The Urination Diaries

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • This video mainly consisting of disturbing stories from the past, all revolving around the central theme of wee-wee.
    BTW, none of these are the truly embarrassing story... next time perhaps...

Комментарии • 392

  • @Trickshot-pk7dr
    @Trickshot-pk7dr 9 лет назад +54

    I watched this again
    after about a year....even funnier the second time .
    This video would alleviate anyone's depression.
    'THAT'S PISS MATE, SOMEONE'S PISSED ON IT!!'
    Thanks for sharing baron.

  • @Craig17g
    @Craig17g 10 лет назад +29

    Amazing Partridge flashback

  • @LBKewee
    @LBKewee 9 лет назад +12

    Don't feel too bad, I was visiting friends in Austin, TX and got real hammered one night. When I woke up, someone told me that I had pissed in my friend's acoustic guitar. I didn't believe him until he picked up the guitar and shook it.

  • @Fazlaaaaaaaaar
    @Fazlaaaaaaaaar 10 лет назад +18

    PMSL!! I've just been kicked out of bed for laughing so hard!! And, after trying to explain, my wife said to me, "well, just make sure you don't piss on the sofa.... again!".
    But I have EXACTLY the same problem.... Only when I get mortal drunk tho! The worst was when I nearly pissed on my daughter, whilst she was asleep in her cot. But i was stopped by my wife may I add!
    Keep up the awesome work mate! You have me in stitches every time!!

    • @MindBlowerWTF
      @MindBlowerWTF 9 лет назад

      Dude, what the hell? Is this common problem?

    • @Fazlaaaaaaaaar
      @Fazlaaaaaaaaar 9 лет назад

      .....funny you should say! I had a discussion at work about this the day after watching this vid and a few lads confessed that they too have done it after a night out, maybe most people are too scared to say anything lol

    • @MindBlowerWTF
      @MindBlowerWTF 9 лет назад

      Calvin Fassam Now I see that I have much more life ahead of me. :v It's not like I'm waiting for it to happen. :P

  • @mauricederuiter7261
    @mauricederuiter7261 10 лет назад +14

    'This suddenly came flooding back to me'
    Laughing out so friggin' loud!

    • @judgiethebudgie
      @judgiethebudgie 10 лет назад

      omg i know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so so funny. love this guy

  • @gideonnavmurphy2259
    @gideonnavmurphy2259 8 лет назад +27

    Baron von Pissbandit

  • @setantazalewski5646
    @setantazalewski5646 9 лет назад +21

    omg i nearly PISSED myself at the last one

  • @jdpst20
    @jdpst20 10 лет назад +8

    HAHA once in collage I had a bunk bed and under was a futon sofa. This girl stayed in my bed in upper bunk, and after a night of fooling around we both passed out "many drinks were consumed" WOke up the next morning with my buddy underneath us on futon soaking wet as the girl Pissed herself all through the night and it soaked through to the futon. OMG she was mortified.
    All the people who thumbed down this video must have gotten pissed on in their life.

  • @markb9419
    @markb9419 7 лет назад +5

    priceless, vintage baron. best for the wee small hours...

  • @ShadyVectors
    @ShadyVectors 10 лет назад +12

    First story I had a giggle.
    Second story I laughed.
    Third story I almost fell off my chair from laughter.

  • @DTheMacMcCarville
    @DTheMacMcCarville 8 лет назад +1

    This is absolutely one of my favourite videos Baron has ever made. Still years on I remember it... What a legend.

  • @stefan6217
    @stefan6217 8 лет назад +4

    This has got to be the best vlog ever

  • @KathrynLiz1
    @KathrynLiz1 9 лет назад +5

    LOL...... those little roads in your neck of the woods make me quite homesick. I live in NZ (have done since 1959) and the English countryside is so different to Aotearoa. It's lovely here, and a great place for bikes, but one's native soil always has a place in one's heart, don't you think?

