32:37 Imagine being a skilled Arctic survivalist and a resistance soldier only to die by tripping on a furniture and being forever remembered as a "Beta Dude"
Fun fact: in the half life beta the Chumtoads WERE food. Specifically food for the Alien Grunts who fed almost exclusively off them. They were supposed to be teleported ahead of the xen invasion to breed and spread so the Alien Grunts would have a steady food supply on earth. Hence the name Chumtoads. I like to imagine in half life 2 chumtoads would eaten by humans as well. “Once you’ve had chumtoad stew you can’t ever go back to combine rations.”
0:40 "it's that time you made a decision, so please... make a choice. it's time. to. make. that choice. its... time... to make... that... choice... so Freeman. do i. need to. say more. i hope not." writing 10/10
23:27 Do you wanna bet that it fires the whole bullet because that is 65% more bullet per bullet? 26:31 That looks like a portal gun mixed with the Black Box from Team Fortress 2
Cave johnson here me and my pal from Australia have decided to make a new gun that grabs and shoots that gives you back 15% of your health on successful hits dont ask me what you will hit just ask yourself
23:36 ok, 1: a vertical shotgun sounds great, considering most people you shoot at are standing straight up, and 2: shotguns in real life, have very long range (there’s a reason they’re used to hunt ducks), so putting a scope on it would make sense,
While shotguns have much longer range than in most video games, their range is pitiful compared to rifles, and a magnified optic on a shotgun would be pretty much pointless unless using slugs (which, even then, is questionable since slugs aren't super accurate anyway).
23:21 "Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired." - Cave Johnson
That’s streaming setup actually works quite well. Something like a basic RTX2060 at the time with a 6 core for the streaming setup worked, while like the newer 3060 had more headroom for higher frame rates, and whatever 8 core you’d use. But well since 12 and 16 core CPUs have been getting more cost effective compared to getting two cheap CPUs (especially with intel 12th and 13th gen) you don’t really need to do that. Especially as now getting two separate CPUs costs more now than one 12 or 16 core. Especially now that the best i9 CPUs have 24 cores.
2:16 that view hit me with Operation Anchorage flashbacks 2:50 stuff on the shelves looks like blood packs and buffout bottles from Fallout is it just me?
23:50 I haven't played it myself so I'm limited to what I can see here, but every time he shot, there was 2 to 4 impact marks straight in the center of where he aimed....so it does seem accurate, it just got some extra "bonus" spread or something.
@@faceless2302 But they release the shells mid air, the AS shotgun would just spring fire a cartridge at someome like how the Turrets fire the bullets.....although it wouldn't surprise me if AS ACCIDENTALLY created a very deadly weapon if the shells on contact get released and they just sell it as a kids toy.
"freeeeeeman, freeeeeeeman" gmans last words before killing eli in the snow at the borealis.
the death at 32:37 and the immediate double "WHAT" probably sums up why i love this channel so much
Such a cool cute duo
The brief second that he did a plankton impression, it felt like my entire brain did a factory reset.
He really sounded like a plankton.
@@gottagofastfaster he did
9:06
Really impressive
Perfect XD
32:37 Imagine being a skilled Arctic survivalist and a resistance soldier only to die by tripping on a furniture and being forever remembered as a "Beta Dude"
Fun fact: in the half life beta the Chumtoads WERE food. Specifically food for the Alien Grunts who fed almost exclusively off them. They were supposed to be teleported ahead of the xen invasion to breed and spread so the Alien Grunts would have a steady food supply on earth. Hence the name Chumtoads. I like to imagine in half life 2 chumtoads would eaten by humans as well. “Once you’ve had chumtoad stew you can’t ever go back to combine rations.”
Yummy chummy in my tummy
Weeeeeeeee!!
DID SOMEONE SAY CHUM
-plankton after hearing the word chum toad
If it exists, there is a Half Life mod about it.
Rule 3
Rule 99
Rule 0.5
@@anantrawat2311 Rule 2.2
@@anantrawat2311 rule 2 episode 1
I feel like all of the Gman voice lines could have just been reused from actual Gman but this dude really wanted to voice it himself.
Kinda sounds like a South Park version of G-Man lol
freeeeeeeemaaaaaannnn
Ambitious
@@jorymo4964 it is time to make a choice
tbh who wouldn't want to voice the Gman, he's lovely
22:35 can we appreciate that the dev(s) decided _that_ was the correct solution to opening the door
Yes
Now I am going to be disappointed when the actual HL3 doesn't have penguins.
Also, 14:20 I like the implication that the Combine is beholden to OSHA.
Half life opposing force
Problem about the arctic is that there are no penguins, and polar bears would most likely be extinct
The Combine being OSHA compliant is like Joker paying his taxes because he doesn't want to fight the IRS.
