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  • We asked our twitter followers if they had any issues with their roommates... and then let Lewis Black handle it.
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  • @SpoonDono
    @SpoonDono 8 лет назад +222

    Did Lewis Black just tell us not to kinkshame
    Lmao

    • @MissFotini
      @MissFotini 8 лет назад +43

      He did and I fucking loved it.

    • @GoldStorm07
      @GoldStorm07 8 лет назад +36

      You bet your ass he did.

    • @cowgoesmoo2
      @cowgoesmoo2 8 лет назад +1

      Well he's being sarcastic but yes

    • @maistromann136
      @maistromann136 7 лет назад +4

      Racheal was expecting Black to roast her roommate but she got roasted herself

    • @rosemarieholt2261
      @rosemarieholt2261 5 лет назад +1

      Kinkshame shaming

  • @tweekyseagull
    @tweekyseagull 8 лет назад +150

    Am I the only one who thinks Lewis Black should do an angry Bernie Sanders impression?

    • @s871-c1q
      @s871-c1q 8 лет назад +35

      Bernie Sanders does the best angry Bernie Sanders xD

    • @delpantion6045
      @delpantion6045 6 лет назад +1

      tweekyseagull holy crap good God man!!!!!! I think you just struck gold

    • @RandomStranger246
      @RandomStranger246 6 лет назад +2

      He's a Bernie supporter!

    • @KategariYami
      @KategariYami 5 лет назад

      There was a part of his stand up where he mentions that he is also a Socialist (probably meant Dem Soc but at the time that wasn't really a thing that people were aware of), saying that Socialists are all essentially dead, that it's just him and Bernie.
      He's a Bernie bro. He's old. He's Jewish. What's to say he's not already the angry Bernie at full tilt?

  • @vaibhavgupta20
    @vaibhavgupta20 8 лет назад +22

    last one was amazing.

  • @uptonroboticsptyltd3665
    @uptonroboticsptyltd3665 8 лет назад +206

    Lewis needs to do that every week on Stephen's show

  • @teslafoil1505
    @teslafoil1505 8 лет назад +24

    I cannot describe how great it would be for Lewis to become Stephen's sidekick on the show. Like the Andy to Stephen's Conan. Please make this happen.

    • @thejunecooperative
      @thejunecooperative 8 лет назад

      I love Lewis Black, and I love Stephen, but Lewis Black is out of Stephen's league so it wouldn't work.

  • @richarddarlington1139
    @richarddarlington1139 8 лет назад +4

    "Toilet paper daddy" Thank you Lewis. I needed that! You made my day!

  • @Judokast36
    @Judokast36 8 лет назад +11

    I am THE grumpy old man in the morning and was just making coffee, having this clip on play while made my coffee and holy shit did I laugh, I should have some sort of Lewis Black APP so i can listen to THAT every morning, what a great way to start the day!

  • @Exigentable
    @Exigentable 8 лет назад +62

    lewis black is a national treasure

    • @ruth80809
      @ruth80809 6 лет назад

      Exigentable Lewis Black in a nutshell. Well put.

  • @videomang
    @videomang 8 лет назад +108

    He can do this every week!

  • @Maxislithium
    @Maxislithium 8 лет назад +69

    yea, I'd watch Lewis Black do angry improv every week or so.
    make this reoccurring.

    • @UnbreakableRukawa
      @UnbreakableRukawa 8 лет назад +8

      sadly this isn't improv, hes reading it from the prom

    • @tinyturnip7676
      @tinyturnip7676 8 лет назад

      Maybe he's reeeally fucking witty

  • @mustardsfire22
    @mustardsfire22 8 лет назад +86

    Lewis's response to the last one was silver, gold, and bronze. Love him.

    • @kai326
      @kai326 6 лет назад +1

      t'was Platinum

  • @DatsBoCrapp
    @DatsBoCrapp 8 лет назад +6

    Casting Lewis Black as the literal emotion of anger was the greatest casting choice I may have ever seen.

  • @5HREDD3R
    @5HREDD3R 8 лет назад +13

    I can't believe that he comes up with this hilarious shit on fly. It's amazing.

