Pete Holmes' Badman (Complete Series)

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024

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  • @joshkaid
    @joshkaid 4 года назад +3595

    Riddler: What'll come out of the gun.
    Batman: *INJUSTICE*

  • @isaacshuman5962
    @isaacshuman5962 4 года назад +5446

    Hands down the best on screen rendition of Batman

    • @oiokuyasu7929
      @oiokuyasu7929 4 года назад +6

      Ok buddy

    • @jhonea6535
      @jhonea6535 4 года назад +29

      Umm...Lego Batman...?

    • @MasterBruce1984
      @MasterBruce1984 4 года назад +11

      Agree whole heartedly.

    • @andrewroy9263
      @andrewroy9263 4 года назад +17

      More like dumb-est (ok, so that's better if your read it and not sound it out. Also, I meant literally dumbest, not dumbly written.)

    • @MasterBruce1984
      @MasterBruce1984 4 года назад +14

      @@andrewroy9263 we all agree. But, it was written as such, and if you take it as nothing but satire, it's enjoyable. I enjoyed it.

  • @toxicdemon1315
    @toxicdemon1315 4 года назад +1730

    4:35
    Scarecrow: *sprays Badman*
    Badman: INTIMACY!!
    Me: That actually makes a lot of sense.

    • @bancomachala2744
      @bancomachala2744 4 года назад +52

      Now that I think of it, Batman's actual fears would be greatly interesting (and subject for many studies) for many shrinks around the world.

    • @comradederekamogus2047
      @comradederekamogus2047 4 года назад +25

      He became filthy frank when he was sprayed

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 4 года назад +11

      @@bancomachala2744 I mean, of crane had continued being a doctor instead of becoming Scarecrow, he may have been able to help Batman.

    • @lazyliongames5858
      @lazyliongames5858 3 года назад +10

      What is intamacy?
      Asking for a friend
      Definitely

    • @OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051
      @OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051 3 года назад +11

      Girl scout cookies....
      I DONT HAVE ANY CASH!!! 😂

  • @t_doggames4065
    @t_doggames4065 Год назад +307

    "Harvey Dent... Can we trust him?"
    "We're past that"
    My favorite running joke in the series xD

  • @jasonq7504
    @jasonq7504 4 года назад +7361

    What’s really funny is that even though he’s portrayed as an idiot, he’s in complete control of every situation.

    • @ItchiestBum
      @ItchiestBum 4 года назад +99

      Jason Q so true

    • @minhthaile8374
      @minhthaile8374 4 года назад +205

      That's his superpower i guess

    • @LevCallahan
      @LevCallahan 4 года назад +128

      So Jack Sparrow.
      or... Bat Sparrow.

    • @ilyaszakaria8312
      @ilyaszakaria8312 4 года назад +47

      @@minhthaile8374 no he's superpower is actually being ritch

    • @imnotsmartbutimdumb
      @imnotsmartbutimdumb 4 года назад +40

      It’s when you have lots of whealth

  • @rango_1013
    @rango_1013 4 года назад +11983

    Years have passed yet the question remains: Harvey Dent, can we trust him?

  • @RyguyAlpha
    @RyguyAlpha 4 года назад +2090

    “I fight crime in a rubber suit. Really SEALS in the flavor.” God, that line always gets me.

    • @Brian-sf6ew
      @Brian-sf6ew 4 года назад +56

      So does Bane's reaction to that line.

    • @CSD-Actual
      @CSD-Actual 4 года назад +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @christurner2008
      @christurner2008 4 года назад +67

      The "you now have my permission to cry" is what gets me every time

    • @KJetixsSuccessor
      @KJetixsSuccessor 3 года назад +7

      @@christurner2008 Ditto. 😂🤣

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 3 года назад +36

      if you watch the outtakes there’s a really good line, dealing with the “can’t stop thinking about sex” skit:
      “clean up on isle...69....that’s a very large super market!”
      and the guy playing bane totally breaks and laughs.

  • @Bestialce2007
    @Bestialce2007 Год назад +336

    29:35 Badman saying "we didn't use protection and I offer" which is what finally gets Bane to go "MF" is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time I can't ☠☠☠

    • @DallasHarv
      @DallasHarv Год назад +18

      now, you have my permission to cry.

  • @Mankind5490
    @Mankind5490 4 года назад +4717

    I would pay extra to watch this as a full movie.

    • @depurasangre86
      @depurasangre86 4 года назад +66

      (in batman voice): extra? wait...am i paying for this?

    • @7StarHeryla
      @7StarHeryla 4 года назад +59

      I’m surprised DC didn’t pick this up to make a parody, would make hella money

    • @fardmaster4049
      @fardmaster4049 3 года назад +6

      @Kryptic you just did

    • @mastergwaha
      @mastergwaha 3 года назад +8

      @@fardmaster4049 i know but we want more!!!

    • @sweetjohnny8211
      @sweetjohnny8211 3 года назад +10

      I'd totally let you pay extra so I could watch this as a full movie too. Thanks buddy!

  • @chrism9420
    @chrism9420 3 года назад +3114

    All joking aside, they did a pretty good job recreating all the moments from the trilogy

    • @theimperfektartist
      @theimperfektartist 3 года назад +71

      Exactly! I'm still amazed how they recreated the atmosphere of the trilogy flawlessly. Perfect indeed

    • @haninditabudhi6574
      @haninditabudhi6574 2 года назад +46

      Joker clown interrogation scene is the best though 😁😁😁

    • @jjones797
      @jjones797 2 года назад +18

      He’s got the voice and mouth down to perfection.

