Pete Holmes' Badman (Complete Series)

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @joshkaid
    @joshkaid 4 года назад +3803

    Riddler: What'll come out of the gun.
    Batman: *INJUSTICE*

  • @toxicdemon1315
    @toxicdemon1315 4 года назад +1788

    4:35
    Scarecrow: *sprays Badman*
    Badman: INTIMACY!!
    Me: That actually makes a lot of sense.

    • @bancomachala2744
      @bancomachala2744 4 года назад +57

      Now that I think of it, Batman's actual fears would be greatly interesting (and subject for many studies) for many shrinks around the world.

    • @comradederekamogus2047
      @comradederekamogus2047 4 года назад +26

      He became filthy frank when he was sprayed

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 4 года назад +13

      @@bancomachala2744 I mean, of crane had continued being a doctor instead of becoming Scarecrow, he may have been able to help Batman.

    • @lazyliongames5858
      @lazyliongames5858 4 года назад +10

      What is intamacy?
      Asking for a friend
      Definitely

    • @OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051
      @OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051 4 года назад +12

      Girl scout cookies....
      I DONT HAVE ANY CASH!!! 😂

  • @rango_1013
    @rango_1013 4 года назад +12288

    Years have passed yet the question remains: Harvey Dent, can we trust him?

  • @t_doggames4065
    @t_doggames4065 Год назад +371

    "Harvey Dent... Can we trust him?"
    "We're past that"
    My favorite running joke in the series xD

  • @RyguyAlpha
    @RyguyAlpha 4 года назад +2161

    “I fight crime in a rubber suit. Really SEALS in the flavor.” God, that line always gets me.

    • @Brian-sf6ew
      @Brian-sf6ew 4 года назад +59

      So does Bane's reaction to that line.

    • @CSD-Actual
      @CSD-Actual 4 года назад +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @christurner2008
      @christurner2008 4 года назад +69

      The "you now have my permission to cry" is what gets me every time

    • @KJetixsSuccessor
      @KJetixsSuccessor 4 года назад +8

      @@christurner2008 Ditto. 😂🤣

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 4 года назад +38

      if you watch the outtakes there’s a really good line, dealing with the “can’t stop thinking about sex” skit:
      “clean up on isle...69....that’s a very large super market!”
      and the guy playing bane totally breaks and laughs.

  • @isaacshuman5962
    @isaacshuman5962 5 лет назад +5530

    Hands down the best on screen rendition of Batman

    • @oiokuyasu7929
      @oiokuyasu7929 5 лет назад +6

      Ok buddy

    • @jhonea6535
      @jhonea6535 5 лет назад +29

      Umm...Lego Batman...?

    • @MasterBruce1984
      @MasterBruce1984 5 лет назад +11

      Agree whole heartedly.

    • @andrewroy9263
      @andrewroy9263 5 лет назад +17

      More like dumb-est (ok, so that's better if your read it and not sound it out. Also, I meant literally dumbest, not dumbly written.)

    • @MasterBruce1984
      @MasterBruce1984 5 лет назад +14

      @@andrewroy9263 we all agree. But, it was written as such, and if you take it as nothing but satire, it's enjoyable. I enjoyed it.

  • @jasonq7504
    @jasonq7504 4 года назад +7525

    What’s really funny is that even though he’s portrayed as an idiot, he’s in complete control of every situation.

    • @ItchiestBum
      @ItchiestBum 4 года назад +99

      Jason Q so true

    • @minhthaile8374
      @minhthaile8374 4 года назад +215

      That's his superpower i guess

    • @LevCallahan
      @LevCallahan 4 года назад +137

      So Jack Sparrow.
      or... Bat Sparrow.

    • @ilyaszakaria8312
      @ilyaszakaria8312 4 года назад +52

      @@minhthaile8374 no he's superpower is actually being ritch

    • @imnotsmartbutimdumb
      @imnotsmartbutimdumb 4 года назад +44

      It’s when you have lots of whealth

  • @peterharris6409
    @peterharris6409 Год назад +580

    "I was a boy,... now im a bat" literally makes me laugh every single time to this day

    • @rip7033
      @rip7033 Год назад +5

      Stopped reading at literally

    • @caseycat
      @caseycat 11 месяцев назад

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀​@@rip7033

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 10 месяцев назад +7

      Started reading at literally

    • @gamingpanda7516
      @gamingpanda7516 8 месяцев назад +4

      Started reading

    • @emilym4276
      @emilym4276 7 месяцев назад +2

      reading

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so 4 года назад +1083

    Riddler: What comes out of a gun?
    Batman: *HELICOPTER*

    • @smokeythereactor5929
      @smokeythereactor5929 4 года назад +23

      Fallout mods be like

    • @Chicken_Wing91
      @Chicken_Wing91 3 года назад +30

      Definitely helicopters.. guy just didn’t want to admit batman was right

    • @shaquezr.9541
      @shaquezr.9541 3 года назад +4

      It’s true tho

    • @cajs100
      @cajs100 3 года назад +17

      *injustice, tools of cowards and criminals*

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 3 года назад +6

      It's "Bu-"

  • @ThomasTranGD
    @ThomasTranGD 4 года назад +5692

    I like to imagine this is one version of Batman within the multiverse

    • @Ghostsk141
      @Ghostsk141 4 года назад +253

      And I like to think on top of that he uses deliberate stupidity to disarm and disorient his foes xD

    • @ThePinkRubber
      @ThePinkRubber 4 года назад +132

      It is highly possible. Does dc ever mention about having infinite unvirses where you have infinite alter ego in each infinite dimension? If yes, then this is canon

    • @Bell_Jingle
      @Bell_Jingle 4 года назад +118

      I like to believe that this is the most realistic depiction of how a angry depressed traumatized child would be in real life as Batman in his adult life 😂

    • @imoneoldfart6804
      @imoneoldfart6804 4 года назад +38

      Absolutly incompetent amd.unreliable but still does everything that the real movie batman did?