  • @apatel303
    @apatel303 8 лет назад +26

    They should make this a weekly segment. Lewis Black yells at your roommate

    • @tinyturnip7676
      @tinyturnip7676 8 лет назад

      Maybe switch up who he yells at -- but yeah definitely

  • @Christian-Rankin
    @Christian-Rankin 8 лет назад +25

    Right before the first joke I started to feel a cringe coming on and I ALMOST skipped the video, I'm glad I didn't; it was really good lol

    • @_UPRC
      @_UPRC 8 лет назад +30

      Skip a Lewis Black video!? YOU HEATHEN.

    • @Christian-Rankin
      @Christian-Rankin 8 лет назад

      Daniel Babineau
      It's been a LONG time since I even heard of him; he dropped off the face of the Earth as far as I was concerned, I forgot how game he was...

  • @tarantulaguy1998
    @tarantulaguy1998 7 лет назад +3

    'I could do this every week'. 😂😂😂 He sounds like someone's Grandpa who's never been much of an Internet person and just discovered the Internet and it's array of potential. 😂

  • @rfimor
    @rfimor 8 лет назад +58

    Lewis don't look so well. Makes me worry about his health.

    • @stuntmen75
      @stuntmen75 8 лет назад +38

      I would be more worried if he was not angry.

    • @andrewdenneno653
      @andrewdenneno653 8 лет назад +2

      Looks like he has Parkinson's

    • @Edeinawc
      @Edeinawc 8 лет назад +7

      I think he looks pretty good and very lucid. The man's just old, and there's a dozen of other reasons for shaking besides Parkinson's that are a lot of more common.

    • @tinyturnip7676
      @tinyturnip7676 8 лет назад +1

      It's called aging.

    • @AlfredHawthornBennyHill
      @AlfredHawthornBennyHill 8 лет назад +4

      Again, not everyone ages the same and because of genetics, he's always looked his age and never younger or older. Even his parents have always looked their age. They're almost 100 and even though they don't ancient, they look like they are in their 90s. He once showed a painting of them when they where in their I think 50s and they looked their age. He has said he used to do drugs, he's an ex smoker which damages your skin, he does drink a little, he works all the time which puts a lot of stress on the body causing to not age well, he also said he has a condition where his hands shake though he didn't say what and I doubt it's parkinsons because there are conditions that cause tremors or shaky hands etc like, overactive thyroid, dystonia which is a range of movement disorders which cause involuntary muscle spasms and there is also Essential Tremor, which is what Katherine Heburn had. It causes tremors either in your arms, hands or fingers, but sometimes involving the head, vocal cords or other body parts during voluntary movements such as eating and writing. Also tiredness caused by strenuous activity, anxiety, lack of sleep and taking certain medications can cause it as well, which he has also said he doesn't sleep well, he takes medications, and he does strenuous activity. A noticeable tremor is also normal and it's often caused by a raised level of adrenaline in the body, which can happen when a person is stressed, anxious or angry, which we all know Lewis Black is the King of angry comedians. It could be anyone of those, but personally I think it's the combination of, drugs, smoking, drinking, stress, lots of work and frustration. He's fine, if he were really sick, you would know and with his parents being 96 or 97 and still fairly active, he's got a good chance at that longevity.

  • @sven-vitojohnson5136
    @sven-vitojohnson5136 8 лет назад +45

    Dude. Get lewis on every night. So much better than anything.

    • @Antifadiva
      @Antifadiva 8 лет назад +6

      he needs his own show

    • @refeicul
      @refeicul 8 лет назад

      he had one the root of all evil

  • @arbknight12
    @arbknight12 8 лет назад +25

    Hi Lewis!
    Can you tell my roommate who plays PC video games at an insanely loud volume in the middle of the night to wear headphones?

    • @arbknight12
      @arbknight12 8 лет назад +10

      Not when I'm trying to sleep!

    • @kame6383
      @kame6383 8 лет назад +1

      +arbknight12 Sleep is for the weak

    • @Tracymmo
      @Tracymmo 8 лет назад +3

      You tell him! Don't put up with that shit!

  • @isthisben
    @isthisben 8 лет назад +10

    Please have him back to do that again. So funny seeing y'all together, feels like the good old days of Daily Show!

  • @bacchus8081
    @bacchus8081 8 лет назад +2

    That tinder advice is could actually work!

  • @rashadnagi7531
    @rashadnagi7531 6 лет назад +3

    The face Lewis made when be said "he's gonna like it!" might be the scariest face he has ever made!

