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  • While America suffers through a pandemic and a major racial and economic reckoning, Trump supporters are holding boat rallies. Jordan Klepper takes to the seas to learn more. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #JordanKlepper
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  • @arieaxel3009
    @arieaxel3009 3 года назад +2797

    They are so culty. It's not about policies, it's about devotion to one man.

    • @dess234
      @dess234 3 года назад +88

      yeah it definitely is a cult.

    • @lemonextract1325
      @lemonextract1325 3 года назад +78

      have you seen these videos of trump supporters praying to trump? its gross man, it was when he got covid and when people realized he was losing (and lost) atleast those are ones that ive seen, i bet there are more :/

    • @bonmgarcia
      @bonmgarcia 3 года назад +3

      @@lemonextract1325 what?!?

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 3 года назад +32

      @@bonmgarcia Yeah there was a video of some Trump voters outside an election office in one of the swing states, kneeling and praying with their arms raised toward the building.

    • @FirstLast-cw6tz
      @FirstLast-cw6tz 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, but why did you copy another comment just to get likes?

  • @kialaslabas3052
    @kialaslabas3052 3 года назад +3780

    ‘Women for Trump’
    ‘Trees for Deforestation’.

    • @pathmor
      @pathmor 3 года назад +110

      This is severely underrated

    • @AuraSilencer
      @AuraSilencer 3 года назад +33

      Basically.

    • @Monsterguy-
      @Monsterguy- 3 года назад +130

      ‘Turtles for plastic’

    • @Dougiewoof
      @Dougiewoof 3 года назад +138

      "Gays for conversation therapy"

    • @kierstan2788
      @kierstan2788 3 года назад +106

      “bugs for bug spray”

  • @johnoehrlein3003
    @johnoehrlein3003 3 года назад +3246

    You can't spell HATRED without the " RED HAT"

    • @suckmyvenom
      @suckmyvenom 3 года назад +174

      Holy shit...

    • @hati3
      @hati3 3 года назад +6

      Bro you dems say that covid matters yet you have all these blm protest everywhere??!?!?!

    • @garydiehl3479
      @garydiehl3479 3 года назад +36

      Wow!! Ingeniously and disgustingly TRUE!!!

    • @Deezy_Ankh
      @Deezy_Ankh 3 года назад +85

      @@hati3 really? The Dems are having the protests? Are you really that dumb?

    • @Deezy_Ankh
      @Deezy_Ankh 3 года назад +60

      I'm starting to think this might be the real reason the hat is red

  • @mikey_scog
    @mikey_scog 3 года назад +1453

    "latinos for trump"
    Is like saying
    "Jews for hitler"

    • @lil_hatchet8974
      @lil_hatchet8974 3 года назад +27

      How so? I mean as far as I know, trump ain’t burning latinos alive, get a grip

    • @everyonedissed8747
      @everyonedissed8747 3 года назад +92

      @@lil_hatchet8974 joke
      /jōk/
      Learn to pronounce
      noun
      a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

    • @lil_hatchet8974
      @lil_hatchet8974 3 года назад +3

      @Eli Hauser well i’m sorry but america has to run as a country, and illegal immigrants cost us billions of dollars, if you want this country to stay up with the economy, we can’t have so many people sneaking into our country and using our free services that tax payers pay for

    • @eddieespinosa879
      @eddieespinosa879 3 года назад +5

      @@everyonedissed8747 unfunny
      When something is said or done that amuses absolutely no one

    • @jayywavv1147
      @jayywavv1147 3 года назад +33

      @@eddieespinosa879 it amused more people than that weak ass response

  • @Alizardlovesyou
    @Alizardlovesyou 3 года назад +5771

    “Make America great again is a weird slogan for an incumbent.”

    • @twagoner21
      @twagoner21 3 года назад +224

      I can see his base nodding slowly, and then saying......."Huh?"

    • @therock238360
      @therock238360 3 года назад +93

      That’s actually a really good point

    • @buttsnifferbuttsniffer1022
      @buttsnifferbuttsniffer1022 3 года назад +87

      Isn't that what hitler said allot to make germany great again

    • @thomasdtrain
      @thomasdtrain 3 года назад +22

      I think they are/were using Keep America Great or some shit.

    • @Matt-fl8uy
      @Matt-fl8uy 3 года назад +87

      @@thomasdtrain They were using "Keep America Great Again" until a few months back when even they had to recognize that they were making America into a shithole country. Now they want a second go at "making" it great.

  • @HapsterHap
    @HapsterHap 3 года назад +15956

    “MASK OFF” “I’M WORRIED ABOUT COVID” “oh, alright”. That was a surprisingly rational response from them.

    • @suqmaddiqq
      @suqmaddiqq 3 года назад +1224

      Yeah kinda took me aback 😂 At least some people have some sense I guess?

    • @silverbat5873
      @silverbat5873 3 года назад +505

      Because he's a white man

    • @silverbat5873
      @silverbat5873 3 года назад +446

      @@janky477 If you're white and have money.

    • @suqmaddiqq
      @suqmaddiqq 3 года назад +216

      @@janky477 Even as a liberal, I can agree with that. Anecdotally speaking, the most intolerant conservatives I've encountered were extreme social conservatives totally opposed to reform, which depending on your surroundings, views etc. can be few and far between. Economic and moderate social conservatives have been the most chill and aren't as dogmatic in my experience. Even on the liberal side, we have social extremists who would be equally intolerant in the opposite way from the other side. Open minded people don't have to be limited to a side at all :)

    • @kamishy_Art
      @kamishy_Art 3 года назад +212

      can we all agree that Trump supporters are not conservatives? they are cult members, therefore their only alliance is with the cult and their leader/"god", it just so happens that their cult has conservative influences

  • @awesomerinc.8553
    @awesomerinc.8553 3 года назад +1476

    "MASK OFF!"
    "IM WORRIED ABOUT COVID!"
    "OH, ALRIGHT!"
    What a surprisingly wholesome interaction.

    • @KaijuJester02
      @KaijuJester02 3 года назад +42

      That caught me by surprise too

    • @supimpanda2312
      @supimpanda2312 3 года назад +20

      I was happily surprised at that aswell

    • @whatausernamethisis8893
      @whatausernamethisis8893 3 года назад +23

      It does raise a question though: why did they think he was wearing a mask?

    • @marinaraman8238
      @marinaraman8238 2 года назад +9

      @@whatausernamethisis8893 Trump supporter and think should not be in the same sentence.

    • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
      @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 2 года назад +2

      A lot of us (NJ) have a "you do you" attitude. I will say that the opinions of the people in Toms River are very divided, and it's highly dependent on which section (North, South, East) you live in.
      I'm 100%, willing to bet this rally is in the financially well-off section (and not just because of the boats). Most people on that side of town are very closed-minded, and entitled, except for a few like her.
      Almost everyone keeps to themselves though.

  • @cadeyjones3328
    @cadeyjones3328 3 года назад +179

    That guy on the “70ft” long yacht talks like Sylvester the Cat

  • @rwags6848
    @rwags6848 3 года назад +3810

    Just goes to show, money doesn’t buy class nor intelligence nor character.

    • @danponitlong
      @danponitlong 3 года назад +25

      TRUE THAT.....MORE FYAH

    • @TherealDeltaEcho
      @TherealDeltaEcho 3 года назад +45

      And not only that, but he goes to prove a lack of education befalls these poor trumpaholics in a way so strange you wonder how they can survive. Here we have uneducated dolts dumb enough to float around in thousands (his count) of boats that cost a minimum of a hundred thousand dollars each just to buy, and thousands more to maintain, burning gas at a rate of 40 gph that cost over $7.00 a gallon, and that’s just the tiny boats. The yachts are in the millions and the beach houses in NJ (on the water) cost an absolute minimum of ten million bucks. And if you look at the 1:56 time stamp you will see these poor wretched orange juicers even went so far as to plant hundreds of palm trees around their million dollar condos! My God, do you know what that costs per year to keep planting them every spring......just because they are so uneducated they do not even know they freeze every winter? These deplorable sailors, besides not having any minorities aboard even choose to line their gunwales with huge boobed, beautiful scantily clad women instead of the educated nerdy Karen’s we prefer. What a shame.......it’s almost like I should have bought a yacht instead of studying Shakespeare.

    • @LYCANSS777
      @LYCANSS777 3 года назад +23

      @@TherealDeltaEcho Just like you prove the USA is full of wannabes that aspire to the ranks of these morally decadent planet scavengers.

    • @eponymousIme
      @eponymousIme 3 года назад +44

      @Tony Cantor But I'll bet TherealDeltaEcho knows when to use "you're" and when to use "your."

    • @210rocstar7
      @210rocstar7 3 года назад +9

      Just stupidity 😂😂😂

  • @bekahhh8565
    @bekahhh8565 3 года назад +1796

    I’ve never wanted to see a tsunami so bad
    Edit: OMG THANK YOU FOR 1k likes LMAOOO

  • @hadleeparks7343
    @hadleeparks7343 3 года назад +82

    “Do you support the Black Lives Matter movement” “whoaaaaa”😂😂, he even asked em their fav bon jovie song is and they can’t seem to grasp it😂

  • @JB-js4xi
    @JB-js4xi 3 года назад +3063

    All that money and they couldn't afford an education. So sad.

    • @sophiekoren6447
      @sophiekoren6447 3 года назад +57

      LMAOOOO SO TRUEEE

    • @j.s.1728
      @j.s.1728 3 года назад +55

      Not taking sides but Republicans are more likely to finish colleges

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 3 года назад +117

      @@j.s.1728 yeah, after paying off people to do their homework and paying off professors to keep their children with passing grade.. The FBI has proven this by the way.. no fake news here..

    • @ThereAreNoBlackPpl
      @ThereAreNoBlackPpl 3 года назад +8

      Michael Martinez if republicans is the party for the rich and college is expensive then DOY!

    • @danh8553
      @danh8553 3 года назад +41

      @@j.s.1728 I'm struggling to find a source that says this. The only source I could find was one saying the opposite:
      www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/mar/22/democrats-more-educated-republicans-pew-research-c/
      Not trying to fight or anything, I was just curious.

  • @Ivehadenuff
    @Ivehadenuff 3 года назад +600

    The bigger the flag, the smaller the brain. Make America THINK again.

    • @ElCapitanThird
      @ElCapitanThird 3 года назад +9

      MATH? yang2024?

    • @christiandenmark8583
      @christiandenmark8583 3 года назад +2

      “To be clear, your position is on the end of a 50 foot long galley.”
      “...70.”
      He definitely measures his wiener, still.

    • @wandabaileyer9188
      @wandabaileyer9188 3 года назад +4

      You can't spell HATRED without the " RED HAT"

    • @joecremer3633
      @joecremer3633 2 года назад

      @dalelovesimba I mean, there were more Biden voters than trump voters but..

  • @alos4025
    @alos4025 3 года назад +46

    The “Wahoooo!!” boat that trailed behind him just killed me. Especially when he asked them their favorite Bon Jovi song 😂

  • @4dhumaninstrumentality789
    @4dhumaninstrumentality789 3 года назад +45

    The skipper dude is literally the poster boy for out of touch rich people.

  • @myoneblackfriend3151
    @myoneblackfriend3151 3 года назад +5592

    Trump said he would not let the boaters down. Four boats sank. Finally, God gets involved in US politics.

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea 3 года назад +32

      Is this actually true? Link me, please!

    • @Gail1Marie
      @Gail1Marie 3 года назад +443

      I wondered when someone would mention that. Evidently some of the larger boats exceeded the 10-knot speed limit ("You can't take away my freedom!") and their wakes swamped the smaller boats. Sort of a metaphor for the whole Republican attitude, isn't it?

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea 3 года назад +44

      @@Gail1Marie Nicely put!

    • @vanyacaron3789
      @vanyacaron3789 3 года назад +28

      My One Black Friend
      Thank you for the smile. It made my day.

    • @alexaplus
      @alexaplus 3 года назад +7

      To be fair, no one specifies the size of the boats. Think about it, a small dinghy boat is much easier to sink than a 40 ft motor yacht.

  • @yrahcaz5934
    @yrahcaz5934 3 года назад +22

    I love that he mocks them right in front of them and they don't get it and just laugh along

  • @ryankelly257
    @ryankelly257 3 года назад +11

    “You didn’t see one fire”
    Sir you are on the water

  • @folktalerecords8760
    @folktalerecords8760 3 года назад +2270

    "130,000? 140,000? I mean these numbers just keep going up." So clever and it went right over his head.

