Monologue: Boat Hit Bridge | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Опубликовано: 28 мар 2024
  • Bill reacts to the outrageous conspiracy theories surrounding the tragic collapse of Baltimore's Francis Scott Key Bridge.

Комментарии • 313

  • @jimmyholloway8527
    @jimmyholloway8527 Месяц назад +38

    Quote of the century... "America... I just can't."

    • @prezidenttrump5171
      @prezidenttrump5171 Месяц назад +1

      So speaking like a middle school girl is now considered quote of the century worthy?

  • @tbecker97204
    @tbecker97204 Месяц назад +40

    Oh, maybe I can clear this up:
    1) MTG's mother dropping her on her head was intentional.
    2) The cargo ship hitting the "Key Bridge" in Baltimore was *an accident.*

    • @krb6673
      @krb6673 Месяц назад +4

      I don’t know…
      Bridge has 6 letters
      So does the word Russia
      Remove I letter china!
      Think about it…

  • @CatchupWilliams
    @CatchupWilliams Месяц назад +7

    Your monologue and New Rule are the best things about the show. Make them longer, not the talking heads on CNN.

  • @GrimKage
    @GrimKage Месяц назад +8

    looking forward to next weeks 30 second monologue

  • @markwhat3637
    @markwhat3637 Месяц назад +18

    What idiot editors cut up the monolog into just one joke

    • @jrbship
      @jrbship Месяц назад +1

      Blame the corporate overlords at max/HBO. They keep cutting or delaying content posted to RUclips to push max subscriptions

  • @ontaka5997
    @ontaka5997 Месяц назад +7

    I think MTG's mother drew a pentagram and summoned a Demon.
    It must have been a hell of a night.
    She certainly succeeded in creating an abomination, a "Half-Demon".

  • @PAVEL--JAKL
    @PAVEL--JAKL Месяц назад +113

    Monologue getting shorter and shorter..🙄

    • @anuragchakraborty8766
      @anuragchakraborty8766 Месяц назад +2

      who cares

    • @lena-mariaglouis-charles7036
      @lena-mariaglouis-charles7036 Месяц назад +10

      ​@@anuragchakraborty8766
      🥱
      Not getting enough attention at home, are we...?

    • @anuragchakraborty8766
      @anuragchakraborty8766 Месяц назад +1

      @@lena-mariaglouis-charles7036 I can’t tell your gender so I’m a little lost for words here

    • @lena-mariaglouis-charles7036
      @lena-mariaglouis-charles7036 Месяц назад +10

      @@anuragchakraborty8766
      Must be rough having only two braincells that are constantly fighting one another...
      I sincerely pity You.

    • @anuragchakraborty8766
      @anuragchakraborty8766 Месяц назад +1

      @@lena-mariaglouis-charles7036 still doesn’t answer my question

  • @jeffhodge7333
    @jeffhodge7333 Месяц назад +201

    If Jews had space lasers, MTG would be dust.

    • @MarkCexplorer
      @MarkCexplorer Месяц назад +11

      Baaahahahaaa 🎉

    • @benjamindover4337
      @benjamindover4337 Месяц назад +20

      MTG does exactly what she's paid to do: Distract the public from actual conspiracies by acting like a clown.

    • @alnotterbot5590
      @alnotterbot5590 Месяц назад +12

      True, but they know that dust still won’t ever shut the ffff up.

    • @RendaJane
      @RendaJane Месяц назад

      @@alnotterbot5590 It would spew her nasally screeching whiny face everywhere. All wildlife and humans would start hurting themselves trying to make it stop.

    • @Hilarious.Hobo666
      @Hilarious.Hobo666 Месяц назад +6

      What do the jews have against Magic The Gathering?

  • @christophervanburen8923
    @christophervanburen8923 Месяц назад +22

    That's it? That's all we get any more on RUclips? A one-minute portion of your monologue? Anyone else feeling insulted?

    • @scarpfish
      @scarpfish Месяц назад +3

      No, not really. It's not like we paid for this.

    • @Melesniannon
      @Melesniannon Месяц назад +2

      I don't feel insulted, because I don't feel entitled.

