Space Marines vs T'au Empire | Warhammer 40k | ONSLAUGHT Battle Report

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @PrometheusZero
    @PrometheusZero Год назад +50

    You guys really capture the 'joy' of playing warhammer. The making silly noises, acting out your troops getting killed, laughing at ridiculous rolls! No sweats, no beardiness, just mates having a good time.

  • @tarscase7653
    @tarscase7653 Год назад +102

    Best painted, best filmed, best narrated. Simply the best battle repports on YT, thank you!

    • @tabletoptactics
      @tabletoptactics  Год назад +7

      Thank you buddy! Hope you enjoyed the show! - Bard

  • @SimonClark
    @SimonClark Год назад +17

    The dice rolling in this is like a movable object meeting a stoppable force

  • @zombieruss
    @zombieruss Год назад +120

    A request for a batrep from me would be pitting Tyranids against Daemons, be awesome to see some more non traditional miltaristic armies types getting a fight on, giant bugs and giant demons will just look cool

  • @WarpstonePainting
    @WarpstonePainting Год назад +15

    I love the energy that is Beard and James battle reports, their sense of humor is absolute Gold.
    🍻 Cheers from across the pond.

  • @ijskender
    @ijskender Год назад +6

    Bard vs. Bears is ALWAYS a pleasure to watch and fun to listen to!

  • @meema844
    @meema844 Год назад +8

    Picturing LT. Grylls stabbing plasma bolts and flechette rounds out of the air with his tac knife is why I love this game😂

  • @jdtru1808
    @jdtru1808 Год назад +43

    This is a great narrative idea. Especially after the arcs of omen.

  • @jamesrobinson7237
    @jamesrobinson7237 Год назад +7

    You had me at Raven Guard.! Amazing bat rep, amazing gamesmanship as always between the two of you, one of the main reasons why I have come back to 40k after many moons away!

  • @robnoel9306
    @robnoel9306 Год назад +2

    Hands down the best 40k channel.
    The energy and fun is better than any i've seen.

  • @keithrogers6876
    @keithrogers6876 Год назад +10

    Enjoyable watch as always.
    Thank you for doing what you do.
    Your efforts, attitudes and energy are appreciated ^^

  • @TheRealKyle
    @TheRealKyle Год назад +12

    shadowsun has 2 fusion blasters you shot once..
    and your stealth suit can have a shield drone so can have 4 wounds or 3 if you bring a marker drone for the team leader

  • @davidimpett1207
    @davidimpett1207 Год назад +13

    Nice to see Eddie the Eversor getting a run out

  • @oliversmith415
    @oliversmith415 Год назад +1

    Guys great job on this video, really entertaining to watch. I used to be a 3rd and 5th edition player, so found it a little hard to keep up, but you two are awesome.

  • @josephlyons01
    @josephlyons01 Год назад +11

    Imagine laying the perfect ambush for these Tau vermin… and then having Captain Beard commanding you with his cursed dice. 😂

    • @alexlyster3459
      @alexlyster3459 6 месяцев назад

      Honestly it was Chef's saving roles that were the problem 😅

  • @arn03
    @arn03 Год назад +2

    Great pair of players! One the the best and most entertaining battle reports I've ever watched.

  • @SyRiS7
    @SyRiS7 Год назад +7

    Guided units get ignores cover if the spotter has the marker light keyword and most units in Tau have the marker light keyword.

  • @geobasket2439
    @geobasket2439 Год назад +4

    The tau’s painting scheme is amazing

  • @davidcalain9250
    @davidcalain9250 4 месяца назад

    Man this was an insane game. Best bat rep ive seen in a long time love these guys

  • @Brother-Dan
    @Brother-Dan Год назад +2

    Let's go my brothers in black, for the emperor.
    And I absolutely love it when beard and bard play always fun and enjoyable love it, great work guys.

  • @toferkrz946
    @toferkrz946 Год назад +8

    Let's go it's onslaught baybeee!