    • @hunchodac936
      @hunchodac936 3 года назад +132

      It went right over my head too at first but that was a good line 😂😂

    • @anne.l.w
      @anne.l.w 3 года назад +2

      😂

    • @TatianaGlare-jy4iv
      @TatianaGlare-jy4iv 3 года назад +18

      I wonder if the guy understood that Jordan was talking about Stormy Daniels

    • @ejnichols05
      @ejnichols05 3 года назад +3

      I was wondering if someone was gonna catch that.... 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mdecor21
      @mdecor21 3 года назад +2

      and now hes part of those numbers

  • @therock238360
    @therock238360 3 года назад +3856

    Imagine how many more of these Jordan Klepper segments we could’ve gotten if the pandemic didn’t happen

    • @enjoyitbro
      @enjoyitbro 3 года назад +10

      If the pandemic didnt happen Biden would be out on the campaign trail giving everyone a chance to see how senile he really is. Instead they are hiding him in the basement

    • @TankUSA
      @TankUSA 3 года назад +41

      enjoyitbro “they” who are the “they” you speak of? Deep state?

    • @enjoyitbro
      @enjoyitbro 3 года назад

      @@TankUSA The DNC they even admitted they are fine with keeping Biden in the basement

    • @bobkelly671
      @bobkelly671 3 года назад +4

      He’s is the goat

    • @adelaredding8530
      @adelaredding8530 3 года назад +1

      Vote Green Party !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @shamgod8905
    @shamgod8905 3 года назад +55

    "...your position is on the front of a 50' yacht"
    "70"
    "But yer a common man?"
    " I am"
    😋

  • @RebeccaW
    @RebeccaW 3 года назад +56

    You don’t even have to make these people *look dumb*

  • @madelyneschnurr5567
    @madelyneschnurr5567 3 года назад +5934

    “Or one minority...”
    “It is very diverse, there’s yachts, jet skis, boats.”
    God that line killed me 😂

    • @MIMI-jk3hr
      @MIMI-jk3hr 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @susanstrongmartin797
      @susanstrongmartin797 3 года назад

      @Amani Rinas see

    • @kimberlyamerican717
      @kimberlyamerican717 3 года назад

      I don't think those people are worried about the stimulus checks like you probably were

    • @tylerheinrichs2806
      @tylerheinrichs2806 3 года назад +15

      @@korvaamiko66 I know you were joking, but I'll throw this out here anyway. The poor people who support Trump do so because he validates their racist worldview, but even more than that they love that he makes the people they hate so mad. They are glad to accept their lives being worse just to spite those groups. The really far gone ones don't even realize their lives are worse under Trump. Some people really think Trump has been doing great things for America.

    • @blakegammon1023
      @blakegammon1023 3 года назад +1

      I feel like that line was racist

  • @hepthegreat4005
    @hepthegreat4005 3 года назад +3684

    "Its almost like hes doing nothing" oh my god, I nearly died laughing.

    • @rolandroy6885
      @rolandroy6885 3 года назад +91

      Yeah, that ship captain didn't even realize what he just said,,lol 😅

    • @beepbeep9022
      @beepbeep9022 3 года назад +70

      “Well in many ways you are correct”

    • @adelaredding8530
      @adelaredding8530 3 года назад +6

      Vote Green Party !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @YouHaventSeenMeRight
      @YouHaventSeenMeRight 3 года назад +27

      @@adelaredding8530 Sure, just throw away your vote. That really helps Donny.

    • @klbodj8435
      @klbodj8435 3 года назад +3

      @@adelaredding8530 hell yeah green party all the way

  • @TheXboxkid14
    @TheXboxkid14 3 года назад +46

    Watching this now when Jordan says “130,000” makes me sad considering we’re now at a quarter million.

    • @CatgirLinKC
      @CatgirLinKC 3 года назад

      And now 306K, Dec 16, 2020. 😟

    • @puppetuppers4806
      @puppetuppers4806 3 года назад

      @@CatgirLinKC 400k :/

    • @Stacy-
      @Stacy- 2 года назад

      July 2021, now at 607K dead. RIP...

    • @Silver-zc1tb
      @Silver-zc1tb 2 года назад +1

      October 2 2021, we just reached 700,000

  • @ast1386
    @ast1386 3 года назад +12

    I love his sarcasm, doesn’t miss one!

  • @adambuckler1398
    @adambuckler1398 3 года назад +1859

    “Make America Great Again!”
    “Is a weird saying for an incumbent”

    • @TherealDeltaEcho
      @TherealDeltaEcho 3 года назад +3

      Adam Buckler you have to admit he was on the way to making it really great when COVID hit. So I assume the slogan means after the Pandemic is under control. As a staunch member of the elite tolerant and extremely well educated I agree America could be great again (as it was last year)if we all pulled together instead of pandering to the trolls. Besides, the flags were already made, why print new ones that say what I just said?
      Me Singing: “let’s make America great again..........as it was last yeeeeeear.” Hmm 🤔 sounds familiar?

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 3 года назад +63

      ​@@TherealDeltaEcho LOL, you can't be serious. Tell me - is it still considered pandering when you're the one doing the trolling? Just figured you'd know since you're a member of the "elite tolerant and extremely well educated".

    • @CBR1000RRPilot
      @CBR1000RRPilot 3 года назад +1

      Keep America Great is the campaign slogan for 2020.

    • @nathandrake3070
      @nathandrake3070 3 года назад +62

      When America will be great is the day everyone who lives here is treated equally

    • @benstringer5699
      @benstringer5699 3 года назад +18

      @@TroIIingThemSoftly This 🤣🤣🤣🤣
      He's a member of WHAT??? lmao
      Only team he's a part of is the egocentric and delusional club.

  • @dannyv2230
    @dannyv2230 3 года назад +3885

    “He has a way of de-robing women with his eyes.” “Yeah that’s the kind of guy you want in office.” “Yeah!” Me: 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ how stupid is this guy?

    • @toptabletalk7818
      @toptabletalk7818 3 года назад +112

      Lol the ignorance and stupidity is on another level

    • @carnosinehobs7759
      @carnosinehobs7759 3 года назад +110

      Next up: top ten reasons why we need to fix the education system NOW. Number one: Trump supporters

    • @jannegregoire9835
      @jannegregoire9835 3 года назад +37

      You can't fix stupid.

    • @whatscookingwithbrendaheli481
      @whatscookingwithbrendaheli481 3 года назад +46

      It’s like trump has cast a spell on his voters and they can’t think

    • @drisillagrobbelaat7211
      @drisillagrobbelaat7211 3 года назад +56

      If you are a woman and have been undressed by a man's eyes you will know naked you actually feel and how loathsome and perverted the man is.

