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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @Jimmy16.02
    @Jimmy16.02 5 лет назад +5391

    "Uranus has a diameter of more than 50,000km, that's more than a mile"
    is my quote of the day

    • @kepalabangang7954
      @kepalabangang7954 5 лет назад +51

      Good cover up. Make me lol 😂

    • @rydemk4168
      @rydemk4168 5 лет назад +23

      Seems like something Half as Interesting would say

    • @lefrise5
      @lefrise5 5 лет назад +14

      I had to stop the video to laugh

    • @yourfriend5144
      @yourfriend5144 5 лет назад +7

      I paused the video, went back a little and play it again. Coz I was like, was he talking about something else!??🤣

    • @rexxe001
      @rexxe001 5 лет назад +3

      And is the 2nd farthest planet from the Sun

  • @thdremily
    @thdremily 4 года назад +5634

    The image of Michael holding a sphincter while “Michael’s toys” is displayed in neon should be in a museum

    • @probablynotviolet
      @probablynotviolet 4 года назад +190

      toys
      if you know what
      what I mean

    • @probablynotviolet
      @probablynotviolet 4 года назад +195

      I am high

    • @thdremily
      @thdremily 4 года назад +76

      @@probablynotviolet Enjoy it bro, keep fylin'

    • @DeltaTony
      @DeltaTony 3 года назад +12

      @@probablynotviolet crring

    • @declaniii6324
      @declaniii6324 3 года назад +33

      @@probablynotviolet lmfao I love these two replies together so much

  • @ascen9824
    @ascen9824 5 лет назад +23852

    “Uranus has a diameter of 50,000 Kilometers. That’s more than a MILE”
    Brilliant. 👏

  • @lunganigumede6678
    @lunganigumede6678 Год назад +136

    This is the most insane thumbnail he could’ve chosen

  • @Matt_10203
    @Matt_10203 5 лет назад +1594

    "50,000 kilometers! Thats more than a mile!
    Damn Michael, out here dropping truth bombs.

    • @Mean_16z
      @Mean_16z 5 лет назад +5

      Lmfao

    • @HarumashimaLT
      @HarumashimaLT 5 лет назад +1

      but he was right tho. It is more than a mile, what a legend

    • @memes_from_mars
      @memes_from_mars 5 лет назад +2

      *Uranus is big!*

    • @dandan-ww6lz
      @dandan-ww6lz 5 лет назад

      HarumashimaLT
      he never said it wasn’t regard

    • @OhhYasssh
      @OhhYasssh 5 лет назад

      LMFAO i was playing it back and back to understand where i'm wrong

  • @herminator1613
    @herminator1613 4 года назад +15217

    "Uranus has a diameter of 50 000km, thats more than a mile!"
    Top 10 scientists Einstein was to afraid to battle

    • @Louise_Moura
      @Louise_Moura 4 года назад +317

      I mean, he ain't wrong

    • @somedude6833
      @somedude6833 4 года назад +142

      Wow I didn’t know scientists battled! Is it with swords, guns or bare fists?

    • @animationtime7265
      @animationtime7265 4 года назад +10

      @@pickle_256 woosh to you

    • @DamianSzajnowski
      @DamianSzajnowski 4 года назад +90

      @@somedude6833 Varied. Ockham used a razor. That overpowered Newton guy used a flaming laser sword!

    • @aeizn1012
      @aeizn1012 4 года назад +15

      i didn't even notice the first time i watched the video

  • @GermaphobeMusic
    @GermaphobeMusic 5 лет назад +17899

    you'd be lucky to be sponsoring this man and his perfectly family friendly content

    • @konsta7783
      @konsta7783 5 лет назад +165

      Ur an....
      Uranus
      U

    • @angwydud
      @angwydud 5 лет назад +16

      @SirBanana Are you the banana from the markiplier "banana video"???? (Too lazy to write the name...)

    • @KiemPlant
      @KiemPlant 5 лет назад +52

      @@angwydud Lol, it probably took more time to type "(too lazy to type...)" Than to actually type it out fully, but okay.

    • @WilhelmWilder
      @WilhelmWilder 5 лет назад +31

      0:31 😂😂

    • @angwydud
      @angwydud 5 лет назад +5

      @@KiemPlant Nah ik how life works :I

  • @Kynga716
    @Kynga716 Год назад +336

    Also, the chocolate starfish transition was beautifully placed

    • @S_Tone_Rock
      @S_Tone_Rock Месяц назад

      ruclips.net/video/46QSYJZoIDk/видео.html

  • @whatthe239
    @whatthe239 5 лет назад +759

    Glad to see the D!NG channel (Which has always been called D!NG) is still putting out family friendly content which will not lead to demonetization.

    • @deluxeassortment
      @deluxeassortment 5 лет назад +14

      He sure is riding the line with his anus coffee mug

    • @CloudedByKatana
      @CloudedByKatana 5 лет назад +7

      Always has been called D!NG and has never been called anything that would be considered "non advertiser friendly"

    • @CloudedByKatana
      @CloudedByKatana 5 лет назад +1

      @@poisonousiodine1769 What is this mysterious "DONG" you speak of Hmmmm

  • @actingempty3108
    @actingempty3108 5 лет назад +7813

    The Michael we knew never left that isolation chamber.

    • @actingempty3108
      @actingempty3108 5 лет назад +94

      @@maxnaz47 r/whoosh

    • @maxnaz47
      @maxnaz47 5 лет назад +181

      @@actingempty3108 officially the laziest, un-original comment of 2020, congrats...

    • @actingempty3108
      @actingempty3108 5 лет назад +22

      @@maxnaz47 Wasn't 2020 here buckaroo

    • @actingempty3108
      @actingempty3108 5 лет назад +8

      Hell it still isn't

    • @TheyTookStrawb
      @TheyTookStrawb 5 лет назад +24

      @@actingempty3108 haha I win it's 2020

  • @PeepsMichael
    @PeepsMichael 5 лет назад +4980

    This is the most hilarious episode of Michael’s Toys ever.

  • @MaxPalaro
    @MaxPalaro Год назад +303

    In 40 seconds he said what everyone was thinking. Uranus LOL

  • @philipfahy9658
    @philipfahy9658 5 лет назад +11995

    I legitimately can no longer tell if Michael makes educational or comedic content.

