Just found this dude 30 minutes ago and have ran through a couple of his videos. This is either the driest satire ive ever seen or an actual out of work sommelier who needs supplimental income to pay for those granite countertops...
Ah, to be a rambunctious college student in the early 2000s again. Some would argue that it was the price that attracted us, but it was actually the flavor of blue.
I pick up a bottle of it every now and again, apparently there are flavors other than blue and orange now. Dunno why they thought we needed more options than that, though.
Fall of 2000, Freshman year. We would drink the red stuff by pouring it in empty Ruby Red Grapefruit bottles. We thought we were so clever. We only drank it for one reason: it was the cheapest way to get drunk.
@@wayspirit Even as a freshman in 2016 MD was still popular, along with franzia boxed wine. Thank you Clay St. Market for almost exclusively selling to underage college students. I don't know anyone who still drinks MD after they turned 21.
When I was a broke alcoholic, this was my go to nightcap for dreamless sleep without all those night terrors. But now that I've got my life together, I'm proud to say I use ambien and Franzia to suppress my thoughts and emotions. I might even be able to afford a case of Pabst this weekend so I can sleep until Monday.
Think my favorite was the orange or red one back in the day, didn't matter, you still ended up tasting the rainbow. Same as with Irish Rose, Thunderbird, and all the crap that us Gen-X kids used to do in the 80s because it was what we could afford. The worst was when I made a little bit of money, and moved on to "better" things. Rumpleminz left you feeling like you were dry heaving toothpaste.
Mad dog was used to prime the pump. We use to get a 30 pack of Budweiser and a 5th of orange jubilee and pass and quickly finish the dog between us on the way to drink thus priming the pump.
Sitting here next to my luxury all chrome superbasket located in a small alley in a large city, I can not thank you enough for this groveling review of my favorite Sauvignon Eleven purchase. BTW have you experienced the frivolous delicate bouquet of an '82 Wild Irish Rose?
I feel crazy for liking MD. Just slap some sprite and lime juice in there and spend your night clutching the bottle while your friends try to take it from you
First drink I ever had was a full bottle of MD2020 ruby red. Literally my first time tasting alcohol I shotgunned a full bottle, threw up, passed out, and woke up the next morning without pants on, but still had shoes on.
This is one of the best review channels on youtube right now. This guy's a total legend. Share this, and grow this channel. This guy's awesome and we should help him out.
We used to do the mad dog challenge, which was 7 bottles of MD in 4 hours. I wish I could tell you how it all went, but none who did the challenge remember... anything really.
Hint... MD 2020 is made from Franzia reject grape must concentrate from Modesto. Shipped in insulated tanker to New York, where it is pumped into large stainless steel silos with water and lots of white sugar. Mogen David factory is surprisingly quite small for the amount they produce. I might add that both the workers at Franzia and Mogen David always treated me well and paid well for my work. Also Franzia... if they get a batch that turns out to be really nice, that you will buy from a different label. If the wine batch is terrible, well that's where Balsamic vinegar comes from...
Drank this prior to playing chess one night with a friend and I lost an eye on the black queen. Now that I am down one eye, I will never touch that stuff again.
Right before my last deployment I was chugging orange jubilee I bought with change I found in the barracks parking lot and the corner of my closet, because there's no point dying with a full bank account and nobody with money is going to drink this willingly.
That stuff is still around. Mad Dog? That’s been around since, well, I first heard of, and saw, Mad Dog in junior high, so mid-60s. My first drunk was on Boone’s Farm Strawberryhill.
My dad drank this once or twice back in the 70'S. And said it gave the worst hangovers a guy could get. I took him at his word. So I have never touched the stuff.
Giving the MD a 64 and the SiL comment absolutely made this video. Up until that point, I was ready to fight you in front of the front yard wood pallet fire next to the Camaro on blocks. But now, we're cool cuz.
