DUTCHAVELLI | CHICKEN SHOP DATE
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2020
- Amelia meets Dutchavelli for a date at a Jamaican Restaurant because when Dutchavelli goes on a Chicken Shop Date he picks the location.
Created by Amelia Dimoldenberg
Co-written by Hazi Adamu
Director: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Production Assistant: Georgie Goadsby
Cam Op 1: Bruno Downey
Cam Op 2: Edie Amos
Sound Op: Jordan Tewkesbury
Editor: Joseph Bolger @ Stitch
Colourist: Ruth Wardell @ Okay Studio
Sound Design/Mix: Mark Duckett @ Bounce
Conform: Matthew Easy
Animation by Naomi Anderson-Subryan
Social Media: Hazi Adamu
Photographer: Ashraf Nsubuga 
Видеоклипы
When Dutch makes an account they accept his terms and conditions.
@Modern Classic Comics huh
@@Showtimemxnny lil dude trippin
@Modern Classic Comics u r one tapped don
@Modern Classic Comics still tapped
That actually made me LOL 😂
Dutchavelli gargles diesel instead of mouthwash after brushing his teeth
F K don’t hate bro this was my first attempt
Ammonium Dichromate ok g
Ammonium Dichromate deleted it now
F K snm g
😂😂
I love how she gets tough men giggle like school boys, it's hilarious.
he wishes he was a school boy
@@vik1974 😭😭😭
@@vik1974 😭😭😭
@@vik1974 😂😂😂
“Tough men”
Black guys who talk with a fried tone of voice or white guys who act like road men.
“Do what? Drugs? “
Like how did he think of that so quickly? That was hilarious.
I dieddd
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he just had drugs on his mind it's not that surprising
I was CRYING
When Dutchavelli's phone rings in the cinema, they pause the movie.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 fire veo
stolen
@@OvalCreations from who?
@@OvalCreations it's more likely that there are similar ones bc people love making Dutchavelli jokes
@@Donatez_ saw it on Bando diaries but i was just pointing it out
Dutchavelli reflection in the mirror said _"sorry"_ for making eye-contact.
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea....
@@saiem654 how about u stop lying and start making good content and grind like every other big youtuber did
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Chode 😂😭😭😭😂😂
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When she pulled out that diary Dutch thought it was evidence
Savage
Cold
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the camera staring randomly at random objects is weirdly funny 😂
🤣🤣🤣I thought i was the only one who found that very funny
No cause I crease everytime😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yess that was awkward
@@nickilover7995 funny with the boss man mug shots😂
When dutch was born he named his parents
looool
hahah
This really killed me💀💀💀😂😂
Funny shit
LMAO
When dutchavelli got coronavirus, the virus had to self isolate
Omds 😂😂😂
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Lmfaoo
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Copied from the zlatan jokes
Found this on tiktok. She’s too funny
me too hahahhaah
Omg same
Sameee
Same lol
Literally here from tiktok lol
I lost it when she said cheers to be in love and rushed her can to his LOST IT
It’s my favourite part 😭
Nonceavelli
"I do "
"You do what? drugs ?"
that line took me out
too funny😂
For real though xD
Istg I died
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Facts I’m crying 😭😂
Dutchavelli doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
lmao
This made me holler😂😂
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Nah thats young dizz he lives kidnapping ppl loooool
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You already know Dutch added that diary to his girl's Christmas shopping list
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“Pigs ain’t got no manners u shoulda seen what they did to the bando door” she’s fire for that lmaooo
Dutch doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.
Whys everyone saying these things? 😂😂 I'm confused
Chanel Cephas let me tell you about bando diaries...