  • @Hraesvelgr44
    @Hraesvelgr44 4 года назад +15896

    I don’t think that he ever recovered from those 3 days in isolation

  • @greglarson4253
    @greglarson4253 5 лет назад +4266

    The thumbnail made it look like quite an interesting toy.

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 5 лет назад +249

      it didnt help that it said michaels toys

    • @mcj0014
      @mcj0014 5 лет назад +58

      Greg Larson oh no...lord forgive me for what I’m about to do

    • @greglarson4253
      @greglarson4253 5 лет назад +10

      Lol just seen this has 69 likes.

    • @richie7687
      @richie7687 5 лет назад +4

      @@missingno2401 fr

    • @b-ri1338
      @b-ri1338 5 лет назад +7

      Butthole

  • @remmingtonotieno7756
    @remmingtonotieno7756 Год назад +281

    My 'Geometry for Engineers' teacher tried to explain conic sections to me for an entire semester. This funny chap did it in a just a few minutes as part of a hilarious, informative video. thanks Michael

  • @GvinahGui
    @GvinahGui 5 лет назад +2020

    "This looks like... Uranus."
    "Be Whole. Be Complete. Be a 100%."
    Damn, you really did it! LOL

  • @810bio
    @810bio 5 лет назад +264

    It's just amazing how Michael manages to suddently put a Uranus joke with such a delicate way. What a man!

  • @Sluggernaut
    @Sluggernaut 5 лет назад +1341

    Thumbnail: Michael explains sphincters with great excitement!
    SOLD!

    • @alexj136
      @alexj136 5 лет назад +1

      Wait -- is he excitedly explaining sphincters, or explaining sphincters that are excited?

    • @Sluggernaut
      @Sluggernaut 5 лет назад +1

      @@alexj136 Thats for the courts to decide.

  • @АндрейДымчатов
    @АндрейДымчатов Год назад +21

    I love this moment in Austin Powers, but in a variation of a science joke - it's the best one I've ever heard in my life.

  • @cmklusman
    @cmklusman 5 лет назад +2941

    Jesus, the Austin Powers style cuts. Amazing. I love it.

    • @Hamuelin
      @Hamuelin 5 лет назад +52

      I'm glad some other people saw it. Incredible films.

    • @MovieBuffConnorJamieson
      @MovieBuffConnorJamieson 5 лет назад +12

      A bit of fry and Laurie did a pretty similar thing first. Look up their Barman sketch it's so funny

    • @ZiPolishHammer
      @ZiPolishHammer 5 лет назад +18

      It looks like a giant- "Woody, Woody Nelson is that you?"

    • @Pickle-oh
      @Pickle-oh 5 лет назад +17

      @@ZiPolishHammer that isn't a pecker, it looks like someone's - PRIVATES, WE HAVE REPORTS OF AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT

    • @raver377
      @raver377 5 лет назад +6

      it reminded me a bit of the naked gun movies and policesquad series ^^

  • @artzanolli
    @artzanolli 5 лет назад +1134

    "FIFTY THOUSAND kilometers! That's more than a mile."
    Truly.

    • @Bootleg_Jones
      @Bootleg_Jones 5 лет назад +13

      I remember learning that in school

    • @Ring_nuts
      @Ring_nuts 5 лет назад +61

      That's atleast FOUR football fields!

    • @Matio25091
      @Matio25091 5 лет назад +30

      r/technicallythetruth

    • @UnrulyGoats
      @UnrulyGoats 5 лет назад

      TRUUEEE

    • @stskyline8468
      @stskyline8468 5 лет назад +12

      reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth

  • @tony69979
    @tony69979 5 лет назад +9069

    Adsence: hey Michael how much family friendly is your content
    Michael: Yes

    • @borip765
      @borip765 5 лет назад +102

      how much family friendly is

    • @AP-pb6tc
      @AP-pb6tc 5 лет назад +23

      You stole this comment to call it your own

    • @HastelNox97
      @HastelNox97 5 лет назад +89

      Everyone: hey
      Antoine Obeid how good is your grammar?
      Antoine Obeid: Yes

    • @DanielRieger
      @DanielRieger 5 лет назад +36

      Not very family friendly to put water in cereal

    • @toodangslow1799
      @toodangslow1799 5 лет назад

      Would have also said yes if I was responding to you

  • @do811
    @do811 Год назад +18

    I always love how these videos end before it feels like it has started, keeps me engaged even if i dont know i am.

  • @MattOBrienOfficial
    @MattOBrienOfficial 5 лет назад +2352

    As you can see when it’s closed, it looks a little bit like _Uranus_ has a diameter of more than 50,000 Km
    *CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*

    • @valk5043
      @valk5043 5 лет назад +28

      And it looks more like a *be whole* be complete, be 100%

    • @Fladens
      @Fladens 5 лет назад +26

      That's more than a mile you know?

    • @KateSparkle
      @KateSparkle 5 лет назад +3

      And it's out of this world

    • @platypuschallenger
      @platypuschallenger 5 лет назад +1

      Leather cheerio

    • @themangleberry8772
      @themangleberry8772 5 лет назад +2

      ... that's more than a mile!

  • @andresconrado
    @andresconrado 5 лет назад +844

    Michael never was the same after that sensory deprivation thing.
    I'm not complaining.

  • @sebonance3178
    @sebonance3178 4 года назад +10249

    Michael is dodging demonization like Neo from the matrix

    • @corbettbalcaitis
      @corbettbalcaitis 4 года назад +151

      I wonder how many people come back to this video just to watch the doging

    • @aoliravioli
      @aoliravioli 3 года назад +232

      * Demonetization

    • @scrambledeggs1295
      @scrambledeggs1295 3 года назад +265

      @@aoliravioli he said what he meant

    • @spaceship7007
      @spaceship7007 3 года назад +132

      Michael please don't become a demon we still need you here

    • @bragapedro
      @bragapedro 3 года назад +10

      @@corbettbalcaitis count me on those statistics

  • @NeoN-PeoN
    @NeoN-PeoN Год назад +25

    Only a guy like Sauce could consider a cup to be "his toy".

  • @beretperson
    @beretperson 5 лет назад +3286

    Ah yes, so much more family friendly than DONG, which never existed.

