Lizzo Has No Rizzo

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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2024

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  • @SumitoMedia
    @SumitoMedia  Год назад +63

    either save 10% or you're off the dance team - intotheam.com/sumito

    • @Starbuck32123
      @Starbuck32123 Год назад

      The ad break was clean. Almost got the mid-90s-early 2000's pbs vibe. Just needed that old antenna broadcast audio filter and it would have been an eargasm

    • @dont-touch-mepg1392
      @dont-touch-mepg1392 Год назад

      Hey! U can't kick me off the dance team! U mother fucker! Who do u think u are! U don't know who I AM! U DONT KNOW WHO I AM!?!?! I do splits so hard I smash my balls bro! Smash them grapes bro!

    • @dont-touch-mepg1392
      @dont-touch-mepg1392 Год назад

      U think that's bad (lizzo bitching about premarital sex)? Her newest song goes a lil something like this (and there's a nasty video to it of her n some other planets shaking their asses to it)
      Ugh ughm (clears throat)-
      Give me one margarita, I'ma open my legs
      Give me two margaritas, I'ma give you some head
      Give me three margaritas, I'ma put it in my puss'
      Give me four margaritas, I'ma put it in my tush.
      So yea. Bitch as nasty as the smell coming from them rolls on that belly!

  • @inanimatesum4945
    @inanimatesum4945 Год назад +452

    I can't believe Lizzo would briefly make herself Asian just to write a dismissive article about the allegations. Is there anything this menace won't do?

    • @bigdoodleboi
      @bigdoodleboi Год назад +11

      I mean the whole "converting them to Buddhism" thing makes sense then

    • @MrEnKaye
      @MrEnKaye Год назад +11

      I read that in J Jonah Jameson's voice 😂

    • @dx-ek4vr
      @dx-ek4vr Год назад +13

      .......Go on a diet?

    • @marsh6714
      @marsh6714 Год назад

      i dont know any better, so im assuming this is a puppychan reference lmao

    • @dont-touch-mepg1392
      @dont-touch-mepg1392 Год назад +1

      ​@@bigdoodleboiyea but if she was Asian would it be pronounced Rizzo?

  • @brokengirlsrus
    @brokengirlsrus Год назад +196

    Lizzo gives narcissist vibes and always has. It isn't surprising that she isn't nice, even though she wants her fans to think that she believes in kindness and acceptance.

    • @sadmeat8937
      @sadmeat8937 Год назад +15

      It is ALWAYS those people Bob Marley John Lennon Lizzo. Every single time.

    • @Ray-mj5mj
      @Ray-mj5mj Год назад +12

      No one secure in themself and their body would have done what Lizzo did at the Lakers game.

    • @mateuszkrytyk5711
      @mateuszkrytyk5711 Год назад +1

      ​@@sadmeat8937I live under a rock
      What Marley and Lenon did?

    • @Chineseisntalanguageapparently
      @Chineseisntalanguageapparently Год назад

      “Whaaaaaat? This outspoken person with little personality that already has haters before really starting her career has narcissistic tendencies?”
      -Someone
      Maybe next we’ll find out if she has insecurities

  • @Raphael_Bizmann
    @Raphael_Bizmann Год назад +192

    Lizzo is the Highlander in her group. There can only be one fatty, and that fatty is Lizzo.

    • @BasicPrinciplesGTA
      @BasicPrinciplesGTA Год назад

      There can only be one... magical... fatso!

    • @atom_zero5413
      @atom_zero5413 Год назад +11

      Here we are, born to be queens,
      We're the fatsos of the universe.

    • @LimitedCheetah
      @LimitedCheetah Год назад +5

      There can be only one! Butt it’s a big one.

    • @samhammich7993
      @samhammich7993 Год назад +5

      Stages have OSHA mandated weight limits, so that might be what was actually happening.

    • @Raphael_Bizmann
      @Raphael_Bizmann Год назад +5

      @samhammich7993
      Okay but that's not nearly as funny as what I said

  • @specialk5812
    @specialk5812 Год назад +116

    The Chinese zoo giving a logical reason as to why it can't be a person in a costume just makes it seem like they tried it before and it didn't work out

    • @majorasmaskguy_8452
      @majorasmaskguy_8452 Год назад +2

      They realized just getting a real bear would cost less in the long run.

