CoH 2 Funny Voice Clips

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  • Опубликовано: 22 сен 2024
  • Well, so the Germans are now psychopaths appearently, and insane... But they do sound funny.
    Soviets sadly did not have that many funny lines, and not much 4th wall breaking was going on. Still worth a few chuckles, sturmgewhers for everyone made me roll on the floor a little, njoy.

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  • @CloakerM8
    @CloakerM8 8 лет назад +5721

    "Heavy Panzer is under infantry attack! Why am I shouting this?!"

  • @Rundasice
    @Rundasice 11 лет назад +4866

    "You have an anti-tank rifle, other there, you have a tank! FIGURE IT OUT!"

    • @Idontmatter1234
      @Idontmatter1234 6 лет назад +88

      Rundasice that one got me. Of course video saves best for last.

    • @raulagasov7615
      @raulagasov7615 6 лет назад +73

      "Over there"

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 лет назад +21

      Just like my time playing halo combat evolved multiplayer and a player with a sniper rifle being a jackarse

    • @Brawler_1337
      @Brawler_1337 6 лет назад +12

      fulcrum 29 Was the guy’s name Leonard Church?

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 лет назад +16

      @@Brawler_1337 nope, but the behavior is similar. The hostile scorpion tank with its cockpit exposed and the bastard with the sniper rifle was busy shooting at the others (and missing) rather than hitting the enemy scorpion driver that's been bombarding our base

  • @Smash-gm8dl
    @Smash-gm8dl 7 лет назад +4279

    From the first game there was a funny quote where if you clicked on a British tank too many times it would go
    British tank: gunner point the turret up at that camera in the sky

    • @acewolfgang276
      @acewolfgang276 5 лет назад +86

      Could you post a video of that?

    • @Danspy501st
      @Danspy501st 5 лет назад +65

      Wasnt that also not for a US AA halftrack?

    • @emelielilio3477
      @emelielilio3477 5 лет назад +28

      That was a Churchill quote

    • @dylanbee8350
      @dylanbee8350 4 года назад +47

      ruclips.net/video/9mwJaQCf6to/видео.html go to 0:39

    • @essexclass8168
      @essexclass8168 4 года назад +31

      AIRBORNE! WANNA BLOW UP HQ!?

  • @oreiooo
    @oreiooo 10 лет назад +3431

    "Have you actually HIT ANYTHING WITH THAT MORTAR?!?!"

    • @s0r1ns3c
      @s0r1ns3c 6 лет назад +66

      Stanley Pines yes they’re all laser guided. Except the american ones.

    • @shikikankillzone4239
      @shikikankillzone4239 5 лет назад +172

      *"Yeah, i hit something"*
      "What was it then?"
      *"Friendlies..."*

    • @Randomweeb1273
      @Randomweeb1273 5 лет назад +26

      @@shikikankillzone4239 once i wipped out my panzer grenadiers squad (3 men)

    • @amp8295
      @amp8295 5 лет назад +11

      Flamethrower, idiot, it throws flames, USE IT!

    • @alexanderthekriegsofficer2645
      @alexanderthekriegsofficer2645 5 лет назад +6

      @@amp8295 "with drunken voice " ok comandar !

  • @MalevolentSpirit234
    @MalevolentSpirit234 6 лет назад +3143

    Whenever you order Grenadiers to build a bunker:
    "You do know we're Grenadiers, not Pioneers."

    • @sushimuncher282
      @sushimuncher282 4 года назад +266

      Or stacking sandbags:
      "If I see ONE MORE SANDBAG...."

    • @Gearhand
      @Gearhand 4 года назад +17

      I keep forgetting that they could do that...

    • @samogilvie1241
      @samogilvie1241 4 года назад +43

      Sushi Muncher American version is my fav lol.
      If I see one more goddamn bag of dirt.

    • @Recker1125
      @Recker1125 3 года назад +10

      Dont we have any pioneers?!

    • @escabio1147
      @escabio1147 3 года назад +10

      ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃⁿᵈᵇᵃᵍ ᵈᵘᵗʸ ᵐᵉⁿ c:

  • @UgandanAirForce
    @UgandanAirForce 10 лет назад +4104

    "those god damn Americans are always complaining about pioneer spam" XDDDD

    • @d-man9921
      @d-man9921 6 лет назад +185

      4th wall just got a 88mm and hot destroyed

    • @sangus2425
      @sangus2425 6 лет назад +24

      so true man

    • @shepherdlavellen3301
      @shepherdlavellen3301 4 года назад +24

      pioneer blob incoming

    • @anarchyandempires5452
      @anarchyandempires5452 3 года назад +5

      @@shepherdlavellen3301 and that's why I always rush heavy Machineguns, them Pioneers sure don't like getting pined by a .50 much.

    • @shepherdlavellen3301
      @shepherdlavellen3301 3 года назад +3

      @@anarchyandempires5452 doesn't 50 cal have the worst suppression of all the MGs? I'd much rather use rifleman

  • @MrTai5hogun
    @MrTai5hogun 10 лет назад +1804

    "Industrialization, that's how we're still in this war...and my balls...*MY BIG BALLS!*"
    "I am missing a biscuit! Stealing is not the Soviet way, comrades!:

    • @paperball2113
      @paperball2113 6 лет назад +41

      It's called communism

    • @yourcomrade4378
      @yourcomrade4378 3 года назад +5

      I'm sure taking weapons from dead fascisti is not considered stealing, since they are dead 🤔

    • @someorclad9738
      @someorclad9738 3 года назад +38

      @@yourcomrade4378 Taking weapons from dead enemies is fine. But stealing a biscuit from your bros? Damn. That's messed up.