    • @BurgahBoyy
      @BurgahBoyy 5 лет назад +80

      Mateo Gg D!NG has always been named D!NG

    • @want-diversecontent3887
      @want-diversecontent3887 5 лет назад +23

      HouseHoldSheep
      there is still evidence
      those greedy moneygrabbers
      i'll break their server one day

    • @inzanozulu
      @inzanozulu 5 лет назад +45

      Must be the Mandela effect because I clearly remember it being called something different

    • @СвязнойСвязной-ю4ъ
      @СвязнойСвязной-ю4ъ 5 лет назад +17

      @@inzanozulu It ALWAYS was DONG

    • @xxfillex
      @xxfillex 5 лет назад +41

      @@СвязнойСвязной-ю4ъ *D!NG you mean right? It has always been called that.

  • @stonksfromcs1224
    @stonksfromcs1224 5 лет назад +2508

    “It looks a little bit like,”
    *Uranus*

    • @mrantidot09
      @mrantidot09 5 лет назад +4

      Hahahahaha😆

    • @OzzyTheRaven
      @OzzyTheRaven 5 лет назад +52

      Is 55,000 kilometers wide, that's more than a mile!

    • @Abstract2950
      @Abstract2950 5 лет назад

      Wow it’s tempting to mess up the likes on this comment

    • @ryanchristophergregorio9026
      @ryanchristophergregorio9026 5 лет назад +3

      When it's closed it's very tight

    • @dankay2697
      @dankay2697 4 года назад +1

      Ain_Sly yes everyone else watched the video too

  • @Wet_Deer
    @Wet_Deer 5 лет назад +3239

    Michael:
    Changes name from Dong to D!ng to make it more ad friendly.
    Also Michael:
    Makes this video

  • @SK-vg3xh
    @SK-vg3xh Год назад +4

    When I'm sad somehow this manges to appear in my feed. Works like a charm even after all these years.😂😂❤

  • @chugent3361
    @chugent3361 4 года назад +3417

    Alternate title: "The struggle of staying monetized in 2019"

    • @ImTheBluestBird
      @ImTheBluestBird 4 года назад +58

      He’s always been like this, there’s no struggle for this insane man

    • @exxxtramost
      @exxxtramost 4 года назад +33

      Success has allowed Michael to approach a more unhinged persona

    • @FJTHEGOON
      @FJTHEGOON 4 года назад +6

      Lol that was my original comment

    • @SquidishJune
      @SquidishJune 4 года назад +2

      Well this comment had 2020 likes ...... good luck

  • @Ribbons0121R121
    @Ribbons0121R121 5 лет назад +1291

    "it looks a little bit like-
    URANUS..has a diameter"
    nice save

  • @isaiasgarcia8687
    @isaiasgarcia8687 5 лет назад +859

    waters cereal...
    THIS MAN JUST SINNED!

    • @doublesystem9790
      @doublesystem9790 5 лет назад +18

      He just ascended beyond everyone else

    • @Matttrivy
      @Matttrivy 5 лет назад +1

      Im not the only one to think this!!

    • @AintNoJuice
      @AintNoJuice 5 лет назад +2

      How it`s called the cereal sauce...? I forgot the name... Aam.... Milk?

    • @blahblahkmk2912
      @blahblahkmk2912 5 лет назад +1

      U have no evidence there’s no water in the bowl

    • @DexyD20
      @DexyD20 Год назад +1

      I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend, but I think your privilege is showing a tad bit. I see you've never had to down the powder at the bottom of a rice bag for your daily vitamins and fight strays for roadkill for your daily protein before. I'm not tryin to be rude but maybe you shouldn't knock it till you try starving until it tastes good. Michael has been through some stuff man! You can't just shame him for the animal the world has made him!
      fr tho, all just jokes! I hope no one takes me seriously and everyone has a good laugh😅🤣💜

  • @suspiciousdoge9yand104
    @suspiciousdoge9yand104 3 года назад +23

    Michael doing gags in a straight face makes it more damn hilarious.

  • @t.j.poductions6462
    @t.j.poductions6462 5 лет назад +843

    A leather cheerio. Thank you for adding to my vocabulary

    • @DavidWTube
      @DavidWTube 5 лет назад +3

      I had to pause at that point. Too funny

    • @notadog9945
      @notadog9945 5 лет назад +4

      I was just thinking that of all the things I've learned from Micheal, that might be the most valuable.

    • @jetstream01
      @jetstream01 5 лет назад

      Haha I was thinking the same thing

    • @afG585
      @afG585 5 лет назад

      I am currently paused

  • @asebiii
    @asebiii 5 лет назад +1184

    "When it's closed, it looks a litte bit like...Uranus!"
    ~Michael, 2019

    • @GermaphobeMusic
      @GermaphobeMusic 5 лет назад +28

      You don't even have to edit these anymore.

    • @Houssemcharf
      @Houssemcharf 5 лет назад +5

      Uranus ... rotate perfectly ...

    • @D413373R
      @D413373R 5 лет назад +5

      Everyone was thinking it and he went there XD

    • @falpsdsqglthnsac
      @falpsdsqglthnsac 5 лет назад +10

      “...has a diameter of 50,000 kilometers. That’s more than a mile.” Yeah, of course that’s more than a mile. Clearly that first episode of Mind Field has had some chronic effects.

    • @Thoroughly_Wet
      @Thoroughly_Wet 5 лет назад +1

      I remember a substitute teacher had us say ur-uh-nis instead of Uranus because, "scientists say it's the proper way."
      Idk if that's true, but I always assumed it was because she didn't want to say "Your anus"

  • @charliesymons1409
    @charliesymons1409 5 лет назад +985

    50,000km > 1mile
    Well done this man genius

    • @smorrow
      @smorrow 5 лет назад +81

      There are more brain cells in your brain than there are brains in your entire body - Ken M

    • @Gbzildo
      @Gbzildo 5 лет назад +6

      GeNIuS AleRT

    • @Vaaaaadim
      @Vaaaaadim 5 лет назад +4

      You learn something new every day

    • @MrMarsFromEarth
      @MrMarsFromEarth 5 лет назад

      @@smorrow speak for yourself!

