquire up to nine I believe, so she could have seven, like maybe she hasn’t gained them all yet.
@@ponytailproductions2503 This is true, but it's just strange that she guessed 7 is the iconic number
An then Naruto, NINETAILS.
I have.
*A college student on the verge of a mental breakdown eating cucumbers on the floor*
sounds about right
Copied
@@lilyfisher6953 No?
@Lily Fisher
wut
I saw this comments on tiktok of the slit mouth woman and omg 😭
slit mouth woman: am I pretty?
me: I cannot see I am legally blind.
THE GOOD STUFF HAS RETURNED. ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY LAVENDERTOWNE.
Yes.
t o r t l e productions YES
Yes
It's all good stuff, this is the great stuff
Lavendertown: Draws Kappa as cute
Animal Crossing:
Am I a Joke to you
If you were to say “you look prettier without the mask” to the slit faced woman would you still die cuz that’s a bigger compliment then you look pretty
She would cut your face like yours
WHAT DO YOU SAY
She would say: Maybe I should give you it too! (talking about her slit)
So yeah :V
Oh btw she would still cut your face to look like hers
No you say "well i dunno do YOU think you're pretty cuz thats what matters
you would still die because thats the same thing as saying yes to her
I gotta say!
Whenever you draw something like this i keep fangirling and draw, You inspire me!
for the umbrella girl, she kinda gives me a “Mimi” or “Daymee” vibe. something cute and lighthearted
I actually think those names would be perfect for her!
What a bout kaz I know it may be lowhanging but still I think it's cute
Daymee is precious af
Lmao where's Queso-
sᴡᴇᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴡᴇᴀᴛʜᴇʀ I came up with Izutoki (I-zu-to-ky) or Izouki (I-zu-ki) when I first saw her fur some reason I don't know why though. It just had to be something with the letter "I" in it.
Me: "Am I handsome"
Slit mouth women: "oh that is easy"
Slit mouth women: "No you are not handsome you are ugly"
Me: *cries and jumps off a cliff*
*OOOOOOF*
😂😂lmao
Big fat OOOOOOOOF
Lol 😂😂😂
Oh my guy..
No XD
Umbrella girl: Uri
Slit-faced woman: Samara
Kappa: Weylen
Kitsune: Faye
@@milk-ju4dy Thank you :)
AoT vibes
The slitface and the kitsune should swap names, faye is a cute name and samara sounds very mysterious like the woman she drew for kitsune
The slit faced woman already has a name it’s “kuchisakionna” idk how to spell 😅
Those are really cute names
Funfact: Kuchisake-Onna is actually really polite, if you tell her you’re in a hurry, she would let you go even if she wants you dead. And when she pulls down her surgical mask, and you say she’s pretty without looking scared, she will give you a blood stone as a gift :D
Cool hay lady come to me please I love scars and I want a blood stone!!!!
I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT THAT EXPLAINED WHAT HAPPENED IF YOU STILL THINK SHES PRETTY😭
As a person who has a soulless face 99.999999% of the time I see this as an absolute win.
What's a blood stone
I feel like aussies can easily get away from the slit mouth woman.
Example:
“Am I pretty?”
“Oh yeah nah nah yeah yeah nah nah nah yeah nah mate, yeah, yeah yeah nah.”
“Uhh eh?”
“Well garn bunnings.”
As an Aussie myself id like to say
Oh fucken yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah, Im garn for fucken Para
I hate to say it I’d just assume she was attacked in Scotland since there is an injury that has to do with the cheeks of the victim being cut all the way to the bottom of the ear( Glasgow smile if you wanted to know the name)
Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient.
Modest pelican gameing
Hispanics aswell
Slit Mouth: Do you think I'm pretty?
