I am the original author of the "Eggnog Creature" story and I would very much like to apologize for what I've done. I wrote the story to try and enter the subreddit's monthly contest and I NEVER would've expected it would've blown up, especially so negatively. The point of the original story was that I had an unnatural creature that made eggnog instead of pure milk. I didn't think that people would try and copy off of it and ruin Two-Sentence Horror Stories. All I wanted was to try and win a contest. Forgive me.
Scrolling through reddit I saw an interesting contest. I sipped my freshly milked eggnog and began typing. This is my two sentence horror recreating the moment.
I think the moral for sumito is..watch real horror movies like the witch and not cheap jump scare trash hahah But no, as a film major and fan of evil dead and the thing since 4th grade i just dont understand the visceral reaction to horror movies, i get being startled by a loud noise but its hard for me to understand being freaked out by a movie or game haha
Jump scares are what people who can't make real horror use to scare people. They're not actually even horror! Proof is in the fact that you can have anything be the actual jump scare - a picture of a cute kitten will give you just as much of a heart attack if it pops on your screen suddenly accompanied by the sound of someone abusing a violin.
I have to agree. I believe that Roger Ebert summarised this best in his seminary thesis on the evolution of horror. His main hypothesis was that BOOO!!!!!!!
Sumito spent more time than he originally planned talking about the origin of Creepypasta tropes. Little did he realise that the pineapple creature had returned.
I used to work at Ikea, and that meatball monster is fucking real! Big ugly fooker. We worked together assembling furniture. Only the meatball monster can decipher the instructions.
Sirenhead is cool but its artist, Trevor Henderson, is cooler. Pretty much a champion of the "when you see it" drawing. His other work deserves the same amount of attention.
There was also one where they surgically removed a guy's 5 senses in the brain to test complete sensory deprivation and the guy started seeing god-like beings after a few days and claiming the apocalypse was coming only to die randomly minutes later.
One time my grandma drank a whole bottle of wild turkey, stared at a mirror and started yelling "muppet babies are forever" over and over.....rip Miss you grandma 😢
sounds like the crazy Native chick I met in the psych ward. i may or may not have allegedly taken a massive dab pen hit from a pen someone allegedly may or may not have snuck in. I was (allegedly) fried out of my gourd because I was hospitalized for a week prior to that and got my system pumped good. Whilst I was panicking probably the worst I ever have alone in my room there, this native chick with headphones on starts walking in circles around the ward screaming at the top of her lungs “STOP DRINKING FUCKING ALCOHOOOOOL” over and over till she got forcefully sedated lol. worst high of my life 3/10
@@STOPSYPHERwhy did you feel the need to share a stranger’s traumatic experience related to alcohol in her own life and also mentioning her race specifically and no one else’s, and your excuse to share somebody else’s pain and business is “I was super high at the time. She messed that up for me” Y’all couldn’t have found out if this person needed the anti trauma flower too bro. It sounds like something shitty happened to them with an alcoholic. Weird to be like. And this story? About me It wasn’t. You didn’t have to be forcibly sedated reliving trauma and possibly psychosis. You got scared of someone living through something worse and it being annoying to you. Fucking weird.
I grew up in the age of jumpscares with youtubers playing fnaf and I've built up an immunity to jumpscares. So I have an appreciation for horror writing as it uses the limitation of not being able to have jumpscares to still have this creepy thoughts stick with you and that feeling of being scared is extended further than just being spooked for a second.
Y'know 2 sentence horror is the new haiku: "I'll get more beer from downstairs. The tentacled creature handed me a 6-pack from behind the basement door."
How you just jumped into reading the cupcakes creepypasta and said the whole thing out loud with a normal expression without addressing was so jarring it earned you a sub Good job
A great horror game is Obscure. Not that many jumpscares and a great setting (Highschool principal kidnaps students to do genetic experiments on them to find a cure for a failed experiment on his brother).