  • @mckennadaley3793
    @mckennadaley3793 3 года назад +63

    "He doesnt talk like a normal person" that is a true fact

  • @BrandyD1777
    @BrandyD1777 3 года назад +183

    Jordan : "It's almost like he is doing nothing."
    Trump supporter : "Well in many ways your correct." 🤦🏼‍♀️😅

    • @pissjar918
      @pissjar918 3 года назад +1

      Dude that’s so creepy I read your comment right when that part happened. 😂

    • @BrandyD1777
      @BrandyD1777 3 года назад +1

      @@pissjar918 I gotcha ya...I would have felt a vibe as well 😅

    • @xxtoptankxx6873
      @xxtoptankxx6873 3 года назад +1

      The editing is strong in this. If you actually believe that these are not edited to force a perspective then I got a bridge i can sell you for 20 bucks. Multiple bridges actually

    • @BrandyD1777
      @BrandyD1777 3 года назад

      @@xxtoptankxx6873 No you are correct. Unfortunately, there is truth throughout on the little they do know & not just them. Honestly, I can't believe as an American these are the 2 men we have to choose from...we are fvcked. We are so divided. Turmoil, chaos, rules, having to put your mind in survival mode because your own country is in imploding is fvcking ridiculous for AMERICA. So I find Klepper, comedy, a relief from the bull 💩 and sadly more facts than from the "news."

    • @Nam3less2U
      @Nam3less2U 3 года назад +1

      That part had me dying 😂😂

  • @zaynaba5494
    @zaynaba5494 3 года назад +2291

    Imagine if this guy and Kaitlyn Bennet had a conversation

    • @caleb2943
      @caleb2943 3 года назад +70

      Oh god

    • @cabbageloaf
      @cabbageloaf 3 года назад +114

      Imagine if this dude had a debate with Ben Shapiro. I’m pretty sure I already know who would win.

    • @finklesteenDK420
      @finklesteenDK420 3 года назад +13

      Shed destroy him cause she doesn’t edit her footage like the rest of the liberal left propaganda machines.

    • @brih9613
      @brih9613 3 года назад +267

      UnhallowedXGaming 😂 sure buddy

    • @finklesteenDK420
      @finklesteenDK420 3 года назад +1

      Bri H good one!! 🤣

  • @ocanything6054
    @ocanything6054 3 года назад +5432

    “Mask off!” Jordan: “I’m worried about COVID” “Oh alright” I really don’t understand those people sometimes 😂

    • @paddor
      @paddor 3 года назад +67

      The “send” button in the RUclips app actually inserts a newline character.

    • @MegaSturrup
      @MegaSturrup 3 года назад +8

      Patrik lmaooo

    • @carahowell4260
      @carahowell4260 3 года назад +50

      That was pretty funny and shows the hypocrisy.

    • @projectsilvio3522
      @projectsilvio3522 3 года назад +38

      Hayden Lassalle i guess they were just nice people with different ideals?

    • @apatterson13192
      @apatterson13192 3 года назад +68

      They're drunk, on a boat. There's not much to understand.

  • @newthrash1221
    @newthrash1221 3 года назад +13

    Jordan has the biggest balls doing this in the middle of a floridian ocean. He a real one.

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub Год назад

      He has to deal with a bunch of flesh-eating lichen.
      And hope he doesn't fall into the water too.

  • @_mannyornelas_
    @_mannyornelas_ 3 года назад +103

    Lol.
    The Boaters: "Mask Off!"
    Jordan: "I'm worried about Covid."
    The Boaters: "Oh Alright!"

    • @averymckenna2274
      @averymckenna2274 3 года назад +4

      Did I just fall for that?

    • @_mannyornelas_
      @_mannyornelas_ 3 года назад +2

      @@averymckenna2274 what do you mean?

    • @lilbuttfart7652
      @lilbuttfart7652 3 года назад

      @@_mannyornelas_ it had a “read more” tag and when you clicked it it did nothing

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 3 года назад

      The one redeemable trump voter

    • @saraha5425
      @saraha5425 2 года назад

      Strangely endearing compared to many others of this crowd.

  • @gofoucaultspendulumyoursel3496
    @gofoucaultspendulumyoursel3496 3 года назад +2271

    it gave me the tiniest bit of hope when he said:
    "I'm worried about covid" and the Trumper responded "Oh, alright"

    • @gummieworms3909
      @gummieworms3909 3 года назад +149

      I admit I was shocked at their response😳😮

    • @dulcieparker7425
      @dulcieparker7425 3 года назад +34

      BUT initially told him to take his mask off, the balls of some people, cuz... in trump world...ya wear a mask... YOU GOT IT! She wouldn't say that if she wouldn't be so accommodating if on land & he could walk by her....They run away. I've seen it.

    • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
      @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 3 года назад

      Yeah. We kinda just accept things and move on. Nope? Your choice.

    • @ohawwgeez3112
      @ohawwgeez3112 3 года назад +15

      Dulcie Parker the worst people are those who call you a p*ssy for wearing one.

    • @kiriuxeosa8716
      @kiriuxeosa8716 3 года назад

      Yeah life may just mean something to them heres hoping

  • @aamnahere6250
    @aamnahere6250 3 года назад +1428

    Disrobing them with his eyes? He's laughing while saying that he likes Donald Trump because he objectifies women. This is absolutely shameful.

    • @jeeither
      @jeeither 3 года назад +102

      right like he doesn't love women, he loves women's bodies, which is a different thing entirely.

    • @Lampka6
      @Lampka6 3 года назад +100

      In my experience this type of men tempt to only built sence of community with other man by objectifing women... I guess what he is really saying is "we objectify women together so now we are brothers"
      Toxic masculinity is so insane...

    • @guileteemgowitevryteeng1711
      @guileteemgowitevryteeng1711 3 года назад +29

      All that money couldn’t buy a speech teacher to fix that ridiculous lisp.. at his age..

    • @jacob.barr01
      @jacob.barr01 3 года назад +10

      We'll just send home their billionaire friend to speak for them there. Trump is not for the suffering communities.

    • @lilac408
      @lilac408 3 года назад +27

      Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States likes to disrobe women with his eyes.

  • @kcovac2029
    @kcovac2029 3 года назад +13

    Not gonna lie he deserves the daily show, his humor is on another level

  • @Willgtl
    @Willgtl 3 года назад +23

    "Take your mask off!"
    "I'm worried about covid!"
    "Oh, alright."
    I did not expect that.

  • @Thenoobestgirl
    @Thenoobestgirl 3 года назад +908

    Can't decide if to laugh or cry...

