PLOV (student edition) - Cooking with Boris

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  • @user-jp3bb2yb1f
    @user-jp3bb2yb1f 4 года назад +2528

    Some extra tips for those who seriously want to make plov:
    1. Wash the rice *first*, because then you can let it soak for around 30 min. before it cooks. The soaking allows the rice to slowly expand before it cooks. If you cook rice without soaking it, the rice will expand too quickly and become mushy or undercooked ("al dente") rather than chewy.
    2. The washing of the rice is to get rid of excess starch. It helps the rice to become more fluffy.
    3. The pot should be hotter. You want to fry the meat and vegetables, not boil them (that's why you use oil rather than water). The higher temperature will enable browning and give the ingredients a much richer flavour.
    4. If you have a wok or a country pan (like a wok but with flat bottom), use that, your life would be easier.
    5. The carrots won't dissolve even if you chop them into thin slices. Just don't use a shredder. But feel free to manage the thickness to your own liking.
    6. The water should just cover the rice, not a whopping 2 cm above the rice, unless you like watery and mushy rice.
    7. Feel free to add other ingredients and be creative with it.
    Приятно аппетита!

    • @feilipsen4403
      @feilipsen4403 4 года назад +172

      Thanks for the tips, unfortunately I am currently waiting for the 2 cm water to evaporate, but I look forward to follow them the next time I cook плов.

    • @alihaidar5787
      @alihaidar5787 4 года назад +53

      Im suprised he didn't use potatoes, maybe some peas, a very slav thing to do

    • @ethanhays9275
      @ethanhays9275 4 года назад +6

      what kind of rice??

    • @benhornstein1688
      @benhornstein1688 4 года назад +38

      @@ethanhays9275 If I had to guess, I'd say the standard jasmine rice we all use.

    • @eggtarts286
      @eggtarts286 4 года назад +25

      The grains look too long from here. I'm going to guess basmati.

  • @masonthomas1140
    @masonthomas1140 6 лет назад +7140

    Binging with Babish?
    Nah...
    BINGING WITH BABUSHKA!

    • @yunglynda1326
      @yunglynda1326 5 лет назад +47

      Eyy

    • @maxonwolf5841
      @maxonwolf5841 5 лет назад +32

      Hombre con No nombre hmm... great. We have assholes who are going to try to make the two have a squabble. Hmm... I prefer when Boris was at 4 k subscribers. Watching his fallout 4 play through... being himself, not this stereotype where it seems like he is a western spy pretending to be Russian.

    • @gaydes1012
      @gaydes1012 5 лет назад +49

      what about BOTH WITH BIG BRAIN

    • @LeaniaDrSalt
      @LeaniaDrSalt 5 лет назад +7

      YES COMRADE OTHEERS BLYAT

    • @ethandreher4905
      @ethandreher4905 5 лет назад +35

      Binging with Boris also works.

  • @woody.503
    @woody.503 4 года назад +2946

    My favourite Boris quote is, “La la la la la, one carrot and a two.”

    • @anchuvo
      @anchuvo 4 года назад +73

      Fuaty08 Official mine are these 2,
      “the bay leaf. or maybe 2”
      “and now we add the onion, boom *reactor 4 is critical* “

    • @guacamolejones6168
      @guacamolejones6168 4 года назад +19

      He says "and a two" not into two

    • @asz3337
      @asz3337 4 года назад +5

      I second that! 😁

    • @ethansmith9065
      @ethansmith9065 4 года назад +17

      Any time Boris says La la la la la I laugh

    • @imjusthere6626
      @imjusthere6626 4 года назад

      It is the best to hear that 😂

  • @haltocarrick5504
    @haltocarrick5504 4 года назад +2856

    "You don't need a lot of oil"
    *puts so much oil in pan that the U.S government wants to know his location*

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 4 года назад +134

      Halt O'Carrick it doesent matter how much oil you have the us government will want to know your location

    • @guacamolejones6168
      @guacamolejones6168 4 года назад +45

      western spies*

    • @soup7917
      @soup7917 4 года назад +22

      @Hammer Go Bonk! found the western spy

    • @anegg5946
      @anegg5946 4 года назад +15

      Hammer Go Bonk! Sir is this your first day on the internet? Because I can see the joke going so far over your head it broke the sound barrier

    • @poemsbypoetry
      @poemsbypoetry 4 года назад +7

      @Hammer Go Bonk! Okay American.

  • @panthera9151
    @panthera9151 5 лет назад +3259

    It's like watching my dad cook, but with a lot less bilingual swearing and breaking, burning or otherwise destroying kitchen utensils and the kitchen in general.

    • @PantsYT
      @PantsYT 5 лет назад +60

      *how to basic*

    • @toomanyeyesjoe1438
      @toomanyeyesjoe1438 5 лет назад +129

      I wish I could watch my dad cook. Or watch him at all. Dang, it’s been 14 years since he went out to get some cigarettes

    • @6aniix931
      @6aniix931 5 лет назад +5

      I feel like some of the comment was referring to Gordon Ramsay

    • @explosivemodesonicmauricet1597
      @explosivemodesonicmauricet1597 5 лет назад +3

      Andddd the food is edible.

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 5 лет назад +5

      What do you mean Less?

  • @niels_plays7606
    @niels_plays7606 6 лет назад +2528

    "Is like soup... but is not."
    -Boris 2018

    • @legionmaniac-9202
      @legionmaniac-9202 5 лет назад +20

      Explaining cereal to a person who doesn't suite have the hang of english

    • @romanyarkov8426
      @romanyarkov8426 5 лет назад +2

      Plov made from pork is not a plov.

    • @borschtisgud
      @borschtisgud 5 лет назад +2

      @@romanyarkov8426
      Yes!!
      It's halal!

