My dad walked in while I was watching this and making pasta for dinner and you said “do you know if you put one foot in front of another you can walk?” And he did it and said “it works!” Confusing me and also making me chuckle.
I don't know how else to say this, but I was really tired while watching this video and fell asleep. In my dream, I was taking out the mail from my mailbox. The postman was there, and he said "Oh, I need to deliver one more thing for you"-- I turned around, and he was holding an enormous, black, squealing wild hog in his arms. I woke up with a start to Salty making Donald Duck noises.
"Is this just how kids play? Just beat the shit out of eachother with swords?" Genuinely yes, as kids we used to love fighting eachother with bamboo, sticks, pipes and occasionally metal poles
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@@Aymzz Everything about this is amazing. The fact that you post this on an unrelated video on an unrelated comment. The fact that there's absolutely no context for your video, and that it's a roblox furry disstrack. Not to mention the juxtaposition to you saying you've had s*x and your voice giving away that you *probably* haven't. Thank you so much for posting this reply, you have made me so happy.
‘I hope there’s a hidden Cars world in Kingdom Hearts 3’ I fucking don’t! Sora tends to turn into the species of that world. I do not wanna see Sora’s Carsona, god damn it!
46:43 I saw the goddamn gummy rat and nearly had a fucking aneurysm out of sheer primal rage at the sight of it because I knew Run for the Cube's voice was soon to follow.
in a perfect world salty will play all the kingdom hearts games on stream, but he stopped in the middle of his re:chain of memories playthrough almost a year ago, which is why I brought that one up in particular.
@@601billionlazer He actually said he planned on playing the rest of the series when I asked him on twitter, just not rn. Apparently irl stuff happened, and he also got burnt out of ReCom
@@some_condiment bruh i litarally said "inside THE winnie the pooh world" not "inside winnie the pooh" please learn to read before you attack my grammer
“Kingdom hearts 1, he has one keyblade; Kingdom Hearts 2, he has two keyblades; kingdom hearts 3 he has to have three keyblades!” I mean….you’re actually not wrong.
You know, the comparison to Stands is actually pretty good. Both of them are supposed to be this mystical power that no one fully understands, but then get into the series a little bit more and you discover EVERYONE HAS ONE.
The game itself is just way too long. I haven’t finished the video yet but there’s a good chance he just doesn’t finish it. The kingdom hearts games are just gauntlets of horrible anime writing and Disney characters.
"None of my questions have been answered!! No but seriously!!" Yeah... get used to that. Literally every kingdom hearts ending leaves you with no answers, only more questions that only semi allude to answers for questions you didn't even know that you didnt know
Me: *laughs in a flying technicolor lobster that is being chased by a whale inside a bubble across the ocean* Seriously, what the hell even was that boss fight?
@@rinnnnnnnnnnrin it looks as if its being made up on the spot from the outside, but that tends to be because something was regarded as unimportant when it was a crucial piece
This just makes me want Salty to actually keep playing the series after Chain of Memories which he probably wont since he dropped RE: CoM halfway through before the story gets good. I guess it just makes me a little salty. :)
i know it's been two years since this was uploaded so i don't expect many people to see this but when Phil said "i got two words: ATTACK!" it's probably a joke about the greek language, since Phil makes a similar joke in the actual Hercules movie
1:04:21 You forgot Cinderella 3, Evil Stepsister steals the Fairy Godmother's wand and kills her with it, Evil Stepmother turns back time and changes events so Cinderella doesn't get her happy ending. Cinderella now has to work for her happy ending now that the magic that helped her is against her. There's also mind control, attempted rape, attempted murder, Cinderella 3 is a trip. You should make a video on it Salty, I guarantee you won't regret it.