    • @Simplelivingslowliving
      @Simplelivingslowliving 3 года назад +47

      I'd say if you're in the USA then crying is the better option here. You're F***** if he wins again.

    • @ivoryfyall3548
      @ivoryfyall3548 3 года назад +9

      Both!!😂😂😭😭So ppl are just blind.

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 3 года назад +14

      @@Simplelivingslowliving thankfully I am privileged enough to say that the USA is only my second country and I don't live there currently and don't plan on moving there anytime soon... :P

    • @mma-je5gz
      @mma-je5gz 3 года назад

      The Noobest Girl you lucky stud

    • @nathaliechaleil5428
      @nathaliechaleil5428 3 года назад +1

      @@Thenoobestgirl Wise woman!

  • @unhappydegenerate4674
    @unhappydegenerate4674 3 года назад +998

    "It's almost like he's doing nothing"
    "Well in many ways you're correct"

    • @xxxDREADEDxxx
      @xxxDREADEDxxx 3 года назад +12

      🤣

    • @cruelcimmcia859
      @cruelcimmcia859 3 года назад +14

      Speech 💯

    • @cindys2995
      @cindys2995 3 года назад +5

      LOL! I was like, "huh?"

    • @musicdev
      @musicdev 3 года назад +15

      So I read this comment before I saw that part and thought Jordan said the second, but the boater said the second one and honestly that just made my day. These people are so fucking stupid

    • @bekzodburiboev2388
      @bekzodburiboev2388 3 года назад +1

      do u really do not think that is not cut out of context?

  • @gouriwarrier3823
    @gouriwarrier3823 3 года назад +10

    "the way he looks at other women"
    "disrobing them with their eyes"
    Are these supposed to be good traits???

  • @emilove7051
    @emilove7051 3 года назад +2

    As someone who lives around the shore,we are sorry and we don’t claim any of these people

  • @aidenhopkins4462
    @aidenhopkins4462 3 года назад +530

    “I’m worried about Covid!”
    “Oh, alright!”
    *not what I was expecting*

  • @ih8tusernam3s
    @ih8tusernam3s 3 года назад +484

    "Make America Great Again, weird thing for an incumbent to say" - this guy's hilarious.

    • @Giselleq0906
      @Giselleq0906 3 года назад +10

      This line is so funny

    • @garrettq1977
      @garrettq1977 3 года назад +10

      I can think of only 2 ways to make America great again. #1 is him losing in November. #2 let's just say I will not be in mourning.

    • @jacob.barr01
      @jacob.barr01 3 года назад +7

      It's so weird😂 ,is he going to make America great from his mistakes?
      It's so weird they are campaigning to the fish😂🌊. I feel sad for this creeps

    • @deb2008andy
      @deb2008andy 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha!

    • @RB-uh1ss
      @RB-uh1ss 3 года назад

      Ian L12 both not funny at all🤮

  • @mhsbnsih2905
    @mhsbnsih2905 3 года назад +13

    "He doesn't talk like a normal politician" That's what they said about Hitler

  • @loudpackangel1014
    @loudpackangel1014 3 года назад +25

    “Take the mask off”
    “Im worry about COVID”
    “Oh alright “😂😂😭

  • @MrArtVendelay
    @MrArtVendelay 3 года назад +1664

    He talks like a billionare business man. Actually, he speaks like a 9th grader.

    • @marcyk3271
      @marcyk3271 3 года назад +100

      My 9th grader is waaay smarter even when she talks about her hair a lot.

    • @maddiemmxo
      @maddiemmxo 3 года назад +31

      I bet I can talk better than he can. I’m in 5th grade.

    • @sofiafontes4741
      @sofiafontes4741 3 года назад +21

      My neighbor is in KINDERGARTEN and even SHE'S more intelligent.

    • @timothyprice9064
      @timothyprice9064 3 года назад +9

      OOOOOOHHHHHH, that was a cold burn to 9th graders.

    • @unitedstatessquashorganiza4795
      @unitedstatessquashorganiza4795 3 года назад +14

      bro my 7th grade brother has better vocabulary than him.

  • @qrayos02
    @qrayos02 3 года назад +379

    I just dont understand how these people don't see what Jordan does with their hypocrisy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @danr7896
      @danr7896 3 года назад +26

      Narcissists don't listen.There afraid of having to answer.

    • @xxxDREADEDxxx
      @xxxDREADEDxxx 3 года назад +6

      Or their puke worthy ignorance.

    • @ronaldorivers236
      @ronaldorivers236 3 года назад +25

      That's why Trump said "I love the poorly educated"😂😂

    • @trainyourdog7351
      @trainyourdog7351 3 года назад +5

      They dont wanna see...

    • @alphamaleman1
      @alphamaleman1 3 года назад +7

      Because they are monumentally D U M B!!!

  • @KirkyBoy
    @KirkyBoy 3 года назад +1

    Jordan Klepper is the best!!!

  • @annabelblumenfeld4864
    @annabelblumenfeld4864 3 года назад +10

    It’s so funny how they are all so oblivious to him burning them

  • @kagakai7729
    @kagakai7729 3 года назад +319

    *_"MASK OFF!"_*
    *_"I'm worried about COVID!"_*
    *_"Oh, alright!"_*
    I can't

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 3 года назад +17

      Man, shit. If only it were that easy for the rest of these fucksticks.

    • @LadyPinkster
      @LadyPinkster 3 года назад +5

      @Virjunior same, I wished they changed their mind or was atleast nice about it like them...

    • @Speedwayjay
      @Speedwayjay 3 года назад

      Virjunior if the whole United States was like this we would be so much better off somebody says something the other person don’t want to listen so you leave or change the subject simple 🤷🏽

    • @AlexisJoy006
      @AlexisJoy006 3 года назад

      That killed me!

  • @shellylynn2716
    @shellylynn2716 3 года назад +1302

    “His aura came in the room before he did.” Was it orange? These people😅

    • @xxxDREADEDxxx
      @xxxDREADEDxxx 3 года назад +62

      🤣his aurange

    • @mm12345777
      @mm12345777 3 года назад +23

      Y'ALL ARE CRACKING ME UP! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @buttergeek9985
      @buttergeek9985 3 года назад +10

      Amber truly is the color of his energy

    • @snapperl
      @snapperl 3 года назад +20

      Cocaine is a helluva drug.