    • @titans-fx8dj
      @titans-fx8dj 2 года назад +6

      @@jjones797 probably had his voice recorded

    • @itsjustchris6000
      @itsjustchris6000 Год назад +2

      This is my tenth time rewatching this video… still laugh stupidly hard

  • @ThomasTranGD
    @ThomasTranGD 4 года назад +5617

    I like to imagine this is one version of Batman within the multiverse

    • @Ghostsk141
      @Ghostsk141 4 года назад +247

      And I like to think on top of that he uses deliberate stupidity to disarm and disorient his foes xD

    • @ThePinkRubber
      @ThePinkRubber 4 года назад +130

      It is highly possible. Does dc ever mention about having infinite unvirses where you have infinite alter ego in each infinite dimension? If yes, then this is canon

    • @Bell_Jingle
      @Bell_Jingle 4 года назад +118

      I like to believe that this is the most realistic depiction of how a angry depressed traumatized child would be in real life as Batman in his adult life 😂

    • @imoneoldfart6804
      @imoneoldfart6804 4 года назад +38

      Absolutly incompetent amd.unreliable but still does everything that the real movie batman did?

    • @fatboymatt
      @fatboymatt 4 года назад +38

      As the Commissioner Gordon from Earth-CH I can tell you we live on Earth-CH

  • @peterharris6409
    @peterharris6409 Год назад +502

    "I was a boy,... now im a bat" literally makes me laugh every single time to this day

    • @saurabhkanhere7033
      @saurabhkanhere7033 11 месяцев назад +2

      Stopped reading at literally

    • @caseycat
      @caseycat 9 месяцев назад

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀​@@saurabhkanhere7033

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 7 месяцев назад +6

      Started reading at literally

    • @gamingpanda7516
      @gamingpanda7516 5 месяцев назад +3

      Started reading

    • @emilym4276
      @emilym4276 4 месяца назад +1

      reading

  • @somewhatheroicproductions823
    @somewhatheroicproductions823 2 года назад +953

    “Injustice, the tools of cowards and criminals.” That’s such a Batman line, and was perfectly utilized in the Riddler segment. 😂

    • @marcusbonathung1648
      @marcusbonathung1648 2 года назад +7

      Couldn't agree more!!!

    • @henrysokol3466
      @henrysokol3466 2 года назад +22

      "Are you serious right now? Because I've got about ten more riddles that are _way_ harder than this one. This is, like, just to introduce the concept of me riddling you."

    • @haydera.6197
      @haydera.6197 Год назад

      🎉 0:14

    • @luminexgamer658
      @luminexgamer658 Год назад +8

      The best part is that when he says that, the music appears all of the sudden

  • @trevorm751
    @trevorm751 2 года назад +1569

    the guy who plays Gordon has some serious range, he plays a bunch of characters, even multiple in the same skits. dude is a legend

    • @commaJim
      @commaJim 2 года назад +37

      He's super funny. I love it

    • @70sman
      @70sman 2 года назад +79

      His name is Matthew J. McCarthy and he's really great

    • @emperorpicard7222
      @emperorpicard7222 Год назад +18

      Sometimes, he takes his glasses off.

    • @CarpeDiem23
      @CarpeDiem23 Год назад +7

      Especially in the video "I knew it", probably the funniest video on youtube

    • @Tenchi707
      @Tenchi707 Год назад +4

      The fact he's better than Oldman and you say he has some serious range lol he's a legend

  • @vsarachnos5414
    @vsarachnos5414 3 года назад +969

    That: "DOCTOR FISHY NOOOOOOOOO", was like, the most emotion I've e ever heard in anything.

    • @TheLeadhound
      @TheLeadhound 3 года назад +52

      I OVER FED THESE MEN?!?

    • @johnwayne5505
      @johnwayne5505 2 года назад +8

      Well if dr fishy was still alive then wouldn't him dropping the bomb in the bay kill dr fishy and any of de fishy friend's?

    • @Eccentric_Charlie
      @Eccentric_Charlie 2 года назад +6

      @@johnwayne5505 They would swim away in time...

    • @mahna_mahna
      @mahna_mahna 2 года назад

      I feel like it's a (possibly unconscious) reference to Space Ghost. There was a bit where he mourned the passing of his fish (which he electrocuted while trying to shave it with an electric shaver) by shouting, "No! Dr. Fishopolis!"

  • @tresdabney703
    @tresdabney703 Год назад +394

    "Anddd what's going to come out of the gun?"
    "INJUSTICE, the tools of cowards and criminals"
    Greatest line ever hahaha

    • @Senile_Yeti
      @Senile_Yeti Год назад +3

      That line alone made me buy the game Injustice. I’m not shitting you

    • @mikek7660
      @mikek7660 Год назад +2

      I love how they use the epic swelling music at that moment too 😂

    • @christopherbennett7027
      @christopherbennett7027 11 месяцев назад

      Helicopters?

    • @SunlightGwyn
      @SunlightGwyn Месяц назад

      @@mikek7660 12:00 Same! But they changed the music from the original version for some reason.

