I miss that early stage when the women doesn’t complain during sex. “Just stick it in me!” -woman “…….OWWWW!” -woman “We’ll, let’s use some lube.” -me “No, that stuff is icky.” -woman “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME.” -me
I’m crying because they censored the word sex. 😄like who’s that for? 7 year olds who havnt had ✌️the talk✌️ yet, but could still see this video? How fragile have we become as a shitty people?
@@TheRealDTVthat reminds me of this idea I had to open up a chain of sporting goods stores geared towards staying active with your infant called baby DICKS.
Very funny at the BBQ...invite him! Buuut he's not the guy you date, lol... not if you've seen this. He's pretty much telling on himself as a very untalented lover with limited self awareness who puts in progressively less effort. I've been with my husband for over 20 years, we even have kids, and our love life has not entered the "ow!! 🤬🤬You're on my hair!!" stage that all his relationships apparently end in. My poor dude doesn't know he's the common denominator.
@@melissasaint3283 It's just a joke, one which takes a lot of self awareness of himself / others to even craft. One of the things with comedy is you don't know if the story is true or not, usually it's not.
@melissasaint3283 He's probably the most self-aware comdian in the game right now. Are you saying that off just this clip? It's called self depreciating humor. Try it. People generally don't like hearing other people talk about how great they are. This is a stand-up comedy special, not just a convo at a bbq. Every joke has been crafted and honed for the last 2 years to get the most laughs and be most relatable. Do you honestly think someone admitting they are bad at something, at risk of embarrassment, isn't self-aware? Meanwhile, you're Spouting off about how YOU never got to that stage. Take a look in the mirror and the stick out of your ass. Comedy is art in the form of entertainment
Louis CK was at his peak in 2005-2008 IMO, imagine how funny Shane will be once he gets married and has kids, "miserable married Louis" was the funniest Louis IMO.
My mrs is the opposite , didnt make noises for years because she thought it was embarrassing for her ? 😂 weve had a chat and now she screams the house down . Great success 🙌
haha I'm only quiet because we don't have our own place and I'm scared of being heard lol! I can understand being embarrassed though, or like worrying about not sounding hot. I've been there
Honestly, as a woman, early in the relationship the sex is just scream-worthy everytime because it's still so new and exciting. Love is the best aphrodisiac
After 18 years, and 4 kids, our sex has never been better. If you get it out of your head that porn is some kind of standard and realize love and attention is the backbone, the sky is the limit.
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It's gonna fall out ...a couple times 😂
Thats a fault on her part fellas stay strong 😂😂
Dont go missionary for too long, switch it up and dont flex your thighs.
@@thekingflea2199no its not😂
@@thecar4306🤫
Lmao. I can't 😂😂😂😂
“Owe ur on my hair” every time
I miss that early stage when the women doesn’t complain during sex.
“Just stick it in me!” -woman
“…….OWWWW!” -woman
“We’ll, let’s use some lube.” -me
“No, that stuff is icky.” -woman
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME.” -me
👏
When you slide them up the bed and their hair gets caught under their ass and nearly scalps them.
Smooth
That literally made me pass out in anger/frustration
“I’m just up there like ‘yeah right’.”
😂😂😂😂
Wow, you can dictate words you've heard...into text. 👏
@@Ericsaidfulit's reiterate moron.
Be a grump somewhere else
@@Ericsaidful”I’ve seen ladies walk through this no problem”
@@IAmTheRealHim Man, you too! I really need to go back to 1st grade and learn this.
@@IAmTheRealHim I can also sense your sarcasm in your username so I can appreciate it! Thank you.
relatable comedy at its best. Almost cried
Lmaoo 😂
To the baby peens
I’m crying because they censored the word sex. 😄like who’s that for? 7 year olds who havnt had ✌️the talk✌️ yet, but could still see this video? How fragile have we become as a shitty people?
@@TheRealDTVthat reminds me of this idea I had to open up a chain of sporting goods stores geared towards staying active with your infant called baby DICKS.
@@Gir-Riff-raffeyo WTF 😂😭
After "ow, you're on my hair!" Comes the "are you done yet?" Sex 😭😭😭
This has the exact amount of likes
Should have stopped at 69. You got too popular
After that is the "just don't wake me up"😂
Bro naa, are you done yet? Hell naa I went tru that
This is the phase you find a new gf
Gillis is the 'you we're thinking it, I just said it' comedian of the century.
