@@remsleeepand it's absolutely VILE when the person who owned it was the killer the whole time, so basically that would mean it'd be a literal slaughterhouse disguised as a restaurant.
@@lmaofunnixenofarts Imagine having a product so shit the victim of the same guy who made the most fucking insane franchise to cover up the experiments and terrible things he did to families, reviews it negatively. The cherry on top is how he chooses the restaurant over this.
@ yeah I did realize it when I wrote it. I had 2 choices - take it out because a “biological animatronic” is just a irl person. Or leave it in for emphasis. I chose the latter but at a cost.
I mean it's not exactly clear, but unless the Freddy animatronic gained sentience, Freddy *is* a kid (or is atleast someone who has a good reason to care about kids).
Freddy's like "I know we dont have the best history of having the cleanest locations, but at least, AT LEAST we have the sense to serve kids safe, delicious, FDA approved pizza."
@@iaminsideyourwalls2021yea and its only next month yea and also this is the worst year ever too cause the DB creator died linja died and technoblade died and now logan and ksi and mr breast released luncly is terrible why don't they use old feastable?
This feels like a commercial designed to bash the competition. I'd love to see a fast food restaurant just rip into a competitor like this, it would be hilarious.
You know your product is terrible when an animatronic possessed by a child hates it.
Gets even WORSE if you realize that canonically Freddy's is SUPPOSED to be a very sketchy fast food entertainment franchise.
@remsleeep Exactly.
@@remsleeepPFFFT
@@remsleeepand it's absolutely VILE when the person who owned it was the killer the whole time, so basically that would mean it'd be a literal slaughterhouse disguised as a restaurant.
@@lmaofunnixenofarts Imagine having a product so shit the victim of the same guy who made the most fucking insane franchise to cover up the experiments and terrible things he did to families, reviews it negatively. The cherry on top is how he chooses the restaurant over this.
0:49 When Freddy's starts worrying about the health of the kids you know it's bad
Well, Theorically Freddy Is a child
@@futureandroid5374he is also a entertainer…for kids.
GTA San Andreas regular shotgun sound though
Freddy IS a dead kid
His real name is Gabriel
Erm actually Freddy only attacks you because he thinks you'r-
Damn you know when a robotic animatronic says: “way to artificial” - you know up you don goofed.
Agreed, bro😭
"robotic animatronic" as opposed to a.. non-robotic animatronic?
@ yeah I did realize it when I wrote it. I had 2 choices - take it out because a “biological animatronic” is just a irl person. Or leave it in for emphasis. I chose the latter but at a cost.
@@azuresiren5846is that a challenge
@@crowbargaming9118it is!
0:53 You know it's bad when they got a children's mascot swearing
🤦♀️
“ I like my mold cheesy brouh “
That’s what I’m saying
With a ghost child possessing it mind you.
@@JamesTheGamerWasTaken same bruh
"I speak for someone who has worked in the pizzeria since since the 90s this looks depressing" ☠️☠️☠️
Working by force.
child labor
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:)
i don’t know why that part was so funny 😭
REPLACE THE BATTERIES IN YOUR SMOKE DETECTOR
NO IT ADDS TO THE FUNNY
my stummy hurt
It might be the carbon monoxide
@@drbrownie444 ah yes, something freddy fazbear's pizza is known for !! 😭
@@drbrownie444 MAMA CHUCKLES DON'T GO TO SLEEP
we need to make this a series called
Freddy's Food Reviews
Facts
Fax
Fax
Fax
Fax.
0:28 NOT THE SMOKE DETECTOR PEEP 😭
fr ☠️
freddy is black?
@@senbiche what
Have you tried to get a new set of AA batteries when you’re a robot? it’s a nightmare
@@senbicheprobably
he didnt like his cheese moldy bruh
He likes his cheese fazbeard bruh
@@SoniChaoSega nah he likes his cheese pizzaria
Dang it bruh 🙁
i remer you?
I like my cheese discontinued bruh
1:13 Alright the moment you all been waiting for.
“ **SLAPS OFF THE LUNCHLY** “
it was what we were waiting for tbf
What if the video ended there
"We'll need a new box"
I like how freddy is honstest instead of overreacting. Like the fact that he calls feastables like any other chocolate.
And calls it “not terrible” but “just below the line of decent”.
The "You know where to go if you want real pizza" makes me laugh so hard for some reason
Chill freddy is so awesome
"I'm not even talking about my restaurant, almost any other pizza will probably be better than this."
0:29 SWITCH THE BATTERIES FREDDY
Fr that beeping smoke detector in the background that everyone hates to hear.
That’s how Pizzeria Simulator ended, Mike forgot to change the batteries on the pizzeria’s smoke detector
Feed yo dam ceiling bird 🗣️🔥🔥
FPE pfp fr
@@YourAverageNpc_Cpu ?