Have you tried wild Irish rose? Aka wild eye. Or night train? Gott ride that train...I don't know how easy they are too find but usually near the mad dog bottles
just gotta tell ya man I keep clicking through every "up next" video of yours after the last because I can't stop laughing! Also love that they're so short, probably fucks with your appearances with RUclips's algorithm but all I have to say is keep doin' what you're doin!
Thanks for bringing back college memories. This crap, Everclear... Add in some Boone's Farm or B&J Coolers, and it'll all come back. Subscribed. Edit: just found the Boone's Farm video. Ahhh, sweet memories.
On a slightly more serious note, I think it would be awesome to see what you think about bulleit bourbon. It’s a regular for me and a favorite for mixing.
Fun fact: In deep space there is a cloud of alcohol and the chemical that gives raspberry its flavor that is about a trillion times the size of our sun, so it is basically just a nebula of blue raspberry MD 20/20
First time I ever had Mad Dog, I bought two bottles of it. Drank both bottles. Don’t remember anything that happened after that. Just woke up the next morning with the worst headache and feeling of regret. Also, the last time I ever had Mad Dog.
I finished most of a bottle of this and in my drunken stupor I accidentally ingested some paint thinner thinking it was MD. Please help me because I am genuinely scared for my life.
i would love to see this guy spend a day with the kind of people who drink MD20/20 on the reg. not just spend the day but partake in all the activities as well, now that would be a good video.
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"The Kool-Aid man's sweat if he was running a meth lab" fucked me up
i laughed so hard at "kool aid mans sweat" that i paused to die laughing, i unpause on the meth lab part and die again
I drank 2 bottles of this when I was freshly 21 and projectile vomited while sitting in the shower and never purchased it again.
sounds about right
Puked inside of someones couch after 2 bottles. Definitely feel your pain dude. Never did drink it again either
Lost count of how many bottles it took, but I woke up in a ditch with a new earring.
@@pup123434 Inside the couch, that’s fuckin rough lmao
@@lulhighman3428 wasnt the last time it happened either 😅
They found that puke, the last time I did it..the puke disappeared
I deadass can't tell if this dudes doing a bit or if he's broadcasting his descent for all to see
Just found this dude 30 minutes ago and have ran through a couple of his videos. This is either the driest satire ive ever seen or an actual out of work sommelier who needs supplimental income to pay for those granite countertops...
just enjoy .. such a heavy dry sarcasm pairs well with his reviewed beverages excellent choices...ya i subbed in seconds
The Four Loko one was a tad suspicious. Just because he mentioned getting wired off of it, as it is no longer an energy drink.
@@imightbeweasel2014 there’s still guanine and the red bull stuff in it, just no caffeine. plenty to get you buzzed
@@mysteriose7en bro isnt guanine the shit in ur dna
The paramedic joke hits home because I had nurses literally tell me "you finished a whole Mad Dog, congrats."
naw way yous need tae go tae the paramedics after one bottle ive had a 1l bottle of vodka and no needed them fuck me
@IV-qd8bythat's not something to be proud of
"I'm going to go call my former sister in law"
Absolutely hilarious
Suddenly I'm invested in ~ t h e ~ d e e p e s t ~ l o r e ~
Very curious to know why “ former” 😂😂 and if former why call her. The loreeeeee
@@prestonduke5066 Abby's sister might be hot. We don't have all the answers yet.
I did that...once. 😔
@@lfkk4640 did you BUST???
Ah, to be a rambunctious college student in the early 2000s again. Some would argue that it was the price that attracted us, but it was actually the flavor of blue.
We were the generation introduced to the concept of "blue raspberry" so it stands to reason.
I pick up a bottle of it every now and again, apparently there are flavors other than blue and orange now. Dunno why they thought we needed more options than that, though.
Fall of 2000, Freshman year. We would drink the red stuff by pouring it in empty Ruby Red Grapefruit bottles. We thought we were so clever. We only drank it for one reason: it was the cheapest way to get drunk.
@@wayspirit Even as a freshman in 2016 MD was still popular, along with franzia boxed wine. Thank you Clay St. Market for almost exclusively selling to underage college students.
