@Peter Evans nah the original commenter is right. When you are around people who dont have the self respect to act properly in public or dress themselves you can consider yourself different from then. You might be there for the same reason yes, but the way you act while you are there makes you different.
@@noneyabusiness1161 Even with Dementia. i haven't stepped foot since the black CEO OF SAMS CLUB TOLD US SHE DIDN'T WANT OUR BUSINESS. What's up NUNYA ALREADY TAKEN? LOL
I went to a Walmart after midnight in the middle of nowhere (somewhere in the middle of Iowa) on my return trip from Wyoming a few years back. OMG! Larry is absolutely right. It was like a freak show in there...and to think that these folks might actually vote!
"I ain't gettin' a flu shot at Walmart's. Dadgum, normally I have to get vaccinated 'fore I go in there!" Larry was over underrated. Very funny guy. And had the truth makes it funnier thing down cold.
@@ellenbacklin he appears to be. No fatal wounds, no broken limbs, a little over weight but not to shabby, doesn't appear to be suffering and hardcore addiction... But that's hard to say. Mentally he's a funny man like Robin Williams so ya never know he could be sad beyond his jokes.
I seen a guy inside a Walmart, back around '98 this was, forcin' a bowel movement squatted in a shopping cart back in the corner of the sporting goods dept. He looks at me and just grins. No horror movie has ever tore me up like that sight did.
@@blueticecho5690 Really! I didn’t know that.. It does sound like one of his lines now that you say that. I should at least know who I’m stealing from I guess.
I did pull a rib muscle laughing about the dude in a hazmat suit collecting those nasty shopping cards. George that was so damn funny about the guy making a dookey in the shopping cards. Im still giggling.
I love you thank you Larry for keeping us normal we see what you see and it is hysterical I work at a motel and I'm laughing my butt off everyday thank you for your sense of humor
3:23 funny how you mention that... I used to be an inventory manager at Walmart (basically a backroom auditor who also set up carts for the stockers.) During my first month while working there I found a box of pop tarts that was over 3 years expired. The main manager of the warehouse told me to put it on a cart to get it on the floor. I mentioned that to the store manager, he told me the same thing. They really don't care.
I made the mistake of getting an eye exam at Walmart once here in Atlanta. The "doctor" told me I had yellowing in my eyes because of my age. I went to a real doctor and he laughed about her diagnosis. He said he couldn't see anything wrong with my eyes.
You do realize an optometrist is a doctor and at Walmart is the same type you went to elsewhere and actually might have noticed something someone else did not right? You have to be licensed with the state, take the hippocratic oath, and your registered to a web board that spans the entire country. You can actually be disbarred from practice by failing to live up to your responsibility. The only thing an optometrist can't do is eye surgery. I'd personally get my liver enzymes checked and you would know for certain if said doctor noticed the beginning stages of jaundice; stemming from a fatty liver, cirrhosis or hepatitis, all which turn the eyes yellow. 8 year college degree. I'd try to trust a true professional and offer a bit of respect, unless you rank above them in both accolades and merit but by the sound of it, you don't.
I was at Walmart one night waiting for a prescription to be filled. People started walking by that appeared a little on the unusual side. More so than usual. Weird hair cuts, a really heavily tattooed skinny guy with an extra fat girlfriend. One guy’s head was mounted on a neck that was so curved forward that his head sat out about 6 inches further forward than what would be the normal position. I could hardly wait to get home to tell my wife about the People of Walmart. As I exited the building and looked out into the parking lot there was a fleet of travel trailers and Carnival rides. I guess the Circus was in town or at least the modern equivalent. 😁
Ever since COVID every Walmart in our town closes at 10 pm. I used to go there at 4 am on Sunday mornings and everything was stocked and I would buy clothes for the year and not wait for the changing rooms. Now. I gotta wait
"The doctor at Walmart gave a guy three months to live. He got hired as the greeter at Walmart after that" should be followed with: Longest three months of that guy's life! You missed that opportunity, Larry!