    • @fatboymatt
      @fatboymatt 4 года назад +38

      As the Commissioner Gordon from Earth-CH I can tell you we live on Earth-CH

  • @EllieBergeron92
    @EllieBergeron92 4 года назад +2207

    Everybody: Who's your favorite Batman? Is it Bale? Keaton? West?
    Me: Holmes.

    • @JackMensahBonsu
      @JackMensahBonsu 4 года назад +7

      West

    • @AxeKick80
      @AxeKick80 4 года назад +7

      Kilmer?

    • @jasonq7504
      @jasonq7504 4 года назад +1

      Me, Halloween 8yrs old. Don’t think so? Guess who’s still around! 👌🧐

    • @DreamerDeceiver76
      @DreamerDeceiver76 4 года назад +3

      I love how you only good batmen, my favorite is of course Keaton

    • @jasonq7504
      @jasonq7504 4 года назад +9

      Jim Pickens Keaton was the most believable of the Batman roles.

  • @Sean-Johnson
    @Sean-Johnson Год назад +124

    To be fair, enraging Riddler to a mental breakdown by playing dumb is a good way to defeat him.

  • @tjtarlock4978
    @tjtarlock4978 5 лет назад +1224

    “I OVERFED THESE MEN?!” Had me dead

    • @TheBizzerker
      @TheBizzerker 4 года назад +35

      tjtarlock You mean asleep.

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 4 года назад +11

      It was a Major Game Changer.

    • @daltonbroadus3927
      @daltonbroadus3927 4 года назад +11

      I literally read this as I came to this point of the video.

    • @julianwhitton5272
      @julianwhitton5272 4 года назад +9

      MR FISHY? NOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @awan6262
      @awan6262 4 года назад +3

      i liked this comment then i undo for the sake of this world.

  • @powerplant7063
    @powerplant7063 3 года назад +703

    talia:"it was a cruel ploy to gain your confidence" batman: "that was a cruel ploy? sign me up for another!"

  • @SkillBill1000.
    @SkillBill1000. 4 года назад +1023

    “Not the beating that he deserved, but the beating that he needed” 😂😂😂

    • @kenjioda96
      @kenjioda96 3 года назад +38

      My parents every night

    • @Fedico7000
      @Fedico7000 3 года назад +17

      @@kenjioda96
      *Oof*

  • @kevinsteel7875
    @kevinsteel7875 Год назад +118

    The best line by far is "Two Face! What have you done with Harvey and Scary Face? They've done nothing to you!"

  • @somewhatheroicproductions823
    @somewhatheroicproductions823 2 года назад +970

    “Injustice, the tools of cowards and criminals.” That’s such a Batman line, and was perfectly utilized in the Riddler segment. 😂

    • @marcusbonathung1648
      @marcusbonathung1648 2 года назад +8

      Couldn't agree more!!!

    • @henrysokol3466
      @henrysokol3466 2 года назад +23

      "Are you serious right now? Because I've got about ten more riddles that are _way_ harder than this one. This is, like, just to introduce the concept of me riddling you."

    • @haydera.6197
      @haydera.6197 2 года назад

      🎉 0:14

    • @luminexgamer658
      @luminexgamer658 Год назад +9

      The best part is that when he says that, the music appears all of the sudden

  • @JLin943
    @JLin943 5 лет назад +1657

    “My father only saw a monster who could not be tamed.”
    “You tamed my monster...with your mouth. And two other places...In an order that would surprise you!”

    • @ultimatenintendoninja5450
      @ultimatenintendoninja5450 5 лет назад +192

      *Ass Mouth Vag*

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 5 лет назад +43

      *"Alright! THAT'S IT! Thet is my **_love_** you're speaking to."*

    • @JLin943
      @JLin943 5 лет назад +59

      Ultimate Nintendo Ninja “These words will be his last...”
      “Her last words were, “SPIT IN MY MOUTH!”

    • @officialshow2937
      @officialshow2937 5 лет назад +24

      I laughed too hard at this

    • @P-Cold_Train
      @P-Cold_Train 4 года назад +10

      A*s mouth vag

  • @chrism9420
    @chrism9420 3 года назад +3133

    All joking aside, they did a pretty good job recreating all the moments from the trilogy

    • @theimperfektartist
      @theimperfektartist 3 года назад +72

      Exactly! I'm still amazed how they recreated the atmosphere of the trilogy flawlessly. Perfect indeed

    • @haninditabudhi6574
      @haninditabudhi6574 2 года назад +46

      Joker clown interrogation scene is the best though 😁😁😁

    • @jjones797
      @jjones797 2 года назад +18

      He’s got the voice and mouth down to perfection.

