Alex Jones Out of Context on Joe Rogan Podcast

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  • Опубликовано: 27 фев 2019
  • Compilation of Alex Jones clips from Joe Rogan Podcast#1255 taken out of context
    Original video • Joe Rogan Experience #...

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @DankMemes-hm8jj
    @DankMemes-hm8jj  5 лет назад +23641

    I spent like 10 hours editing this, please leave a like if you enjoyed

  • @dylanblankenshipmusic615
    @dylanblankenshipmusic615 4 года назад +11311

    Rip Alex’s son who died of starvation in England thousands of years ago

  • @spugoge915
    @spugoge915 4 года назад +3779

    He speaks in such a way that it feels like there’s no cuts

    • @NoU-pf8fc
      @NoU-pf8fc 4 года назад +64

      MrPumpkinMan 712 same lmao, I thought there were no cuts just because how smooth the transitions were.

    • @Nine90Group
      @Nine90Group 4 года назад +4

      I'm the 400th like of your comment, what did I win?

    • @davyjones2994
      @davyjones2994 4 года назад +2

      MrPumpkinMan 712 reminds me of John Goodman

    • @lilmissemi
      @lilmissemi 4 года назад +2

      so fucking accurate

    • @nikolaskasberg8657
      @nikolaskasberg8657 3 года назад

      The Joe Rogan guys also cut between the cameras when someone talks so it’s flows really good

  • @Ben-Rogue
    @Ben-Rogue 3 года назад +2615

    I'm about 90% sure Alex Jones is a method actor that forgot who he really was

    • @phoenixvette
      @phoenixvette 3 года назад +67

      It all makes sense now...

    • @Bolockaye206
      @Bolockaye206 3 года назад +33

      HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

    • @hookoffthejab1
      @hookoffthejab1 2 года назад +22

      I'm just a dude disguised as a dude playin another dude

    • @Wiljayhay
      @Wiljayhay 2 года назад +10

      Bill Hicks

    • @iowadrummer7
      @iowadrummer7 2 года назад +4

      Brando’s greatest role

  • @BatJeff
    @BatJeff 3 года назад +1309

    Can anyone imagine if the political debate looked like this?
    I'd watch it.

    • @prettyokandy230
      @prettyokandy230 3 года назад +21

      i watched parts of it and it was less logical than this video tbh..

    • @ispartacus1337
      @ispartacus1337 3 года назад +34

      Wasn't far off...

    • @man.itz.ashton
      @man.itz.ashton 3 года назад +14

      you literally predicted it lmao

    • @nonapplicable2009
      @nonapplicable2009 3 года назад +2

      You did this

    • @sallydavies9253
      @sallydavies9253 3 года назад +6

      Alex jones as moderator would terrify biden he would barely speak.

  • @alansmithee4927
    @alansmithee4927 4 года назад +3438

    *Screams uncontrollably for 30 seconds
    “I’m getting pissed now”

    • @ozzie4885
      @ozzie4885 4 года назад +227

      he’s just warming up

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead 4 года назад +2

      Exactly my thoughts.

    • @SuperiorRedshot
      @SuperiorRedshot 4 года назад +72

      This isn't even his final form

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 4 года назад +4

      HE WAS MAD FOR A GOOD REASON THERE TRYING TO PAS LAWS WERE U CAN KILL BABIES

    • @daftnord4957
      @daftnord4957 4 года назад +6

      i was at about a 3 there, you dont wanna see me go to 10

  • @professorpancakes6545
    @professorpancakes6545 4 года назад +5227

    This really isn't any weirder than the actual podcast is lol.

    • @FrandoreTV
      @FrandoreTV 4 года назад +10

      lol have u seen the animation?

    • @Adam-de8jm
      @Adam-de8jm 4 года назад +12

      I can even imagine a context that makes the clips less weird

    • @professorpancakes6545
      @professorpancakes6545 4 года назад +15

      Adam lol that's amazing. Someone needs to make an edit where they're having a logical discussion.

    • @jfkesq
      @jfkesq 4 года назад +6

      yea, its hard to make the original any more fucked up than it already was

    • @Soda_Kat
      @Soda_Kat 4 года назад

      When I watched it when I was high this is basically all I saw anyway

  • @dreammfyre
    @dreammfyre 3 года назад +5449

    Girls locker room: “Isn’t Jason such a cutie?” “Oh my god!” *giggles*
    Boys locker room:

    • @violetforeigner2424
      @violetforeigner2424 3 года назад +43

      dreamfyre This is such an underrated comment.

    • @disastermidi1990
      @disastermidi1990 3 года назад +21

      sexist meme stop using it

    • @svo4459
      @svo4459 3 года назад +116

      @@disastermidi1990 Really how

    • @epicwoad8999
      @epicwoad8999 3 года назад +129

      @@disastermidi1990 Boo Hoo

    • @disastermidi1990
      @disastermidi1990 3 года назад +5

      @@epicwoad8999 idgaf what u have to say the meme doesn't even hurt me its just problematic, can't wait till ur a dying boomer bitching about "how ppl can't joke anymor!!!!!!" OMG ur so funny! big chungus energy

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 3 года назад +433

    I'm reminded of how Jones's attorneys argued in court that no reasonable person could believe the things he says.

  • @jakemiller2507
    @jakemiller2507 5 лет назад +6110

    "Did you go to the hospital?"
    "No, they took me to jail for that."