9:07 yes that is exactly how children play, if you had siblings you know both the pride of winning the sword fight and the fear as your sibling bursts into tears cuz you hit their fingers and you see mom on her way Also now as an adult I'm a daycare teacher, and while my classroom does not have swords, it does have drumsticks, which will be used as swords quite often
Riku: The winner of this race will share the Paopu Fruit with Kairi. Also Riku: (Shares one with Sora the night before, knowing that they'd have "Intertwined Destinies")
yeah i know this game its the one where the uhhhhhh characters do things and theres disney in it yup totally played it syro is a good character with his keysword
2:10:17 Fun Fact: Sora in this isn’t a shark mermaid, he is a whale or dolphin of some sort. You can tell by his rounded dorsal fin and horizontal tail flukes
Kingdom Hearts: Jedi vs JoJo stands the game. Also, Salty dumb dumb forgot to put abilities until the very end (to be honest, i found that pretty dope).
1:24:06 I have played this game since I was a very young child. I've replayed it to completion dozens of times. And I never knew you could do a barrel roll on the magic carpet. What the fuck.
@@bubalackgaming8892 Oh dear god. They do!? Family Guy can be in Kingdom Hearts. If that ever happens it will be the last bit of proof for me that we live in the worst possible timeline.
Fun fact, there's actually a reason there are Halloween Heartless inside Monstro, and it has to do with how Monstro was changed in Final Mix. In Final Mix, you're guaranteed to find Monstro after leaving Agrabah, but in the original, his encounter was decided randomly. So there was a good chance you'd find him after leaving Halloween Town. Thus, they didn't hold back too much on Heartless and used the ones from Halloween Town.
Goofy being uncircumcised is one of the most important plot points in the series. When Goofy fucking died in KH2, his soul tried to stay in his body, and just so happened to take residence in Goofy’s Magnum Dong. As such, Goofy could recover from his injuries and return.
One of my favorite things to watch as a KH fan is seeing people unfamiliar react to it. The series is such a wonderful joyride that continually ups the insanity, get a group of pals together to play the game, I guarantee you won't regret it. I hope in KH2 he learns to use and equip abilities, and give Donald and Goofy new gear lol
I was beginning to question why he was never casting aero, then I find out he just never equipped any abilities beyond the ones he got near the start of the game.
To answer chat member's question at 2:45:00, kairi is a princess of heart with a heart of light, giving her immense power that won't ever be used in battle because nomura hates women. And Sora is really easy to get along with and makes friends with everyone he meets, which means he is one of the most powerful characters in the series and that everyone he's friends with becomes stronger as a result. So the connection between Sora and kairi cured sora Tldr;disney shit
My dad walked in while I was watching this and making pasta for dinner and you said “do you know if you put one foot in front of another you can walk?” And he did it and said “it works!” Confusing me and also making me chuckle.
Dad joke moment
Wholesome
this is really sweet
Comic book guy
I honestly can't wait to sit for 3 hours just to hear that.
Funny and wholesome the best of both worlds
I don't know how else to say this, but I was really tired while watching this video and fell asleep. In my dream, I was taking out the mail from my mailbox. The postman was there, and he said "Oh, I need to deliver one more thing for you"-- I turned around, and he was holding an enormous, black, squealing wild hog in his arms.
I woke up with a start to Salty making Donald Duck noises.
did you accept the hog though
@@ViveeFox Well you see my friend, it seems they woke up before the chance was given, leaving the large hog gift's outcome ambiguous.
This comment section is so chaotic
that's a sign.
HOG RIDAAHHHHHHHH
Salty replaying the entire Kingdom Hearts series, but he talks in the Damn Daniel voice the entire time.
Irwin voice
@@CrimsonFox36 gotta defeat the heartless yo
Don't give him any ideas
actual hell
Hey, that era has ended long ago, we dont talk about that
"Is this just how kids play? Just beat the shit out of eachother with swords?"
Genuinely yes, as kids we used to love fighting eachother with bamboo, sticks, pipes and occasionally metal poles
Snnsnsns Anna’s growing up I used to get beat by my cousins for fun 🧍
Like. They always fought other kids and used to ask me to practice their RKO tactics on me.
@@Salthat literally me...and I couldn't fight back for nothing 💀 My punches were weak
True chads were those that used spiked vines as whips
@@PGOuma Wed play wwe all the time. Id get manhandled
"Kairi is inside of me now"
This is a real plot point in the series
And it causes so many fucking plot holes
Says actual plot as a joke.
Everyone else: how did you know that from the S T A R T????