I was off the harvest various consumables from my creature, unfortunately for it, my creature is going to explode into toxic chunks of delicious eggnog in about three minutes and fifty-two seconds
“I decided I wanted to read some more interesting 2-sentence horror.” “I went down to the basement and my creature hissed as it handed me another page off its typewriter.”
The Pineapple is a old meme dude. About hiding pineapples around some dude in unexpected places as a revenge to slowly turn him insane and eventually he cracks at the very sight of pineapples in the grocery store
I charged my phone to watch Sumito Media and I had to turn my light on when it was spooky. Little did they know my electric meter was the creature in the basement
13:55 It almost feels like Christmas, but I haven't been able to get eggnog; my neighbour has started locking his door 14:03 I ran out of homemade ketchup, so I went over to my juice press; it's been especially good ever since my daughter went missing 14:03 "Hey Chef", I shouted into the kitchen; it isn't long before I hear a knife cutting, a pan sizzling, and chains rattling 14:14 My wife, my son, and I enjoy our milk at the table; my *other* son is fighting the dog for the water in the doggy-bowl 14:48 I'm at my uncles funeral, and everyone from my family is giving their best memories of him; but I promised I'd never tell anyone about all my memories of him 14:55 I'm watching some football with my best and only friend; I try to pass him a beer, but I forgot that dolls don't drink 15:09 My son was reported missing last week; but I'm never giving him back 15:24 I went down to my kitchen to find some delicious smelling fried rice; I strain against the ropes, but it's just out of reach 15:47 I come home after a long day to find my wife hasn't made dinner yet; "That's the third one this year" I grunt as she struggles to breathe 16:06 As I was lifting 425lbs in the gym, I suddenly noticed something; shit just fell out of my shorts, and everyone saw 16:30 My girlfriend wiped the tears of pain from my eyes; and my best friend slowly pushes the knife further into my throat Just felt like re-writing these. I reckon 15:09 was my best, very to the point IMO; and I reckon 14:03 was my worst, but it was hard to work with.
Sound design is so crucial for horror content, and jumpscares especially and specifically “oh no big noise with nothing else scary” is actually agonizing “I read the plot summaries of movies so I can just enjoy my thing in peace” what’re you, me?
I opened the new Sumito vid, excited to see the funny man make a haha. But all that was on the screen was a hyper-realistic creature whimpering into its mutilated bowl of milk.
Jumpscares dont even make you scared it just surprises you and makes you anxious thats why i always aplaud any movie that can actually make you scared with no jumpscares
Hey I was rewatching the podcast where you talk about green being your first Pokemon game. That cartridge is exceedingly rare as it was the Japan only release. Where as red and blue were the international counterparts. And yellow version in the states. Super cool that you got your start with the very first game.
A former roommate/partner of mine would read r/nosleep creepypastas to me as we laid in bed. It was a comfy way to go to sleep. I have always loved horror, whether written or visual.
My parents don't like it when I watch Sumito alone in the basement. ... ... ... ... ... So I hyper-realistically mutilated my creature and brought it down there so Sumito would have some company.
I've got the opposite type of personality with scary stuff and never get scared by movies (these days). But one night on a graveyard shift I was browsing /x/ and there was a classic creepypasta thread. Some were really good and conceptual and actually had me slightly jumpy while doing night rounds, lol. I wish i remembered all of them but I distinctly remember one about taking a bus past the end of the route into parallel worlds and getting stuck outside reality.
I lived through the age of screamers. At this point, you have to work HARD to get me to jump scare. And even then, you only get ONE. After that I'm pretty much immune.
Oh dang! I *NEEDED* this upload! I've been on a stupid binge on creepy stuff the past two days... I needed a lighthearted vid to halp with the tension and anxiety! I'm the exact same way! I spook so easily, and it's a favorite passtime of family & family friends to find new ways to scare me! I think it all started from my childhood cause my bday is July 4th, and my fam always loved throwing firecrackers at me or leaving them outside my bedroom window on/near my bday. (no family issues there...). However I can't deny that I have a morbid fascination and almost addiction to creepy stuff. I also really love playing Dead By Daylight... and I scream a lot. THANK YOU FOR YOUR WORK MY DUDE!! I hope you have a great holiday!!
