Real talk: does anyone in real life actually worry about getting a kiss on New Year's Eve? It just seems to me like the kind of thing that movies invented for... some reason.
Tip For New Years: #1 Accept that your New Year's Eve is going to suck #2 Accept your New Years Day is going to suck even more. #3 Don't drink and drive
I woke up handcuffed to a big stuffed teddy bear, on a train coming back from Los Angeles, and later found out I had a tattoo done on my lower back that says sexy.
That poor woman. Somebody send her a nice big tub of ice cream. DO NOT say it was from me, though... she'll be all 'Oooo this is a sign!' and show up at my party. Just.. Say it was from Katie. Yeah.. that'll work.
How to actually spend new years. If you have actual friends, (ACTUAL friends.) ask if they wanna hang out. At yours or their place. No, you don't want to go to a bar where the drinks are twice as much as normal. Have a few drinks, laugh about how shitty the year was, drink to the new year.
Adude601 this is good advice. Don't go out. It's shitty. A lot of no party people being frustrated. If you don't have friends, just don't care. Have a nice evening. Enjoy yourself.
Looks actually matter surprisingly little. What in the end really really matters is self confidence and that can make you go from a 7 to a 10 without plastic surgery.
.... my comment was sarcasm Emma...I know your 12 and this sarcasm thing is new to you but try to understand that it in itself is a joke.... i suggest maybe asking your mom for help next time you want to reply to comment, I'm sure she can help you decipher the enigma that is the english language.
xXNoFateXx, You should start with deciphering the English language yourself buddy, maybe you can start with learning the difference between your and you're? And afterwards you could continue with learning the meaning of sarcasm, as you clearly do not know it. Leaving a mean comment completely out of context with the joke, is not sarcasm, sorry to break it to you.
+Hunter Renage Just go to a bar and casually mention it's your birthday to some strangers. Everyone will be drunk and in a great mood so you're bound to find some people who'll celebrate with you
for 2018 i promise myself that my dad will come back to my house that's what i said in 2017 and 2016 ... man does it take that long to get milk from the store dad
I'm doing what i always do: play games, watch anime or some movies. I don't see why you'd wanna celebrate, but hey i do enjoy the great food, so that's that:D
when its 2018 and when it becomes halloween in 10 months and i get invited to halloween party i'll dress up as my dad i'll go to the party then leave 5 seconds later and never come back
There's nothing wrong in celebrating new year alone. Been doing it for 5 years now. Plus it saves you money and from a headache. Best way to start the year.
God this video is so unfunny. It's just the epitome of "normie humor" like hahah i'm drunk and single and alone and isn't that so depressing? Wine tho, amirite ladies?! Also: Uber, clubs, wine again, Tindr, fidget spinner too! Relatable humor!!! LOL
Real talk: does anyone in real life actually worry about getting a kiss on New Year's Eve? It just seems to me like the kind of thing that movies invented for... some reason.
Dramatic, Romantic effect?
Yeah no one I know worries about that, I've only seen it in movies.
I think people quietly hope it will happen if they get drunk enough, but it so rarely does it's not worth the bother
Nah. I just get drunk and do it randomly with someone whom I will never see again.
Honestly I had no idea it was a thing until I saw the numerous videos of CH that were somehow related to the New Years kiss
She was right the first time. Just don't go out.
How unlike you, Squirrel Girl, the most social superhero this side of Deadpool.
Uh wait no sorry that's someone else you totally don't look just like.
The crumbling nature valley bar is very representative of the year I've had lol
who hurt you?
Tomatoes are Vegetables are you ok? That sounded a little personal. Just sayin
Tomatoes are Vegetables Sounds like you're projecting
Same. Same.
I think we’ve all had that year 😕
Oops nearly forgot my MSGPKGWSBLSF
😂
Ellie Does Life q
y does she need sunscreen if its already night?!
Ellie Does Life 700 like
I genuinely have a version of this to remember what to bring. It's CCMP
Siobhan looks great in gold.
It goes with her hair
Tip For New Years:
#1 Accept that your New Year's Eve is going to suck
#2 Accept your New Years Day is going to suck even more.
#3 Don't drink and drive
Kenny Togunloju step 4, drink away the pain
Ty
Accept that your whole year is going to suck again
Kenny Togunloju it can't suck, it's muh birthday, so have a drink for me. Just don't drive.
