Dominion War 1 First Strike Part 2 Enterprise D versus Jem'Hadar

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  • @AdultToons
    @AdultToons 3 года назад +7

    Picard - **Talks To Personal Captians/Data Log**
    DS9 - "Nope!"

  • @JaredLS10
    @JaredLS10 2 года назад +8

    Completely forgot this episode was the first time we see Quark kill someone.

  • @FluffyFooFookins
    @FluffyFooFookins 5 лет назад +26

    1:00 : Hilarious dialogue if you close your eyes.

  • @richardched6085
    @richardched6085 5 лет назад +57

    Jem'Hadar are the most brutal soldiers in the Galaxy. Yet are easily killed when faced with anyone or anything holding a weapon.

    • @MajorGrin
      @MajorGrin 5 лет назад +11

      in this episode they wanted them to escape , so they were just playing dead

    • @richardched6085
      @richardched6085 5 лет назад +8

      @@MajorGrin I noticed that right after making the comment lol.
      I wonder why the Jem'Hadar aren't genetically engineered on the same level (or better) as late 20th Century Human Augments.... The Federation has laws about Genetic Augmentations but the Dominion clearly has no such restriction.

    • @MajorGrin
      @MajorGrin 5 лет назад +9

      @@richardched6085 My only explanation is that maybe the Founders didn't want them to be too powerful. same reason why they made them addicted to a drug only they can provide . the Founders prefer to keep them relatively weak individually and their strength be mostly in numbers big enough to defeat any outside enemy but be highly dependent on the drug (they die within days without it).
      they didn't want to make the Jem'hadar too clever either. they left that to the Vorta but denied the Vorta being physically menacing. this way each group will be good at specific tasks and not others , and both groups mostly separate from each other as to prevent them cooperating too much.
      all to ensure that none of these servants could possibly rise up against the Founders and live.
      some Vorta were given telekinetic abilities , but that gift was given sparingly , to only a few Vorta for very specific missions , and most Vorta were denied those powers.
      so theoretically the Dominion could have been a lot more powerful if not for the Founders' paranoia regarding their own servants

    • @richardched6085
      @richardched6085 5 лет назад +3

      @@MajorGrin very logical.

    • @louisvarre2197
      @louisvarre2197 4 года назад +4

      A phaser is a phaser is a phaser..Despite being a ‘big tough guy’ disintegrating and rearranging your atoms at the molecular level will destroy most everything. Now, if you’re talking hand to hand, you have a good point.

  • @atom_bomb_77
    @atom_bomb_77 Год назад +3

    And we never saw them use this power again

  • @davidknowles2491
    @davidknowles2491 4 года назад +11

    It's bad that the Odyssey got a much better death than Enterprise.

    • @JimmyCerra
      @JimmyCerra 2 месяца назад

      Enterprise got her redemption!

  • @zingtea
    @zingtea 3 года назад +14

    After The Picard dies for the umpteenth time...
    Satan: "We've got to stop meeting like this"

  • @latinoguy483
    @latinoguy483 4 года назад +6

    The vorta lady should have acknowledged odo as her god and asked how she can serve him.

    • @richardched6085
      @richardched6085 2 года назад +6

      That element of lore had not been established yet.

  • @Curas1
    @Curas1 4 года назад +4

    4:17 damn you.
    That scene surprised me when it first aired.
    I remember all those other scenes also

  • @ariesmp
    @ariesmp 2 года назад +2

    Why didn't the Vorta bow to the founder!?

  • @poseidon5003
    @poseidon5003 2 года назад +3

    You blew up Picard! LOL

  • @richardched6085
    @richardched6085 5 лет назад +51

    A better ending for the Enterprise-D than what it got in Generations. Imagine Generations being first contact with the Dominion....

    • @frantic5679
      @frantic5679 5 лет назад +2

      At least in Generations we got to see that horrendous bane on the genre Shatner die. I audibly cheered in the cinema when that happened.

    • @richardched6085
      @richardched6085 5 лет назад +8

      @@frantic5679 ???????? Without Captain Kirk we would have never gotten Captain Picard onward. He definitely shouldn't have been in Generations though.

    • @richardched6085
      @richardched6085 5 лет назад

      @Iblis true. But ST11 was pretty good (imo).

    • @sanyahikari7072
      @sanyahikari7072 4 года назад +1

      This will cause Shinzon to win.

    • @richardched6085
      @richardched6085 4 года назад +2

      @@sanyahikari7072 not if the Enterprise-D is refitted to Galaxy-X Specifications (As seen in All Good Things) it would be able to fight the Scimitar on far more even terms than the Enterprise-E.

  • @NerdOnTheStreet
    @NerdOnTheStreet Год назад +2

    Having been ~6 years since I saw the actual show, these "parody" edits are kind of a mindscrew. I see things that are vaguely familiar along with other things that seem vaguely wrong, and the rushed clip show-style pacing veils what's actually been altered and what's just been cut down.