    • @maxluna25
      @maxluna25 3 года назад +6

      @@yourcomrade4378 it's technically is stealing its called grave robbing but like they say "all fair in love and war"

    • @emelyarye2641
      @emelyarye2641 Год назад +5

      @@maxluna25 its not grave robbing because the rifle is not the infantryman's possession but the state's

  • @va_sirberpasir9708
    @va_sirberpasir9708 9 лет назад +5492

    I told mama we'd see Elefants, Tigers, Panthers. And she thought we're visiting moscow zoo

    • @va_sirberpasir9708
      @va_sirberpasir9708 9 лет назад +163

      She don't know we'd going to stellzoo

    • @soundgfx7166
      @soundgfx7166 7 лет назад +40

      V.S love this one

    • @maryheadpoppins3242
      @maryheadpoppins3242 5 лет назад +18

      @@kaungmyatzawkevin8087 only like 2 were produced

    • @aoli8142
      @aoli8142 5 лет назад +15

      Vat about das Leopard?

    • @dendirianto5675
      @dendirianto5675 5 лет назад +2

      omg i read your comment when the voice line play, what a coincidence

  • @kalmahcarl
    @kalmahcarl 10 лет назад +3924

    "You want us to attack an Elefant...?
    ...
    Jawohl..."

    • @north-vegasgift4964
      @north-vegasgift4964 6 лет назад +207

      The Elefant was actually just a failiure of a destroyer. It was extremely heavy, so heavy that it sank into the ground, and had an underpowered engine to pull it.

    • @tgp-thegenericsplayroom
      @tgp-thegenericsplayroom 6 лет назад +42

      Ohh yeah the ferdinand tank

    • @panzerschiff9805
      @panzerschiff9805 5 лет назад +86

      Yeah. The tank just burned down without the crew setting the fire. Perfect for losing vehicles.

    • @north-vegasgift4964
      @north-vegasgift4964 5 лет назад +38

      flawless way to waste metal that you dont have alot of late in the war

    • @LunarisCainLegacy
      @LunarisCainLegacy 5 лет назад +39

      Cept the Ferdinand is a Deadly Tank if it actually works... *Glares at War Thunder Ferdinand*

  • @arandomfurry7832
    @arandomfurry7832 6 лет назад +5939

    My favorite one "Im not defending German technical superiority Im stating the f*cking obvious!"

    • @multirkade1118
      @multirkade1118 6 лет назад +84

      gamingcanadian It's SOOOO accurate!!!

    • @Lone_Wolf_Radio
      @Lone_Wolf_Radio 6 лет назад +197

      Multi Rkade that line could not be further from the truth really

    • @VRichardsn
      @VRichardsn 6 лет назад +210

      Eh, for a 1941 Soviet infantryman stuck with a Mosint Nagant rifle, having to haul a 60 + kg Maxim, seeing countless T-26 pass him by... it might be true. A 1944 IS-2 tankist might think differently, of course.

    • @kapitankapital6580
      @kapitankapital6580 5 лет назад +152

      @@VRichardsn The Germans weren't actually that technologically well equipped. Most their equipment was drawn by horses or men rather than motor vehicles, and really there wasn't a huge difference between what a German and Soviet soldier were sent into battle with.

    • @atomsmasher9279
      @atomsmasher9279 5 лет назад +26

      Michael Miller u know the stg 44 was what the soviets based the AK-47 on just put the 2 next to each other and the look quite close

  • @crashb133
    @crashb133 10 лет назад +1981

    The last one is directed at every battlefield player

  • @66Rokers
    @66Rokers 9 лет назад +3446

    did I catch "Those Americans are always complaining about pioneer spam"

    • @gdspathe1130
      @gdspathe1130 7 лет назад +215

      COH 1 reference eh

    • @HooverShrimpster
      @HooverShrimpster 6 лет назад +125

      Maybe sturm pioneer spam.
      They have Panzerschrek and all of them are equipped with sturmgewehr, which render them powerful.

    • @commanderbacara225
      @commanderbacara225 6 лет назад +31

      Itanimulli Nah, Sturmpioneers are very squishy and take up a lot of manpower bleed and upkeep.

    • @VRichardsn
      @VRichardsn 6 лет назад +49

      Pioneer spam indeed. It was powerful, then it got nerfed. Currently it only works against the British.

    • @판사님저는오늘만삽니
      @판사님저는오늘만삽니 4 года назад +1

      @@VRichardsn why? it works well most of time!...with...ah...my level opponent.

  • @LordDeathwing17
    @LordDeathwing17 5 лет назад +1154

    “REAL men fight Ze Panzer at close range!!”
    So what you’re saying is...
    “DRIVE ME CLOSER!! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!!!”

    • @CommanderM117
      @CommanderM117 5 лет назад +37

      the imperium agrees

    • @kaiservonpanzer213
      @kaiservonpanzer213 4 года назад +20

      "Mad Jack" Churchill in a nutshell.

    • @x3-LSTR-512
      @x3-LSTR-512 4 года назад +15

      @@kaiservonpanzer213 ima pour water on their engine

    • @hansstrudel9614
      @hansstrudel9614 4 года назад +12

      Oh my God I just realized they were both made by the same company. It might actually be a reference to Lord Commissar Bern.

    • @allenrosales9738
      @allenrosales9738 4 года назад +11

      The Emperor protects! CADIA STANDS!

