Keystone Light Review: As Smooth As The Floor Of A Frat House...
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- Опубликовано: 12 июн 2024
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That accident when he opened the box was actually just Keystone Light telling him how many he had to drink to stop thinking it was terrible.
I loled at this comment 😅
Comment win
PV3 trying to pet his kitty drunkenly is an energy I relate to so much
He warmed up to me later when I had sobered up!
we are truly blessed to exist at the same time as this man
He speaks as persuasive as Diogenes himself.
Kraft cannot legally call it cheese, that’s why they call it “Kraft Singles”
'"processed cheese product"
Like an “apple wine product” I imagine.
I used to live about a mile down the road from a Kraft plant. The entire neighborhood was filled with an indescribable smell. It always left me feeling like some horrible mistake had been made. Like Oppenheimer after the first warhead had been dropped.
Just like calling it honey wine because they legally couldn't call it mead
The mad lad actually turned into the Keystone Light Knight. God, I fucking love PV3.
And I return that love sevenfold!
"I'm not used to opening up these types of boxes." Yea PVM3, we know the type of boxes you open on the regular
Wine?
Vaginas!
@@michaelmalone7789 yes, finally! A man of culture
@@michaelmalone7789 @CAN Control
Theres 2 types of men in this world
@@CANControlGRAFFITI *goon
Pairs well with being in the doors off disgusting frat bathroom, having that pee where you realize you juuuust went over the point of no return, and despite how much you will try to fight it, you will end up throwing up in that same disgusting bathroom, hands and knees on the floor with no regard to what the floor contains; until the next morning.
I will never forget the party I went to where the hooch was Keystone Light, Hawaiian Punch, and Everclear. Well… I won’t forget the parts I remember.
🤢
This may have been at my dorm room, and I apologize if it was.
😂😂😂😂
If that keystone was in a keg, my bad. Punch was good though
Ive really missed out in life =(
the utter panic in trying to grab all of the rolling beers
he should review rollingrock soon
"Just pee. Just pee, baby." That should be their slogan
Once again: Salted Caramel Birddog Whiskey.... Must be done.
It’s top comment. He’s now legally obligated to do it
@Joseph Carnes Just mail him one. Be ready for a ton of Penguin jokes, though.
@@blackoceancreativeuniverse Where do I send it?
Nectar of the gods
Bird Dog! Bird Dog! Bird Dog! I’d be happy with any flavor tbh
I never knew PV3 was on a show called “Lov Gov” until I had an ad for it while watching youtube one day. I cannot lie, I felt like a proud father when I realized it was indeed the man, the myth, the legend, PV3 in the flesh.
9:04
[Helm of the Keystone Light]
[Blade of the Keystone Light]
Legendary Mastercraft Items, gives +95% resistance against Malort, with the drawback of +83% chance of intoxication-related embarrassment for characters still in college.
Is this a preview of Dungeons and Dragons:PV3 Edition?
technically Kraft legally cannot call it cheese which is why if you look closely it’s labeled a “processed cheese product” !
That was phenomenal. Great comedic timing, Prescat made an appearance, and we saw a true knight in shin-- well, in armor.
Back in the 90s this was easily the most popular beer at parties just because it was cheap and didn't taste as bad as Schlitz. The ad slogan back then should have been "tastes as smooth coming back up as it did going down."
When I was in college in the late 90s Beast Ice was easily the beer of choice
@@jozak78 it kinda fell off. Now it’s natty light that the frats are addicted to
You’re the hero we all deserve, sir.
Thank you.
Sure, when the Coors Company cans human piss and combines it with carbonated water, they can call it "Keystone", but when I sell the exact recipe made from my own ingredients, it's considered "a danger to the public and violation of FDA regulations."
I hate the double standard..
It tastes better than bud light and miller
@@Noname-uk9muBud Light, absolutely…Miller Lite, no way.
"don't worry about your GPA" lol that hit hard
omg the presscat has enhanced this channel immeasurably
This is what happens when Review Bruh grows up. And I'm here for all of it.
"Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one."
The Cool Ranch of Beer....NICE!
For a cheap light beer it's actually not that bad....imo it's better than the more expensive mainstream beers like Bud Light. I'm somewhat of a beer snob but when I just want something light and I'm taking a break from the heavy craft beers I'll grab a 15 pack of this since they sell it at the store right by me.
I just realized how come you've not been on SNL yet. You're funny.
You answered your own question. Since he’s funny, he couldn’t possibly be on SNL.
@@edb007th came to comment exactly this
That show hasn’t been funny in over 20 yrs.
@@charlieanddadreviewsandcha2243 except for this: ruclips.net/video/iBpgqRbEFVg/видео.html
@@charlieanddadreviewsandcha2243 It has almost never been funny. Only once in a while do they get anything right.
I can only imagine the hangover from a bunch of those with "corn syrup solids" in the mix.
for a while i wasn't sure how much booze background the guy doing this channel has, but he knows about sonic ice, which means he's definitely a connoisseur and a professional
A beer review and a craft project!!!
8:46 Thank you, that crack at Malort made my entire day, and it's only 4am here.
That was very nebulous, Niehaus.
Malort sounds like an evil knight that Sir Pellinore or Sir Percival would have to fight to complete a quest.
That's Sir Preston.
PV3, you'll always be my Knight in Shiny Aluminum Cans.
That box opening. 😂 That alone made this my new favorite episode.
Grey Poupon just came out with LA Moutard Vin. I think it needs the ol PV3 treatment.
