Love this guy, lol! I was sitting on an outdoor toilet, when I was 16, at my girlfriends house! She had a huge country family, something like 12 kids in the family with spouses, all guitar playing and singing on the porch, when I walked out to the outhouse, sit down, dropped the first one and got stung by a wasp on my butt! I fell out of that outhouse on my face, about 20 yards in front off my girlfriends entire family, pants down around my ankles, screaming like a little girl. Took a while for the family to stop rolling on the ground laughing! Glad I was able to entertain them, lol!
@@pauldegregorio6432 Lol, I was lucky and given no nickname! I almost married the girl but she called it off just before I shipped out overseas. Good thing too! A few months later I met my Soulmate and on June 16, 2023, in about two months, we will celebrate our 50th Wedding Anniversary! God is GOOD!
dang it that hurt. Had me laughing so hard my whole body and back went into spasm. Dang you Larry, we need to put a warning label on you. Twig and berries went MMA.... Holy crap.
*True story,* all the restrooms in our circa 2005 office building had those power flush toilets up until about 6 months ago. Late one Friday afternoon, one of those toilets in the first floor men's room exploded. The toilet was in a thousand pieces, some of which were embedded into the walls, and water was spraying everywhere. Had someone been using it, they would've been seriously hurt or even killed. Needless to say, every power flush toilet was replaced over the following week. Apparently, those toilets have an internal pressure tank that is subject to weakening over time. When that tank finally ruptures, it's a significant amount of explosive force.
Omg!!! I can't breathe!!! That's the funniest thing I have ever heard in a long time! I cried because I was laughing so hard! My Son just died at child birth today so I needed this! God bless you Larry! 😂😂😂😂
Granpa went out jus like elvis Rippin at the roll like a rosary Clammering about,, bridge over troubled waters, with the vacum flush ah suckin him down
Im Australian and our toilets are different to American toilets. The main difference is the water level is much lower and the flush pressure is pretty powerful. I first noticed the difference when my wife and I went on a cruise ship and I needed to go to the toilet after a Mexican meal. I sat down and instantly teabagged myself. I thought what the hell? Those boys have never hung that low! The big problem also being what those two lads were swimming in. The next time I used one I was understandably hesitant and so I hovered above the bowl. I learnt fast. Gotta get your aim right. Don't even get me started on Spanish public toilets.
Lol, when I moved to Europe, it was hard for me to get used to their toilets. The flush hole to the front and your poop lies on a shelf, towards the back. Course, not as bad as the toilets the Muslims used at the factory I worked at. They had just a hole in the floor and a water hose, no toilet paper at all, and talk about stink!
@@johnscott2746 what scares me is the edumucated people that ain't got the common sense to understand bad grammar poor spelling ect.......I guess one has to be in edumucated to read typonease... unfortunately our school system don't teach common sense (fill free ta hav fund wit dat)
That just means she could be in her nineties. I have an aunt who is 102, and I am only 63. It just depends when she got married. It used to be a 20 year rule on average between the mother and oldest child but not usually now a days.
“His twig and berries went MMA on me” Bro, I was on the floor when he said that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
His humor is deceptively intelligent. I'd love to spend and hour talking to him. He's a comedy genius.
Just to good ✅
Great comments. I agree
He is so cool
Love this guy, lol! I was sitting on an outdoor toilet, when I was 16, at my girlfriends house! She had a huge country family, something like 12 kids in the family with spouses, all guitar playing and singing on the porch, when I walked out to the outhouse, sit down, dropped the first one and got stung by a wasp on my butt! I fell out of that outhouse on my face, about 20 yards in front off my girlfriends entire family, pants down around my ankles, screaming like a little girl. Took a while for the family to stop rolling on the ground laughing! Glad I was able to entertain them, lol!
What was the nickname you earned from that?😅
@@pauldegregorio6432 Lol, I was lucky and given no nickname! I almost married the girl but she called it off just before I shipped out overseas. Good thing too! A few months later I met my Soulmate and on June 16, 2023, in about two months, we will celebrate our 50th Wedding Anniversary! God is GOOD!
@Hello Kitteh Ever used an outdoor toilet in the summer? Filled with wasps and smell sooo good, lol!