  • @kaishedan37
    @kaishedan37 Год назад +48

    thank you for not lumping bavaria in with the rest of germany, they truly are their own country

    • @Foxrich99
      @Foxrich99 Год назад

      It's probably more that the Free state of Bavaria doesn't wanna associate with the rest of the federal republic (understandable)

  • @zerokamour4963
    @zerokamour4963 Год назад +3

    “I’ll hype you up” *Starts hamboning*

  • @MeGustaWHAT
    @MeGustaWHAT Год назад +141

    The irony is real with Lizzo lol, I have to imagine she's lashing out to dancers based on her own internalized fat shaming. No excuse but damn for a woman that preaches acceptance it doesn't show me you actually accept yourself at all.

    • @Frenchfraeis
      @Frenchfraeis Год назад +3

      Sure sounds like it. I used to be fat af (140kg), but I never hated myself or anyone for it. One day it eventually led me to hate the laziness that I've let fester and get that fat, lost weight (almost 60kh), but even then, never once fat shamed anyone else because I understood too well that change can only truly come from within. This whole Lizzo thing is one of the most hypocritical things I've seen yet, but at least the memes are amazing as usual.

    • @SmoothTurtle840
      @SmoothTurtle840 Год назад +4

      @@Frenchfraeis(That’s 308 lb for any Americans wondering)

    • @cbhlde
      @cbhlde Год назад

      @@Frenchfraeis Kudos for loosing your weight in the only real system - the metric system! ;) Greetings from Germany! :)

    • @cbhlde
      @cbhlde Год назад

      @@SmoothTurtle840 Thanks for the service! A stone of thanks! ;)

  • @JanitorScruffy
    @JanitorScruffy Год назад +51

    I have never met anyone who made being fat a personality trait, who wasn't awful. Every girl I have dated with a fat friend got a toxic friend in the two for one special.

    • @gayusschwulius8490
      @gayusschwulius8490 Год назад

      Of course that's the case. Being fat is something inherently negative, because it shows you are either too undisciplined, too cynical or too stupid to take proper care of yourself. If you make this negative thing the center of your identity, it's not wonder you become a shitty person.
      t. ex-fatso

  • @blaze8897
    @blaze8897 Год назад +11

    "-whatever this show is called anymore." We've established this already, Sumito.
    This Fortnight in Memes.

  • @lego007guym8
    @lego007guym8 Год назад +33

    Holy Carp, these are the kind of fish puns that I'm always willing to tuna in for.

    • @BarryMikokinju
      @BarryMikokinju Год назад +7

      ...I hope you're trout of that comment

    • @lego007guym8
      @lego007guym8 Год назад +7

      @@BarryMikokinju Well, it is a salmon dunk on a comment

    • @BarryMikokinju
      @BarryMikokinju Год назад +5

      @@lego007guym8 Pollocks. It is good, but your great looks are the sole reason

    • @sadmeat8937
      @sadmeat8937 Год назад +6

      ​@@BarryMikokinjuYou got a lotta gar saying that.

    • @SaltyAsTheSea
      @SaltyAsTheSea Год назад +3

      Aw dont be so Koi guys, you Betta keep the fish puns coming

  • @zeusalternative1270
    @zeusalternative1270 Год назад +7

    The best AI cover I've evet watched is the Latinamerican dub of Homer simpson singing "gata bajo la lluvia", is soooo good, I didn't knew AI could sound so sad, you guys have to check it out.

  • @hanytelfah7069
    @hanytelfah7069 Год назад +42

    Just for the record, Bavaria is in Germany, not a country

    • @amberhide04
      @amberhide04 Год назад +15

      that's what Bavarians want you to think

    • @creepyreptain8558
      @creepyreptain8558 Год назад +26

      Don't listen to this guy, I'm German and Bavaria is not part of Germany... it's just Austria ordered on Wish

    • @sebastianmayer2501
      @sebastianmayer2501 Год назад +7

      ​@@creepyreptain8558wrong, bavaria is the best part of germany lol

    • @gayusschwulius8490
      @gayusschwulius8490 Год назад +1

      @@sebastianmayer2501 Austria is the best part of Germany.
      There, offended everyone :D

    • @metthewsobol
      @metthewsobol Год назад +1

      the dance is a real SCHENKELKLOPFER

  • @YourBuddyBrady
    @YourBuddyBrady Год назад +32

    That's like saying sumito makes fun of his viewers for liking vending machines.

  • @bane2201
    @bane2201 Год назад +6

    I remember back in 2015ish, a year into my CS degree, I told someone I didn't worry about AIs making art or music, and I thought the idea was silly.
    I don't make predictions anymore.