    • @titans-fx8dj
      @titans-fx8dj 2 года назад +6

      @@jjones797 probably had his voice recorded

    • @itsjustchris6000
      @itsjustchris6000 Год назад +3

      This is my tenth time rewatching this video… still laugh stupidly hard

  • @The_Pariah
    @The_Pariah 8 месяцев назад +39

    0:00 - Batman Chooses His Voice - [Nov 7, 2011]
    2:34 - Batman Vs. Scarecrow - [Aug 13, 2012]
    6:10 - Batman Blows His Cover - [Jun 12, 2012]
    10:24 - Batman Meets the Riddler - [Oct 4, 2011]
    14:05 - Batman Vanishing - [Oct 26, 2009]
    16:15 - Batman Interrogation - [Sep 19, 2011]
    19:05 - Batman Meets Two-Face - [Jul 16, 2012]
    23:03 - Batman vs the Penguin - [Apr 15, 2013]
    27:41 - Batman Can't Stop Thinking About Sex - [Nov 19, 2012]
    31:40 - Batman Says His Goodbyes - [Mar 4, 2013]
    36:01 - Batman and Superman Team Up - [Oct 21, 2013]
    41:27 - All-Nighter: Batman of the Office - [May 22, 2014]
    45:49 - Batman: The Outtakes - [May 22, 2013]

  • @JohnGuastavino1
    @JohnGuastavino1 3 года назад +1167

    He addresses Bane as "guy who breathes through a crab." That's just hilarious.

    • @colinater237
      @colinater237 2 года назад +20

      Lost it on that one lol

    • @GlennTillema
      @GlennTillema 2 года назад

      "Which one of these tubes do you smell through" he demands, shoving her underwear in his face. God, just died laughing!

    • @ronishchaudhary
      @ronishchaudhary Год назад +13

      “Which hole do you breathe from?” 😂🤣

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV Год назад

      @@ronishchaudhary not even close

  • @wolfofmollysfall6668
    @wolfofmollysfall6668 4 года назад +5853

    I would totally watch an actual Pete Holmes Batman movie

  • @EverythingThereIs
    @EverythingThereIs 4 года назад +3515

    If DC doesn't let Pete Holmes do Badman as one of the multiverse characters, Marvel will win.

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 3 года назад +67

      I'd still say Marvel would win but that would be the only way DC could ever try to catch up

    • @alexmason2659
      @alexmason2659 3 года назад +49

      @@92brunod Marvel wins when it comes to child movies DC wins when it comes to adult movies

    • @YouScareMe1
      @YouScareMe1 3 года назад +50

      @@alexmason2659 DC really only wins at animated movies but Marvel is catching up. Into the Spiderverse alone is better than almost all DC Animated Movies. Marvel has beaten DC in almost every medium except comics and video games where both are pretty much equal. DC "adult" movies still perform worse than MCU movies both critically and in box office.

    • @maloloy-ondianah9240
      @maloloy-ondianah9240 3 года назад +9

      @@YouScareMe1DC won at TV series

    • @YouScareMe1
      @YouScareMe1 3 года назад +17

      @@maloloy-ondianah9240 Daredevil, WandaVision, Jessica Jones, and Punisher are all better than any of the CW shows with the only good show being Watchman

  • @charlesgordon6881
    @charlesgordon6881 5 месяцев назад +127

    "Guy who breathes through a crab" has got to be the funniest description of Bane I've ever heard

  • @ThePinkRubber
    @ThePinkRubber 4 года назад +1556

    "get over your dead parents already"
    "didn't your parents die?"
    *squeal*
    Man, i love that

  • @vsarachnos5414
    @vsarachnos5414 4 года назад +990

    That: "DOCTOR FISHY NOOOOOOOOO", was like, the most emotion I've e ever heard in anything.

    • @TheLeadhound
      @TheLeadhound 3 года назад +53

      I OVER FED THESE MEN?!?

    • @johnwayne5505
      @johnwayne5505 3 года назад +8

      Well if dr fishy was still alive then wouldn't him dropping the bomb in the bay kill dr fishy and any of de fishy friend's?

    • @Eccentric_Charlie
      @Eccentric_Charlie 2 года назад +6

      @@johnwayne5505 They would swim away in time...

    • @mahna_mahna
      @mahna_mahna 2 года назад

      I feel like it's a (possibly unconscious) reference to Space Ghost. There was a bit where he mourned the passing of his fish (which he electrocuted while trying to shave it with an electric shaver) by shouting, "No! Dr. Fishopolis!"

  • @Warfolomei
    @Warfolomei 2 года назад +615

    "I gave you beating not that you deserved, but the one you needed." Just the funniest scene.

    • @Andorski
      @Andorski Год назад +13

      Then he asks the dude if he wanted one of his telescopes! 😂🤣

    • @iananderson4754
      @iananderson4754 Год назад +3

      God, that reminds me of the worst parenting book. That actually sounds like a quote from it. "A child's heart rejoices as it is freed of its' guilt in response to the lashes" led to the death of 8 kids

    • @kameronmyles2013
      @kameronmyles2013 7 месяцев назад +1

      I read that as it happened😂

    • @truesoulghost2777
      @truesoulghost2777 Месяц назад

      Harvey Dent…Can we trust him?

  • @actorpmw
    @actorpmw Год назад +81

    “Batman what do you have on your wrists?”
    “I’M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!”

  • @secla_SC
    @secla_SC 2 года назад +1313

    The “I overfed these men?” line gets me every time.

    • @gonebanana5049
      @gonebanana5049 Год назад +52

      Dr. Fishy NOOOOO

    • @martinfiedler4317
      @martinfiedler4317 Год назад +27

      Yea, that is a good one.
      Another one, I always break at is "in an order that would surprise you"

    • @thebigmanufacturer
      @thebigmanufacturer Год назад +16

      @@martinfiedler4317 "I found it. Im the world's greatest detective."

    • @oldschooldan1698
      @oldschooldan1698 Год назад +15

      "I fight crime in a rubber suit....really seals in the flavor."

    • @meltin9026
      @meltin9026 Год назад

      @@gonebanana5049my ringtone. I absolutely love it

  • @Mankind5490
    @Mankind5490 4 года назад +4752

    I would pay extra to watch this as a full movie.