    • @carlisle3469
      @carlisle3469 Месяц назад

      Yeah, the monologue is funny, and some of the foolish extras . I cringe at the right wingism (which was skillfully concealed during the anti trump period 2016 to 2020 election)

    • @benjohnson1705
      @benjohnson1705 Месяц назад

      @@scarpfish LOL paying for this crap HAHAHAHA

  • @celimardejesus7857
    @celimardejesus7857 Месяц назад +4

    The biggest story was Diddy getting raided

  • @jayjeckel
    @jayjeckel Месяц назад +12

    I know you think showing less will make more people sub to your streaming service, but all it's really going to do is convince people to watch fewer of the clips. This wasn't even worth clicking on and next week if it's this short, I won't bother clicking on it.

    • @scarpfish
      @scarpfish Месяц назад

      In otherwords, you'll be back to bitch about it again. I sure wish you guys had put in this sort of effort when they decided to put Thursday night NFL games on Amazon Prime.

  • @stevegardiner8473
    @stevegardiner8473 Месяц назад +6

    Yay, monologues are back. 😁
    Oh, no they're not 🙁

  • @jerzeyguy71
    @jerzeyguy71 Месяц назад +9

    wow, that was a quickie, but I am sure Bill is used to delivering quickies.

  • @2hard2knock
    @2hard2knock Месяц назад +24

    This accident in Baltimore smells of gross negligence and could have been avoided.
    Peace for the dead, prompt recovery for the injured and solace to the family of all those affected.

    • @Kurt-ci1dk
      @Kurt-ci1dk Месяц назад +5

      That initial sentence seems malodorously judgemental..

    • @CobaltLobster
      @CobaltLobster Месяц назад +4

      Guess you should go investigate then. It's not like harbor control logs and over the air communications aren't recorded.

    • @yessopie
      @yessopie Месяц назад +4

      If anything, I would look at whatever companies constructed or maintain the boat... you'll probably find a lot of Boeing-style cost slashing and disregard of regulations. This is also a huge problem in the train industry. Wouldn't be surprised to see it for ships.

    • @CoderMonkeyNathan
      @CoderMonkeyNathan Месяц назад +7

      Cause by power failure; the steering and control of the ship is all reliant on the ships power systems, when they loss power they lost all control. They have yet to disclose what caused the power failure, but I can see recommendations coming from the investigation to improve cargo ships and try and avoid something similar happening again.

    • @pete5691
      @pete5691 Месяц назад

      My guess is this was a distraction or some kind of 5D chess psyop.

  • @amberturdcoloringbook1733
    @amberturdcoloringbook1733 Месяц назад +34

    MTG is the missing link.

    • @edwardlulofs444
      @edwardlulofs444 Месяц назад +5

      She is an inevitable part of life. America is never dull.
      As an optimist, she is American entertainment; America’s clown. People love circuses. But I don’t want to live at the circus!

    • @jimpalmer792
      @jimpalmer792 Месяц назад +4

      "MTG is the missing link."
      Between sanity and insanity ?

    • @jimpalmer792
      @jimpalmer792 Месяц назад +1

      @@edwardlulofs444
      "... she is American entertainment; America’s clown ...."
      Except that MTG is not a circus and not entertainment; she is a very dangerous creature and, like 'little donnie', must be 'stopped'.
      One thing that America has 'forgotten' over the last 50+ years is that 'free speech' is not without limits !!!
      And America is letting its own 'unbridled' freedoms destroy itself !
      Sad.

    • @RendaJane
      @RendaJane Месяц назад +3

      Sadly, she’s not missing 😢

    • @edwardlulofs444
      @edwardlulofs444 Месяц назад +2

      @@jimpalmer792 no, between human and humanity. She is human but Where is the humanity?

  • @Happy-uy5wc
    @Happy-uy5wc Месяц назад +14

    What happened to the Monologue?

    • @scarpfish
      @scarpfish Месяц назад +3

      Same thing that happened to John Oliver's main segment being available on Monday morning. HBO, err, Max wants you to pay to play.

    • @krb6673
      @krb6673 Месяц назад +1

      People who paid got to see it
      I pay less than $10 a month for max
      I watch every Friday not to mention the other things I get to watch

  • @bluemoon-20
    @bluemoon-20 Месяц назад +20

    I barely made it through New Rules due to the endless clapping and cheering after each joke. I love Bill Maher but have to wonder whether he ignores or even encourages the audience lapdogs.

    • @scarpfish
      @scarpfish Месяц назад

      You know what would be nice? If you malcontents who have to bitch about the audience in the comments every damned episode would take a week off to go touch some damned grass, perhaps the THC containing variety.

