Yeah, Reiko just gets absolutely ripped into by everyone. “The greatest warrior of our world” aaaaand he’s lost. Good job shao YOU TRAINED A FAILURE!!! Respect for those you get the Steven He reference.
People rightly give her shit for some indeed atrocious lines, but I feel this is weirdly similar to Rhonda Rousey in MK11, in that some lines are absolutely terrible but there is that precious few that actually sound pretty good.
I still think that the rewriting of these characters is super good for the most part. I also love that characters like Rain, Reptile, Baraka, and Reiko have actual personality now and aren't just mindless goons to be sent and get defeated.
Shao is a disappointment tho. He would have been much better as an Anti-Hero or having a redemption arc than just repeat Stock Villain. Hes already had 4 games as a Villain...
New Reiko is disgusting ngl, "oppression" this "oppression" that. It gets tiring hearing the same thing after a while. At least the old Reiko taught Shujinko about the art of chaos in a cooler way and his old design is much better imo. The others are decent.
@@Darklarik3 to be fair mate? shao, subzero, and the others going to be neutral at least until shang is a thing and I mean even lui kang most trusted ally says so
3:53 Sindel: I won't abide by rabble who screech revolution Havik: Then chaos and carnage will be my solution. How poetic. The writers need a raise for that 🎉
I liked Smoke's reply to Havik, "Shouldn't I be free to choose?" Havik claims to all be about choice but he's threatening to kill Smoke if he opposes him.
@@CelticVictory it's more that Havik has a cause and Smoke not helping means in his eyes he opposes it, therefore Smoke is against the anarchy and chaos he desired. By definition it's contradictory, but it's contradictory in a sense that not every opinion weighs the same, so for him it isn't contradictory. So in his eyes: Seido is fascist and he wants it to be overthrown, so everyone who does not want to help overthrow it, condones it and is also fascist and needs to be killed.
when the 1st DLC comes out I expect a “I'm the homlander I can do whatever tf I want” “You're just a menace welding the power you have no right to possess” from Omni man and Homelander
“Urgh, of all thoose so called heroes you are the most pathetic immature one I have seen” “Says the cape with the bad mustache who barely can keep his temper in check”
Johnny needs to reprise his roast against Kollector from MK11 Reiko: I am the General’s most deadly weapon. Johnny: *laughs* Sounds more like you’re his bitch
0:47 I was just thinking about that lol Considering Lui Kang had to "cheat" by giving Raiden the amulet (although it prob justs unlocks latent abilities) to even the odds. Meanwhile the Lin Kuei already has super powers and trained since childhood.
No he explicitly said that it gives the wielders lightning powers. Raiden is literally powerless (as in super powers) without it. But he is not alone. If you noticed, none of the Earthrealmers (except for Scorpion/Sub-zero ) have innate powers in this timeline. Smoke had to learn 'practical magic', Johnny doesn't have green powers, Kung Lao doesn't have teleport powers, Kenshi doesn't have psychic powers (without Sento).
One I like for the roast, even if the roast target isn't in the room: "One Shaolin down, one to go." "What did you hurt worse, Kung Lao's body or his ego?" Tanya casually telling Raiden that she's gonna whoop his ass like she did Kung Lao. And Raiden, for his part, COMPLETELY UNCOWED. Fires back with a dig at Kung Lao of his OWN that shows he's confident he'll still stand tall without the Amulet. And yet the mood is chill. This is a friendly match for them, even with the jabs!
Homelander: You’re a fucking joke, Nitara. Nitara: Never again will you say that about me or my kind. Geras: You are not as powerful as you think. Homelander: I’m a fucking God, you asshole! Shang Tsung: Your life is meaningless, Homelander. Homelander: So’s yours, Shang Tsung! Homelander: You don’t stand a chance against me. Ashrah: I am an absolution who will stop your evil.
Dabi (MHA): "Hahahaha! Only blockheads like you want to be crappy heroes nowadays..." Li Mei: "Say that again, and you'll receive the death penalty!" William Afton (FNAF): "Your movies suck ass, Cage!" Johnny Cage: "No they don't! I worked more than hard on those flicks, jerkass!" Baraka: "How dare you say besmirch my people like that!" Adachi (Persona 4): "I'm being honest, freakshow, they're ugly-ass cannibals to me." Kenshi: "You're nothing but a hateful scourge!" Kazuya Mishima: "And you're nothing but a blind fool with nowhere else to go."