    • @KHoltzie
      @KHoltzie 3 года назад +1

      An aura of ‘austerity’ is all I see and I like what I see...Trump 2020 baby! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @maximilianpartl9590
    @maximilianpartl9590 3 года назад +10

    "what's your favourite Bon Jovi song"
    Them:" wahoo"
    Me:" we're half way theeeere"

  • @Sha1Lmarie
    @Sha1Lmarie 3 года назад

    They are so "gone". It's pathetic. But Jordan Klepper, you are the perfect man for this job! You have the wit and stamina.

  • @imjoeking1425
    @imjoeking1425 3 года назад +464

    "MASK OFF!"
    "I'm worried about covid!"
    "Oh alright"

    • @MundM777
      @MundM777 3 года назад +13

      😂😂

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 3 года назад +28

      I actually kind of like them for that bahahah

    • @yvonnenippsonribbs1811
      @yvonnenippsonribbs1811 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂 that was the funniest 💩ever

  • @jake-cj7ii
    @jake-cj7ii 3 года назад +903

    it’s almost cringey how oblivious they are

    • @zvxcvxcz
      @zvxcvxcz 3 года назад +22

      What do you mean "almost." ^_^

    • @DMM1840
      @DMM1840 3 года назад +3

      better than being a mainstream media sheep. keep beleiving in all this marxist propoganda. trump is a great president if you do your own research.

    • @buffytheinternetbullyslayer
      @buffytheinternetbullyslayer 3 года назад +12

      Carter Evans 😂🤪 you’re funny 😆

    • @jake-cj7ii
      @jake-cj7ii 3 года назад

      ur a trump supporter huh

    • @jackystar5099
      @jackystar5099 3 года назад +1

      @@DMM1840 😂

  • @vonchadwick2632
    @vonchadwick2632 3 года назад +1

    one of these boat rallies was in my hometown it was soooo annoying. THEY WERE REALLY LOUD!

  • @Andy-mb2bm
    @Andy-mb2bm 3 года назад +10

    What's your favorite Bon Jovi song? Chetto face supporters: Wahoooooooo. Me: Didn't know that one

  • @ahmedaboud2358
    @ahmedaboud2358 3 года назад +1103

    “Vote trump out” Those people on the boat: “Wahoooo!!!”

    • @kravlonarussia990
      @kravlonarussia990 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hunterzolomon119
      @hunterzolomon119 3 года назад +9

      Christian Goodwin you can’t edit idiocy, also I assume that all other countries are suffering as much? Oh wait!

    • @wendysheets1916
      @wendysheets1916 3 года назад +5

      Those trump humpers that kept Wooooooing to everything he asks just shows what little brained sheep they truly have been, are and will always be..... lol They're so embarrassing... they're just way to ignorant to be embarrassed 😳 .... so I'll be embarrassed for the trump humping minions.... lol

    • @OfficerDva444
      @OfficerDva444 3 года назад

      @@christiangoodwin5766 It's china's fault for letting it spread and the CCP covering it up, It's Trump and the governor's fault for how bad it's doing specifically in the U.S.

    • @adelaredding8530
      @adelaredding8530 3 года назад

      Vote Green Party !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @angshumansarmah1305
    @angshumansarmah1305 3 года назад +689

    "Its almost like he's not doing anything"
    "In many ways you are correct"
    Damn, self burns, those are rare

    • @timan2039
      @timan2039 3 года назад +37

      Klepper has a talent for encouraging them to expose two opposing opinions in a single breath. I don't know if any of his interviewees comprehend what they did, at least at the time. I often wonder if their friends do?

    • @AlbiWiedersberg
      @AlbiWiedersberg 3 года назад +3

      It sounded like it was edited together

    • @theblade9024
      @theblade9024 3 года назад +8

      @@AlbiWiedersberg It was edited but the dumb fuckers really expressed these ideas.

    • @willneverdead7524
      @willneverdead7524 3 года назад +1

      @@AlbiWiedersberg All of these videos are chopped and screwed. Fake news.

    • @AlbiWiedersberg
      @AlbiWiedersberg 3 года назад +7

      @@willneverdead7524I wouldn't say that either, some parts are not edited

  • @noeliajaime7656
    @noeliajaime7656 3 года назад

    Jordan Klepoer deserves an award...or all of them. He deserves All the awards.👏

  • @preciousnana5789
    @preciousnana5789 3 года назад +17

    Did the people answer “Donald J Trump” and this guy said, the people are undecided 😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @urockit2011
    @urockit2011 3 года назад +1078

    Jordan Klepper is so great. Wish his show wasn’t cancelled

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 3 года назад +109

      It wasn’t, he just started another show, Klepper.

    • @steviebach
      @steviebach 3 года назад +80

      Stevie thanks Stevie

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 3 года назад +83

      @@steviebach You're welcome, Stevie.

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon 3 года назад +28

      A bunch of steves... jejej

    • @trutle88
      @trutle88 3 года назад +39

      Stevie Just kiss already

  • @zbeast
    @zbeast 3 года назад +363

    "His aura came in the room before he did." I think you mean stench.

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 3 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @harrijoy2039
      @harrijoy2039 3 года назад +7

      I was thinking the same thing ......

    • @07jeepgirl
      @07jeepgirl 3 года назад +5

      These Basers are completely brain dead.

    • @gmill7911
      @gmill7911 3 года назад +3

      I'll bet Trump smells like dirty gym socks, french fries and bologna.

    • @futasupastah
      @futasupastah 3 года назад +1

      Hahahaha

  • @S0popop-
    @S0popop- 3 года назад +8

    This is why Americans amazes me and scares me at the same time...

  • @ginsengteas
    @ginsengteas 3 года назад +4

    its hilarious how they're oblivious to his sarcasm dshksjdhijkls

  • @universalorlandochica
    @universalorlandochica 3 года назад +131

    It's sad when cult members don't even know they're cult members

    • @BigBoogookie
      @BigBoogookie 3 года назад +7

      lol, most people don't. The ones who do are either the leaders or the ones plotting escape/exit.

    • @rubensalas7155
      @rubensalas7155 3 года назад +2

      Lol if they are a cult I hope they drink the kool aid

    • @rolandroy6885
      @rolandroy6885 3 года назад +2

      They just stood in line because they seen everybody else doing it,,lol 😅

    • @xdoxxy
      @xdoxxy 3 года назад +1

      Yeah that’s what American politics is sadly.

    • @redmoon383
      @redmoon383 3 года назад

      @@rubensalas7155 it's flavour aid actually. Not kool-aid

  • @booklover4099
    @booklover4099 3 года назад +238

    'It's almost like he's doing nothing'
    'Well, in many ways you're correct.'
    EPIC

    • @00selzen
      @00selzen 3 года назад +1

      Book....You must be referring to Obama.