    • @joebarr725
      @joebarr725 Месяц назад +3

      The audience applauds at each joke. No laughs. Just applause.

    • @jamesryan4618
      @jamesryan4618 Месяц назад

      And lapdogs they are.

    • @delisa8575
      @delisa8575 Месяц назад +2

      He gets clapter, and he relies on it, same with John Oliver

    • @bluemoon-20
      @bluemoon-20 Месяц назад +1

      @joebarr725 You're right. Wasn't the point of creating New Rules to make people laugh? I've given up trying to understand audiences anymore.

  • @YoYo-gt5iq
    @YoYo-gt5iq Месяц назад +8

    What are you accomplishing with a snippet? I'll never get HBO, but you just want me to watch less? Done.

    • @scarpfish
      @scarpfish Месяц назад

      Plot twist: You'll be back next week to bitch about it again.

  • @MaDoMcCormack
    @MaDoMcCormack Месяц назад +7

    That's your monologue!?

  • @mikhanch1228
    @mikhanch1228 Месяц назад +46

    A 1 minute monologue? Tf is this?

    • @evanburrows1697
      @evanburrows1697 Месяц назад +4

      It's shrinkflation. Thanks Obama. 🤣

    • @dasstigma
      @dasstigma Месяц назад +1

      @@Littenxo Do you understand sarcasm if it hits you in the face with a sledgehammer? No?
      Maybe find a therapist and talk to him about it.

    • @scarpfish
      @scarpfish Месяц назад +1

      @@dasstigma Do you understand you right wing trolls need some new material?
      Don't go see a therapist for that. Just go play Frogger on a busy freeway during rush hour. Physics will take it from there.

    • @dasstigma
      @dasstigma Месяц назад

      @@scarpfish 🤦🏼‍♂
      My condolences for being you. Maybe get your head out of your ass, stop with the tribalism and try to think for a second. Oh, and learn some flags.

    • @jrbship
      @jrbship Месяц назад

      A max/HBO money grab to boost max subs. It’s not working

  • @Glowdream
    @Glowdream Месяц назад

    I seriously can't believe all the conspiracy theories around this

  • @19DeMan77
    @19DeMan77 Месяц назад +34

    Nothing can really happen anymore without being a conspiracy.

    • @sloth9669
      @sloth9669 Месяц назад +10

      Exactly what the conspirator would say…….🧐

    • @Smokie_666
      @Smokie_666 Месяц назад +3

      @@sloth9669 Best response ever

    • @19DeMan77
      @19DeMan77 Месяц назад +1

      @@sloth9669 you proved my point.

    • @pete5691
      @pete5691 Месяц назад +1

      It’s a psyop. 4D or even 5D chess

    • @MrWascally
      @MrWascally Месяц назад

      if u only understood duh vinki code u'd get it

  • @SavvyDrifter
    @SavvyDrifter Месяц назад +13

    That was it?

  • @Brian-os9qj
    @Brian-os9qj Месяц назад +1

    Thx Bill

  • @mamtat7206
    @mamtat7206 Месяц назад +3

    Awesome 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @PelvisPresley420
    @PelvisPresley420 Месяц назад +33

    Shortest Monologue Ever

  • @bradvincet1848
    @bradvincet1848 Месяц назад +2

    They're limiting what they show on RUclips now. RUclips must be limiting their ad revenue, and HBO wants you to subscribe to see everything.

  • @YouTubeCensor
    @YouTubeCensor Месяц назад +3

    The only minute of the monologue that you considered worthy of showing wasn't funny.

  • @PrenticeBoy1688
    @PrenticeBoy1688 9 дней назад

    Boat hit bridge. Never again.

  • @steveosworld
    @steveosworld Месяц назад +3

    this was meant to be posted as a short. Apologies on behalf of the incompetents at HBO's web team

  • @PracticeTaiji
    @PracticeTaiji Месяц назад +16

    It's important and fair to ask whether this was intentional or accidental. In fact, it's the FIRST question any and every investigator asked.