I thought the doctor joke was going to be the Henny Youngman joke, “I went to the doctor. He said I had six monthto live. I told him I couldn’t pay him. He gave me six more months.”
I work at Wally World, and yes, I laughed. Most of the bits were over exaggerated, but they were still funny. Not all Walmarts are the same either. Our store struggles a bit, but we've had to deploy to other neighboring stores, and, I just wonder, "how do they stay profitable? How is this store still standing, let alone open?".
Ridiculous. The Walton family founded and still controls Walmart. FoxNews has you believing George Soros is behind every corner, meanwhile, Jeff Bezos, Koch Bros, and Jeff Zuckerberg are the ones really pulling strings behind the scenes.
You can always get good customer service at Wal-Mart in self-checkout. I see people not scanning everything they get. Half off the grocery bill every time
Walmart should pay more cashiers. Self checkout people provide Walmart with unpaid labor. I am glad to hear that they pay themselves with unscanned merchandise.
Would you get a flu shot done at Walmart?!👀
Only if it is spelled FLUSH OUT
Only if you pay me🤣
Sure , why not ?
just got both covid shots & a flu shot at wal-mart & doing just fine
@@billybob-ro6qf same here, just fine thank you .
He's right about the self-esteem. A stroll through Walmart and I realize that there are lots of people more screwed up than I am.
@Peter Evans nah the original commenter is right. When you are around people who dont have the self respect to act properly in public or dress themselves you can consider yourself different from then. You might be there for the same reason yes, but the way you act while you are there makes you different.
@Peter Evans the greeter at Walmart is the most intelligent person there
I don't have the proper Couture to shop there
@@noneyabusiness1161 Even with Dementia. i haven't stepped foot since the black CEO OF SAMS CLUB TOLD US SHE DIDN'T WANT OUR BUSINESS. What's up NUNYA ALREADY TAKEN? LOL
@@davidwitenstein5276 what difference does it make what color the CEO of Sam's club is?
"did you ever care about anything in your life -your hired" lol
My hired? Are you giving it to me?
Every thing is dead on. My department store in Reno closes at 10pm. AND it's a freak show as soon as the sun goes down.
Dude has his character down.... Reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield a little bit in that, between the jokes and the character they play, just awesome!
Walmart is giving away free frozon turkeys this season to anyone that can out run security.
Funny thing, they actually are giving free turkeys if you got the Ibotta app. Lol. No lie.
Yeah I'm going there right after Nordstrom and Gucci
You don't have to run . All you have to do is walk fast & they wont take the time to look at you .
Im not falling for that again 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of my favorites of the Walmart jokes is about riding the horse and the manager at Walmart came out and unplugged the horsie ride.
That's meijer
@@rayzor1694 used to be walmart. They had all kinds of cool rides
I went to a Walmart after midnight in the middle of nowhere (somewhere in the middle of Iowa) on my return trip from Wyoming a few years back. OMG! Larry is absolutely right. It was like a freak show in there...and to think that these folks might actually vote!
They probably got to vote more than once.
I doubt any of them know how to mark an x.
or reproduce.......
So the MAGA cult are zombies that shop after mid-night, right...?
The poorly educated are trump's favorite breed, you know they gonna vote.
Even if someone has to help them do it.
I Love This Whole Segment of Larry the Cable Guy. It's a good one.
Larry the Cable Guy is spot on when it comes to Walmart
You 👀 EVERYTHING at WACKY WORLD
LMAO
Perfectly put!!!!
He fits the profile of a Wal-Mart customer.
He actually made me laugh, you can tell he's been working on his comedy.
To be honest he kinda some some of this from Rodney Carringtons Walmart bit
Larry is one of the funniest comedians America ever produced. The haircut bit is so true !
"I ain't gettin' a flu shot at Walmart's. Dadgum, normally I have to get vaccinated 'fore I go in there!"
Larry was over underrated. Very funny guy. And had the truth makes it funnier thing down cold.
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There are so many deals flyin' around at Walmart, even the customers are in on the action. I saw this lady on a scooter and her pants were half off!
They don’t wait until midnight for the crazies to come out anymore.