    • @romanyarkov8426
      @romanyarkov8426 5 лет назад

      @@borschtisgud i cook plov from beef and i add some mutton fat

    • @terramerc733
      @terramerc733 4 года назад

      More like risotto blyat
      But is not

  • @remysenter9188
    @remysenter9188 6 лет назад +8870

    Where is the *b a y l e a f*

    • @Abaduaber
      @Abaduaber 6 лет назад +171

      The best comment so far.

    • @leonardpearlman4017
      @leonardpearlman4017 6 лет назад +215

      The BAY LEAF.... Every time I make soup now I think of Boris, and it seems like a big deal to put THE BAY LEAF, I have to say it out loud.

    • @eb2588
      @eb2588 5 лет назад +22

      *The cheeki breeki wrecks western Blyat for sake of motherland and other slav countries.*

    • @acrux1918
      @acrux1918 5 лет назад +24

      @Sw3y Cody Heels on ground
      Comrade found
      Heels up high
      Western spy

    • @MedicFromTF2_REAL
      @MedicFromTF2_REAL 5 лет назад +12

      Or maybe two!

  • @abogus1756
    @abogus1756 6 месяцев назад +33

    I have no idea if anybody watches this video any more, but I personally love this recipe for its simplicity and flavor. I always come back to this video eventually, just because it’s such a good instructional piece. Thanks, Boris, this American owes you one.

    • @OmgIsThornado
      @OmgIsThornado 6 месяцев назад +3

      I ALWAYS came back to this video when I don't know what to cook, it tastes amazing too

    • @jacktowers7533
      @jacktowers7533 2 месяца назад +1

      I make plov at least once a month now and just come back to it cuz it's so fun to watch

    • @antonyhakase6628
      @antonyhakase6628 9 дней назад

      I watched this video when I was in high school and now I'm a 2nd year university student, this should be a very useful recipe, and it's fun to watch too

    • @aalytoks9755
      @aalytoks9755 5 дней назад

      Honestly this recipe kinda sucks better to use Kamola Kerin's recipe instead for REAL uzbek plov

  • @Superbug-tf8zy
    @Superbug-tf8zy 5 лет назад +1795

    Boris: bigger piece means more flavor.
    me:* trows entire onion in there*

  • @DemeterAnna
    @DemeterAnna 6 лет назад +978

    Boris! I have tried your plov recipe!
    Despite the fact that I am a complete debil because I didn't check the rice I had at home before starting to make plov and had about half as much as was needed and also I dropped the towel in the pot and burnt my finger while I was fishing it out, the plov came out good and my mouth is happy :)

    •  6 лет назад +47

      Good luck next time!

    • @vickepedian2948
      @vickepedian2948 6 лет назад +92

      Slavs make mistake but after that, mistake is not repeated.
      Chernobyl was not a mistake, it was a miracle (for example).

    • @tulihaw2011
      @tulihaw2011 6 лет назад

      I make it and me mouth smoke come owt

    • @g.nuljic1957
      @g.nuljic1957 6 лет назад +1

      Nazis you get out you enemy of Stalin and all slavs

    • @letorim850
      @letorim850 6 лет назад

      Zaebis chetko real krasava

  • @gavitawaii6826
    @gavitawaii6826 6 лет назад +1476

    *Is like soup but is not*
    -Boris 199X-2018

  • @Purjolinko
    @Purjolinko 4 года назад +112

    Hello Boris! We made plov on your recipe today with my brother, and gotta say, it was good! Thank you for giving us this, your fans from Finland, Sami and Teemu. Stay cheeki breeki!

  • @Tycini1
    @Tycini1 6 лет назад +557

    I made it. The rice had an amazing texture, one that I've never seen before. However, everything got burned at the bottom. The taste was great, but saltless as heck if you follow the recipe. Also, in my opinion, limp, whole carrots are very unsettling to see in a one pot meal made of small particles such as rice and meat. Despite everything, I recall this dish so warmly that I had the motivation to write this review, and I'm looking forward to cook it again, but properly. Good video, greetings from Poland.

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 6 лет назад +51

      Then you probably need less salt, and lower heat for the steaming. Or more water.

    • @kuveljic4551
      @kuveljic4551 6 лет назад +44

      Salt according to taste.

    • @Playbahnosh
      @Playbahnosh 6 лет назад +67

      The steaming part you do on very low heat, basically the lowest setting you got. And check the liquid level every so often and add more water if needed. If all goes well the pot should make very quiet bubbly noises. If you hear scorching noises or see smoke instead of steam, you need lower heat or more water, or both.
      Also, the reason you leave the onions and carrots in bigger pieces, because if you cut them very small, they turn into liquid during the long cooking process.

    • @Yawnjoo5
      @Yawnjoo5 5 лет назад +2

      during the steaming process, i already put the stove at the lowest heat and shit still got burnt up

    • @nineteenseventyfive6709
      @nineteenseventyfive6709 5 лет назад +1

      Tycini1 try shredding the carrot, that’s how I make plov. That way it melds in with the rice more

  • @BronzeSpaceComet
    @BronzeSpaceComet 6 лет назад +287

    Im Russian and I have this all the time, it’s actually REALLY good. Wish I could eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I usually use chicken instead of pork but really you can make any meat taste amazing with plov.

    • @joey8obby
      @joey8obby 6 лет назад +4

      All that oil that's added in the beginning, is that necessary? I want to try to cut down the oil content in food lmao, would replacing some of it with water work?

    • @timurdos
      @timurdos 6 лет назад +58

      traditional central asian plov is made with sheep's ass fat (special kardashian type of sheep with fat sacks on their asses) and the oil/fat is there to fry the meat and also for rice to absorb. The final dish has no liquid oil in it whatsoever (all absorbed).
      But the answer is - yes, you need oil.

    • @WeAreSMC96
      @WeAreSMC96 6 лет назад

      lmfaoo fuckin ell arent u a savage?? cheers for the tips as well!