  • @ghostparker1987
    @ghostparker1987 8 лет назад +23

    this should be a weekly thing!

  • @Exigentable
    @Exigentable 8 лет назад +31

    cbs has broken colbert as a man. look at the pain in his eyes

    • @BobBob-ui6ot
      @BobBob-ui6ot 8 лет назад +1

      And people think that Lewis Black would join that bandwagon?

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 8 лет назад +7

    WORD OF WARNING!!!

  • @barberman311
    @barberman311 8 лет назад +22

    Give him a weekly segment!

  • @_UPRC
    @_UPRC 8 лет назад +10

    Lewis Black should be on every week, do this with a new topic each time he's on. The guy is great and has become so underused in recent years.

  • @krokodyl1927
    @krokodyl1927 8 лет назад

    LMAO!!!!!!! This should go viral!!

  • @Time-Eraser
    @Time-Eraser 8 лет назад +23

    #LewisBlackLivesMatter

  • @Book7BrokeMyBrain
    @Book7BrokeMyBrain 8 лет назад +6

    LB, THANK YOU for a perfect response to that last complaint.

  • @DrJrGenius
    @DrJrGenius 8 лет назад +31

    Wow that is really good improv

  • @minoxidous
    @minoxidous 7 лет назад +2

    You really should give him a weekly spot. Hilarious improvisation. But it definitely looked like Colbert wasn't interested. How weak of him.

  • @kyleh8248
    @kyleh8248 8 лет назад

    Definitely the next topic for Matt Bellassai

  • @Serena-cq9hn
    @Serena-cq9hn Год назад

    Loved him on daily show with jon stewart😂

  • @GeneralLazySpoon
    @GeneralLazySpoon 8 лет назад +10

    These were fantastic, please do more :D

  • @jerrymartinez4600
    @jerrymartinez4600 8 лет назад

    I miss Lewis Black. He's soo good. Glad to see him on The Late Show.

  • @ktpinnacle
    @ktpinnacle 8 лет назад

    Hi Lewis!
    You could come on the show and whittle, and sell your crafts at the fair!

  • @RainbowPowerRangerX
    @RainbowPowerRangerX 8 лет назад +15

    Haha, Lewis trying to get a new segment on the show.

    • @Gopherzooka
      @Gopherzooka 8 лет назад +2

      really just trying to get his segment from the daily show on the late sgoe

    • @RainbowPowerRangerX
      @RainbowPowerRangerX 8 лет назад +14

      Jared Traxel "I could do this every week! I COULD DO THIS EVERY WEEK!"

  • @factsabouturmum9250
    @factsabouturmum9250 8 лет назад +2

    Does anyone know of any good roommate walking services? My roommate is very high energy and I just don't have time to walk him that much.

  • @minermike61
    @minermike61 8 лет назад +2

    I could see Lewis as a semi-regular feature. Love that anger.

    • @redlion145
      @redlion145 8 лет назад

      You must not have seen the last fifteen seasons of the Daily Show.

    • @minermike61
      @minermike61 8 лет назад

      +Irish Identity No, I didn't. I take it he used to be on that show? Jon Stewart is funny in small doses so I never watched him. Sort of like Kinnear was on Talk Soup.

    • @redlion145
      @redlion145 8 лет назад

      He did short 'anger' bits periodically, as well as political commentary. Sort of in the same roll as the special correspondents (John Oliver, Colbert, Sam Bee) who later got shows of their own.

    • @minermike61
      @minermike61 8 лет назад

      +Irish Identity and here I am just now catching up.

  • @canaan5337
    @canaan5337 8 лет назад +3

    being angry and funny at the same time its gotta be confusing for the people he gets mad at do I laugh or be afraid?

  • @cheripiez67
    @cheripiez67 8 лет назад +2

    lmao @ word of warning he's gonna like it

  • @bigjilms
    @bigjilms 7 лет назад +1

    this could be a great weekly segment :/

  • @djrobl1
    @djrobl1 8 лет назад

    Please bring Lewis Black on the show hes would be the perfect Ying to Colbert's Yang

  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan 6 лет назад +1

    That ending look on his face!

  • @meandmrrogers8696
    @meandmrrogers8696 8 лет назад +2

    Anyone looking for a toilet paper daddy?