  • @lv1543
    @lv1543 Год назад +5

    I love how the tau can punch above their weightclass. Theyre like the little mac of 40k

  • @seerozymandias7616
    @seerozymandias7616 Год назад +1

    Well, that narrative intro was fantastic!

    • @tabletoptactics
      @tabletoptactics  Год назад +2

      Appreciate you saying so! Thanks for watching.
      - Beard

  • @floriannarratio8062
    @floriannarratio8062 Год назад +1

    14:11 I don´t know why but James´ eyebrows while saying that just kills me XD Maybe because those names might actually be somewhere in 40k

  • @maneferreira9825
    @maneferreira9825 6 месяцев назад

    Man I hope you guys get paid for this because you seem, to be having a lot of fun. Great stuff

  • @jackjames2872
    @jackjames2872 Год назад

    I love how thematic you guys make these it’s great

  • @UponThisAltar
    @UponThisAltar Год назад

    That Judiciar is absolutely terrifying, what an amazing job on the paint.

  • @twistedmisfiit
    @twistedmisfiit Год назад

    that intro was beautiful, so many good shots

  • @andrewcrump7998
    @andrewcrump7998 Год назад

    You two make these videos so much fun to watch

  • @GormanDev
    @GormanDev Год назад +2

    A request that I'd like to see on the channel is to see a Drukhari raid on an Ork outpost 😀

  • @markhardycreative
    @markhardycreative Год назад

    Wooo Farsight actually did something 😂 love this scenario of the two leaders teaming up, fish power!

  • @thoralfb7829
    @thoralfb7829 Год назад

    Awesome as always!
    I love that I can enjoy watchig you play even though not being able to afford on demand!
    I would love to see a stnaptic Nexus tyranids battle.
    Also did Beard use 4 cp in Battlround 3? It felt like a lot more than he should have had...

  • @dustineaston9453
    @dustineaston9453 7 месяцев назад

    Love the non meta lists. Also you forgot to reroll 1s with your blade guard failed saves. Love your video you guys and playon are easily the best warhammer channel on RUclips

  • @RagingHorn7795
    @RagingHorn7795 8 месяцев назад

    Honestly struggling with this over any other battles I've seen. I just can't watch these lads but I really wanted to see this match up.

  • @cyranus10
    @cyranus10 Год назад +2

    Shadow sun has 2 fusion blasters, twice it could have mattered

  • @josephbills3877
    @josephbills3877 Год назад +2

    Absolutely awesome narrative and game Big fan of Beard. That board is on another level where do you get the terrain and scenery from ??

  • @86GF2
    @86GF2 Год назад +3

    Correct me if im wrong, 24:19 Shadowsun has 2 high energy fusion blasters but you only rolled 1 attack. Lt. Grills surviving cause shadowsun forgot to pull the trigger???

  • @ultranecronmarine2295
    @ultranecronmarine2295 Год назад +1

    Where did this awesome terrain come from? Love the table!

  • @oldmate86
    @oldmate86 3 месяца назад

    You’ve gotta run Shrike with 10 Vanguard Vets.
    Rapid ingress just outside of 12” near a unit you want to delete.
    Shrike gives his squad Lone Op and redeploy

  • @anotheryoutubeuser5379
    @anotheryoutubeuser5379 11 месяцев назад

    I wanna see a massive game of tyranids vs guard. Custom game rules, trenches set up for the guard and wave set up for tyranids. Tyranids win if they reach the opposite side of the board but can only deploy so much of their army at a time. Guard is deployed in trenches along the way. Each trench would be an OBJ that can be burnt by the tyranids. Each trench will mark a new expansion to the tyranid deployment zone once it’s captured. The idea being the tyranids get to over run the guard and get farther up the board. You’d get to break out a bunch of guard infantry and artillery. Tyranids score 2 VP if they reach the guards edge of the board. Guard automatically starts with 1 VP. Simple fun, but it’d be a long game.

  • @laurentlachaud9217
    @laurentlachaud9217 Год назад

    I loved the doors inspired "bolter of the storm"... 😅

  • @PsychRian
    @PsychRian Год назад

    1:45 - Marine on the right, "brother i need a nap"

  • @housefalcarac
    @housefalcarac Год назад +1

    I love the intro music for each of the factions, what artist are they from?