  • @DuelaDent52
    @DuelaDent52 2 года назад +1809

    0:00 - Batman Chooses His Voice
    2:35 - Batman vs. The Scarecrow
    6:11 - Batman Blows His Cover
    10:25 - Batman Meets The Riddler
    14:06 - Batman Vanishing
    16:16 - Batman Interrogation
    19:05 - Batman Meets Two-Face
    23:03 - Batman vs. The Penguin
    27:41 - Batman Can’t Stop Thinking About Sex
    31:41 - Batman Says His Goodbyes
    36:02 - Batman and Superman Team Up
    41:29 - Batman of the Office (CollegeHumor’s All-Nighter sketch)
    45:50 - Gag reel

  • @wolfofmollysfall6668
    @wolfofmollysfall6668 3 года назад +5803

    I would totally watch an actual Pete Holmes Batman movie

  • @tjtarlock4978
    @tjtarlock4978 4 года назад +1186

    “I OVERFED THESE MEN?!” Had me dead

    • @TheBizzerker
      @TheBizzerker 4 года назад +34

      tjtarlock You mean asleep.

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 4 года назад +11

      It was a Major Game Changer.

    • @daltonbroadus3927
      @daltonbroadus3927 4 года назад +11

      I literally read this as I came to this point of the video.

    • @julianwhitton5272
      @julianwhitton5272 4 года назад +9

      MR FISHY? NOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @awan6262
      @awan6262 4 года назад +3

      i liked this comment then i undo for the sake of this world.

  • @kevinsteel7875
    @kevinsteel7875 Год назад +100

    The best line by far is "Two Face! What have you done with Harvey and Scary Face? They've done nothing to you!"

  • @powerplant7063
    @powerplant7063 3 года назад +686

    talia:"it was a cruel ploy to gain your confidence" batman: "that was a cruel ploy? sign me up for another!"

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so 3 года назад +1052

    Riddler: What comes out of a gun?
    Batman: *HELICOPTER*

    • @smokeythereactor5929
      @smokeythereactor5929 3 года назад +22

      Fallout mods be like

    • @Chicken_Wing91
      @Chicken_Wing91 3 года назад +30

      Definitely helicopters.. guy just didn’t want to admit batman was right

    • @shaquezr.9541
      @shaquezr.9541 3 года назад +4

      It’s true tho

    • @cajs100
      @cajs100 3 года назад +17

      *injustice, tools of cowards and criminals*

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 3 года назад +6

      It's "Bu-"

  • @EverythingThereIs
    @EverythingThereIs 4 года назад +3438

    If DC doesn't let Pete Holmes do Badman as one of the multiverse characters, Marvel will win.

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 3 года назад +63

      I'd still say Marvel would win but that would be the only way DC could ever try to catch up

    • @alexmason2659
      @alexmason2659 3 года назад +47

      @@92brunod Marvel wins when it comes to child movies DC wins when it comes to adult movies

    • @YouScareMe1
      @YouScareMe1 3 года назад +48

      @@alexmason2659 DC really only wins at animated movies but Marvel is catching up. Into the Spiderverse alone is better than almost all DC Animated Movies. Marvel has beaten DC in almost every medium except comics and video games where both are pretty much equal. DC "adult" movies still perform worse than MCU movies both critically and in box office.

    • @maloloy-ondianah9240
      @maloloy-ondianah9240 3 года назад +9

      @@YouScareMe1DC won at TV series

    • @YouScareMe1
      @YouScareMe1 3 года назад +16

      @@maloloy-ondianah9240 Daredevil, WandaVision, Jessica Jones, and Punisher are all better than any of the CW shows with the only good show being Watchman

  • @theintunity
    @theintunity Год назад +62

    Badman refering to his morningwood as the bat signal completely killed 😂

  • @JohnGuastavino1
    @JohnGuastavino1 3 года назад +1151

    He addresses Bane as "guy who breathes through a crab." That's just hilarious.

    • @colinater237
      @colinater237 2 года назад +20

      Lost it on that one lol

    • @GlennTillema
      @GlennTillema 2 года назад

      "Which one of these tubes do you smell through" he demands, shoving her underwear in his face. God, just died laughing!

    • @ronishchaudhary
      @ronishchaudhary Год назад +12

      “Which hole do you breathe from?” 😂🤣

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV Год назад

      @@ronishchaudhary not even close

  • @EllieBergeron92
    @EllieBergeron92 4 года назад +2150

    Everybody: Who's your favorite Batman? Is it Bale? Keaton? West?
    Me: Holmes.

    • @JackMensahBonsu
      @JackMensahBonsu 4 года назад +7

      West

    • @AxeKick80
      @AxeKick80 4 года назад +7

      Kilmer?

    • @jasonq7504
      @jasonq7504 4 года назад +1

      Me, Halloween 8yrs old. Don’t think so? Guess who’s still around! 👌🧐

    • @DreamerDeceiver76
      @DreamerDeceiver76 4 года назад +3

      I love how you only good batmen, my favorite is of course Keaton

    • @jasonq7504
      @jasonq7504 4 года назад +8

      Jim Pickens Keaton was the most believable of the Batman roles.

  • @werdna1969
    @werdna1969 4 года назад +161

    “Helicopter” is such a versatile answer.

  • @The_Pariah
    @The_Pariah 5 месяцев назад +12

    0:00 - Batman Chooses His Voice - [Nov 7, 2011]
    2:34 - Batman Vs. Scarecrow - [Aug 13, 2012]
    6:10 - Batman Blows His Cover - [Jun 12, 2012]
    10:24 - Batman Meets the Riddler - [Oct 4, 2011]
    14:05 - Batman Vanishing - [Oct 26, 2009]
    16:15 - Batman Interrogation - [Sep 19, 2011]
    19:05 - Batman Meets Two-Face - [Jul 16, 2012]
    23:03 - Batman vs the Penguin - [Apr 15, 2013]
    27:41 - Batman Can't Stop Thinking About Sex - [Nov 19, 2012]
    31:40 - Batman Says His Goodbyes - [Mar 4, 2013]
    36:01 - Batman and Superman Team Up - [Oct 21, 2013]
    41:27 - All-Nighter: Batman of the Office - [May 22, 2014]
    45:49 - Batman: The Outtakes - [May 22, 2013]

  • @insomania1840
    @insomania1840 4 года назад +470

    “I used my... SKilLs. That-I-Learned-In-The-Mountains.”