    • @depurasangre86
      @depurasangre86 4 года назад +68

      (in batman voice): extra? wait...am i paying for this?

    • @7StarHeryla
      @7StarHeryla 4 года назад +61

      I’m surprised DC didn’t pick this up to make a parody, would make hella money

    • @fardmaster4049
      @fardmaster4049 4 года назад +7

      @Kryptic you just did

    • @mastergwaha
      @mastergwaha 4 года назад +9

      @@fardmaster4049 i know but we want more!!!

    • @sweetjohnny8211
      @sweetjohnny8211 4 года назад +11

      I'd totally let you pay extra so I could watch this as a full movie too. Thanks buddy!

  • @trevorm751
    @trevorm751 2 года назад +1587

    the guy who plays Gordon has some serious range, he plays a bunch of characters, even multiple in the same skits. dude is a legend

    • @commaJim
      @commaJim 2 года назад +37

      He's super funny. I love it

    • @70sman
      @70sman 2 года назад +80

      His name is Matthew J. McCarthy and he's really great

    • @emperorpicard7222
      @emperorpicard7222 2 года назад +19

      Sometimes, he takes his glasses off.

    • @CarpeDiem23
      @CarpeDiem23 2 года назад +8

      Especially in the video "I knew it", probably the funniest video on youtube

    • @Tenchi707
      @Tenchi707 Год назад +4

      The fact he's better than Oldman and you say he has some serious range lol he's a legend

  • @theintunity
    @theintunity Год назад +72

    Badman refering to his morningwood as the bat signal completely killed 😂

  • @CptCoon
    @CptCoon 5 лет назад +1674

    “Girl Scouts knocking on the door I DONT HAVE ANY CASH!”
    Says Batman the billionaire

    • @DrPomma
      @DrPomma 5 лет назад +112

      Girl scouts don't take credit card

    • @logicalmisery3737
      @logicalmisery3737 5 лет назад +108

      Super rich people don’t carry cash. Neither do super poor people.

    • @mussymuss1
      @mussymuss1 5 лет назад +32

      How do you think they stay rich.

    • @RuefulCenturion
      @RuefulCenturion 5 лет назад +13

      @Mussy Muss Tax cuts. Tax loopholes.

    • @Blue-uy8tr
      @Blue-uy8tr 5 лет назад

      R/technically *NOT* thetruth

  • @eagleboy7137
    @eagleboy7137 4 года назад +564

    "I will analyze it," eyes widen, "with SCIENCE."

    • @Kevincollins1990
      @Kevincollins1990 4 года назад +6

      Lol no one even seems to notice epic comment!

    • @remy_james
      @remy_james 4 года назад +8

      That quote has been a reference for me and my homies since the Pete Holmes show. Love it!

  • @insomania1840
    @insomania1840 4 года назад +477

    “I used my... SKilLs. That-I-Learned-In-The-Mountains.”

  • @pyroturtle21
    @pyroturtle21 2 года назад +79

    I love how the only time Gordan and Batman get along is when they're roasting someone

  • @Brian-sf6ew
    @Brian-sf6ew 4 года назад +490

    "That's not the Joker,It's a birthday clown."
    *Batman punches him anyway*
    THANK YOU,BATMAN.

  • @MaxMiller94
    @MaxMiller94 5 лет назад +549

    "I used my skills... that I learned in the mountains!"

    • @veryp.c.2220
      @veryp.c.2220 5 лет назад +5

      Great line ae lol

    • @dr3kill_em211
      @dr3kill_em211 4 года назад

      I was literally about to comment this😂😂ur the goat

    • @tigermaximus8003
      @tigermaximus8003 4 года назад

      jajajaj hey ? did you see harbis face? how fiiurious he looked jajajaj? ommgg! i fell out!;) jajaja

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 4 года назад +261

    4:21 “Fluorescent light bulbs! Save the earth, but at what weird, twisty cost?!?!” Makes sense. 😂🤣😂

    • @incompleteriver770
      @incompleteriver770 3 года назад +5

      "Baths! A quick shower, is just as refreshing, and uses ONE THIRD THE WATER"

    • @nodrogdivad
      @nodrogdivad 3 года назад +2

      Mercury pollution, that's at what cost.... Hooray for LEDs! Except I hate them and I buy illicit incandescent lights on the Dark Web.

  • @morgangreene19
    @morgangreene19 Год назад +26

    I keep coming back to this. This would be the show, not that we deserve, but the one we need. We need something like this on primetime.

  • @tresdabney703
    @tresdabney703 2 года назад +411

    "Anddd what's going to come out of the gun?"
    "INJUSTICE, the tools of cowards and criminals"
    Greatest line ever hahaha

    • @Senile_Yeti
      @Senile_Yeti Год назад +4

      That line alone made me buy the game Injustice. I’m not shitting you

    • @mikek7660
      @mikek7660 Год назад +3

      I love how they use the epic swelling music at that moment too 😂

    • @christopherbennett7027
      @christopherbennett7027 Год назад

      Helicopters?

    • @SunlightGwyn
      @SunlightGwyn 4 месяца назад

      @@mikek7660 12:00 Same! But they changed the music from the original version for some reason.

  • @a_stranger_loop
    @a_stranger_loop 5 лет назад +263

    “A is for Alfred... B is for BATSZ”
    Guy’s I can’t feel my legs I am laughing so hard.