    • @Mustang-bk4ns
      @Mustang-bk4ns 9 месяцев назад

      It looks like several different parts snipped together, looking disjointed and confusing to follow

  • @BachPatu
    @BachPatu Год назад +2

    Anybody notice how The Enterprise just SAT THERE?? It was as if Riker & Picard thought they could use the weapons to somehow reason with them
    ** YOU CAN'T REASON WITH SOMEONE HELL BENT ON KILLING YOU **
    You also got to destroy ALL the ships as with the Jem Hadar, it only takes ONE ship piloted by a Jem Hadar fighter on a suicide run to destroy a Galaxy Class Starship
    If I was on the bridge, I'd have KEPT THE SHIP MOVING as it's A LOT HARDER to Ram A MOVING OBJECT in a manner which would hurt them than it is by keeping the ship in a stationary position
    Yet another example of Starfleet's WOEFUL preparedness in preparing for a battle with an enemy it knows LITTLE about 🙄

  • @thecraziestofalldave
    @thecraziestofalldave 2 года назад +1

    The fucking Enterprise, now that would have been a good start to the war...

    • @thecraziestofalldave
      @thecraziestofalldave Год назад

      That's what we all wanted to see and now let's forget it....fuck. it was tasty

  • @adammorrow5202
    @adammorrow5202 4 года назад +20

    Terribly put together coming from a star trek fan, that's all I'm going to say

  • @sithprimarch9970
    @sithprimarch9970 4 года назад +3

    This edit was sweet, highly entertaining

  • @gatedude07
    @gatedude07 2 года назад +2

    Too bad Worf was on the Enterprise when it got destroyed and won't show up in the rest of the series...

  • @kirishima638
    @kirishima638 4 года назад +35

    Some of the editing was really good, well done. If only the writers had some balls and had actually destroyed the EntD and not a carbon copy.

    • @We_Are_Borg_478
      @We_Are_Borg_478 4 года назад +5

      Yeah but then everybody would say that the show is way too convenient.

    • @nodavemenz5923
      @nodavemenz5923 2 года назад +2

      Enterprise D was already destroyed at this point.

    • @The280TimesTriviaChannel
      @The280TimesTriviaChannel Год назад +4

      @@nodavemenz5923 Actually, not for another 6 months or so. These events transpired in the Stardate 479xx range, Generations took place on Stardate 48632.4 - Simply put, they couldn't blow up the Enterprise on Ds9 any more then they could blow up the Defiant in First Contact. not to mention how pissed fans would be, that they didn't blow it up in the tv series finale and instead blew up the enterprise after it's show had ended, in the spin off show. they would have freaked the hell out.

  • @Ocea8i53
    @Ocea8i53 3 года назад +1

    If only this was a actual episode

  • @lexthelegend1455
    @lexthelegend1455 5 лет назад +6

    Good job...
    But how come the crew and worf is alive on Enterprise E if the D looks like it was lost with all hands aboard

    • @grinroom9766
      @grinroom9766 5 лет назад +4

      Picard ordered everyone to abandon ship so they all escaped in escape pods or emergency beam outs

    • @VortexFrosty
      @VortexFrosty 5 лет назад +6

      It wasn't the Enterprise that was with them during this battle. This is just editing

    • @lexthelegend1455
      @lexthelegend1455 5 лет назад +2

      @@VortexFrosty I know

    • @marpsr
      @marpsr 5 лет назад +3

      It’s not the Enterprise D it’s the Odyssey.

  • @seanm.9832
    @seanm.9832 3 года назад +7

    When Eris says " you have no idea whats begun here." I use that in real life with antagonistic people but switch it up, seems to work when you use it with some bravada.

  • @andrewblanchard2398
    @andrewblanchard2398 Год назад

    ERIS
    recognized ODO
    as a changeling

  • @shehzadmoosa3028
    @shehzadmoosa3028 Год назад

    love the cameo with the enterprise

  • @thegalaxyextreme
    @thegalaxyextreme 5 лет назад +2

    Wow cool video

  • @Froz3nT1ger
    @Froz3nT1ger 2 года назад +1

    A Vorta disobeying a founder's order to come with him. Not even the glimpse of the Vorta seeing Odo as a God. Not so consistent writing.

  • @buckforbuck
    @buckforbuck 10 месяцев назад

    Star Fledt always suffered from very weak military leadership.

  • @britishfilmguy
    @britishfilmguy 3 года назад +2

    Good edit even though its not how she went do believe her final battle was on star trek first contact.
    Nicely done though showing the enterprise's defensive capabilities.

    • @tanizaki
      @tanizaki 2 года назад

      The Enterprise D was lost in Generations.

    • @britishfilmguy
      @britishfilmguy 2 года назад

      @@tanizaki thought so in the final battle scene with the klingon attack cruiser to which the only thing that resembled the enterprise D was the saucer section as the stardrive section was destroyed.

  • @Herowebcomics
    @Herowebcomics Год назад

    That was amazing but rough!
    i am glad that didn't actually happen!

