1:37 "Only Imperial stormstroopers are si precise" Uhhmmm. No Kenobi we all know they suck. Cannot hit an ewok if their life depended on it wich it did.
lol. Well those rebels on the Tantive would disagree, since stormtroopers slaughtered them :) According to George Lucas the Imperials were winning at Endor until Chewie captured an AT ST and destroyed the Imperial vehicle support, turning the tide of the battle. The film-novelisation also records single troopers "irradiating" many Ewoks only to be overwhelmed by dozens more.
Source: ROTJ novelization p.151 " *Stormtroopers fired their laser pistols at the furry creatures, killing or wounding many- only to be overrun by dozens more in their place.* " Source: ROTJ novelization p.160-161 " *On Endor, the battle of the bunker continued. Stormtroopers kept irradiating Ewoks with sophisticated weaponry, while the fuzzy little warriors bashed away.* " ... " *Chewie climbed down inside. It took him half a minute to master the controls- Imperial technology was pretty standardized. And then, methodically, one by one, he began approaching the other, unsuspecting, Imperial Walkers, and blasting them to dust. Most had no idea what was happening.* As the giant war-machines began going up in flames, the Ewoks were reinspired. They rallied behind Chewie's Walker. *The Wookie was turning the tide of battle.* "
And finally if you (or anybody else) would like to see stormtroopers killing their enemies more efficiently, check out my kill / death ratio videos set on the Tantive & Jedha. ruclips.net/video/D2ekgD0eOqU/видео.html
so jawas are scavengers that means that ironically other jawas are eventually going to find that big transport thingy and use it and when they die other jawas are gonna use it and so on
There's a feet of sandcrawlers they have a big yard full of scrap metal and robots a bit like the jippyos who come round ..in the film we see just one but if you look at lucas arts there's a big picture of the yard with all the sandcrawlers lined up . only found out the other day as I was online looking at starwars posters
Well, they didn't have plot armor, so yeah, the Stormtroopers slaughtered them. People who unironically think Stormtroopers can't aim were dropped on the head as a baby
Richard Ched Well, in the attack on Hoth, stormtroopers chewed through rebel lines surprisingly quickly. And on Endor, the Imperial forces were outnumbered. Remember, the ewoks literally fight giant humanoids and managed to capture the rebels just as easily. And you already know about the Death Star.
Shalom Griffinflyer Hoth Victory was because of the AT-ATs Tremendous Firepower. Most of the Rebels had already evacuated when the Snowtroopers breached the base. Plus the Snowtroopers outnumbered the Rebel Soldiers by quite a bit. I'm not saying the Stormtroopers are ineffective just not the "Accurate" Soldiers Obi-Wan made them out to be.
"But what were the excuses for ESB and ROTJ? Did they have Orders to Miss in those movies"? Darth Vader gave orders to spare the main heroes in both movies. In The Empire Strikes back we have the classic "No disintegrations" scene, and in Return of the Jedi he ordered an officer that he should bring Luke's friends to him.
Obi Wan did not want Luke to run into a fight on fear. Fear leads to hate, hate leads to anger and anger leads to suffering. This is not revealed until Anakin attacks the sand people for what they did to his mother. Luke did not understand at the time. Just my .02
Correct me if I'm wrong but Luke saying they must have tracked the robots here that's the only time the word robots is used in any Star Wars movie I think 🤔
That's telling and not showing. Everything they showed in the movie disagreed with that line! Imperial stormtroopers couldn't hit the broad side of a sandcrawler!
In the Star Wars lore, Stormtroopers were extremely well trained and disciplined. They only made it so in the movies that they couldn't hit the heroes.. Because you know.. If the heroes got shot every single time.. It wouldn't make much of a movie.
"That vehicle!" "It's a Jawa Sandcrawler, Sir! They are known for selling droids!" "Hardly a coincidence. Those are probably our guys, then!" - "Who is your leader?" "Routoo!" "We're looking stolen Imperial property. Two droids, an astromech of the R2-series, and a C-series Protocol droid. Have you seen them?" "Durr rutaa oi taaiee" "They already sold them, Sir." "Fine. Get the records, and exterminate them all." "Exter... With all due respect, Commander, we already have what we need?" "So? We are the baddies. We don't need reasons for things. Kill some Tusken, too, make it look like they did it!" "That's clever! That way, in case the Empire comes to investigate the massacre.... no, wait. We ARE the Empire. Uhh, who were we hiding from again?" "It's not about hiding, I just want them all dead! No reasons. Just disintegrations!" "Oooo--kay.... Are you sure you're not trying to motivate a farm boy to get off his ass, and go be the space wizard, that destroys us all?" "Pffft, I am no Jedi. We are the baddies, remember?"