I was watching the new SumitoMedia video and suddenly felt an urge to milk myself. Luckily I remembered that there was a creature in my basement but as I arrived in the cellar compartment, the creature was gone. Edit: Aaa I forgor the horror 💀
There is a real spongebob episode called "are you happy now" where SpongeBob sends Squidward into an existential crisis after asking him what his happiest memory is. Throughout the episode Squidward does a bunch of stuff that elude to him trying to off himself. Things like getting up onto a stool and throwing a rope over the rafters, just to bait and switch to him hanging up a birdcage to try and cheer himself up. It's really eerie considering the creepy pasta exists.
I hate being startled. I have no idea how people enjoy lowbrow horror that are just jump scares. Nothing cerebral, just a whole bunch of blood pressure issues.
I can take jump scares but when the big scary guy is just there with no jump is horrifying. When the protagonist is powerless and the big scary can just get you when it’s just a matter of time it kills me. For example The Mandela Catalog Fd me up for a good week or 2 and I just watched Wendigoon’s summary.
As a horror enthusiast I completely gave up on big horror movies and only watch indie stuff now. The big movies almost entirely cater to non-horror fans who are feeling like watching a spooky movie. They wanna sell maximum tickets so they can’t make something so scary or disturbing that only horror folk would watch it. So they make all these movies that aren’t actually all that scary and toss in a bunch of jump scares to give those normal audiences a quick spook. Not innovative, environmentally impressive, actually horrifying, interesting, or satisfying to horror people
I assumed the origin of "two sentence horror" were "six word stories" like "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" or "Parachute sale: used once, never opened"
wheres the rest of the haunted house story Sumito lol you were doing so well, havin internet historian dm scary story scenarios for different youtubers would be awesome.
I am the original author of the "Eggnog Creature" story and I would very much like to apologize for what I've done. I wrote the story to try and enter the subreddit's monthly contest and I NEVER would've expected it would've blown up, especially so negatively. The point of the original story was that I had an unnatural creature that made eggnog instead of pure milk. I didn't think that people would try and copy off of it and ruin Two-Sentence Horror Stories. All I wanted was to try and win a contest. Forgive me.
Don't apologize to us..... apologize to Timmy Turner's dad..... *he's the one you hurt the most*
@@Sonichero151 I suppose I did hurt him.
Scrolling through reddit I saw an interesting contest. I sipped my freshly milked eggnog and began typing.
This is my two sentence horror recreating the moment.
I forgive you *crying peter parker*
I tried to win a contest in r/TwoSentenceHorror. They wanted my creature instead.
I meet Sumito in person.
He keeps talking about the importance of Virtual Machines and Linux.
Look man, I know it's an episode about 2 sentence horror, but you could have stopped at the first sentence. That's horrifying enough.
Seems accurate, our boy loves spreading the good message of VMs
How can Sumito read all these scary stories without getting freaked out? He's so damn cool.
He must have shit pant in between takes, has to be. If you look closely you can see where it's cut. That's when he shits.
is this his mom's fake account
He is cool, isn't he.
@@salis-salis ooh haven't seen this meme in a long time. Classic, good on ya!
I think the moral for sumito is..watch real horror movies like the witch and not cheap jump scare trash hahah
But no, as a film major and fan of evil dead and the thing since 4th grade i just dont understand the visceral reaction to horror movies, i get being startled by a loud noise but its hard for me to understand being freaked out by a movie or game haha
Jump scares, especially when unearned, are the cheapest form of horror.
valid
Jump scares are what people who can't make real horror use to scare people.
They're not actually even horror! Proof is in the fact that you can have anything be the actual jump scare - a picture of a cute kitten will give you just as much of a heart attack if it pops on your screen suddenly accompanied by the sound of someone abusing a violin.
I have to agree. I believe that Roger Ebert summarised this best in his seminary thesis on the evolution of horror. His main hypothesis was that BOOO!!!!!!!