    • @HotDamn264
      @HotDamn264 5 лет назад +127

      Jake Miller I laughed so fucking hard

    • @cristhianmartinez2645
      @cristhianmartinez2645 5 лет назад +5

      Funniest part of the video

    • @scripted44
      @scripted44 5 лет назад +17

      its way funnier in the original video

    • @jbern2185
      @jbern2185 4 года назад +37

      "Did you go to the hospital?"

      (Pause, think for a few seconds)
      "No, they took me to jail for that." Took him to jail at age 13-14.
      You missed the part of that story. He said he got pile-drived by the high school wrestling champ. Then said, "I got pile-drived so hard my head broke the concrete". "Did your head really break the concrete"? "Yep!"
      2 minutes later. "Your head really broke the concrete?" Alex Jones, "Well, I'm not sure. Someone said it did".
      Talented Actor. Shitty journalist.

    • @theprophet_-__cxvii__-_8693
      @theprophet_-__cxvii__-_8693 4 года назад +3

      Lmao, I literally read this as they were saying it!

  • @jeremym311
    @jeremym311 4 года назад +10913

    I listened to this whole podcast, this isn't out of context, it's the highlight reel.

  • @thaboo5070
    @thaboo5070 3 года назад +470

    can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Alex started crying about the dream he had about his kids starving to death.

  • @snprkiller9467
    @snprkiller9467 3 года назад +84

    “You don’t fight the Nazis, you join em.” -Alex Jones

    • @snprkiller9467
      @snprkiller9467 3 года назад +18

      @@walkernicholasbarr8703 This video is quite literally Alex Jones out of context. My comment was a joke.

    • @Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong
      @Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong 3 года назад +5

      @@walkernicholasbarr8703 Soros was like 6 during WW2 you dumbass.

    • @Hanfgurkenhasser
      @Hanfgurkenhasser 3 года назад +3

      @@Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong See that's how dangerous he is!!!1111
      Literally shaking and crying rn

  • @therealthiccupstandingciti1674
    @therealthiccupstandingciti1674 4 года назад +2523

    “Did you go to the hospital for that?”
    “No they took me to jail”
    “Ok”

  • @pjflynn5978
    @pjflynn5978 4 года назад +6532

    My favorite part is when he starts tearing up when he talks about his son from England a thousand years ago starving

    • @callumramsden5332
      @callumramsden5332 4 года назад +407

      we used to choke eachother out as kids and ngl i believe him i saw some shit aswell

    • @fallinghairlesscat
      @fallinghairlesscat 4 года назад +168

      So I didn't have to waste money inhaling computer duster? I could have asphyxiated myself for free? Shit.

    • @MandenTV
      @MandenTV 4 года назад +9

      PJ Flynn lmao true

    • @korppi164
      @korppi164 4 года назад +66

      @@callumramsden5332 The human mind is amazing. I once did an elaborate thought experiment of me going back in the future, and it was crazy, a trans-like state.

    • @callumramsden5332
      @callumramsden5332 4 года назад +25

      @@korppi164 sounds dope, and you are right about the human mind, i just trip on psychedelics sometimes and see where my mind takes me

  • @Isaac.Rochester
    @Isaac.Rochester 3 года назад +375

    Who wants another Alex Jones podcast??

    • @jamesturner1525
      @jamesturner1525 3 года назад +15

      Both shows are now located in Texas it should happen pretty easily

    • @sendmeyourlocation1145
      @sendmeyourlocation1145 3 года назад +18

      @@jamesturner1525 yeah but Spotify aliens are locked him in

    • @jamesturner1525
      @jamesturner1525 3 года назад +1

      @@sendmeyourlocation1145 yeah and truthfully it would be hard to do better than the original

    • @iowadrummer7
      @iowadrummer7 3 года назад +1

      Literally everyone who loves comedy wants part 3.

    • @jacobalan9109
      @jacobalan9109 3 года назад +12

      You just got it!!!

  • @akizenx
    @akizenx 3 года назад +114

    Alex "Choke me out" Jones

  • @codaboi138
    @codaboi138 4 года назад +3478

    "I'm not gay but Eddie is good looking"
    "YoU BETTER CHOKE ME OUT"

    • @FrandoreTV
      @FrandoreTV 4 года назад +17

      suspect haha

    • @uncannyvalley2350
      @uncannyvalley2350 4 года назад +14

      He doth protest too much 🤔

    • @lilmissemi
      @lilmissemi 4 года назад +1

      X: doubt

    • @benjammin9745
      @benjammin9745 4 года назад +3

      Gay men can often hate their own gayness more than others might. Think about it

    • @uncannyvalley2350
      @uncannyvalley2350 4 года назад +1

      We must blame them and cause a fuss before somebody thinks of blaming us, blame canada
      www.thedailybeast.com/the-weird-science-of-homophobes-who-turn-out-to-be-gay

  • @tonym3413
    @tonym3413 4 года назад +3973

    Imagine your whole life up until this point and then you wake up and turns out you have been Alex Jones this whole time while you were getting choked out... Really gets you thinking.

    • @emiliovanilla6833
      @emiliovanilla6833 4 года назад +155

      This comment scares me

    • @tonym3413
      @tonym3413 4 года назад +115

      Emilio Vanilla yeah it scares me too bro.... but it gets even worse..... you wake up as Alex Jones and your being choked out by Eddie bravo AT JRE.... now you’re starting to see Rogan looking really worried. It’s gonna happen sooner or later. Just be careful goin to bed bud

    • @-et37-
      @-et37- 4 года назад +27

      Oh great now I have a new fear.