    • @FetsumBerhaneDire
      @FetsumBerhaneDire Месяц назад

      Is she investigator now? Only for waterways or does her work include Boeing? 😂

    • @scarpfish
      @scarpfish Месяц назад +3

      If it was intentional why would the crew of the ship notify the authorities to get traffic off the bridge? Anyone who's watched the video can clearly see the ship was having issues up to four minutes before it hit the bridge.
      Some of you who have to make a conspiracy out of everything need to realize we once had this popular saying called "sh1t happens", and the thing is, it does happen, quite often. Ships also hit bridges in China and Argentina in the last month. Last year when the conspiracy celebre was train derailments and you were all asking "why are all these trains suddenly derailing?", you were ignoring the long known, easily researched fact that we have on average, 3-4 train derailments in this country EVERY DAY.
      Now, do you perhaps see why we reasoned folk are getting tired of your shit? Which like all the other shit, happens way too often.

    • @tonymorris1911
      @tonymorris1911 Месяц назад +1

      What was on the 2 minutes of missing data?

    • @tonyf.9806
      @tonyf.9806 Месяц назад +2

      @@scarpfish You're right, shit does happen, but your argument against this being intentional is flawed. Could it be an accident, based on the reports we've gotten so far, sure. But I work in the maritime industry, and quite a few things don't line up. Now if this was intentional, it can go one of two ways. You can make it known this was an actual attack, but the timing and warning leading up to it would be stupid. Or, it could be intentional but you want to make it look like an accident to avoid suspicion. Now the report of contaminated fuel leading to engine loss, while on it's face sounds plausible, but then factor how much fuel a cargo ship carries, and how much contamination would be required for the engines, all of them, and their back-ups, to completely malfunction and ceases operation. There's other aspects of it's speed, the current at the time, time/distance to go from whatever speed it was at to a full stop, etc that are still unknowns, but we should have had answers within 1 day as it's all basic math (and all those values should be known at the time of operation, just like pilots before take-off of a plane). If this was truly an accident, we'd have 90% of the facts pretty quickly, with the analysis of that information taking longer to figure out exactly what happened. This is what leads to conspiracy theories, the lack of basic information that should be known but is withheld, politicians (on both sides) making their own assessments without having even remotely enough information to do so (even if only preliminary), other politicians deflecting from talking about it and trying to shift focus elsewhere, and anyone who asks legitimate questions is ridiculed (as is the case in this video). If a Dem had asked the same question, is this an accident or intentional, Bill would have praised them. Bill could have done a segment and asked the same questions, then go through everything we know, or think we know, and come up with an initial assessment of accident vs intentional. And as far is it being intentional, this would be a relatively genius way to do it, given the time of day (or night in this case), minimal loss of life, calls made out ahead of time, and the undeniable fact we're broke, the bridge would be insanely expensive to build, Biden said he wants taxpayers to fund the replacement rather than the ship's owner and insurance company who should be on the hook for all damages to property and loss of life, and even if there is money to replace it, it would take years given how crappy our industrial sector is and unions who will 100% milk this as they always do when you have to use union laborers.
      At this time, all we can do is wait for the NTSB report (which still tends to be one of the most unbiased organizations we have sadly), and see what comes of it, then wait for the inevitable politicizations and manipulation of that report to meet political ends.

    • @Cmunic8
      @Cmunic8 Месяц назад

      @@tonyf.9806you’re missing his point. Just don’t say anything until we know for gods sake. Quit with the speculation , embellishments, exaggerations and flat out lies. Until we have the report, simply put, STFU

  • @Lomojo31
    @Lomojo31 Месяц назад

    I never knew Bill Maher was a pothead..and smokes during his show. It all makes so much sense now. I get its like my stoner friends giving commentary on the world..haha..much more funny to watch now.

  • @FrankBenlin
    @FrankBenlin Месяц назад +17

    You monologue tease, you.

  • @Bittersweet120
    @Bittersweet120 Месяц назад

    Mr. Maher and Real Time staff it's been 4 weeks since I last saw a monologue post on RUclips. It appears perhaps that the editing was a bit intense the last 3 weeks, as it is missing entirely? I do look forward to its return. Thank you!

  • @francisbradley1027
    @francisbradley1027 Месяц назад +1

    No,it was a BARGE

  • @GlobetruthFU
    @GlobetruthFU Месяц назад +1

    Boats hit bridges and dams all the time in the USA.
    Nothing new.

  • @marciaperone1468
    @marciaperone1468 Месяц назад +2

    The question is why do we have to pay for the rebuilding of the bridge? Shouldn't the people who own the shipping company be paying for it? Or do we owe that country money? I mean it doesn't make sense. I feel sorry for the people who died because of this. Unfortunately, this is the fear we all have about bridges collapsing. And yes, we should investigate this accident. We should investigate every accident before coming to a conclusion.