  • @rorrt
    @rorrt 9 лет назад +6

    I think my worst drinking experience was when i went around a friends
    "Welcoming You Back From Your Year Teaching Japanese as a Foreign Language... Party!!!"
    Anyway, 12 bottles of Carlsberg, probably some Kronen, probably about half of one of those kids 3 litre bottles of cider (i say "kids", its what i drank as a kid in the park, with my depressive friends, one of which was always burning scraps of paper...)
    And a few glasses of vodka and grenadine.
    FASTFORWARD about 8 hours. Apparently i went to the toilet for a piss, that turned into me being sick. About 5 minutes into me dry heaving i gave up, and had a snooze sitting up.
    When i woke up, I was pretty much covered in my own sick, but. The strange thing is hungover me was like "oh thank christ... i don't need to clean their toilet floor... phew!!!"
    Got on one of the first tube trains home, 3 stops of people going "jesus..." "what the f is that smell..."
    Got home, found out i had a pretty rancid looking turd in my pants...
    Put my clothes on boil wash. And we'll never mention it again...
    OH and had a shower...
    OH! And i saw my housemate off for work, and he was like "y-y-you okay?" i said nothing...

  • @a1cdoddy
    @a1cdoddy 8 лет назад +1

    One of my friends pissed his pants drunk (and on his own couch) and wouldn't admit it the next morning, he actually claimed "someone pissed in my pants" the next day. One of the funniest things I've ever heard.

  • @MadOldBiker
    @MadOldBiker 2 года назад

    So I started to watch these from the start..a few years late I know...but I have completely lost it laughing so hard...I pissed myself.

  • @gixerloon
    @gixerloon 2 года назад

    Catching up on some vintage Baron, man you crack me up, I have to admit to some errant pissing as well, while utterly s*** faced and not realising until the next morning when I stumble across a wet patch... ooerr mrs !!!

  • @kevintaylor9330
    @kevintaylor9330 8 лет назад +5

    My elder brother is a sleep pisser. He's gone in my sister's handbag, the back of his wardrobe, all over the telly, to name but a few. I thought he was the only one. lol

    • @maximXX
      @maximXX 5 лет назад

      I feel so much better knowing I'm not the only one who does this.

  • @byknphil
    @byknphil 10 лет назад +4

    Two of my buddies and me stood atop a levy pissing at a party. I was to the right and noticed that my buddy standing on the left had finished pissing and knelt to retie his shoe. I nudged the guy in the middle and looked past him to the left and said "Isn't that your gal kissing some other dude?" He turned and proceeded to piss in the ear of our unexpected buddy still trying to tie his shoe. "Shit" I said "Its not her." I finished pissing as my two overly intoxicated friends got into a slight knock down drag out fight right where we all three just got done pissing. Still makes me chuckle to this day just thinking about it.

  • @ashleydickfisher
    @ashleydickfisher 12 лет назад

    Fantastic as always , this is much better than any tv program I can think of.

  • @JHallam77
    @JHallam77 3 года назад

    Baron quite literally leaving his mark. I seem to be revisiting all your old ones as I appear to have watched all of them 😂

  • @missionDan
    @missionDan 11 лет назад

    The partridge shots are legendary! Very well done old chap

  • @Fasnfip
    @Fasnfip 12 лет назад

    Oh god how I love your videos Baron. You really should come to Finand and try riding an enduro, it's absolutely the best thing a man can do here in summer.

  • @mrpiehole
    @mrpiehole 11 лет назад

    you are to funny, i can't handle how funny your story's are best motovlogger by far imo

  • @ITVWeatherFans
    @ITVWeatherFans 10 лет назад

    Haha! Great vid... I'm sure we all have our embarrassing wee-wee moments...! I like how some of this is about misdirections (the keyboard, the guy at the petrol station)!

  • @ngregs
    @ngregs 12 лет назад

    Absolutely brilliant! Especially the Alan Partridge clips. Comedy gold!

  • @ParisianZee
    @ParisianZee 11 лет назад

    LOL. This was recommended by a few of your subs on my shameful story vid and, well, it was well worth a watch!

  • @jeremye2928
    @jeremye2928 9 лет назад +3

    My brother did that same thing..usually he pissed in his closet..sometimes in the hallway.

  • @XXICE43XX
    @XXICE43XX 11 лет назад

    Found this channel from C2W and wow... I'm on a Baron spree and absolutely loving it.