Its not even a scare. Its just a surprise.
@@Jeff-dr3eu BOOB NOT BOO
I had an encounter with the ghost of Nancy Reagan at a haunted brothel. Her head game was so good, I died of cardiac arrest.
Brah... That was Andy Dick in a wig.
Until I realized that Nancy Reagan died six years ago, so who's Nancy Reagan was I beating?
Why are these the three funniest comments I've read this month
@@danielalorbi it was an honour to serve funny RUclips comments to strangers on the internet
Sumito spent more time than he originally planned talking about the origin of Creepypasta tropes.
Little did he realise that the pineapple creature had returned.
"Your creature could just be a cow"
The build up more than paid off to hear this.
I used to work at Ikea, and that meatball monster is fucking real! Big ugly fooker. We worked together assembling furniture. Only the meatball monster can decipher the instructions.
my absolute favorite has to be "My self-help book told me to kill myself." It's not even particularly bad, it's just so fucking funny
The audio stim of QuintonReviews saying this title, my beloved
I think that 'red mist' is the result of a shotgun selfdeletion.
Can you elaborate?
@@kingofthepod5169 I rather not.
@@kingofthepod5169 the shotgun turns your head into red mist. Like red confetti exploding from a confetti gun.
@@kingofthepod5169 shotguns turn your skull into a dumped jar of ragu.
I've always rolled my eyes at the use of "hyper-realistic" in creepypasta.
I love being introduced to an interesting concept as it's in the middle of becoming the worst version of itself it can possibly be.
Jump scares in horror movies are the equivalent of a comedian jumping offstage to tickle you
Sirenhead is cool but its artist, Trevor Henderson, is cooler. Pretty much a champion of the "when you see it" drawing. His other work deserves the same amount of attention.
F*** you i searched Trevor Henderson and looked at images and now i dont think il sleep again 🤣😅
I met him at some point, like 2017 Vancouver Fan Expo or some shit? He's a super chill dude.
Isn't that the guy from The Office?
Long horse 4 lyfe
@@John_Smith_Dumfugg long horse is nice and comforting.
Legendary.
Russian sleep experiment is probably my favorite written creepypasta.
There was also one where they surgically removed a guy's 5 senses in the brain to test complete sensory deprivation and the guy started seeing god-like beings after a few days and claiming the apocalypse was coming only to die randomly minutes later.
the image that would go around with it still terrifies me to this day
@@gdiridium5525 its a Halloween decoration lol
Ah the nostalgia, good one good one
@@trash9378 *I want it*
One time my grandma drank a whole bottle of wild turkey, stared at a mirror and started yelling "muppet babies are forever" over and over.....rip Miss you grandma 😢
Good times I'm sure. My condolences
sounds like the crazy Native chick I met in the psych ward. i may or may not have allegedly taken a massive dab pen hit from a pen someone allegedly may or may not have snuck in. I was (allegedly) fried out of my gourd because I was hospitalized for a week prior to that and got my system pumped good. Whilst I was panicking probably the worst I ever have alone in my room there, this native chick with headphones on starts walking in circles around the ward screaming at the top of her lungs “STOP DRINKING FUCKING ALCOHOOOOOL” over and over till she got forcefully sedated lol. worst high of my life 3/10
@@STOPSYPHERwhy did you feel the need to share a stranger’s traumatic experience related to alcohol in her own life and also mentioning her race specifically and no one else’s, and your excuse to share somebody else’s pain and business is “I was super high at the time. She messed that up for me”
Y’all couldn’t have found out if this person needed the anti trauma flower too bro. It sounds like something shitty happened to them with an alcoholic. Weird to be like. And this story? About me
It wasn’t.
You didn’t have to be forcibly sedated reliving trauma and possibly psychosis. You got scared of someone living through something worse and it being annoying to you.
Fucking weird.