Just started with li Mei just did her arcade later a while ago pretty cool wanna upgrade her a little bit going into the next few months her scorpion smoke this one has My favorite version of sub zero most of his combos are easily to use even Air combos at time him smoke and lu Kang 😊😊❤
Ok random af. Am I the only one who laughs a little when Shang Tsung refers to Johnny as “Mr. Cage?”😂I mean the guy is hella disrespectful. Just hearing him call Johnny as “Mr.” makes me laugh, not to mention how he says it
Tarkat Mileena and Raiku have the best voice acting in the game imo All of them, except Nitara, are really good, but Tarkat Mileena, Raiku, AND Geras are the best imo
Shang Tsung doesn't have a single flopped line in the entire game. Alan Lee killed it out there.
"Shouldent I be free to chose?"
Smoke about to give havic a whole identity crises
Geras did the same.
Smoke: "oh no, I'm oppressed"
Havik: shocked pikachu face
“You dare use my own spells against me, Tomas?”
Li Mei destroyed Reiko with that first roast! 😂
She Tiger-Dropped his ass back to his Daddy Shao.
bowser jr was sent crying
Raiden Destroyed Shao Too.
The power of plot armor........
Yeah, Reiko just gets absolutely ripped into by everyone. “The greatest warrior of our world” aaaaand he’s lost. Good job shao YOU TRAINED A FAILURE!!!
Respect for those you get the Steven He reference.
0:31 "Shall we go to hell together?"
Finally Nitara can roast someone 😂
That was a rare Megan Fox w
Nitara has some good retorts in this one. I especially liked, "Until mine evolved beyond yours."
@@CelticVictoryDon't forget 3:00
😂😂😂
People rightly give her shit for some indeed atrocious lines, but I feel this is weirdly similar to Rhonda Rousey in MK11, in that some lines are absolutely terrible but there is that precious few that actually sound pretty good.
@@flying_gorilla8069ngl i feel like if Megan Fox spoke that way for all her lines that they’d be bangers
i love that shang tsung always got some shit to say back + his voice just makes it better.
Honestly, it wouldn't be Shang-stung if he didn't 😂
"counting off those who will defeat you?" got me laughing.
I still think that the rewriting of these characters is super good for the most part. I also love that characters like Rain, Reptile, Baraka, and Reiko have actual personality now and aren't just mindless goons to be sent and get defeated.
Shao is a disappointment tho. He would have been much better as an Anti-Hero or having a redemption arc than just repeat Stock Villain. Hes already had 4 games as a Villain...
New Reiko is disgusting ngl, "oppression" this "oppression" that. It gets tiring hearing the same thing after a while. At least the old Reiko taught Shujinko about the art of chaos in a cooler way and his old design is much better imo. The others are decent.
@NinjaXFiles That's Havik.
@@NinjaXFileswrong guy. Reiko is the Shao fanboy.
@@Darklarik3 to be fair mate? shao, subzero, and the others going to be neutral at least until shang is a thing and I mean even lui kang most trusted ally says so
0:47 Bi Han with the frostbite comeback 😂😂😂
You forgot one with Reptile and Reiko:
Reiko: Ready to face Outworld’s finest soldier?
Reptile: I will be, if he ever gets here.
Johnny cage: One of these days, kitana will totally fall for me.
Baraka: (laughs hysterically)
Shang tsung really said "you're a second rate cryomancer with third rate ice"
He got that Kaiba style in him
Shang learned of the previous timeline's Sub-zero and realized Bi-Han doesn't compare to Kuai Liang Sub
DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR 30$ CRYOMANCY 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
@@armintor2826 shang tsung: don't you lecture me with your $30 cryomancy. The lin kuei dies
Sub-zero: we'll see you outworlder redneck
@@armintor2826This made my morning. Thank you
for a cryomancer, Bi-Han surely delivers the burns worthy of Netherrealm.
3:28 Baraka with the most savage comeback 😂
Definitely a winner
Havik: we all bleed the same color
Syzoth: 0_0 about that...
D’Vorah: 🤨
Syzoth: "But mine is RUclips ad friendly!"
1:46 small little details like how Sindel smiled here are a few things why i love this game
Lovely smile ngl
I loved Bi-Han's response to Kitana's question regarding the Lin Kuei and being tournament champion.
You forgot one:
Kenshi: “I am not betting Sento on this fight.”
Johnny Cage: *chicken noises* 🐔🐓
3:53
Sindel: I won't abide by rabble who screech revolution
Havik: Then chaos and carnage will be my solution.
How poetic. The writers need a raise for that 🎉
*_"Hamilton"_* musical reference
@@aleksandarvil5718 @Skar690 : Thought I was playing Monkey Island when I heard that line.
I liked Smoke's reply to Havik, "Shouldn't I be free to choose?" Havik claims to all be about choice but he's threatening to kill Smoke if he opposes him.