  • @grantdotjpg
    @grantdotjpg Год назад +14

    This ep was fire. You were on a roll, delivery on point, you called lizzo fat and that was funny

  • @hangoutwithme346
    @hangoutwithme346 Год назад +5

    Id watch a video where Sumito sashayed into a studio wearing a full body black leotard and a very long scarf to audition backup dancers.

  • @KATinBLACK
    @KATinBLACK Год назад +2

    I didn’t know hamboning from Regular Show had such a deep and rich history in Bavaria

  • @daili4917
    @daili4917 Год назад +6

    Beware the love of fish puns Sumito, they'll infiltrate your whole life, until you can't even FIN-ish a sentence without one.

  • @mrpenderz
    @mrpenderz Год назад +4

    Looking forward to reading a Vox article about you written by Sue Matō

  • @Asphar-Darknorth
    @Asphar-Darknorth Год назад +5

    Thank you Sumito! This video made me smile again after my mother died today

  • @sweetboifredrickson4477
    @sweetboifredrickson4477 Год назад +8

    👏👏 that was an exceptional episode. Keep me laughing from beginning to end.
    In the last year or so your progress in comedy has been insane. Keep it up. You’re one of the greats👏👏

  • @400and4
    @400and4 Год назад +8

    Sumito, If I lived in a third world country like you, I'd be so fricking down if you ever wanted to follow up on that backup dancers proposal. And I bet half of the comment section would be as well.. Heck, I'd gladly help get the whole cast. That'd be hillarious.

  • @xaeaxaea6280
    @xaeaxaea6280 Год назад +3

    My favorite moment was when lizzo said "it's flute time"

  • @Knifemaresama
    @Knifemaresama Год назад +2

    Thanks for another great video, I have just finished watching your entire youtube catalog! :D

  • @zombeyfreak7162
    @zombeyfreak7162 Год назад +6

    „We germans know how to have a good time“
    Das good time:

  • @toast072
    @toast072 Год назад +1

    The Tanaka shop music was a nice touch durring the ad

  • @RogueSanta
    @RogueSanta Год назад +5

    Finally, my time has come for my river dancing skills to be recognized in front of Sumito's green screen

  • @shards0fwords
    @shards0fwords Год назад +11

    My day always gets SO much better anytime Sumito uploads.

  • @rs.matr1x
    @rs.matr1x Год назад +3

    Li Zhou? When Liz Ho was available? What are they even doing

  • @cbhlde
    @cbhlde Год назад

    Always nice to see you - but YT was three days late with showing your new masterpiece.

  • @aaronmeyer3664
    @aaronmeyer3664 Год назад +6

    That dance is the reason why we germans dissociate from bavaria even though it is part of the country.
    Sadly thats still what people think when "german things" are brought up.

    • @oscardalmatiner8724
      @oscardalmatiner8724 Год назад +1

      Oh really? Go on, tell us what part you are from so we can laugh at your traditions (or lack thereof).

    • @aaronmeyer3664
      @aaronmeyer3664 Год назад +1

      @@oscardalmatiner8724 Lower Saxony, specifically Hannover. I'm not aware of any local traditions we have nor do we speak in dialect. I suppose it'll be the "lack thereof" for us then.

    • @oscardalmatiner8724
      @oscardalmatiner8724 Год назад +1

      @@aaronmeyer3664 Nah, the more I read up on it, the more I realize your customs are strikingly similar to the Bavarian ones. Also your traditional garments look just as goofy as ours

  • @sadmeat8937
    @sadmeat8937 Год назад +1

    Was wondering why you hadnt posted in a bit then I saw the rap god part.

  • @DrSmugface
    @DrSmugface Год назад +1

    the bavaria dance is real i am from bavaria .. tho we dont dance like unsell its a special day .. like when its sunny or we had beer or we drove our BMW or AUDi ..(yes both are bavarian)

  • @waldonuclearain2394
    @waldonuclearain2394 Год назад

    Rehearsal refers to a practice for a performance not auditions. example: a high school band would have a rehearsal for the upcoming concert.

  • @Per_Sun
    @Per_Sun Год назад +1

    I think the accent you're putting on for this video is hilarious.

  • @pudingeX0aciDrefluX
    @pudingeX0aciDrefluX Год назад +3

    I'm surprised you didn't mention Plankton's AI cover of Beggin' because that shit is probably the best AI cover.

  • @Fri3ndlyFir3
    @Fri3ndlyFir3 Год назад +2

    Here in Holland we get a lot of Eric Cartman singing dutch songs, which sound better than you think.