@@Lucifersfursona this was not the kind of person you give weed to man
I grew up in the age of jumpscares with youtubers playing fnaf and I've built up an immunity to jumpscares. So I have an appreciation for horror writing as it uses the limitation of not being able to have jumpscares to still have this creepy thoughts stick with you and that feeling of being scared is extended further than just being spooked for a second.
I didn’t think interdimensional travel was such a scary thing. Then I met a version of my creature that kept me in the basement.
Y'know 2 sentence horror is the new haiku: "I'll get more beer from downstairs. The tentacled creature handed me a 6-pack from behind the basement door."
"I was farming the new raid. The boss didn't drop a godroll."
Me & The bois: >:(
This isn't a haiku
If Sumito is "the real creature", I am milkin him tonight. 😌
Sumito: Complains about jumpscares
Also Sumito: Jumpscares us with the earliest halloween video possible
I think being able to convey good horror in only 2 sentences is even harder than writting a 10 page one
Sumito elaborately justifying why he's that guy who reads the wiki of the movie before he watches it
How you just jumped into reading the cupcakes creepypasta and said the whole thing out loud with a normal expression without addressing was so jarring it earned you a sub
Good job
These were actually great.
Props to the creature for the selection.
A great horror game is Obscure. Not that many jumpscares and a great setting (Highschool principal kidnaps students to do genetic experiments on them to find a cure for a failed experiment on his brother).
I was off the harvest various consumables from my creature, unfortunately for it, my creature is going to explode into toxic chunks of delicious eggnog in about three minutes and fifty-two seconds
I honestly LOVE the creature ones cos they're just hilarious
I'm the author of the original creature story.
@@BokanProductions Awesome!
“I decided I wanted to read some more interesting 2-sentence horror.”
“I went down to the basement and my creature hissed as it handed me another page off its typewriter.”
@@ottovonbismarck3905 Brilliant! xD
Little does Sumito know that HE is my creature.
Turning in to Sumito being late for work all the time. Just very busy watching Sumito while I eat breakfast
The Pineapple is a old meme dude. About hiding pineapples around some dude in unexpected places as a revenge to slowly turn him insane and eventually he cracks at the very sight of pineapples in the grocery store
I charged my phone to watch Sumito Media and I had to turn my light on when it was spooky.
Little did they know my electric meter was the creature in the basement
13:55 It almost feels like Christmas, but I haven't been able to get eggnog; my neighbour has started locking his door
14:03 I ran out of homemade ketchup, so I went over to my juice press; it's been especially good ever since my daughter went missing
14:03 "Hey Chef", I shouted into the kitchen; it isn't long before I hear a knife cutting, a pan sizzling, and chains rattling
14:14 My wife, my son, and I enjoy our milk at the table; my *other* son is fighting the dog for the water in the doggy-bowl
14:48 I'm at my uncles funeral, and everyone from my family is giving their best memories of him; but I promised I'd never tell anyone about all my memories of him
14:55 I'm watching some football with my best and only friend; I try to pass him a beer, but I forgot that dolls don't drink
15:09 My son was reported missing last week; but I'm never giving him back
15:24 I went down to my kitchen to find some delicious smelling fried rice; I strain against the ropes, but it's just out of reach
15:47 I come home after a long day to find my wife hasn't made dinner yet; "That's the third one this year" I grunt as she struggles to breathe
16:06 As I was lifting 425lbs in the gym, I suddenly noticed something; shit just fell out of my shorts, and everyone saw
16:30 My girlfriend wiped the tears of pain from my eyes; and my best friend slowly pushes the knife further into my throat
Just felt like re-writing these. I reckon 15:09 was my best, very to the point IMO; and I reckon 14:03 was my worst, but it was hard to work with.
This is quality work! I like how 16:06 comes out of left-field.
Sumito, you know damn well that the creature you milk eggnog from is me.
15:30 may be an allusion to that greentext where anon torments his bully with anonymous pineapple deliveries
Christmas is literally tmrw
Sumito: hey you guys wanna hear of a dead body?