@@aleksandarvil5718thank you, I knew I recognised it but couldn't place it
@@CelticVictory it's more that Havik has a cause and Smoke not helping means in his eyes he opposes it, therefore Smoke is against the anarchy and chaos he desired. By definition it's contradictory, but it's contradictory in a sense that not every opinion weighs the same, so for him it isn't contradictory. So in his eyes: Seido is fascist and he wants it to be overthrown, so everyone who does not want to help overthrow it, condones it and is also fascist and needs to be killed.
Ain't no way Shao said "swagger"
He fuckin said it
It's actually a pretty old word
@@BrainlessV2 I don't care, it's still funny
It sent me flying when Shao said Kung Lao "has no drip" these writers are insane
0:47 Not gonna lie, that comeback was badass. XD
when the 1st DLC comes out I expect a
“I'm the homlander I can do whatever tf I want”
“You're just a menace welding the power you have no right to possess”
from Omni man and Homelander
“Your son would make a great addition to the seven”
“I won’t let him serve the weak”
“Are you a Vitrumite?”
“I’m better! I’m fucking better”
“Urgh, of all thoose so called heroes you are the most pathetic immature one I have seen”
“Says the cape with the bad mustache who barely can keep his temper in check”
Okei doki gramps let's do this!
MK 1 roasts and comebacks❌
Reiko getting bullied for eight minutes✅
Gotta love Kung Lao ego boast
“Impossible Nitara, it is endless”
Seriously, pre-fight dialogue is one of the best things to ever come out of Mortal Kombat.
I kinda like it that Shang is dressed in white and Liu Kang in black in this dialogue.
Bi-Han: The Lin Kuei are not mercenaries!
Also Bi-Han:
Bi Han: there will be spoils in this war 🗿🤑
@@EdmundLoh honestly subzero needs to get the frost treatment in deadly alliance where he was frozen for a long time 🗿
@@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441nah he need to get tickled
It was because Shang Tsung offered him an army, not money.
"Are you aware that i cannot be killed?"
Shao: *Proceeded to understand and have a nice day*
0:23 "those arent your accomplishments!" says the guy whose only notable accomplishment is having rain destroy seido for him
Johnny needs to reprise his roast against Kollector from MK11
Reiko: I am the General’s most deadly weapon.
Johnny: *laughs* Sounds more like you’re his bitch
Reiko catching Ls left and right
Deadpool: you're an irredeemable monster!
Shang Tsung: what took you long, idiot?
Quan Chi: "Even your former allies want you dead!"
Buddha (Record of Ragnarok): "Ehh.. fuck 'em, I don't need 'em."
@ 0:04 That's our Raiden! Serving up Electrical Burns!
Ah yes bi-han being the savage he always was
0:47 I was just thinking about that lol
Considering Lui Kang had to "cheat" by giving Raiden the amulet (although it prob justs unlocks latent abilities) to even the odds. Meanwhile the Lin Kuei already has super powers and trained since childhood.
No he explicitly said that it gives the wielders lightning powers. Raiden is literally powerless (as in super powers) without it.
But he is not alone. If you noticed, none of the Earthrealmers (except for Scorpion/Sub-zero ) have innate powers in this timeline. Smoke had to learn 'practical magic', Johnny doesn't have green powers, Kung Lao doesn't have teleport powers, Kenshi doesn't have psychic powers (without Sento).
Then how did Smoke (Tomas) fly with his smoke during Sub Zeros chapter?
One I like for the roast, even if the roast target isn't in the room:
"One Shaolin down, one to go."
"What did you hurt worse, Kung Lao's body or his ego?"
Tanya casually telling Raiden that she's gonna whoop his ass like she did Kung Lao.
And Raiden, for his part, COMPLETELY UNCOWED. Fires back with a dig at Kung Lao of his OWN that shows he's confident he'll still stand tall without the Amulet.
And yet the mood is chill. This is a friendly match for them, even with the jabs!
Geras: like you, I cannot be killed.
Deadpool: if you start breaking the fourth wall, I'm going to sue you.
Garou (OPM): "Who are you to call me a 'devil'?"
Geras: "I recall you turning into a weapon that nearly doomed the realms, Garou!"
Bi-han got his shit cooked by scorpion and shang tsung
that comeback is fire
Shao Kahn : I'am senting your head to Bi-Han!
Deathstroke : I'am no Lin-kuei. You idiot.
Sub-Zero: "I'm not a jerk, I'm myself!"
Kyo Kusanagi: "The difference being?"
@3:39 Smoke be spitting up facts.
Damn Bi Han get roasted badly meanwhile Havik straight up get burnt to crisp. Even Nitara called bs out of Bi Han
I love the rhyming bit for Havik and Sindel.
**Hamilton** musical
Wish they brought back the 3 dialogue again.