  • @MrAdrianaangel
    @MrAdrianaangel 8 лет назад +1

    I think the nail polish ad is following me around.

  • @LiberationMusik
    @LiberationMusik 8 лет назад +3

    Please make this a thing lol

  • @animechuck4219
    @animechuck4219 7 лет назад +1

    He's gonna LIKE it!

  • @richrdoj
    @richrdoj 8 лет назад +1

    If Lewis had a show I would watch it.

  • @SecretGerms
    @SecretGerms 8 лет назад +3

    i think lewis black may actually be god.

  • @dreaminginnoother
    @dreaminginnoother 8 лет назад +1

    Daily Show is dead to me since Jon left. I could use more Lewis Black though. Let him do regular segments!

  • @the81kid
    @the81kid 8 лет назад

    Make Black is Back come back

  • @kevinanderson4704
    @kevinanderson4704 8 лет назад

    WTF is with those glasses Lewis?!?

  • @djlaen7375
    @djlaen7375 8 лет назад +1

    I had the honor of working one of the spotlights during his 2016 tour in Houston a couple of weeks ago. And I'm still laughing after all this time. If you haven't seen his latest tour, do so with a vengeance! And yes, I would love to see LB return with a 'Back In Black' segment.

  • @cowgoesmoo2
    @cowgoesmoo2 8 лет назад +1

    HA HA HA!!!!!!!
    This is particularly hilarious to me because I have a few nutters at my first year in college....

  • @LordOfTheBored
    @LordOfTheBored 8 лет назад

    In Germany we have a poor Daily Show copy called "Die Heute Show" and one character in this show is Gernot Hassknecht who is an ever poorer copy of Lewis Black. Every time I see the original Lewis Black I would like to cry because he was copied so badly

  • @MoffittArts
    @MoffittArts 8 лет назад +1

    He shamed the kinkshamers

  • @Brian-wn2vc
    @Brian-wn2vc 7 лет назад +1

    I'm laughing before he even starts just from thinking about what he's going to say.

  • @j.garcia6098
    @j.garcia6098 8 лет назад +4

    Comedy gold!

  • @Dysgyzed
    @Dysgyzed 8 лет назад

    You wanna talk about *Energizing* a show!
    Lewis Black does that.
    Bring him on permanently for his Bustin' Improv Comedy. Just Tremendous!

  • @Juber777
    @Juber777 8 лет назад

    Lewis Black should get a RUclips page going and make some RUclips Money....just a thought............................ Ah he has one, he should read tweets :)

  • @popeyegordon
    @popeyegordon 5 лет назад

    Black needs to learn to tug down the back panel of his sportcoat as he sits down. He ends up looking like he has no neck.

  • @p5rsona
    @p5rsona 8 лет назад

    This is exactly why I can never get a room mate. So much fucking drama, people getting pissed off at you without even telling you why.

  • @gregorys6838
    @gregorys6838 4 года назад

    Looks a lot like an old Johnny Carson episode brought into the digital domain. Therefore it's different, I guess. To me, it looks like a modern Johnny Carson show.

  • @dale8809
    @dale8809 5 лет назад +1

    His stand up routines are brilliant. Comparable to George Carlin in my opinion.

  • @agriperma
    @agriperma 8 лет назад

    Why do I expect him to yell at any moment? " I am mad as hell and not going to take it anymore "

  • @igorcossack8117
    @igorcossack8117 8 лет назад

    With Trump in office, you'll do well with Lewis Black in your office. Do make him a regular on the show!

  • @saudiman90
    @saudiman90 8 лет назад +2

    فقرة جميلة. أتمنى تتثبت أسبوع

    • @Retrogamepak
      @Retrogamepak 8 лет назад +14

      Please don't blow up this RUclips video.

    • @saudiman90
      @saudiman90 8 лет назад +3

      +TheInterweb'sMaster حسناً ، جعلك الحصبة

  • @eduardo_corrochio
    @eduardo_corrochio 4 года назад

    So good. I don't give a darn if this segment was legit off the cuff or if these guys prepared it in advance-- it's just great.

  • @lovemarwah98
    @lovemarwah98 8 лет назад

    OMG he should be on the show like a reoccurring gag or like this game they play with new internet questions.