I don't know anyone who still drinks MD after they turned 21.
@@wayspirit everclear begs to differ
Should've gone with the Orange Jubilee as it pairs well with bacon and eggs. Trust me, I have an excellent palate.
Breakfast of champions. 😂
I've always called the orange jubilee a screwdriver in a bottle. Personally, it's my favorite flavor of Mad Dog.
🤣😂😂🤣that's a working man breakfast right there👍😂😂🤣
😭😭👍🏽
Because you can't drink all day unless you start in the morning...
When I was a broke alcoholic, this was my go to nightcap for dreamless sleep without all those night terrors. But now that I've got my life together, I'm proud to say I use ambien and Franzia to suppress my thoughts and emotions. I might even be able to afford a case of Pabst this weekend so I can sleep until Monday.
You should buy some weed
😂
now THAT deserves an Arbor Mist.
Skittles; taste the rainbow
MD 20/20; vomit the rainbow
Taste the rainbow on it's way back out.
I definitely threw up on the purple one back in the day
Think my favorite was the orange or red one back in the day, didn't matter, you still ended up tasting the rainbow. Same as with Irish Rose, Thunderbird, and all the crap that us Gen-X kids used to do in the 80s because it was what we could afford. The worst was when I made a little bit of money, and moved on to "better" things. Rumpleminz left you feeling like you were dry heaving toothpaste.
This man has come up with the most elaborate excuse for his alcoholism possible.
😂😂😂😂
Live fast, die fast. MD 2020
My Drunk Kitchen walked so Unemployed Sommelier could run.
"A soup, that's made out of hairspray and sugar." I'm dying!
This dude's jokes are part witty, part dad joke, and all hilarious.
I'm sorry to do this to you, but it would be hilarious if you did fireball whiskey. XD
It’s on the list!
@@unemployedwineguy Heck yes!
POISON 😂😂
I’m having war flashbacks to the last time i drank fireball
My wife wants NOTHING to do with Fireball. If you mention Rum Chata/Fireball mix, she can literally see her life flash before her eyes.
Actual question, why do people avoid fireball, maybe it’s just my tea.
Much like the Kool-Aid Man, you drink enough of that and you'll be busting through walls screaming "Oh yeah!".
1:38 that’s the realest description of the flavor I’ve ever heard uttered.
I think the $3 is what brings college kids in
It was $2 in my day, made me feel old.
10 in scotland no way
how is booze so cheap in your countries?! im over here in australia n thinkin about 45 bucks
@@borgKick yeah, but Australia is insane. I can get a pack of smokes and a bottle of wine for $15
Was the cheapest drink at the pub at Trenton state college back in the 70s.tasted awful but did fuck you up.havent tried it since .
Oh the happy memory of waking up like death to the sound of my mother scrubbing the landing carpet from the luminous content of my stomach.
Mad dog was used to prime the pump. We use to get a 30 pack of Budweiser and a 5th of orange jubilee and pass and quickly finish the dog between us on the way to drink thus priming the pump.
Sitting here next to my luxury all chrome superbasket located in a small alley in a large city, I can not thank you enough for this groveling review of my favorite Sauvignon Eleven purchase. BTW have you experienced the frivolous delicate bouquet of an '82 Wild Irish Rose?
"I'm gonna go call my ex sister in law."
The divorce lore begins.
This has got to be the waspiest man to have ever consumed mad dog 2020. I am alarmed that he survived.
I mean we only know about this guy what we can see on youtube, he could be a complete yet we'll spoken degenerate hahahaa
I feel crazy for liking MD. Just slap some sprite and lime juice in there and spend your night clutching the bottle while your friends try to take it from you
I'm right there with you. Mad Dog is an awesome mixer.
🤣😂🤣 very eloquent
First drink I ever had was a full bottle of MD2020 ruby red. Literally my first time tasting alcohol I shotgunned a full bottle, threw up, passed out, and woke up the next morning without pants on, but still had shoes on.