It's no longer a gremlin's situation then 😂
Like White Castle after dark
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
GOTTA LOVE OL LARRY...I miss this guy haven't seen him in a while....
I haven't heard or seen this guy in a long time but he is extremely funny. A great comedian.
So Dave Chappelle hates white people? Watch him Punk Out Like a Coward here: ruclips.net/video/iyT4w6l-xcs/видео.html
Been a while since I've seen him perform. It's great to see he is doing well
Is he okay?
@@ellenbacklin he appears to be. No fatal wounds, no broken limbs, a little over weight but not to shabby, doesn't appear to be suffering and hardcore addiction... But that's hard to say. Mentally he's a funny man like Robin Williams so ya never know he could be sad beyond his jokes.
Dan Whitney is a multi-millionaire, he's doing just fine. lol
Kim - Did you see him? Of course he's not Ok.... he's pregnant. 😢 With quadruplets.
"If ya'll want to go down to Walmart,now might be the best time"-Larry The Cable Guy
He's one of my favorites. I don't laugh much, but when I watch Larry I can't stop laughing.
I seen a guy inside a Walmart, back around '98 this was, forcin' a bowel movement squatted in a shopping cart back in the corner of the sporting goods dept. He looks at me and just grins. No horror movie has ever tore me up like that sight did.
"you seen a guy"?? LOL
Hilarious!! one of his all time best!! and you know what--NO F bombs.. thanks Larry!!
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Yes, just fat- and poor people-shaming! So much fun.
The word Fuck is a legitimate word. Maybe you should get therapy to dial down your jeebus inspired language censorship.
@@thewirah1 Thank God they've got a sense of humour, you dont!
Larry worked on making his show more family friendly once his kids started watching.
Walmart doesn't have doctors. that was the janitor
LMAO, one person to do all the jobs 😂
@@OfficialLaughSociety Is that why it's always so hard to get a checker up front?
I went to that same Doctor! He gave me a month to live. When he found out I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me another month.
@@jakesimpson4619 You are correct!
@@leebarnhart831 Nope this line belongs to Henny Youngman.
@@blueticecho5690 Really! I didn’t know that.. It does sound like one of his lines now that you say that. I should at least know who I’m stealing from I guess.
@@leebarnhart831 : Yeah, that's a Henny Youngman joke. 😊
(Also, not that it really matters, but it's _six_ months, not one.)
@@Milesco Thank you Captain.
Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys? Aisle B, back!
I did pull a rib muscle laughing about the dude in a hazmat suit collecting those nasty shopping cards. George that was so damn funny about the guy making a dookey in the shopping cards. Im still giggling.
After midnight they are gonna let it all hang out! Lol As the song 🎵 says! Lol Walmart is definitely day or night a cultural experience! Lol 🤔❤🇺🇸🎵
I didn't belive in zombies till I went to walmart after midnight near Christmas.
Walmart might be patient 0?😂 Make sure to check out the other comdians we have that you might like!
Larry is an absolute legend.
One of the funniest people on earth ,I don't care what you say.
I love you thank you Larry for keeping us normal we see what you see and it is hysterical I work at a motel and I'm laughing my butt off everyday thank you for your sense of humor
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This man is a comedy genius.
So am i
75% off self esteem 😂😂
It's a great deal!!!!!
3:23 funny how you mention that... I used to be an inventory manager at Walmart (basically a backroom auditor who also set up carts for the stockers.) During my first month while working there I found a box of pop tarts that was over 3 years expired. The main manager of the warehouse told me to put it on a cart to get it on the floor. I mentioned that to the store manager, he told me the same thing. They really don't care.
Actually, Pop Tarts improve with age. Like fine wine.
Go to walmart and buy a SHOVEL, DUCT TAPE AND ROPE and not one single person nor the cashier thinks anything about it 🤣
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I made the mistake of getting an eye exam at Walmart once here in Atlanta. The "doctor" told me I had yellowing in my eyes because of my age. I went to a real doctor and he laughed about her diagnosis. He said he couldn't see anything wrong with my eyes.
