Funny video game logic
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2024
- Best of Viva La Dirt League video game logic part 2
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Bro, I'm just an NPC, don't ask me to save my family, that's your job, good luck adventurer.
Imagine if firefighters gave that much shade irl 😜
On the bright side, players would whine if they happened to have bought a game that played itself with the player input making an actual 0 difference in the background universe 😆🤣
Rrrr
That was basically all of far cry 4.....running mission on dungeon raid on hostage rescue for some douche canoe that all started because you asked "how can I help you?" Just to get a "iF YoU wAnT tO hEEelp....risk your life while I sit here and sulk"
Oho OHO oho oho
Adams pathetic cry is still brilliant.
It kinda annoys me, but that's the whole point I guess - lol :P
@@wotaddictglobalI practised and started doing this in real life
@@d_bud.
lol?
@d_bud same. It kills me when someone does it back to me 😆
I can't get over it, love it!
The way Rown delivers "you help Allen, he's pissing me off", hilarious, every single time.
Alan
Rowan
1:21 The general advice to _never_ go back into a burning structure. Especially after the professionals arrive. Not even to look for others. Without an adventurer's fire resistance accessories, and potions of smoke-inhalation cure, you would just become another victim in an annoying escort quest.
LOL! What if I have +2 SCBA gear of smoke resistance?
@@bjmccann1 If you have the level 5 firefighting required to equip that, go for it! Just make sure you coordinate with the other firefighters.
@@No_Name_Providedi mean you need the DEF+ stats to fight the essence of flame and it is way easier to take it with a team.
The genuine arguments between Ben and Rowan are amongst the very best skits ever written & played... Never gets old!!
It was a fun twist that they were reversing their roles in the "fixing the generator" argument, Ben being the one trying to apply real life logic for a change.
@@evapreu3011 I thought they were going to take it in another direction and have the absurdity to get generators up and running just to power the main gate, truly nonsensical, because they obviously can't climb over the gate, that would make too much sense.
@@briondalion3696 I think there is a later episode with exactly this idea when one of them tries to climb over a small wall.
@@evapreu3011Yep. And then by the time Britt needs Healing Hands, Ben (or "Felix") has become a believer and has therefore stopped asking questions. rofl
00:00 HELP!
01:42 BATTLE PLAN
03:59 LOOTING
06:15 MANAGING METERS
09:29 FIXING GENERATORS
11:34 WITCHER SENSES
16:01 TARKOV BASICS
18:55 AMMO
21:28 NO PAUSE
22:35 SKILL TREE
25:03 THE FINAL BATTLE
27:57 FIRST BASE
30:25 HIDING
31:52 THIRD PERSON
32:48 PARACHUTE
33:35 THE CHICKEN
35:35 POTION OVERDOSE
37:46 TARKOV TRADER
40:00 THE PASS
nice
shh this is a library
6:15 (DayZ)
Needs to be pinned.
Thanks
Ahu ho ho ho
Alans impression of Jaskier is spot on lol
He'll always be Dandelion to me :P
@@jamiestewart48if we’re being technical, Dandelion is what he’s called in the western translation. In the original language his name is Jaskier.
Rowan didn't even attempt an American accent in the ww2 skits. These guys are more creative than any Netflix series out lately. Props to VLDL for always creating such good content on a consistent basis.
I mean it could be possible that a man from New Zealand ended up with an infantry from the US during WWII right?
@@leeks1408New Zealand hadn’t been invented yet, so no. Keep up, mate
He is portraying a guy playing a video game. He doesn't need an accent because he is playing a game
He's the one person actually playing the game, whereas the NPCs are supposed to be Americans. You can play an American war game without being an American :/
Ben did a bang up job of doing the American accent, though. I couldn't even tell
The NPC design is an absolute perfection! 🤏
Managing meters reminds me of a survival Organ trail.
Drinks water…..