@@c4tpatriotwhitfield647 So happy for you! That was a funny story! 😂
Now thats funny...
Gold. They should get the team back together.
THERE IS NO ONE AS FUNNY AS LARRY THESE DAYS! LOVE YOU LARRY!
Dave Chappelle, Katt Williams, Micky Flanagan,George Carlin,Gabriel Iglesias etc etc.........
@@gedjones5977 YEP! THEY ARE FUNNY TOO!
Joe Koy
He’s one of the best
🤣 🤣 🤣!!! This guy such a comedic genius
He has writers, but still he has to have the delivery right, and he does.
Seen him in Waco Texas with Bill Engvall in concert too. They and Jeff were my All Time Favorites from the Blue Collar Comedy’s tour 😊😂😊❤💙💜🥰
Still gotta love Larry. 🤣
I like his humor haha!
I love Larry!
dang it that hurt. Had me laughing so hard my whole body and back went into spasm. Dang you Larry, we need to put a warning label on you. Twig and berries went MMA.... Holy crap.
Larry is just lovable. 😄
I love his fart jokes!! He always cracks me up!!
I remember hearing the “walking farts” skit about his gram and just dying laughing- because my own grandma does exactly that!
Pretty woman farts
Heard him on the radio, he looks exactly how I imagined him!
Live in Reno, NV on May 4, 2023 - Grand Sierra Resort!
Love you Larry! Funny stuff 😂
*True story,* all the restrooms in our circa 2005 office building had those power flush toilets up until about 6 months ago. Late one Friday afternoon, one of those toilets in the first floor men's room exploded. The toilet was in a thousand pieces, some of which were embedded into the walls, and water was spraying everywhere. Had someone been using it, they would've been seriously hurt or even killed. Needless to say, every power flush toilet was replaced over the following week. Apparently, those toilets have an internal pressure tank that is subject to weakening over time. When that tank finally ruptures, it's a significant amount of explosive force.
Had a buddy of mine die on one of those....
Noympe
😅
Larry is so funny, everything he says is so humorous 😅😅
OMG 😱 Hysterical!!! 🤣🤣🤣
OMG Larry the cable guy is too funny.. he always gives me a good laugh when I'm down.
Sending love right back did you attend any show?
Mater of cars
I was laughing so hard at this little absurd I was losing my breath laughing so hard and had tears in my eyes it almost fell off the couch.
0:47 HE DID LORD I APOLOGIZE!!!!!
Hilarious 😂😂
Never trust a fart 😂
so true after 70 ty
I love his humor 😂
I watched this skit 100 times still entertaining
Brilliant
He made me spit my tea out! Liked to stra gled on it. But only Larry the cable guy. " Gitter Done"!!!
You had it? Just think how Grandpa's Twig and berries felt 😅an old grandpa😂. LOL always funny😊
Omg!!! I can't breathe!!! That's the funniest thing I have ever heard in a long time! I cried because I was laughing so hard! My Son just died at child birth today so I needed this! God bless you Larry! 😂😂😂😂
😢oh I am so very sorry for your loss. 🫂 💙
Lmfrao! "His twig and berries went mma on me!"
Love this video,"twig and berries go MMA.
Grampa's twig n berries. What a funny. Almost peed on myself.
Really was a true story.
Larry's absolutely the best 😂😂😂
Hilarious!
You are so funny.
Still laughing.
3:30 😂
Wow, love your videos Larry you are really funny 😅😅😅
Have myself a laugh 🤣😂thank u
3:09…..2023 dodgers…..lol
My favorite white man. Larry 😮😮😊😂
If you have never watched Health Inspector with him in it you should it's funny
Larry. You cracked me up.😊
Granpa went out jus like elvis
Rippin at the roll like a rosary
Clammering about,, bridge over troubled waters, with the vacum flush ah suckin him down
My god, I can't breathe. So so funny.
I saw him awesome non stop funny
And then she went and lit a cigarette, and blew herself rightbout ah the place😂grandpa wants too go out jus like elvis🎉🎉🎉
😂😂😂😂😂❤
Shoooooot! My dad was sitting on the pot when an earthquake hit LA in the 1970s!