Sound design is so crucial for horror content, and jumpscares especially and specifically “oh no big noise with nothing else scary” is actually agonizing
“I read the plot summaries of movies so I can just enjoy my thing in peace” what’re you, me?
The Godzilla creepypasta is probably the best one, I will die on this hill.
If you mean NES Godzilla then yeah.
@@spectolder8536 I was.
I just got the glaze from my creature, only to find out I already put it in the oven.
Which creature did I glaze?
I watched sumitomedia.
Then his eyes turned red and he said, "I need more ketchup from my creature."
I opened the new Sumito vid, excited to see the funny man make a haha.
But all that was on the screen was a hyper-realistic creature whimpering into its mutilated bowl of milk.
This episode is going to make me have nightmares before Christmas
I love you
I know the plot of dozens of movies I’ve never actually watched because of RUclips video essays.
14:14 I can't stop laughing at this one he's obviously making fun of the trope but it just caught me off-guard xD
Has Sumito lost a lot weight recently, the man seems slim
That's a lot of nuts ,from one of the most underrated movies ever got me into subscribing and being a fan
I was walking my dog the other day,
then I realized I was my dog and I was being walked by the creature
Jumpscares dont even make you scared it just surprises you and makes you anxious thats why i always aplaud any movie that can actually make you scared with no jumpscares
"you telling me a pineapple fried this rice???"
That pizza rolls meme was supa hot fire
I went into the basement to like this video on my Motorola Razor, little did my wife who’s dead know, the Motorola Razor is secretly the creature.
I mean, I get that Mr Sir Sumito kinda looks like Mutahar, but I didn't expect him to _be_ like Mutahar. At least, a 2016 iteration, that is.
I was on the edge of my seat waiting for the jumpscare in this video. Hell i even turned my volume down.
yeah i got ya 2 sentence horror story right here. "sumitomedia video airs. No cats in frame."
Got sent this video in an email from an unknown address.
Little did I know it was sent by the creature in my basement.
Sumito, if you enjoy creepy stuff in written form, you should DEFINITELY check out The SCP Foundation.
Hey I was rewatching the podcast where you talk about green being your first Pokemon game. That cartridge is exceedingly rare as it was the Japan only release. Where as red and blue were the international counterparts. And yellow version in the states. Super cool that you got your start with the very first game.
A former roommate/partner of mine would read r/nosleep creepypastas to me as we laid in bed. It was a comfy way to go to sleep. I have always loved horror, whether written or visual.
*A former roommate/partner of mine would read r/twosentencehorror to me as we laid in bed.*
It was a comfy way to sleep.
My SO loves to listen to horror stories when going to sleep, too.
Hyper realistic basement creature
My favorite is, '"You are what you eat", the Blue Fairy said unwisely. Pinocchio turned sly eyes upon the Elementary School.'
The sumityville horror clip on internet historians channel is one of my all time favorite videos, you guys gotta do something like that again.
My parents don't like it when I watch Sumito alone in the basement.
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So I hyper-realistically mutilated my creature and brought it down there so Sumito would have some company.
With being subscribed and the bell on all alerts I didn't get this notification. I found your tweets
I've got the opposite type of personality with scary stuff and never get scared by movies (these days). But one night on a graveyard shift I was browsing /x/ and there was a classic creepypasta thread. Some were really good and conceptual and actually had me slightly jumpy while doing night rounds, lol.
I wish i remembered all of them but I distinctly remember one about taking a bus past the end of the route into parallel worlds and getting stuck outside reality.
8:31 sadly it was changed later, you can see comparison videos about it
Loved this style of video!!! This comment was of course, from none other than the creature I milked in the basement.
We've done it.
We found the guy who reads horror movie novelizations.
I lived through the age of screamers. At this point, you have to work HARD to get me to jump scare. And even then, you only get ONE. After that I'm pretty much immune.
I invited my family over for Christmas dinner, but they arrived early.
They'll never forget what I use to milk my creature.
Born too early to explore the galaxy, discovered Sumito too late for the podcasts.