“You have died of dysentery”
An overrated death, I always tended to get Cholera for some reason! Can you image being stuck in a covered wagon going over rough ground constantly, on big wooden wheels with no suspension, the heat blasting you constantly and everyone else crammed in with you and all the family belongings as shit and vomit hurtles out of each end of your body? Fuckin' hell!
SCUM is a great game if you like meters.
NEO Scavenger will kill you as many times in as many ways as you can stand. I was surprised to learn that the game has an end
Do you mean Oregon trail?
@@Redacted2898 ell oh ell
NO
Have i seen all of these sketches individually?
Me: yes.
Have i seen all of these skeches in their own compilation?
Me: yes.
Does that mean i will watch this compilation too?
Me: also yes 😁
Time is a finite resource. Use it to discover new things. Never eat the same meal more than once, drink the same drink more than once or watch the same RUclips videos. You are throwing away valuable time.
@@xbon1 Easy to make an argument that time is a finite resource, why waste it on something you may not enjoy when you can spend it on something that you KNOW you will. ie A meal you love, or a drink that has enjoyment for you.
Love the exchange. Perspective is what makes life beautiful. Respect one another and keep it pushing
@@xbon1Joke's on you thinking my time is valuable.
Time is finite. Never use it to comment on a random user's comment when you could be searching for the next new drink to drink.
“Sorry what are YOU doing while I single-handedly win WW2?” Kills me every time I hear it
The "5 minutes in" on Escape from Tarkov had me rolling 🤣😂 This team makes some of the best content around!
Dude I was crying laughing at that 😂
Rowan's face while shouting in Russian is hilarious!
I love the random kill notifications that pop up. Real gold in there.
i thought i had seen all these but i just lost my shit when Rowan started screaming Russian for no reason hahaha
YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY NEED TOO MAKE A MOVIE! YOUR AWSOME!!!!! Your skyrim impressions had me in tears!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Watch Baelin's route
Honestly if a videogame logic comedy style movie showed up, like what new Jumanji wanted to be, I'd watch the fuck out of it
Have you seen "Baelin's Route"?
Baelin's Route was unexpectedly awesome! I figured I'd get a chuckle but wow, it was truly great!
20:03 "Disney killed all standalone Star Wars fims with Solo" omfg, gloves are off on this one
Truth bomb right there!
I like how Rowan handles selling the "shady" items. I mean, they are shady items, you're buying weapons from a weapons dealer, but Rowan played that part perfectly. "I put it out there, I don't know" lmao
That npc cry is iconic
Early Epic NPC Man and those low-budget costumes. Man that takes me back a few years. Felt so bootstrap...
Yea the newer stuff doesbt quite have the same impact.
@@ThirtytwoJThat's nostalgia.
The newer stuff is objectively better, and I'd argue some of the best episodes have been released after they got the new studio.
I get that change can be uncomfortable, but come on.
@@MartinFinnerup just lacks something in the charm of the old. Probably some is having to reach for new material to work with as well.
Still post them my WoW community. They are epic!
Take off the rose-tinted glasses. The new stuff is way better.
Little teapot (short and stout) literally choked on my drink. The detail is amazing
".... take out German army group B and C...." 😅🤣😂🤣😅😆
Might be easier than taking out the German Luftwaffe. Because people usually don't know that the Luftwaffe included all the *anti-air* units, all the flaks in cities. Of course there were also the Luftwaffendivisions but also the Fallschirmjäger (parachute). There were about 3 million soldiers in 43-44 in the Luftwaffe whereas the army groups a and c had less than a million soldiers. Additionally it would be odd for West Allies to fight either Armygroup A or C. Unless their missed their theater by about a thousand miles to the East.
5:27 THEY ARE SIMULATING THE RECOIL!!! Bro, why does every hollywood movie they shoot like they have 200% stability in their weapons.