Well.. decade
Underrated comment 💯
Well before him it was Louis CK and one, two decades later there will be another one... But right now? Yeah, let's just call him that for now. :)
He’s that guy for all of human history at this point lol 😂
Came here for this @@Maddismukke
This is the kind of guy you invite to a barbecue.
Very funny at the BBQ...invite him!
Buuut he's not the guy you date, lol... not if you've seen this.
He's pretty much telling on himself as a very untalented lover with limited self awareness who puts in progressively less effort.
I've been with my husband for over 20 years, we even have kids, and our love life has not entered the "ow!! 🤬🤬You're on my hair!!" stage that all his relationships apparently end in.
My poor dude doesn't know he's the common denominator.
Yesss😂
@@melissasaint3283yo Melissa went in on this foo 😂 👏🏼
@@melissasaint3283 It's just a joke, one which takes a lot of self awareness of himself / others to even craft. One of the things with comedy is you don't know if the story is true or not, usually it's not.
@melissasaint3283 He's probably the most self-aware comdian in the game right now. Are you saying that off just this clip? It's called self depreciating humor. Try it. People generally don't like hearing other people talk about how great they are. This is a stand-up comedy special, not just a convo at a bbq. Every joke has been crafted and honed for the last 2 years to get the most laughs and be most relatable. Do you honestly think someone admitting they are bad at something, at risk of embarrassment, isn't self-aware? Meanwhile, you're Spouting off about how YOU never got to that stage. Take a look in the mirror and the stick out of your ass. Comedy is art in the form of entertainment
"NEW ENOUGH RELATIONSHIP"" F'N CRYIN 🤣🤣 That Pile Of Laundry Is So Accurate 😂😂
The laundry is very true. You gotta push that stuff around to make room. Hell, even use that nice clean laundry as a position helper.
Larger piles help with support as we age lol
I read that too fast and thought you used the laundry as toilet paper.
And wipe yourself clean with it after...
@@ifsixwasnine1000you betta fkin not that’s clean laundry😤
And you can just grab a towel right from the pile when you're done 😅
As a dude with long hair, “ow you’re on my hair” is an epidemic. Everyone’s on everyone’s hair all the time.
Me too, my hair would get stuck in my ex nipple piercing all the time and BOYYY Is it hard to get out!!!
As a dude with long hair, tie that shit up in a man bun before work.. that includes hittin' it
@@christopherkucia1071 I’ve never felt more validated than when I read your comment 😭
So hawt 😭
Imagine being a man with long hair
Shane has entered his early Louis CK comedy phase.
Louis CK was at his peak in 2005-2008 IMO, imagine how funny Shane will be once he gets married and has kids, "miserable married Louis" was the funniest Louis IMO.
You see their series on US presidents? Its like 5 hours. Felt like a weird passing of the torch to the next generation of greatness
Not the dolphin
The hair line was accurate af 😂😂
It goes from “pull my hair” to “ow your on my hair”
“Yeah, Right!.. Yeah Right, Lady!” 🤣🤣💀
The unfolded laundry & “ow you’re leaning on my hair” is TOO REAL 😂
This dude is just one of the naturally funniest people on the planet
His timing and delivery is godly, this dude is a real 👑
Shane Gillis is the best stand up right now no question
The delivery the mannerisms the mentality. It's like Louic C.K's kid up there.
I’ve literally been in the middle of it and thought “girl calm down”
this comment section has really helped me realize how glad i am to be single
After being in a real relationship I can confirm that 80% of people dont know what a real relationship is and it shows.
I was told he was offensive, I was told he was insensitive. His episode of SNL made me a fan. He is hilarious.
8 years in. She is still loud.💪
She's probably pissed about spending 8 years with someone she can't feel
@@kyllangillian7805 sound like you talk from experience 😉
@@danielostman5805yeah dudes mad because he doesn't have someone to be loud with 😂😂😂😂
@@teddysprague2044 😂😂
You're just about at the cut-off date, lol
We love a man who laughs at himself 😂❤
Shane is quickly becoming one of the GOAT’s. Hilarious af.
My mrs is the opposite , didnt make noises for years because she thought it was embarrassing for her ? 😂 weve had a chat and now she screams the house down . Great success 🙌
haha I'm only quiet because we don't have our own place and I'm scared of being heard lol! I can understand being embarrassed though, or like worrying about not sounding hot. I've been there
Damn, how hard exactly do you hit her?