Hahaha yo what the hell 🤣
sounds like a typical mad dog story if im honest
This is one of the best review channels on youtube right now. This guy's a total legend. Share this, and grow this channel. This guy's awesome and we should help him out.
"The snaps let you know it's fresh". :)
This is what I used to shoplift and binge drink with as a teenager
The color Blue also has a smell. If youve ever used a pota john.
If you’ve ever served in the military, you know this smell.
@@____________838 “shortcut to blue phase” written in every portajohn on Benning.
@@zachh3660 Like that at Knox too.
When i was 18 this was the greatest thing ever lol
The algorithm recommended your everclear video and I'm now binging everything bc you're hilarious
I always loved the '99 Whits Irish Rose which tastes great paired with a nice course of microwaved shrimp and ramen
this man is like a mix of Tom Hiddleston and Michael Fassbender in every way
You’re a real one for putting yourself through this. Watching these takes me back to my college years.
We used to do the mad dog challenge, which was 7 bottles of MD in 4 hours. I wish I could tell you how it all went, but none who did the challenge remember... anything really.
I am 42 and never had 20/20 in my life... I have a temptation but don't want to get sick like when u was 22
I haven't had MD2020 since Prom 1989.
I haven't seen one of these since the last time I bought a 3:00a.m. wine at a 7-11 in my 20s... So glad I don't visit that isle anymore.
Hint... MD 2020 is made from Franzia reject grape must concentrate from Modesto. Shipped in insulated tanker to New York, where it is pumped into large stainless steel silos with water and lots of white sugar. Mogen David factory is surprisingly quite small for the amount they produce. I might add that both the workers at Franzia and Mogen David always treated me well and paid well for my work. Also Franzia... if they get a batch that turns out to be really nice, that you will buy from a different label. If the wine batch is terrible, well that's where Balsamic vinegar comes from...
Drank this prior to playing chess one night with a friend and I lost an eye on the black queen. Now that I am down one eye, I will never touch that stuff again.
Right before my last deployment I was chugging orange jubilee I bought with change I found in the barracks parking lot and the corner of my closet, because there's no point dying with a full bank account and nobody with money is going to drink this willingly.
Its a simple concept and yet so amazing.
That stuff is still around.
Mad Dog? That’s been around since, well, I first heard of, and saw, Mad Dog in junior high, so mid-60s. My first drunk was on Boone’s Farm Strawberryhill.
The flavor notes for this fine wine are best enjoyed when it's coming back up.
Ahhh....I so enjoy having discovered your channel.
yyyep, antifreeze or engine coolant or something. Definitely spot-on.
Waiting for a Wild Irish Rose review.
Wanted to hit up some of the older videos, thanks pv3, you're a true gem, keep hanging in there don't give up, like Abbie gave up on you.
"That'll kill yah!"
Gligar!!!
Coming from someone in the beer/wine/spirits industry, this channel is amazing.
Right On!!! I am literally watching every video so I am not drinking alone.
"A soup that's made out of hair spray and sugar" LOL
I missed my prom night on a Saturday night because i passed out at my house, and woke up at a public lake the next day. Thanks MD😂😂😂
Ah yes, The blue raspberry. Excellent choice.
Just found your channel. Instant subscribe! Reviewing all the things me and my drunk broke friends drink😂
Caught your stuff on TikToc. HAD to sub on YT!!! Funny!
Thanks Steve!
I get to say that i was here in the beginning
Hello my friend, you should review "Tequila Rose - Strawberry Cream" :-)
Ripple! Is that stuff still on the market. Review of this bold classic is a must.
my new favorite channel. im watching all his videos lol
My favorite high-school drink, MD 2020 and caprisun.
Dude one of my employees just put me onto your channel. Needless to say, but I am thankful.
Nice!!
When you puke it up it makes the most interesting mosaic of colors...reminds me of winter and autumn mixed together.