    • @MrLee-cy1pw
      @MrLee-cy1pw Месяц назад +1

      The bridge is in Baltimore. Baltimore is a city in America, it's not another country.

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 Месяц назад

      As far as I know, ships are covered by insurance companies (like Lloyd's). A bridge, though, might bankrupt them.

  • @Clark42EoC
    @Clark42EoC Месяц назад +2

    Yeah ride that elitism all the way the way to total failure.

  • @thomasmclain6888
    @thomasmclain6888 Месяц назад

    Seems like the legacy media is flogging this to death.

  • @tammyperritt8951
    @tammyperritt8951 Месяц назад +5

    Hollywood🙄

  • @miyojewoltsnasonth2159
    @miyojewoltsnasonth2159 Месяц назад +2

    *Have Trump on Club Random, Bill!*
    *You two just **_despise_** each other, and it would be much better seeing you guys in a no-holds-barred Club Random tête-à-tête rather than having Trump on Real Time.*

  • @dylanotto1675
    @dylanotto1675 Месяц назад +5

    1 minute monologue?

  • @shannona6989
    @shannona6989 Месяц назад

    Ultimate ice bath challenge...

  • @edwitt137
    @edwitt137 Месяц назад

    I'm not a fan of MTG but that's a fair question to ask

  • @jimtimmins1119
    @jimtimmins1119 Месяц назад +1

    The russian pipeline bomb was also an accident

  • @politicfish925
    @politicfish925 Месяц назад

    Why is the FBI opening an investigation into the bridge if we know for certain it was an accident? Most likely incompetence but the fact it is such critical infrastructure makes its loss of geopolitical significance and suspicious at least

  • @DylansPen
    @DylansPen Месяц назад

    Madge Greene's mother dropped her on her head when they were visiting the Grand Canyon, she was aiming for the canyon.

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot Месяц назад

    Perhaps the captain confused "port" and "starboard". I know I get them the wrong way around.

  • @chrissullivan5752
    @chrissullivan5752 Месяц назад +1

    Putting words in other peoples mouth !!!!

  • @Ulford
    @Ulford Месяц назад

    You do know that people died in that accident, wright?

  • @roseadesjarlais5496
    @roseadesjarlais5496 Месяц назад

    It smells of fish to me.

  • @igorpolyakov4113
    @igorpolyakov4113 Месяц назад +1

    If people had to assume there was a conspiracy involved here, they probably assumed the same thing about the Ohio train crash and the Boeing planes losing doors and landing gear. Thing is though, their little conspiracies ALWAYS blame the WRONG person. Occam's Razor. The simplest explanation is the best one. And in America these days, that explanation is greed, pure and simple.
    Companies cut costs and safety provisions in order to maximize profits, which results in accidents like these. Sounds boring though, right? Yeah, well, that's life. Sorry that it's not as dramatic or crazy as some psy-op or government plot. Life is not a movie. You want so badly to be "in the know" about something that NO ONE else knows, but the truth is, you just come off "knowing" even LESS than the average person.

  • @TheJeffbarrett
    @TheJeffbarrett Месяц назад +1

    Bill is such a clown, for anyone who pays him.

  • @rivercrossing5152
    @rivercrossing5152 Месяц назад +3

    What's the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth? About two years.

  • @kakonis
    @kakonis Месяц назад

    There's getting to be a Court of the Louis XIVth vibe to all these TV court jesters like Colbert and Maher.

  • @brettlowery4443
    @brettlowery4443 Месяц назад

    It was the Moth man!

  • @thatsmrtwattoyou
    @thatsmrtwattoyou Месяц назад +4

    Don't forget people died Bill

  • @TalonsOfFire
    @TalonsOfFire Месяц назад

    The full monologue was particularly great this episode, probably my favorite one in a while. The main New Rules part tho not so much.. some of his covid beliefs are a bit eyebrow raising.

  • @SuperLeica1
    @SuperLeica1 Месяц назад

    Question: is MTG intentional or accidental?

  • @rogersam1294
    @rogersam1294 Месяц назад +7

    Bill's wealth and status have made him disconnected and I am actively looking to avoid his work in the future. What a typical rich person.

  • @ChristopherBonis
    @ChristopherBonis Месяц назад +3

    Fix your damn tie, Bill.