    • @Kuralai95
      @Kuralai95 6 лет назад

      joey8obby you don't need a lot of oil. Just enough to fry the meat a little, onions and carrots. The while frying process should take about 10-12 minutes

    • @jasonhuang8068
      @jasonhuang8068 6 лет назад +4

      its like the fried rice for russia

  • @chingizzhylkybayev8575
    @chingizzhylkybayev8575 6 лет назад +834

    Wow, that actually looks like the process of making plov. Us Central Asians like to make fun of Slavs when they attempt to make plov because they usually just make RICE KASHA with boiled meat. But this, this is very well done, brother. One notable exception is that we through in onion, not meat first. We use A LOT of onion, some of it inevitably burns down and then serves as a safety layer for other ingredients. Also, we cut our onion into really small pieces because we WANT it to liquefy completely and turn into delicious brown oily sauce. I was not even aware my mother's plov had onion in it until I was in middle school.

    • @OperaticEnigmatic
      @OperaticEnigmatic 5 лет назад +59

      Who's "we"? My Kazakh mom adds the meat in first, then the onion, otherwise it BURNS DOWN

    • @kyucumbear
      @kyucumbear 5 лет назад +37

      @@OperaticEnigmatic First the meat, then the meat?

    • @OperaticEnigmatic
      @OperaticEnigmatic 5 лет назад +60

      @@kyucumbear Yes. Then some more meat. And to garnish, some meat. That's a real Plov.
      (Edited it. Thanks.)

    • @andreas5341
      @andreas5341 5 лет назад +7

      Is babushka's recipe

    • @maidaomahati9414
      @maidaomahati9414 5 лет назад +12

      @@OperaticEnigmatic always happy to see a fellow Kazakh. Happy Nauriz

  • @therealshrimpfr
    @therealshrimpfr 4 года назад +882

    Nobody:
    Wholesome Boris in his kitchen: *La la la la la*

    • @burger-esports
      @burger-esports 4 года назад +16

      @Prpr Z2 nigga called a dead meme cringe while using another dead meme

    • @F0st1n4t0r
      @F0st1n4t0r 4 года назад +3

      One carrot and two...

    • @tommyshelby2250
      @tommyshelby2250 4 года назад

      one carrot and a two..

  • @AsdfghjkL-lv6kb
    @AsdfghjkL-lv6kb 5 лет назад +2070

    Imagine Boris with Gordon Ramsey
    Edit: included Boris name bc I’m not a swine

    • @totsuka2213
      @totsuka2213 5 лет назад +174

      Gordon Ramsey would be proud.

    • @snesguy9176
      @snesguy9176 5 лет назад +309

      I just imagine Boris calling Gordon cyka and throwing garlic at him after drinking the correct amount of vodka

    • @guacamolejones6168
      @guacamolejones6168 5 лет назад +127

      @@snesguy9176 and then proceeding to eat all the mayo

    • @leporellothegoldfinch
      @leporellothegoldfinch 5 лет назад +95

      I have a feeling they'd be best of friends.

    • @EARTrains95
      @EARTrains95 5 лет назад +50

      It would be the best day ever and video

  • @CA.14-2
    @CA.14-2 5 лет назад +674

    Here we see a wild Russian college student preparing its meal.
    *H O W I N T E R E S T I N G*

    • @CA.14-2
      @CA.14-2 5 лет назад +1

      I kow he is American

    • @nordic7453
      @nordic7453 5 лет назад

      fitz

    • @Kustosz2137
      @Kustosz2137 5 лет назад +10

      @@BlackLotusVisualArchive He's not russian, he is slavic but he didnt say from where. Also, im pretty sure he lives in Estonia not Latvia

    • @Kustosz2137
      @Kustosz2137 5 лет назад +3

      @@BlackLotusVisualArchive That also means he could be belarussian and ukrainian tho.

    • @PackOfPureWin
      @PackOfPureWin 4 года назад +3

      @@BlackLotusVisualArchive The salt package is a Ukranian brand, so that could be a clue.

  • @notisac3149
    @notisac3149 6 лет назад +37

    I know I’m a bit late, but I showed this vid to me mum and she actually cooked it! ‘Twas quite good, thank you Shashlik King for this great recipee.
    Edit: Three years after I wrote this comment and I am now the best at making plov in the house. Because of Boris I was inspired to learn how to cook little by little.
    Edit 2: Four years since the original post and I've incorporated a little bit of a Central Asian influence (think Afghanistan and Uzbekistan), adding in raisins, turmeric and cumin with lamb instead of beef. I greatly prefer it over the basic introduction to plov that Boris has given us. Also, kinda sobering to realize that I'm not a kid anymore lol
    Greetings from California!

    • @KismetLizard
      @KismetLizard Год назад +1

      Love this growth

    • @andrejhofer2007
      @andrejhofer2007 Год назад +1

      Oh yes. Cumin is a must have in plov. Lamb or beef is better to have than pork imo, but that's subjective, and the garlic cloves should be separated

    • @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988
      @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 Год назад +1

      Omg love this progression, kudos
      Do you differ from any of the cooking steps? That amount of food looks like it feeds a whole family but i want to make it for three

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Год назад +1

      Thanks for the tips!

    • @notisac3149
      @notisac3149 Год назад +3

      Sorry for the late reply, and yes I do change it up a bit. For instance, when adding water on top of the rice, 2cm over the top is excessive for me, even after thoroughly rinsing the rice. Typically 1cm suits our preferences better so that the rice isn‘t mushy. I also like to cook the meat on the first step at a higher heat to get it to brown, at least in my case it gave the meat a better texture and still ended up tender. You also want to prioritize meat that isn‘t super lean if you want the best taste throughout the dish, at least some fat really makes a difference, not that Boris didn’t have that, just a tip.
      Also, I typically cook this dish for at least 4 people with leftovers, and use about 3.5 to 4 cups of basmati rice. I just like basmati, but it’s up to you. I can also get away with only using 1lb. or .5kg of meat, but at least 2lbs. or a full kilo is preferable.
      I also want to try cooking a vegetarian or vegan version for my non-meat-eating friends. I’ll probably use mushrooms and wine at the bottom of the pot.