Jk but listen to mans music
this cracked me up
So original bruh
When dutch gets on a bus the old lady gives up her seat
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3:54 took him out he was like “raaahhhh she knows about the young tings”
I’m watching this with my friend I said the same shit😭
@@kahliltellini6866 incriminate messages edited/ deleted to make conversation look weird Vns weren’t bad please watch the video again carefully
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Rare footage of Dutchavelli with a women of legal age
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😂
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A woman your own age looks often older you and is more mature you dumb dumb . That’s why some women get older guys 7-14 years older . Yet , they still look the same age as the guy .
@@The3DProjects shut up bruv, pushing a noncey narrative
* puts on ring *
“I do”
“You do what drugs?”
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He said it without any hesitation, i think that's what makes it even funnier
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I was just about to comment this 😂😂 i died at this part😭😭😭
IM DEADD
That's dead 💀😂
Dutch was late in school, everyone apologized for coming early
Ya stole this
Spectrum Btw every one of these is stolen just accept it
@@samiyounis2022 shuuush just enjoy the joke
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Hear we go again
I’m American so I just came across this and it did not disappoint. 😂 whole time I was like this man fine as hell who is this then boom he’s a rapper 😩
I thought he was comethazine for a minute 💀💀
Also bestie I don’t think he likes... ummm let’s say legal ages. 😩🤭
He is a known kiddie fiddler ppl don't f with him anymore
He’s a raging nonce mate, likes 14 year old girls
@@FS-ty5di say what..... 🙄
Hands down, the best ever. Dutch was so chilled and made it really fun.
Dutch was caught grooming a child bro allow it about best ever
dutchavelli pays child support for his father
hes a lucky father then
When Dutch crosses the road, The car looks left and right
😂😂😂😂😂 best one yet
n1
OMG😂😂😂😂this comment is underrated
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Dutch is that type of guy who’d wake you up just tell you he’s going to sleep 👀👀
Fr my dad did that to me one time😂💀
I thought only Dutch does that 😂
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Amelia : I do 🤭
Dutch : You do what? Druuuuggss? 😂😂😂
In school, the headteacher was called to Dutchavelli's office
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Dutch looks so stoned
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made ur comment 1.2k
Dutch drove his mum home from the hospital when he was born
Best one ☝️ 😂😂
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I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........
*carried
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Amelia is so awkward dat she’s not awkward
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“I do”…
“You do what , drugs?” 😂😂😂
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Dutchavelli doesn't clear his throat, his throat clears him.
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That makes no sense
Zero sense but genius at the same time
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Loo
When Dutch turned 18 his parents had to move out
Alihussein Mamdani 😂🤣
No zlatan
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This one banged still!!! 🤣
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........
Amelia keeps getting funnier. The ears! Love how she embraces it
what
She made him laugh 7 times in 6 minutes. Yes I counted
When Dutchavelli went to the job interview, he hired the boss.
😂😂
how original lol
Hahaha, crack up
Nah fam he hired the whole company, the directors everyone
U got this from I dunno
That ain’t bossmans shop anymore, it’s Dutch’s
Wrd apparently Dutch brought his own potatoes to the shop and cut it into chips and fried it himself
@alex murphy dont press this its click bait
Love his smile and his laugh, I enjoyed watching this.
This is the funniest 😂 chicken date I’ve seen this far . Amelia is so entertaining she’s growing on me so much I love her lol
Dutchavelli scientifically cant suffer a heart attack, cause his heart is afraid of being his opp.
@Nirobi Official LMAOO
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo so dumb
Jesus
@@Blogik96 lmaoo
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His „oh thanks“ at 4:58 seemed so pure, how could she do him like that 😭💀
This shit is funny asf, they would make such a interesting couple
Amelia: 'I do'
Dutchavelli: 'You do what, Drugs?'
this cracked me up so much
Ngl that one got me too 🤣 didn't skip a beat
For real
He violated 😂
@@yasinhaji4825 fully
i see what you did there
When Dutch gets a haircut, the barber pays him £15
Stolen
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When Dutch steps on your shoes you gotta buy him new
@@stan8226 what's this guy plugging?