  • @FageLu1407
    @FageLu1407 8 лет назад +1701

    I heard a pioneer talking "When we first saw the new soviet T-34s we were very intimidated, but then we realized the Russians couldn't drive or shoot for shit" something like that xD

    • @joshuaplotkin8826
      @joshuaplotkin8826 6 лет назад +18

      Fagelu Lufage really? then why did they develop the panther just to counter the t34?

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 лет назад +114

      Early t 34s lack the commander space and hatch till the 85mm version

    • @Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa 5 лет назад +53

      @BlackDeathViral03 My favourite piece of trivia about the Panther is that the first two Panthers sent into combat managed to set themselves on fire just on the drive to their unit. When the French got their hands on some Panthers and tested them, they quickly realised you simply could not drive these things up hills. Even a moderate slope would mess up the turret's ability to rotate freely and cause the engine to spontaneously combust lol

    • @Foxrich99
      @Foxrich99 5 лет назад +22

      @@Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa Are you really sure about that?? xD
      I think you're confusing the Panther with the Elephant

    • @Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa 5 лет назад +59

      @@Foxrich99 Nope. It was the Panther. The hull was designed to be water-tight so it could ford rivers, but this had a huge side-effect: Oil would leak and accumulate in the tank, whereas in most tanks it could leak out. When the Panther went up a hill, all that accumulated oil inside the tank would swoosh down to the back, touch the super hot engine, get ignited, and burn down the tanks. It took the Germans a full year to fix this

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 9 лет назад +1519

    *I AM MISSING A BISCUIT*

    • @deamonwolf4122
      @deamonwolf4122 8 лет назад +29

      +Herbivore The Carnivore *I AM MISSING AN ARM

    • @witherofwar5676
      @witherofwar5676 6 лет назад +105

      STEALING IS NOT THE SOVIET WAY

    • @mattwells5347
      @mattwells5347 6 лет назад +17

      Stealing from fellow comrades. I’m triggered

    • @dd5083
      @dd5083 6 лет назад +1

      proceeds to steal MG42s

    • @odst_1185
      @odst_1185 5 лет назад +2

      Found your biscut. It's a lil' dirty, but still edible.

  • @mr.turtle4394
    @mr.turtle4394 6 лет назад +6443

    Who’s from Girls und panzer armor piercing in a nutshell

  • @laitinen2094
    @laitinen2094 10 лет назад +1173

    Slowest Porsche ever!
    - Elefant

    • @kampfpanzerleopard346
      @kampfpanzerleopard346 5 лет назад +43

      Even slower than the slowest Porsche ever.
      -Pzkpfw 8 Maus

    • @redacted8983
      @redacted8983 5 лет назад +2

      what do you think about the Porche Tiger?

    • @L4sket
      @L4sket 5 лет назад +12

      @@redacted8983 You do realize the Elefant was made from the Porsche Tiger?

    • @fabio6170
      @fabio6170 4 года назад +5

      Hold my Maus.

    • @PovidisII
      @PovidisII 4 года назад +5

      @@redacted8983 I think the Porsche tiger is just a bit faster...

  • @Drink4Exp
    @Drink4Exp 9 лет назад +673

    "Taking fire from the cute little panzer! Fucking adorable like a puppy... KILL IT!"

    • @CodexandCo.
      @CodexandCo. 9 лет назад +1

      The_Pegasus_Box My World of tank 360 forum sig.

    • @KaiserFranzJosefI
      @KaiserFranzJosefI 9 лет назад

      The_Pegasus_Box the luchs is cute

    • @aigeh1326
      @aigeh1326 8 лет назад +21

      I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! THEY DESTROYED MY BEAUTIFUL TIGAH!!!

    • @CodexandCo.
      @CodexandCo. 8 лет назад +2

      Karl Jacob... and that's the other one

    • @janderfuchs3843
      @janderfuchs3843 7 лет назад

      @ The_Pegasus_Box that´s my fav. russian sentence.
      And from Wehrmacht: I have my rifle, a pistol, 3grenades, 2knife´s and my dick... Im always well armed :DD

  • @UnusualBurb
    @UnusualBurb 11 лет назад +926

    "You can count on Osttruppen... No really, you can!"
    I feel sorry for them whenever I hear them say that in-game .3.

    • @Stefan-ij1qb
      @Stefan-ij1qb 6 лет назад +10

      they form the best blobs for sure!

    • @hardstylegamer9932
      @hardstylegamer9932 6 лет назад +11

      (I know this is late) but don't they say: "On us truppen" ?

    • @Stefan-ij1qb
      @Stefan-ij1qb 6 лет назад +32

      The phrase is said by the Osttruppen, so they say you can count on them if you need a meat shield.

    • @bjorndevlieger8565
      @bjorndevlieger8565 6 лет назад +34

      I use Osttruppen if i need a line to be held there good when used in cover weak when not there essentially a cheaper weaker alternative to grenadiers but nothing compares to panzergrenadier spam :)

    • @stabsgefreiterhansmuller7371
      @stabsgefreiterhansmuller7371 3 года назад +4

      @@bjorndevlieger8565 i just spam Volksgrenadiers with new Mp40s.... I hope they not shooting eachother

  • @Paskakatiska
    @Paskakatiska 10 лет назад +2325

    German master humor at its finest

    • @paperball2113
      @paperball2113 6 лет назад +81

      Fortunatus German humor is no laughing matter

    • @shimonvictoria9332
      @shimonvictoria9332 6 лет назад +9

      Ethan Tampol
      because 1 german is an efficient one and therefore, every german must work . XD

    • @technopriest6708
      @technopriest6708 5 лет назад +13

      @@paperball2113 why you have a deagle?
      Cause its Thursday.