  • @roteroktober722
    @roteroktober722 4 года назад +362

    Now, as a German I know, which type of food I will have to take with me when I travel to Stalingrad the next time... . (Reason of travel is peaceful of course)

    • @B4ltH470r
      @B4ltH470r 4 года назад +13

      It is Wolgograd now

    • @Андрей-м6г8т
      @Андрей-м6г8т 4 года назад +25

      @@B4ltH470r It is Stalingrad ever

    • @Anvilshock
      @Anvilshock 3 года назад +21

      No need to point out you're German, it's already obvious from the wrong places you put your commas.

    • @roteroktober722
      @roteroktober722 3 года назад +23

      @@Anvilshock Yes, indeed. I often tend to use them like they were used in a German sentence. Just because I was never able to memorize their rules for English language. But maybe I will give the study of English commas another try in future, 😉.

    • @nickkurzy2246
      @nickkurzy2246 3 года назад +16

      @@roteroktober722 English is my first language, and neither me, nor anyone else can figure out where to put those things.

  • @Abfallkannibale
    @Abfallkannibale 4 года назад +220

    I just realized, this is exactly what my mom coocked for my brother and my when we were small Boys. We are not anymore! Greetings from Germany.

    • @verpix4956
      @verpix4956 4 года назад

      lol nice

    • @witw972
      @witw972 4 года назад

      Are you soviet german?

    • @Abfallkannibale
      @Abfallkannibale 4 года назад +8

      @@witw972 No, but my family has its roots in prussia, maybe that is the reason.

    • @lightblue254
      @lightblue254 3 года назад +1

      @@Abfallkannibale Aus den neuen Bundesländern?

    • @Abfallkannibale
      @Abfallkannibale 3 года назад +2

      @@lightblue254 Ne, gebürtiger Hamburger, meine Sippschaft kommt aber großelterlicherseits aus Preußen. Vllt daher.

  • @michaelc.4321
    @michaelc.4321 6 лет назад +511

    You see Slavs are gifted with something called “Babushka intuition” which allows them to measure ingredients by basically saying “I JUST ADD MORE! I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE ENOUGH FOR WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! ОЙ СУКА! I JUST CUT FINGER! BLOOD ADD FLAVOR I GUESS!”

    • @saxgarcon6867
      @saxgarcon6867 6 лет назад +2

      Русский makes so much sense now!

    • @seven9766
      @seven9766 6 лет назад +1

      so does having babushka senses make me slav or what???

    • @spetzo1212
      @spetzo1212 6 лет назад +1

      theres literally a saying you cant put too much butter in pasta

    • @Nanobot02
      @Nanobot02 6 лет назад +2

      NONONO Boris is not part of this Recipe

  • @SweetestSweden
    @SweetestSweden 4 года назад +26

    I just made this for the first time for me and my family. I used chicken, and *shit* it was good. The rice just soaks up all the meat and onion broth, and it makes for a really filling, savory meal. I may or may not have gotten 9 servings out of it instead of 3 too (went a little overboard with the onions and carrots), but those left-overs were gone in two days. People were eating it for breakfast as well as dinner. I will absolutely be making this again with beef instead in the future! Thank you so much for sharing, Boris!

  • @The12hugo
    @The12hugo 4 года назад +749

    Useful info: try using half the salt and half the oil he used. I made it myself, it tastes amazing but HOLY SHIT I feel like I’ll die, there is just so much oil and so much salt

    • @kiek1310
      @kiek1310 4 года назад +139

      His babushka once said that a hungry Boris is even hungrier than a freaking bear.
      So I did as you suggested, thanks a lot.

    • @adrianalconis4720
      @adrianalconis4720 4 года назад +35

      Unless you Exercise you can use that salt but the saturated fat from the oil may take a few days he uses sunflower oil no wonder

    • @jershemjeetsingh9001
      @jershemjeetsingh9001 4 года назад +9

      Wait this cooking is for real and I can eat it its not a joke? Or its real but he just joke about it

    • @st3v3n41
      @st3v3n41 4 года назад +113

      @@jershemjeetsingh9001 bruh it's fucking food you can eat it

    • @whatareyoudoingyouidiot342
      @whatareyoudoingyouidiot342 4 года назад +82

      @@jershemjeetsingh9001 He's definitely screwing around, but the recipes are legit.

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    @ElusiveSmi7y 6 лет назад +1380

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      @MadameTeqi 6 лет назад +49

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      @Armin2012 6 лет назад +54

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      @ElusiveSmi7y 6 лет назад +16

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      @toxictombgaming8605 6 лет назад

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      @ElusiveSmi7y 6 лет назад

      Y

  • @kairuku8498
    @kairuku8498 5 лет назад +210

    “More circles equal better taste”
    I’m going to take a hike at the California Redwood forests

    • @SafiullahMollick
      @SafiullahMollick 4 года назад +6

      aha drawing the largest circle using Reactor 4

    • @T-Rex.
      @T-Rex. 4 года назад +5

      Mista, Guido S. I just see you fucking gnawing on a tree 30ft up

  • @thewhittierhousewife3898
    @thewhittierhousewife3898 4 года назад +61

    I cooked plov last night, my boys loved it; all the wasted years! Thanks Boris, this recipe is a keeper.😊

  • @bryanpritchett
    @bryanpritchett 2 года назад +16

    Made this for dinner tonight, with a little tomato paste because I am a decadent westerner. The entire family loved it, and asked for plov to be added to the regular dinner rotation. Nicely done, Boris!

    • @alexxustube
      @alexxustube Год назад +1

      Try to cook it with other meat, like chicken, as a variation. But eat it better with pickled tomatoes or cucumbers. Or just some salad. Not paste 🙂✌️

    • @kremlin_agent-_-
      @kremlin_agent-_- 10 месяцев назад +1

      We uzbek people usually use only beef for plov. It's our traditional meal😅

  • @esaskykke7600
    @esaskykke7600 6 лет назад +143

    That feeds one Boris, 3 Russians or whole Soviet village.