  • @davidgantz9378
    @davidgantz9378 Месяц назад

    Guy Looks like bobblehead

  • @MauriceOrtiz-ut8yi
    @MauriceOrtiz-ut8yi Месяц назад

    Get off my lawn Bill Maher

  • @jrbship
    @jrbship Месяц назад +1

    Max/HBO has ruined this channel. Virtually no content

  • @michaeladams8799
    @michaeladams8799 Месяц назад

    Really? Was it done on purpose?

  • @danielgolarz674
    @danielgolarz674 Месяц назад

    Bill please talk about the out of control OCCUPATIONAL LICENSING for k-12 teachers that's why we have teacher shortages I'm the author of EIGHT DAYS IN AN INNER CITY SCHOOL

  • @Simon-talks
    @Simon-talks Месяц назад +5

    Trainwrecks, planes falling apart in flight, bridges being knocked down....must be the "Build Back Better" plan!

  • @jaburchfield7194
    @jaburchfield7194 Месяц назад

    00:04 even starting to talk like Trump. 🤣

  • @searsfarmcat3328
    @searsfarmcat3328 Месяц назад +1

    Had to give this a definite thumbs-down for being 1 minute long!!

  • @matthewlaventure7541
    @matthewlaventure7541 Месяц назад

    Covid in the Wet Market?

  • @kriskrissss
    @kriskrissss Месяц назад +1

    A lot of people are asking why this happened especially since it looks like the boat steered directly into the column. It's okay to ask if it was intentional.

  • @FuHackers-wx9lq
    @FuHackers-wx9lq Месяц назад

    ✌️

  • @angae9319
    @angae9319 Месяц назад

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Riclmnopp
    @Riclmnopp Месяц назад +7

    So it’s wrong to ask if something was an accident or intentional?

    • @mikejunior80
      @mikejunior80 Месяц назад +4

      Well if it was reported as an accident and given the available information why would you think it was intentional?

    • @jamescaldwell2357
      @jamescaldwell2357 Месяц назад +2

      Are you a bot, or are you real?

    • @441kingstonrd.2
      @441kingstonrd.2 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@mikejunior80because the incident occurred at 1:30 am and just several hours later, after a thorough and detailed investigation, the determination had already been made...?

    • @ri-oj1ul
      @ri-oj1ul Месяц назад +4

      Given the geopolitical climate, asking whether or not this was intentional seemed perfectly reasonable. Anyone that claims otherwise has their head up their ass. Now… that being said, once explanations surfaced… the craziness should have ceased

    • @Riclmnopp
      @Riclmnopp Месяц назад +3

      @@jamescaldwell2357 looking at your previous comments shows that you think everyone is a bot.
      Helpful hint, just because someone has a different thought than you, it doesn’t make them a bot.

  • @wolfewisdom
    @wolfewisdom Месяц назад

    ❤😂❤😂

  • @erikacabrialez3575
    @erikacabrialez3575 Месяц назад +2

    God, I can't stand him anymore, and it's a shame CNN has him on their lineup

  • @corbetcochran5700
    @corbetcochran5700 Месяц назад

    Dog bites man...

  • @pirn3676
    @pirn3676 Месяц назад

    Bill Maher is featured on right wing media almost every week. Why is he so popular with conservatives??

  • @Cairns74
    @Cairns74 Месяц назад

    wtf deleted my comment?

  • @IvanBrackin
    @IvanBrackin Месяц назад +1

    It is called a SHIP!

  • @IvanBrackin
    @IvanBrackin Месяц назад +1

    Typical of today's bad journalism, to sacrifice accuracy for the sake of cheap alliteration.

    • @johnswof
      @johnswof Месяц назад

      Realtime is not a journalistic endeavor, it is a comedy show that pokes fun at many of the problems we face as a society. If you want journalism, get into the habit for reading a good daily newspaper online.

  • @Duketomlinson-yk9sg
    @Duketomlinson-yk9sg Месяц назад

    2/10

  • @joejohnson4183
    @joejohnson4183 Месяц назад +1

    "Was this intentional or an accident " is funny ? Well then you must have been very amused when the 1st plane hit the World Trade center tower because that is what everyone was saying until the 2nd one hit . It is a very valid question and don't think for a minute that bad people will not take notice how easy it was to bring down that bridge . And just FYI years ago the intelligence community was worried about terrorists taking over a LNG or LPG ship and detonating it in a harbor and the threat is still there , are we prepared ?