  • @Booster935
    @Booster935 Год назад

    Yooooo InTheAM sponsor?! I may have to actually use a RUclipsr sponsor code for the first time

  • @angrybot_IE
    @angrybot_IE Год назад +2

    Everyone talking abt lizzy but no-one talking abt how sumito kept up with cartman

  • @gemscythe
    @gemscythe Год назад +7

    I'll be sumito's back up dancer, I'm afraid he'd fire me if I gain weight tho

  • @forgingluck
    @forgingluck Год назад +1

    I've gotten into the am stuff and quite a few compliments from it 💯

  • @LeonTalksALot
    @LeonTalksALot Год назад

    Another day, another sumito video to giggle at while I smoke my gas
    good shit bro

  • @tamriales
    @tamriales Год назад +1

    Lol the voices we attribute to rats are always exclusively from the Bronx

  • @DanielVCOliveira
    @DanielVCOliveira Год назад +1

    Show should be called "Sumito's Important News"

  • @DerFauLancer
    @DerFauLancer Год назад +1

    You should watch Conan O'Brien trying to dance the Schuhplattler while visiting Germany.

  • @bluevanga30
    @bluevanga30 Год назад +3

    Nah fam the Bavarian dance goes hard

  • @anthonymcelveen6711
    @anthonymcelveen6711 Год назад +1

    My man at the end is absolutely shredding on the knees and toes. New favorite instrument acquired.

  • @Hahayoureadmyname
    @Hahayoureadmyname Год назад +2

    0:41 bruh go get some fishes

  • @Moto_Medics
    @Moto_Medics Год назад +2

    When you lifted the curtain on how you’ve got a shirt on your thrashed gaming chair I cannot unsee it now haha
    Love you bro. ❤
    Edit that skin theory vid is good shit.

  • @DarkysLPs
    @DarkysLPs Год назад

    14:10 Thanks for saying that Bavaria is it's own country, as a German I can confirm this.

  • @KendalDial
    @KendalDial Год назад +2

    Where do I sign up for the SumitoMedia backup dancer.
    *I only know fortnite dances*

  • @yomuyugi
    @yomuyugi Год назад +1

    what if that's a bear pretending to be a man in a bear costume?

  • @knocks42
    @knocks42 Год назад +1

    Did you... watch a 1 hour long video essay on "spongebob skin theory"??... wow

  • @TheStigification
    @TheStigification Год назад

    Thanks for another great video Sumoto!

  • @a-troubleshooting4761
    @a-troubleshooting4761 Год назад

    Friday upload ? Let's Gooooo !

  • @bigdoodleboi
    @bigdoodleboi Год назад +1

    That Spongebob and Cartman shit is aight, but deadass I genuinely listen to that Kanye and Playboi Carti version of Somebody That I Used To Know like everyday. it's a real problem

  • @alexanderjellen8578
    @alexanderjellen8578 Год назад +1

    Yo that Rap God cover was actually insanely impressive

  • @maxflug8008
    @maxflug8008 Год назад

    Well, that’s Schuhplattln. And yes, we usually are incredibly fucken drunk when doing that

  • @MrEnKaye
    @MrEnKaye Год назад +2

    For eel? On cod? No carp?
    Fuck man, I'm gonna annoy my friends so much with this, damn you small Sumo

  • @itsmytoast666
    @itsmytoast666 Год назад

    Man, there's 64 comments, already - I don't want to ruin that, but... Yo, I sat down to eat lunch & needed something left-field to take my mind off writing & Sumit drops a new one. Fire, dude. Really dig your content.

  • @directoryerror6653
    @directoryerror6653 Год назад

    No way I got a bizzo casino ad before this

  • @fabian6087
    @fabian6087 Год назад +1

    The "Country of Bavaria"? We're a part of germany. A Bundesland to be exact which does not at all translate.

  • @josephwilson6272
    @josephwilson6272 Год назад

    Howdy, Sumito
    Will you be doing a commentary about the UFO whistleblower and/or the Congressional hearing about UFOs?

  • @somewiseguyhehe
    @somewiseguyhehe Год назад

    what's the flute cover at 6:09 driving me crazy

  • @criticalidiot3372
    @criticalidiot3372 Год назад +1

    this is some of the biggest news I've heard in a while

  • @Chineseisntalanguageapparently

    First time I hear about the mouse meme and it’s from this channel a month later

  • @themanthemyth4522
    @themanthemyth4522 Год назад +4

    So, tell me im crazy... Is he talking differently? Like sometimes it sounds like he's trying to do a different speech pattern.
    Also "the country of Bavaria"

    • @Sours56
      @Sours56 Год назад +1

      Glad I'm not the only one who noticed

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez Год назад +1

      Yeah I thought so too

  • @whoknows6002
    @whoknows6002 Год назад +7

    the craziest part about this is that i've never heard a song she made yet i know about her due to her size. that's another level.