"Because it looks kewl"
Playing rd2 three times i felt that loot scene in the first chapter. "I HEARD YOU! I AM LOOTING SOME BODIES!!!"😂😂😂
Just one time I want Ben to realize he is wrong and have Rowan teach him he can actually transfer inventory items directly from character to character with a game mechanic he didn’t know existed
Alan absolutely makes the perfect Dandelion/Jaskier.
"Shut the fuck up, Rowan."
Yep, I still lose it.
Britt is definitely a beauty!
Fax
The skill tree skit is absolutely hilarious! thats the way i felt when i finally hit level cap in ESO. When i started seeing star maps I got so stressed out. Although its awesome that that level of customization is available as a noob with no friends playing that game I had to spend all my time that i was supposed to be playing into looking at youtube builds.
The Witcher skits are better than the Netflix show. 10/10. 😂
I wholeheartedly agree!😂❤
I like the candle's and touches burning in a cave that no one has been in for hundreds of years.
the kills and cause of death always are so creative and funny (although i often don't get most of the references) ...
_"Disney killed all Standalone Starwars films with Solo"_
_"MaryPoppins killed TheBanksFamily because she was just sick of it"_
_"CatDog dies from medical issues that should have been addressed"_
"Bert killed Ernie in a crime of passion" (19:28)
A bloodthirsty Baelin who's out for revenge is literally the scariest thing on earth.
That sketch where the parodied gaming tropes was hilarious😂😂
All of them?
@@Phantomdude lol yeah I was being sarcastic. They're all funny fr
As a fan of many many years, Alan's Dandelion is my favorite character of his almost ever. Except I love them all.
The skill tree training and its way too complex is brilliant 😂
Alan nails the American accent. Love this channel. 3 years ago I found epic npc man and never looked back.
5:48/6:03 Cheese 🧀 and Choo Choo Train Whistle in midst of combat ... Classic 😂
Oddly enough, I have that same train whistle. Got it like 15 years ago
“Disney kills all Star Wars films” that damn near killed me
43min+ of perfect nostalgia.❤
"Goodluck Adventurer!" that first skit is one of my favorite skits you guys have ever done!
Why they didn't cast Rowan to replace Henry Cavill is beyond me. 😊
He was an extra in the later seasons of Spartacus. Youre welcome.
WHACK-A-CHANGI
FLANGE A HOOBASTANK
That line killed me 😂
The partnership between Ben and Rowan is just delightful 😂❤😍 40:00
the chicken video is one of my all time favourites.
It's a classic
"oh come on, no one would actually design a game that way...." "oh..."
I dont know if the cast will actually read this but thanks for what you do. Its nice to get away from reality sometimes.
While I am not a gamer and probably miss half the innuendoes, I think your artistry is very good and I catch a lot. These are hilarious.
3:13 "SORRY what are you doing while I single handedly win the world war 2" I was just dying of laughter🤣🤣
It’s ok to sit on ur couch at home and just chill till the sun rises 🧏♀️
I saved a poor Anglo-Saxon NPC from a druids torture chamber on AC:Valhalla... Went back because I missed some loot and he's still just stood there... With the cage open.
Another compilation, another watching of videos i've seen at least 3 times each, damn you VLDL! Stop being so entertaining!
Ah, the good old "punch trees for wood" from your average gatherthon....
I just love this series ❤😊 "cunning stunt" great. Good luck adventurer, help is for losers, and looting is fun until it isn't.
After the "move out" one of the soldiers has his weapon upside down hahaha
42 minutes of already seen skits an fun stuff from VLDL? Don't mind if i doo
Managing meters is so spot on.
Ben and Rowan was hilarious 😂 I love how Ben understand the Game Logic while Rowan trying to apply the Real Life Logic into the Game
Adam really nails the NPC crying over the years
19:46 killfeed - Peter Pan killed Wendy by accidentally dropping her... LMAO 😂😂😂😂
I really hope we get a 2nd season of FPS logic. VLDL is my favorite channel.
