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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  3 месяца назад +654

    Hi Friends. Like and Subscribe. The Flowers Tour tickets are here www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com

    • @ThestuffthatSaralikes
      @ThestuffthatSaralikes 3 месяца назад +17

      Again, LOVE this tour announcement/promo…
      There is TONS of interest for you in Myrtle Beach btw…

    • @Vanf00
      @Vanf00 3 месяца назад +5

      Ottawa Ontario Canada:)

    • @wesanderson4773
      @wesanderson4773 3 месяца назад +6

      🌺🌹 💐 from KCMO

    • @coradelaney4936
      @coradelaney4936 3 месяца назад +8

      You are so smart to call this The Flowers Tour. Many big artists in the past have named their tours with ominous names (maybe to sound edgy/cool) but it sets an intention that unfortunately comes true for them. This is so smart of you. I hope you get all your flowers!

    • @Its-Me-You-see
      @Its-Me-You-see 3 месяца назад +6

      Love your perspective of life, and uh everything, you beautiful human that make me smile. Even When everything is black and so difficult i cant cope ….. ✨❤️‍🩹👍🩷

  • @microsoftwordpaperclip
    @microsoftwordpaperclip 3 месяца назад +5475

    hardest working grey zip up hoodies in the biz

    • @jasonwhite6463
      @jasonwhite6463 3 месяца назад +41

      Does anybody know why he always wears one?

    • @melin4ted_bookworm632
      @melin4ted_bookworm632 3 месяца назад +23

      That's right 🎯🎯🎯

    • @kevinfitts9252
      @kevinfitts9252 3 месяца назад +283

      ​@@jasonwhite6463He has to hide the muscular build so the ladies will stay off stage.

    • @Rhekon
      @Rhekon 3 месяца назад +98

      @@jasonwhite6463he doesn't always but I did point it out a while back 😅 he uno reversed that shit and doubled down. It's probably convenience.

    • @amidthechaoss
      @amidthechaoss 3 месяца назад +9

      😂😂😂

  • @KylaFuller
    @KylaFuller 3 месяца назад +1006

    Planet fitness was swerving my resignation like their lives depended on it.

    • @michelebezue1528
      @michelebezue1528 3 месяца назад +70

      My bank said they've had to have people close their account and open a new one to stop the withdrawals.

    • @justberta01
      @justberta01 3 месяца назад +6

      FACTS!!!!

    • @nancyhaddad1454
      @nancyhaddad1454 3 месяца назад

      ​@@michelebezue1528oh my god. I been trying to cancel for months. They keep telling me i need to come in person. Is this real ?? They keep taking your money even after you cancel ????!!

    • @Ari-ih5un
      @Ari-ih5un 3 месяца назад +16

      golds gym is doing the same, they want a 60 day resignation notice like bruh even if i "quit" today im paying two more months for nothing

    • @xletragedyx
      @xletragedyx 3 месяца назад +19

      They told me I had to cancel in person, during the pandemic, when they were only open during limited hours. People had to threaten them so they stopped charging while they were closed

  • @MichaelReeseTerrific
    @MichaelReeseTerrific 3 месяца назад +2011

    I love in the intro he made a joke about him wearing gray jackets in every upload 😅

    • @datgrrl_official
      @datgrrl_official 3 месяца назад +29

      Jackets??? Josh wears hoodies.

    • @jasonwhite6463
      @jasonwhite6463 3 месяца назад +15

      Why does he always wear one? Has he explained some story behind it?

    • @bearlh40
      @bearlh40 3 месяца назад

      ​@@jasonwhite6463He's poor.

    • @TheBrob1983
      @TheBrob1983 3 месяца назад

      ​@@jasonwhite6463makes wardrobe easy, cost next to nada and he can travel from city to city super light cuz his clothes is his show clothes.when on tv they pay for wardrobe,on the road its all on him.

    • @TheBrob1983
      @TheBrob1983 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@jasonwhite6463i think its also the pockets

  • @sarahbethbboyd
    @sarahbethbboyd 3 месяца назад +738

    😂😂 I met him today at the mall, and it's the famous Grey Hoodie that gave him away. I was fangirling, but he was super sweet and patient, so I got to take a picture with him. 😅

  • @joekellyou
    @joekellyou 3 месяца назад +2605

    Dude, I’ve hired a lawyer to get out of a gym membership before and they refused her initial cancellation notice. She had to send a deposition letter for a lawsuit with the cancellation form through a Server. Literally had a picture of the the gym owner getting served my cancellation 🤣

    • @The.Californians
      @The.Californians 3 месяца назад +44

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ken_kaniff246
      @ken_kaniff246 3 месяца назад +171

      They way he described it, it sounded like something you'd consider getting a lawyer involved in

    • @gloriamutola3057
      @gloriamutola3057 3 месяца назад +10

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Carla-JS
      @Carla-JS 3 месяца назад +40

      😂😂😂cost more to get out of the contract

    • @datgrrl_official
      @datgrrl_official 3 месяца назад +88

      One can just go to their financial institution and put a stop payment on the autodraft for the gym. It's that simple.