  • @1andonlybadger
    @1andonlybadger Год назад

    Thanks Brad and Bread 👍

  • @Rikalonius
    @Rikalonius Год назад

    16:16 not sure if you are familiar with the Larry Bird, Michael Jordon McDonald's commercial from the early 90s, but.... "nothing but net."

  • @Michaelkayslay
    @Michaelkayslay Год назад +5

    I love the phobos units
    No one ever uses them
    Snipers are so cool

    • @8Scientist
      @8Scientist Год назад

      I run two sets of eliminators with and instigator carbine in each. Play it in firestorm detachment is so much fun. S6 snipers, move advance shoot move, stealth. They are unbelievably annoying and great for picking out random characters and nabbing objectives

    • @tabletoptactics
      @tabletoptactics  Год назад

      I love the snipers. They make the most sense out of all the Phobos units for me.
      - Beard

    • @william9557
      @william9557 Год назад

      2x eliminators with the sgt carbine in a impulsor get to shoot twice, once after getting out and another after ending a move within 3". Great las fusil party bus in firestorm
      Otherwise, cloaking them with phobos libs is good in anvil where they want to sit still for devastating wounds and a +1 to wound really carries them

  • @santiagonietogallego4909
    @santiagonietogallego4909 6 месяцев назад

    The tau army looks incredible!! Please tell me what colour you used to paint them! Getting a tau army now

  • @Lothres
    @Lothres Год назад +1

    Did I miss something or wasnt farsights unit oath of moment so when the warsuit attacked he could have rerolled the 2 misses?

  • @jimbusher5895
    @jimbusher5895 Год назад

    So cool to see you playing 'what's fun' and agreeing to waive certain rules - can I ask who made the buildings?

  • @tjv2446
    @tjv2446 Год назад

    Was that a "Riders on the Storm" reference from Infected Mushroom?

  • @andydoran6272
    @andydoran6272 Год назад

    Hey team. Quick rules based Q please. At 40:16 your eliminators target the Tau Devilfish. They shoot over some ruins. This, to me makes sense. The Eliminators are set up high for just such a thing. My regular opponents always say I cannot do this as the ruins are LOS blocking. To me, this seems silly - you can't have something LOS blocking all the way up to space/infinity. Playing it their way really limits the opportunity for things like Eliminators to target anything, to the point I rarely bring them to a game now. Would you be able to suggest who is right here? Thanks :D

  • @seivan09
    @seivan09 Год назад +1

    Absolutly great battle report.
    The question May has been ask before, but where did you get the terrain ? They are gorgeous !!

  • @richardwalker1229
    @richardwalker1229 Год назад

    When the pathfinders shot with the rail rifles, they hit on 3+ (base 5+) so can you stack the heavy and greater good buffs (as to hit rolls can't be modified by more than +1/-1)? Is it because the greater good specifically modifies the BS rather than the roll? New to 10th edition so learning

    • @tabletoptactics
      @tabletoptactics  Год назад +1

      Correct, +/- to Hit is capped, but modifiers to BS are not, and the two stack 🙂

  • @lockey88
    @lockey88 Год назад

    Ah finally my beaky bois get some action! So happy!

  • @elefants5978
    @elefants5978 11 месяцев назад

    with the fireblade shooting at the lieutenant you rolled a 4 and said he didnt hit as he's minus 1 to hit as he isnt shooting the guided target, but he would have hit as hes bs3+ which would've meant hes bs4+ could have stopped the breachers dying in cc

  • @jamiep9991
    @jamiep9991 Год назад +4

    These fire warriors are disgustingly resilient.
    Also were you guys using home rules for those bladeguard charging?

  • @talscorner3696
    @talscorner3696 Год назад

    Damn, the Imperium really metalled that pedal xD

    • @talscorner3696
      @talscorner3696 Год назад

      Who is the absolute cabbage of a tech-priest who blessed those War Suits?!