    • @amandareiche9083
      @amandareiche9083 3 года назад +1

      @@00selzen 8 years of nothing beats the heck out of what has been happening for the last 3.5 years. I want normal and boring to be my focus rather than being concerned with I love nukes guy wanting to buy Greenland or trade it for Puerto Rico after consulting Fredrick Douglas. Unbelievable mistake

    • @frank7410
      @frank7410 3 года назад

      Amanda Reiche yeah ur right we are in the greatest recession right now obama couldnt mess this country up as bad as trump has

    • @Digger-Nick
      @Digger-Nick 3 года назад +1

      @@frank7410 It's a global pandemic... Yet you're here blaming Trump. Amazing

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub Год назад

      @@00selzen This is a really funny anti-Obama take when the original comment from the Trump supporter was _literally about Trump._

  • @mkexotics1
    @mkexotics1 2 года назад +1

    ‘Don Johnson and Robin Leach were there. It was a real who’s who’ 😂

  • @zevailes
    @zevailes 3 года назад +2

    That one dude that cussed at him and he cussed back LOL!😂

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 3 года назад +771

    "To be clear, your position is on the front of a 50-foot boat."
    "70."
    "Yeah. But you're a common man."
    "I am."
    🤦

    • @JoeBurgettMusic
      @JoeBurgettMusic 3 года назад +86

      When Jordan shows them how hypocritical they are and his sarcasm is so good that they can't even notice, I literally cannot stop laughing

    • @maximilianjohandson3382
      @maximilianjohandson3382 3 года назад +5

      @@JoeBurgettMusic So because he's rich he's not allowed to have an opinion? Oh you have money so anything you say is worthless. That is not an intelligent way to have a conversation.

    • @0310Music
      @0310Music 3 года назад +69

      @@maximilianjohandson3382 that's not what anyone was saying, nor implying

    • @maximilianjohandson3382
      @maximilianjohandson3382 3 года назад

      @@0310Music He said "do you think you're speaking from a position of privilege? Like that undermines his argument. Ha can have well thought out arguments while still being privileged.

    • @0310Music
      @0310Music 3 года назад +60

      @@maximilianjohandson3382 yes he was asking that. Not to determine whether he has a right to an opinion (everyone has) but to see whether he has a realistic view of the world he's living in. He clearly failed that test

  • @Vooblebooble
    @Vooblebooble 3 года назад +740

    *Lady:* "Mask off!!"
    *Jordan:* "I'm worried about Covid!"
    *Lady:* "oh, alright."
    So much to unpack in so little amount of time it's kind of a treasure

    • @TheMrsEmpty
      @TheMrsEmpty 3 года назад +7

      Nailed it.

    • @CBR1000RRPilot
      @CBR1000RRPilot 3 года назад +8

      Its almost like they filmed for hours and edited the footage.

    • @Rin-qj7zt
      @Rin-qj7zt 3 года назад +14

      @@CBR1000RRPilot well it certainly seems believable.

    • @honest_126
      @honest_126 3 года назад +3

      @@CBR1000RRPilot Shut up

    • @CBR1000RRPilot
      @CBR1000RRPilot 3 года назад +1

      @@honest_126 Nah I'll continue to type away. Btw how can I "shut up" if I'm not talking?

  • @cindygordon7607
    @cindygordon7607 3 года назад +1

    Much love and many blessings and many thanks to y’all both for reading. 💙

  • @averagejoe6031
    @averagejoe6031 3 года назад +25

    “Make America Great Again is a weird slogan for an incumbent"
    I always thought that

  • @raule.5577
    @raule.5577 3 года назад +411

    Yeah we totally want a man who derobes women with his eyes as president especially when he does it to his own family

    • @PeterParker-ff7ub
      @PeterParker-ff7ub 3 года назад +31

      Lies, cheats steals, cant pronounce common words, looks directly into the sun.

    • @chrise.321
      @chrise.321 3 года назад +18

      The hits just keep on comin'!!

    • @user-yh3ib1ge5m
      @user-yh3ib1ge5m 3 года назад +25

      not to mention he is homophobic and transphobic. plus racist 🤮

    • @greenflower360
      @greenflower360 3 года назад +16

      That part creeped me out. Especially with those khaki shorts 🤢

    • @kain6996
      @kain6996 3 года назад +13

      new addition wishing an accused child sex trafficker well

  • @mrfin02
    @mrfin02 3 года назад +50

    Poseidon needs to take care of this 🤣🤣

  • @LelynnsSquirrels
    @LelynnsSquirrels 3 года назад +1

    do they even know how ridiculous they appear, to the rest of the world? .... 🤷🏼‍♀️ do they even CARE?!

  • @thomasreddick2675
    @thomasreddick2675 3 года назад

    These Jordan Klepper segments are the best.

  • @Ayelis
    @Ayelis 3 года назад +555

    "talks like a billionaire"
    Yeah, anyone can say 'billions and billions and billions', even people that went bankrupt four+ times. 🙄

    • @LorenaBathey
      @LorenaBathey 3 года назад +14

      True businessmen are educated and do not use one symbol words like sad, mad or bad. They have vocabulary to pull from not the Spot books.

    • @aniketghosh6993
      @aniketghosh6993 3 года назад

      You seem to have a lot of business experience

    • @karenshaub8273
      @karenshaub8273 3 года назад +2

      @@LorenaBathey
      syllable... I really like the word polysyllabic. some words are just fun for whatever reason.

    • @karenshaub8273
      @karenshaub8273 3 года назад

      @@aniketghosh6993 Meow.

    • @ULTRA_2112
      @ULTRA_2112 3 года назад +9

      Trump football team bankrupt failure New Jersey Generals.... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Jersey_Generals
      Trump University bankrupt, paid out 25 million dollars en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_University
      Trump water bankrupt en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Ice
      Trump Airline bankrupt en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Shuttle
      Trump casino bankrupt 2004, 2009 and 2014 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Entertainment_Resorts
      Trump Casino and Resort bankrupt 2004, 2009 and 2014 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Entertainment_Resorts
      Trump vodka bankrupt en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Vodka
      Trump steaks bankrupt en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Steaks
      Trump board game bankrupt en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump:_The_Game
      Tour de Trump bicycle race bankrupt en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tour_DuPont
      Forbes also reported Donald Trump lost 1 billion dollars between 1985 and 1995.
      THIS IS YOUR PRESIDENT!!!