    • @robb4show
      @robb4show 4 года назад +26

      This is the most fucked up thing comment ever. God bless man I’m scared now.

    • @tonym3413
      @tonym3413 4 года назад +9

      Rob Burton I mean there are worse fates than waking up as Alex Jones, right?

  • @bamboozlednoodle6513
    @bamboozlednoodle6513 4 года назад +1089

    I’m just waiting for the day when we find out Alex was actually the one with all his shit together and we didn’t heed his warnings

    • @chrisparker954
      @chrisparker954 3 года назад +99

      Wait, that day hasn’t come for you yet?

    • @ryankl1984
      @ryankl1984 3 года назад +126

      Bro what are you talking about? Hes been proven correct so many times now.

    • @rooneytunes9712
      @rooneytunes9712 3 года назад +2

      Let’s make Him our god and we will be his disciples

    • @gauismaximus595
      @gauismaximus595 3 года назад +6

      KidRiver he also says stupid shit

    • @bresidentpoejiden8253
      @bresidentpoejiden8253 3 года назад +22

      @@gauismaximus595 everyone says stupid shit. Including you.

  • @youvebeengreeked
    @youvebeengreeked 2 года назад +48

    *This is 90% IN context.*
    *That’s what makes this podcast so amazing.*

  • @emmysmith8878
    @emmysmith8878 4 года назад +5390

    I never imagined I'd see Alex Jones crying and mourning over his Peasant family from medieval times...

    • @MatiasGRivera
      @MatiasGRivera 4 года назад +424

      Every day, he surprises us with his newfound depths of empathy.

    • @remingtonmccall3932
      @remingtonmccall3932 4 года назад +29

      Lmfao

    • @MatthewRCraig
      @MatthewRCraig 4 года назад +25

      This piece is somthing else, I Fckin love it 😂

    • @shawnrowland1293
      @shawnrowland1293 4 года назад +14

      You should actually look up the podcast. Its episode#911. This video, while extremely hilarious, is exactly what the title says. Out of context.

    • @mackielunkey2205
      @mackielunkey2205 4 года назад +5

      Alex is secretly a Scientologist.

  • @TheIntellectZone
    @TheIntellectZone 4 года назад +4780

    Listening to alex jones is like a real life gta 5 radio station

    • @josephstalin7353
      @josephstalin7353 4 года назад +113

      He sounds like a white big smoke

    • @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185
      @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185 4 года назад +72

      @@josephstalin7353 YOU PICKED THE WRONG PLANET, FOOOOOOOOL!

    • @Andrew-kj3jl
      @Andrew-kj3jl 4 года назад +33

      It sounds like blain county radio

    • @Schmuni
      @Schmuni 4 года назад +15

      Well, considering the host is based on Jones it is a very apt observation.

    • @enemigo5056
      @enemigo5056 4 года назад

      👉👃

  • @benjamincalloway
    @benjamincalloway 3 года назад +289

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Alex: demons = aliens = nazis = hillary = elves

  • @daeriko9726
    @daeriko9726 3 года назад +39

    Alex: “It’s definitely encoded Joe”
    Joe: 👁👄👁

  • @captainphoenix
    @captainphoenix 4 года назад +1528

    "Why do you think the sun and the moon look bigger on the horizon?"
    "Why's that?"
    "We're in contact with aliens."
    Best.

    • @chief10133
      @chief10133 4 года назад +13

      captainphoenix bro I read this at the same time as the video 😂😂

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 4 года назад +3

      @@chief10133 Do You want to know why?
      Aliens. That's why.

    • @paulmcdonald6192
      @paulmcdonald6192 4 года назад +2

      It's out of context remember but that's not what he said

  • @corey2407
    @corey2407 4 года назад +2410

    His intelligence is above our comprehension.

    • @wolfflow6755
      @wolfflow6755 4 года назад +101

      "Chemicals in the water are turning the freakin' frogs gay".
      The man has understood the meaning of life !

    • @MrMCKlebeband
      @MrMCKlebeband 4 года назад +21

      my comprehension is above your intelligence.

    • @chaosdweller
      @chaosdweller 4 года назад +7

      This guy knows what's up

    • @therealone4113
      @therealone4113 4 года назад +4

      I honestly wish he hadn’t over done it in his channel and gave them an excuse to take him off.

    • @johnirish2969
      @johnirish2969 4 года назад +4

      Elon isnt the only alien on this planet

  • @pyroVoid
    @pyroVoid 3 года назад +53

    “I’ll be honest with you, I’m kind of retarded.” Is the best thing that’s ever been said on the JRE period.

  • @Marcomanexists
    @Marcomanexists 4 года назад +62

    “Listen ta meeEEEE”

  • @fostellar7299
    @fostellar7299 5 лет назад +3755

    Isn't it weird how Alex Jones would work perfectly as a tf2 character?

    • @fostellar7299
      @fostellar7299 5 лет назад +218

      @@clocky6728 Eh, I figured so because he has a really eccentric personality prone to emotional outbursts. His whole character is like a caricature of "conspiracy theorist" stereotypes. If you've seen the "Meet the ..." videos, it's usually an interview format too, not unlike the podcast.

    • @kingelijah8049
      @kingelijah8049 5 лет назад +274

      He's literally the Soldier.