  • @msjamesesq
    @msjamesesq 3 месяца назад +815

    I love how casually Josh mentions his girl. Good for him!

    • @Thirst4Knowledgeonly
      @Thirst4Knowledgeonly 3 месяца назад +102

      So happy for him because he really wanted to find his person.🎉

    • @missmiss6516
      @missmiss6516 3 месяца назад +62

      I'm so happy for him. I can imagine how much they laugh together.

    • @nikkigreen-ku8qd
      @nikkigreen-ku8qd 3 месяца назад +60

      we been waiting to hear he got a girl......finally☺☺☺😅

    • @jubiera6643
      @jubiera6643 2 месяца назад +32

      Good for her!

    • @Dee_Dee216
      @Dee_Dee216 2 месяца назад +25

      I feel like he has always had a girl. He brings her up all the time.

  • @patstevens4560
    @patstevens4560 3 месяца назад +482

    I love how someone made a joke on a recent video of his saying that his closet is just the same hoodie to pick from over and over. Then this video opens with him looking through a rack of the same hoodie over and over

  • @michellehammer1933
    @michellehammer1933 3 месяца назад +409

    The Civil War love letter reenactment was spot on. I've transcribed many of them, and they are...interesting. 💐🤣

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel 3 месяца назад +28

      Omg I need so many more details now!! What’s the mot hilarious/surprising thing you’ve read in one?

    • @KBWeeds
      @KBWeeds 3 месяца назад +18

      ⁠Yeah you need to elaborate on this. What’s the craziest thing you’ve thing you’ve read?!

    • @dahliaherrod4301
      @dahliaherrod4301 3 месяца назад

      Were any of them filthy? Please say yes

    • @MovableNu
      @MovableNu 3 месяца назад +13

      Here to also ask/beg for the details, please! 🙏🏾

    • @cat_duck
      @cat_duck 3 месяца назад +3

      Here as well

  • @ludwigvb1216
    @ludwigvb1216 3 месяца назад +1635

    He is so smart. No excessive euphoria, shouting, exaggerated gestures, unnecessary dark humor. It's a fresh breath of fresh air in modern comedy. Just anecdotes and an excellent use of the word.

    • @nessanova8596
      @nessanova8596 3 месяца назад +33

      Yup! I respect him so much for this.

    • @yaisa111
      @yaisa111 3 месяца назад +21

      perfectly stated!! 🤲🏽☺️SO smart!! truly a comedy 💎

    • @myboatforacar
      @myboatforacar 3 месяца назад +13

      ...is there such a thing as necessary dark humor? 😂

    • @Robert_McGarry_Poems
      @Robert_McGarry_Poems 3 месяца назад +3

      Word...

    • @lindajeanschaffers3673
      @lindajeanschaffers3673 3 месяца назад +4

      Totally agree way to Josh

  • @ItachiOkasan
    @ItachiOkasan 2 месяца назад +75

    I have been very ill and o have a wheelchair bound child I have no help with. When things get overwhelming I watch Josh and just laugh like a maniac. Ty for helping me cope

    • @ALCHEMICORACLE.universe
      @ALCHEMICORACLE.universe Месяц назад +8

      may you + your child receive ample support 💓💓💓

    •  13 дней назад

      Very nice compliment.

    • @nancymueller6206
      @nancymueller6206 8 дней назад

      Josh is so handy for relieving stress. When I burst out laughing, the neighbors can hear me!! Best medicine for chronic pain etc.

  • @elladaze
    @elladaze 3 месяца назад +990

    The voice change on "my dearest Magnolia" 😂😂😂

    • @TrrsnSmrg
      @TrrsnSmrg 3 месяца назад +46

      It was like a sweet genius combo of James earl Jones and Morgan freeman🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @sona7444
      @sona7444 3 месяца назад +39

      i got a little swept up by that myself…

    • @gratefulone6669
      @gratefulone6669 3 месяца назад +25

      dat whole section cracked me up; esp his face @ da end
      (I already like his voice anyway...😏😊)

    • @elsagreen1476
      @elsagreen1476 3 месяца назад +14

      I immediately was like "okay, this is gonna get real nasty"

    • @AmandainSF
      @AmandainSF 3 месяца назад +22

      “I shudder to think…” 😂😅

  • @simplyarebelteeta3406
    @simplyarebelteeta3406 2 месяца назад +49

    Josh and his hoodies are as comforting as Mr. Rogers was with his cardigans to my soul!

  • @wg1999
    @wg1999 3 месяца назад +1245

    Which grey hoodie will he choose😂

    • @missmiss6516
      @missmiss6516 3 месяца назад +31

      I liked the first grey one on the right. It hangs nice. I'm all about the hang.