  • @Maddog1911
    @Maddog1911 5 лет назад +396

    nobody:
    Comrad boris: *prepares food with AK47 bayonet*

    • @handlesarecringe957
      @handlesarecringe957 4 года назад +22

      Any bayonet would be decent for cutting meat. It’s what they’re made for.
      I actually know a guy who cooked with a KA-BAR.

    • @predator3299
      @predator3299 4 года назад +13

      @@handlesarecringe957 I am tempted to get a bayonet for the express purpose of cooking.

    • @terramerc733
      @terramerc733 4 года назад +6

      *boris 2020
      Prepares food with svetlana and sickle named vasily

    • @lmertz
      @lmertz 4 года назад +4

      Finally found a use for my M1 Bayonet.

    • @someguy9342
      @someguy9342 4 года назад +2

      I mean, he made food with a chainsaw. Anything is possible at this point

  • @TiredTimelord
    @TiredTimelord 5 месяцев назад +6

    I learned what plov was and how to make plov from this video years ago. It has since become one of my primary things I cook for events, parties, or just to have alot of food in the fridge. Legit thanks for this video

  • @미하엘-x9q
    @미하엘-x9q 2 года назад +21

    Boris! I made it by applying your plov recipe and served it to my parents. They are very pleased. Thank you!🥰

  • @superjohn274
    @superjohn274 4 года назад +448

    Boris cooked rice without rice cooker
    Me, a Chinese
    “Confusion scream”

    • @hongseng3670
      @hongseng3670 4 года назад +21

      HAIYAAAA

    • @vaibhavdabwalv1
      @vaibhavdabwalv1 3 года назад +34

      @@alegiumkhalimov8343 the recipe feels more closer to biriyani/pulao (lol) from south Asian countries. Than fried rice that SEA is famous for

    • @ISAFSoldier
      @ISAFSoldier 3 года назад +9

      :: can cook rice in pot on stove ::
      :: is asian ::

    • @AnimatedStoriesWorldwide
      @AnimatedStoriesWorldwide 3 года назад +15

      @@vaibhavdabwalv1 to be fair plov = pulao = pilaf. That dish can be found from eastern china to the western andes with a 2 syllables name starting in P with L in the middle

    • @forbiddenfursona
      @forbiddenfursona 3 года назад +1

      Me, a fellow asian:
      IKR

  • @darius2640
    @darius2640 6 лет назад +400

    aw yes this is my second favorite meal after shashlik, am too lazy to make it tho but when stolovaya has some for todays menu it's a good day

    • @britiw
      @britiw 6 лет назад +10

      Dariune i am cooking on regular basis and have to tell you that plov is very easy dish to cook, just has to be technically sound. No mess, no hassle, ready in 30 minutes including all preparations.

    • @CrimsonRequiem1
      @CrimsonRequiem1 6 лет назад +2

      Dariune nice Kouki 👀

  • @reeces5142
    @reeces5142 5 лет назад +70

    I like how he makes it very funny but it's hella informative. Like, I'll make this.

  • @jffr1831
    @jffr1831 4 месяца назад +3

    5 years later, i have been making this at least monthly.
    thank you Boris, it took some toonink and a few mistakes, but i still look forward to plov o' clock.

  • @somepuertoricankid2895
    @somepuertoricankid2895 6 лет назад +545

    *Cooks in Russian*

    • @MoistChungus
      @MoistChungus 6 лет назад +16

      Some Puertorican kid killer queen has already touched the stove

    • @somepuertoricankid2895
      @somepuertoricankid2895 6 лет назад +13

      Moist Chungus i can hear Boris scream Cyka blyat from the other room

    • @saki453
      @saki453 6 лет назад +2

      Some Puertorican kid does boris have nice hands?

    • @somepuertoricankid2895
      @somepuertoricankid2895 6 лет назад +1

      Benjamin mebbe

    • @misterkaos.357
      @misterkaos.357 5 лет назад

      @@PlinkyVR *FBI OPEN UP!!*

  • @nopewhy6047
    @nopewhy6047 6 лет назад +301

    mix ya rice if you are cooking w/ vadim's pot

  • @drunkfellow959
    @drunkfellow959 4 года назад +29

    I came here after that BBC cook food about fried rice to erase my memory about it, this works

  • @uncleiroh0989
    @uncleiroh0989 Год назад +5

    I can't believe it's been almost 5 years since I first saw this. Got me through some hard times in college. Thanks for doing what you do Boris, you help a ton of people with your videos

  • @luucvinky2194
    @luucvinky2194 6 лет назад +265

    In case of Zombie apocalypse or plov making😂

    • @nicolapalmieri7344
      @nicolapalmieri7344 5 лет назад +6

      There was also the PELMENINATOR

    • @TheBeeEnjoyer
      @TheBeeEnjoyer 5 лет назад +5

      And a katana on the side

    • @DobroPitanje
      @DobroPitanje 5 лет назад

      @@nicolapalmieri7344 Pelmeninator has over 100000000 uses that include plov and zombie apocolypse

    • @59Lemony
      @59Lemony 5 лет назад

      @@feetlicks BANZAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • @ilosttehlegs4517
      @ilosttehlegs4517 5 лет назад

      AznGuy Jr. 177013

  • @thecrazypanda7799
    @thecrazypanda7799 5 лет назад +187

    "The stick of carrot need to be *THICC* enough"

    • @awsgames1835
      @awsgames1835 5 лет назад +2

      It have to be ExTRa ThiCC

    • @insanity4016
      @insanity4016 4 года назад

      Saw this comment as soon as it was said in the video lol

    • @jayeon2670
      @jayeon2670 4 года назад

      Saw this coming

  • @godfreylam447
    @godfreylam447 5 лет назад +130

    You make plov if you're hungry, but it takes a pretty long time to cook.
    Ok

    • @neyoid
      @neyoid 5 лет назад +8

      But no no hunger after long time due to pure S L A V power in Plov, if you feel hungry after less than a month, then you pizdec the cooking

    • @unemiryune9322
      @unemiryune9322 5 лет назад +12

      waiting is a spice

    • @chicoscience502
      @chicoscience502 4 года назад +6

      Blin, is special technique. The more hungry you are, the more you will crave for *plov* even more than normal, and when you get to eat, it taste even better!