He is the mascot of a literal pizza restaurant, Freddy knows his shit about pizza.
“What a waste of resources” such a perfect line for Lunchly 😂
0:43 Freddy got the phantom prime ⚰️
Yes
ALRIGHT YALL HEARD FREDDY STOP BUYING LUNCHLY
"imma do my own thing"
- miles morales
thank you foxy the pirate
@@William11987And Thank you, Afton
Didn't even know these existed till now. But seeing this, I know what y'all mean. Plus, Freddy is right, lame and unoriginal.
Thx Foxy :)
The "...BEEP!... I don't wanna be here anymore." & "Do I recommend it? Absolutely not. You might contract A parasite." Killed me
Freddy cares a lot about kids, I love him
He’s the mascot of a pizza chain for kids, caring about kids is his #1 thing
Though I can’t say the same for night security
He is one
@@Mortomorzhe's probably an adult now since he was around in the 90s now he has a job where he reviews products
I mean it's not exactly clear, but unless the Freddy animatronic gained sentience, Freddy *is* a kid (or is atleast someone who has a good reason to care about kids).
@@harbour2118 "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! Where all the kids are safe and sound!"
When an anamatronic killer worries about children's health, we got a problem
To be fair he only killed adults, not children
@@L16htW4rr10r he killed children
@@L16htW4rr10rtrue
-"Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!
Where all the kids are safe and sound.
(Fazbear Entertainment offers absolutely no guarantee regarding guest safety.)"
Freddy's like "I know we dont have the best history of having the cleanest locations, but at least, AT LEAST we have the sense to serve kids safe, delicious, FDA approved pizza."
Real
To be frank, the animation and voice were perfect quality, it wasnt too robotic nor too weird. Not to mention you nailed that personality
1:16 the funniest thing I've ever heard 😂😂😂😂
This is why we need Freddy in Smash
@ Super smash bros?
@@gamerjr9.099 of course he means smash bros
0:28 the smoke detector sound effect💀💀💀
You know its bad when Freddy fucking destroys your damn company.
1:27 I think I’m good…
They are the most popular pizzaria in whatever town they’re in. As long as you’re not a kid, you’re fine
@@G_L_1_T_C_H_Y*as long as you aren't a nightguard
*as long as you aren’t a kid or a nightguard
Your not a god
@@anacontreras2686 wym
"You know where to go if you want real pizza" is a power move 💀💀💀
freddys famous last words before eating it:
It tastes so bad that even Freddy could taste how bad it was.
even the fazbear company doesnt serve mold to children
just their own animatronics
1:04 WAS THAT THE BITE OF '24?!
Bro 😭😂
Was The bite of C H O C O L A T E ?
Wrong timeing it have to be a human who get bite😂
🎎
📯🈲㊙️🗽🇩🇪🧹🇬🇷🖥🫧🌽😞
We need a channel that's just the FNAF cast talking about stuff and reviewing things with some side reactions
this
I agree
“If our animatronics won’t kill you, our food will!”
Also Freddy remember to get a new battery for your fire alarm.
THIS IS AN UNDERRATED GEM DUDE!!
“What a waste of resources”
He said with out a hint of irony
this has been a public announcement by your favorite haunted animatronic Freddy Fazbear
Lmao
Au where the dead children possessing the animatronics don't want revenge, but just pick up their lives where they left off.
The wholesome ending
That would be a really cool au
@@CaitlynGuatno Foxy working in theoretical physics
The low battery fire alarm goes hard here
Freddy Fizbeer was later diagnosed with PTSD from this event
0:29 i almost exploded in laughter when hearing the low battery
1:16 “This looks depressing” made me cackle 💀
0:49 -0:55 *reality tv show drama music* “OH MY GOD, THAT IS VILE! THEYRE SELLING THIS #### TO KIDS?!”
IM DYING😭😭😭😭💀💀
0:50 the "That is VILE" absolutely KILLED me!
Even Freddy fazbear can agree that lunchly is a crime against food
You know it's bad when Fazbear Entertainment is revolted by the quality of the food
Poor Freddy, He was stuffed into a suit just to try Lunchly.
Fun fact: If Pizzeria Freddy Fazbear was a real place and there was exact the same events... than i don't think that Mr. Beast could actually sue them
0:45 "Oh god, the aftertaste."
Lmaoooo
"They´re selling this to kids ?" Bro is one himself, he should know. Btw this was peak comedy.
If Freddy hates it, you already know it's horrifically terrible.