It's like... One of the most important events in the whole series
Sora really just said “peg me mommy”
PRETTY MUCH 😂😂
"Did Christopher Robin go to an anime convention?" - Rabbit, 2020
"The Heartless, The Nobodies and the Homestucks- uh, Weaboos."
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO MENTION TEGIRI LMFAO
😏
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OH MY GOD NOW I CAN FINALLY SHOW THIS TO MY FRIENDS WITHOUT THEM HAVING TO COUNT!!!!
@@Aymzz Everything about this is amazing. The fact that you post this on an unrelated video on an unrelated comment. The fact that there's absolutely no context for your video, and that it's a roblox furry disstrack. Not to mention the juxtaposition to you saying you've had s*x and your voice giving away that you *probably* haven't. Thank you so much for posting this reply, you have made me so happy.
@@Aymzz Bro I’ve seen your replies and seen the video, when you grow up keep them, you’ll laugh your ass off at how dumb you were as a kid
@@Aymzz lol this is fucking amazing, what an amazing like to dislike ratio
@@Aymzz
Stop self advertising please thanks
@@Aymzz love that
"Kairi's... Inside me?"
No. Stop. StOp It.
Kairi's keyblade is a strap-on?
@@LockjawGael delete this
So is Sora a size queen?
*rule 34 activate*
@@LockjawGael delete NOW
‘I hope there’s a hidden Cars world in Kingdom Hearts 3’
I fucking don’t! Sora tends to turn into the species of that world. I do not wanna see Sora’s Carsona, god damn it!
This broke me
Okay but what kind of car would he turn into? And by extension Donald and goofy?
Would a Carsona have been worse than Soras monstersona
@@Quirksvil yes. Objectively
@@QuirksvilSignificantly so!
I like how they called Jack a drama queen like the entirety of a nightmare before Christmas’ plot wasn’t due to him being an overly dramatic asshole
46:43 I saw the goddamn gummy rat and nearly had a fucking aneurysm out of sheer primal rage at the sight of it because I knew Run for the Cube's voice was soon to follow.
finally a VALID reason to rewatch Salty’s Kingdom Hearts playthrough
now finish chain of memories 🔫
You mean the 7th circle of Hell?
And three five eight over two
Also coded
in a perfect world salty will play all the kingdom hearts games on stream, but he stopped in the middle of his re:chain of memories playthrough almost a year ago, which is why I brought that one up in particular.
@@601billionlazer He actually said he planned on playing the rest of the series when I asked him on twitter, just not rn. Apparently irl stuff happened, and he also got burnt out of ReCom
A PIECE OF THE MASTER EMERALD
WOW
B r u h.
also hi love your songs and covers- =3=
@@irkenpony17 thanks but i haven’t even released then yet
oh wow huh youre here
@@RalseiGaming They .....weren't even talking to you?
the pure joy in salty's voice while he's in the winnie the pooh world is unmatched
*in* winnie the pooh? as in *inside?* phrasing, please x3
Ikr I can’t it’s too precious. 😂
and in the tarzan world
@@some_condiment bruh i litarally said "inside THE winnie the pooh world" not "inside winnie the pooh" please learn to read before you attack my grammer
@@evilgayrobot jeez, now that's a serving of harsh browns if ive seen one.
“Kingdom hearts 1, he has one keyblade; Kingdom Hearts 2, he has two keyblades; kingdom hearts 3 he has to have three keyblades!”
I mean….you’re actually not wrong.
Unfortunately he doesn't go zoro one piece
He goes Cat Zoro
You know, the comparison to Stands is actually pretty good. Both of them are supposed to be this mystical power that no one fully understands, but then get into the series a little bit more and you discover EVERYONE HAS ONE.
at least in jojo the stands actually have unique powers
The way Mikey said that Oogie boogie was a clansmen was possibly the funniest thing I’ve heard all day
This game is the reason why there are so many videos of grown men fighting each other with toy swords in parking lots
Nah, LARPING and anime were a thing before
Why is Sora Jimmy?