It's quite funny how since you've worked with IH, you're too technically recording Internet History. I think that's rlly cool.
Sumito should try r/distressingmemes
Yo Sumito, "red mist" either refers to the blood spray or uncontrollable anger. "Pink mist" was used to describe a scene in the Godfather
Oh dang! I *NEEDED* this upload! I've been on a stupid binge on creepy stuff the past two days... I needed a lighthearted vid to halp with the tension and anxiety!
I'm the exact same way! I spook so easily, and it's a favorite passtime of family & family friends to find new ways to scare me! I think it all started from my childhood cause my bday is July 4th, and my fam always loved throwing firecrackers at me or leaving them outside my bedroom window on/near my bday. (no family issues there...).
However I can't deny that I have a morbid fascination and almost addiction to creepy stuff. I also really love playing Dead By Daylight... and I scream a lot.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR WORK MY DUDE!! I hope you have a great holiday!!
I love you
Wait, Internet Historian has a third channel? Time to binge
I was watching the new SumitoMedia video and suddenly felt an urge to milk myself. Luckily I remembered that there was a creature in my basement but as I arrived in the cellar compartment, the creature was gone.
Edit: Aaa I forgor the horror 💀
There is a real spongebob episode called "are you happy now" where SpongeBob sends Squidward into an existential crisis after asking him what his happiest memory is. Throughout the episode Squidward does a bunch of stuff that elude to him trying to off himself. Things like getting up onto a stool and throwing a rope over the rafters, just to bait and switch to him hanging up a birdcage to try and cheer himself up. It's really eerie considering the creepy pasta exists.
I was going to collect some milk from my creature
Unfortunately so was the meat worm
I hate being startled. I have no idea how people enjoy lowbrow horror that are just jump scares. Nothing cerebral, just a whole bunch of blood pressure issues.
I can take jump scares but when the big scary guy is just there with no jump is horrifying. When the protagonist is powerless and the big scary can just get you when it’s just a matter of time it kills me. For example The Mandela Catalog Fd me up for a good week or 2 and I just watched Wendigoon’s summary.
If you remember the maze game or that video of a car driving down a road, you qualify for a veteran discount
As a horror enthusiast I completely gave up on big horror movies and only watch indie stuff now. The big movies almost entirely cater to non-horror fans who are feeling like watching a spooky movie. They wanna sell maximum tickets so they can’t make something so scary or disturbing that only horror folk would watch it. So they make all these movies that aren’t actually all that scary and toss in a bunch of jump scares to give those normal audiences a quick spook. Not innovative, environmentally impressive, actually horrifying, interesting, or satisfying to horror people
This episode of SumitoMedia show is really spooky.
I'm glad Sumito's creature didn't run out of jokes yet.
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BOO! jump scare!
NGL the creature milking ones are like peak comedy
Happy November 55th Sumito!
the pineapple one gave me nightmares.
It's Christmas Eve and I left cookies and milk for Santa. Except Santa doesn't know the milk comes from the Cookie Creature I have in my basement.
Dude can we please have part 2 of the horror roleplay with internet historian? Best video ever
You need to finish the spooky house role-play with Internet Historian.
There's no second channel anymoreeeeee.
Awesome! A Halloween episode just in time for Christmas!
bruhh you legally obligate to continue that roleplay 00:33
Christmas is spooky now! Thank you sumito it has all come full circle!
Dead Meat's channel is a great way to experience horror movies without the jump scares and such.
I assumed the origin of "two sentence horror" were "six word stories" like "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" or "Parachute sale: used once, never opened"
A christmas meal can wait, Vending machine man uploaded
Spooky content on christmas? Who made this video, Tim Burton?
I had never heard of 2 Sentence Horror. It sounds like a coop concept
Sumito has blessed us with a 17 minute upload 🙌🙌🙌🙏🙏🙏
wheres the rest of the haunted house story Sumito lol you were doing so well, havin internet historian dm scary story scenarios for different youtubers would be awesome.
Sumito, your impression of SomeOrdinaryGamers is definitely improving