  • @ServSwitch
    @ServSwitch 12 лет назад

    While the stories in and of themselves are quite entertaining, what I find really intriguing is that you would divulge them publicly. Thanks for sharing, not often I actually laugh out loud watching motovlogs.

  • @gunfod
    @gunfod 11 лет назад

    I nearly pissed the bed watching that.. The missis is going mad at me as i'm laughing so loudly. Awesome stuff.

  • @Gerbilsftw
    @Gerbilsftw 11 лет назад

    Haha bloody hell that was funny. The Alan Partidge flashes just made it even better

  • @quizmasterdave
    @quizmasterdave 12 лет назад

    You're wanting me to look at golden shower vids now before i set off to work. "It's piss mate" funny as hell

  • @moetarded7757
    @moetarded7757 10 лет назад

    Newish viewer. Love to watch all the old vlogs. Thank u sir.

  • @danny170390
    @danny170390 12 лет назад

    Literally laughed out loud at this! Working as a letting agent I can imagine what was said in the office! So funny...thanks for story :)

  • @jezzamarkham5285
    @jezzamarkham5285 10 лет назад +1

    Was that a bit of "The Partridge" creeping into the visual euphoria of your pissing memoirs ? i think it was the leather pouched presenter himself !! Ooh your dirty little secrets !!

  • @mistergrimm
    @mistergrimm 6 лет назад

    moves into new house > sees wet patch in the corner > "oh I see baron used to rent this place"

  • @samdutton3274
    @samdutton3274 8 лет назад +1

    You know the morale of this story guys... Don't let a drunk Baron into your home unless your pissed yourself and want to share vivid memories...

  • @noodles44444444
    @noodles44444444 11 лет назад

    So funny, but what made this video all the more special for me was how you had to show us just how big the piss stain on the ceiling was :0)

  • @discflight
    @discflight 9 лет назад

    Oh man! That just made my morning mate 👍ahh, drunken adventures of youth...
    I laughed so hard, especially that the stain is still there 😂
    Nothin' like a giant bladderfull of beer piss!

  • @Biterphobia1
    @Biterphobia1 12 лет назад

    After watching your videos, ive decided after failing my theory twice a while back, im going back in for my bike licence thanks to you Baron.......obviously influenced by the bike part, not the pissing part.

  • @swackillox10
    @swackillox10 12 лет назад

    I laughed SOO HARD last night watching this.
    Your experiences are teaching me well as I am only fifteen!
    Thanks so much! you are like my Yoda.

  • @tartredarrow
    @tartredarrow 11 лет назад

    I've personally witnessed one of the guys in my old engineering dorm stand up, open his fully stocked closet and let loose. He must have dumped a gallon!

  • @jamesashworth57
    @jamesashworth57 9 лет назад

    LOL I've currently in the spare bed. Got kicked out for almost pissing myself at this video when the missus was trying to sleep. I promised I'd compose myself but then un paused and heard "absolutely bloody bungalow'ed" and I lost my shit

  • @CarpMagic95
    @CarpMagic95 12 лет назад

    hehe I loved that Alan Partridge episode when he Lap danced. The flash back part in this was very funny lol.

  • @Sinkerbist
    @Sinkerbist 8 лет назад

    Baron! please tell us the other story! man i am in bits... too funny!

  • @ooglefluffg857
    @ooglefluffg857 10 лет назад +2

    'Nerdy with a sexual twist.'
    That's a new one.

  • @Mtbjitsu
    @Mtbjitsu 10 лет назад +2

    I love the way the comments section just turned into piss the bed stories.
    I was staying in a hotel on a bike trip and got pissed, woke up during the night busting for a slash but I couldn't find the light switch or door handle. I ended up trying to piss out the windows, unfortunately the windowsill was too high and I couldn't sustain the pressure needed to clear it. So I pissed a little out the windows and the rest I split between the curtains, wall, floor and bed.

  • @ph13rwun
    @ph13rwun 12 лет назад

    I shall not be having you over for drinks sir.
    Thanks for the stories.