The clunky CGI of Stormtroopers riding big-lizard thingies (yes I'm sure they have a name) ruin the suspension of disbelief when compared to the verisimilitude of the original release's cut
Well the stormtroopers have great accuracy but the imperial only focus on bigger and prestige weapons so they don’t have to send troopers there weapons are the reason why there aim is so bad the weapon is not good nor high quality
1:37 "Only Imperial stormstroopers are si precise" Uhhmmm. No Kenobi we all know they suck. Cannot hit an ewok if their life depended on it wich it did.
lol. Well those rebels on the Tantive would disagree, since stormtroopers slaughtered them :) According to George Lucas the Imperials were winning at Endor until Chewie captured an AT ST and destroyed the Imperial vehicle support, turning the tide of the battle. The film-novelisation also records single troopers "irradiating" many Ewoks only to be overwhelmed by dozens more.
Source: ROTJ novelization p.151
" *Stormtroopers fired their laser pistols at the furry creatures, killing or wounding many- only to be overrun by dozens more in their place.* "
Source: ROTJ novelization p.160-161
" *On Endor, the battle of the bunker continued. Stormtroopers kept irradiating Ewoks with sophisticated weaponry, while the fuzzy little warriors bashed away.* "
...
" *Chewie climbed down inside. It took him half a minute to master the controls- Imperial technology was pretty standardized. And then, methodically, one by one, he began approaching the other, unsuspecting, Imperial Walkers, and blasting them to dust. Most had no idea what was happening.* As the giant war-machines began going up in flames, the Ewoks were reinspired. They rallied behind Chewie's Walker. *The Wookie was turning the tide of battle.* "
And finally if you (or anybody else) would like to see stormtroopers killing their enemies more efficiently, check out my kill / death ratio videos set on the Tantive & Jedha. ruclips.net/video/D2ekgD0eOqU/видео.html
@@blastech4095 Brilliant. I admire your work, Piett
Blas Tech you shall be rewarded
so jawas are scavengers that means that ironically other jawas are eventually going to find that big transport thingy and use it and when they die other jawas are gonna use it and so on
On Tattooine, one sandcrawler's junk is another clan of Jawas' treasure.
There's a feet of sandcrawlers they have a big yard full of scrap metal and robots a bit like the jippyos who come round ..in the film we see just one but if you look at lucas arts there's a big picture of the yard with all the sandcrawlers lined up . only found out the other day as I was online looking at starwars posters
How they are so smart that they found a wedding ring from droids but they cannot shoot a single ewok.
Now that is funny 😂
"Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise"- has to be the funniest line ever spoken in a Star Wars movie.
No.See answer of creator of video.
More like the only imperial stormtroopers that are precise, ever
Well, they didn't have plot armor, so yeah, the Stormtroopers slaughtered them. People who unironically think Stormtroopers can't aim were dropped on the head as a baby
1:36 the biggest lie in history LOL. Maybe Obi-Wan was referring to Clone Troopers of his time and just assumed they were the same now.
Richard Ched
They do have good aim, and they were ordered to release the rebels on the Death star. Leia says so, and so does Tarkin.
Shalom Griffinflyer But what were the excuses for ESB and ROTJ? Did they have Orders to Miss in those movies?
Richard Ched
Well, in the attack on Hoth, stormtroopers chewed through rebel lines surprisingly quickly. And on Endor, the Imperial forces were outnumbered. Remember, the ewoks literally fight giant humanoids and managed to capture the rebels just as easily.
And you already know about the
Death Star.
Shalom Griffinflyer Hoth Victory was because of the AT-ATs Tremendous Firepower. Most of the Rebels had already evacuated when the Snowtroopers breached the base. Plus the Snowtroopers outnumbered the Rebel Soldiers by quite a bit. I'm not saying the Stormtroopers are ineffective just not the "Accurate" Soldiers Obi-Wan made them out to be.
"But what were the excuses for ESB and ROTJ? Did they have Orders to Miss in those movies"?
Darth Vader gave orders to spare the main heroes in both movies.
In The Empire Strikes back we have the classic "No disintegrations" scene, and in Return of the Jedi he ordered an officer that he should bring Luke's friends to him.
0:49 was the good old days it was my favorite scene out of the sand crawler
I hope nothing happened to his uncle
I have some bad news to tell you...
It's ok, there was a BBQ on Skywalker ranch, and Luke and Obi Wan had Uncle Lars and Aunt Beru for dinner.
@@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 "Hey, Ben, something about this tenderloin tastes funny."
0:38 look a penny
"Wait Luke, it's too dangerous!"
*does literally nothing as he leaves*
"Can you come with me and use your laser sword to help then?"
Obi Wan did not want Luke to run into a fight on fear. Fear leads to hate, hate leads to anger and anger leads to suffering. This is not revealed until Anakin attacks the sand people for what they did to his mother. Luke did not understand at the time. Just my .02
It's so sad what we all know luke is about to discover
Correct me if I'm wrong but Luke saying they must have tracked the robots here that's the only time the word robots is used in any Star Wars movie I think 🤔
Thought is said "Fate of the Jews"
Samsid wtf mindblowing
So did Google when i typed in Jawa Sandcrawler it said "Did you mean Jew Sandcrawler?"