I want to see his review of the Grey Poupon wine too!
imo, this could possibly be the funniest man alive. kudos.
Your videos bring me infinite joy
1:22 , ahh yes, godbless the German Reinheitsgebot for not allowing this piss water to be considered beer.
I mean it largely mitigates circulation of Pisswasser Bier, but at this point kinda to the detriment of experimentation and innovation. Labeling everything else as ''Biermischgetränk''... it's getting a lil silly
@@NuclearTopSpot I hear ya GTA 5
It looks like you're actually doing better bud! Keep it up, it's only gonna get better from here!
This video has gone full gold
Oh god, water with a hint of bad beer in a can. Who or what hurt you? Was it Abby? it was Abby, wasn't it? That hussy.
those beers seemed to have wanted to die on the floor rather than be drunk by PV-Daddy
The cat casually avoiding him was so in character
The official beer of Abby tutoring the football team and not coming back until they finished....their homework
Pause....for effective comedic effect. 😏
At first, I read "Abby touring the football team". I suppose it's still good
OMG, I love your sense of dark humor. Thanks for the work you do.
My stomach cramped just looking at the picture. God, I don't miss the 90's.
Man went full throttle on this one
PV3 I wish I could like more than once. Youve earned many. I wish your liver my condolences, a 10 can sword must have been a hell of a night
“It taste like making best friends with everyone at the party and then waking up and cringing at every memory of the party”
Fuck that hit different.
I vote all reviews be at least 10 minutes long from here on out!
Someone else noticed they've been getting longer and longer. I thought it was just me!
"The Sonic ice" line was my favorite....because I want that
Damn bro, you just get the failures and harshness of my life and transforms it into laghter.
Forever grateful :)
Best. Review. Ever.
Your self degrading humor is pure gold. Try stand up comedy sometime in the near future, but Don't forget to drink while doing it
This may be his greatest work
First PVM3 eye roll, awesome
Oh keystone. I got like 12 of you back at a college party when I stopped drinking for the night. People kept handing me you and I kept putting it in my pocket. Good old super large pants.
PRESCATT!!!
Fantastic
Ah yes, La Fin Du Monde, fine choice! You should review that one, I hear it's good for celebrations. End of the world, or even just the end of the year!
thats some amazing content right there, bud
You are just the best PV3
Opening the box was pure gold haha
BFA here. Definitely didn't care about my GPA. In the end not even the degree mattered. School was sued. Closed down. Drowning in debt. I need a Keystone.
Every time is see or here Keystone I always think of their old ad campaign with Keith Stone
prescat 🥰
This video is an internet gem
Keystone Light is very enjoyable, you just enjoy the taste, you dont get super drunk you get tipsy and relaxed. very good beer for watching TV after work for those who not desire to get hammered or drunk but enjoy the taste of a good beer
Amazing
When I went to school, we drank mgd, captain morgan, southern comfort and goldschlager.
You'd make a great great actor!!
well done
LMAO as smooth as the floor of a frat house. I swear PV3 is lowkey a comedian and this is his gimmick for standup. I love it
Hahahah, brilliant.
Love the box opening.
Clarence the GOAT 🐐
This man is a national treasure!
Prescat… Seems to love you as much as Abagail. (Well, we all love you!)
Cool ranch doritos, slim jim's, keystone light and Nascar. Like an awesome Sunday afternoon in the South here 🤣
Prescatt hiding on top of the fridge: "Father has given in to the darkness again."
OMG 🤣🤣🤣 This is the best one yet. From dumping the case, prescat and the knight. Love it!
This guy is pure comedy genius.
PresCat needs to make it into the official PV3 wiki page!!!
Beautiful
La Find Du Mond is amazing! Please review!
This was nice..
I was gonna like the video but then i liked it already
We love you PV3
Came straight here from the Busch vid, great content. When this(Keystone) first came out it was billed as "bottled beer taste in a can" like the cans had some sort of special coating or something .... they didn't...we checked....several times....ok every time. But anyway, it actually pairs well as a Bacardi chaser, you know that big plastic bottle version, and midnight movies usually Pink Floyd's "The Wall". Who would be drinking this? Guys in the late 80's early 90's during the second week of the pay period.
As smooth as the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway
😂
I was drinking a really fancy ass beer, a champaign of beers if you will while watching this. Checked the can and it has "no additives or preservatives" surprisingly and is actually drinkable while sober. I'm convinced its about the same price as garbage beer like this if you buy it in 32oz hobo cans.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. When ur scraping the bottom of ur change jar, Keystone is there for u.
Dean has an ice maker. The small ice... the sonic ice
I drink two of these a night and davor them . Great beeer 👍
What a beauty
Presscat ain’t having none of that.
Opening the box on the side same as the case of soda, Even if it's beer or soda it's still going to roll out. You have to open the box faced up. Btw! Very nice catch not even one of them hit the floor.
my coyote loves it!!
Did PV3 go to Worcester Polytechnic Institute? I just assume he wasn't exactly at the Naval Academy so there are only so many goat mascot options.
KITTY!
So far only to beers i drink is miller lite and keystone light both are perfect for a beer after long day
I'm joining in on the fun by leaving some words as a comment. This is me engaging with the content. Yes! that's right. more words. #algorithm
did pv3 get sauced off of 2 keystones? I would expect more from a seasoned day drinker.
PV3 is the Laurence Olivier of Pretend Drunk.
Loved it lol
Peestone Light, baby!