  • @Biterphobia1
    @Biterphobia1 12 лет назад

    Thanks mate, certainly looks it! Need to get it done this year before the new licence rules come into place.

  • @Hellooo06
    @Hellooo06 12 лет назад

    I think the moral of this story is to never let Baron spend the night at unfamiliar residences.

  • @Motovlog865
    @Motovlog865 10 лет назад

    I laughed so hard! The last story was insane...

  • @notsowee5637
    @notsowee5637 10 лет назад +1

    I swear I near pished myself wraith that last story that was the funniest thing ever, haven't laughed so hard for ages pmsl #sofunny

  • @tangatron34
    @tangatron34 11 лет назад

    Love it! Baron von Slashalot, you can come and stay anytime but we will be T total till you leave! Lol

  • @cozi_mieras634
    @cozi_mieras634 2 года назад

    This Is Gold :D
    Baron, need an update whos apartment did you "ripped in the last 10 years :D ! Cheers

  • @Chuubs
    @Chuubs 11 лет назад

    You've got to be related to Barney Stinson, dude you are LEGENDARY!! :)

  • @drewflanagan4296
    @drewflanagan4296 10 лет назад +4

    word to the wise = if Baron ever comes for the night DO NOT let him drink before bed.

  • @assmunch42na
    @assmunch42na 11 лет назад

    Soooo funny, lol! What a great story and even better scenery! So lovely, much better than here in Chicago

  • @SaustheBoss
    @SaustheBoss 11 лет назад

    ROFL! had a similar one, did not remember until 2 years later when my mother mentioned somebody pissing in the clean clothes basket. It is funny how things come back to you.

  • @troycambo
    @troycambo 11 лет назад

    The "faecal vendetta" that the Baron suffered in later years may have had its origin here.

  • @142MrBill
    @142MrBill 10 лет назад

    Hope you hang around, even if its only to get an update via your commute into town.

  • @gm_nameless
    @gm_nameless 11 лет назад

    That's down near Crondall, I won't name the other parts but I drive along that bypass everyday to go to work. Oh, need a piss, BRB.

  • @joecater894
    @joecater894 2 года назад

    Now the Baron is making more vids, youtube is beginning to recommend and reconnect previous ones... and the views should shoot up and boost this channel. I think its great content.. but also unique.

  • @benjamun3058
    @benjamun3058 4 года назад

    I've just seen this for the first time and I am crying laughing! This and the story where you got pulled over the escalator

  • @gnarshread
    @gnarshread 5 лет назад

    Baron marks his territory apparently. I wonder how that works out at bike launches.

  • @EMS541A
    @EMS541A 12 лет назад

    Dude, your accent is so amazing. I feel like I'm watching a Discovery channel special on whales or something.
    Subscribed on this basis alone...

  • @VinnyZf
    @VinnyZf 11 лет назад

    When you say "knob" I can't stop laughing. It's such a great word. It's like "bellend"

  • @Benedocta
    @Benedocta 10 лет назад +3

    WTF man I can't believe this. You're sitting there with the whole family, and suddenly you notice your own fucking piss dripping from the ceiling? I can't really believe that! WTF?

  • @pdxDavid
    @pdxDavid 11 лет назад

    Baron Von Pisser. That was hilarious. If you are ever in the Oregon, in the US. We have no room, sorry.

  • @NVDawg1
    @NVDawg1 11 лет назад

    The road looks like it must be a one way, or a walking path of some sort.

  • @SyprusGaming
    @SyprusGaming 12 лет назад

    Heavy urination on technical equipment. You sir are gold! xD

  • @video01782
    @video01782 12 лет назад

    Yes! Several (deliberate) Partridge references in one video... back of the net

  • @newrez
    @newrez 11 лет назад

    I did the same thing in halls. Got really drunk and woke up in to morning to find my desk was drenched. A first I thought it was a friend of mine and he had spilt beer over it whilst we were pre drinking the night before. Upon further inspection I realised it was piss...mainly due to the smell. Luckily I missed my computer, but pissed all of my uni work was soaked. Managed to dry out a few essay pages though. Cant say the mark was great.