    • @chrispepper121
      @chrispepper121 4 года назад

      69th liker here

  • @ShelltoonTV1
    @ShelltoonTV1 4 года назад +6

    I've been sharing these videos with my co-workers and acquaintances, and they are always amazed because most of us here have never been exposed to the slav world and ways. Looking forward to the cook book!

  • @alexdust7540
    @alexdust7540 5 лет назад +41

    The Slav Electric Whisk, just a hand whisk inside drill.

    • @eier3252
      @eier3252 5 лет назад +2

      Using this for 3 years now and it works perfectly. At the beginning I used a fork instead of a whisk

  • @Sneke-uWu
    @Sneke-uWu 3 года назад +13

    This is the most chaotic cooking video I've ever seen
    love the energy 10/10

    • @Shareezz
      @Shareezz 3 года назад

      So I take it you haven't seen Boris kvass video?

  • @naomienow2667
    @naomienow2667 4 года назад +122

    "its the ideal recipe for student bc you only need to use one pot"
    Meanwhile he uses about 5 different knives😂😂

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 4 года назад +6

      ;-; knives are much easier to clean than pots. Well usually.

    • @maskedredstonerproz
      @maskedredstonerproz 4 года назад +3

      @@sirrivet9557 yes , and you can clean more of them at once , try it , it's very effective , but throw a couple dirty spoons into the mix to not cut yourself , or be careful

    • @asgrahim9164
      @asgrahim9164 4 года назад +1

      You only need 2 knives though. One for meat, one for vegetables.

    • @obnoxiouscommenter6194
      @obnoxiouscommenter6194 3 года назад +1

      Slav students probably are expected to have at least 5 knives on hand 😂

    • @veenibik336
      @veenibik336 3 года назад +1

      A single cleaver can do the work. Unless you want to collect knifes for zombie apocalypse or home invasion

  • @calvincoolidge8109
    @calvincoolidge8109 2 года назад +9

    Hi Boris. I saw this video when you first uploaded it now 4 years ago, and it was this video that got me into cooking especially for my family. Every now and then after a while one of my parents might bring up how good the plov was and I'll make it again soon after. I've been making it for the last four years, and I considered it a big milestone cooking it for my soon-to-be-fiance. Anyways, thanks again for such a cool recipe that I'll be making for my family someday

  • @DaAsianJuan
    @DaAsianJuan 5 лет назад +8

    It is always very nice to see another dish that i can confidently cook with cheap local ingredients.

  • @EatDrinkCook
    @EatDrinkCook 5 лет назад +55

    There must be Cumin and Curcuma also!
    Without those spiсes it's just a rice with meat, but not plov!

    • @unemiryune9322
      @unemiryune9322 5 лет назад +33

      that's why he called it 'student edition'

    • @Maximmaximmaximmaximmaxim
      @Maximmaximmaximmaximmaxim 5 лет назад +1

      You’re goddam right !

    • @jankatozden5928
      @jankatozden5928 5 лет назад +1

      Where would you add the Cumin I wanna make this student edition but just with cumin

    • @theM4R4T
      @theM4R4T 5 лет назад +3

      I like plov without cumin it

    • @orcinusxx4776
      @orcinusxx4776 5 лет назад +2

      I don't think eastern Europeans use much spices other than bay leaf, black pepper and salt.

  • @raveno6625
    @raveno6625 4 года назад +12

    This is one of my absolute favourite dishes, absolute class, perfect with any meat and so easy to make a university/college student can do it!

    • @shiv3rcubesolver664
      @shiv3rcubesolver664 2 года назад +1

      I tried making it a few years ago and burnt the fuck out of my pot lmao

  • @kayleene4373
    @kayleene4373 2 года назад +4

    I made it for dinner and it's so good. I played with the ingredients a little but followed your cooking method and it turned out perfectly

  • @alvinjohnson1059
    @alvinjohnson1059 6 лет назад +251

    time to putin the carrot

  • @Iron.Bastion
    @Iron.Bastion 6 лет назад +49

    I COOKED AND FAMILY LIKED, thank you Boris always a great help!

    • @kylewilson6437
      @kylewilson6437 6 лет назад

      Joshua The Commie what kind of pork did you use?

    • @ILovePsySoMuch
      @ILovePsySoMuch 6 лет назад

      Kyle Wilson u use thigh meat, it's most similar to what Boris used

    • @tomas3471
      @tomas3471 6 лет назад +1

      Me uses human meat very nice yes yes :D

  • @mikhailsilaev9311
    @mikhailsilaev9311 6 лет назад +28

    BORIS YOU FORGOT THE BAY LEAF

    • @lolieating3309
      @lolieating3309 6 лет назад

      no bay leaf just *BAY LEAF*

    • @enlg3750
      @enlg3750 6 лет назад

      Mayonez was put when served of course there is!

  • @SidewalkSurferPhotography
    @SidewalkSurferPhotography 4 года назад +1

    This is very useful to me and my mom right now, we are no strangers to pore cooking, and being pore, but lately it's been extra tuff, and we have had to get extra creative, and this definitely gave me some inspiration to make something with what we have! Pulled out the ham steak out of the freezer and I've still got rice and some onions.