  • @TheAmethyz
    @TheAmethyz Месяц назад +1

    pretty sure the bridge hit the boat

  • @dynad00d15
    @dynad00d15 Месяц назад

    Now the dump that i took earlier, which provoked a biohazard alert within 30 miles radius, was it an accident? or intentional.
    hmmm.

  • @tinaroberts5858
    @tinaroberts5858 Месяц назад +1

    That was a stupid comment on Bill's part.

  • @frank9253
    @frank9253 Месяц назад

    Third!

  • @jmtolerico
    @jmtolerico Месяц назад

    First 🥇

  • @mudmann10121
    @mudmann10121 Месяц назад

    Nice one minute monologue

  • @thesoundsmith
    @thesoundsmith Месяц назад +4

    IS HBO getting really shitty, giving us a one-minute monologue? Or have you just gotten lazy, Bill? We're NOT going to subscribe to HBO, or Max, whatever paint job they give it. It just means YOUR voice reaches fewer of those that need to hear it. So they turn to Tucker and Alex Jones. THINK, dude!

    • @vidmasterK1
      @vidmasterK1 Месяц назад +1

      Why would anyone go to Tucker or Alex? Lmao. Especially if they regularly tuned in to Maher?

  • @user-pt8rv4ek5e
    @user-pt8rv4ek5e Месяц назад

    I also saw them saying it was pelosi coincidence it was her birthday! 🤦‍♀️

  • @takyrica
    @takyrica Месяц назад

    We actually don’t know what happened. I haven’t heard for sure that it was just an accident.

  • @mezmarionybarra
    @mezmarionybarra Месяц назад +1

    why are you checking your zipper every 30 seconds

  • @jamesryan4618
    @jamesryan4618 Месяц назад

    He could have lasted another few minutes if he had broached the subject of little boy
    Pete's absurd response to the tragedy.

  • @bobsilver3983
    @bobsilver3983 Месяц назад

    The ship turned and ran into...it looked like it was done on purpose

  • @greenstar3411
    @greenstar3411 Месяц назад +2

    Bill IS the joke.

  • @hopeemch8511
    @hopeemch8511 Месяц назад

    Apparently there were many safety concerns for the integrity of the bridge itself but no plans or contingencies for ships hitting it. We do seem to be a society of half measures. Why spend the money to really fix something when a little duct tape patchwork will do. After all, what are the odds a big container ship will hit a bridge and do catastrophic damage? Or what are the odds that a thorough check of a Boeing will reveal something that will cause wheels to fall off , or engines to catch fire or doors to fly open? Did I forget to mention we are also a nation of gambling addicts?

    • @Melesniannon
      @Melesniannon Месяц назад +1

      Those odds are actually really really slim, we just panic when they happen because their impact is so high. This is news, because ships don't ram bridges regularly. The Boeing situation is news, because doors don't fall off airplanes regularly. Claiming that societies take "half measures" ignores all the ships that safely passed bridges and all the planes that landed intact.
      That isn't a suggestion to do nothing with these situations, mind you, simply an argument not to overreact to rare occurrences. There's actually very little you can do when a ship hits a bridge, our efforts are best geared at making sure bridges don't hit ships. Or the other way around.

    • @hopeemch8511
      @hopeemch8511 Месяц назад

      @@Melesniannon My alarm arises from the increased frequency of such occurrences with no change in how we address them.

    • @Melesniannon
      @Melesniannon Месяц назад +1

      @@hopeemch8511 A single occurrence does not necessarily denote an increase in frequencies. That said, investigate the cause, fix the cause. How exactly does that need to be changed?

    • @hopeemch8511
      @hopeemch8511 Месяц назад

      @@Melesniannon Paying attention helps.

    • @Melesniannon
      @Melesniannon Месяц назад +1

      @@hopeemch8511 Right, you think a ship hit a bridge because nobody was paying attention...

  • @boblozaintherealworld3577
    @boblozaintherealworld3577 Месяц назад

    and god bless the six workers who were lost. just so happens, and I say this without judgement, they were Latino immigrants. whatever. maher doesn't mention that people died and that our import/export industry is severely affected.

  • @BottleJumperNews
    @BottleJumperNews Месяц назад

    To someone asking for context is wrong? I used to love this guy now I think that he's taking everything out of context. Anyway boat hit bridge

  • @WWGWGA-bi2rv
    @WWGWGA-bi2rv Месяц назад

    Slime