    • @Ferocious_Fairy
      @Ferocious_Fairy 3 месяца назад +19

      Oh I know! The grey one! 😃

    • @ririta81
      @ririta81 2 месяца назад +1

      He is so funny I love him

    • @Magdarooo
      @Magdarooo 28 дней назад

      It is now his uniform and no other colour zip up is allowed

    • @marlenemitchell-kavanaugh3644
      @marlenemitchell-kavanaugh3644 19 дней назад

      😏😏😏….l’m sorta partial to the one in the middle..l like the color scheme…😂😂😂😂

  • @MadsNature
    @MadsNature 2 месяца назад +14

    No but my grandparents wrote RAUNCHY letters to each other when my grandpa was overseas during WWII. We found them when we were cleaning out their house and oh my lord

  • @blainweaver
    @blainweaver 3 месяца назад +1463

    This man's intelligence is on another level. I have never enjoyed another comedian this much since Robin Williams. They practice different styles of comedy but you can see that their minds are working all the time at a furious pace.

    • @PureLight11
      @PureLight11 3 месяца назад +51

      Fun fact, in 1974 in SF I saw Robin Williams do stand up comedy. I was 14. I've never forgotten. Also, me and my daughter in the 90’s, saw him in a coffee shop on Haight in SF. He came in with his young son and both were in camoflauge 🤣. It was like they wanted to be invisible. Most of us just looked in awe. They got something and left. Cool memories. I still can't watch his movies since his death.

    • @ChubbsCreed
      @ChubbsCreed 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@PureLight11 if you are talking about Robin Williams, he only had a little girl called Zelda Williams.

    • @debbyfronke3227
      @debbyfronke3227 3 месяца назад +10

      I want to meet his mother and grandmother and simply ask how did you raise this amazing person he’s on a level so different then any other comedians he’s like someone I could hang out with and just laugh at his stories but I fear his popularity don’t want another Rock Hart of chapelle almost don’t want huge fame for him- it ruined jerod Carmichael 😢❤❤❤❤to you mr. Johnson don’t ever settle 🧏!

    • @SerendipityRoad
      @SerendipityRoad 3 месяца назад +14

      ​@@ChubbsCreedHe had three children: Zachary, Zelda and Cody.

    • @lizchurchill6051
      @lizchurchill6051 3 месяца назад +2

      Yes! Exactly this 💯

  • @aplaceinthestars3207
    @aplaceinthestars3207 3 месяца назад +48

    When I worked in banking, some of my coworkers had stories from their previous departments about customers trying to stop gym payments and even after cancelling and getting new cards, those gyms would somehow find their new card numbers and resume charging them. Seeing it from that angle definitely reinforced my avoidance of gym memberships.

  • @DreamingInTechnicolor
    @DreamingInTechnicolor 3 месяца назад +418

    Haven’t enjoyed a comedian this much since my folks introduced me to Murphy, Carlin, Pryor, and Robin Williams. Never thought we would have someone IMO match that intensity in our time.

  • @RachelMishael
    @RachelMishael 3 месяца назад +61

    💐 0:10 We love a king with the consistency of Mr. Rogers 😝💛🧥

  • @greenblaze9189
    @greenblaze9189 3 месяца назад +232

    Just today I saw Mr. Johnson in the Fort Greene Whole Foods in the early afternoon. Can confirm that he really only has those hoodies.

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel 3 месяца назад +62

      When my brother was in high school (Late 00’s), he ONLY wore solid color tshirts, plain blue jeans with no extra pockets or rips or tears, and regular sneakers with no obvious brand markings, etc. I remember when my mom finally asked him why, bc it was the literal opposite of what was trendy, he said “I’m not going to advertise for a brand unless they pay me. Besides, if I dress as plain as possible, I’m the only ACTUALLY unique dresser. People can’t guess what I like, or watch, or listen to, they have no way to make a snap judgement.”
      That shit stuck with me.

    • @tazhienunurbusinezz1703
      @tazhienunurbusinezz1703 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Miss_CamelBrands are for people who want to advertise what they have. It's a poor, middle class & upper middle class thing. If you look at the billionaires, they're wearing the plainest stuff. You'll maybe see an LL Bean or something incredibly small. Very few are walking around in full branded Gucci or LV fits. When you actually have it, advertisement becomes more a liability than anything. That's why you'll rarely (if ever) see someone on that level wearing obvious branded anything.

    • @eastvandb
      @eastvandb 3 месяца назад +3

      Like the Kingpin. Hundreds and Hundreds of the exact same clothes!

    • @begonaRR
      @begonaRR 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Miss_Camel i did that too, but just because i didn't want to think what to wear. I lived in a subtropical place, same weather all year long, i had time to think about other stuff and i tried to be as sustainable as possible, in high school in the 80s. I just used what i needed.

    • @chelliechelle6602
      @chelliechelle6602 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KingofDefiance
    @KingofDefiance 3 месяца назад +277

    FYI: Louis Rossman is the guy whom propelled the Right to Repair and the One-Button Cancel movements to the public eye. Thank God for him! 🙏🏽

    • @erinmac4750
      @erinmac4750 3 месяца назад +36

      Yes! Louis Rossman! Right to repair and taught my kid how to work on his own computer. A man of integrity, who respects his employees and loves cats! 🐈‍⬛💚

    • @Kobe29261
      @Kobe29261 3 месяца назад +14

      Thank you, I had no idea - we should celebrate such people. If they had a charity that advocated for sane business practices on behalf of people who can't afford to hire lawyers I'd give them my 5$ too!