    • @armorhide406
      @armorhide406 5 лет назад +3

      The way he says porridge made me cry

  • @DuelaDent52
    @DuelaDent52 2 года назад +1821

    0:00 - Batman Chooses His Voice
    2:35 - Batman vs. The Scarecrow
    6:11 - Batman Blows His Cover
    10:25 - Batman Meets The Riddler
    14:06 - Batman Vanishing
    16:16 - Batman Interrogation
    19:05 - Batman Meets Two-Face
    23:03 - Batman vs. The Penguin
    27:41 - Batman Can’t Stop Thinking About Sex
    31:41 - Batman Says His Goodbyes
    36:02 - Batman and Superman Team Up
    41:29 - Batman of the Office (CollegeHumor’s All-Nighter sketch)
    45:50 - Gag reel

  • @Sgtturtle22
    @Sgtturtle22 Год назад +213

    “I GOT DRUNK AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY IM SORRY!!! 😭😭😭😭” LMAO never fails to make me laugh 😂😂😂😂

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 Год назад +9

      "All I had was two beers and a cooking sherry"
      "WHICH IS!?"
      "A fortified wine"

    • @crabman2010
      @crabman2010 Год назад +9

      "I'M SORRY I BROKE YOUR ONE RULE... GIANT BAT!!!!!"

  • @sisyphus456
    @sisyphus456 5 лет назад +2943

    Harvey Dent can we trust him

    • @jaydot6785
      @jaydot6785 5 лет назад +86

      No, we can't trust him, because hes two-face, and hes dead and you killed him, and bane told every- AND JUST LEAVE!

    • @RonnieBarzel
      @RonnieBarzel 5 лет назад +26

      J Dot Yeah, but can he be trusted?

    • @solidwolfbendlin
      @solidwolfbendlin 5 лет назад +9

      NO I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS.. HARVEY DENT CAN WE TRUST HIM!?

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 5 лет назад +5

      @@RonnieBarzel NO! NOW SAVE THE FUCKIN' CITY!

    • @blackhokage1744
      @blackhokage1744 5 лет назад +2

      @@logicaloverdrive8197 tell alfredo to suck it

  • @Elipsis150
    @Elipsis150 3 года назад +365

    I lost it at the scarecrow scene:
    "No! Stay away from me Christopher McDonald!"
    And then it's Christopher McDonald, "Hey Batman, how you doing?"

    • @nicholaspalmer5172
      @nicholaspalmer5172 2 года назад +21

      Chris Makenzie, you keep your distance!

    • @quiggaxx
      @quiggaxx 2 года назад +19

      @@nicholaspalmer5172 goose McKenzie ** from Grease 2.. my fav roll he ever played lol

    • @henrysokol3466
      @henrysokol3466 2 года назад +16

      Crane get overjoyed when he finally thinks one of Batman's fears makes sense, only for the hysterical hero to briefly calm down and correct him: "No, no, no. Not bats.... _baths._ " Once it's clear that's been done, the gibbering starts right where it left off.

    • @entropyinc2054
      @entropyinc2054 2 года назад +17

      When he says "most people remember me as Shooter McGavin," I died. He came to a bar I was at and he got so annoyed at everyone shouting "SHOOTER!" at him.

    • @Redhotquagmire
      @Redhotquagmire Год назад +1

      ​@@entropyinc2054are you kidding? I woulda been proud of that shit! Happy Gilmore is an amazing movie ❤ lol

  • @alienbacon656
    @alienbacon656 5 лет назад +542

    Kumail Nanjani started off in a parody DC vid, selling falafel and now he’s super ripped and will be in a Marvel movie! Weird timeline we’re in

    • @theblopperify
      @theblopperify 5 лет назад +24

      well, he did start off in Jake and Amir, but yeah :) crazy timeline :P

    • @JayKayEllEmm
      @JayKayEllEmm 5 лет назад

      Alien Bacon Who is he gonna play?

    • @subscriberswithnovideos-rr9qk
      @subscriberswithnovideos-rr9qk 5 лет назад

      Yeah who is he playing?

    • @zaimusic_150
      @zaimusic_150 5 лет назад +6

      Boni Chodes I cant remember but he’s gonna be in Marvels: Eternals

    • @alcairr4934
      @alcairr4934 5 лет назад +1

      @@JayKayEllEmm He is playing Kingo Sunen

  • @hollywont9447
    @hollywont9447 Год назад +17

    “No, I’m Wiggles. Garbage is a different clown…”

  • @jerrettacker5613
    @jerrettacker5613 4 года назад +445

    "I WAS A BOY...NOW I'M A BAT!"

  • @kobeanbryant9256
    @kobeanbryant9256 3 года назад +477

    "I OVERFED THESE MEN?"
    best line ever

  • @stevenqu3
    @stevenqu3 5 лет назад +605

    "It's my people's symbol for hope."
    "Hope starts with an H, stupid."
    Hands down, best line.

    • @titou1er870
      @titou1er870 5 лет назад +28

      Steven Qu
      Hey ! What does this 🖕🏼 means on Krypton ? Gratitude ?
      2nd best line 😂

    • @HFaden-vl8qn
      @HFaden-vl8qn 5 лет назад +2

      Hahaha. Best lines!

    • @pedrovilar6123
      @pedrovilar6123 5 лет назад +2

      Suprised they didnt slam the name. Superman is sooooooo boring

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 5 лет назад +3

      Pedro Vilar yeah but like Captain America and Iron Man and Batman and The Flash and Green Lantern we’ve gotten so used to them their not stupid

    • @grassdungeon8433
      @grassdungeon8433 5 лет назад

      I e been looking for this comment

  • @isaiahpero7837
    @isaiahpero7837 Год назад +27

    That, "What's the point of being the Man Of Steel if you don't know how to use all that metal?" line, followed by the High-5 always kills me! 40:17 😂🤣

    • @johnassimakopoulos8954
      @johnassimakopoulos8954 10 месяцев назад +1

      *Ur adorable, what are u gonna do sweetie, burn us with ur magic eyes* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bestialce2007
    @Bestialce2007 2 года назад +356

    29:35 Badman saying "we didn't use protection and I offer" which is what finally gets Bane to go "MF" is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time I can't ☠☠☠

    • @DallasHarv
      @DallasHarv Год назад +18

      now, you have my permission to cry.