    • @paperball2113
      @paperball2113 5 лет назад +8

      @@technopriest6708 ONE DEAG ONE DEAG ONE DEAG
      "I'm not sure thats how one deaging works"

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 4 года назад +4

      Dude it’s German humor.
      It’s no laughing matter

  • @MrTimebomb12
    @MrTimebomb12 8 лет назад +357

    I wish this was a line "Quickly, turn this tank around and expose the weak rear armor to the enemy! Fucking great idea!"

    • @frank-2martialoffrankoslav151
      @frank-2martialoffrankoslav151 8 лет назад +57

      there is a qoute from the MGs, at least the Soviets one that goes like "LOOK RIGHT, LOOK RIGHT!"

  • @DukeDresari
    @DukeDresari 10 лет назад +640

    "NO Im not defending German technical superiority, I'm stating the fucking Obvious" As a german player I LOL'ed so hard

    • @CommissarWallace
      @CommissarWallace 10 лет назад +31

      Achtung Tigergruppe!

    • @MrCoolguy425
      @MrCoolguy425 3 года назад +9

      - a t-70 tank crew fighting a tiger, probably

    • @onionknight8128
      @onionknight8128 3 года назад +6

      Because it's true

    • @apyr1439
      @apyr1439 2 года назад +3

      @@onionknight8128 until the transmission dies, or mud gets in the tracks

    • @onionknight8128
      @onionknight8128 2 года назад +1

      @@apyr1439 that's when the real sh*t starts

  • @tredbobek
    @tredbobek 8 лет назад +1560

    I just love the german alphabet
    A,Z,C,Z,E,Z,G....

    • @V4YGR3
      @V4YGR3 6 лет назад +77

      Hao Zhen Li its a joke about the stereotypical german accent.
      Like : "zis gun" (this gun)
      Zit you (did you)
      Vat iz vrong witz you. (What is wrong with you)

    • @finnishwehraboo8377
      @finnishwehraboo8377 5 лет назад +2

      ZZZZZZZ

    • @x3-LSTR-512
      @x3-LSTR-512 4 года назад +1

      @@finnishwehraboo8377*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZODUSCHNERWSTRL*

    • @balintx2980
      @balintx2980 4 года назад

      dikk he magyar

    • @Adhjie
      @Adhjie 3 года назад

      @Hao Zhen Li avar zoroasthriandong feng varingian zimbabwe ghana
      whats that means im curious btw its madagascar smartass rommel cousin
      Wir Lagen Von Madagascar

  • @idontknowwhatiamdoinganymo1615
    @idontknowwhatiamdoinganymo1615 6 лет назад +1106

    “I took ballistics in school, fascinating subject things go up, things go down” - Japanese high school girl

  • @HBK-6S
    @HBK-6S 10 лет назад +819

    "I like the sound of the MG42. It sounds like victory"

    • @gopi22111
      @gopi22111 10 лет назад +4

      mkush13 Of course 1800 shots/minut sounds like victory, the fastest shooting MG in the world.

    • @HBK-6S
      @HBK-6S 10 лет назад +18

      You're off by 600 rpm. The MG42 had a practcal RoF of 1200 rpm, and was capable of 1500rpm. However, the ShKAS fired at 1800rpm, with the UltraShKAS being capable of 3,000rpm

    • @RevanStarrrR
      @RevanStarrrR 9 лет назад +3

      WulfeHound ShKAS is an aircraft weapon though.

    • @HBK-6S
      @HBK-6S 9 лет назад +11

      RevanBladeZ
      And? It's still a machine gun and it fires faster than the MG42 ever could

    • @matijamatic2966
      @matijamatic2966 9 лет назад +9

      WulfeHound i like how mg guy says: WHAT DA FUCK OORAH MEAN?!?!

  • @portalowy5346
    @portalowy5346 8 лет назад +474

    I took ballistics in school. Fascinating subject ; Things go up, things go down.

  • @peach1205
    @peach1205 10 лет назад +2775

    Soldier: WE SHOULD ALL HAVE STURMGEWEHRS, YOU GET A STURMGEWEHR, YOU GET A STURMGEWEHR, EVERYONE GETS STURMGEWEHRS!
    *Soviet KV-2 Tank shows up*
    Soldier: O.O
    Soldier: WE SHOULD ALL HAVE PANZERSHREKS! YOU GET A PANZERSHREK, YOU GET A PANZERSHREK! EVERYONE GETS PANZERSHREKS!

    • @Drink4Exp
      @Drink4Exp 9 лет назад +193

      I KNOW its technically impossible to shoot a panzershrek from an enclosed position. DON'T read the fucking manual next time, and you wont care so much.

    • @Scientist118
      @Scientist118 9 лет назад +77

      The_Pegasus_Box Put a fucking eight centimeter rocket up their ass!

    • @bakedpotatomosic8677
      @bakedpotatomosic8677 9 лет назад +79

      Scientist118 A real man fights panzer at close range!

    • @Scientist118
      @Scientist118 9 лет назад +38

      baked potato mosic Bring the Tank Terror-ha I love that name.

    • @Donnerbalken28
      @Donnerbalken28 9 лет назад +36

      +Feldmarschall Erwin Rommel Meanwhile, inside the KV-2:
      You know Comrades, Industrialization is the only reason why we are still in this war. And my balls. My big, big balls.

  • @shanelewis3241
    @shanelewis3241 10 лет назад +110

    "A rifle, a knife, three grenades, and my dick! I'm always well armed!" How did that line not make it in there?