  • @PeachesCourage
    @PeachesCourage 8 лет назад

    I really like Lewis Black if I need food to vent injustice you can't beat em'
    When he talks he makes sense too

  • @robertyancey4867
    @robertyancey4867 5 лет назад

    The one...The only...THE FANTASTIC...MR.LEWIS BLACK...😁😁😁😎😎

  • @gingercat777
    @gingercat777 6 лет назад

    Whack him with a newspaper???.....President Spanky was that you?

  • @SZRLM
    @SZRLM 6 лет назад

    Mine hasn't paid his share of utilities in 6months and stole all the forks (we have 3 silverware sets)

  • @ThexInsidexMan
    @ThexInsidexMan 8 лет назад +2

    well this needs to go viral

  • @delpantion6045
    @delpantion6045 6 лет назад

    Lewis Black is my hero. I agree with everything he says ever since the first word I've ever heard him say

  • @fatvirginwithridiculoussta8436
    @fatvirginwithridiculoussta8436 8 лет назад +8

    Too old and kinda shaky. 0/10 wouldn't bang.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 8 лет назад

      what? all he has to do is lay there with his ankles in the air. I'd get done quick though.

    • @NS1973
      @NS1973 8 лет назад +2

      Pretty sure that his antenna doesn't pick up that frequency.

    • @religiousabuse
      @religiousabuse 5 лет назад

      your neckbeard username says all

  • @OneColdMonkey
    @OneColdMonkey 8 лет назад

    Somebody tell Lewis Black he can't look that old until Don Rickles dies.

  • @saintcruzin
    @saintcruzin 8 лет назад +2

    Lmao...

  • @richarddarlington1139
    @richarddarlington1139 8 лет назад +1

    Whole lotta love for Lewis Black up in here!

  • @lafemmecachee
    @lafemmecachee 8 лет назад

    Re: Toilet Roommate: He remembers to bring his phone in the bathroom but not toilet paper?

  • @comnique939
    @comnique939 8 лет назад

    Lewis Black: Everyone's favourite angry man

  • @rafaeltrivino1790
    @rafaeltrivino1790 8 лет назад

    People using the phone while they go the bathroom is so fucked up.

  • @adairia4300
    @adairia4300 8 лет назад

    I love Lewis Black.
    Now I'm a little sad I missed that episode.

  • @rjonboy7608
    @rjonboy7608 6 лет назад

    Yeah, i need more of this. Weekly sessions with my Anger Management Coach? Yeah, I'm already pissed off it's not started! 👺

  • @truantray
    @truantray 8 лет назад

    Lewis has a resting heart rate of 42, anger is excellent cardio.

  • @zachos2
    @zachos2 8 лет назад

    Glad to see Colbert keeping Lewis black segments going.

  • @zeemod1556
    @zeemod1556 8 лет назад +2

    What a legend

  • @JasonGastrich
    @JasonGastrich 8 лет назад +1

    He even got the classic point in at the end.

  • @KRT61
    @KRT61 8 лет назад

    Lewis has gotten some expensive plastic surgery.

  • @bugxmusic
    @bugxmusic 8 лет назад

    never heard of that man before, but damn hes sharp and funny ;)

  • @QuestioningKate
    @QuestioningKate 8 лет назад +1

    Lewis Black is the best ever!

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 8 лет назад +1

    Uncle Louie doesn't look too hot, guys :(

    • @maryschreffler1797
      @maryschreffler1797 8 лет назад +2

      I was thinking the same...he looks shakey and a bit off.

    • @squito94
      @squito94 8 лет назад +1

      +mary schreffler he's always been shakey

    • @VideoJames1019
      @VideoJames1019 8 лет назад

      If this was all on-the-spot, I think he still got it.

  • @nacirema2710
    @nacirema2710 8 лет назад

    This is pure gold.

  • @MissLilyputt
    @MissLilyputt 8 лет назад

    Can this be a weekly segment please? I need this.

  • @rocknrollch1ck
    @rocknrollch1ck 8 лет назад

    This needs to be a thing that happens every week.

  • @ruebert8089
    @ruebert8089 8 лет назад

    i too had a similar roomate, damn cat cost us a fine

  • @treevenewson
    @treevenewson 8 лет назад

    LMAO

  • @MinLee2
    @MinLee2 8 лет назад +1

    That last one was point.