  • @doobliheim4139
    @doobliheim4139 3 года назад +239

    "We're saved!"
    "And he got rid of the bomb."
    Slick one, there

    • @Chicken_Wing91
      @Chicken_Wing91 2 года назад +8

      “Oohhh whhhaaaat a hero!!”

    • @its_loosha
      @its_loosha Год назад +3

      “Some days you can’t get rid of a bomb”
      -Adam West

  • @cranberrysack2139
    @cranberrysack2139 5 лет назад +608

    “I over-fed these men?”

  • @nathanshapiro8790
    @nathanshapiro8790 Год назад +45

    I feel like we don’t talk enough about how they straight up just got Christopher Macdonald to do one of these sketches.

  • @JammastaJ23
    @JammastaJ23 5 лет назад +546

    The fact that Pete Holmes isn't a household name yet is a travesty. The Pete Holmes show was great.

    • @15thCrypt
      @15thCrypt 5 лет назад +16

      I love rewatching Ex-Men & Street Fighter: Red Tape

    • @puneethvenkatrao332
      @puneethvenkatrao332 5 лет назад +13

      He's fantastic in skits, each consistently funny, way better than SNL skits now. Although he's not so good at stand up.

    • @BGlasnost
      @BGlasnost 4 года назад +5

      He kinda sucked as an interviewer but the skits were top notch, on the level of Key and Peele

  • @jeffanderson6806
    @jeffanderson6806 5 лет назад +657

    The skit with the birthday clown is even funnier after the Joker movie.

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 4 года назад +19

      NAILED the costume, to the point I think Joker's costume designers should pay royalties, haha

    • @Blaze_the_cat_
      @Blaze_the_cat_ 4 года назад +2

      Imagine that lawsuit though

  • @Clouded-Logic
    @Clouded-Logic 3 года назад +827

    The emotion of Harvey saying "By flipping a fucking coin!" Could really feel that.

    • @cnnr_
      @cnnr_ 2 года назад +17

      I'm a year 7-12 math teacher. I not only feel that, but LIVE it. Lol

    • @brettjohnson8725
      @brettjohnson8725 2 года назад

      “Gimme my son dipshit”😂

    • @Tenchi707
      @Tenchi707 Год назад +4

      @@cnnr_ friggin probability

    • @TrateMusic
      @TrateMusic Год назад +2

      Two face honestly is frightening in this performance, he plays unhinged really well

  • @CorundumDevil
    @CorundumDevil Год назад +38

    The Pacino impression always gets me. This series has so many good laughs, but I was genuinely impressed by his Pacino.

    • @TrateMusic
      @TrateMusic Год назад +4

      Whadda you do at night, huh? Fight criiiime

  • @Xhaiyo
    @Xhaiyo 4 года назад +1401

    This is truly the hardest I’ve laughed in years. When he beat up wiggles I spit out my hot chocolate and started laughing my ass off.

  • @werdna1969
    @werdna1969 5 лет назад +162

    “Helicopter” is such a versatile answer.

  • @mattjoling2085
    @mattjoling2085 4 года назад +540

    "most people know me as shooter McGavin, but thanks for knowing my work"

    • @fatcatm0rty360
      @fatcatm0rty360 4 года назад +5

      Everyone knows him as Goose from Grease 2

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 3 года назад +3

      Kent mansley, he works for the government

    • @NJDFAN76
      @NJDFAN76 3 года назад +2

      @@ComicWriter-ml3qt “ Where’s the giant Mansley? “

    • @incompleteriver770
      @incompleteriver770 3 года назад +1

      INVISALIGN BRACES

    • @dr.2335
      @dr.2335 3 года назад +1

      Best cameo ever. Dedicated randomness.

  • @richiooi
    @richiooi Год назад +25

    "What have you done to Harvey and scary face"

  • @Karonis124
    @Karonis124 5 лет назад +369

    “These are black eyes. I’ve been fighting crime, no not that. That’s not it.”
    Pure genius.

    • @mass1985
      @mass1985 4 года назад

      coulda said; "i been playing world of warcraft... seriusly, like a lot"

  • @zaheersarang6466
    @zaheersarang6466 4 года назад +508

    Bruce punching a mime after telling him to talk is just brilliant

    • @jerodast
      @jerodast 3 года назад +5

      Honestly I want to see how Badman would react to a mime, just in general.

    • @hoangnguyen3268
      @hoangnguyen3268 3 года назад +2

      Who is Bruce

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 3 года назад +3

      Who is Badman?!

    • @locovato27
      @locovato27 2 года назад

      I completely missed that
      ..hilarious+

    • @josephroessler3061
      @josephroessler3061 2 года назад

      @Zaheer Sarang 😅😅

  • @mAtHy0o
    @mAtHy0o 5 лет назад +1273

    I feel like they wanted to drop this earlier but they just forgot about it and just now remembered it

    • @jhonea6535
      @jhonea6535 5 лет назад +19

      This has def been posted before.

    • @luke__s0l0
      @luke__s0l0 5 лет назад +17

      They just want some of that ad revenue for 0 effort. I wonder how long it takes until they start uploading worthless compilations like this weekly.

    • @Droggel07
      @Droggel07 5 лет назад +6

      @@luke__s0l0 I didn''t find another upload but even if they still make a lot of original content.