Alan is the perfect live cast dandelion
Everyone of yall are legendary, Ben and Rowan going back and forth tho 💪🏽😂😂😂
Teapot "short and stout", 😂 lol! The little touches are great!! I'll catch something new every time I watch.
That last one with Ben and Rowan killed me 😂. Ben’s derisive speech was the best
“I’ll just flange a hoobastank.”
- God
That second one hits hard lol. Hell Let Loose matches can take forever
I just noticed that Adam called “Rowan” instead of “benjamin” as per character’s name in the game of First person logic. Lol. Still love it.
...at 25:58 or so, yeh!😁
The Ammo/Pub G skit, the death quotes in top right corner had me gasping for breath I was laughing so hard.
"gun safety"
"We're in a fucking warzone!"😂😂
"peter pan killed wendy by accidentally dropping her"
I like how these new supercuts are the best bits related to the title of the video, which allows me to watch everything all over again for the umpteenth time, but as a new video specifically for that content.
God whoever came up with the idea to do these. Kudos!
WW2 Rowan is one of my faves of Rowan😂😂😂😂 he's such a s wise ass!!!
34:08 This should’ve been like Zelda: hit the chicken then a hoard of chickens murders you.
Y’all’s Witcher episodes are far better than the actual show.
All of the death notifications are just hilarious.
8:00 I was so expecting a Hello Fresh ad right here lol
The chicken kick is the perfect encapsulation of everyone's intrusive thoughts.
9:58 - As an Engineer i attest, that's how we fix generators, in this specific order:
1. Pull the levers and twirl the gizmos
2. Spin the dials and turn the watzits
3. Spark the wires and turn the knobs
4. Feel it out (Very important step!)
5. Feel the plugs and woun with the cranks
5. Finally, just twirl the watzits, wack a chain and flange a hooverstang
...and that's it, you have a perfect functioning generator! Hope i could help you guys 🤗
Lmao the rdr2 looting sketch was gold
"... killed ... with a jousting lance." Hilarious 🙂
You guys should've asked Henry to do the Witcher skit, reckon he would've.
Game designers should watch this and feel a sense of deep contrition. That skill-tree takedown was brutal
Man I love these skits. Been a fan for many years now and you all rarely miss. Looking forward to more.
"Ok, I can talk now"
That first skit actually happened at a certain point in my campaign. Soooo now the father became one of the main npcs because I forgot about fatherly instinct-
When kicking a chicken can rally the people more then the demon lord attacking.
5:46 Rowan’s southern American accent kind of phases in and out during this one as he overly enunciates words and it makes it even better 😂
*The following are the musings of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it!*
[EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] 34:41 - "So this is Honeywood's equivalent to the CUCCO REVENGE SQUAD from Legend of Zelda! Gotta say the inhabitants of Honeywood sure love their chickens! Wonder if they revere them in the same manner that Hindus do with cows?" 35:27 - "That chicken is saying to him *You ain't so tough now, aren't ya?! Now I shall feast on your corpse!* "
This is so accurate
And it blows my mind that they're actual people playing as npc in real life
I have been here from nearly the start and u never fail to make me laugh, thanks for that 😂😂😂 "good luck adventurer"
There should be an episode on level designs that make obviously no sense as actual spaces. Puzzles to open doors for no reason, enemies in places they could not have reached, etc.
Addicted to Viva like a crack addict.
Adam as a worried npc is the best and the cry is just perfect
lmao 20:02 nice "disney killed all standalone star wars films with solo"
10:50 its really nice to see it the other way round :D Rowan showing Ben how the game works xDDDD
This is hilarious. You guys did a great job with this. I'm cracking up so bad. 😂😅
I love how Rowen just randomly starts calling people an arsehole in Russian
23:00 If there's a game that has a skill tree and overall a skill system that is that complicated, I am willing to pay with both my kidneys if necessary to play the game.
The Witcher scene had a nice lowkey nod to Pete Holmes batman where he's the world's greatest detective