    • @TheAntinowherelane
      @TheAntinowherelane 2 месяца назад +6

      Louis Rossman deserves all the credit and more. The man is nothing short of a saint for what he is doing. One of the best channels on RUclips hands down.

  • @angelacarter645
    @angelacarter645 3 месяца назад +323

    After paying for my gym membership for over a year (unused) I FINALLY made my way inside to cancel. They proceeded to tell me that you can now cancel within the app…just started that week 😮😳🤣🤦‍♀️

    • @hippiecowgirl4231
      @hippiecowgirl4231 3 месяца назад +14

      That's too funny !! LoL

    • @idek1433
      @idek1433 3 месяца назад +24

      Bro whut...I tried that and got a notice saying you have to cancel in person. I got rid of a whole bank account so I wouldn't have to go in 😅

    • @MothersHeartGypsyDoVe
      @MothersHeartGypsyDoVe 3 месяца назад +8

      Wasn't gym membership but I've had to get whole new cards before to stop services I no longer wanted. It works.

    • @idek1433
      @idek1433 3 месяца назад

      @@MothersHeartGypsyDoVe facts 🤙🤙 no bank account is worth the hassle of these monsters lmfao 🤣 gym or otherwise

    • @Winspur1982
      @Winspur1982 2 месяца назад

      I have a suspicion that Biden said something about "click to cancel" and the CEO saw it on TV that very week or the week before. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that this is how the vast majority of CEOs run their businesses. Don't believe the "long-term strategic plan" shit.

  • @TheDigitographer
    @TheDigitographer 3 месяца назад +86

    This is so near true. Tried canceling, had to write letter to corp, gym closed down. Was told to visit other gym and cancel there. Then had to involve bank to void past and pending fees…all the while NEVER using the facilities. I didn’t get the contract I was told was emailed. Yep, this happened via LA Fitness.

    • @nancyhaddad1454
      @nancyhaddad1454 3 месяца назад +7

      Ive been trying to cancel. Called a few times. Was told i need to go in person and see a manager. Is it true that there is an online form you need to mail in to cancel ??? This is insane . I havnt even been there in 2 years just paying every month for nothing

    • @TheDigitographer
      @TheDigitographer 2 месяца назад +1

      @@nancyhaddad1454 wow!!! Paying fees for over 2yrs and never using the services? What is there to say? 😟

    • @ssgg23
      @ssgg23 2 месяца назад +4

      I’ve only heard horror stories about LA Fitness. There was one super convenient one near me and I still avoided signing up like the plague lol

  • @philosophicalphoenix369
    @philosophicalphoenix369 3 месяца назад +267

    I have never before encountered a comedian who could make me laugh while also soothing my jangled nerves. It’s wonderful; I appreciate you, Josh 😊

    • @catdragon1313
      @catdragon1313 3 месяца назад +7

      Omg EXACTLY THIS

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 3 месяца назад +5

      Reading this reminded me to relax my shoulders. So thank you for passing on the vibes.🌻🥰☺

  • @nessanova8596
    @nessanova8596 3 месяца назад +45

    My goodness, those Magnolia and Jebediah voices, Josh’s facial expressions, hilarious!!!

  • @Diamond-2828
    @Diamond-2828 3 месяца назад +257

    Honestly the first season of any of these love reality shows is usually the most authentic your gunna get, because the network doesnt know what they have on their hands. But, once they are popular everyone is hear for the fame, clout and "experience "

    • @FunkyLittlePoptart
      @FunkyLittlePoptart 3 месяца назад +53

      Those are actually kinda dangerous. They don't vet anyone. Love Is Blind has more than once had people who were married in real life, one guy who had multiple DV charges including one with a firearm. And did anyone else notice that the in-person shows (Love Island, etc.) everyone is drunk all the time?

    • @biazacha
      @biazacha 3 месяца назад +44

      @@FunkyLittlePoptartlots of those dating shows purposely withhold water so they drink alcohol and get messy faster. Also don’t let the people confined sleep properly so they get moodier by the day thus ending on dumb drama they would never partake otherwise…. a bunch of horrific stuff.

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@biazacha😮 wow did not know it went that far

    • @sh0cktim3
      @sh0cktim3 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@FunkyLittlePoptartI think they know. The producers want the drama.

    • @cherylwilkinson92
      @cherylwilkinson92 3 месяца назад +4

      Agree, loved the first series, didn't bother with the follow up, it always follows the same pattern.

  • @ashcraft555
    @ashcraft555 3 месяца назад +61

    I imagine they're AI now, but I used to work as a "bot" woman for dating sites. I was broke as hell and desperately needed the money but still ended up quitting because men would believe anything and it was so incredibly sad.

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage 2 месяца назад +9

      That's called confidence scamming or relationship scamming and it's good to hear you no longer do it, or no longer need to.

    • @stoke777
      @stoke777 9 дней назад

      I had no idea such a job existed.