    • @Floedekage
      @Floedekage 5 лет назад +2

      I've never seen this? Is it old, or?

    • @lamaduckie932
      @lamaduckie932 5 лет назад +7

      Floedekage few years old

  • @explays4546
    @explays4546 Год назад +16

    Batman: "Don't bring it up. I was a boy now im a bat"😂😂😂😂

  • @mikhailreitigno649
    @mikhailreitigno649 4 года назад +663

    It's been years and we still don't know where the other drugs were going.

    • @kobrien4121
      @kobrien4121 4 года назад +49

      We still don't know if we can trust Harvey Dent 🦇

    • @floggyWM1
      @floggyWM1 4 года назад +25

      @@kobrien4121 did we ever find out who was the other guy on the roof when commissioner took the glasses off?

    • @gamertrask9153
      @gamertrask9153 4 года назад +4

      Empire Lifts Back DC is doing good for comedy with stuff like the Animated Harley Quinn show

    • @shurikentuna
      @shurikentuna 4 года назад +8

      I still don't know the answer to the riddle.

    • @floggyWM1
      @floggyWM1 4 года назад +11

      @@shurikentuna its HELICOPTERS

  • @mikelyons9971
    @mikelyons9971 5 лет назад +182

    "We get it, it's a cliterous" "I found it I'm the worlds greatest detective"

  • @the_creed7969
    @the_creed7969 5 лет назад +877

    What comes out the barrel of a gun?!
    *INJUSTICE*
    Man, I missed these videos.

    • @hrj3890
      @hrj3890 5 лет назад +2

      The_Creed was

    • @azkamil
      @azkamil 5 лет назад +5

      ikr

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 лет назад

      Better download them in case the recent implosion of CollegeHumor's financial situation forces them to shut down their RUclips channel...

    • @SlimShady17182
      @SlimShady17182 5 лет назад +2

      The tools of, cowards and criminals..

  • @ryanhickey1424
    @ryanhickey1424 Год назад +20

    This series is the gift that keeps on giving 10 years later

  • @OGNarsty
    @OGNarsty 5 лет назад +306

    The genius of switching Rachel’s just like the movie

  • @katie8bp617
    @katie8bp617 3 года назад +2381

    I have no clue how Pete Holmes lost the show. dude is literally the funniest man ever

    • @incompleteriver770
      @incompleteriver770 3 года назад +333

      I WAS A BOY
      NOW IM A BAT

    • @Karll541
      @Karll541 3 года назад +202

      Harvey Dent can we trust him?

    • @mastergwaha
      @mastergwaha 3 года назад +86

      @@Karll541 we're past that

    • @iLovedWhatiHated
      @iLovedWhatiHated 3 года назад +52

      @@mastergwaha theres nowhere to go in here. ... sorry champ

    • @mimegaming3444
      @mimegaming3444 3 года назад +4

      Care to explain how?

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 5 лет назад +963

    Its been seven years..
    And we never found out if we could trust Harvey Dent?

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 5 лет назад +32

      You think we can trust him?

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 5 лет назад +22

      Well, he seems to be about the best we've.... got....

    • @Canadian_Zac
      @Canadian_Zac 5 лет назад +31

      We also never found out the true identity of 2-face, or what he did to Harvey-Face and Scary-Face

    • @tlrlml
      @tlrlml 5 лет назад +11

      @@Canadian_Zac They got tired, there sleeping.

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 лет назад +6

      @@Canadian_Zac Scary-Face didn't make it, but Two-Face is still at large.

  • @Blimpp64
    @Blimpp64 Год назад +20

    Bro years later and that "WHERE ARE THEY" is entirely spot on. Genuinely comparable to christian bale which is insane

    • @telanis9
      @telanis9 8 месяцев назад +1

      17:34 for reference

  • @ReplacementRate
    @ReplacementRate 5 лет назад +124

    “Where are they?!”
    *slams mime against glass*
    “Talk dammit”
    My favorite part of them all

  • @alexpacino1
    @alexpacino1 5 лет назад +3492

    Ah yes, When College Humor was at its prime

    • @MrBEEOUTCH
      @MrBEEOUTCH 5 лет назад +155

      Either at its peak or in its prime. I just don't want you walking around saying this and get roasted. I'm not Harvey Dent, you can trust me.

    • @JensenAzotea
      @JensenAzotea 4 года назад +70

      What happened to them? I thought it was me....but watching the older stuff...it WAS so much funnier

    • @Ivan.Wright
      @Ivan.Wright 4 года назад +36

      @@JensenAzotea I have two words to describe them now, shallow & pedantic

    • @KTMICD2
      @KTMICD2 4 года назад +96

      back when it wasn't growing a cancerous tumor called political correctness, all the funny people left and we were left with a bunch of idiots who have no sense of humor, no sjw does.

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 года назад +6

      @@JensenAzotea nerds took over. It's all nerd humor now

  • @TheTwilightStorm
    @TheTwilightStorm 4 года назад +382

    "wHeRe ArE tHe OtHeR dRuGs GoInG?" gets me EVERY TIME.

    • @jacintovski
      @jacintovski 3 года назад +14

      ¿DonDe eStÁ lOs dRoGas?

    • @jerodast
      @jerodast 3 года назад +11

      I've never been SoLd On ThAt CaPs StYlE uNtIl now, when I knew exactly which of the voices you meant just from reading it haha

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 3 года назад +4

      There Jerry Seinfeld take was great.

    • @credo956
      @credo956 3 года назад +4

      But still we don't know
      Harvey Dent can he be trusted

    • @nickcook8726
      @nickcook8726 3 года назад +1

      'ello guvnah, where were the utha drugs goin'?