  • @azuredragon633
    @azuredragon633 3 года назад +30

    these are always my favorite - some of these responses just blow me away

  • @hallaja8338
    @hallaja8338 3 года назад +1

    i friggin love Jordan klepper!!

  • @rochellebutler2986
    @rochellebutler2986 3 года назад +52

    “It’s like an election polling place in a minority district.” 🤣😂🤣💀💀💀 TRUTH!

  • @deejay5411
    @deejay5411 3 года назад +89

    I was actually at Hartwell trying to enjoy some lake time when those fools showed up and made so many waves it was destroying people’s docks.

    • @menosbbgirl
      @menosbbgirl 3 года назад +16

      Aww that’s terrible. I’m sorry that happened. Of course they’d have no consideration of others. No surprise there.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 3 года назад

      This is where a torpedo is clearly indicated.

    • @sastrinidis
      @sastrinidis 3 года назад

      What a nightmare. After seeing what happened in NYC, Atlanta, Seattle, Chicago, LA when they were burned and looted, waves are the least of our problems.

  • @melissa-wilson
    @melissa-wilson 3 года назад +1

    Ahaahaa more Jordan Klepper interacting with trump voters please.

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 2 года назад +1

    dude was oblivious, "coming from a man on a 50 ft yacht."
    "70..."

  • @JM1993951
    @JM1993951 3 года назад +126

    “We’re doing very well with boaters” - Trump 2020 campaign.
    Easily the best unintentionally funny quote ever.

    • @pakababy3710
      @pakababy3710 3 года назад +2

      "Who's boat is this boat?"

  • @jiv32
    @jiv32 3 года назад +350

    "his aura came into the room before he did"
    Interesting way to call a protruding belly.

    • @hermanhelmich
      @hermanhelmich 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂 great one🙌🏻

    • @bams9903
      @bams9903 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂HILARIOUS

    • @sharonh7220
      @sharonh7220 3 года назад +4

      Glowie-Agency 2, Bye 👋

    • @jdc5391
      @jdc5391 3 года назад +1

      😅😅😅😅😅

    • @jannegregoire9835
      @jannegregoire9835 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @adriennelynne7724
    @adriennelynne7724 3 года назад +3

    Lmao “70” he said y’all gon know how big this boat is

  • @dogsrocks1028
    @dogsrocks1028 3 года назад +1

    When he said 70 yards i fukin lost it :D

  • @justsaying3729
    @justsaying3729 3 года назад +297

    That's why he can't do his Job.....Texting the Stupid Boaters Rallies instead of dealing with this Crisis.

    • @cheyennewhite9309
      @cheyennewhite9309 3 года назад +9

      Thank you!! Like this man obviously isn't aware.

    • @mm12345777
      @mm12345777 3 года назад +5

      Exactly! Like wtf! 🤬

    • @danponitlong
      @danponitlong 3 года назад

      TRUE THAT MORE FYAH.

    • @TherealDeltaEcho
      @TherealDeltaEcho 3 года назад

      I guess maybe he can two things at once....

    • @ErLeuchten
      @ErLeuchten 3 года назад

      ​@@TherealDeltaEcho its not about multitasking. its about your priorities!

  • @_luciasanchez
    @_luciasanchez 3 года назад +178

    I totally missed Jordan dealing with Trump supporters!

  • @yolielove9437
    @yolielove9437 3 года назад

    Thank you Jordan.

  • @billalbritton4972
    @billalbritton4972 2 года назад +1

    “ just because you are a character doesn’t mean you have character “ Winston Wolfe.

  • @AsianAmerican2007
    @AsianAmerican2007 3 года назад +442

    This shows wealthy people aren't rich because they're smart, its cause they're greedy as hell!

    • @7eventy6ixxtim10
      @7eventy6ixxtim10 3 года назад +6

      Please explain how you got to your conclusion. Seems pretty vague

    • @goddamnitandy9861
      @goddamnitandy9861 3 года назад +2

      Ye a stupid meter just broke by even asking them a simple political question all trump supporters are idiots 🤣

    • @dulcieparker7425
      @dulcieparker7425 3 года назад

      You coined it.

    • @t8547mkify
      @t8547mkify 3 года назад +16

      Nah, most just inherited it.

    • @_broits_george
      @_broits_george 3 года назад +5

      Its because they only think about only themselves
      "The American way"

  • @inquisitive504
    @inquisitive504 3 года назад +12

    'it's very diverse, I see yatchs, I see skips, I see jet skis'... LoL..
    Love this Jordan guy. He is hilarious...

  • @d4rkblu386
    @d4rkblu386 2 года назад

    "Weird phrase for an incumbent" 😂😂 I never made that connection

  • @csuci119
    @csuci119 3 года назад +3

    "It's like he's doing nothing"
    "In many ways, you are correct!!"
    🤔 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @user-qd1xz7sl8g
    @user-qd1xz7sl8g 3 года назад +141

    Girl: "Take the mask off!"
    Reporter:"I'm worried about covid."
    Girl,"Oh, alright."
    Welp, least shes accepting of it 😂

    • @DepressinglyOptimistic
      @DepressinglyOptimistic 3 года назад +3

      Dont you love their screaming "my body, my choice while demanding to end abortion amd telling other people to take her masks off. I'm amazed at the level of intelligence in these people😏

    • @tclarke2277
      @tclarke2277 3 года назад

      I understand them.. they r dumb as hell.. stupid ... trump and all his maga followers r stupid

    • @sam-2796
      @sam-2796 3 года назад

      She cant have an argument duo the social sea distance 😂😂😂

  • @Exoticbeauty015
    @Exoticbeauty015 3 года назад +110

    Jordan is hilarious. I love when he goes to the Trump events.

    • @mm12345777
      @mm12345777 3 года назад +8

      They're my favorite segments! Gotta love Jordan! 😂😂

    • @sastrinidis
      @sastrinidis 3 года назад

      It's great, I'd love to see him at a Biden rally and expose even dumber people

    • @Alic4444
      @Alic4444 3 года назад +5

      @@sastrinidis Sure Sam :)

    • @sideboob4276
      @sideboob4276 3 года назад +7

      @@sastrinidis "dumber people" are those that attend rallies during this pandemic. Who is the only one that has held rallies during this pandemic? The one trying to get the "dumber people(s)" vote. trump loves the uneducated!

    • @sastrinidis
      @sastrinidis 3 года назад

      @@sideboob4276 exactly! Rallies and/or protests, you'd have to be insane!

  • @pd003
    @pd003 3 года назад

    How beautiful! Loving Trump unconditionally, no matter what. Trump must be very touched.