  • @eagleboy7137
    @eagleboy7137 4 года назад +551

    "I will analyze it," eyes widen, "with SCIENCE."

    • @Kevincollins1990
      @Kevincollins1990 4 года назад +5

      Lol no one even seems to notice epic comment!

    • @remy_james
      @remy_james 3 года назад +7

      That quote has been a reference for me and my homies since the Pete Holmes show. Love it!

  • @MaxMiller94
    @MaxMiller94 4 года назад +546

    "I used my skills... that I learned in the mountains!"

    • @veryp.c.2220
      @veryp.c.2220 4 года назад +5

      Great line ae lol

    • @dr3kill_em211
      @dr3kill_em211 4 года назад

      I was literally about to comment this😂😂ur the goat

    • @tigermaximus8003
      @tigermaximus8003 4 года назад

      jajajaj hey ? did you see harbis face? how fiiurious he looked jajajaj? ommgg! i fell out!;) jajaja

  • @Sean-Johnson
    @Sean-Johnson Год назад +100

    To be fair, enraging Riddler to a mental breakdown by playing dumb is a good way to defeat him.

  • @Warfolomei
    @Warfolomei 2 года назад +601

    "I gave you beating not that you deserved, but the one you needed." Just the funniest scene.

    • @Andorski
      @Andorski Год назад +13

      Then he asks the dude if he wanted one of his telescopes! 😂🤣

    • @iananderson4754
      @iananderson4754 11 месяцев назад +3

      God, that reminds me of the worst parenting book. That actually sounds like a quote from it. "A child's heart rejoices as it is freed of its' guilt in response to the lashes" led to the death of 8 kids

    • @kameronmyles2013
      @kameronmyles2013 4 месяца назад

      I read that as it happened😂

  • @secla_SC
    @secla_SC Год назад +1295

    The “I overfed these men?” line gets me every time.

    • @gonebanana5049
      @gonebanana5049 Год назад +53

      Dr. Fishy NOOOOO

    • @martinfiedler4317
      @martinfiedler4317 Год назад +27

      Yea, that is a good one.
      Another one, I always break at is "in an order that would surprise you"

    • @thebigmanufacturer
      @thebigmanufacturer Год назад +16

      @@martinfiedler4317 "I found it. Im the world's greatest detective."

    • @oldschooldan1698
      @oldschooldan1698 Год назад +15

      "I fight crime in a rubber suit....really seals in the flavor."

    • @meltin9026
      @meltin9026 Год назад

      @@gonebanana5049my ringtone. I absolutely love it

  • @mAtHy0o
    @mAtHy0o 4 года назад +1269

    I feel like they wanted to drop this earlier but they just forgot about it and just now remembered it

    • @jhonea6535
      @jhonea6535 4 года назад +19

      This has def been posted before.

    • @luke__s0l0
      @luke__s0l0 4 года назад +17

      They just want some of that ad revenue for 0 effort. I wonder how long it takes until they start uploading worthless compilations like this weekly.

    • @Droggel07
      @Droggel07 4 года назад +6

      @@luke__s0l0 I didn''t find another upload but even if they still make a lot of original content.

    • @Floedekage
      @Floedekage 4 года назад +2

      I've never seen this? Is it old, or?

    • @lamaduckie932
      @lamaduckie932 4 года назад +7

      Floedekage few years old

  • @charlesgordon6881
    @charlesgordon6881 2 месяца назад +60

    "Guy who breathes through a crab" has got to be the funniest description of Bane I've ever heard

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 4 года назад +257

    4:21 “Fluorescent light bulbs! Save the earth, but at what weird, twisty cost?!?!” Makes sense. 😂🤣😂

    • @incompleteriver770
      @incompleteriver770 3 года назад +5

      "Baths! A quick shower, is just as refreshing, and uses ONE THIRD THE WATER"

    • @nodrogdivad
      @nodrogdivad 3 года назад +2

      Mercury pollution, that's at what cost.... Hooray for LEDs! Except I hate them and I buy illicit incandescent lights on the Dark Web.

  • @CptCoon
    @CptCoon 4 года назад +1645

    “Girl Scouts knocking on the door I DONT HAVE ANY CASH!”
    Says Batman the billionaire

    • @DrPomma
      @DrPomma 4 года назад +110

      Girl scouts don't take credit card

    • @logicalmisery3737
      @logicalmisery3737 4 года назад +106

      Super rich people don’t carry cash. Neither do super poor people.

    • @mussymuss1
      @mussymuss1 4 года назад +31

      How do you think they stay rich.

    • @RuefulCenturion
      @RuefulCenturion 4 года назад +13

      @Mussy Muss Tax cuts. Tax loopholes.

    • @Blue-uy8tr
      @Blue-uy8tr 4 года назад

      R/technically *NOT* thetruth

  • @SkillBill1000.
    @SkillBill1000. 4 года назад +995

    “Not the beating that he deserved, but the beating that he needed” 😂😂😂

    • @kenjioda96
      @kenjioda96 3 года назад +38

      My parents every night

    • @Fedico7000
      @Fedico7000 3 года назад +17

      @@kenjioda96
      *Oof*

  • @actorpmw
    @actorpmw Год назад +68

    “Batman what do you have on your wrists?”
    “I’M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!”