Any drunk Hispanic:"Mira cabrona yo no se quien eres pero necesito otra cerveza ahorrita regreso"
Anything: exists
Japan: it's free waifu real estate
Cats exist:
Japanese people: ItS fReE rEaL eStAtE
Zombies exist*
Japan: AlL pRaIsE tHe WaIfU
this also includes you and anyone else who reads this. Let it sink in. Thank me later.
@@hab0272 Is that a compliment? Whatever I'll take it as a compliment so thank you!
@@jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh yes it is. Also you can be waifu-material :3
Me: *_Sees title_* well, while you're at it, can you fix me too?
She can't fix me
Nothing will help my ugly face (and personality)
You’re both wonderful!! Be kinder to yourselves
@@ros7444 I know... haha I kind of of just said that cuz everyone else is 😂😂😂 thanks!
Why did spidey fall down the drain in the nursery rhyme?
Because he was missing and um brella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh.
I'll go now.
lmaooooo, i understood THAT reference
Lol XD
Kuchisake Onna: Am i pretty?
Someone: **throws candy to the floor**
Kuchisake Onna: Oooo candy
There are some kids that also bring cyanide as candy, so heads-up.
K-onna: am I pretty?
Me: nooooooooooo
K-onna: ok I will kill you
Me: or you can have my candy bar
K-onna: yesssss
@@joanallen308 factually speaking tho, urban legends have a method to avoid her by throwing her candy because her mouth is slit.
It is also essential that you giver her HARD ASS candy.
I’d just give her a frozen beating heart
I’d like to adopt one of those turtles carrying cucumbers please
Tho you shouldnt
I think the original storie of the kappa was a tiny turtle who kidnapped childrens and eat/kill them
raphy butterfly true, true
*but he’s still cute*
Kappas are always cute change my mind
Lethiqa exactly
They totally look like “this cucumber is mine now. Oh boy I cannot wait to indulge in this wonderful treat I most definitely did not steal from a person” and I love it 😂 I will take one cucumber turtle please!
Slit Mouth Women : Am I pretty
Me: yea
Slit mouth women: *takes off mask* AM I PRETTY NOW
Me: it looks good on you like amazing but It’s not a look on me but you slay it
Slit mouth women: oh ok
Oh my god. You found out how to beat the system!
MSW: Do you think I'm pretty?
Me: Yes
MSW: How about now?
Me: Yes, but the look doesn't work well, on anyone else. That's how unique ppl are, so keep slaying it!
Ryan Wittenbarger lol yeah
Me after she takes off her mask: Why do you want EXTERNAL beauty when there's so much potential for INTERNAL beauty?
Slit mouth woman: am I pretty?
Me: *nods*
Slit mouth woman: how about n- HEY! What are you doing?
Me: you look like you were crying and plus, you bleeding. Stay still Kuchi-san. *I wipe her bloody mouth and dry tears*
Slit mouth woman: did you just call me Kuchi-san?
Me: yeah, it's a cute nickname for you! How's yuki-onna?
Slit: sh-she's ok.
Me: nure-onna?
Slit: still trying to have a child *rolls eyes*
Me: you know Kuchi-san, you don't have ask people if your pretty. Your already pretty! Even the other onnas think so.
Slit mouth woman: oh um *blushes* thank you! I never got that response before.
Me: well just remember that your always pretty and that you need to love yourself. " your not born ugly, we just live in a judgemental world." That's what someone told me.
Slit mouth woman: heh, I guess that person is kinda right. 😊
We've beat the system
Japanese Cryptids: nOoOoO!! you cant turn us into cute anime girls!!
LavenderTown: haha cute yokai go brr
Slit Mouth Woman: Am I Pretty?
Joker: Why so serious?
Slit Mouth Woman: How'd you get those scars? Have we met before?
Joker: You see, my Father, was real handy with kni- I think I would remember seeing someone else who had a permanent smile on their face.
HaVoC Creations Jeff the killer has a smile
And they've been dating ever since
creepy critters creations yep uwu
heheheHeHeHeHeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
gavin richardson HhhehehehHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEGEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAJJAHEHHEHWHSHAHAHAHAHAHA
If I saw the slit-mouth woman:
1. “You’re normal!”