  • @stalkerentertainment3671
    @stalkerentertainment3671 5 лет назад +80

    I just made Плов and ate it with the whole family, thank you Boris for the recipe, спасибо Товарищ! 🇷🇺🤙

    • @thrashefe3523
      @thrashefe3523 5 лет назад +1

      it's пилав in turkish xd

    • @thrashefe3523
      @thrashefe3523 4 года назад

      @inc.opt.63 nobody cares if somebody care

    • @noobplayer_23
      @noobplayer_23 4 года назад

      @@thrashefe3523 i do care

    • @dildoraalimdjanova8538
      @dildoraalimdjanova8538 4 года назад

      As an uzbek where the plov traditionally comes from.... I am sorry for you.... this is a wild student recipe with PORK in it ( we would never make it with pork) and please... dont eat it with mayonnaise it makes my heart break

  • @yaboimrfailure2226
    @yaboimrfailure2226 6 лет назад +167

    You have to Putin the carrot.

    • @caerdwyn7467
      @caerdwyn7467 6 лет назад +19

      But don't procrastinate. If you do, we know you're Stalin for time.

    • @jackal3153
      @jackal3153 6 лет назад +7

      You both need to be Lenin the world of good puns Russia puns

    • @videoman7659
      @videoman7659 6 лет назад +10

      Such a good Gorbachev...

    • @gnerfgnome7277
      @gnerfgnome7277 6 лет назад +1

      *INSERT FUNNY PUN HERE*

    • @melonenstrauch1306
      @melonenstrauch1306 6 лет назад +2

      T H I C C Carrot

  • @TraustiGeir
    @TraustiGeir 6 лет назад +9

    I think this is the first cooking show I have ever watched that didn't bore me to sleep.

  • @Sau031
    @Sau031 6 месяцев назад +24

    who decide to come back here in 2024 is 100% distinguish gentleman

  • @roselina7951
    @roselina7951 5 лет назад +50

    "In case of zombie apocalypse or plov making"

  • @shodaime748
    @shodaime748 6 лет назад +88

    Papa Boris > Gordon Ramsey
    edit-thanks Evi1M4chine

  • @kthomas511
    @kthomas511 6 лет назад +55

    It may only take one pot but it also takes five knives

    • @rigosanchez9423
      @rigosanchez9423 6 лет назад +1

      RBB if you an average Slavic Collage Students you will have hundreds from your time with Cs:Go

  • @kiskasatterfield1239
    @kiskasatterfield1239 3 года назад +8

    BLIN! This is darn tasty! Made my first (def not last) plov...I didn't know it would be so rich. I'll have leftovers for a couple of days.

  • @gavinmarshall2228
    @gavinmarshall2228 6 лет назад +79

    I made this recipe right now - delicious and satisfying. I definitely fucked something up in cooking the rice but idi nahui! Can't stop eating...
    Next time I want to try adding some paprika and some raisins. Thanks for the recipe, Boris!

    • @sodinc
      @sodinc 6 лет назад +11

      may be your rice just wasn`t optimal for this dish (for plov it must be pretty hard type, not like for sushi)

    • @kathorsees
      @kathorsees 6 лет назад +10

      raisins are a must, we always put them when we make plov. also try adding some cumin, but just a tiny little bit for taste. that's how they make it in the -stan countries of the former USSR, where the dish originates from (Uzbekistan, Tajikistan etc.)

    • @bigtime1356
      @bigtime1356 6 лет назад +11

      i am russian but live in uzbekistan. Plov they make here, as boris mentioned, is made in large pots called lyagan or kazan. They include raisins, chick peas, barberry, dried tomatoes and much more spices and it tastes so good

    • @Juuk-D
      @Juuk-D 6 лет назад

      Look at cooking time on the pack of rice, most important is LOW heat, water only needs to steam and not boil, and less water is better than too much you dont want porage

    • @WeAreSMC96
      @WeAreSMC96 6 лет назад

      bitch lasagna sounds amazing

  • @simplevitya5736
    @simplevitya5736 6 лет назад +115

    Boris we need SELIOTKA POD SHUBOI!!!!!WITH EXTRA MAYO LVL

  • @EnterJustice
    @EnterJustice 5 лет назад +8

    You rinse the rice to get rid of excess starch, which will turn into a slurry if you don't wash it off. *flies away*

  • @starlara7243
    @starlara7243 Год назад +4

    I actually made this with my brothers. . . .and it honestly turned into one of my favorite dishes
    Thanks Boris :)

  • @kianbautista1016
    @kianbautista1016 3 года назад +38

    I give you the honorary title of Rice strategist, for impressing me by cooking rice in a non asian way.

    • @nicholasneyhart396
      @nicholasneyhart396 3 года назад +7

      This is an asian way.

    • @ИмяФамилия-ф2д8ш
      @ИмяФамилия-ф2д8ш 3 года назад +1

      Asia consists of hundreds of cultures - there is no "asian" way to cook rice...

    • @ABAMTV12
      @ABAMTV12 3 года назад +1

      @@ИмяФамилия-ф2д8ш thats like saying snails and frogs aren’t french

    • @ИмяФамилия-ф2д8ш
      @ИмяФамилия-ф2д8ш 3 года назад +5

      @@ABAMTV12 maybe idk never asked about their citizenship

    • @boofkopydifloop591
      @boofkopydifloop591 3 года назад +2

      I mean. As a southeast asian, I really was amazed of using a whisk sticked to a drill to wash it.

  • @beataverkhavets3497
    @beataverkhavets3497 6 лет назад +29

    Stay cheeki breeki

  • @Cabal282
    @Cabal282 6 лет назад +22

    In his next life, Boris will be Slavic 3 Star cook.
    Oh wait. He already is! Looking good Boris.

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 6 лет назад

      Tenshi 天使 Your a Japanese Imperial, you have no say so in rating

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 6 лет назад

      @Fire Power701 Lol, Japanese haven't had an empire in many years cuz complex history.

  • @MichaelaRtoS
    @MichaelaRtoS 2 года назад +2

    FINALLY made this. This is one of my FAVORITE Boris videos, and I finally made it because I happened to have all the ingredients in my kitchen.
    I have a cold (I should have made solyanka but I had exactly none of the ingredients) but this had a very simple, comfort-food-y taste to it. It probably tastes even better when one's sinuses are not closed off. Tomorrow, leftovers for breakfast (with a fried egg on top) and probably dinner (with mayonez)

  • @endlessmasks
    @endlessmasks 3 года назад +21

    "congratulations you have just made food" loved how affirming that is 😄

  • @PeterFerr
    @PeterFerr 4 года назад +6

    This is the first recipe I've seen that I REALLY want to try

  • @ima4248
    @ima4248 6 лет назад +8

    I laughed seeing his knife collection. I died laughing when I noticed the katana.