    • @zitroxlpthegreenone9324
      @zitroxlpthegreenone9324 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mahadevan4o344
    @mahadevan4o344 Год назад +6

    i love Michael's intro's it makes me watch the entire episode

  • @walterdrechsler5843
    @walterdrechsler5843 5 лет назад +633

    "A-Hole" that seals itself with hyperboloid geometry. Genius, simply genius!!!

  • @karkaroff1617
    @karkaroff1617 5 лет назад +615

    0:30 > that escalated quickly.
    This man is good in maintaining monetization.

  • @qwiznoes
    @qwiznoes 4 года назад +7595

    "When closed, it looks a little bit like-"
    "URANUS has a diamater of 50,000 kilometers, thats more than a MILE!"
    Michael that joke is golden thank you

    • @taiyoctopus2958
      @taiyoctopus2958 4 года назад +4

      brown joke

    • @leocoelho12
      @leocoelho12 4 года назад +4

      Can you explain me this joke? What is the other meaning of mile? I'm not a native speaker

    • @Crackhog
      @Crackhog 4 года назад +19

      @@leocoelho12 just like how the entire earth is heavier than a feather

    • @leocoelho12
      @leocoelho12 4 года назад +4

      @@Crackhog thank you!

    • @rogueanuerz
      @rogueanuerz 4 года назад +1

      @KeeganDitty 🤣 you evil doers

  • @violetsweet1660
    @violetsweet1660 Год назад +2

    You are a noble soldier in the fight for the Rightful Measure Radian

  • @aaalbert
    @aaalbert 5 лет назад +2129

    Brown probably wasn't the best choice of color for the lid

    • @huntersaw
      @huntersaw 5 лет назад +58

      Its Uranus

    • @Cazador1
      @Cazador1 5 лет назад +81

      Better be pink

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 5 лет назад +2

      It was the only color

    • @becuz.
      @becuz. 5 лет назад +4

      oh yes it was

    • @joshuabalser1731
      @joshuabalser1731 4 года назад +13

      Would've been kinda nice brown but pink in the center

  • @DudewithaMini
    @DudewithaMini 5 лет назад +12687

    The title should be "How to avoid Demonitization 101"

    • @Celestias
      @Celestias 5 лет назад +32

      More like 400 capstone :D

    • @paulallen04105
      @paulallen04105 5 лет назад +39

      Au contraire, Demonetization is highly automated with voice recognition and matching againt a blacklist

    • @olik136
      @olik136 5 лет назад +91

      this is the closest we will get to a new Austin Powers movie

    • @lankyGigantic
      @lankyGigantic 5 лет назад +48

      And that's why it's called D!NG now

    • @lankyGigantic
      @lankyGigantic 5 лет назад

      @Footyes I agree, e

  • @georgemissailidis1504
    @georgemissailidis1504 5 лет назад +749

    "There is no great genius without a mixture of madness." --- Aristotle.
    I didn't believe him until I watched this video.

    • @lare290
      @lare290 5 лет назад +29

      This is more madness with a mixture of genius.

    • @georgemissailidis1504
      @georgemissailidis1504 5 лет назад +1

      @@lare290 Hahahah! Nice!

    • @forloop7713
      @forloop7713 5 лет назад +2

      But is micheal really a genious

    • @georgemissailidis1504
      @georgemissailidis1504 5 лет назад +4

      @@forloop7713Genius may imply mad. But does mad imply genius? This is the important question, after we have answered whether or not Michael is mad or a genius xD

    • @randomdude9135
      @randomdude9135 5 лет назад +3

      Michael is just a good educator. Not a genius, nor a scientist. He's a good communicator like Niel Tyson.

  • @jonathankrzeszewski9010
    @jonathankrzeszewski9010 Год назад +3

    i was hesitant for months to not click on this video and now i see why i had that feeling.

  • @willwardlaw8302
    @willwardlaw8302 5 лет назад +698

    Thank you for letting me know that 50,000 km is more than a mile had a good laugh. 0:40

    • @salsagal
      @salsagal 5 лет назад +7

      @@vablo7198 Thanks for telling us, I was a little bit confused.

    • @Heitchp
      @Heitchp 5 лет назад +3

      It truly is more than a mile

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 5 лет назад +1

      🌠 *T H E M O R E Y O U K N O W* 🌠

    • @Nolan-W
      @Nolan-W Год назад +1

      And it is out of this world too

  • @Nafinafnaf
    @Nafinafnaf 4 года назад +1249

    “Wow, that does really look like- a leather cheerio. Now i’ve seen everithing”
    Perfect comedy.

    • @AshBeastFPS
      @AshBeastFPS 4 года назад

      😂

    • @azeredo3137
      @azeredo3137 4 года назад +1

      Explain please, english isn't my first laguange

    • @uzijn
      @uzijn 4 года назад +22

      @@azeredo3137 Michael is saying that the top looks like your bum hole. Leather cheerio is a way of saying bum hole... apparently. I'd never heard of it before today.

    • @azeredo3137
      @azeredo3137 4 года назад +9

      @@uzijn i've never heard of the leathrr cheerio thing too, thank you

    • @subhadeep4144
      @subhadeep4144 4 года назад +2

      Be Whole 🤣🤣

  • @danielengel1044
    @danielengel1044 5 лет назад +4406

    Michael Stevens: "This channel is now called D!NG to avoid demonatization."
    Also Michael Stevens: *puts water on cheerios*

    • @walid7084
      @walid7084 5 лет назад +56

      Wait you're not supposed to put water with cereal?

    • @Jayden3649
      @Jayden3649 5 лет назад +105

      @@walid7084 you put mustard and ketchup with a hint of salt on cereal

    • @CerealKiller420
      @CerealKiller420 5 лет назад +28

      I personally prefer nutt water.

    • @etooamill9528
      @etooamill9528 5 лет назад +21

      michael: and when it closes it look like Uranus

    • @Etrehumain123
      @Etrehumain123 5 лет назад +9

      Is cereal a soup ?

  • @DæmonV86
    @DæmonV86 Год назад +3

    I love the Austin Powers style editing!
    ("Johnson!")
    I too listened to Limp Bizkit when I was in middle school. I don't feel so much like a moron knowing Michael did as well.