It scares me
The S in Sockman stands for Sora
The S in Sora stands for Sockman
What
This is longer than Endgame. Is that an accomplishment or something I should be worried about?
“Yes”.
@@funnychimp7738 and there kh2 play through is even longer.
The game itself is just way too long. I haven’t finished the video yet but there’s a good chance he just doesn’t finish it. The kingdom hearts games are just gauntlets of horrible anime writing and Disney characters.
@@willmiddleton7932 And that's why we love it
I thought Mikey was gonna say "What do you call a socially awkward Kingdom Hearts fan? A Kingdom Hearts fan!"
19:04 That “Thanks, Pal!” is so accurate it’s terrifying
Saw the Kingdom hearts notification and INSTANT transmissioned here lol
SAME
Bohemian Rhapsody’s arc came out the same month in Japan KH1 did
I love how there’s no context yet we all just,, know what this means
No way
How did i immediately know what this means
Legitimate question. Is this a JoJo reference?
@@NotCumin yes
"Kingdom hearts is a trip"
Me:"Okay I believe you "
Keyblade!!!
"Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction... & Knuckles"
"are keyblades like stands from jojo?"
Well I mean yeah kinda
Isn't Kingdom Hearts that game where Mickey Mouse tries to culturally appropriate a senile old man who just wants to see his grandkids?
No that’s Epic Mickey
I'm literally begging you to elaborate on this what the fuck does this comment mean
@@jokeronline702 I've played Epic Mickey and I don't know what you are referring to
@@onix9906 ok then mr. comedy
@@jokeronline702 ???? I wasn't being comedic. I genuinely don't know what you are talking about, it's been year's since I played it.
When you walk away, you don’t hear me say PLLLLEEAASS OOOH BABY
SIIIIMPLE AND CLAM
Wait-
I LOVE that he was straight memeing throughout 3/4 of the playthrough but he got extremely invested by the end. Amazing!
That's just Kingdom Hearts in general. All fun and memes during those DiDney worlds, and then the story gets good
"Kairi's... Inside me?"
"Man, always thought it'd be the other way around."
"None of my questions have been answered!! No but seriously!!" Yeah... get used to that. Literally every kingdom hearts ending leaves you with no answers, only more questions that only semi allude to answers for questions you didn't even know that you didnt know
While Kingdom Hearts is a trip, it’s a damn good one
Agreed
Yes, definitely
Not really, but ok-
Salty: Kingdom hearts is a trip
Me: **laughs in Kingdom hearts chain of memories**
Me: *laughs in a flying technicolor lobster that is being chased by a whale inside a bubble across the ocean*
Seriously, what the hell even was that boss fight?
"This is the town that's like in every Kingdom Hearts game, right?" I fucking wish tbh
As superbutterbuns said, "kingdom hearts's story isnt confusing, it's just a lot to remember"
It's also completely nonsensical and confusing
@@rinnnnnnnnnnrin memory issue.
@@rinnnnnnnnnnrin it looks as if its being made up on the spot from the outside, but that tends to be because something was regarded as unimportant when it was a crucial piece
This just makes me want Salty to actually keep playing the series after Chain of Memories which he probably wont since he dropped RE: CoM halfway through before the story gets good.
I guess it just makes me a little salty.
:)
re:com do be like that
He has said he’ll continue it ages ago
Maybe there’s hope
He should've played the original GBA version, that's a more unique experience
*":)"*
I don't blame him, ReCom is garbage
"So is the Keyblade like Stands from JoJo's?"
It's hard to overstate how true that becomes through the franchise
i know it's been two years since this was uploaded so i don't expect many people to see this but when Phil said "i got two words: ATTACK!" it's probably a joke about the greek language, since Phil makes a similar joke in the actual Hercules movie
1:04:21 You forgot Cinderella 3, Evil Stepsister steals the Fairy Godmother's wand and kills her with it, Evil Stepmother turns back time and changes events so Cinderella doesn't get her happy ending. Cinderella now has to work for her happy ending now that the magic that helped her is against her. There's also mind control, attempted rape, attempted murder, Cinderella 3 is a trip. You should make a video on it Salty, I guarantee you won't regret it.
I loved that movie as a kid.