@@mango3468 so?
bro is a sick sick f*** and he got this close to a top girl lol
Coming back here to see how this aged.
Dutch sounds like he eats sedimentary rocks for breakfast
Fam chill you just learned that in school
All that spice gave him stage 3 throat cancer
Ousarlxs Fjsbvbg not funny
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@@lauka9638 stfu
When Dutch goes to McDonald’s, the ice cream machine starts working
I’m coming with him
Byeee😂😂😂
Copied off of 808
Robert Sawney wat u gonna do copyright him 🤓
looool😐
OMG Amelia’s enormous range of facial expressions at 2:55
I love how chill he is
When Dutchavellis late everyone apologises for being to early
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Dutchavelli is not Zlatan
It's too not to
fax ayo😹😹
Rumour has it Dutchavelli has a grizzly bear rug in his living room. It’s not dead, it’s just scared to move 😂😂😂
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Lol best one by far haha
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This is too funny lol
the bit with the diary was the funniest shit I've seen in a while
Her sarcasm is genuinely refreshing ❤
When Dutch gets a haircut he tells the barber “that will be £15”
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LOOOL
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I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........
@@saiem654 please stop
When Dutch’s mom was pregnant....
Doctors: it’s a man 😂
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I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........
Yes noncevelli, speaking to someone over the age of 18! Respect!
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A woman your own age looks often older you and is more mature you dumb dumb . That’s why some women get older guys 7-14 years older . Yet , they still look the same age as the guy .
@@The3DProjects I have no idea what you’re talking about g but it sounds like you agree with me, so let’s leave it at that
@@elbo7755 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The diary bit is one of the best things I’ve ever seen
If you ever have a bad day just read the comment section of a dutchavelli or Ibrahimovic video😂
ike looooool fam
ike nothing compares to ibrahimovics comments
100 😂😂😂
Word 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Facts lol
Oxygen has to book an appointment before it enters Dutch’s lungs
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Wtff what about carbon dioxide 😂😂😂 this is underrated
Oxygen don’t enter the Lungs, Oxygen comes out of Lungs from the capillaries from the alveoli, it’s called Gas Exchange
Saqib Imran you clearly failed biology 😂 oxygen enters the lungs and gas exchange happens in the alveoli
NJtheKAGE ikr what’s this guy on about 🤣
I'll need to see some bloopers from all dates thank you 😂
When Dutchavelli leaves the house he tells his dad “you’re the man of the house now”
Just sitting here reading comments about Dutch, thinking:
"Why couldn't I come up with that."
muksnja;-c turn on notification on his videos and then start spitting next time
I wish I thought of this comment
For real
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Likes don't mean anything on RUclips
obama self lamo they do
She really gave him strepsils nah I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You've really cheered me up tonight Amelia 🤗 You are genius!
Props to Dutch for widening his dating range from 1-14 to 1-27
Most men always went for younger . Ages ago it was even normal if a 16 year old got with a 25 year old man. How’s that any different to a 18 year older you hypocrites ? Overnight matured ??
A woman your own age looks often older and is more mature you dumb dumb . That’s why some women get older guys 7-14 years older . Yet , they still look the same age as the guy .
@@The3DProjects nonce antics from you
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@@The3DProjects Ages ago it was normal to poop in the street but I think we’ve evolved.
@@The3DProjects brudda
When dutchavellie was born he slaped the doctor for not crying
Lmfao
😂😂😂wtf
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what lmFAO
Mate 😂
When he winked my soul left my body..
Dutch missing everything on purpose is so funny 😂🤣🤣
“You do what,drugs” honestly the best line to ever be uttered
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........
I hollered😂
@@saiem654 no
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When Dutchavelli turned 18 his parents moved out
@Terry McVicar r/woooosh
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Unoriginal
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@Terry McVicar oh just get out
dutch is the type of guy to wake evryone up to tell them hes is gonna sleep
Omfg this was golden 😂😂😂😂😂 I loved this one and I’ve been binging all of them since season one lol
As a kid, Dutch gave his parents Lego while he played with actual bricks.