I like how even after Earth became occupied territory for an unknown alien force, OSHA is still enforced.
2:34 Are we going to ignore the dog singing “Cara Mia Addio” like a pro?
Half-Life: Ice Expansion Cave Johnson moments-
24:01 Aperture Science Vertical Shotgun
24:54 Aperture Science Vortigaunt That's Robotic
26:16 Ice Zombie AC retort
26:42 Gravity Gun plagiarism retort
9:07 That Plantkon impression was flawless
exactly
I think Gman wants you to make a choice. Not sure though, I could be wrong.
24:24 this mod predicted the Algae/Phytoplankton in Entropy Zero 2
I love the rangefinder on the scope that implies that in this world the average human standing is 1.5m (4.9f) high.
6:44 this is where they combined the combine
27:19 it almost sounds like Tom's screaming.
Mahogany is literally R2-D2.
You: Freeze
Me, an intellectual: Unthaw
8:42 Real Half Life Lore, Chumtoads taste like Avacado
it feels like it wants to be serious and a joke at the same time, and it kinda just falls flat on both fronts so spectacularly that it becomes amazing
10:13 never forget
0:40 "it's that time you made a decision, so please... make a choice. it's time. to. make. that choice. its... time... to make... that... choice... so Freeman. do i. need to. say more. i hope not."
writing 10/10
Doctors when a patient dies 29:13
I'm a monster for finding penguins dying so funny
Gordon consumes much beef jerky and peanutbutter
And then kills a llama
And a penguin
A llama making antlion guard noises
Florida man news story
"Freeeeeman, do I need to say more?"
Please not again
3:20 hl1 scientist scream
14:00 "Abdominal Snowman"
So is that the opposite of a brainfreeze, when you just swallow whole scoops of ice cream???
I imagined swallowing an entire tub of ice cream like a snake
Can’t wait for Half-Life Fire
Is that a challenge?
Half Life 2: Water
Half-Life Earth, Half-Life Ice, Half-Life Fire, and Half-Life Air. and then the weird cousin that nobody talks about: Half-Life Plasma
Half-Life: Dirt
Half-Life: Cum
6:03 "This feels like..." A fever dream except its frostbite instead of a fever
1:10 I have made my choice.
Burrito Bowl, Double chicken, Lime Rice, Corn, Lettuce, Mild and Medium Salsa, and Guac.
At least this one looks like real effort was put into it, Leon's mod looks like a Frankenstein of downloaded models, textures, weapons, etc.
This one looks like someone took a bunch of downloaded models and textures, but at least attempted some artistic cohesion, which is good!
Many enemies
Reminder Leon was 52.
or as i would say: still better than omori
@@PETRIXXXX at least I’m not a pedophile
I think the "Frozen Vortigaunts" might link to HL: Blueshift
Napkin Story
*Half life 2 but the scripts are google translated*
Napkin Story
Napkin Store
Napkin Story
Tale of the paper sheet
19:42 I feel like the mod creator meant to put a 3D Skybox here and then never did.
i like to think that the game automatically crashes whenever you kill a baby penguin
bullet is fine (i think) unless you throw a explosive weapon
@RedGoldDolfin don't worry
no penguins we're harmed by using quicksave
I have a questionable routine of watching dead water gaming.
Describe your routine
23:27 Do you wanna bet that it fires the whole bullet because that is 65% more bullet per bullet?
26:31 That looks like a portal gun mixed with the Black Box from Team Fortress 2
Cave johnson here me and my pal from Australia have decided to make a new gun that grabs and shoots that gives you back 15% of your health on successful hits dont ask me what you will hit just ask yourself
The "ski lift" is a gondola, and he's right: most games that have them are good.
lol That teleporting boss. Looks like fun!
The terrorism of using explosives to penguins is totally inevitable
also I thought the combine house bases looks like Starbucks church
Sounds like your average half life mod.
21:05
I wouldn't say that too loud, that's his base of operations...
Yo the bootleg R2D2 do be spittin facts
"T h i s i s w h e r e w e k e e p t h e f r o z e n v o r t i g a u n t s."
"b e e n a w h i l e s i n c e w e h e a r d t h e i r j i b b a j a b b a"
23:36 ok, 1: a vertical shotgun sounds great, considering most people you shoot at are standing straight up, and 2: shotguns in real life, have very long range (there’s a reason they’re used to hunt ducks), so putting a scope on it would make sense,
While shotguns have much longer range than in most video games, their range is pitiful compared to rifles, and a magnified optic on a shotgun would be pretty much pointless unless using slugs (which, even then, is questionable since slugs aren't super accurate anyway).
Looks like this mod might be in beta or something.
It's an unfinished beta
35:52 I managed to misspell 'Radiation facilities' and now it sounds like some kind of funky disease. Amazing video as always.