    • @grena0707
      @grena0707 2 года назад +5

      i was actually looking for that one lmao

  • @billwu1276
    @billwu1276 10 лет назад +561

    "I told mother I would see elephants, tigers, panthers she thought I was visiting Moscow zoo" rofl

  • @Myuutsuu85
    @Myuutsuu85 10 лет назад +455

    "The Flammenwerfer is a nice tool. But i rather prefer a rifle or a knife." that guy sounds rather insane while saying the last part, but on the other hand, it promises a more quick dead to the enemy if used correctly.

    • @architech8107
      @architech8107 9 лет назад +15

      Myuutsuu85 Nah, he's talking about CoD logic.

    • @andmos1001
      @andmos1001 5 лет назад +8

      The flamethrower where an priority target for any snipers due to the volitile stuff inside those tanks

    • @tunasandwich8049
      @tunasandwich8049 4 года назад +5

      Flamethrower duty is one of the deadliest jobs anyone can take in war. You're just a big, fat, explosive and easy target.

  • @013wolfwarrior
    @013wolfwarrior 8 лет назад +218

    "Did started to rain or is it infrantry shooting us again?"

  • @NevadaGamingWedge
    @NevadaGamingWedge 10 лет назад +172

    "You want us to attack an Elephant?... Jawol."
    "You have an Anti-Tank rifle! OVER THERE IS A TANK! FIGURE IT OUT!"
    "No I'm not defending German technical superiority, I'm stating the fucking obvious!"
    "I AM MISSING A BISCUIT! STEALING IS NOT THE SOVIET WAY COMRADES!"
    "HAVE YOU ACTUALLY HIT ANYTHING WITH THAT MORTAR!?"

  • @ta_zz3981
    @ta_zz3981 9 лет назад +594

    '' We all have Sturmgewehrs! Oh... You, get a Sturmgewehr, you get a Sturmgewehr everyone gets a Sturmgewehr! '' Well isn't he happy c:

    • @Lo-tf6qt
      @Lo-tf6qt 6 лет назад +5

      I want a Sturmgeschutz though.....

    • @RadioactiveSherbet
      @RadioactiveSherbet 6 лет назад

      Oprah reference. Lol

    • @commanderbacara225
      @commanderbacara225 6 лет назад +1

      The Crusading Slav Looks at 2016 patch, "Volksgrenadiers can now purchase StG44s for 60 munitions"

    • @commanderbacara225
      @commanderbacara225 6 лет назад

      Rick O'Shay Raketenwerfers are much more cost efficient AT weapons compared to hand held Panzerschrecks. Dat invisibility + Ability to retreat and enter buildings.

    • @commanderbacara225
      @commanderbacara225 6 лет назад

      Rick O'Shay Not the best idea to replace the crews with elite expensive units like Fallscrimjaegers or Obersoldaten. They inherit reinforcement costs as well as reinforcement time. And this would be a waste of manpower considering 2 men cannot shoot with their own rifles and instead crewing a gun.
      And the raketenwerfer is one of the best AT Guns for it's cost. 270mp for a gun that can retreat, enter buildings and go invisible non doctrinally. Literally removes almost all weaknesses AT Guns have. If you lose raketens that much, you might be using them too aggressively up front.

  • @thedawkturr4481
    @thedawkturr4481 8 лет назад +226

    We should ALL have Sturmgewehrs!
    You get a Sturmgewehr!
    YOU get a Sturmgewehr!
    *EVERYONE GETS A STURMGEWEHR!*

  • @elasolezito
    @elasolezito 9 лет назад +321

    0:20 100% me when i first got Tiger in World of Tanks...

    • @diptard7701
      @diptard7701 9 лет назад +40

      same :D...but warthunder

    • @tootallgames4901
      @tootallgames4901 9 лет назад +6

      Me upon the E100, but disappointed with the lower glacis problem. Don't believe that was true of German tanks during the War

    • @maxismonteith6520
      @maxismonteith6520 9 лет назад

      Johan Dale same here with any tank

    • @marwankthd1629
      @marwankthd1629 9 лет назад +5

      Johan Dale​ i always say the same when someone destroy my superior German tanks. LOL

    • @AceTheMM
      @AceTheMM 7 лет назад

      Same, but with my Type 5.

  • @MrPathorn
    @MrPathorn 10 лет назад +658

    Moscow zoo includes Tiger, Panther, Elefant and maybe Puma.

    • @Brawler_1337
      @Brawler_1337 6 лет назад +12

      Puma? Stop making up animals, Grif.

    • @darktemplar2403
      @darktemplar2403 5 лет назад +5

      @@Brawler_1337 Make up vehicle's name, you say.
      How about this: www.tanks-encyclopedia.com/ww2/nazi_germany/Sd-Kfz-234_Puma.php

    • @ColdHatch
      @ColdHatch 5 лет назад +1

      A Maus too

    • @Brawler_1337
      @Brawler_1337 5 лет назад +4

      darktemplar2403 It’s a Red vs. Blue reference, dude.

    • @InquisitorBoomBoom
      @InquisitorBoomBoom 4 года назад +2

      There's Lion but never make it to the production.

  • @GraveDigger388
    @GraveDigger388 10 лет назад +531

    "HEAVY PANZER IS UNDER INFANTRY ATTACK!!!!....WHY AM I SHOUTING THIS?"
    I don't know about you but I can't stop laughing...XD

  • @ArariaKAgelessTraveller
    @ArariaKAgelessTraveller 8 лет назад +133

    Taking fire from cute looking Panzer...
    Fucking adorable like a puppy...
    KILL IT!!!