2. “Am *_i_* pretty?”
3. *throws candy on the ground*
4. *runs away*
If you say so-so, she will also get confused
Jaisyn yes
@@boeyqiqing then u will have the opportunity to escape and run as fast as those legs can go
Now that is sticking to the bittenbinder method
@@take3726 yep
Unless, of course, you don't have legs. Then you're doomed.
kuchisake-onna: “am I pretty?”
me: *hugs her very tightly but then gives her a huge load of candy* here ya go. alright see ya in my dreams.
Slit mouth in 2020: *wears mask*
People: oh she’s just like us
Me: *dies* of slit mouth
People: .....
People: RUN!!!!!!!
lol
Hah
Hehe dat fonny
"Do you think I'm pretty?"
(Yeets candy onto the ground)
"Oh sweet! You're free to go my dude."
No one:
Literally no one:
Kappa: don’t touch my giant pickle.
MR PICKLS
Poor pickelez
This don't sound right Mr stark
Me:*dieing*
ME : NOW HOLD UP!
The whole twitch chat: THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ON A SKATEBOARD-
LavenderTowne: _Doesnt mention it_
which one?
Yee “Fruits Basket” is the best! ☺️😊😆😝
Omfg your soooo right! Now I can never unsee it...
???? What looks like its in a skateboard
@@DogeDogeriffic cucumber child
Kuchisake Onna: Do you think I'm pretty?
Me: You're unique! Can I survive please-
‘A college student on the verge of a mental breakdown eating cucumbers on the floor’ - LavenderTowne 2019 😂 😂
5:45 😂
For the Kappa girl, you could have the “bowl of water” as maybe a beenie or a hat. I think that would have looked cute 😊
Yeah, good idea!
Shall I introduce you to the kappas of 2hu?
@@YataTheFifteenth
Yes
A beanie over wet hair?
Beanie was my idea too!
Ideas for more turning things into cute girls/boys:
Chinese Zodiacs
Alchemist Elements (Earth, Fire, Water, and Air)
Yin and Yang
Natural Disasters
Popular Stereotypes
Types of candy
“Popular Stereotypes”
*Immediately thinks of VSCO girls*
@@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 *And I opp- sksksksk*
@@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 stop
@Rotten Apple Oh yeah
6:44 part of the legend of kappas is that if the plate on their head dries out, the lose all their power.
Umbrella Girl: Yuna
Slit- Mouthed Woman: Sana
Kappa: Tammy
Kitsune: Gumi(7-tailed foxes are called gumiho)
Lol what about gumihoe
I’m sorry
Gumiho are just kitsune in Korean lol, they're still 9-tailed
Rei Bean it's all good-
that's a pretty good name tho ngl-
Coco Daisy ohhhhh ok, thanks for telling me
This now makes me think of the backstory of the vocaloid song maker gumi.
5:45 “College student on the verge of a mental breakdown eating cucumbers on the floor”
Replace “college” with “High School” and that perfectly describes my sister.
Wow
*me
To clarify, I don’t mean little cucumbers, I mean full sized ones. Also now she actually is a university student so it’s even more accurate.
(I actually mean that giant cucumbers are her comfort food. She eats them specifically when she’s upset. Doesn’t even cut them up, just takes bites off while crying. I shouldn’t find it funny but I do.)
@@thepip3599 Honestly I can relate I do the same thing but with pickles. Sadly we don't always have pickles in the house but when we do oH BOY
That's a great halloween idea
The girl with slit mouth: am I pretty?
Me:am I pretty?
The woman:yes but am I?
Me:yes!
The woman:do you want to be pretty too?
Me: but didn't you say I was already pretty!? :(
U smaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttttt
Mochi Weeb that would be me
I wood say ima banana so I can’t see XD
Slit Mouth Woman: Am I pretty?