  • @ChordsBoy
    @ChordsBoy 5 лет назад +455

    This is the quality content I subscribed for:
    *M i c h a e l ' s t o y s*

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 5 лет назад +4

      My personal favourite is Michael Draws on Pieces of White Cardstock

    • @ChordsBoy
      @ChordsBoy 5 лет назад

      @@zyaicob Ah, such a classic :D

    • @FenrizNNN
      @FenrizNNN 5 лет назад

      And D!N........ DONG

    • @spicy110
      @spicy110 5 лет назад

      Who ever gave this the 421st like has no soul! 🤣

    • @FenrizNNN
      @FenrizNNN 5 лет назад

      ; = ;

  • @AaAa-qw3fd
    @AaAa-qw3fd 5 лет назад +2947

    Haha D!NG my favorite channel that has never been called anything else

    • @zucchini_zucchini
      @zucchini_zucchini 5 лет назад +132

      Do! Now Guys

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 5 лет назад +138

      That's a weird thing to add. Of course it was never called anything else. Whatever would make you think that?

    • @sigmamindset69420
      @sigmamindset69420 5 лет назад +105

      It's like the tiananmen square massacre

    • @bowz5166
      @bowz5166 5 лет назад +92

      Tianamen what?

    • @rkroll17
      @rkroll17 5 лет назад +81

      I remember when this channel was created and I also remember how it was always called D!NG and has never been called anything else.

  • @atiffayyadh4654
    @atiffayyadh4654 5 лет назад +718

    The looks of the mug may get demonetised vid.
    Micheal: Hold my Hyperboloid

    • @thes.wilsonchannel203
      @thes.wilsonchannel203 5 лет назад +1

      *May get this video demonetized
      Learn to type

    • @schnoig_
      @schnoig_ 5 лет назад +2

      The S.Wilson channel *learn grammar

    • @kyanovp1915
      @kyanovp1915 5 лет назад

      Pavel Trigub or you just learn not to judge on language

    • @atiffayyadh4654
      @atiffayyadh4654 5 лет назад

      Not my 1st language but ok internet

  • @mantasquid
    @mantasquid 4 месяца назад

    nothing can top the joy i experience watching michael’s antics. every aspect of his videos are both educational and chaotically hilarious.

  • @DoumanXD
    @DoumanXD 5 лет назад +1837

    Michael: I'm being Mugged
    Critikal: Hold my Flesh light

    • @Dyndicat
      @Dyndicat 5 лет назад +23

      This is the best mugging of All Time.

    • @Biggjuggs333
      @Biggjuggs333 5 лет назад +5

      Fleshlight/Circumcisor

    • @vasili1207
      @vasili1207 5 лет назад

      Seriously go get laid you weirdo..... Incel

    • @HelloKittyFanMan.
      @HelloKittyFanMan. 5 лет назад +4

      "Hold my random capital letters, too."

    • @sagatduhking5843
      @sagatduhking5843 5 лет назад +1

      @@vasili1207 Hi im norm.

  • @theanonpix3373
    @theanonpix3373 5 лет назад +4869

    Michael's toys
    *SHOWS A CUP THAT LOOKS LIKE A FLESH LIGHT*

    • @aritheplebian
      @aritheplebian 5 лет назад +120

      I WAS WAITING

    • @sextuspompeius1266
      @sextuspompeius1266 5 лет назад +82

      My first thought

    • @thesephiam
      @thesephiam 5 лет назад +58

      It’s all I could think about after he said toy
      The name of the mug is “Twizz mug”.
      Heres a math problem. What if “Tw”=“J”?

    • @jedwalker5986
      @jedwalker5986 5 лет назад +23

      As you can see, when it's closed it looks like....

    • @_D.I.G_
      @_D.I.G_ 5 лет назад +5

      good idea, imma try it

  • @doggfite
    @doggfite 5 лет назад +1906

    Michael: This channel has always been D!NG cause its an advertiser-friendly channel
    Also Michael: Leather Cherrio!

    • @ryandupuis5860
      @ryandupuis5860 5 лет назад +48

      Also michael: "When it's closed, it looks like ..... Uranus has a diameter..."

    • @thewilddinkus8026
      @thewilddinkus8026 5 лет назад +22

      @@ryandupuis5860 chocolate starfish

    • @ctrlaltshift
      @ctrlaltshift 5 лет назад +4

      I literally made this exact comment before I noticed you did it first. 😂

    • @andersenzheng
      @andersenzheng 5 лет назад +6

      @@ryandupuis5860 ... thats more than 1 mile!

    • @doggfite
      @doggfite 5 лет назад +7

      @Clansesa changed?
      It's always been D!NG

  • @lemmiix
    @lemmiix 3 года назад +42

    1:38 I'm not short, I'm just twisted.

  • @JohnBread69
    @JohnBread69 4 года назад +5098

    the text "michael's toys" displayed on a tube with a very questionably shaped end makes me uneasy

    • @leitmot1f
      @leitmot1f 4 года назад +40

      Hmm..

    • @fazbruh
      @fazbruh 4 года назад +156

      The music doesn’t help lol

    • @abrokenthing470
      @abrokenthing470 4 года назад +88

      John Bread at first I thought it was a flesh light

    • @Nah_Bohdi
      @Nah_Bohdi 4 года назад +12

      ....and how much does succ weigh?

    • @fazbruh
      @fazbruh 4 года назад +16

      It’s some heavy stuff 🥵🤤😩

  • @qkhs0217
    @qkhs0217 5 лет назад +1282

    Top 4 ways to avoid demonetization:
    0:33
    1:00
    2:55
    7:05

    • @TheGreenKnight500
      @TheGreenKnight500 5 лет назад +60

      You won't believe number five!

    • @RaimoHöft
      @RaimoHöft 5 лет назад

      @@TheGreenKnight500 Nr. 2 ? 😉

    • @derjon5
      @derjon5 5 лет назад +5

      These clues all add up!
      It looks like a butthole, duh.

    • @matyas94k
      @matyas94k 5 лет назад +1

      Looks like chocolate chips.
      www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/white-belgian-chocolate-edible-anus/

    • @freeziboi3249
      @freeziboi3249 5 лет назад +4

      @@matyas94k Goddammit dude, come on, you know what that's my fault for clicking.