    • @Adri_Phx
      @Adri_Phx 8 дней назад

      Say what??? I want that job

  • @gnocchidokey
    @gnocchidokey 3 месяца назад +181

    The only downside to dating a short guy that I've ever experienced is that he might be defensive because people have been assholes to him his entire life about his height. Otherwise idgi. I've dated some truly fine short kings and never been disappointed!

    • @FunkyLittlePoptart
      @FunkyLittlePoptart 3 месяца назад +45

      Same. Although on the other hand, possibly the most confident man I ever met was a legit little person. He was close to 4'1" and just did not give AF. He'd introduce himself as Tripod because "I've got three legs if you know what I mean!" Smart, funny, and nice. That dude pulled chicks like nobody's business.

    • @Authorrlee
      @Authorrlee 3 месяца назад +25

      The shortest men I have been with, have hands down been the best at the saucier activities of our relationship 😍😳

    • @Ennuisprinkles
      @Ennuisprinkles 3 месяца назад +18

      I’ve never cared about men being short but without fail they have always shot themselves in the foot by being so obsessed with the topic and often being quite nasty about it.

    • @tazhienunurbusinezz1703
      @tazhienunurbusinezz1703 3 месяца назад +16

      ​@Authorrlee Facts. I prefer short guys because I'm fairly short & when you are engaging in activities standing up everything fits together much better. I had an ex that was 6 ft 3 & it was kind of unsatisfying to make out unless we were sitting or laying down. My neck would either be really uncomfortable & you couldn't hit the right spots when you press together. Like I said just unsatisfying imo. I don't really want anyone more than about 5 inches taller than me & I'm 5 ft 4. 5 inches taller is the max not the ideal for me though. Within 2-3 inches plus or minus is the ideal. I absolutely refuse to date a short guy who is angry about his height though cuz eventually he WILL make that my problem somehow & that's a nope from me.

    • @ebbyc1817
      @ebbyc1817 3 месяца назад +3

      I feel this is more the case for women who are not tall, if you're well over average height it's more difficult than if the guy is only 2-5 inches shorter than you are.

  • @dimestorepoet
    @dimestorepoet 3 месяца назад +50

    Josh Johnson- the hero we don't deserve but the hero we are lucky enough to have

  • @Christina-Claire
    @Christina-Claire 3 месяца назад +141

    I can hear the million subscribers ❤

  • @user-en7ox9nz1v
    @user-en7ox9nz1v 3 месяца назад +131

    Josh... I am one of your senior fans, no, no, not in high school, but in LIFE. I know your fan base is mostly young people, but don't think you're not entertaining as hell to old people too. You are my youtube clickbait. If I see JJ, I have got to click because I can count on you to slay. Thank you!!!

    • @queenreg7
      @queenreg7 3 месяца назад +10

      Another “old” person agrees. Love me some Josh and his comedy!

    • @emtpet
      @emtpet 3 месяца назад +10

      Same here! I saw 👀 Boomers added. So I say….Gen X in the house!

    • @vbggnana1386
      @vbggnana1386 3 месяца назад +6

      Me too!

    • @Jain1906
      @Jain1906 3 месяца назад +4

      #BoomersForJosh!

    • @queenreg7
      @queenreg7 2 месяца назад +4

      @@emtpet yes to GenX!

  • @bethlove6339
    @bethlove6339 3 месяца назад +242

    I have no idea how you keep coming up with new material, obviously you find a great deal of humor in everyday life, but it is still astounding! You bring so much joy to my heart!!! Thank you.

    • @peytongonavy
      @peytongonavy 3 месяца назад +12

      I don't want to presume too much, but I think it's both hard and easy. Josh makes it look easy, and when you love what you do, then it is. But the hard part is just being THAT observant, present, reflective, mindful, demure....

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh 3 месяца назад +1

      good pfp

    • @BOOMNERD51
      @BOOMNERD51 3 месяца назад +3

      You can't end your membership here. 💯 percent true!! I feel like I bought into a timeshare!! 👎 Josh is always on the pulse!

    • @goodasgoing
      @goodasgoing 3 месяца назад

      "demure" is already over. Please stop​@@peytongonavy

  • @grimreaper3330
    @grimreaper3330 3 месяца назад +14

    How is nobody talking about joshes biceps in this Grey hoodie bro? I've watching this man's for SO long past year or so his GAINS OUTA CONTROL

  • @CarlyndraTM
    @CarlyndraTM 3 месяца назад +80

    I live for whenever the editor zooms in for emphasis

    • @Triplemother
      @Triplemother 3 месяца назад +1

      Me too! It stands out nicely

  • @jovanreid6782
    @jovanreid6782 3 месяца назад +61

    I see a new Josh Johnson upload, I click the LIKE button automatically, because I already know.