Biggest dress
Donald sounds like he smokes 10 packs a day
Salty: "NONE OF MY QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED."
Me: it's always been this way.
It's funny when I got into kingdom hearts a year ago now it seems that everyone I watch is playing kingdom hearts lol
Have you seen oneyplays playthrough of it?
Same lol
I’ve been a fan for a long time but I feel like more of the people I know are discovering it lol
@@placeholder_009 no
@@saniK6947 i really suggest that you do. It's one of the funniest videos i've seen. They have playthroughs of KH 1 and 2
@Richard Hatter to me, the whole thing is great, but it is a highlight
1:12:30 "Oh god, this is Star Wars"
Oh, just you WAIT until you play Birth By Sleep.
9:07 yes that is exactly how children play, if you had siblings you know both the pride of winning the sword fight and the fear as your sibling bursts into tears cuz you hit their fingers and you see mom on her way
Also now as an adult I'm a daycare teacher, and while my classroom does not have swords, it does have drumsticks, which will be used as swords quite often
Some how I managed to call the joke he was going to make before the vid started. Salty is the kinda guy to say Kingdom Farts
Riku: The winner of this race will share the Paopu Fruit with Kairi.
Also Riku: (Shares one with Sora the night before, knowing that they'd have "Intertwined Destinies")
yeah i know this game its the one where the uhhhhhh characters do things and theres disney in it
yup totally played it
syro is a good character with his keysword
Yes syro is a veery good character with his keywords
I like clot more. He comes from fantasy finale or something idk
Spyro is my favorite keyblade master
2:54:28 Yes Asriel Dreemurr, is a big gay goat man so that’s why he has such potent magical rainbow powers.
2:10:17 Fun Fact: Sora in this isn’t a shark mermaid, he is a whale or dolphin of some sort. You can tell by his rounded dorsal fin and horizontal tail flukes
"Big fffucking NYUT" literally had me in a laughing fit
Kingdom Hearts: Jedi vs JoJo stands the game. Also, Salty dumb dumb forgot to put abilities until the very end (to be honest, i found that pretty dope).
2:48:07 ...Alfred? This is the wrong game; Shadow the Hedgehog real time fandub needs you
Im wondering how no one else except you picked up on this
You are DISTURBINGLY good at those DKC impressions.
I feel like you needed to end this with TFS Cell's "I have so many questions!" clip.
1:24:06 I have played this game since I was a very young child. I've replayed it to completion dozens of times. And I never knew you could do a barrel roll on the magic carpet. What the fuck.
XDDDDDD
Fun fact: Belle is the French word for Beauty.
"Now it's no wonder that her name means beauty. Her looks have got no parallel!" I think we all knew.
@@NinjaSox7 Well it’s still there, have a nice day. 👍
@@NinjaSox7 I genuinely didn't because the last time I saw that movie was when I was 7
I hope Salty comes back to play this series, it could be interesting seeing his reaction to some character development that happens
“Idk what’s going on, but think I kinda like it” Saltydkdan. Kingdom hearts in a nutshell. 2:44:35
markiplier in kingdom hearts has to have fnaf and mark saying "don't worry Sora, i am the king of five nights at freddy's"
That voice that Salty does at like 2:23:48 always unnerves me so much
2:21:56 had me in fucking tears, just like when urine gets expelled from the urethra
This is a horrifying comment to see without any context😆
Every now and then I remember that Salty knows what Homestuck is
1:09:28
The voice Salty gives to Fairy Godmother is hilarious.
I cried when he called the Leopard a Tiger
So uh, there's a reason why I'm rewatching this...
"Is ringing the bell an optional thing? If so I won't do it."
Oh bother.
I *really* wanna see Salty get back to KH, watching him go through it was *such* a joy
Big props to the editor for giving us this 3 hour experience.
Fun Fact: Family Guy can be in Kingdom Hearts
I beg your grandest pardon????
@@ryancatgames4279 Disney owns them
@@bubalackgaming8892 Oh dear god. They do!? Family Guy can be in Kingdom Hearts. If that ever happens it will be the last bit of proof for me that we live in the worst possible timeline.