  • @BLScoop5
    @BLScoop5 10 лет назад +275

    "No, I'm not defending 'German technical superiority' I'm stating the FUCKING OBVIOUS!!"
    Sounds like a rant aimed at a Commissar lol!

    • @ritasue2011
      @ritasue2011 6 лет назад +7

      BLScoop5 That guy must have some pretty big balls then

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 6 лет назад +22

      WendigoYT
      Not during late 1942, when the Commissar lost their powers, they were shocked to discover how much they were hated, with the Air Force outright asking they why they even bothered to remain.

    • @ritasue2011
      @ritasue2011 6 лет назад +7

      Really? I didn't know that... Huh... The more you know.

    • @anarchyandempires5452
      @anarchyandempires5452 3 года назад +19

      @@HaloFTW55 well when you order a beloved ace mig fighter pilot who was a decorated hero of the battle of moscow in one of the very few High altitude fighters in russia to a ground strike mission against a well protected ANTI-AIR Battery and he inevitably fucking dies Because again, Ace FIGHTER pilot in an unarmored Lightweight High altitude Pure blood fighter.
      Yeah people tend to figure out you don't know what the fuck you're doing.

  • @johnnymo221
    @johnnymo221 10 лет назад +300

    Flammenwerfer. It werfs flammen

  • @Tarik360
    @Tarik360 9 лет назад +368

    "...But I prefer a Rifle or a KNIIIFE..."
    **
    And I know the frustration those last two lines all to well...

    • @FREEK777ful
      @FREEK777ful 5 лет назад

      Oooohhhhh! I've always heard it as "on a knife". That makes much more sense.

    • @Apex-jf4pn
      @Apex-jf4pn 4 года назад +4

      Reminds me of that scene in saving private Ryan where the German and American are rolling around in hand to hand but the German eventually slowly stabs him to death.... what a fucking scene.

  • @meltdown4126
    @meltdown4126 8 лет назад +207

    There was a remarkable line on a squad wipe with flamer combat engineers tho: "Smells like...pork! Hehehehehehe...."

    • @dd5083
      @dd5083 6 лет назад +7

      Pioneers: It DOES smell like pork!

  • @juicynarwal6272
    @juicynarwal6272 3 года назад +298

    "Industrialization, that's how we're still in this war"
    Surprisingly accurate voice line.
    "and my balls, my big balls"
    also surprisingly accurate.

    • @dragongaming2890
      @dragongaming2890 10 месяцев назад

      how would you know?

    • @dumpsterfire0718
      @dumpsterfire0718 Месяц назад

      @@dragongaming2890 the man survived them, i'd say he knows what he's talkin' about

  • @ArgieGrit
    @ArgieGrit 6 лет назад +142

    "NO, a musical organ, idiot" Bwahahahaha

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 лет назад +1

      No, a musical organ idiot

  • @TheD3rp2
    @TheD3rp2 10 лет назад +244

    WE SHOULD ALL HAVE STURMGEWEHRS!
    YOU GET A STURMGEWEHR! YOU GET A STURMGEWEHR!
    EVERYONE GETS A STURMGEWEHR!

    • @hukama6911
      @hukama6911 5 лет назад +2

      and so the whole world did

    • @Pommezul
      @Pommezul 5 лет назад

      Syria got sturmgewehr.

  • @fostermounting
    @fostermounting 7 лет назад +42

    "I _KNOW_ it's technically impossible to shoot a panzerschreck from an enclosed position.
    Don't read the fahking *MANUAL NEXT TIME, AND YOU WON'T CARE SO MUCH."*

  • @HBK-6S
    @HBK-6S 10 лет назад +125

    "I almost feel bad about burning them alive. Almost"

  • @FlyingEndeavor
    @FlyingEndeavor 10 лет назад +374

    You have an anti-tank rifle! Over there is a tank! Figure it out! xD

    • @joshuaplotkin8826
      @joshuaplotkin8826 6 лет назад +6

      Flying Endeavor you might as well be throwing rocks

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 лет назад +13

      My anger towards players equipped with anti tank equipment but didn't want to shoot at the enemy armor

    • @Riley_MDS
      @Riley_MDS 3 года назад +1

      Now in Enlisted, PTRD-41 users shooting tank be like: *WE JUST GRAZE THEIR ARMOR SIR!*

  • @jolorulz
    @jolorulz 9 лет назад +93

    There's one whenever the Russians use molotov cocktails: "VODKA FOR EVERYONE!"

    • @aigeh1326
      @aigeh1326 8 лет назад +3

      +jolorulz PUT A FACKING 8cm. RIGHT UP THEIR ASS!!

  • @CapitalTeeth
    @CapitalTeeth 6 лет назад +70

    “That halftrack is from America? I guess they are keeping the good stuff for themselves.”

  • @Zsullivan27
    @Zsullivan27 3 года назад +72

    0:20 “I can’t believe it they destroyed my beautiful tiger!”
    My favorite quote so far. LOL!!

  • @5tarSailor
    @5tarSailor Год назад +11

    "don't read the fucking manual next time, and you won't care so much" words straight from god right there

  • @4T3hM4kr0n
    @4T3hM4kr0n 7 лет назад +378

    did anyone else come here after watching the "girls und panzer in an armor piercing nutshell" video?

  • @KnifeEaredPeopleHater
    @KnifeEaredPeopleHater 10 месяцев назад +6

    "Those americans are always complaining about pioneer spam." Best voice-line in my opinion.