#4 Don't make a New Year's Resolution
I followed these steps and ended up riding a cheetah across Zimbabwe during New Years
It's not New Year's yet, though...???
I woke up handcuffed to a big stuffed teddy bear, on a train coming back from Los Angeles, and later found out I had a tattoo done on my lower back that says sexy.
E did I mention my pockets were filled with like 20 phone numbers.
I ended up alone, drunk and depressed. Same as every night
same! but without the drunk part
This hit so close to home that there's a crater where my house used to be
going out to the bar on new year's eve always feels way more depressing than staying in. it feels like the mcdonald's of socializing.
"Oh Jesus Christ, Thank You..."
eerereps too relatable...
Do not use Jesus Christ’s name in vain...
But you just did.
darexinfinity ohh....oopsie
Yo darexinfinity, I did this short-film on a guy that cheated on his diet and would mean a lot if u checked it out. Thank u fam and happy new year :)
Sioban looks amazing
Hahaha it's impossible!
It's Shevon, so I can say it correctly
Amen!
It´s shama lama ding dong.
E Johnson no it's Chevron. Moron.
Siobhan looks amazing in the dress.
And this is why you should give up while you're behind and just stay home.
Brian Campbell but this year the party is at my home
I'm a simple man. I stay home.
Yep, I stayed home.
Step 1: Spend 3 hours thinking of New Years Resolutions that you're never actually gonna follow
Yassss. It's so true tho. I'm gonna lose weight for the 900th year in a row.
trying twice for top comment is always better than once?
3 hours?!?!?!? More like the whole day!
Get a job
lol
Staying Home Squad, where ya at?
im right here darling ;-b
What up. Probably going to be eating bagel bites and on my laptop.
Sounds like a better team up than Suicide Squad
Rosa Enid I was staying home until my cosines invited me to. Their party yesterday.... my plans of binge watching the flash and grim just disappeared
@Athena Blade thumbs up to those bagels
That poor woman. Somebody send her a nice big tub of ice cream.
DO NOT say it was from me, though... she'll be all 'Oooo this is a sign!' and show up at my party. Just.. Say it was from Katie. Yeah.. that'll work.
New Message mean...
Oh come on.. Katie'll be ok with it.. honest.
So many subs, and no videos
Ur comments are always one of the top ones... I see u everywhere
New Message lmfao
I've been binge watching their old stuff and it's crazy different, like two different channels entirely. It's not bad, just interesting
i know this is an old comment but i would like to say that it has changed again sense then with dropout, so many eras of this same company
How to actually spend new years.
If you have actual friends, (ACTUAL friends.) ask if they wanna hang out. At yours or their place. No, you don't want to go to a bar where the drinks are twice as much as normal. Have a few drinks, laugh about how shitty the year was, drink to the new year.
Adude601 cool, what if I don’t have any?
Adude601 this is good advice. Don't go out. It's shitty. A lot of no party people being frustrated.
If you don't have friends, just don't care. Have a nice evening. Enjoy yourself.
Liam Black then you are gonna watch Netflix on the sofa with a Bucket of ice Cream and cry because you are alone... wel that what i do
God i'm lonely
T H O T S L A Y I N G S U C C for sec I’d thought you are behind my sofa and wanted to share my ice cream with you (((
Liam Black lol
I'm a simple man...I see Siobhan Thompson, I click
Me too, super fun girl and with all due respect, super hot on this video ;)
Me too!!
Suomalainen Varis What?
Suomalainen Varis Hmm.. Oh! Thanks for the info!
Yup yup
She has a beautiful golden disco ball dress.Just lovely 💗
Come on, she looks stunning, that she can't find someone to kiss on midnight its just bullshit.
Other than that it's a pretty good skit :)
Looks actually matter surprisingly little. What in the end really really matters is self confidence and that can make you go from a 7 to a 10 without plastic surgery.
Just go talk to anyone, i’ve made surprisingly many friends that way on partys
SioxerNiki You clearly don't know the two golden rules of dating 1) Be attractive 2) Don't be unattractive
she's in a gay bar with one bisexual couple, its why the other girls didn't feel the vibe.
Ra Pist As a matter of fact, yeah.
the youtube algo is trash. I don't know how I missed this video for three gd years. LOVE YOU SIOBHAN!
My tip for enjoying new year's eve is being in bed asleep by 11.
Whats it like to have no friends whatsoever?
xXNoFateXx What's it like to have no sense of humor what so ever?