  • @Mantulisme
    @Mantulisme 5 лет назад +1939

    Hey i've seen mugs like that before in my big bros bedroom.

    • @SaladRostrum
      @SaladRostrum 5 лет назад +39

      Ayyyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂👏👏👌👌👌😭😭

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 лет назад +9

      lmao

    • @michaljurc7208
      @michaljurc7208 5 лет назад +58

      What are you doing step-bro?!

    • @mr.t107
      @mr.t107 5 лет назад +24

      @@lfinch150 bruh wtf

    • @DvDick
      @DvDick 5 лет назад +21

      @@lfinch150 *bruh #2 sound effect*

  • @enderlore1337
    @enderlore1337 Год назад +11

    3:06 Bros computer is holding on for dear life 💀💀💀

  • @aumv3606
    @aumv3606 5 лет назад +1603

    Michael: **Puts water on Cheerios**
    **Several people are typing**

    • @Alphasoldier
      @Alphasoldier 5 лет назад +50

      I died a little.

    • @bigsquatch
      @bigsquatch 5 лет назад +11

      SOMEBODY NOTICED!

    • @lumps17
      @lumps17 5 лет назад +13

      You think he can afford milk with the amount he spends on HIS TOYS??

    • @dafoex
      @dafoex 5 лет назад

      Didn't those Jedwood people do that?

    • @brianmiller1077
      @brianmiller1077 5 лет назад +1

      Author and vlogger John Green applauds

  • @leonmoore3174
    @leonmoore3174 5 лет назад +561

    I've heard of a chocolate starfish, but thank you for introducing me to the leather cheerio.

    • @radekseky4571
      @radekseky4571 5 лет назад +1

      I don't get those, help.

    • @PandaMane
      @PandaMane 5 лет назад +13

      @@radekseky4571 butthole

    • @bara9880
      @bara9880 5 лет назад +1

      Lol same

    • @MrOuchiez
      @MrOuchiez 5 лет назад +4

      Leon Moore - Balloon knot.

    • @radekseky4571
      @radekseky4571 5 лет назад +2

      @@PandaMane Wow all of them are slangs for butt then, had no idea, thanks. :D

  • @everestismad2560
    @everestismad2560 5 лет назад +1784

    Michael: Goes Family Friendly to avoid being Demonetized
    Also Michael: Pours Water into Cereal

  • @muzammalbaig
    @muzammalbaig 4 месяца назад

    loved the way he said Uranus🤣😆😁😝 and then came WOW! IT REALY LOOKS LIKE ...And there it is yet again. I love you even when you look like...

  • @maxmaxidk
    @maxmaxidk 5 лет назад +2778

    This guy's pretty cool! He should do a collab with VSause!

    • @nobenx
      @nobenx 5 лет назад +123

      I know right! He looks just like him!

    • @maxmaxidk
      @maxmaxidk 5 лет назад +236

      @@darshandhabale143 r/woooosh

    • @thaggath7137
      @thaggath7137 5 лет назад +67

      @@darshandhabale143 Wait. That's illegal

    • @iMaucs
      @iMaucs 5 лет назад +93

      Sadly the Vsauce guy's dead :(

    • @THEFIRSTCRAZYGAMER
      @THEFIRSTCRAZYGAMER 5 лет назад +8

      Tide_MaximusPrime_xXx sause

  • @wishiwasabear
    @wishiwasabear 5 лет назад +3158

    *Michael drinks from a fleshlight*
    "Wait, that's not my hyperboloid mug"

    • @ArizonaHeat84
      @ArizonaHeat84 5 лет назад +109

      I just threw up in my mouth a little.
      Nice job!

    • @degraj418
      @degraj418 5 лет назад +57

      Ugh you burned that image in my head

    • @stevecolour8010
      @stevecolour8010 5 лет назад +19

      I wanted to write something along those lines but i guess you beat me to it

    • @flowshiseprocessing7864
      @flowshiseprocessing7864 5 лет назад +11

      Why must you sin my soul

    • @finbob5
      @finbob5 5 лет назад +1

      @@ArizonaHeat84 Why?

  • @SirRaio
    @SirRaio 5 лет назад +538

    "Over fifty _thousand_ kilometers. That's more than a mile!"
    I mean... he's not wrong

    • @bayzed
      @bayzed 5 лет назад +12

      He didn't give it in football fields tho smh

    • @papagrounds
      @papagrounds 5 лет назад +3

      Easily more than a mile, maybe even two 🤔

    • @buriedjoe1080
      @buriedjoe1080 5 лет назад +3

      It's like 420 million metric bananas.

    • @HanumanOlam
      @HanumanOlam 5 лет назад

      I was literally just thinking this 💀. That's 31,000 miles

  • @stibium4806
    @stibium4806 День назад

    This is a great video to watch after a bottle of beer after an analytical geometry test. Math is cool!

  • @william7809
    @william7809 4 года назад +910

    0:22 the name "michael's toys" together with the shape of the mug lid makes me feel extremely uncomfortable

  • @Jamie_kemp
    @Jamie_kemp 5 лет назад +3169

    "uranus has a diameter of over 50,000 kilometres"
    "that's more than a mile"
    🤣

    • @LARAUJO_0
      @LARAUJO_0 5 лет назад +18

      I'm pretty sure he stole that from Half as Interesting

    • @silverhusky7993
      @silverhusky7993 5 лет назад +30

      He's not wrong

    • @brnico6184
      @brnico6184 5 лет назад +2

      Not funny

    • @jmbat4435
      @jmbat4435 5 лет назад +16

      @@brnico6184 c'mon it is a bit right?

    • @bucket2891
      @bucket2891 5 лет назад +42

      @@brnico6184 I can't understand how a human can have this much hatred.

  • @manavgajera4985
    @manavgajera4985 5 лет назад +2837

    Uranus 🌕
    Chocolate starfish ⭐
    Leather Cheerios ⭕
    Be Whole🐝

    • @anshsehrawat2628
      @anshsehrawat2628 5 лет назад +5

      hahaha

    • @panikhalili5920
      @panikhalili5920 5 лет назад +15

      I don’t get it

    • @panikhalili5920
      @panikhalili5920 5 лет назад +17

      I mean I get Uranus but not the rest... can someone plz explain?