@@ryancatgames4279 hey sora this is worse than that time brian became a heartless
@@howard8614 Is that when he got hit by the car, or some other time?
27:28 Bruh Aerith is like fucking taxidermy here, she never blinks, she never moves and is in a deadpan state.
I guess taxidermy was cheaper than a phoenix down :)
I mean Sephiroth could've had a hand in that
Well I mean...she is-
4:55 silly salty she's obviously from the fresh princess of Belle air
Every video of yours has been like a drugged up fever dream and I'm never ready for it.
Seeing Salty not using Cure...
And not using magic shortcuts...
It hurts
Fun fact, there's actually a reason there are Halloween Heartless inside Monstro, and it has to do with how Monstro was changed in Final Mix. In Final Mix, you're guaranteed to find Monstro after leaving Agrabah, but in the original, his encounter was decided randomly. So there was a good chance you'd find him after leaving Halloween Town. Thus, they didn't hold back too much on Heartless and used the ones from Halloween Town.
I can’t wait for the Der Fuhrer’s Face kingdom hearts world
1:01:21 aged perfectly
Salty’s happiness when we went to 100 Acre woods was so wholesome
Goofy being uncircumcised is one of the most important plot points in the series. When Goofy fucking died in KH2, his soul tried to stay in his body, and just so happened to take residence in Goofy’s Magnum Dong. As such, Goofy could recover from his injuries and return.
6:09
I tried to open the door with your advice, I couldn't get the fridge open
3:11 am cereal hits different
This isn't the how to commit tax fraud totorial
If Final Fantasy characters can exist in this series then I await the day when Emet-Selch shows up and shoots Sora
i actually cosplayed for kingdom hearts...fun times...fun times
One of my favorite things to watch as a KH fan is seeing people unfamiliar react to it. The series is such a wonderful joyride that continually ups the insanity, get a group of pals together to play the game, I guarantee you won't regret it.
I hope in KH2 he learns to use and equip abilities, and give Donald and Goofy new gear lol
When Salty and Mikey were talking abt the voice of the Genie, in my head I was just screaming "ROBIN WILLIAMS, YOU IDIOTS"
2:43:52 "how...how many hearts did Sora have in him?" *well ain't that the question*
Thanks for editing this Pasquale, this was a really fun video =)
3:01:49
"Riku!"
"Darkness!"
"That's not true!"
You did it, you boiled Kingdom Hearts down to its bare essentials!
I really thought the punchline to “What do you call a socially awkward Kingdom Hearts fan?” Was going to be “A Kingdom Hearts fan!”
9:59 I fully expected Buff Riku there.
I was beginning to question why he was never casting aero, then I find out he just never equipped any abilities beyond the ones he got near the start of the game.
10:00
You're telling me this is who people want in Smash?
Yep at least his KH3 version
I can't consume any Kingdom Hearts material without getting second hand embarrassment
Just started replaying KH2 and man do I always cringe at Seifer saying "totally owned you lamers"
I love how everyone i have ever seen play Kingdom Hearts for the first time completely ignore magic despite how absolutely op magic is
Because magic in video games always suck
@@purplelemondoesstuff3044 have....have you ever played an rpg? Magic is almost always busted. Especially in a square enix rpg
@@purplelemondoesstuff3044 *ff7 raises its eyebrow at you*
@@theofficialchannelofoffici7962 yeah, I have no idea what the hell I was talking about 11 months ago. What the hell is wrong with me back then?
@@purplelemondoesstuff3044 top ten character arcs in anime history
So this is where it’s from I’ve had the phrase “we love...together” stuck in my head for the last week
4:00 then sora just turns into chimchar or something he has to pick an ally for his adventure
You might as well all of Ansem's dialogue with "Darkness!".
To answer chat member's question at 2:45:00, kairi is a princess of heart with a heart of light, giving her immense power that won't ever be used in battle because nomura hates women. And Sora is really easy to get along with and makes friends with everyone he meets, which means he is one of the most powerful characters in the series and that everyone he's friends with becomes stronger as a result. So the connection between Sora and kairi cured sora
Tldr;disney shit