    • @Journey_Awaits
      @Journey_Awaits 5 лет назад +7

      He's actually Pyro

    • @trevormcintosh5564
      @trevormcintosh5564 5 лет назад +19

      Saxton Hale's little brother

    • @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU
      @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU 5 лет назад +16

      He runs like the mf soldier and sounds like him too lmao

  • @ozrijonfitzrol6626
    @ozrijonfitzrol6626 4 года назад +4436

    Alex Jones is Eric Cartman when he's an adult

  • @11cacoo
    @11cacoo 3 года назад +411

    5:56
    "And they take tha ohgans, then they take the-the s-b-blood, and they take the skin 𝓙𝓞𝓔. you see how it work? now you know why they-"
    "Dude you're freaking me out with this voice..."

    • @seancrutcher525
      @seancrutcher525 3 года назад +22

      That was the funniest part

    • @PfEMP
      @PfEMP 3 года назад +1

      Perfect, I had just scrolled to this comment as it was happening

    • @contron2611
      @contron2611 2 года назад

      Somehow read this as he said it

    • @lelmaahn5131
      @lelmaahn5131 Год назад +2

      "It's a lovin' southern voice"

  • @badger3184
    @badger3184 3 года назад +226

    Imagine if Alex Jones was Trump's head security official.

  • @GZA036
    @GZA036 5 лет назад +1212

    DESTROY THE CHILD. CORRUPT THEM ALL.

    • @Kelthor85
      @Kelthor85 5 лет назад +31

      ANIME IS REAL.

    • @ghostgate82
      @ghostgate82 5 лет назад +5

      YOU POP IT! POP POP POP!

    • @paulhampton6408
      @paulhampton6408 5 лет назад +8

      I'M KINDA RETARDED ! 😄😂✌️!.

    • @milesinwyatteandcora
      @milesinwyatteandcora 5 лет назад +6

      Hes got that death metal voice lol look up alex Jones metal band , or alex jones as a folk song , he can literally fit in many genre. Soneine should make him as pop music next 😂

    • @paulhampton6408
      @paulhampton6408 5 лет назад +2

      @Justin Martone lmao 😂 changed that really quick i see !.

  • @professionalcurrymuncher
    @professionalcurrymuncher 4 года назад +845

    Joe: "Have you ever seen any interdimensional creatures?"
    Alex: "See, my dad..."

    • @anna_thema3732
      @anna_thema3732 4 года назад +1

      iblameronnie lmfao

    • @Batlca
      @Batlca 4 года назад +1

      iblameronnie lol that just came up as I was reading this

  • @nightsinmalibu4076
    @nightsinmalibu4076 2 года назад +69

    this whole podcast episode is an absolute treasure. I watched it while stoned out of my mind with friends at midnight and it was a 100/10 experience

  • @a.fee-oh1328
    @a.fee-oh1328 3 года назад +58

    The thing is everybody has these kinds of conversations. The only difference is Alex isn't high when he has his.

  • @outriderjuno9371
    @outriderjuno9371 4 года назад +861

    Feels like "out of context" is just Alex's state of being

    • @bigboi9877
      @bigboi9877 4 года назад +10

      Default Male Orc it’s entirely possible

    • @Sombistur
      @Sombistur 4 года назад +1

      Default Male Orc Alex doesn’t even seem edited

  • @stevecohenfun
    @stevecohenfun 3 года назад +31

    Alex Jones in context is still out of context.

  • @notquiteatory971
    @notquiteatory971 3 года назад +107

    Alex Jones was the kid at school who said he had 6 Ferrari’s at home

    • @wreccen
      @wreccen 3 года назад +5

      But he had only 4

    • @kuruptzZz
      @kuruptzZz 3 года назад +2

      Actually he seems more like the kid who was home schooled by anti vaxers

    • @keeleye7225
      @keeleye7225 3 года назад

      Ferrari's what?

  • @MrEpic-qe2tt
    @MrEpic-qe2tt 4 года назад +2277

    He cried over his imaginary 1000 year old English son he dreamed about when he got choked into submission

    • @EmanLannehc
      @EmanLannehc 4 года назад +64

      he said "thousands of years ago" so actually no English back then

    • @MrEpic-qe2tt
      @MrEpic-qe2tt 4 года назад +75

      @@EmanLannehc bro its alex jones none of this is supposed to make sense

    • @EmanLannehc
      @EmanLannehc 4 года назад +5

      @@MrEpic-qe2tt he might have a different view on that though xD

    • @elperronimo
      @elperronimo 4 года назад +17

      @@EmanLannehc He said "In England thousands of years ago."

    • @EmanLannehc
      @EmanLannehc 4 года назад +3

      @@elperronimo yeah... he did man.

  • @kyleking2676
    @kyleking2676 4 года назад +804

    Alex “I’ve been pile drived.” Jones

  • @ieradossantos
    @ieradossantos 3 года назад +16

    5:02 I have never seen anyone cry for children they lost in a past life, and its beautiful

  • @turdfergusonoutdoors5070
    @turdfergusonoutdoors5070 3 года назад +41

    I loved it that Eddie kept trollin the crap out of Alex, he takes everything so seriously this was a good podcast

  • @archangelstyx7828
    @archangelstyx7828 4 года назад +3520

    I think Alex Jones is just a top tier 4chan shitposter.