You do realize an optometrist is a doctor and at Walmart is the same type you went to elsewhere and actually might have noticed something someone else did not right?
You have to be licensed with the state, take the hippocratic oath, and your registered to a web board that spans the entire country.
You can actually be disbarred from practice by failing to live up to your responsibility.
The only thing an optometrist can't do is eye surgery.
I'd personally get my liver enzymes checked and you would know for certain if said doctor noticed the beginning stages of jaundice; stemming from a fatty liver, cirrhosis or hepatitis, all which turn the eyes yellow.
8 year college degree. I'd try to trust a true professional and offer a bit of respect, unless you rank above them in both accolades and merit but by the sound of it, you don't.
That's cuz he got his glasses at Walmart too! 😂
That's cuz he got his glasses at Walmart too! 😂
Sounds. Confusing to. Me. Ask Larry. Why is. Is there so many. Walmart when you can only go to one @ a time ???? He will get a laugh @ that. One. Lol
I remember the first time I listened to a cd of Larry Cable Guy about 16 yrs. ago,bout busted a gut laughing.
He couldn't pay, the gave him 6 more months to live. LOL
larry said it first.
That's why Larry is always there after midnight - he's part of the circus.
Love it Larry it's funny because most of it true.
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It's all true
I work for Walmart and this is funny as hell
Does yours have the parking lot pool? One in NJ has a pool, what time the first crash will occur
Because it so true
God I needed a good laugh today...still chuckling...thank you...
Glad you enjoyed it
Great Clean Humor !!!...Thanks Larry and God Bless You and Yours Always !!!
Cashiers overdosing on drugs and alcohol and showing up at Walmart high strung out and air headed!❤😂🎉😅😊!
I was at Walmart one night waiting for a prescription to be filled. People started walking by that appeared a little on the unusual side.
More so than usual. Weird hair cuts, a really heavily tattooed skinny guy with an extra fat girlfriend. One guy’s head was mounted on a neck that was so curved forward that his head sat out about 6 inches further forward than what would be the normal position. I could hardly wait to get home to tell my wife about the People of Walmart. As I exited the building and looked out into the parking lot there was a fleet of travel trailers and Carnival rides. I guess the Circus was in town or at least the modern equivalent. 😁
Larry would fit right in at any WalMart. He might have to dress up a bit though
You mean dress down don't you?
@@donalddoty5768 Nobody wants to see that!
I haven’t laughed that hard in so long
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He brings out the good side of Walmart, don't shop there, I like supporting the local market and home town businesses 👍🇺🇲.
Lmao always all time top 3
Larry the cable guy is funny as hell. This clip had me rolling 🤣
Guy shops for shovels, duct tape, gloves, at 3 am. And no one blinks an eye. Seen it over and over on m-rder mysteries.
The cashiers are trained to ask, "Would you like bleach with that, sir?"
@@geraldfrost4710 That's actually pretty funny😁
You all laugh about this bit Larry does about Walmart, the funny part is it’s all true.
Ab o so lute ly!!!!!! Hahaha , indeed,agreed!!! At least at the one by us!?... Larry is on point, on this one!!!
Except for the customer service part. I've only had one bad experience. Ironically, it was with the guy that worked in the DVD department...LOL
Larry's going to have to start wearing a wooden whiskey barrel if he doesn't lay back from all those ribs and chicken 🍗
🤣
Cable Guy has not been missing any of his meals. 😊
Classic Walmart routine - love the "meth lab at a Ginger Bread House"
After midnight? I see all this shit in the middle of the day. No need to wait for dark.
Do they still run 24/7. ??? I mean. Open. ? Oops. ?? Larry. Does. Make. You think. If your. Jud mat. Is rite. Bout. Walllll. Mart. Lol
did you ever work on car no your hired today you'll be in the automotive department LOL
The haircut part is very true lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Luv you Larry . You crack me up
Have you seen any other comedians which we have?
@@OfficialLaughSociety - i literally just found you folks; you been up long?
That’s totally inaccurate, it’s more like “are ya willing to get pushed around for money”
Person: “yes”
Your hired
For sure thing too lol 😂
Wal-mart is saying were going to sue him OH wait he's telling the truth.