    • @Parelf
      @Parelf 6 лет назад

      You died, huh? I'm sorry for your loss. What's the afterlife like?

    • @skinwalker69420
      @skinwalker69420 Год назад

      Yeah, he used the katana in an older video and got called a weeb.

  • @EzraM5
    @EzraM5 3 года назад +2

    Tried this out finally, and I gotta say
    You need to just give it a shot. Yes, the rice bit is kinda daunting, but don't let that scare you away from it, it's SO GOOD.

  • @butterss1178
    @butterss1178 2 года назад +8

    I love how Boris can mess up his entire kitchen just for a video

  • @Macho98
    @Macho98 2 года назад +6

    This is a very interesting dish. In azerbaijan it is called pilaf, in India palao. It is spread in all countries from west of India to east of russia.

  • @PolishBigfootCircle11
    @PolishBigfootCircle11 4 года назад +8

    Ive eating refried plov right now. Was at a church gathering yestersay. Took some of the extras home. Then, fried it up in the pan. Because it is a naturally oily dish it made the rice nice and crispy. Might he taboo, but it was delicious. Sorry babushka!

  • @hippydippy_
    @hippydippy_ 4 года назад +24

    I’m Czech, and I made this at my house... and B L I N it was good

  • @antonrockoboac8711
    @antonrockoboac8711 6 лет назад +47

    when you learn how to cook from a csgo player

  • @zethloveless7238
    @zethloveless7238 5 лет назад +86

    Try substitute most of the water by using some chicken stock for maximum flavors 😃

    • @0d138
      @0d138 5 лет назад +11

      Blyad, who have money for that at end of month...

    • @zethloveless7238
      @zethloveless7238 5 лет назад +14

      0 D make using the leftover fats and bones 🤓 free

    • @sandakureva
      @sandakureva 4 года назад +5

      @@0d138 Who is making plov at end of month? At that point, it's just light beer and semechki.

  • @nautineko
    @nautineko Год назад +3

    Still comin' back to this video, every time I make plov

  • @Chantheman007
    @Chantheman007 4 года назад +16

    Update: successfully made the dish, and it’s awesome!!!!!

  • @zeroxomega4123
    @zeroxomega4123 6 лет назад +41

    AND THE LEGENDARY
    Bay Leaf

  • @justhana3432
    @justhana3432 4 года назад +13

    Me: What time issit?
    Boris: Plov o' clock

  • @dominickeane5482
    @dominickeane5482 5 лет назад +36

    S L A V P R E C I S I O N

  • @vidulabeywickrama7852
    @vidulabeywickrama7852 3 года назад +9

    Everybody gangsta making slav jokes till they know that plov is uzbek

  • @smeshsmesh9695
    @smeshsmesh9695 3 года назад +6

    1:41 : Boris realizing americans are also watching this video

  • @meep3905
    @meep3905 5 лет назад +776

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    In Soviet Russia,
    Poem writes you.

  • @aroenx1418
    @aroenx1418 5 лет назад +22

    student edition *2kg of meat* damn boris where do you live

  • @uhhhkay
    @uhhhkay 3 года назад +3

    “You don’t need a lot of oil”
    Literally *DEEP FRIES* the pork.

  • @jackstoutamore8541
    @jackstoutamore8541 5 лет назад +22

    “Use stick to make hole”
    Huh
    ...
    GAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • @парень-водка
    @парень-водка 6 лет назад +23

    ПРИВЕТ ВОРИС !!!!!
    What is your back ground music ?
    Not the intro
    Not the outro

    • @skuxxgamezz7051
      @skuxxgamezz7051 6 лет назад +2

      the _Background music_
      The funny fluting sound in background. *debil*

    • @spacekraken666
      @spacekraken666 6 лет назад +1

      It's Boris not Voris

    • @nobodyofinterest2822
      @nobodyofinterest2822 6 лет назад

      парень- водка i know the dark knowledge of cyryllic alphabet, for western spies-привет борис means 'hello boris'.

  • @elizatherandomperson4709
    @elizatherandomperson4709 5 лет назад +159

    Imagine a seventh grader seeing this and trying to make this because their parent let the cook on their own on Sunday.
    Oh wait a minute....

  • @franss62
    @franss62 4 года назад +3

    I've tried your recipe, thank you very much Boris,
    I love it !! :3

  • @nasgun
    @nasgun 6 лет назад +472

    What is plov?
    Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...

    • @nou6990
      @nou6990 6 лет назад +1

      42.

    • @basara748
      @basara748 6 лет назад +1

      The ChromosomeKid Loooool

    • @shatterhand01
      @shatterhand01 6 лет назад +39

      *baby don't stir me, don't stir me, no more

    • @unpositive828
      @unpositive828 6 лет назад

      A Kind Of Rice Dish In Turkish İts Named Pilav

    • @Aphsinthys
      @Aphsinthys 6 лет назад

      epic

  • @ryani8995
    @ryani8995 6 лет назад +5

    I watched this at midnight in my dorm room and now realize it is plov o’clock

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU 6 лет назад

      But does your dorm have kitchen?

    • @coopermatlack4238
      @coopermatlack4238 6 лет назад +2

      Does it matter comrade? if u don't have kitchen, borrow vladime's kitchen.

  • @Mantinae
    @Mantinae 6 лет назад +6

    I feel spiritually enlightened. Thank you, Boris.

  • @dark16one
    @dark16one 4 года назад

    Remembered this video with the recent crapstorm , and the stores being empty, and only finding the basics. Still good to make, one plate fills your belly for about 6-8 hours. Thank you, Boris!