9:07 that's a great plankton voice
Gordon Freeman forgets to take his pills
Honestly this mod is one of my absolute favorites to play
the 1 frame with the explosion and the penguins was the best frame in the whole video
The fact that it's probobly bad not on purpuse makes it good
Mr. freeeeeemmmmmmmmeeeeeennnn im on drugs mr. Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmeeeennnnn
14:25 i love how they say this as if OSHA even exists in post combine Era lol
Oh my, that's a giant lettuce.
2:56 This just in: one man eats every ration on arctic military base
I can't believe they're not on drugs while filming these videos
We're on a hip new drug called "chronic fatigue".
@@DeadwaterGaming where can I find it
@@DeadwaterGaming Understandable
I'm pretty sure its a theoretical PhD in physics
23:21 "Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired." - Cave Johnson
This was worse than LSD.
28:03 that's probably supposed to be the air blowing into your ears and making a loud noise because it's air blowing into your ears
*throws grenade*
Grenade: so you have decided your fate
this is like if gunman chronicles was a hl2 mod
Lol this is pretty weird but funny asf
8:34 They even messed up ChumToads
6:50 Bring home the Legend,
*Combine Chronicles The Seven Hour War*
ᵃˢᵏ ᵖᵃʳᵉⁿᵗ/ᵍᵘᵃʳᵈᶦᵃⁿ ᵖᵉʳᵐᶦˢˢᶦᵒⁿ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵒⁿˡᶦⁿᵉ
oh boy did i missed this kind of videos, love your humor guys
the cave johnson impressions were wonderful and made me happy :)
that opening sounds like some new wave experimental music
That’s streaming setup actually works quite well. Something like a basic RTX2060 at the time with a 6 core for the streaming setup worked, while like the newer 3060 had more headroom for higher frame rates, and whatever 8 core you’d use.
But well since 12 and 16 core CPUs have been getting more cost effective compared to getting two cheap CPUs (especially with intel 12th and 13th gen) you don’t really need to do that. Especially as now getting two separate CPUs costs more now than one 12 or 16 core. Especially now that the best i9 CPUs have 24 cores.
2:16 that view hit me with Operation Anchorage flashbacks
2:50 stuff on the shelves looks like blood packs and buffout bottles from Fallout
is it just me?
7:12 Those are Kerbal Space Program mountains.
at 5:15 you shot him so hard you needed a medical supply
man do you make some weird stuff of looking at even weirder stuff i love it
23:50 I haven't played it myself so I'm limited to what I can see here, but every time he shot, there was 2 to 4 impact marks straight in the center of where he aimed....so it does seem accurate, it just got some extra "bonus" spread or something.
The gravity gun is actually an aperture invention
Best fan-made HL3 since Many Enemies(tm)
32:35 how it feels when you stub your toe
27:06 pov: your space bar said no
Them: "Oh I got a "'collat'"
Me: "Wow, Great collat guys!"
10 mins later
Them: "Collat is a dumb word"
27:35 Natomachines son!
The opening of this mod is like the start of a psychedelic prog rock album
It all started with Real Peanut Butter
penguins are the second best thing to have happened to half life 2
I'd expect an AS shotgun to just fire the whole cartridge.
I think that's functionally what a beehive shell like the M546 does, just on a much larger scale.
@@faceless2302 But they release the shells mid air, the AS shotgun would just spring fire a cartridge at someome like how the Turrets fire the bullets.....although it wouldn't surprise me if AS ACCIDENTALLY created a very deadly weapon if the shells on contact get released and they just sell it as a kids toy.
“What’s the point of making a shotgun with a scope on it?”
Borderlands weapon manufacturers: ...
PS: There’s something cute about that gravity gun.
Funnily enough, they actually gave the Gravity Gun in this mod a name. It's the Heavy Object Gravitational Manipulator (HOGM).
8:50 The chumtoads insides look like mint ice cream to me i dont know why
There isn’t enough alcohol in my bottle to fully comprehend any of this mod
Lore of A Half-Life 2 Mod About Llamas, Penguins, and Peanut Butter momentum 100
This is where my programming ends.
>> DIES
i was playing half life blue shift when this video released
Me too
"if you choose to use.... Choose a time."
HAVE A MEDKIT
PATCH YOURSELF UP!
HERES SOMETHING FOR THE PAIN!
Fun fact: a gravity gun (and a hev suit charger) could be seen in a lab in the official portal comic book.
now that's my kind of title
27:22 Srpelo cameo ? Lol
i love that the Cave Johnson impression voice was actually an Alex Jones impression voice
you can't say im wrong -Mahogany 2021
27:20 i laughed of so hard at this moment. can't belive mahogany said: AAAA *in mute*
The cast of Bobs Burgers plays a Half Life mod with penguins and peanut butter.