.... my comment was sarcasm Emma...I know your 12 and this sarcasm thing is new to you but try to understand that it in itself is a joke.... i suggest maybe asking your mom for help next time you want to reply to comment, I'm sure she can help you decipher the enigma that is the english language.
xXNoFateXx, You should start with deciphering the English language yourself buddy, maybe you can start with learning the difference between your and you're? And afterwards you could continue with learning the meaning of sarcasm, as you clearly do not know it. Leaving a mean comment completely out of context with the joke, is not sarcasm, sorry to break it to you.
Emma Ok little girl, i think its getting close to your bedtime. :)
Me.bingewatching all of my hero academia while shoving food in my gullet and promising to lose weight this year
you. Doing it wrong
Can I join you? Sounds lit
that sounds fuckin' A
my opinions are facts lmao
All might dies...
xD
I need MORE Siobhan!!!!!
Shivon looks so pretty!! (I have no idea how to spell her damn name)
Bangtan Trash Siobhan*
Jonathan Tsai *sibohan
Not sure why you are correcting me with a misspelling...
Her name is in the description and it is Siobhan Thompson.
Bridget Bonner w r o n g
Wait why wasn't Siobhan in the outro?
Those who write the sketch appear in the outro. Most of the time they also play a role in their sketch, but sometimes they don't.
Nareth Erakian fair enough haha my bad
No problem, I didn't know that either until a month ago. :P
Nareth Erakian how u know
I'm assuming she didn't write the sketch
Queen Siobhan being back even for one video is everything I wanted from this year. Thank you. 💖
This video seems different than usual collegehumor and I really like it.
You can't go to a new year party if you dont have a friend in the first place
you just need to hold a glass of beer and crash the party, any party. That's how you make friends in Germany, because here nobody invites you.
May the Science be with You That makes sense
WarGamezPlayz 13 read that as
"in the fish place"
cracked me up!
'course my screen is all cracked up too
@@favoritemustard3542 oh lol
May the Science be with You
Here in my country you need to be invited or be a plus 1
When your birthday is on New Year’s Eve but you still aren’t invited to any parties.
Maybe everyone assumed you'd be having your own!
Mines on new year's day. People are too hungover to care about me 🏳️
Finally someone who can relate.
+Hunter Renage Just go to a bar and casually mention it's your birthday to some strangers. Everyone will be drunk and in a great mood so you're bound to find some people who'll celebrate with you
saammmy7 I’ll probably have to try that tomorrow night
Yay Siobhan is back! 😃
Midnight probably is a good time to go to the bathroom.
Mat A....yeah because then there will have been a piss stream that has taken from 2017 to 2018 to complete
Omg the bag to carry everything killed me. It's so true.
Wait, people go out on New Years eve?
Yes Siobhan we love you!!
I think katie would also play this scene very well😂
Jesper Kuijlaars it would probably have more cocaine in the video
And there wouldve been more of a mopey awkwardness theme
Katie would have spend more time in the bathroom than at the bar if you know what I mean...
Siobhan is so funny oml xD
Well, now "Tips for a New Year's Eve at home" would be a very useful video
This was ahead of its time.
This is extra hilarious now that quarantine is going to keep everybody inside this NYE
I wish. My country is still debating if there is going to be a police hour on new years...
Yasss, the return of Siobhan. Thank the lord.
for 2018 i promise myself that my dad will come back to my house
that's what i said in 2017
and 2016 ...
man does it take that long to get milk from the store dad
blake 388 😕
blake 388 that is depressing and funny at the same time
Ur gay af
The Dawn how
Refer to tip number seven.
Siobhan lookin like a snacc
SIOBHAN I'VE MISSED U
Ha! The crumbled granola bar was spot on.
I was hoping the first tip would be don't and that would be the video
That's my tip this year.
*THIS IS SO ME!* Except I don't get a last minute invite and just end up staying home watching RUclips.
26 views, 3k likes, 111 dislikes.
RUclips's getting drunk for new years early.
That granola thing at the end was so relatable tbh
I’ll be honest, if Siobhan asked me to be her New Years Kiss, I wouldn’t hesitate
1:27 No pads/tamps!?!? That could be a disaster in the making LOL
Am I the only one that has no friends to spend New Years with? 🎉
Quartzy Aw I wish I could help . Friends are hard to find somtimes. Hope the new year is good for you.
Thanks man😁
Quartzy same...