  • @alienbacon656
    @alienbacon656 4 года назад +528

    Kumail Nanjani started off in a parody DC vid, selling falafel and now he’s super ripped and will be in a Marvel movie! Weird timeline we’re in

    • @theblopperify
      @theblopperify 4 года назад +23

      well, he did start off in Jake and Amir, but yeah :) crazy timeline :P

    • @JayKayEllEmm
      @JayKayEllEmm 4 года назад

      Alien Bacon Who is he gonna play?

    • @subscriberswithnovideos-rr9qk
      @subscriberswithnovideos-rr9qk 4 года назад

      Yeah who is he playing?

    • @zaimusic_150
      @zaimusic_150 4 года назад +6

      Boni Chodes I cant remember but he’s gonna be in Marvels: Eternals

    • @alcairr4934
      @alcairr4934 4 года назад +1

      @@JayKayEllEmm He is playing Kingo Sunen

  • @a_stranger_loop
    @a_stranger_loop 4 года назад +259

    “A is for Alfred... B is for BATSZ”
    Guy’s I can’t feel my legs I am laughing so hard.

    • @armorhide406
      @armorhide406 4 года назад +3

      The way he says porridge made me cry

  • @JLin943
    @JLin943 4 года назад +1633

    “My father only saw a monster who could not be tamed.”
    “You tamed my monster...with your mouth. And two other places...In an order that would surprise you!”

    • @ultimatenintendoninja5450
      @ultimatenintendoninja5450 4 года назад +192

      *Ass Mouth Vag*

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 4 года назад +39

      *"Alright! THAT'S IT! Thet is my **_love_** you're speaking to."*

    • @JLin943
      @JLin943 4 года назад +59

      Ultimate Nintendo Ninja “These words will be his last...”
      “Her last words were, “SPIT IN MY MOUTH!”

    • @officialshow2937
      @officialshow2937 4 года назад +22

      I laughed too hard at this

    • @P-Cold_Train
      @P-Cold_Train 4 года назад +10

      A*s mouth vag

  • @Just_a_panda_sitting
    @Just_a_panda_sitting Год назад +1236

    Even after two years of this video being up the real question is: Harvey Dent can we trust him?

    • @joshuakarr-BibleMan
      @joshuakarr-BibleMan Год назад +26

      Well, he seems to be the best we've-
      Hey!

    • @lulmikey2249
      @lulmikey2249 Год назад +1

      That videos been out for years

    • @willdallas53
      @willdallas53 Год назад +8

      @@lulmikey2249did he say being out or did he say being up? He said being up. He’s referring to this particular upload, goober.

    • @nielrossouw7831
      @nielrossouw7831 Год назад

      You win the interwebz!

    • @candispong9233
      @candispong9233 Год назад +2

      So you copy the most highly liked comment on this video I see. Are you that desperate for attention?

  • @sisyphus456
    @sisyphus456 4 года назад +2922

    Harvey Dent can we trust him

    • @jaydot6785
      @jaydot6785 4 года назад +85

      No, we can't trust him, because hes two-face, and hes dead and you killed him, and bane told every- AND JUST LEAVE!

    • @RonnieBarzel
      @RonnieBarzel 4 года назад +26

      J Dot Yeah, but can he be trusted?

    • @solidwolfbendlin
      @solidwolfbendlin 4 года назад +9

      NO I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS.. HARVEY DENT CAN WE TRUST HIM!?

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 4 года назад +5

      @@RonnieBarzel NO! NOW SAVE THE FUCKIN' CITY!

    • @blackhokage1744
      @blackhokage1744 4 года назад +2

      @@logicaloverdrive8197 tell alfredo to suck it

  • @doobliheim4139
    @doobliheim4139 2 года назад +237

    "We're saved!"
    "And he got rid of the bomb."
    Slick one, there

    • @Chicken_Wing91
      @Chicken_Wing91 Год назад +8

      “Oohhh whhhaaaat a hero!!”

    • @its_loosha
      @its_loosha 11 месяцев назад +3

      “Some days you can’t get rid of a bomb”
      -Adam West

  • @cranberrysack2139
    @cranberrysack2139 4 года назад +603

    “I over-fed these men?”

  • @morgangreene19
    @morgangreene19 Год назад +22

    I keep coming back to this. This would be the show, not that we deserve, but the one we need. We need something like this on primetime.

  • @jeffanderson6806
    @jeffanderson6806 4 года назад +655

    The skit with the birthday clown is even funnier after the Joker movie.

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 4 года назад +19

      NAILED the costume, to the point I think Joker's costume designers should pay royalties, haha

    • @Blaze_the_cat_
      @Blaze_the_cat_ 4 года назад +2

      Imagine that lawsuit though

  • @ryanlambe6004
    @ryanlambe6004 4 года назад +97

    Talk about feeling old... these classics came out 7 years ago

  • @mikhailreitigno649
    @mikhailreitigno649 4 года назад +658

    It's been years and we still don't know where the other drugs were going.

    • @kobrien4121
      @kobrien4121 4 года назад +48

      We still don't know if we can trust Harvey Dent 🦇

    • @floggyWM1
      @floggyWM1 4 года назад +25

      @@kobrien4121 did we ever find out who was the other guy on the roof when commissioner took the glasses off?

    • @gamertrask9153
      @gamertrask9153 4 года назад +4

      Empire Lifts Back DC is doing good for comedy with stuff like the Animated Harley Quinn show

    • @shurikentuna
      @shurikentuna 4 года назад +8

      I still don't know the answer to the riddle.