    • @igoodygames6468
      @igoodygames6468 5 лет назад +11

      @@panikhalili5920 yeah same honestly , that and Bee Hole but idk the rest or get it

    • @cloudy7971
      @cloudy7971 5 лет назад +47

      leather refers to skin and cheerios are a sort of hole
      human star fishes can create chocolate metaphorically

  • @CarlosBorrego
    @CarlosBorrego 3 года назад +2

    Ok, I saw this video inside a blog, inside a feed reader... but I had to come here to say how great this is. I mean, it combines serious physics with simple jokes, is fun, is nice to look, is really great produced, and it has jokes that kids may no undersand. I'm stand up and claping. Not really

  • @Will-rw8mf
    @Will-rw8mf 5 лет назад +605

    TOTAL NUMBER OF ANUS JOKES: *4*
    Well done, Michael.

    • @vaclav222
      @vaclav222 5 лет назад

      Tyler1?

    • @noneedtoknow69
      @noneedtoknow69 5 лет назад

      everything is a fleshlight, if you're brave enough

  • @mxlazerdev231
    @mxlazerdev231 5 лет назад +1052

    Michael never was the same after that isolation thing he did
    HIS TRUE POTENTIAL HAS BEEN AWAKENED

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 5 лет назад +2

      @@dimitridoroshko delete your reply please so a better reply can take your place.

    • @dimitridoroshko
      @dimitridoroshko 5 лет назад +1

      @@TechSupportDave, done, sir!

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 5 лет назад

      @@dimitridoroshko thanks.
      you dumbass heheheheehheehh

    • @dimitridoroshko
      @dimitridoroshko 5 лет назад +5

      @@TechSupportDave, you must be 12-13, right?

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 5 лет назад

      @@dimitridoroshko far from it. But you can keep on guessing if you enjoy it. Besides, YOU must me pretty young to fall for that lol.

  • @yeahboi9887
    @yeahboi9887 5 лет назад +265

    Today I learned that 50,000 km is in fact, more than a mile, thank you Michael

    • @zakjan5
      @zakjan5 5 лет назад +27

      Or is it?

    • @ramgel
      @ramgel 5 лет назад +1

      @@zakjan5 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @shayanthis
      @shayanthis 5 лет назад +1

      Don't accept "facts" with out proof.

  • @vitalchance1032
    @vitalchance1032 3 года назад

    Why i like v sauce -- He is clear, precise, articulate, and thorough...; A very good teacher..

  • @justinkase918
    @justinkase918 5 лет назад +1059

    RUclips: Ok we're demonetizing this video.
    Michael: Haha not so fast buddy

    • @wieskarimi2999
      @wieskarimi2999 5 лет назад +17

      You’ve violated community guidelines
      - Provoked a gang war
      See example below
      Pouring water into cereal

    • @homeytony8363
      @homeytony8363 5 лет назад +2

      I am going to do what is called a pro gamer move

    • @thetestinggrounds7855
      @thetestinggrounds7855 5 лет назад +2

      @@wieskarimi2999 Thank God I wasn't the only one who noticed him doing that. My brain gagged when it saw that. 😢😭

    • @divaskrpalaniapan3100
      @divaskrpalaniapan3100 5 лет назад +5

      RUclips : ok we're demonetizing this video.
      Micheal: or are you?

  • @treywulforst9361
    @treywulforst9361 5 лет назад +587

    Looks like*jumpcut* “Uranus”
    Wasn’t expecting that

    • @TheAechBomb
      @TheAechBomb 5 лет назад +7

      I was, it's michael

    • @MerchManDan
      @MerchManDan 5 лет назад +14

      Oddly, I was expecting Uranus but not the jumpcut.

    • @JuNTaBiOs
      @JuNTaBiOs 5 лет назад

      you sure that wasnt unexpected?

    • @olesyagodlike1096
      @olesyagodlike1096 5 лет назад

      tbh, I expected exacly that

    • @savagebrownies5835
      @savagebrownies5835 5 лет назад

      I WAS expecting "flashlight" but that was very subtle

  • @puzzleczar4986
    @puzzleczar4986 5 лет назад +404

    another wholesome video from the channel we know today (and always have) as D!NG and never anything else that could possibly be considered unadvertiser friendly

    • @babomb2146
      @babomb2146 5 лет назад +1

      D!ng dong

    • @me-lm9ru
      @me-lm9ru 5 лет назад +1

      Ba Bomb what do you mean dong? I’ve never heard of that name before

    • @puzzleczar4986
      @puzzleczar4986 5 лет назад +1

      me ikr its always been D!NG as far as i know

    • @shashipancholi
      @shashipancholi 5 лет назад

      Unadvertiser: [noun] a person or company that makes you forget about a product, service or event
      “I can barely remember my own name after having -CENSORED- my -CENSORED- in the -CENSORED- of that -CENSORED- last night. Boy what a great unadvertiser”

  • @PugCuber
    @PugCuber 2 года назад +8

    this is where I learned about Conic Sections long before I even took Pre-Calc
    thanks Michael

  • @spynae
    @spynae 5 лет назад +202

    Bearded man stares into camera as he points his Fleshlight at us with Word Art saying "Michael's Toys" around it.

  • @LnPPersonified
    @LnPPersonified 5 лет назад +986

    RUclips: We'll force them to change their name from Dong. That'll take care of all the inappropriate jokes.
    Michael: Hold my hyperboloid.

    • @steamcastle
      @steamcastle 5 лет назад +21

      no one forced anyone to do anything. they just paid them.
      but it has always benne D!ng

    • @stefannilsson2406
      @stefannilsson2406 5 лет назад +1

      I didn't even notice they changed it from Dong until I read your comment.

    • @themountaingoat2284
      @themountaingoat2284 5 лет назад +6

      @@stefannilsson2406 yeah I have no idea what you are talking about

    • @green5301
      @green5301 5 лет назад +2

      @Steven Dellwinsen DONG: Do Online Now Guys

    • @TrashDeviant
      @TrashDeviant 5 лет назад

      Do ! Now, Guys!

  • @vincenttavani6380
    @vincenttavani6380 5 лет назад +2950

    Michael: *doesn't say anus*
    Also Michael: *pours water into cereal*
    RUclips: demonetize

    • @nixnix22
      @nixnix22 5 лет назад +41

      Are you not aware of the sexiness in pouring water into cereal?