  • @ComradePhoenix
    @ComradePhoenix Год назад

    My favorite spongebob AI covers are Plankton doing classic rock, metal, and even 90s alternative.

  • @coycen
    @coycen Год назад +1

    ah, the great COUNTRY of bavaria, yes yes.
    it's a province of Germany but I don't blame you for mixing things up because foreigners usually just think of bavaria when thinking about Germany

  • @pill0ck318
    @pill0ck318 Год назад +1

    The coming changes are terrifying. AI is our new overlord. I will accept them, and longingly stroke their cpu and apply coolant to their SSDD

  • @Anonymaus0
    @Anonymaus0 11 месяцев назад

    are...are the Sumito background dancer auditions still open...?

  • @clnseat
    @clnseat Год назад

    Yo that episode slapped!

  • @aelux4179
    @aelux4179 Год назад +1

    A friend of mine once visited the secretive country of Bavaria, he slapped himself so hard he never made it back to Germany :(

  • @saturn7096
    @saturn7096 Год назад

    I watched the video too quick and now I'm sad i gotta wait for the next one.

  • @Coopersville
    @Coopersville Год назад

    Oh cool the Kontrust dance is real.

  • @littlefly22
    @littlefly22 Год назад

    Called it a while ago, Someone who needed the spotlight like Oxygen is untrustworthy, 💯

  • @Octiveio
    @Octiveio Год назад

    "you're too big to be sneaky" 😂

  • @fbiman6967
    @fbiman6967 Год назад

    " Friendly Fire is not tolerated"

  • @GioGioPietromica425
    @GioGioPietromica425 Год назад +1

    I’ll be your backup dancer Sumito, someone’s gotta do it 🫡

  • @Sacrow
    @Sacrow Год назад

    No carp?

  • @minajensen1974
    @minajensen1974 Год назад +2

    What's going on with sumit's speech pattern? Hes sounding kinda like the kid who aspired to be a drug dealer in high school

  • @violetchanel438
    @violetchanel438 Год назад

    This video had me screaming 😂😂😂😂

  • @XShaneX19
    @XShaneX19 Год назад +1

    This is like orc society. The chief can't have a suborditate that is bigger than them.

  • @Brainplastics
    @Brainplastics Год назад

    For a minute I was worried they weren't gonna be able to make more rick and morty

  • @cacophonousantiquarian8803
    @cacophonousantiquarian8803 Год назад +1

    The more a person tries to appear nice and accepting, the worse they are in private.

  • @LucklessLex
    @LucklessLex Год назад +1

    sumitio just made this video just so he could flex his rap god rap

  • @Dschonathan
    @Dschonathan Год назад +1

    Guys I don't think Sumito knows what Bavaria is

  • @vergil6502
    @vergil6502 Год назад

    A part of my soul left my body at that Buddhism joke damn fine work sir

  • @ThatScootFanboy
    @ThatScootFanboy Год назад

    Minor correction, Bavaria is a state in Germany, not it's own nation.

  • @notKevinFeige
    @notKevinFeige Год назад +1

    A new Sumitomedia video? For eel? No carp?

  • @gabrier165
    @gabrier165 Год назад +1

    Fantano just dropped a clip on the Lizzo issue (on his secondary channel), which is a clear sign the two of you are in cahoots. When the collab clip? 😆

  • @PuertoRicanRattlesnake
    @PuertoRicanRattlesnake Год назад +1

    She’s either a body positive hypocrite, or she’s truly body positive but doesn’t see non-celebrities as *people*
    take a second and let me know which one you think it is...

  • @jeniskindof
    @jeniskindof Год назад

    "Friendly fire will not be tolerated"

  • @tankninja1
    @tankninja1 Год назад

    He's got that Sumito flow
    Godfather part 2 call him De Niro

  • @illuminitti21
    @illuminitti21 Год назад

    This was not in recommended for 3 weeks the ai has failed me.

  • @namehere5165
    @namehere5165 Год назад

    how do I get access to this sumitomedia rap god cover???

  • @manooxi327
    @manooxi327 Год назад

    Damn, now imma go rewatch SpongeBob skin theory 😂

  • @WeOnlyEatSoup
    @WeOnlyEatSoup Год назад

    I got no notification for you my dude wtf?!