1:35 I felt the hate from freddy fazbear, i mean who would like a lunch kit that has mold in it
You know its bad when Freddy even says "Do I recommend it? *ABSOLUTELY NOT!*"
We need more food reviews from Freddy, he looks like a profesional at that
the animatronics get a bit quirky at night
Oh wow
thank you PaulWilslapu
lunchu
Ain't no Way Freddy is about to review lunchly before GTA 6
Thank you for ruining my laugh after i've seeing your overused comment
@@ramzymilano4237Thank you for ruining my laugh by reading his overused comment
Seriously when the fuck is Grand Theft Auto IV releasing?
@CursedClock5228 2025.
@@iaminsideyourwalls2021yea and its only next month yea and also this is the worst year ever too cause the DB creator died linja died and technoblade died and now logan and ksi and mr breast released luncly is terrible why don't they use old feastable?
1:28 Thanks for the valuable advice Fredbear!
“ Do I recommend it? Absolutely not, *you could contract a parasite* “
- Freddy Fazbear 2024
1:14 freddy:alright the moment you've been waiting for
Me:we'll need a new box
Freddy:(hits a box that fast)
Had me dying laughing XD
Thanks Freddy Fazbear. Youre so KIND and encouraging. Always wanting the best for the Children.
Based Ralsei pfp
Honestly, I love how straightforward it is, it’s short, sweet and to the point, good job
This is amazing!!🤩🤩🤩 From the voice to his face to his- waiiitt a minute, now I'm being rememded of Ksi's relatively new song💀💀💀💀
I like how freddy eyes look up as if he’s forced to review lunchly at 0:05
I see it lmao
“now if you’ll excuse me i have to go vomit… somehow.” LOL
i think the idea of freddy fazbear being an in-universe food critic is really funny to me lmao
Oh hello claire precious little life owner :)
0:56 THE SMOKE DETECTOR OMG FREDDY'S BLACK 😭😭
What ??????
@@bruh4138in like any black household there be that random smoke detector that beeps out of nowhere
I ABSOLUTELY loved this! 10/10! Would love to see Freddy review more stuff xD
This was funny. Great voice acting. Also the bleeping
This is unironically one of the greatest videos i’ve seen in a while, CRIMINALLY underrated!
He’s an animatronic with no tastebuds and even he hates it
His dead smoke alarm beeping in the background is the cherry on top.
Fnaf lore has even blended in with reality.
i love this please do more of this "Freddy Fazbear Reviews" stuff
Even the animatronic bear with no taste buds or food things thinks lunchly is vile and tastes like shi-
"Do I recommend it absolutely not you might contract a parasite" MADE ME FLY RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
"The moment you've all been waiting for" *SLAPS THE LUNCHLY*
"Someone who has worked in a pizza place since the 90s this is depressing" 💀💀💀💀
"You know where to go if you want real pizza" that shit was personal
"What a waste of resources" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I did not hear nice things about this" FREDDY JUST SAID THAT THE THREE DUMBSTATIERS ARE C O O K E D
The mold of '87
0:50 Best thing he said about it.
1:48 Hur Hur Hur Hur 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
**glass breaking sound effect**
0:49 "I like my cheese moldy bruh"
Lunchly would make Afton not want to come back.
friendly reminder to “accidentally” knock over prime energy and lunchly box stacks at your local stores
So happy this popped up on my “for you” page
"I don't want to be here anymore"
An understandable sentiment from a ghost child
He's only able to make this because ghosts can't die
Never in my life did I think I would see Freddy drinking prime and cussing. Truly a masterpiece.
Thank you Freddy
I love how Freddy is occasionally looking aside from the camera when asking some questions, like he has Bonnie or somebody there asnwering him lol
1:22 WAS THAT A BITE OF 87😯😯
Honestly is more like the munch of 87
I legit forgot it was freddy halfway through because this feels like an actual food review
Bro the fire alarm beep 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
At least Freddy was honest
0:48 I'd rather buy Lunchables
Rather? I still buy Lunchables because I’m just not wanting to make sandwiches when I’m tired or going to work.
Yeah. I agree@@shadowsonshadowson3929
PLEASE MAKE MORE LIKE THIS! This is the best freddy fazman I've seen.
1:40 "what a waste of resources" true
I'm DYING at the idea of some fazbear representative letting Freddy review food 😂
The f__k smoke alarm tricked me to believe it was my
This feels like a commercial designed to bash the competition. I'd love to see a fast food restaurant just rip into a competitor like this, it would be hilarious.
0:17 what could go wrong there!
You know your cooked when an animatronic reviewing your product drinks liquid, survives, and still criticizes it.
The damn smoke alarm dude
W review, no suggarcoat and not scared to talk with honesty
"I don't have a tongue anymore. How am I tasting this? I'M POSSESSING A MACINE!!"
I don't know how you managed to replicate Freddy's AR voice but it makes this so much better. I love this so much.