    • @fleshangel489
      @fleshangel489 4 года назад +18

      I think you are a potato

    • @Mr_Makina
      @Mr_Makina 4 года назад +9

      @@fleshangel489 you're a cabbage

    • @fleshangel489
      @fleshangel489 4 года назад +3

      @@Mr_Makina wrong, I am P o T a T o

    • @manbeast
      @manbeast 4 года назад +15

      Everyone here has literal Asperger's and is not well adjusted to life at all.

    • @fleshangel489
      @fleshangel489 4 года назад +21

      @@manbeast I dont have asparagus dude

  • @PlacidSine
    @PlacidSine 4 года назад +1855

    He could be the smartest or dumbest guy on the planet

  • @aydenlui
    @aydenlui 3 года назад +1031

    This is how CNN does their editing

    • @drink_ayahuasca
      @drink_ayahuasca 3 года назад +19

      sad but true im glad you are woke as well

    • @johng6080
      @johng6080 3 года назад +25

      This video sums up a FOX news segment

    • @cutterschoice7482
      @cutterschoice7482 3 года назад +20

      @@johng6080 nah they talk with a obvious bias usally but no way near as bad as the leftard news organisations who decide themselves whats true or false and blatantly lie to people.

    • @johng6080
      @johng6080 3 года назад +2

      bread getter True

    • @KnockManJo
      @KnockManJo 3 года назад +8

      @@cutterschoice7482
      I don't know, CNN seems pretty factual to me; at least they don't deny science

  • @maximilianopimentel8020
    @maximilianopimentel8020 3 года назад +18

    "My point is 2 + 2 = 4. In my equation, you don't fight the Nazis, you join 'em."

  • @WitherScissors
    @WitherScissors 4 года назад +1439

    Someone should start a GoFundMe for Alex’s son who died of starvation in England thousands of years ago, or one for Alex so he can learn how to grow food properly so he can feed his kids from thousands of years ago so they stop dying.

    • @RealUlrichLeland
      @RealUlrichLeland 4 года назад +16

      I'd like to see what he thinks England was like thousands of years ago was like, for one thing it didn't really exist until about 1500 years ago, at least as a culture recognisable today.

    • @russellelswick7238
      @russellelswick7238 4 года назад +13

      I literally cried laughing at your comment. 10/10

    • @RealUlrichLeland
      @RealUlrichLeland 4 года назад +8

      @Tai Lopez Nah the modern country began in 1066, but the term England was a contraction of Land of the Angles, who were one of the Germanic tribes that arrived in the 5th century after the Roman occupation ended. But no one before that called it England, it was just roughly the area the Romans occupied that was previously made up of dozens of Celtic kingdoms

    • @bugraerkan2663
      @bugraerkan2663 4 года назад +1

      that... I didn't ... brain defunctioned trying to picture that

    • @BlargOnMyFacepls
      @BlargOnMyFacepls 4 года назад +2

      @@RealUlrichLeland you're reading into it too much, he's clearly drunk and high, just like the first time joe had him on

  • @r1pp3dx
    @r1pp3dx 5 лет назад +22447

    There’s no difference between him being in context and out of context.

    • @triple75
      @triple75 4 года назад +508

      calm down npc

    • @DarthB1ggles
      @DarthB1ggles 4 года назад +419

      @@triple75 Imagine using "NPC" unironically.
      OOOOhweee...

    • @mohammadabuhawash4487
      @mohammadabuhawash4487 4 года назад +12

      yeah legit

    • @pirkkala
      @pirkkala 4 года назад

      FR

    • @bibsbunni
      @bibsbunni 4 года назад +47

      @2019 Eleaf box mod vape 220W toy stroy 4 edition hm excuse me, I actually feel like you appropriated my culture by being a Vape, that's like, so like, so offensive, I'm like, so triggered

  • @Darkcreeper555
    @Darkcreeper555 3 года назад +29

    A legendary science fiction writer might be residing inside Alex Jones' body.

  • @R0o0man
    @R0o0man 3 года назад +23

    i couldn't overlook how confident Alex is that humans were on the moon

  • @imdbtruth
    @imdbtruth 5 лет назад +1120

    All RUclips did by banning AJ, is make any podcast he goes on must see TV.
    Who else is already dreaming of Alex and Joe part 3?

  • @robertdavidson548
    @robertdavidson548 4 года назад +1265

    "I will give you one million dollars to prove that I'm wearing swastika shoes"

    • @filipserec8856
      @filipserec8856 4 года назад +34

      I lost it right there

    • @MrBerett315
      @MrBerett315 4 года назад +4

      X2... I f*n lost it

    • @thedude5295
      @thedude5295 4 года назад +6

      WTF are swastika shoes.

    • @filipserec8856
      @filipserec8856 4 года назад +21

      @@thedude5295 Boots with swastika patterned bottom of the shoe... So walking in the snow would leave a trail of swastikas

    • @robertdavidson548
      @robertdavidson548 4 года назад

      @@thedude5295
      No idea 🤫

  • @kieranaudsley8695
    @kieranaudsley8695 3 года назад +254

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Alex Jones: so I was getting choked out and I went back to England 1000s of years ago and starved my son to death

    • @thepreposterich3553
      @thepreposterich3553 3 года назад +7

      Fuck off with that unfunny, overused 'joke' format

    • @kieranaudsley8695
      @kieranaudsley8695 3 года назад +15

      Nobody:
      Absolutely nobody:
      @@thepreposterich3553: I’m an unworthy human

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry 3 года назад +1

      Nobody:
      Absolutely nobody:
      @The Preposterich : Fuck off with that unfunny, overused “joke” format

    • @terezaangel9132
      @terezaangel9132 3 года назад +1

      @@thepreposterich3553 you're on a fucking alex Jones and joe rogan video. And you're commenting THAT. 😅

  • @olimccarthy9121
    @olimccarthy9121 4 года назад +21

    "I've been piledrived" 😂😂

  • @nfcmemes5446
    @nfcmemes5446 5 лет назад +2930

    This edit has the same level of coherence as the original.