    • @floggyWM1
      @floggyWM1 4 года назад +11

      @@shurikentuna its HELICOPTERS

  • @pyroturtle21
    @pyroturtle21 Год назад +74

    I love how the only time Gordan and Batman get along is when they're roasting someone

  • @thatguywiththeface2444
    @thatguywiththeface2444 3 года назад +261

    "IN AN ORDER THAT WOULD SURPRISE YOU!" omg...

  • @onlyme219
    @onlyme219 2 года назад +157

    The filming, quality, and genius in Peters's performance in these deserve an Oscar, I've lost count over the years how many times I've re-watched them all.

  • @ThePinkRubber
    @ThePinkRubber 4 года назад +1546

    "get over your dead parents already"
    "didn't your parents die?"
    *squeal*
    Man, i love that

  • @richiooi
    @richiooi Год назад +25

    "What have you done to Harvey and scary face"

  • @kobeanbryant9256
    @kobeanbryant9256 3 года назад +474

    "I OVERFED THESE MEN?"
    best line ever

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 4 года назад +956

    Its been seven years..
    And we never found out if we could trust Harvey Dent?

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 4 года назад +32

      You think we can trust him?

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 4 года назад +22

      Well, he seems to be about the best we've.... got....

    • @Canadian_Zac
      @Canadian_Zac 4 года назад +31

      We also never found out the true identity of 2-face, or what he did to Harvey-Face and Scary-Face

    • @tlrlml
      @tlrlml 4 года назад +11

      @@Canadian_Zac They got tired, there sleeping.

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 4 года назад +6

      @@Canadian_Zac Scary-Face didn't make it, but Two-Face is still at large.

  • @the_creed7969
    @the_creed7969 4 года назад +873

    What comes out the barrel of a gun?!
    *INJUSTICE*
    Man, I missed these videos.

    • @hrj3890
      @hrj3890 4 года назад +2

      The_Creed was

    • @azkamil
      @azkamil 4 года назад +5

      ikr

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад

      Better download them in case the recent implosion of CollegeHumor's financial situation forces them to shut down their RUclips channel...

    • @SlimShady17182
      @SlimShady17182 4 года назад +2

      The tools of, cowards and criminals..

  • @Sgtturtle22
    @Sgtturtle22 Год назад +206

    “I GOT DRUNK AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY IM SORRY!!! 😭😭😭😭” LMAO never fails to make me laugh 😂😂😂😂

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 Год назад +7

      "All I had was two beers and a cooking sherry"
      "WHICH IS!?"
      "A fortified wine"

    • @crabman2010
      @crabman2010 11 месяцев назад +7

      "I'M SORRY I BROKE YOUR ONE RULE... GIANT BAT!!!!!"

  • @Clouded-Logic
    @Clouded-Logic 3 года назад +823

    The emotion of Harvey saying "By flipping a fucking coin!" Could really feel that.

    • @cnnr_
      @cnnr_ 2 года назад +17

      I'm a year 7-12 math teacher. I not only feel that, but LIVE it. Lol

    • @brettjohnson8725
      @brettjohnson8725 2 года назад

      “Gimme my son dipshit”😂

    • @Tenchi707
      @Tenchi707 Год назад +4

      @@cnnr_ friggin probability

    • @TrateMusic
      @TrateMusic Год назад +2

      Two face honestly is frightening in this performance, he plays unhinged really well

  • @pianocard2786
    @pianocard2786 4 года назад +162

    I say this with the up-most certainly, that Pete Holmes deserves to be mentioned in the discussion when it comes to great Batman’s

  • @kylestalnaker
    @kylestalnaker 4 года назад +312

    He actually did a fantastic joker impression.

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 4 года назад +29

      Ironically, Badman never actually met the Joker.

  • @hollywont9447
    @hollywont9447 Год назад +16

    “No, I’m Wiggles. Garbage is a different clown…”

  • @jackkraken3888
    @jackkraken3888 4 года назад +121

    This might be the greatest sketch Collegehumoar has ever done.

  • @OGNarsty
    @OGNarsty 4 года назад +305

    The genius of switching Rachel’s just like the movie

  • @mattjoling2085
    @mattjoling2085 4 года назад +538

    "most people know me as shooter McGavin, but thanks for knowing my work"

    • @fatcatm0rty360
      @fatcatm0rty360 3 года назад +5

      Everyone knows him as Goose from Grease 2

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 3 года назад +3

      Kent mansley, he works for the government

    • @NJDFAN76
      @NJDFAN76 3 года назад +2

      @@ComicWriter-ml3qt “ Where’s the giant Mansley? “

    • @incompleteriver770
      @incompleteriver770 3 года назад +1

      INVISALIGN BRACES

    • @dr.2335
      @dr.2335 3 года назад +1

      Best cameo ever. Dedicated randomness.

  • @ryanhickey1424
    @ryanhickey1424 Год назад +19

    This series is the gift that keeps on giving 10 years later

  • @Brian-sf6ew
    @Brian-sf6ew 4 года назад +489

    "That's not the Joker,It's a birthday clown."
    *Batman punches him anyway*
    THANK YOU,BATMAN.

  • @Elipsis150
    @Elipsis150 3 года назад +363

    I lost it at the scarecrow scene:
    "No! Stay away from me Christopher McDonald!"
    And then it's Christopher McDonald, "Hey Batman, how you doing?"

    • @nicholaspalmer5172
      @nicholaspalmer5172 2 года назад +21

      Chris Makenzie, you keep your distance!