  • @DisJointSword8
    @DisJointSword8 Год назад

    Love that paint scheme on the Tau. what paints have you guys used?

  • @djc1376
    @djc1376 Год назад

    Dint roll to wound for the infiltrators first turn they hit then rerolled and it was 7 hits that should have then rolled to wound but was 7 auto wounds?

  • @Velgar_Grim
    @Velgar_Grim Год назад

    10:00 Emperor dang those carbines are crazy. Lethal Hits on 3+. Why aren't more people using them? 😬

  • @pignagab
    @pignagab Год назад

    42:32 did he just say the Hero of Kvatch? that Hero of Kvatch?!

  • @alanhill5158
    @alanhill5158 10 месяцев назад

    Did the Devilfish spot twice in the last shooting round? It can only spot for one unit per round. I think Pathfinders are the only unit who can spot twice per round....

  • @jameswood3563
    @jameswood3563 Год назад +1

    Will we ever see Custodes holding off a horde of daemons (3k points pp) in the webway batrep?

  • @Flukez0r
    @Flukez0r Год назад +3

    Was it a house rule to let the ancient and judicar join the bladeguard together, or am i missing how they can?

    • @gheleon4260
      @gheleon4260 Год назад +1

      I know the Bladeguard Ancient can be attached in addition to a Captain, Lieutenant or Chapter Master. So I'm assuming yes because you also can't take all 4 assassins either.

    • @tabletoptactics
      @tabletoptactics  Год назад +4

      Yeah, I think it’s weird they can’t anyway, but it’s just rule of cool in this game.

    • @Flukez0r
      @Flukez0r Год назад

      Yeah it was awesome too!

  • @espenh9602
    @espenh9602 Год назад

    Would you be so kind as to tell me which colours you used on that Ghostkeel?

  • @nicholaschapman9324
    @nicholaschapman9324 Год назад

    Fantastic city board 👌

  • @simonwiltshire3674
    @simonwiltshire3674 Год назад +1

    Advanced request for an Old World launch battle report when it lands in 2024 please

  • @inakigarcia4604
    @inakigarcia4604 Год назад

    So fun to watch this one !

  • @lewisfargin65
    @lewisfargin65 Год назад

    Honestly guys every battle rep has me laughing out loud!

  • @ethanwesthoff7444
    @ethanwesthoff7444 Год назад

    I have a question. How did he fit SIX Bladeguard Veterans and a Shield Captain in an Impulsor?

  • @randomacademypilot
    @randomacademypilot Год назад

    Thank you.

  • @johnbagg3331
    @johnbagg3331 10 месяцев назад

    38:23 Perfect OOT Link HYAAAAAAA noise

  • @LordNerdvak
    @LordNerdvak Год назад

    This is a sound effects channel with the occasional 40k in the background.

  • @max16
    @max16 Год назад

    im pretty sure beard at the end used 2 CP that he did not have to reroll :P hahaha. servo skull not doing its job :P

  • @ace529321
    @ace529321 Год назад

    Need more pictures of those camo tau

  • @rowanpeacock3304
    @rowanpeacock3304 Год назад

    Can 6 bladegurad and a captain fit in an impulsor

  • @TheDavethepally
    @TheDavethepally Год назад

    There was no cp to reroll the charge in round 3.
    Also the tau put up a good fight for an army with no sup-faction rule. Till it did not matter anyway

  • @WraithRaider
    @WraithRaider Год назад

    Did you attach the bladeguard ancient and the judiciar to the bladeguard together because this was narrative? As by the rules they can't both join the same unit.

    • @tabletoptactics
      @tabletoptactics  Год назад

      And it looks cool. Don't forget that 🙂

    • @WraithRaider
      @WraithRaider Год назад

      @@tabletoptactics oh no doubt, it’s a combo I’d love to be able to use :)

    • @krissy2kewl
      @krissy2kewl Год назад +1

      Literally say this combo and was like what you can't do that! Have I missed something!!? Glad I checked the comments before asking!