No friends whom I actually wanted to spend NYE with.
Accurate advice for this year
gotta be careful opening those bars, can't afford to waste any of that great granola goodness.
This is why being introverted is the jam
Holy crap, Shibon is back
The one person keeping CH alive
this made me feel sad on the inside
Siobhan in the thumbnail, me clicks
I’ve never been this early... better make a joke.....
My birth certificate.
Director Taffy hi Obama
Siobans gonna make me act up
I'm doing what i always do: play games, watch anime or some movies. I don't see why you'd wanna celebrate, but hey i do enjoy the great food, so that's that:D
A solo sketch? OKAY Siobhan !!!!!!
when its 2018 and when it becomes halloween in 10 months and i get invited to halloween party
i'll dress up as my dad i'll go to the party then leave 5 seconds later and never come back
Dark Avenger weird username
Fucking convoluted joke man. If it takes that long to explain it’s probably not that great.
spicymemestealer It's not that complicated. If you need an explanation, maybe the joke's just not for you.
isn't google just the worst? Never said it was complicated. Absent dad jokes are about as basic as they come.
YAY SIOBHAN! I MISSED YOU SIOBHAN!!!
I LOVE THIS CHANNEL.
Anas Skareb ur first!!!!
Anas Skareb of course you do!
Ibraheem Al-Obaidi No he isn't just to you he was
First thing I saw was shoban knew the people would flip
Who else pees on the side of the toilet to make less noise?
Boomerino same
I don't pee
Rocco and Rico me
haha same i thought i was the only one!
Rocco and Rico i
Such a great skit :D. Siobhan is the best!!
New years fail me. 2017 did. 2016 did. And oh, lets not forget about 2015. You konow what, it's a long list.😒
I'm looking forward to my 2018 fail
that's the spirit! the shit from this year its a story for the future
or so i tell myself
Ulaş Önal You have to be optimist. Stop complaining and be happy.
I don't think it's the year that failed you, it might just be yourself.
There's nothing wrong in celebrating new year alone. Been doing it for 5 years now. Plus it saves you money and from a headache. Best way to start the year.
DO NOT read my name within 9.11 seconds.
I'm so excited Siobhan is back.
If it's so depressing, just go to a bar or stay at home. Treat yourself if you don't have a family!
Cat God That's also depressing for many. There's no escaping the depression, there's just drinking it away
If you have no invitations, you can always come by!
Shiobhan!!!!
That joke at the beginning was great
did siobahn leave colegehumor for only a few months?
Well I am definitely not complaining 😁
vietimports I believe she did. But so glade she’s back
She smeared shit in the bathroom to frame Zack and take his job
Maybe her visa ran out or something and she had to get it renewed.
vietimports she left for a full year
Anyone realize the new year’s song they are singing at the end is from the video “Honest New Years”
L O O M I N A T I
My best New Year's Eve I spent watching Gone Girl in the comfort of my house. No kidding. I'm kinda crying inside.
Do Americans sing the national anthem on new year‘s?
No. At least not in my experience. Usually we sing Auld Lang Syne.
We sing darude sandstorm
Heck no
Nice to see Siobhan again.
Ahhhh yes
Nye, but without the bill
Arno goes Online yes, I am a huge fan of William New Years Eve
Marley aren't we all??
Arno goes Online Ahhhh no
you lie, what's the deal?
I love Siobhan ! She is SO funny I really loved this video :D
Could you write a more bland, generic comment lol
Oh, hello! Go out dummy!
More Siobhan please and thank you
24 views...368 comments💀
RUclips is smoking again
Siobhan being back was the best part of 2017
24 views
it's fixed somehow !
dangerlibya2010 It's still broken.
I don't know why people expect one night to be amazing, its just a number.
Im a attackhelicopter.
Siobhan’s back!
faliz ano novo boa dica
Canal Mistura Ver.
Did you steal my purse? This is way too accurate!
God this video is so unfunny. It's just the epitome of "normie humor" like hahah i'm drunk and single and alone and isn't that so depressing? Wine tho, amirite ladies?! Also: Uber, clubs, wine again, Tindr, fidget spinner too! Relatable humor!!! LOL
ChickenSphere just go.
So edgy
Your watching it bud. Perhaps stop basing your personality around the likes and dislikes of other people.
CollegeHumor has been REALLY killing it lately
SIOBHAN IS BAAAAAAAACK!!!11!
Good to see Siobhan again