    • @Woodland_Warrior
      @Woodland_Warrior 4 года назад +33

      NFC memes nah, the original actually is decently structured

    • @Joyboy0101
      @Joyboy0101 4 года назад +19

      @@Woodland_Warrior Think he's just makin a joke about alex jones.

    • @chaosdweller
      @chaosdweller 4 года назад

      Lol!

    • @Gennys
      @Gennys 4 года назад

      That's a LITTLE harsh.

    • @lathearchitect1636
      @lathearchitect1636 4 года назад

      @Sean Kav Watch it backwards & you'll understand 😂😂😂😂 No I'm sorta serious, just pay attention & read backwards

  • @Ricardo-up3wh
    @Ricardo-up3wh 4 года назад +922

    “I’ll give you one million dollars if you can prove I’m wearing Swastika shoes”

    • @sofiez.3898
      @sofiez.3898 3 года назад +6

      He said that right after I read your comment XD

    • @1Xeo11
      @1Xeo11 3 года назад +3

      @@sofiez.3898 thats crazy it happened to me too. as soon as i read the first word he started saying it.

    • @Martin-yd7if
      @Martin-yd7if 3 года назад +1

      4:43 for the people that don’t know the time stamp

    • @Lexicon-ff6or
      @Lexicon-ff6or 3 года назад

      I was literally strolling through the comments and I heard him say that as I was reading this.

  • @MrJ-ro1yr
    @MrJ-ro1yr 3 года назад +8

    9:23 when he forgets young jamies name always cracks me up

  • @Ratchet-Network
    @Ratchet-Network 3 года назад +6

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this is my favorite version of this convo.. I'm in real tears

  • @WhatComesAroundTM
    @WhatComesAroundTM 5 лет назад +754

    I got tired of hearing the same crazy radio station talks on GTA V. So I downloaded these clips and have that as a radio station. 100x better.

    • @uliloolilu780
      @uliloolilu780 5 лет назад +46

      Your a fucking GENIUS I never thought of that 😂

    • @lolloa22
      @lolloa22 4 года назад +4

      this is some real smart shit

    • @imfamousdragon8766
      @imfamousdragon8766 4 года назад +2

      I need that in my life

    • @-sanju-
      @-sanju- 4 года назад +19

      Honestly Alex Jones is like a parody character from GTA.

    • @keelanesquivel3854
      @keelanesquivel3854 4 года назад +1

      What Comes Around™ wait you can manipulate the radio files on GTA V?

  • @kylesoler4139
    @kylesoler4139 5 лет назад +490

    Imagine smoking a blunt with Alex Jones.

    • @aksa706
      @aksa706 5 лет назад +71

      Imagine alex jones doing cocaine.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 5 лет назад +24

      imagine smoking AJ

    • @nolovedivision3882
      @nolovedivision3882 5 лет назад +18

      LISTEN TO MEEEE

    • @Cubeeeeeeeee
      @Cubeeeeeeeee 5 лет назад +1

      @@aksa706 dude what do you think he does in his free time

    • @entername9179
      @entername9179 5 лет назад +9

      Imagine watching inception and being high with Alex Jones

  • @pedrovieira-ri7lk
    @pedrovieira-ri7lk 3 года назад +17

    This video could've been titled:
    "Alex Jones being himself of almost 11 minutes"

  • @rollastoney
    @rollastoney 3 года назад +14

    Alex Jones southern accent is the best thing ever

  • @gonzalovazquezavila535
    @gonzalovazquezavila535 5 лет назад +1532

    He is genuinely depressed about his starving, english, "middle ages" children.

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 5 лет назад +106

      Gonzalo Vazquez Avila he’s fucking out of his mind and it’s hilarious

    • @Swordmaster7th
      @Swordmaster7th 5 лет назад +77

      @@Dell-ol6hb Dude, sometimes I feel like idk. To say you know all without knowing for certain is sort of arrogant don't you think?

    • @gabrielmunoz4055
      @gabrielmunoz4055 5 лет назад +60

      @@Swordmaster7th are you sayng the greys are controlled by sauron?

    • @lain2236ad
      @lain2236ad 5 лет назад +33

      the thing he was talking about were these like 1 in 10000 chance of having a several year long dreams, its a proven phenomenon thats pretty fucked up. Hes fucked up but not because of that

    • @zvado
      @zvado 5 лет назад +20

      He saw his previous life.

  • @micah_mann
    @micah_mann 4 года назад +732

    im just sitting here thinking... "do i want context?"

    • @fleshangel489
      @fleshangel489 4 года назад +3

      Maybe you want some pickles?

    • @GarackTheMad
      @GarackTheMad 4 года назад +6

      Oh trust me you do. It’s even fucking funnier.