    • @TheClairemyst
      @TheClairemyst 3 месяца назад

      IKR? I even stop whatever I am doing grab my coffee n zen out with laughter. He is doing a Public Service 🎉🎉😅

  • @BhavyaAndrea
    @BhavyaAndrea 3 месяца назад +331

    Warning! 😁Laughter is guaranteed (during and after the show) do not eat or drink during a Josh Johnson episode😂😂 His expressions are priceless ❤

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 3 месяца назад +16

      Learned my lesson. Now I put Josh on while I prep and cook so I can eat on the comedown

    • @BhavyaAndrea
      @BhavyaAndrea 3 месяца назад +8

      @ I know I know!😂🤣

    • @restezlameme
      @restezlameme 3 месяца назад +16

      DUDE FOR REAL
      I almost choked on my sandwich at "my dear Jebediah" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jenniferrandolph4115
      @jenniferrandolph4115 3 месяца назад +8

      When I share his routines I always give a "disclaimer" not to eat or drink while watching.😉💜

    • @BhavyaAndrea
      @BhavyaAndrea 3 месяца назад +2

      @ 😂 “disclaimer” - that’s good!

  • @finally_dorian
    @finally_dorian 3 месяца назад +34

    16:37 ma'am in the audience is having a vivid flashback/lucid daydream or something. She is weakenéd behind Jebediah 😭🤣

    • @queenreg7
      @queenreg7 3 месяца назад +4

      Jedidiah and Magnolia are hilarious.

  • @demial4
    @demial4 3 месяца назад +67

    my husband experienced this during covid when the gym was shut down. no one could argue they earned money with the whole chain of gyms was closed.

  • @Maxwellkeyz
    @Maxwellkeyz 3 месяца назад +40

    The laughs I needed after a very long day. I truly look forward to each one of his sets each week. Thank you Josh for being a light. You deserve all the flowers 💐

  • @jenniferellis2275
    @jenniferellis2275 3 месяца назад +60

    The hoodies!

  • @rapperfreakquency
    @rapperfreakquency 3 месяца назад +23

    Josh' superhero name gotta be Perspective Man because he really puts things into perspective!

  • @shalkonon013
    @shalkonon013 3 месяца назад +100

    Josh Johnson is too funny to not be shared with the world. He is a national treasure and must be protected.

    • @stitcherywitchery8611
      @stitcherywitchery8611 3 месяца назад +4

      At all costs!

    • @fimoqueen
      @fimoqueen 2 месяца назад

      Calm down

    • @shalkonon013
      @shalkonon013 2 месяца назад +1

      @@fimoqueen YOU CALM DOWN! Can you not tell how perfectly calm I am being!!! /s

  • @matthewlangfield9816
    @matthewlangfield9816 3 месяца назад +19

    I can't tell if Josh is the hardest working man in comedy or the material comes to him so naturally that he ain't even breaking a sweat. Love your work man, you make me laugh even on the roughest days.

    • @romanval69
      @romanval69 3 месяца назад

      Yeah he delivers with ease, kind of reminds me of Dave Chappell.

  • @kerriniemi
    @kerriniemi 3 месяца назад +75

    Josh is healing with laughter! ❤😊

    • @daisyabyaru9311
      @daisyabyaru9311 3 месяца назад +1

      He needs to come with a disclaimer though...like clockwork, I nurse aching sides EVERY time I watch him

  • @AlizMari23
    @AlizMari23 3 месяца назад +25

    I'm fucking dying over the civil war letter from Jebediah 😂😅😅😅😂😂😂

  • @KaraNodrik
    @KaraNodrik 3 месяца назад +103

    He is relatable even though I am a woman from Europe! That's a talent!!!

    • @shara-la8629
      @shara-la8629 3 месяца назад +7

      Totally irrelevant (I am woman from Europe as well) Funny is funny, style is style, cute is cute.... regardless of geography.

    • @Annajetady
      @Annajetady 3 месяца назад +2

      Which country? I would to see him in Europe.

  • @Julie-l1s2n
    @Julie-l1s2n Месяц назад +3

    Just found him not long ago and today I've watched three of his videos so far and found him to be my favorite comedian. He not once had to cuss to make his jokes hilarious 😂😆. Thanks for making me laugh without burning my ears 🤣😂 he's so funny that I had to subscribe.

  • @professorjackalope
    @professorjackalope 3 месяца назад +72

    Once again Josh cuts through the static and illuminates us in a peerless way! Like no other! Too nice for gas station flowers.

  • @user-ln3bd9gz5v
    @user-ln3bd9gz5v 2 месяца назад +12

    It’s easier to cancel a form of payment than to cancel a subscription!

  • @ThestuffthatSaralikes
    @ThestuffthatSaralikes 3 месяца назад +92

    Happy Tuesday!! I was in the preshow chat and Josh actually responded to me… TWICE. I completely geeked out… thank god my family just expects these random outbursts now. Edit: lmao!! bravo!!! Great set!

    • @Gryphon999
      @Gryphon999 3 месяца назад +7

      You're ADORABLE

    • @Authorrlee
      @Authorrlee 3 месяца назад +1

      That’s fun!!
      And I hope it made your day ☺️

  • @dictyop7era
    @dictyop7era 3 месяца назад +21

    hell yes, i'm so excited that you're coming to asheville! its a pick-me-up after all the healing our region is going through after the storm. getting tickets the second presale starts!!