    • @quiggaxx
      @quiggaxx 2 года назад +19

      @@nicholaspalmer5172 goose McKenzie ** from Grease 2.. my fav roll he ever played lol

    • @henrysokol3466
      @henrysokol3466 2 года назад +16

      Crane get overjoyed when he finally thinks one of Batman's fears makes sense, only for the hysterical hero to briefly calm down and correct him: "No, no, no. Not bats.... _baths._ " Once it's clear that's been done, the gibbering starts right where it left off.

    • @entropyinc2054
      @entropyinc2054 2 года назад +17

      When he says "most people remember me as Shooter McGavin," I died. He came to a bar I was at and he got so annoyed at everyone shouting "SHOOTER!" at him.

    • @Redhotquagmire
      @Redhotquagmire Год назад +1

      ​@@entropyinc2054are you kidding? I woulda been proud of that shit! Happy Gilmore is an amazing movie ❤ lol

  • @grimreminder5038
    @grimreminder5038 4 года назад +92

    "You'll wake him..."
    That is the most terrifying Batman

  • @gr7582
    @gr7582 4 года назад +226

    31:30 "now you have my permission to cry." Bruh that was actually kinda savage 🤣

  • @gsofficial
    @gsofficial 3 года назад +99

    Fun Fact: At roughly 39:00 batman accuses superman of being a Newsie. Christian Bale was the star of Newsies.

  • @stevenqu3
    @stevenqu3 4 года назад +603

    "It's my people's symbol for hope."
    "Hope starts with an H, stupid."
    Hands down, best line.

    • @titou1er870
      @titou1er870 4 года назад +28

      Steven Qu
      Hey ! What does this 🖕🏼 means on Krypton ? Gratitude ?
      2nd best line 😂

    • @HFaden-vl8qn
      @HFaden-vl8qn 4 года назад +2

      Hahaha. Best lines!

    • @pedrovilar6123
      @pedrovilar6123 4 года назад +2

      Suprised they didnt slam the name. Superman is sooooooo boring

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 4 года назад +3

      Pedro Vilar yeah but like Captain America and Iron Man and Batman and The Flash and Green Lantern we’ve gotten so used to them their not stupid

    • @grassdungeon8433
      @grassdungeon8433 4 года назад

      I e been looking for this comment

  • @isaiahpero7837
    @isaiahpero7837 Год назад +27

    That, "What's the point of being the Man Of Steel if you don't know how to use all that metal?" line, followed by the High-5 always kills me! 40:17 😂🤣

    • @johnassimakopoulos8954
      @johnassimakopoulos8954 7 месяцев назад +1

      *Ur adorable, what are u gonna do sweetie, burn us with ur magic eyes* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ReverendMeat51
    @ReverendMeat51 4 года назад +99

    "In an order that may surprise you" slays ever yet

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 3 года назад +199

    35:38 'We're saved!'
    'And he got rid of the bomb!'

    • @alexmason2659
      @alexmason2659 3 года назад +3

      What a hero

    • @arn3107
      @arn3107 3 года назад +12

      only now have i understood what she meant by "we're saved."

  • @JammastaJ23
    @JammastaJ23 4 года назад +543

    The fact that Pete Holmes isn't a household name yet is a travesty. The Pete Holmes show was great.

    • @15thCrypt
      @15thCrypt 4 года назад +16

      I love rewatching Ex-Men & Street Fighter: Red Tape

    • @puneethvenkatrao332
      @puneethvenkatrao332 4 года назад +13

      He's fantastic in skits, each consistently funny, way better than SNL skits now. Although he's not so good at stand up.

    • @BGlasnost
      @BGlasnost 4 года назад +5

      He kinda sucked as an interviewer but the skits were top notch, on the level of Key and Peele

  • @CorundumDevil
    @CorundumDevil Год назад +38

    The Pacino impression always gets me. This series has so many good laughs, but I was genuinely impressed by his Pacino.

    • @TrateMusic
      @TrateMusic Год назад +4

      Whadda you do at night, huh? Fight criiiime

  • @sethc6895
    @sethc6895 4 года назад +255

    Pete's Joker is pretty good, but anyone who's seen 2019 Joker knows that wiggles was the one we should really be scared of...
    Batman had the right idea

    • @aaliyahrammstein6674
      @aaliyahrammstein6674 4 года назад +7

      Batman MADE Wiggles!!!!!!

    • @Blaze_the_cat_
      @Blaze_the_cat_ 4 года назад +3

      Seth Clayton plot twist that was the jokers joker lol

    • @jasonq7504
      @jasonq7504 4 года назад +1

      Full disclosure, we all kinda knew that.

  • @zaheersarang6466
    @zaheersarang6466 3 года назад +507

    Bruce punching a mime after telling him to talk is just brilliant

    • @jerodast
      @jerodast 3 года назад +5

      Honestly I want to see how Badman would react to a mime, just in general.

    • @hoangnguyen3268
      @hoangnguyen3268 3 года назад +2

      Who is Bruce

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 3 года назад +3

      Who is Badman?!

    • @locovato27
      @locovato27 2 года назад

      I completely missed that
      ..hilarious+

    • @josephroessler3061
      @josephroessler3061 2 года назад

      @Zaheer Sarang 😅😅

  • @carlosrvra
    @carlosrvra 4 года назад +154

    "DOCTOR FISHY! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
    Not for nothing, but I just watched a clip of the end of Dark Knight Rises that Badman parodies and it is f**kin' EERIE how SPOT ON Pete Holmes' impression of Bale's Bat is! :D

    • @jacobmccain8082
      @jacobmccain8082 4 года назад +6

      Totally, his where’s the trigger and the child of ra’s al ghul made the climb are spot on...