    • @connorwimer33
      @connorwimer33 4 года назад +1

      One of the most fucked up 3 hours I've ever heard. It was so fun

    • @keithcollard3933
      @keithcollard3933 4 года назад

      The whole episode is actually pretty funny, you come out dumber tho lol....the frat comment from jones

  • @snusemcgoose1001
    @snusemcgoose1001 3 года назад +19

    Omfg the Chaos ensuing until 2:38 when suddenly it goes quiet and Joe asks if he went to the hospital for that one and the way he stops and then starts talking about jail and then immediately cuts to him going nuts again got me cry laughing man 😅

  • @DWaltzz843
    @DWaltzz843 3 года назад +13

    Under the influence of Dank, I cried tears of joy to this

    • @hithere2602
      @hithere2602 2 года назад

      Don't listen to Joe Rogan on dxm

    • @onyxgod644
      @onyxgod644 2 года назад

      @@hithere2602 my first DMT trip, unfortunately had such a terrible set and setting looking back. Was alone that night, after drinking all day with friends, came home, loaded up a pipe, put on a jre podcast with audio and visual, took 3 hits, blasted off. Regretted my actions, although in contrast, I learned alot that night. I learned that this podcast is actually alot of bullshit for the most part. More entertainment, alot of people live by it, also I never drank alcohol since that night again.

  • @zaboknowsbest13
    @zaboknowsbest13 4 года назад +293

    Dudes got the best pro wrestling voice I’ve ever heard omg

  • @onyx8231
    @onyx8231 5 лет назад +725

    I like how Alex Jones says he's _getting pissed_ after he just spent 5 minutes ranting and raving at maximum vocal volume.😆🤣

    • @joehutter5229
      @joehutter5229 4 года назад +41

      Hes only just getting started

    • @idontwantahandlewtf
      @idontwantahandlewtf 4 года назад +25

      That was only the beginning of his volume, not nearly his max.

    • @godoatthegoat2884
      @godoatthegoat2884 4 года назад +26

      That isn't even his final form.

    • @TehUltimateSnake
      @TehUltimateSnake 4 года назад +15

      He was only using 5%

    • @adenputnam2326
      @adenputnam2326 4 года назад +4

      You nubile fool. You think that’s his max? He dares not show you his true might, lest the mass, time, and space collapse!

  • @WickyGames
    @WickyGames 3 года назад +8

    I’m confused how context would make this much better

  • @wilsonimon2480
    @wilsonimon2480 3 года назад +9

    I didn’t even realize this was edited until half way through

  • @cutlass8598
    @cutlass8598 5 лет назад +811

    What's funnier is he sounds even crazier with context.

    • @sunzofman940
      @sunzofman940 5 лет назад +3

      longrod vonhughendong lmaoo

    • @matts5247
      @matts5247 5 лет назад +34

      longrod vonhughendong what’s crazy about intergalactic child molesters?

    • @juliantar6172
      @juliantar6172 5 лет назад

      You sound a lot like George Soros

  • @Sielnt_Mateo
    @Sielnt_Mateo 4 года назад +272

    “And this Black Knight with a sword goes Rruuuaaahhhhhrghhhh”
    Lmao this guy lmao.

    • @Sielnt_Mateo
      @Sielnt_Mateo 4 года назад +2

      You Ain’t Shit idk ask Jones he’s the one that said it🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @ghad6799
      @ghad6799 3 года назад +2

      4:56 xD

  • @emperorbartu2414
    @emperorbartu2414 3 года назад +101

    I rewatch the whole podcast once a week to stay woke

  • @jaycon6919
    @jaycon6919 4 года назад +4

    This should be a promo video for that episode. This was hilarious 😂

  • @Oh_its_Mike
    @Oh_its_Mike 4 года назад +321

    'What happened to your head?"
    "Ive been piledrived"
    LMFAO

  • @Dell-ol6hb
    @Dell-ol6hb 5 лет назад +1423

    He was really crying about his English children from the Middle Ages, wtf

    • @dripchecklmao497
      @dripchecklmao497 5 лет назад +100

      Yea that was strange

    • @flownoah671
      @flownoah671 5 лет назад +32

      Dell12 16 his ancestors

    • @00Andreas00
      @00Andreas00 5 лет назад +69

      Thousands of years ago wouldn't be the middle ages. Or England for that matter.

    • @jas5958
      @jas5958 5 лет назад +113

      Shit feels so real, man. Past life memories are intense. Just because you havent experienced it doesnt mean other people haven't. I'm telling you man, our soul retains some aspect of past life memories but it is suppressed in our subconscious. Sometimes you can look past the veil and peek into what your essence has really gone through. Its so fucking real. Some children have undeniable evidence to prove they do remember a past life.

    • @dishonoredsaints8266
      @dishonoredsaints8266 4 года назад +35

      @BONESAW IS READY Lol at Bonesaw thinking he's cool being a cynical jackass. Then proceeds to get bashed on by every person who comments to him after lmao. Well played sir, well played.

  • @michapiechowski1810
    @michapiechowski1810 Год назад +4

    Putting Johnny Bravo and Alex Jones together in a room was a stroke of pure genius

  • @ribeye-03
    @ribeye-03 3 года назад +1

    This was the single greatest Joe Rogan Experience to date. So fun to listen to haha

  • @MPHshoots
    @MPHshoots 5 лет назад +1386

    Eddie: “you think he’s a conspiracy theorist because he got dropped on his head?”
    Joe: “it’s crazy because it cured his depression...”
    Alex: “uhhhhhh”

    • @MPHshoots
      @MPHshoots 4 года назад +3

      Last Israelite Judge Samuel thank you for correcting my grammar. Glad that’s the most important thing you can do.