  • @ganbaroteam6547
    @ganbaroteam6547 3 месяца назад +138

    Been avoiding the show by this name - happy to have Josh explain it to me 🌻

  • @epicjane
    @epicjane 3 месяца назад +15

    One thing is a fact. Your presence does light up every room you‘re in !😍

  • @katboss4886
    @katboss4886 3 месяца назад +55

    Makes Tuesday the best evening of the week!! Thank you Josh

  • @HeyItsJayHobson
    @HeyItsJayHobson 3 месяца назад +30

    6:57 Cancelling a gym membership should not be at the difficulty level of leaving the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

  • @Rhekon
    @Rhekon 3 месяца назад +30

    Josh played the long game with the jackets in the intro. Touché.

  • @gs4945
    @gs4945 3 месяца назад +13

    Josh Johnson clearly my favorite bot.... He keeps my attention better than almost all.

  • @yeukat
    @yeukat 3 месяца назад +36

    You’re by far my all-time favourite comedian! ❤

  • @Pyromaniac77777
    @Pyromaniac77777 3 месяца назад +13

    "Then they do the reveal, which is usually where things go awry. Because hard to get out of your own way, it's hard to change your nature. Especially in 9 days"
    Gold 👌
    Too true man

  • @katiebud
    @katiebud 3 месяца назад +42

    Love all the new content Josh, thank you for BEING

  • @auntkami
    @auntkami 3 месяца назад +11

    I guess I should be watching that show because I am already invested in the Magnolia and Jebediah relationship.

    • @eastvandb
      @eastvandb 3 месяца назад +2

      I really hope they make it through the war.

  • @realhiphopfan91
    @realhiphopfan91 3 месяца назад +32

    Josh is simply the Best!

  • @Jay-lt2ix
    @Jay-lt2ix 3 месяца назад +14

    Omg I was literally thinking you need a new outfit last video.
    So to see the intro 😂😂😂 has me dying

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 3 месяца назад +36

    HAPPY JOSHDAY MOFOS!! 💙

  • @gevushka
    @gevushka 2 месяца назад +5

    Josh is incredibly good, so intelligent and profound. What I like most is his ability to observe the mundane things with fresh eyes and in a very subtle way point at all the insane stuff which is happening in the world making you laugh along the way.

  • @beautyisanimate
    @beautyisanimate 3 месяца назад +23

    I love this opening

  • @Ryanneey
    @Ryanneey 3 месяца назад +5

    I once worked at a bank, and gym memberships were the freaking worst. People would call to place a stop on their gym membership, and then the gym would change the payment amount to bypass the stop. If they charged you a penny less, it will go through and is somehow legal.

  • @Gryphon999
    @Gryphon999 3 месяца назад +20

    Love all your work from RUclips to podcasts to TDS to (hopefully) Club Shay Shay

  • @cojack0927
    @cojack0927 3 месяца назад +16

    17:33 oh my, josh I do declare 😂😂😂

  • @janetmitchell4452
    @janetmitchell4452 3 месяца назад +15

    So glad you are going to Ashville. My youngest lives there and is excited about seeing you in person.

  • @moniandshawni
    @moniandshawni 3 месяца назад +10

    It’s so crazy how it felt like the show had just started then I see I’m already 8 min in now I’m like noooooooo only 15 min remaining. I’m seeing the end of the vid coming and dreading it. Love this guy so much. Should I really couldn’t even tell it had been 8 min, that’s how you know some one has your undivided attention

    • @JasonAbraham-u1n
      @JasonAbraham-u1n 3 месяца назад

      Lol yooooooo I'm literally 8 min and felt the same way hahahaha

  • @gregorysmith3209
    @gregorysmith3209 3 месяца назад +21

    Always a good Tuesday 🧘🏾‍♂️✨🔥👌🏾💯

  • @TheSaysaywhat
    @TheSaysaywhat 3 месяца назад +8

    EXACTLY!!!!!!! The gym membership.. my god. Perfectly composed thank you!!

  • @Wickedlittlesimr
    @Wickedlittlesimr 3 месяца назад +15

    I literally was thinking today how great my life would be if Josh made a video about Love is blind, here we are

  • @normaowens7569
    @normaowens7569 3 месяца назад +8

    I'm so so glad I came across you several years ago. I look forward to every set you do and Tuesdays are my favorite now.

  • @sharonparrish3029
    @sharonparrish3029 3 месяца назад +12

    I love your delivery. You are so funny. Thank you. We need this so badly. !❤

  • @rainbowdemon5033
    @rainbowdemon5033 Месяц назад +3

    Magnolia and Jedediah were done perfectly 😂😂

  • @bnicole_
    @bnicole_ 3 месяца назад +13

    I'm so excited to see you at the HTX stop on The Flowers Tour!

  • @ashcraft555
    @ashcraft555 3 месяца назад +69

    I like the idea of a short king season! It would be nice if they had some people on who weren't conventionally attractive. Even if just someone who had a zit one time or who hasn't been able to get veneers. They're not really putting the premise to the test when everyone is gorgeous. I want to see the season with some fat people, some nerdy-looking folks, etc. I think that would be a lot more interesting.