I have transitioned from watching _serial killer_ channels to this and now I laugh uncontrollably.... my co-workers are a bit nervous.
When he said 23... I got worried, I've never paid more that $2 for a bottle. I also haven't had any in 20 years lol
I mix MD blue raspberry with blue Powerade and it taste amazing
i used to love the lime flavor of this, haven't had it in over 10 years, im gonna have to find some now lol. i forgot all about this stuff.
This stuff makes you feel like A OG.
My dad drank this once or twice back in the 70'S. And said it gave the worst hangovers a guy could get. I took him at his word. So I have never touched the stuff.
😂😂😂 I just got a bottle of this! 😂😂😂
Great content. Thank you for making this
Giving the MD a 64 and the SiL comment absolutely made this video. Up until that point, I was ready to fight you in front of the front yard wood pallet fire next to the Camaro on blocks. But now, we're cool cuz.
Blue raspberry MD2020 is actually pretty good cut 50/50 with the blue raspberry brisk
Mad Dog was the thing back in the ‘70s, but it didn’t come in all those fancy flavors back then. Never got sick on it even once ... that I remember.
Have you tried wild Irish rose? Aka wild eye.
Or night train? Gott ride that train...I don't know how easy they are too find but usually near the mad dog bottles
After MD 20 I'd say WD 40 is a nice follow-up?
just gotta tell ya man I keep clicking through every "up next" video of yours after the last because I can't stop laughing! Also love that they're so short, probably fucks with your appearances with RUclips's algorithm but all I have to say is keep doin' what you're doin!
I don’t even drink but it took me one video to sub, I dig what you’re throwing down guy
the first tablespoon of that pour made me laugh A LOT.
Thanks for bringing back college memories. This crap, Everclear... Add in some Boone's Farm or B&J Coolers, and it'll all come back. Subscribed.
Edit: just found the Boone's Farm video. Ahhh, sweet memories.
Those blue cuffs are sharp.
The orange daiquiri over ice is actually pretty good
Going through all the videos again and Man U gotta review barstools pink stuff
On a slightly more serious note, I think it would be awesome to see what you think about bulleit bourbon. It’s a regular for me and a favorite for mixing.
The purple one makes a decent canvas for A.B.C. pizza.
Already Been Chewed for the un cultured.
The stabilizing agent in MD is formaldehyde. Now you know.
Yay!
Blue raspberry flavoring is made with secretions from raccoon anal glands. No B.S.
"like a soup made out of hairspray and sugar"
Break down your scores!! Maybe something like Doug Demuro where you have a running ranking system??
We use to prime the pump with orange jubilee.
One time in early 2016 I drank a lot of this shit, trashed an apartment with a hammer, and woke up in jail! Ahh Mad Dog, the OG of the bum wines.
Fun fact: In deep space there is a cloud of alcohol and the chemical that gives raspberry its flavor that is about a trillion times the size of our sun, so it is basically just a nebula of blue raspberry MD 20/20
First time I ever had Mad Dog, I bought two bottles of it. Drank both bottles. Don’t remember anything that happened after that. Just woke up the next morning with the worst headache and feeling of regret. Also, the last time I ever had Mad Dog.
I finished most of a bottle of this and in my drunken stupor I accidentally ingested some paint thinner thinking it was MD.
Please help me because I am genuinely scared for my life.
"...a dumpster fire for your liver..." hahahahahaha!
Looks like the sparkling Elmer's glue hahaha
Please do Buckfast!!
"A soup that's made out of hairspray and sugar!"😆
my first fine wine..ahh memorys
i would love to see this guy spend a day with the kind of people who drink MD20/20 on the reg. not just spend the day but partake in all the activities as well, now that would be a good video.
Can you do cisco? I'm not sure they even make it anymore...but it made me rethink life at one point!🤷♀️
None of the liquor stores near me are shitty enough to sell MD 20/20, I only had Four Loko in High School. I feel like I missed out on something
If you're looking for more colors used as flavors, there's always Cisco Red.