Shane is on another level! Comedy gold right here!
This was comedic genius.
It’s been 3 years and my gf still is loud. She’s too supportive
😮 9 years & im still good with my man.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I generally hate hype but this man is extremely funny, no two ways around it
That second half was so accurate 😂
It's so sweet that one of the contestants from Down with Love has found someone special he can be his unabashed self with. 💖
Or it goes from being able to go all night to "Are you almost done, I'm getting tired and have work" 😥
Very true
Underrated
Nah, he's making his name rightfully so. Algorithm forced him into my feed and he's my new favorite 😂
Underrated? He’s one of the biggest up and comers right now lol
@@Bhutchin09That is peoples favorite word to describe things on RUclips lol. Everything is "underrated"
Ladies, get with a man that makes you enjoy it every time. 😢
Show them you care men, toss em a hair tie when your about to do it, like “you’ll need this” 😂
The unfolded laundry is golden 😂
I fuckin died when he said it’s gonna fall out a couple of times lol he’s speaking 100% facts 😂
Almost 4 years in and im still loud...however I recently became aware if how much my neighbor can hear us. I was mortified.
So relatable ❤😂
This is so depressing 💀 glad to be the exception ig
"I've seen women walk through this, no problem." lol
😅laying next to unfolded laundry basket watching this
"You are on my hair"
Felt that😢
Honestly, as a woman, early in the relationship the sex is just scream-worthy everytime because it's still so new and exciting. Love is the best aphrodisiac
I've been married 9 years and... One of is doing something wrong because this is not my experience 😂
Every night is “ow you’re on my hair!” Night. Sex or no sex. Mostly no sex.
Dating vs. married
so true, so very true
This guy is my favorite new comic. He can make fun of himself but he still got a lot of confidence. And his donald trump impression is the best
The "your'e on my hair" applies to sleeping too. 😂
Im at that stage and we aint even loving together yet 😢😂😂
Jesus Christ almighty if I ever laugh like this again....
he brings out the dull or sordid in most anything.
Shane has a long an glorious career ahead of him
The funniest jokes are the true ones 😂
Lolol i love when she's talking
I much appreciated this sniper wolf focused video on current events. Thank you for the accurate thumbnail
Shane is currently not missing jeeeeze every new clip I see is funnier than the last 🔥🔥👏🏻
Agree!
This whole special was great
What used to be right is wrong, after the love is gone.
It’s basically the unfolded laundry for me. Or folded and not put away because….
😂😂😂😂 im not kidding I remember having this same exact thought and started dying by myself silently while still going in hahaha.
This fkn guy is platinum
So glad I like women
Ayooo 😂😂😂 I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to hear her say “ahhh you’re in my hair!” Like GIRLLLL move your hair out my way then 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Hes like our generations Louis CK, I love it😂
God loves you❤
Shane the goat
Straight facts 🔥🔥👀
Shane is #1 comic right now.
that was fkn HILARIOUS! "ya right lady"
Excellent set. Watched it.
Congrats 👏 Shane for striking gold big fella!
He’s so funny this guy….so true that relationship transition
That's how it is. So true
It shouldn’t matter, who cares if you’re quiet, loud or whatever. Just enjoy it. Many aren’t getting it… so it could be worse. 🤷🏼♀️
This is depressing as hell, but you right
"Are you done yet"
I've been in a relationship where it sometimes doesn't fit... not as nice as you'd think
He sounds like louis ck when he imitates women. Fuxking gold
After 18 years, and 4 kids, our sex has never been better. If you get it out of your head that porn is some kind of standard and realize love and attention is the backbone, the sky is the limit.
This shit just made me spit water out my nose 😤🤣🤣🤣🤣
The pile of laundry is super relatable lol
it always fits
A pile of unfolded laundry 😂
This was the funniest special I’ve ever seen it’s so god damn good
Capitalize God you dork
OMG he is so real!!
Comedy special of the year!
There 😅is no way this can be anymore accurate. Shane talks from real world experience.
Dude is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Why is he SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The old timey “Yeah” lmao
Oof 😂 nahh, married for 4 years and our special time is still noisy. Very lucky we live on a farm so we don’t have to worry about neighbors.
“Owe ur on my hair!” Sounds just like Louis CK and reminds me of something he would say 😂
This literally me...the unfolded laundry😂😂😂
Sun times it’s tricks me yehhhh
The accuracy 😂