  • @879doogie
    @879doogie 11 лет назад

    i agree with rhydian.... lol
    i was LMAO while listening....great video, baron von spicket.

  • @Tayz83
    @Tayz83 11 лет назад

    A amazing collection of stories, I've never done such things myself honest ....

  • @chrisj1909
    @chrisj1909 9 лет назад

    Last story=pure brilliance!:D

  • @borjastick
    @borjastick 4 года назад

    A mate of mine, sadly no longer with us, would get drunk, fall into bed then needing a piss in the middle of the night he would get out of bed, open the wardrobe door and let rip into the wardrobe.

  • @Brickinasock
    @Brickinasock 10 лет назад +15

    I know you rule the road but srsly stop marking your territory in people's houses :D

  • @LSG2oo9
    @LSG2oo9 11 лет назад

    "Sleeping pisser" Killed me with laughter....

  • @TheCarlos840
    @TheCarlos840 11 лет назад

    I always thought you sounded very alan partridgy! It all makes sens now!

  • @Seanpfarr
    @Seanpfarr 11 лет назад

    Baron Von Pisser more like! Always a joy watching your videos!

  • @maximXX
    @maximXX 5 лет назад

    Glad it's not just me! Have many wild stories over the year's!
    I try and not get too pissed these days

  • @hairesonyourchest
    @hairesonyourchest 12 лет назад

    Damn Baron, I never realised I lived so close to you. Wrecclesham "representing" ;)

  • @RebelForce8
    @RebelForce8 11 лет назад

    That picture of your vague memory at 6:50 got me upset >:3

  • @Roy750
    @Roy750 4 года назад

    This video just made me absolutely crease with laughter! The same thing used to happen to me after some drinks! 😂😂😂

  • @mototrippin
    @mototrippin 12 лет назад

    there is a piss patch on the ceiling! haha! good stories man!

  • @steviebboy69
    @steviebboy69 12 лет назад

    This was so funny, reminded me of when i was a kid at a friends house and was to scared to ask to go to the toilet. and was so busting to go that i flopped it out and pissed on a tree in the back yard. oh you have some real nice narrow back roads there(or are they main)

  • @nomansland120
    @nomansland120 4 года назад

    There's just no way I'm ever inviting you into my home

  • @Maxvoid
    @Maxvoid 10 лет назад

    LMAO That was funny. Kudos to you for sharing embarrassing info. I'd ride with you but maybe you should take an hotel room after we stop for the day and get loaded. Cheers dude! Great vids! Subscribed.

  • @vmcougarintn5035
    @vmcougarintn5035 8 лет назад

    I knew it! As soon as you said you woke up from a night of fun & games!

  • @tike98
    @tike98 11 лет назад

    'Which was my piss!!!' the enthusiasm behind that!

  • @Crana
    @Crana 12 лет назад

    My mates brother took sleep pissing to the next level... He got monged one night, went home and slept for a bit, then he woke up, walked PAST the bathroom, went down stairs and pissed in the fridge.

  • @hugobones4496
    @hugobones4496 8 лет назад

    Burst out laughing in this video as many times as you've pissed on stuff!!!! 😂

  • @Caluma122
    @Caluma122 10 лет назад +6

    Fucking hell! Never laughed so much in a long time!

  • @celticnutjob
    @celticnutjob 11 лет назад

    Alan Partridge moment haha brilliant!

  • @04smallmj
    @04smallmj 12 лет назад

    Yeah, if you're driving a car, you have to pull onto the verge, move to the side or reverse back to a passing place... It's mainly because we don't want highways all over the countryside but buying land off farmers is a pain in the bum too.

  • @kpr1969
    @kpr1969 5 лет назад

    those dreaded slashbacks.. always after bottles of budweiser.... lots of bottles

  • @nogert
    @nogert 12 лет назад

    loved the alan partridge references

  • @edbull57
    @edbull57 11 лет назад

    Ah man, I have a few of these stories including one time when staying at a mates house and waking up to discover i'd pissed in his guitar..... I told him it was water i'd spilt in the night. Awkward!

  • @dakotarising3490
    @dakotarising3490 8 лет назад

    Lmao I love it how your proud the stain is still there a territorial dog...