Larry's Walmart routine is pretty good. 😁
It sure is!
I had not see Larry the Cable Guy since the mid 2000s. What a nice surprise YT. This is real comedy!
Hahahaha 😁 I sure needed this after a very bad day . . . thanks! 🙂
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Love Larry… makes me laugh my butt off.
is his new catch phrase "holy smokes"? jeeze. do a shot each time he says it.
Still Funny: "I don't care who ya are!"
Ever since COVID every Walmart in our town closes at 10 pm. I used to go there at 4 am on Sunday mornings and everything was stocked and I would buy clothes for the year and not wait for the changing rooms. Now. I gotta wait
LOL. I mean it ... I laughed out loud.
Most definitely a funny dude.👍😂
Omfg I never laughed so hard, it’s even harder when momma is sleeping next to ya
.........🤦🏼♀️😹
The doctor at Walmart gave me three months to live … but they let me buy my new TV on lay away with five months to pay.
I remember the Wal-Mart near me was 24 hours, and we went in around 2 or 3AM one time. Place was hoppin! You thought it was the middle of the day!
Gotta love Larry!
Walmart after midnight is a totally different culture...
"The doctor at Walmart gave a guy three months to live. He got hired as the greeter at Walmart after that" should be followed with: Longest three months of that guy's life!
You missed that opportunity, Larry!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought the doctor joke was going to be the Henny Youngman joke, “I went to the doctor. He said I had six monthto live. I told him I couldn’t pay him. He gave me six more months.”
My kids, as teenagers, use to play Walmart hide in seek after midnight!!!! True story🤣
Thank you Larry I needed that.
Hahahahaha and I love Walmart too!!!! Omg Larry kills me!!!!!
Hello Jessica how are you doing over there?
He’s hilarious
😂😂😂😂😂
I work at Wally World, and yes, I laughed. Most of the bits were over exaggerated, but they were still funny. Not all Walmarts are the same either. Our store struggles a bit, but we've had to deploy to other neighboring stores, and, I just wonder, "how do they stay profitable? How is this store still standing, let alone open?".
A lot of my family and friends have boycotted Walmart.....CHILD TRAFFICKING TUNNELS...If ya know ya know...
Killary and Soros own Walmart, home Depot, Target.....shop locally owned stores
@@SoldierForGod777 either prove they exist or shut up. I have seen NO tunnels at my Wal-Mart.
Ridiculous. The Walton family founded and still controls Walmart. FoxNews has you believing George Soros is behind every corner, meanwhile, Jeff Bezos, Koch Bros, and Jeff Zuckerberg are the ones really pulling strings behind the scenes.
He lifted the protection plan joke from John Pinette. Pinette was doing that joke back in the 90's. Though his was about a toaster.
You can always get good customer service at Wal-Mart in self-checkout. I see people not scanning everything they get. Half off the grocery bill every time
Walmart should pay more cashiers. Self checkout people provide Walmart with unpaid labor. I am glad to hear that they pay themselves with unscanned merchandise.
The doctor checked me out ,or maybe it was the janitor?? ,lmao
Good stuff
At the Wal-Mart in Hinesville, GA, the circus starts before midnight.
His being in there after midnight proves its a freak show.
OMG he kills me LMAO
I love to go to Walmart on Trash Stamp Tuesdays.
I laughed soo hard, my stomach hurts 😂
Damn, that was funny.
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Good shit and a Thumbs Up ! Get- er- done !
I NEVER go to Walmart....a few days ago I had no choice....I was reminded again why I NEVER go. 😬
His impression of the hiring process is accurate that’s what they asked me lol no joke
Damn, he's got Walmart pegged!
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@@OfficialLaughSociety I watched em all! GIT ER DONE!!
Can’t believe it clean humor
Walmart isn't open after midnight any more
Haahahaha...I work at Walmart and I can tell you everything he said is true.
looks like you don't work there anymore lol
Guy is hilarious!!
Literally LOL!! Funny!!