  • @tilasole3252
    @tilasole3252 Год назад

    5:36 sounds like Seska

  • @MegaHello76
    @MegaHello76 2 года назад

    It's too bad it did not end like this, so we would not have to be tortured with that dog shit of a show Picard.

  • @sanyahikari7072
    @sanyahikari7072 4 года назад +2

    Wait but how did Worf survive?

  • @DinsRune
    @DinsRune 4 года назад +1

    Did the TNG crew just die?

  • @nodavemenz5923
    @nodavemenz5923 2 года назад +1

    If you're going to make a video, at least have the right ship name in the title.

  • @dugarii007
    @dugarii007 Год назад

    Enterprise actually dies?

  • @marcziegenhain8420
    @marcziegenhain8420 4 года назад +1

    The video don't make any sense. What about the TNG movies, Worf at DS9 and the rest of the TNG show? And if Barclay was aboard: How can the Voyager get home earlier after getting stranded in the Delta Quadrant?

  • @varianschirmer9375
    @varianschirmer9375 2 года назад

    If the person that did this fake could replace Captain Keogh with Captain Jellico & see how it looks...

  • @caleyyouhavtyuiopiy
    @caleyyouhavtyuiopiy 3 года назад

    The only reason I didn’t say is because you didn’t get to make a new

  • @Foebane72
    @Foebane72 2 года назад

    Lame edit. Because Picard and his crew would NEVER go out this way!

  • @DracComb
    @DracComb 5 лет назад +1

    Way too many skips in the scenes.

  • @seanm.9832
    @seanm.9832 3 года назад +1

    Omg who made this, great job

  • @svenbo7187
    @svenbo7187 3 года назад

    Ist aber nicht die Enterprise, das war die Odysee..

  • @leefoster4133
    @leefoster4133 4 года назад +2

    Complete rubbish.

  • @andrewblanchard2398
    @andrewblanchard2398 5 лет назад +2

    THE
    USS ENTERPRISE D
    WOULD WIPE THE GALAXY
    WITH
    THE JEM HADAR

    • @andrewblanchard2398
      @andrewblanchard2398 4 года назад

      @free citizen01
      CAPTAIN
      KATHRYN CRAZY EYES JANEWAY
      WOULD FUCK UP THE
      JEM HADAR
      WITHOUT SPILLING HER COFFEE

  • @jdwashington3963
    @jdwashington3963 5 лет назад +5

    That wasnt the enterprise it was the uss odyssey😒😒 nice try tho😂

    • @nextlevelenglish5858
      @nextlevelenglish5858 2 года назад +1

      tell us something we don't know. He made up his own "story" with video from DS9, and TNG.

    • @ThyPandora
      @ThyPandora 2 года назад +1

      The term "parody edit" is lost on you, isn't it, when it's been in the description?

  • @resph3609
    @resph3609 4 года назад +1

    Terribly done, the video do not make complete sense at all!

    • @nextlevelenglish5858
      @nextlevelenglish5858 2 года назад

      is it supposed to?

    • @ThyPandora
      @ThyPandora 2 года назад

      Yeah, called a "parody edit", are you familiar with either term or them used together, Res?

    • @NerdOnTheStreet
      @NerdOnTheStreet Год назад

      @@ThyPandora Parodies are supposed to be funny, this is just confusing.

  • @johnm8416
    @johnm8416 5 лет назад +1

    What the hell was this Picard doesn’t die in a suicide run by the jem hadar how is he in the new Picard show? Admiral Keoh Dies here in ship Dingleberry 3

  • @andrewblanchard2398
    @andrewblanchard2398 5 лет назад +7

    DS9
    DESTROYED A
    GALAXY CLASS SHIP
    TO GET BACK AT THE CAST OF
    TNG
    FOR CALLING
    DS9
    DEEP SPACE BORING

    • @danceworld8360
      @danceworld8360 4 года назад +1

      I think more on the lines of DEEP..SPACE..BOLLOCKS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @campbelldowler1396
    @campbelldowler1396 2 года назад +2

    IT'S A FAAAAAAAAKE

  • @anibalalarcon48
    @anibalalarcon48 5 лет назад +4

    Fake... All fake

    • @tyrion9999
      @tyrion9999 5 лет назад +5

      ITS A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

    • @ThyPandora
      @ThyPandora 2 года назад

      Don't say? Wonder why it's called a "parody edit" then?

  • @aznsbd
    @aznsbd 4 года назад

    USS Odyssey not USS Enterprise.

  • @allen.music.1j480
    @allen.music.1j480 5 лет назад +1

    Captian. Pick

  • @TheHockey12
    @TheHockey12 2 года назад

    This was a bunch of crap! Totally disjointed clips from several different episodes.

  • @linnrice2863
    @linnrice2863 5 лет назад +1

    Never happened

  • @matthewmudd7301
    @matthewmudd7301 5 лет назад

    not the enterprise d

  • @bernardherman4312
    @bernardherman4312 5 лет назад +2

    This sucks.