  • @IHADTHECAKE
    @IHADTHECAKE Год назад +1

    6 BG vets and a Captain CANT fit in an impulsor. It has a max cap of 6.

    • @tabletoptactics
      @tabletoptactics  Год назад +1

      As this is a narrative mission some things were house ruled in the name of fun 🙂

  • @F_N_Inquisitor
    @F_N_Inquisitor Год назад

    Where can I get those SM chapter Decals?

  • @peeledapples4176
    @peeledapples4176 8 месяцев назад

    It annoys me that James just forfeits a bunch of hits because “Breachers hitting on 2s is silly.” It’s not, it’s their literal rules.

  • @nikitakotov8554
    @nikitakotov8554 Год назад

    How did the Bladeguard veterans and their captain fit in the Impulsor???

    • @nikitakotov8554
      @nikitakotov8554 Год назад

      And Judiciar along with BG Ancient can't be in the same squad...

    • @tabletoptactics
      @tabletoptactics  Год назад

      As this was a narrative game, a few things were house-ruled 🙂

  • @EastmentDesign
    @EastmentDesign Год назад

    I lost it at "just got specilumed....."

  • @professorsypher6174
    @professorsypher6174 Год назад

    Can Farsight and Shadowsun work together?

  • @joecampbell3660
    @joecampbell3660 Год назад

    Anyone know the terrain is from?

  • @scottsharp3789
    @scottsharp3789 Год назад

    What an amazing board

  • @davidcalain9250
    @davidcalain9250 4 месяца назад

    How many points were these amys

  • @chinaman8888
    @chinaman8888 Год назад +2

    Beard, you need to stop rolling so many ones at those critical moments.

  • @jamespeterson9620
    @jamespeterson9620 5 месяцев назад

    I feel like the CP use is out of whack with what is on the overlay count.

  • @karlwes6273
    @karlwes6273 Год назад

    Canoptek court vs chaos daemons to have a clash of domain armys

  • @The_Blackshield
    @The_Blackshield Год назад

    Christmas Carnage? Count me in! :D
    Happy Christmas everyone at TTT!

  • @louditalian1962
    @louditalian1962 Год назад

    For the greater good.

  • @oscarholloway4443
    @oscarholloway4443 Год назад

    I would KILL to play on that board!

    • @tabletoptactics
      @tabletoptactics  Год назад

      Luckily our events will have boards just like this. All being well we’ll be running them next year.
      - Beard

  • @freinheit6923
    @freinheit6923 Год назад

    Farsight is THE GOAT 🐐

  • @RandomAussieGuy87
    @RandomAussieGuy87 Год назад +5

    I see farsight, i click.

  • @hushblas
    @hushblas Год назад

    Beard using CP he doesn't have for that charge. BOO!

    • @tabletoptactics
      @tabletoptactics  Год назад +2

      There may have been a few instances in the edit where I missed him using a stratagem for free with his captains ability, so I’m sure he did actually have the cp! 😅 - jinx

    • @hushblas
      @hushblas Год назад

      @@tabletoptactics you can only beep boop so much afterall. 👍

  • @konrad8830
    @konrad8830 Год назад

    Tank shock is such a stupid ability. Grreat battlereport

    • @william9557
      @william9557 Год назад

      You mean
      Stupidly awesome, right?!
      Imagine getting charged by a brutalis dread for mortals and then having your opponent spend a cp for even more mortals

    • @konrad8830
      @konrad8830 Год назад

      @@william9557 Nope, its a boring mechanic in my opinion.

  • @alkdjioe
    @alkdjioe Год назад +2

    Beard playing the good guys??? Upside down world!

  • @Mark.Matthews
    @Mark.Matthews Год назад

    How did Fletcher get the reaver blades so shiiiiny

  • @jonathanhaynes9914
    @jonathanhaynes9914 Год назад

    Tell it Beard.

    • @tabletoptactics
      @tabletoptactics  Год назад +1

      I shall.
      - Beard

    • @jonathanhaynes9914
      @jonathanhaynes9914 Год назад

      @@tabletoptactics After I found out the Raven Guard exists, they replaced the Black Templars as my favorite loyalist chapter