2:55 Lando Calrissian’s opinion on Jedi Order:
Havik: OpPrEsSiOn Is BaD
*proceeds to oppress*
Bro... Li Mei is straight and Short For that one, Absolutely destroyed Reiko lmaooo
I love how everyone just dunks on Reiko whenever he breathes
3:51 *_"Hamilton"_* musical reference
I was WONDERING thanks
The best thing about mk1 intro is that they can't roast back
😂😂😂
3:51 Didn't expect those two to rhyme!
the three fighters from zero to 16 seconds dam they can roast lol
Ashrah: Who is this "Kriss Vector" you spoke of earlier?
Me who's using said smg: Oh I'm about to introduce ya!
Damn, these guys don't hold back!
You missed one with Kenshi and smoke. Kenshi -this sento will kick your ass! Smoke - Mind putting that money where your mouth is?
Liked the rhyming that occurred
Nitara: Don't I scare you in the least?!
Me: I've read Department 19. I know how easy it is to kill you.
0:00 Gonna need a sensu for that one.
What they did with reptile , baraka and mileena was incredible
Homelander: You’re a fucking joke, Nitara.
Nitara: Never again will you say that about me or my kind.
Geras: You are not as powerful as you think.
Homelander: I’m a fucking God, you asshole!
Shang Tsung: Your life is meaningless, Homelander.
Homelander: So’s yours, Shang Tsung!
Homelander: You don’t stand a chance against me.
Ashrah: I am an absolution who will stop your evil.
Dabi (MHA): "Hahahaha! Only blockheads like you want to be crappy heroes nowadays..."
Li Mei: "Say that again, and you'll receive the death penalty!"
William Afton (FNAF): "Your movies suck ass, Cage!"
Johnny Cage: "No they don't! I worked more than hard on those flicks, jerkass!"
Baraka: "How dare you say besmirch my people like that!"
Adachi (Persona 4): "I'm being honest, freakshow, they're ugly-ass cannibals to me."
Kenshi: "You're nothing but a hateful scourge!"
Kazuya Mishima: "And you're nothing but a blind fool with nowhere else to go."
Shang: i will kill you!
Baraka: bet 😂😂
All of them got into SUPA HOT FIRE, BOY!
1:03 DAMN.
0:55 Reptile: 😑
Just started with li Mei just did her arcade later a while ago pretty cool wanna upgrade her a little bit going into the next few months her scorpion smoke this one has My favorite version of sub zero most of his combos are easily to use even Air combos at time him smoke and lu Kang 😊😊❤
Shang Tsung: "Your magic does not impress me she-wolf."
Arlinn Kord: "Then why do you and your allies in treachery flee from it?"
0:02 she's straight up savage!
Awesome Video.
Shao Kahn: Raiden is a scrawny and weak earthrealmer.
Deadpool: and yet he beat you, and made you whine like a Karen.
Reiko: "I am the General's most trusted warrior!"
Dante *intentionally misinterpreting*: "Sorry, did you just say he made you his bitch?"
@@userinterface2000 who's Dante
@@christianparrish3292 y'know, your boy Dante from DMC
@@userinterface2000 DMC?
@@christianparrish3292 Devil May Cry
2:55 Lando Calrisian's reaction to Jedi Order ( pre-The Clone Wars )
3:52 Hamilton reference iykyk 🤣🤣
3:53 looks like someone on the writing team’s a Hamilton fan
3:50
Huh. Didn’t know Sindel and Dairrou were Hamilton fans
Ok random af. Am I the only one who laughs a little when Shang Tsung refers to Johnny as “Mr. Cage?”😂I mean the guy is hella disrespectful. Just hearing him call Johnny as “Mr.” makes me laugh, not to mention how he says it
Havik: What do you know of revolution:
The guy brought up in Communist China:...
2:54 I'm stupid, what does he mean?
Roasting celibate & monk-like lifestyle
what a homo person like tanya knows about chastity and purity, that's what he means
0:00 🔥💀💯
Who the fuc- who Shao that word? 1:49
Irk. I had to rewind to take a double take.
At 2:18, what army is that helmet a reference to?
Bi han and Reiko, the stupid of the game that get bullied by everyone. Nobody takes them serious 😂. Nobody thinks they’re a threat 🤪
Wtf! how does Shang tsung know he was locked in the void
@3:50 Did... did they just quote Hamilton?
YES !!! 😂
Is it just me or Megan's voice acting is ... how do you say.. has no soul?
Fitting of Nitara as a character.
Can we ship King Lao and Nitara?
No
Anyone else miss the third reply?
A lot of these intros really need one
YES
0:03
Tarkat Mileena and Raiku have the best voice acting in the game imo
All of them, except Nitara, are really good, but Tarkat Mileena, Raiku, AND Geras are the best imo
Yeah, I just watched mk11 roasts and these look like kindergarten insults and the "friendly ones" are just carebear shit
Nobody likes reiko bi han havik and shang
Can Megan Fox be more boring and uninspired?