That can be arrange- oh wait
Hitler you fool!
The fate of the jewa is to be defeated by palestine
You know C3PO was saying on the sly "They got what they deserved. Disgusting creatures!”
is this the only time in star wars the droids are called "robots"? I think it is. I never noticed til now
Imagine Jawas on jakku.
"Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru. They're dead! Just like those Jawas."
"Oh, those Jawas weren't dead, they were just stunned."
C3PO: 😳
Those animals at 0:10 couldn't have been in the original edition.
1:38 insert comical luaghter here. Oh wait that wasn't a joke...
this blew my mind when i first saw it as a kid at my mates house
"only imperial stormtroopers are so precise"
Everybody: *laugh*
Jawas: Are we a joke to you?
1:36 YOU DIDN’T
That's telling and not showing. Everything they showed in the movie disagreed with that line! Imperial stormtroopers couldn't hit the broad side of a sandcrawler!
In the Star Wars lore, Stormtroopers were extremely well trained and disciplined.
They only made it so in the movies that they couldn't hit the heroes.. Because you know.. If the heroes got shot every single time.. It wouldn't make much of a movie.
The Triggerati aha, and what is exactly what they did in tantive IV at the beginning?
@@darthpepo1 What are you even talking about?
@@thetruthx2154 They annihilated the Rebel forces through precision alone.
"Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise." Has Obi-Wan ever actually WATCHED any of these movies himself?
Mandalorian was consistent with this, with the tuskens traveling single file
It was the Mando
MY BROTHERS!?!!
I sure do hope that no other people or a person doesn't shoot us up again, and definitely not due to us angering him
Lol, loved you guys in the Lego games.
Obi-wan: only imperial troopers can be so precise
Fandom: best joke in the movie
I hope uncle Owen and aunt Berew's new tanning bed works out for them.
"That vehicle!"
"It's a Jawa Sandcrawler, Sir! They are known for selling droids!"
"Hardly a coincidence. Those are probably our guys, then!" - "Who is your leader?"
"Routoo!"
"We're looking stolen Imperial property. Two droids, an astromech of the R2-series, and a C-series Protocol droid. Have you seen them?"
"Durr rutaa oi taaiee"
"They already sold them, Sir."
"Fine. Get the records, and exterminate them all."
"Exter... With all due respect, Commander, we already have what we need?"
"So? We are the baddies. We don't need reasons for things. Kill some Tusken, too, make it look like they did it!"
"That's clever! That way, in case the Empire comes to investigate the massacre.... no, wait. We ARE the Empire. Uhh, who were we hiding from again?"
"It's not about hiding, I just want them all dead! No reasons. Just disintegrations!"
"Oooo--kay.... Are you sure you're not trying to motivate a farm boy to get off his ass, and go be the space wizard, that destroys us all?"
"Pffft, I am no Jedi. We are the baddies, remember?"
I love the jawas they are so amazing ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Storm trooper and precise don’t belong in the same sentence. Good job Luke leaving “old Ben” out in the desert by himself!
Been trying to figure out the sounds Lucas used for the Dewbacks. Sounds like a black bear.
nobody could outsmart the jawas not even mando 😂
0:31 Someone was in the pod; the tracks go off in this direction
Hey that’s me and my friends!
i just dont know if the track frames and road wheels are strong enough to carry that caravan anyway what is there currency
Poor jawas
Rest in peace little guys 😥
The clunky CGI of Stormtroopers riding big-lizard thingies (yes I'm sure they have a name) ruin the suspension of disbelief when compared to the verisimilitude of the original release's cut
the blending is off though but the changing of the sandcrawler 0.38 feels more impactful
and when Luke comes home... :(
Well the stormtroopers have great accuracy but the imperial only focus on bigger and prestige weapons so they don’t have to send troopers there weapons are the reason why there aim is so bad the weapon is not good nor high quality
0:40 the new tesla cyber truck
How did they reach the gas pedal?
1:10 RIP Jawas
Did jawas in tatoonie was extinct
Uhhmmm Now your order is sent, thanks for checking It email Mieter!
The sound is very loud,
This is just a bunch of clips edited together
なんでこんなに画質が綺麗なの?
❤NATHAN NIGHT HUGHEY TALKING ABOUT ROCKY AND DUTS
Oh if you don't be careful they will follow you home 👻
Oh that CGI looks horrible.
Pfft not as bad as the prequels CGI. The OT at least used mostly practical effects with some CGI
@@brayden2254 true that.
UTINI!
Suka Suka Suka Suka Suka Suka..
I thought it said Fate of the Jews
Stormtroopers make the A Team look like stone cold killers.
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I love how Obi Won says "only stormtroopers are this precise", meaning accurate....yet in the rest of the movies they can't hit a damn thing!
Storm troopers precise don’t make me laugh