  • @AkatsukiReji
    @AkatsukiReji 9 лет назад +139

    You have an Anti Tank rifle, Over there is a Tank. FIGURE IT OUT

  • @iCy77
    @iCy77 4 года назад +67

    "I AM MISSING A BIUSCIT, stealing is not the soviet way comrades!" Lol one of my favourites

  • @krakenkrack1694
    @krakenkrack1694 10 лет назад +85

    "Halftrack warmed up and ready to play in the snow!"
    ~ Russian AA halftrack

  • @SupervisorTheo333
    @SupervisorTheo333 10 лет назад +183

    "But I still prefer a rifle or a KNIFE." XD

  • @kevinrivera1164
    @kevinrivera1164 9 лет назад +180

    " heavy panzer is under infantry attack!!......why im i shouting this?!

    • @joshuaplotkin8826
      @joshuaplotkin8826 6 лет назад +3

      kevin rivera because they can be destroyed with satchel charges

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 лет назад +1

      Irl, a tank crew nightmare one of em is the enemy infantry

  • @CommissarWallace
    @CommissarWallace 10 лет назад +135

    2:11 - I told my mother I would see elephants, tigers and panthers, she thought I was visiting Moscow zoo.

  • @DarkThunderism
    @DarkThunderism 5 лет назад +65

    Some of these are so historically accurate, it's equally sad and hilarious.

  • @stupit467
    @stupit467 Год назад +30

    You missed one quote from the Wehrmacht:
    Commander: "We gave them a chance to surrender!"
    Crew member in the background: "Did we?"

  • @boogie3718
    @boogie3718 6 лет назад +65

    ,,You have a anti tank rifle. Over there's a tank! Figure it out!" Every time when somebody gets a AT sniper rifle in battlefield 1

  • @solidworldgamerz1201
    @solidworldgamerz1201 10 лет назад +71

    You have an anti-tank rifle,over there is a tank!!!! FIGURE IT OUT!!!(Bitch slapped) lol.

  • @TakeItEasy2019
    @TakeItEasy2019 5 лет назад +149

    One of my favorites is from the grenadiers which I happily stumbled upon by accident: "You may fire at will, but not at Will. He owes me money".
    Love that quote as much as I love the last two on this vid even though I rarely play axis. Katyushka spam is fun.

  • @swolie
    @swolie 6 лет назад +32

    "You have an anti-tank rifle, over THERE is a TANK! FIGURE IT OUT!"

  • @killakannon3038
    @killakannon3038 5 лет назад +23

    "Driver get us there! And don't hit every bump on the road"
    "We have our orders, make sure the travel locks are off ja?"

  • @jbchroniclesjb4632
    @jbchroniclesjb4632 5 лет назад +27

    "Well, so the Germans are now psychopaths appearently, and insane... but they sound funny." Have you ever been to Germany? This is as accurate as it gets.

  • @bullmoosevelt4495
    @bullmoosevelt4495 5 лет назад +8

    0:54 "This is war. We can't worry about dumb animals, apart from the infantry." lol.

  • @Dragonspirit223
    @Dragonspirit223 4 года назад +28

    Flametrooper to Mortar team: Have you ever actually *HIT* anything with that Mortar!
    AT team to Flametrooper: Flamethrower. It throws flames. USE IT!
    Mortar team to AT Team: You have an Anti-tank rifle, over there is a tank; FIGURE IT OUT.

  • @freyherrvonhessen1245
    @freyherrvonhessen1245 6 лет назад +21

    “This is war. We can't worry about dumb animals, apart from zhe infantry.“
    OOOOOH SHOTS FIRED

  • @CrimsonGuard1992
    @CrimsonGuard1992 9 лет назад +59

    "Roses are red, violets are blue, I am stuck on the Eastern Front, AND SO ARE FUCKING YOU!" LOL XD

    • @minecraft4blt
      @minecraft4blt 9 лет назад +4

      XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
      *Lolz for days!*

    • @Donnerbalken28
      @Donnerbalken28 9 лет назад

      +Demon Hunter In german he says: Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau, ich bin bald tot ich arme alte Sau!

    • @HelpingHans
      @HelpingHans 8 лет назад +6

      +Demon Hunter This was one of the community suggested lines. I am so glad they used my line :D.

    • @danielantoniazzi8384
      @danielantoniazzi8384 8 лет назад

      +Helping Hans (James Whiteside) what is your line ?

  • @ipotatosama4712
    @ipotatosama4712 6 лет назад +30

    “I told momma we’d see elephants, tigers, panthers... She though I was visiting Moscow Zoo.”

  • @23trekkie
    @23trekkie 5 лет назад +126

    1:28 - "Once upon a time in Hollywood" in a nutshell.
    2:42 "Stealing is not the soviet way, comrades!"
    *Poles, Ukrainians and possibly other non-russian slavs* : Oh, really?

    • @azravalencia4577
      @azravalencia4577 3 года назад +3

      Haha Holodomor goes...

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice Год назад

      Communism is built on hypocrisy so it's pretty natural

  • @sadrobokiller4
    @sadrobokiller4 7 лет назад +42

    0:38 when I play a heavy tank.

  • @skylarbrown7470
    @skylarbrown7470 6 лет назад +68

    0:36 taking fire from the cute little panzer

  • @corporaltommy4407
    @corporaltommy4407 10 лет назад +66

    The Germans here sound crazy

  • @CodexandCo.
    @CodexandCo. 10 лет назад +127

    0:20 I am so using this for World of Tanks... I have a Tiger

    • @willimeister2553
      @willimeister2553 6 лет назад +29

      World of tanks is for babies
      War thunder’s for men
      HOI4 is for Generals

    • @vuxigeck5281
      @vuxigeck5281 6 лет назад +5

      TheImpenetrable HOI3 is for conquerors.