Me: Am I pretty?
Slit Mouth Woman: No. But am I?
Me: ~Yeets candy at her face and starts ugly crying while slow motion running away~
:'>
I would say: *im blind i cant see you*
Why can I see KuchiSake-onna picks up the candy and her eyes widened like she has never seen it before and it's ADORABLE in my head 😢
LavenderTown: *says anything*
Rule 34: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
Edit: woah guys! thanks for the..heresy accusations??..I'll take it!
E621:*draws a tic-tac-toe thing*
FBI: Wait, his About to do something Stupid
I’m gonna need a heavy flammer for this heresy
Baptise in holy fire heretics
Me:GRAB THE BLEACH, GRAB THE BLEACH!
Slit Mouthed Woman: Am I pretty?
Me: Well, that’s really subjective. Some will see you as pretty, some will see you as ugly, some will see you as normal and some will see you as gorgeous. It’s completely different for everyone. The only opinion that really matters is yours. So honestly, the question you should be asking is if YOU think that you look pretty.
Slit mouthed woman: *silently walks away*
Makes sense.
I would do that XD
Except I would also go on about how you should love yourself and not care about how you look XD
@@sofiyamircheva and then you basically exorcise them.
Mike Daniel Espeja exactly XD
Umbrella monster: Genna
Turtle monster thing : River
Slit mouthed woman: Onnia
Fox Girl: Synia
Omg wait she is such a Synia
Technically the slit mouth woman has a name
@@cyderlyfe6766 lol 😂
Hotel: trivago
Silt mouth woman's name is Kuchisake Onna
Lav : peoples when masks when their sick,
Corona : imma change that fact real quick
your pfp traumatizes me
"on the verge of a mental breakdown, eating cucumbers on the floor" that's me in quarantine
update: I have discovered pickles and they are d e l i c i o u s
why did no one tell me about this they're cucumbers but with salt
@@lichofthewoods1132 ew
@@michaeliskakapo stfu you tasteless 5 year old, I bet you only judge how pickles taste from kid show characters
Yep same but instead of cucumbers it's snack packs with cheese, chocolate, banana chips, and dried cranberries. But I don't eat the cranberries.
@@lycheedragoncookie2826 well i dont rlly like pickles but that have nothing to do with kids show characters everyone can have something they dont like bruh- hes not forced to like same things then u i rlly tasted them and dont liked
Slit mouth woman: “Am I pretty”
Me: “I don’t know, what do you think?”
best response i would say beauty is a matter of perspective then ask so what do you think then say you have to go
New rule: if something exists, LavenderTowne has made a cute girl out of it
Rule 69
So she's drawn my phone? It exists
Be careful next thing we know she's going to make different typs of blood into girls or boys
Really short of ideas
JEUS GLOB!
Kuchisake Onna: "Am I pretty?"
Me: *"POCKET CANDY!"*
Lavender Towne: Yokai-
*YOKAI WATCH THEME SONG*
Lavender Towne: *YES*
Your weirdo
@@tonicurtis6290 you too
B u t t h a t s h o w i s c r i n g e y
@@superlunatek BUT JIBANYAN
@@shou_ga_nai Jibanyan is the ugliest thing possible tbh.
Kuchisake Onna: "Am I pretty?"
Me: **Throws candy evreywhere and runs** "NOPE NOT AT ALL"
There’s a dash Inbeteen Kuchisuke and Onna
Precisely
Mel u can also say she’s average
Mel you can’t run apart of the legend is that you can’t run because she will find you and ya know hurt ya
Slit mouth girl: Am I pretty?
Me: "Do *you* think you're pretty?"
Much_ Cry_ her name is kuchisake onna
@@ailaaidanincali1900 Oh shoot! Really? I forgot she had a name! Thanks dude
Your welcome
@@ailaaidanincali1900 You're*
Me: well, obviously yes. _now let's go to Starbucks._
The fact that kuchisake-onna is my fav urban legend made me love and watch ur channel more often
“College student on the verge of a mental breakdown.”