Barzzz
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When Dutch is hungry, his stomach apologises for not being full
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That's hella funny underrated
Not funny actually
BAAADUUSH!!!
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My man still sounds like he never coughed out flem 😂
That diary was turning Dutch on
He’s innocent
She’s the only one that has the audacity to disrespect Dutch😂
😂😂🤦🏻♀️
@Joseph sorry ard
@Joseph okay Joseph
666 likes
And the other way round. He pretty much laughed in her face 🤣🤣🤣
When ducthavelli crosses the road cars look both ways
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When he crosses the road, the road apologises.
I'm finished. This the best one so far
I was trying not to laugh at these comments and this one got me
Niyaz Rahman hahaha thanks
Dutch sounds like someone who desperately needs to hydrate. He sounds like the woman from the movie Us
Dutch: *puts wedding ring on Amelia*
Amelia: "I do"
Dutch: "You do what? drugs?"
LMFAOO
When Dutch was late for school the teacher apologised for being early
- seems like he’s been around schools too often
😂
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Omg that’s jokes😂😂
He doesn’t have a watch, he decides what time it is
no he doesn’t because nobody can decide time because time is default and he should have a watch because that’s the time
No it Doesn’t it’s a joke:)
Stop stalking me ik 😂😂
@@noitdoesnt7068 snowflake.🤓how do is it stalking when somebody say its a joke.snowflakes evrywhere when it aint even snowing
@@amnetrix8881 ? that’s their username are u dumb 😂
when dutch is in a movie theater and his phone rings they pause the movie.
4:32 that hopelessness on Dutch's face though
This is Dutch’s show now, not Amelias.
On😂
“Pigs ain’t got no manners”I swear that’s the best password I heard in my password career of life
Is it from a song?
@@theleanbusinessman5431 yup, from Bando Diaries
@@theleanbusinessman5431 the original bando diaries not the remix
😂😂😂 Facts
@@theleanbusinessman5431 bando dairies
This woman is hilarious. Shes got to be a popular stand up comedian
Imagine if she asked what’s the youngest you’d go for
loool imagine if she asked what’s ur type
lmfao
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Most men back in the day went for younger . Ages ago it was even normal if a 16 year old girl eg married a 25 year old . How’s that any different to a 18 year older you hypocrites ? Overnight matured ??
A woman your own age looks often older and is more mature you dumb dumb . That’s why some women get older guys 7-14 years older . Yet , they still look the same age as the guy .
Dutch didn't buy his grills they grew naturally
Lol you dey match
@@ifeorahchidera4237 this wasn't a good effort
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4:39 death stare
thats impossible, he defo copped them
When Dutch was a kid his parents weren’t allowed to go out without his permission
Lolz
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when it was halloween, his parents came to him cos they were scared
dead joke my guy
Ffs 🤣🤣🤣
i swear to god i love this brilliant woman i've never had more fun watching a video jesus
Better this than kids
When Dutch smokes a spliff. He’s asks the weed if it’s high yet
😂😂😂🤣🤣
Underrated comment 😂
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When Dtuch smokes a spliff, he asks 14 year old girls if they're 25 yet
@@jigsawmods3447 what, why? I don’t get that
When Dutch finished secondary school he handed the teachers their GCSE’s
Why?
MR M 😆
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Just no
“I just got you some Strepsils as well for your throat”😭😂
When Dutch joins the gym they pay him the joining fee
Ur content is dead and so are these jokes man
He’s 5’8
@@swish9834 I mean he has millions of views so... Obviously subjective 🤣
wdum
gym goes to him to get hench
Swish I don’t watch the guy but I took a look at his channel and from what I know hundreds of thousands of views on every video usually means the content is good so ur just waffling g 😂
dutch goes to the airport and he checks the security
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obsessed with this