    • @zackatwood2867
      @zackatwood2867 4 года назад +2

      @@MPHshoots All he was trying to do was help and try to make you a more coherent and rounded individual, bro.

    • @kekashi2406
      @kekashi2406 4 года назад

      Scrapyard Atwood you jus a philosopher, big man ting,😎

    • @siddbastard
      @siddbastard 4 года назад

      And locking arms chsnting nightmare nightmare nightmare cured his retardation.

  • @Santa1936
    @Santa1936 3 года назад +3

    Every once in a while I come back to this when I'm not in a great place

  • @simplyskrypt3914
    @simplyskrypt3914 3 года назад +6

    I think the best moments are when Joe Rogan just starts wheezing from laughter

  • @lizardgeek2374
    @lizardgeek2374 5 лет назад +976

    I tried listening to this while doing homework and made negative progress.

    • @nathanielandre2568
      @nathanielandre2568 4 года назад +69

      You weren't smoking penis blood man.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 года назад +17

      You actually UNLEARNED stuff.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 года назад +3

      You actually UNLEARNED stuff.

    • @jsm530
      @jsm530 4 года назад

      Just have been magical.

    • @TrashDaddy1
      @TrashDaddy1 4 года назад +2

      Lizard Geek
      You started erasing your answers

  • @Sweeneytv
    @Sweeneytv 4 года назад +2294

    Alex and Joe represent two different drugs.
    Joe is weed.
    And Alex is Speed. Meth. Cocaine. Vodka. 3 shots of tequilla. and Red bull.

    • @crunchy1547
      @crunchy1547 4 года назад +20

      accurate

    • @jhaz89
      @jhaz89 4 года назад +94

      Joe is DMT

    • @theallnumbcrow8685
      @theallnumbcrow8685 4 года назад +31

      @@jhaz89 Agreed. Eddie is weed.

    • @jhaz89
      @jhaz89 4 года назад +39

      @@theallnumbcrow8685 Yep Eddie is weed, Alex is cocaine/PCP/crystal meth, then Joe is a sobered up form of dmt, BUT he is DMT nonetheless. I mean he's, Joe "Have you ever done DMT" Rogan.

    • @jhaz89
      @jhaz89 4 года назад +29

      Joe "Have you ever done DMT" Rogan
      Eddie "Space isn't real" Bravo
      Alex "Interdimensional deals in San Francisco" Jones

  • @paulungureanu937
    @paulungureanu937 4 года назад +11

    Best treatment for depression - watching Alex Jones.
    Immensely funny

  • @vivienmartin225
    @vivienmartin225 3 года назад +1

    I’ve come back to this video at least 5 times now

  • @PilloTheStar
    @PilloTheStar 4 года назад +528

    Joe: This is a bucket.
    Alex: Dear _God._
    Joe: There's more.
    Alex: *_No..._*

  • @jerrycan5145
    @jerrycan5145 4 года назад +526

    Let's be honest, as a straight guy having another dude say you're a handsome person is a significant compliment

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 4 года назад +28

      If the other dude is gay it's a better compliment.

    • @sola7112
      @sola7112 4 года назад +47

      handsomebrick Well that’s just... not true.

    • @ClayWar237
      @ClayWar237 4 года назад +65

      @ that's kinda gay bro

    • @ClayWar237
      @ClayWar237 4 года назад +38

      @ whatever you say bro

    • @bluetacman
      @bluetacman 4 года назад +13

      Clay War quick tip for future reference..bieng gay is what makes you gay, straight men can recognise attractive men without wanting a penis in their asshole its not that deep

  • @jakejake708
    @jakejake708 2 года назад +1

    I keep coming back to this

  • @Gl1tchDeclined
    @Gl1tchDeclined 3 года назад +19

    Just one second shy of two minutes in and I immediately had to stop watching this so as to not wake up my wife by laughing my ass off. "I'm gonna be honest with you... I'm kind of retarded." *DEAD*

  • @FishyFables
    @FishyFables 4 года назад +309

    who needs bad lip readings when people like this actually exist.

    • @stevenrosa80
      @stevenrosa80 4 года назад +14

      Someone should make a lip reading of him saying shit that makes sense

    • @jayl6210
      @jayl6210 4 года назад +3

      steven rosa thatd be a hilarious shit post

  • @speedrob
    @speedrob 5 лет назад +463

    Somehow out of all the compilations made since the podcast, the podcast itself is still just as insane.

  • @ashton_stubbie
    @ashton_stubbie 3 года назад +6

    It's truly something to behold when eddie bravo seems like the sane person in the room

  • @noahmcdaniel4920
    @noahmcdaniel4920 3 года назад +9

    This is not out of context, it's actually a summary.

  • @israelthacker8568
    @israelthacker8568 4 года назад +339

    "You're scaring me with that voice now" 😂😂

  • @freedomofspeech2867
    @freedomofspeech2867 4 года назад +269

    Most of this is not even out of context, it's just Alex being Alex.

  • @ericellis3506
    @ericellis3506 4 года назад +2

    "You're freaking me out with this voice"..LOL

  • @insaflola
    @insaflola 3 года назад +7

    9:23 Alex forgetting Jamie's name 😂

  • @jimbobhk2009
    @jimbobhk2009 4 года назад +480

    What if Alex Jones is the messiah to a religion that died thousands of years ago and we just don’t know it.