    • @nocmemes674
      @nocmemes674 6 лет назад +6

      Stellaris is for *insert purge meme here*

    • @mr.turtle4394
      @mr.turtle4394 6 лет назад

      Matthew Schnorr tiger is annoying

    • @mr.turtle4394
      @mr.turtle4394 6 лет назад +2

      TheImpenetrable thing is I played HOI4 and War Thunder I used to play world of tanks but then I found out War Thunder was better than world of tanks

  • @IEatPears57
    @IEatPears57 2 года назад +5

    "This is war, we can't worry about dumb animals."
    "Apart from the infantry."

  • @templite2753
    @templite2753 6 лет назад +22

    " You want US to attack an Elefant? ...Jawohl. "

  • @Oblivion9559
    @Oblivion9559 5 лет назад +15

    "roses are red, violets are blue, I'm stuck on the eastern front...... And so are fakin you!!" I love it 😂

  • @ShigaWSX
    @ShigaWSX 4 года назад +20

    Panzergrenadiers when retreating: "Retreat? But we still have ammo left!"

    • @foxtrothermite6499
      @foxtrothermite6499 3 года назад

      I thought that was a Stormtrooper line...

    • @drzero1131
      @drzero1131 2 года назад

      @@foxtrothermite6499 late reply, but stormtroopers (and their variants) re-use some panzergrenadier lines
      For example, when upgrading jaeger light infantry (okw stormtrooper variant) with their g43s, they'll use panzergrenadier lines when they actually upgrade, one being"our g43's are here, now we can kill with impunity"

  • @lamehick7511
    @lamehick7511 3 года назад +17

    Industrialization.
    That's how we are still in this war.
    And my balls.
    *MY BIG BALLS*
    This line killed me

  • @ReiToriyasuSan
    @ReiToriyasuSan Год назад +4

    “You want us to attack an elephant?”

    “Jawohl.”

  • @Vdk758
    @Vdk758 4 года назад +7

    *underrated* 2:32 “And my Bollz... *M Y B I G B O L L Z*

  • @zayyanhakim747
    @zayyanhakim747 Год назад +4

    "I took ballistic at school"
    "Fascinating subject"
    "Things go up"
    "Things go down"

  • @diandreful
    @diandreful 5 лет назад +19

    "anti-tank gun firing"
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    .
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    .
    .
    .
    .
    "hey assh#les we're panzergrenadiers not panzers"

  • @RustysRevenge
    @RustysRevenge Год назад +8

    Russian gamers: ban this game it makes us look shit and Germans look good
    *Germans having all of the psychopathic voice lines*

  • @n543576
    @n543576 10 лет назад +36

    2:54 me every time i play men of war and my AT infantry doesn't do his fucking job!

    • @tippy4674
      @tippy4674 9 лет назад +2

      +n543576 That pisses me off to no end...or when they throw an AT grenade and accidentally kill themselves in the process.

    • @Losowy
      @Losowy 2 года назад

      @@tippy4674 that's realism

  • @amnesiagrunt2356
    @amnesiagrunt2356 10 лет назад +25

    I love when ever the German commanders say load....aim..... Fucking Kill it

  • @jackp.richardson6415
    @jackp.richardson6415 8 лет назад +82

    Me every time I'm playing CoH2 and the unit mapping is terribe. 2:52 - 2:57

  • @Ahaaka1
    @Ahaaka1 4 года назад +10

    2:26 I love how the way he says idiot

  • @KnightofkneonSOD11
    @KnightofkneonSOD11 4 года назад +8

    "Enemy Scout Car-"
    *Snickering noises.*
    "Firing at us!"

  • @egeo.9645
    @egeo.9645 6 лет назад +28

    "i like flamethrowers"
    Elon Musk confirmed

  • @psychogunner7062
    @psychogunner7062 2 года назад +4

    Hearing these lines and picturing the Girls und Panzer girls saying them

  • @future_guardian5_gaming
    @future_guardian5_gaming 2 года назад +1

    I love how self aware some of the lines like the one on pioneer spam

  • @HelpingHans
    @HelpingHans 11 лет назад +20

    These are amazing XD. Did you guys know some lines were made up from the community? My one was "Rose are Red, Violets are Blue, I am stuck on the Eastern Front and so are f*cking you! -HelpingHans

    • @RikaRikaItsumika
      @RikaRikaItsumika 6 лет назад

      Helping Hans I didn't so...danke Mr Hans x'D
      (Is your channel still going?)

  • @samanthablack7990
    @samanthablack7990 5 лет назад +8

    "You have an anti tank rifle, over there is a tank, FIGURE IT OUT!"
    Definitely one of my favorite lines

    • @NCRRangerVet47
      @NCRRangerVet47 5 лет назад

      Is that another Megumin profile pic?

    • @samanthablack7990
      @samanthablack7990 4 года назад

      @@NCRRangerVet47 perhaps

    • @NCRRangerVet47
      @NCRRangerVet47 4 года назад

      @@samanthablack7990 I made that comment back when I also had a Megumin profile pic.

  • @illegal9140
    @illegal9140 9 лет назад +19

    patty cake, patty cake bakers man. bake us a sturmgehwher as fast as you can!

  • @darrenjolly8881
    @darrenjolly8881 8 лет назад +16

    the last one killed me 😂😂😂😂😂 you get such a mental image from it