  • @NWJF
    @NWJF Год назад +121

    The perverted Badman scene is still one of the all time greatest skits ever made.
    It's Chappelle - Rick James good.

    • @meltin9026
      @meltin9026 Год назад +7

      This whole series is on that level for sure. He should have won some awards and this should be over a billion views

  • @pianocard2786
    @pianocard2786 4 года назад +162

    I say this with the up-most certainly, that Pete Holmes deserves to be mentioned in the discussion when it comes to great Batman’s

  • @thatguywiththeface2444
    @thatguywiththeface2444 4 года назад +261

    "IN AN ORDER THAT WOULD SURPRISE YOU!" omg...

  • @limabeemer3447
    @limabeemer3447 4 года назад +88

    “What’s gonna come out of the gun?” “INJUSTICEE! The tools of cowards and criminals” Lmao it killed me.

  • @DallasHarv
    @DallasHarv Год назад +18

    "now you have my permission to cry" 😂 best line out of the whole series

  • @MedArtMike03
    @MedArtMike03 4 года назад +281

    “Dr. Fishy! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
    Made me LOL by myself

    • @casderyo
      @casderyo 4 года назад +2

      Not so loud, you'll wake him

  • @ryanlambe6004
    @ryanlambe6004 5 лет назад +98

    Talk about feeling old... these classics came out 7 years ago

  • @xmen12315
    @xmen12315 4 года назад +540

    I love how these shorts create versions of the penguin and the riddler designed so that they look like what Christopher Nolan probably would have done in the dark trilogy if he used them

    • @e88e16
      @e88e16 3 года назад +32

      Yeah it’s really clever lol

    • @felipeaviles4248
      @felipeaviles4248 2 года назад

      Lo

    • @felipeaviles4248
      @felipeaviles4248 2 года назад

      Ok

    • @mephisthoe6452
      @mephisthoe6452 2 года назад +1

      @@felipeaviles4248 if that’s all you have to say just don’t comment

    • @henrysokol3466
      @henrysokol3466 2 года назад +1

      I'm amazed that version of the Riddler wasn't noticed by some DC staffer, and copied for DCAU or Elseworlds projects.

  • @t95kush27
    @t95kush27 2 года назад +129

    why did they stop making these.. these are HILARIOUS and I rewatch them like twice a year hahahhaa

    • @RobotDecoy
      @RobotDecoy 2 года назад

      Right?

    • @thatcokestuff
      @thatcokestuff 2 года назад

      I love this compilation so much haha

    • @gustafsone
      @gustafsone Год назад +8

      They're back! Pete is doing a series of Batman firing different members of the Justice League and it's great :)

    • @smittyvanjagermanjenson182
      @smittyvanjagermanjenson182 8 месяцев назад +1

      I feel like these and the more recent Bat-canned episodes are the perfect amount. They just all feel so organic. If these just kept going, it would get tiring and less memorable

  • @fwhasu3690
    @fwhasu3690 3 года назад +255

    Gordon: "All right I gotta got to bed"
    Batman: "SWEAR TO ME!"
    funniest shit ever I promise you

    • @colinater237
      @colinater237 2 года назад +1

      you could so tell pete was dying to say that at the very end

  • @kylestalnaker
    @kylestalnaker 5 лет назад +312

    He actually did a fantastic joker impression.

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 лет назад +30

      Ironically, Badman never actually met the Joker.

  • @gr7582
    @gr7582 4 года назад +226

    31:30 "now you have my permission to cry." Bruh that was actually kinda savage 🤣

  • @seriouslysilly
    @seriouslysilly 2 месяца назад +2

    I love how it implies that before each sketch Batman was acting completely normal

  • @nickkrasny1562
    @nickkrasny1562 3 года назад +180

    “Sometimes, the sexiest thing a woman can do... is FORGIVE.”
    My personal favorite

    • @Albtraum_TDDC
      @Albtraum_TDDC 3 года назад +11

      but what does it mean? Can we trust her?

  • @seandavis312
    @seandavis312 4 года назад +82

    "Batman, what do you have on your wrists?" "I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!!!"
    I almost died laughing.😂😂

  • @crashlanding9938
    @crashlanding9938 5 лет назад +303

    The most savage part was probably when Batman wiped the tears of bane on his mentors panties and told him to cry. Obliterated.

    • @Marq5104
      @Marq5104 5 лет назад +15

      I'm just surprised Bane never questioned the "no protection" line lol

    • @spencer4581
      @spencer4581 4 года назад +3

      Now you have my permission to cry

  • @NYC_2b_or_Not_2b
    @NYC_2b_or_Not_2b Год назад +5

    Keep the Bad Man scripts coming.
    These are Really Good.
    Been watching them for a long time with my Wife. Thank you for these great Bad Man Videos.

  • @Shnailz67
    @Shnailz67 5 лет назад +227

    “It’s okay, these words will be his last”
    “Her last words were, SPIT IN MY MOUTH”

  • @gaburearu
    @gaburearu 4 года назад +151

    This isn't the Batman we deserved... it's the Batman we needed."

    • @e88e16
      @e88e16 3 года назад

      True lol

  • @grimreminder5038
    @grimreminder5038 5 лет назад +92

    "You'll wake him..."
    That is the most terrifying Batman

  • @JesusChristSaves.
    @JesusChristSaves. 2 месяца назад +3

    Lol 35:38 is underrated... Catwoman says "sigh".. We're saved!!! And the Commish says "And he got rid of the bomb!" 😅 As in they were saved from Batman annoying them, plus he got rid of the bomb 💣