    • @dahliaherrod4301
      @dahliaherrod4301 3 месяца назад +11

      They've done it before and people got left in the meetup. It was sad

    • @ashcraft555
      @ashcraft555 3 месяца назад +1

      @@dahliaherrod4301 What season was that? I haven't watched them all so I didn't see that.

    • @dahliaherrod4301
      @dahliaherrod4301 3 месяца назад +6

      @@ashcraft555 It was on Brazil. I think season 1. There was a plus size girl who matched with a boxer. He saw her, damn near hyperventilated, and dropped her the same day. I felt so bad for her. Another guy dropped his girl later in the season for the same reason

  • @Amy-lf5kn
    @Amy-lf5kn 3 месяца назад +32

    Hello. Thank you for the comedy. (I miss the podcast, looking forward to listening soon.🤞)

  • @dvezha
    @dvezha 3 месяца назад +22

    OMG, SAVANNAH!!! THANK YOU!!! I’ve been begging and fearful that it’s too tiny of a city. This has absolutely made my night. 🙏♥️🙏

  • @teeahrahahnet
    @teeahrahahnet 2 месяца назад +8

    7:21 Literally had to send a letter via certified mail to cancel my membership AND I had to make up a medical condition to avoid cancelation fees 🙃

    • @Big_homielander
      @Big_homielander 4 дня назад

      Oh no, I would just let American Express fight that one for me. 😂

  • @mssharon9442
    @mssharon9442 3 месяца назад +16

    Detroit is in house! Hello 👋🏾 everyone!

  • @bmouree
    @bmouree 3 месяца назад +22

    0:47 I just finished Smile 2, I didn't need all et!

  • @warriormamma8098
    @warriormamma8098 3 месяца назад +23

    My eldest daughter had a nervous breakdown when she began college. She had moved away from rural to city, got a new job, new school. Ended up having to quit both & begin therapy and meds for anxiety & depression & ADHD. Her gym after one month sd she could not cancel or have a refund or stop auto draft monthly payments?! She was like I HAVE NO JOB! Her psychiatrist ended up writing a letter & sending it certified mail to get them to stand down. I sd if it was me I would just change banks! Good luck getting auto draft from me. It would be easier too!

    • @datgrrl_official
      @datgrrl_official 3 месяца назад +3

      Implement a "stop payment" with your banking institution.
      Yes, it's that simple.

  • @RavenRedwood
    @RavenRedwood Месяц назад

    Congrats on 1M bro I just watched it happen. That's awesome 🤙

  • @Work2022-
    @Work2022- 3 месяца назад +10

    For you 💐💐🌻🌻🌼 Thank you for your brilliant humor!

    • @erinmac4750
      @erinmac4750 3 месяца назад

      I love that custom emoji with his sunflower face! Too fun!

  • @michaelmadcat
    @michaelmadcat 3 месяца назад +6

    I love seeing the South so well represented in those tour dates. My state of NC gets 3 shows!! We love ya Josh. 😀

  • @katboss4886
    @katboss4886 3 месяца назад +13

    Also, glad to everyone 👋

  • @torti65
    @torti65 3 месяца назад

    Josh Johnson born with the gift & mastering the craft! So thankful!

  • @Vanessa-uo6lt
    @Vanessa-uo6lt 3 месяца назад +10

    My favorite RUclips channel lately!

  • @mothslanding0324
    @mothslanding0324 Месяц назад +1

    as someone named magnolia WHO IN A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP- the way my HEAD WHIPPED AROUND …😭🤣

  • @carpooltonal
    @carpooltonal 3 месяца назад +32

    3 hours till showtime, Im already here cuz in excited.

  • @ExiledGobbo
    @ExiledGobbo 2 месяца назад +2

    Straight up called my bank and had them mark it as fraudulent charges and replaced my card because my gym kept not canceling my membership despite me jumping through their hoops for a month and a half. After sending over proof I even got some of my money back

  • @Ivy_Burke
    @Ivy_Burke 2 месяца назад +5

    Have I *ever* seen Love is Blind? No. Do I know anything about it? No.
    ...am I sat for Josh's set?
    Of course. 😂

  • @erinmac4750
    @erinmac4750 3 месяца назад +7

    Love the intro! Your hoodies are iconic! 💐
    I can't wait for tickets to be ready for SF, although it'll be a rush to get them. Feel free to add Sacramento, bunches of fans in this metro area, as well.
    Thanks for double doses each week. You are the hardest working, most creative comedian atound right now. You deserve all the flowers! 💐🌻💐🌻💐💜✊

  • @CarolMiller-qu9te
    @CarolMiller-qu9te 3 месяца назад +31

    Your work on this is so clear!

  • @localqueer-here
    @localqueer-here 3 месяца назад +6

    Sick opening shot, love that you included getting into uniform

  • @THELYRICALTMAN
    @THELYRICALTMAN 3 месяца назад +5

    Bro I've been watching you since Clan Ribs and bumping into the old blind black ma, YOU DESERVE THESE FLOWERS MY DUDE!!!!

  • @vincentmarshall7662
    @vincentmarshall7662 3 месяца назад +2

    That love letter was hilarious!! I'm crying real tears over here!! 😂😂