    • @abrarbw
      @abrarbw 4 года назад +5

      His costume is pretty good too!

    • @EllieBergeron92
      @EllieBergeron92 4 года назад +3

      So is his impression of the Joker. Guy was really invested in his roles.

  • @NWJF
    @NWJF Год назад +119

    The perverted Badman scene is still one of the all time greatest skits ever made.
    It's Chappelle - Rick James good.

    • @meltin9026
      @meltin9026 Год назад +6

      This whole series is on that level for sure. He should have won some awards and this should be over a billion views

  • @jerrettacker5613
    @jerrettacker5613 4 года назад +438

    "I WAS A BOY...NOW I'M A BAT!"

  • @noobXd3stroyer
    @noobXd3stroyer 4 года назад +75

    The only 50 minute video that’s fully quotable

  • @katie8bp617
    @katie8bp617 3 года назад +2379

    I have no clue how Pete Holmes lost the show. dude is literally the funniest man ever

    • @incompleteriver770
      @incompleteriver770 3 года назад +332

      I WAS A BOY
      NOW IM A BAT

    • @Karll541
      @Karll541 3 года назад +199

      Harvey Dent can we trust him?

    • @mastergwaha
      @mastergwaha 3 года назад +86

      @@Karll541 we're past that

    • @iLovedWhatiHated
      @iLovedWhatiHated 2 года назад +52

      @@mastergwaha theres nowhere to go in here. ... sorry champ

    • @mimegaming3444
      @mimegaming3444 2 года назад +4

      Care to explain how?

  • @calmwaves111
    @calmwaves111 11 месяцев назад +12

    "Gave you the beating not that you deserved, but the one that he needed" xD

  • @Xhaiyo
    @Xhaiyo 3 года назад +1402

    This is truly the hardest I’ve laughed in years. When he beat up wiggles I spit out my hot chocolate and started laughing my ass off.

  • @BonitoJoe111
    @BonitoJoe111 4 года назад +414

    I miss these. Can you imagine how a Justice League and Suicide Squad version would go?

    • @amanzeihedioha
      @amanzeihedioha 4 года назад +7

      Yes.

    • @Ratsos12
      @Ratsos12 4 года назад +8

      I imagine we’d find out if we can trust Harvey Dent.

    • @laxrat25
      @laxrat25 4 года назад

      i would love to see an iron man one tho

  • @xmen12315
    @xmen12315 3 года назад +540

    I love how these shorts create versions of the penguin and the riddler designed so that they look like what Christopher Nolan probably would have done in the dark trilogy if he used them

    • @e88e16
      @e88e16 3 года назад +32

      Yeah it’s really clever lol

    • @felipeaviles4248
      @felipeaviles4248 2 года назад

      Lo

    • @felipeaviles4248
      @felipeaviles4248 2 года назад

      Ok

    • @mephisthoe6452
      @mephisthoe6452 2 года назад +1

      @@felipeaviles4248 if that’s all you have to say just don’t comment

    • @henrysokol3466
      @henrysokol3466 2 года назад +1

      I'm amazed that version of the Riddler wasn't noticed by some DC staffer, and copied for DCAU or Elseworlds projects.

  • @Blimpp64
    @Blimpp64 Год назад +18

    Bro years later and that "WHERE ARE THEY" is entirely spot on. Genuinely comparable to christian bale which is insane

    • @telanis9
      @telanis9 5 месяцев назад +1

      17:34 for reference

  • @Wayfarer45
    @Wayfarer45 4 года назад +151

    "Two face! What have to done with Harvey and scary face!?" Lmao

  • @mikelyons9971
    @mikelyons9971 4 года назад +182

    "We get it, it's a cliterous" "I found it I'm the worlds greatest detective"

  • @gaburearu
    @gaburearu 4 года назад +150

    This isn't the Batman we deserved... it's the Batman we needed."

    • @e88e16
      @e88e16 3 года назад

      True lol

  • @nathanshapiro8790
    @nathanshapiro8790 Год назад +44

    I feel like we don’t talk enough about how they straight up just got Christopher Macdonald to do one of these sketches.

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 4 года назад +225

    _"No, I'm Wiggles. Garbage is another clown and he does stand-up c-"_
    XD That is gold.

    • @SM_zzz
      @SM_zzz 4 года назад

      Really? You thought that was gold?

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 4 года назад +2

      @@SM_zzz I don't think it's platinum.

    • @zigfaust
      @zigfaust 4 года назад

      @@SM_zzz I thought it was garbage.

  • @nickkrasny1562
    @nickkrasny1562 3 года назад +180

    “Sometimes, the sexiest thing a woman can do... is FORGIVE.”
    My personal favorite

    • @Albtraum_TDDC
      @Albtraum_TDDC 3 года назад +11

      but what does it mean? Can we trust her?

  • @RazorFoxDV
    @RazorFoxDV Год назад +258

    Bruce Wayne's ventriloquist act, particularly when he keeps choking on the water, slays me every damn time!

  • @explays4546
    @explays4546 Год назад +16

    Batman: "Don't bring it up. I was a boy now im a bat"😂😂😂😂

  • @crashlanding9938
    @crashlanding9938 4 года назад +302

    The most savage part was probably when Batman wiped the tears of bane on his mentors panties and told him to cry. Obliterated.

    • @mq8858
      @mq8858 4 года назад +15

      I'm just surprised Bane never questioned the "no protection" line lol

    • @spencer4581
      @spencer4581 4 года назад +3

      Now you have my permission to cry