So funny I laughed my socks off 😂 where can I find more of this funny man? So great 👍 thanks for letting me cry with laughing 🤣
What's funny is so many Men appalled, like they love FARTS😂 😅
My grandma did die on the toilet in my father's arms on his birthday. You could not write that.
For all of you that are just finding Larry the Cable Guy look up Blue Collar Comedy Tour
You’re right, Aaron. Best old school clean comedy. Competes well with Dry Bar.
Someone should animate this as Mater
The old lady over the road had two relatives who went into the toilet and never came out.
My uncle actually died on the toilet, I'm 74 and almost every time I go, I pray Lord don't let me die here like Uncle Manuel and Elvis.
My favorite white man. Larry 😮😮
wow Lary the cabel guy FARTED
Im Australian and our toilets are different to American toilets. The main difference is the water level is much lower and the flush pressure is pretty powerful. I first noticed the difference when my wife and I went on a cruise ship and I needed to go to the toilet after a Mexican meal. I sat down and instantly teabagged myself. I thought what the hell? Those boys have never hung that low! The big problem also being what those two lads were swimming in. The next time I used one I was understandably hesitant and so I hovered above the bowl. I learnt fast. Gotta get your aim right. Don't even get me started on Spanish public toilets.
Lol, when I moved to Europe, it was hard for me to get used to their toilets. The flush hole to the front and your poop lies on a shelf, towards the back. Course, not as bad as the toilets the Muslims used at the factory I worked at. They had just a hole in the floor and a water hose, no toilet paper at all, and talk about stink!
You're the best
Too funny.😂
My favorite white man. Larry
did anyone type in funny eastern comedian and found this?
🍀Get R done😎✌️
I feel like I need to buy some Deluth Pants.
Never trust a fart, as it’s just a turd honking for the right of way. Sometimes it just burns through the red light.
grand dad died Like Elvis
I hi fived him one time, that was cool
Lol
😆🤣🤣🤣
My grandpal did.
Why does he remind me of a tow truck?
I do believe Elvis died on the toilet. No wonder we call it the porcelain thrown since that's where the king passed.
throne bro. throw is when you chuck it from your arms or being tossed from vehicle, etc
@@tyh4297 thank God for the spell check police... you should get a reward.... your a true hero... thank you for your service
@@Grizz270 I hate the decline in literacy in this country. I tend to correct people too. Sorry if that ruins your day.
@@johnscott2746 what scares me is the edumucated people that ain't got the common sense to understand bad grammar poor spelling ect.......I guess one has to be in edumucated to read typonease... unfortunately our school system don't teach common sense (fill free ta hav fund wit dat)
@@Grizz270 lol. Actually I find sarcasm hilarious. To a point, that is. Have a good one!
Pass on the extra cheese on your pizza Larry
😂🤣😅😆!!!!!!!!!
i guess you had to be there
Mater
i'm at the age i resemble grandma's walking farts now! roflmbo! lol
He’s a great actor faking his accent 😮
It's all part of his act, along with his name too. It's not Larry, his real name is Dan Whitney.
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My late boyfriend passed away on the toilet last year
Please accept my condolences.
True story.:
Those farts are pretty deadly.
Use caution.. Approach with mask. And at your own risk.
😂😭🤣😂😂
Yea well the ones that went to a spa in Carlisle pa they stole from me
that is where a friend of mine passed parked his truck at a truckstop went in to use restroom and passed away sitting on the shiter
Was he an Elvis fan?
Internet says 40,000 injuries and 10,000 deaths per year in the US were toilet related. 🤔 hmmm
He’s so close to the truth it’s not funny lol
😅😅😅😅😅
Isn't Larry the cable guy in his late 50s? And his grandma is still alive?
They start young down there😁
That just means she could be in her nineties. I have an aunt who is 102, and I am only 63. It just depends when she got married. It used to be a 20 year rule on average between the mother and oldest child but not usually now a days.
Bingo, didn't know you were Catholic
Don't care how hillbilly it makes me, that thar' is funny stuff is whut that is.
I just hope no one said that at Elvis’s funeral
Crap I just got a visual.
Poor ed.
Any jokes about crooked cops ?
Larry the Cable Guy's time has come and gone.
Lots of funny, but Sometimes he goes a Little too far.
My husband's grandmom died on the toilet. She had a heart attack. I do wonder what you can say to the family.