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 5 лет назад +12

      SSSSHHH! You can't say that!
      (children are watching)

    • @rust3152
      @rust3152 Год назад +9

      @@patrickmcleod111 ok pat

    • @Wyi-the-rogue
      @Wyi-the-rogue Год назад

      Haha u funi man

    • @weaa00
      @weaa00 Год назад

      ​@@Wyi-the-rogue thanks i always 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😢

  • @meoutpeace
    @meoutpeace 11 месяцев назад +1

    The cuts are Incredible.

  • @TheLordHighNoob
    @TheLordHighNoob 5 лет назад +1789

    I think all that happened was
    1) someone finds Michael's fleshlight.
    2) Michael panics and says it's a mug
    3) Michael octuples down on his lie and makes a viral video.

    • @dagaminking8272
      @dagaminking8272 5 лет назад +21

      yup

    • @joshuafoster23
      @joshuafoster23 5 лет назад +15

      Well I guess we all know what to ask santa to get us for 12/25-mas this year. 2019 happy fun time pocket p'mugs

    • @Knightstalker45
      @Knightstalker45 5 лет назад +8

      fudge nuggert sippinslide woah woah woah slow down there buddy. Santa is a convicted felon man you can’t ask him for anything anymore

    • @TheOfficialChannelOfChannels
      @TheOfficialChannelOfChannels 5 лет назад +2

      haa ha

    • @tuser8
      @tuser8 5 лет назад +2

      Are you trying to tell me this man isn’t the embodiment of class?

  • @PickledMelon
    @PickledMelon 5 лет назад +134

    Michael is slowly becoming more and more crazy. And I love it.

  • @emilioa008
    @emilioa008 5 лет назад +648

    This channel is the progress of Michael diving into insanity

    • @raidedsalt7110
      @raidedsalt7110 4 года назад +4

      even worse, none of us can see the bottom of the insanity well

    • @vinayseth1114
      @vinayseth1114 4 года назад +5

      @@raidedsalt7110 Because it's shaped like a hyperboloidal leather cheerio?

    • @Heinkel9988
      @Heinkel9988 4 года назад +2

      And it all began with human cake.

  • @lecochonmalefique
    @lecochonmalefique 2 года назад +1

    I learned English as a teenager this video taught me more about English in couple minutes than I've learnt math in my whole life.

    • @NotsoBussy
      @NotsoBussy Год назад

      Do you now know how to use it?

    • @Bushcatbandit2950
      @Bushcatbandit2950 Год назад

      I love how the comparison doesn't make any sense.

  • @rakhimondal5949
    @rakhimondal5949 5 лет назад +1254

    He's slowly becoming insane and people around him are thinking he's joking.

    • @MultiFabar
      @MultiFabar 5 лет назад +42

      rakhi mondal aren’t we all a bit insane

    • @seanmcgrath3826
      @seanmcgrath3826 5 лет назад +15

      @@MultiFabar Everyone is at least a little bit insane. Otherwise the world wouldn't work

    • @pumpkin_314
      @pumpkin_314 5 лет назад +6

      Oh My Holy God
      O M H G

    • @Οδοιπόρος
      @Οδοιπόρος 5 лет назад +12

      @@seanmcgrath3826 I can imagine someone saying this over and over while rocking back and forth in the corner.

    • @justghostie4948
      @justghostie4948 5 лет назад +6

      We know, we don't care, because we like it

  • @FilipeDGuedes
    @FilipeDGuedes 5 лет назад +736

    "When it's closed it looks a little bit like uranus"
    That made me laugh out loud

    • @chronofactor2037
      @chronofactor2037 5 лет назад +10

      Everything Is Here I would guess that many people reacted in such a fashion to what was said. He most likely did not steal you're comment. And if it is stolen it still is unlikely to be yours that was stolen.

    • @neonref3978
      @neonref3978 5 лет назад

      @@chronofactor2037 i don't think he was serious

    • @chronofactor2037
      @chronofactor2037 5 лет назад

      neonref Where's the sarcasm then? By that logic my comment could've been a joke as well.

    • @alexgu177
      @alexgu177 5 лет назад

      Cronofactor he means that he had the same idea, not everything is literal

    • @chronofactor2037
      @chronofactor2037 5 лет назад

      Alex Gu by that logic I am applauding the person for stating "you stole my comment"

  • @GermaphobeMusic
    @GermaphobeMusic 5 лет назад +714

    Michael: _changes the name of the channel to be more advertiser friendly_
    Also Michael:

  • @artfx9
    @artfx9 Год назад +2

    That looks very tight. Thank you!

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 лет назад +304

    0:31 "when it's closed, it looks a little bit like... Uranus"
    Damn even Vsauce now knows how tight I am

    • @emperortgp2424
      @emperortgp2424 5 лет назад +1

      A diameter of fifty thousand kilometers is just the perfect tightness for me.

  • @PersonManManManMan
    @PersonManManManMan 5 лет назад +330

    Water Cereal???
    *Michael is a madlad, I think he went too **_hyperbolic_** on this one*

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 5 лет назад +9

      I mean, is it even a soup anymore?

    • @ErikYoungren
      @ErikYoungren 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/WU05hTgaUt8/видео.html

  • @waldorfthepig1431
    @waldorfthepig1431 5 лет назад +1346

    Wow, that really does look like-
    *A LEATHER CHEERIO*

    • @radughita1992
      @radughita1992 5 лет назад +10

      I don't get this joke. I get the URANUS one but not this one, or the Chocolate Starfish one.

    • @waldorfthepig1431
      @waldorfthepig1431 5 лет назад +29

      @funny videos no

    • @naufalr.9521
      @naufalr.9521 5 лет назад +15

      @funny videos no f you

    • @Martin-xh1hd
      @Martin-xh1hd 5 лет назад +15

      @funny videos no

    • @MsTrickster24
      @MsTrickster24 5 лет назад +4

      Programming Carrot He cuts the clip and says something else before saying it looks like an a-hole

  • @all0utmetal735
    @all0utmetal735 Год назад

    The ol Austin Powers skit. We’ll done and thanks for bringing it back