Me.
Slit-mouthed woman: Am I pretty?
Me: Am i pretty?(holding a huge knife)
me:am i pretty (holding cleaver)
Me: am I pretty? *holding a flat inch tv 48 in big screen HD Amazon’s pick*
@@raaston9761 what a clever solution :D
Am I pretty? (holding those Mario plants)
Stick with no weapon
Be her ally and murder her victims for her
Slit mouthed woman: Emi (beautiful smile)
Umbrella monster: Amaya (night rain)
Kappa: Mizuko (water child)
Kitsune: Aimi (beautiful love)
Yes, just... Yes.
yes,....
I like this one. I like this one a lot
Beautiful smile awww
Yes I love these!!!
“She’s a woman with a surgical mask who comes to children” (something like that)
Me: *looks at my mom during corona*
Edit: my mom is a really nice person , this is just a joke.
You can encounter the “umbrella monster” in pathfinder (a table top RPG like D&D... if pathfinder were it’s slightly over complicated cousin) and it doesn’t have to be an umbrella or even evil
P.S. they manifest at an object’s 100th anniversary of being built (or it’s “birthday”) and depending on how often it was used and maintained, it will be good, evil or neutral
Yeah that’s called a tsukumogami
Then I should have three sewing machines wandering around on their own. (That could be cool though)
Lavender town: Draws Yokai cute
Yokai Watch: do you even know of my existence?
Touhou Project: *_*crying in Japanese*_*
The 3DS series specifically: yes but yes, so no but no.
An alternate title is "turning Japanese urban legends into hentai characters"
*breathe*
@@PRRepublicOfKorea
*sweating profusely*
*CoughJyokaCough*
*_hmmmmm_*
*slurping noises*
I just realize that your channel name “lavender town” is the Pokémon Town where they have a ghost cemeterie and that “demon music”
same lol, I like the lavender town theme a lot though mostly because of that creepy vibe
She should do mountains like mt lemon or genderbender Zelda characters ex: female Link or male Zelda.
now I’m interested to see what that would look like
*Be gone rule 63.*
Bruh female Link is Linkle, Hyrule Warriors
Slit mouth: Am i pretty?
Me: Hey look buddy. I am an engineer.
That means i solve problems.
Not problems like what is beauty. Because that'll fall-
Pootis spenca here
Did I throw a wrench into your plan?!
DEPLOY A DISPENSER HERE!
Umbrella girl: Talia
Kappa: Gillian/Lillian
Kuckisake Onna: Kelly-Anne
Kitsune: Estelle/Lustelle
Sunset Rooftops Kappa should be Dendy cuz she reminds me of dendy from OK KO
@@koriscribble362 you don't have to say it to someone you should make ur own comment
My name's Lillian...
The Kappa girl is my favorite...
Coincedence?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
“I even think there’s like a sorta League of Legends thingy designed off of kitsunes”
You thinkin of Ahri?
Hey LoL gamers.
Yes.
Good people.
Me: See on the title the word “youkai”
Also me : Remembers touhou
Also me again : See’s the umbrella monster and the kappa
*KOGASA AND NITORI-*
Don't forget Ran, and also Kokoro as of Urban Legends in Limbo.
Glad Im not the only one
Eres de España ahree
@@michi8500 ahre no.
*I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WATCHES THAT SHOW*
on the verge of a mental breakdown eating a cucumber on the floor why is that me
Idk but SAME
oof what a mood I feel ya
cucumbers contain a lot of water it is an effective way to stay hydrated after shedding a lot of tears
Slit mouthed woman: am I pretty?
Me: no no no here's the real question am I pretty?
Am I under oath
Yes c:
No
Just kidding don’t kill me-
Yaaaaaaaas
Ye