Oh the misery. Every single puzzle is my enemy Editor: Jack Clishem @JackClishem / jackclishem Originally Streamed January 8th 2023 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
One of my favorite parts of the stream is that Jerma and chat didn't know that a good chunk of the puzzles have two valid solutions. So chat was arguing with each other over which was right constantly.
Honestly I respect the game for having 2 solutions to problems but so many fucking puzzles have just 1 way to slove it. I can see why the argument happen. Thank God for 2 solutions.
The whole bit with ordering the books I just imagine jerma working at a quiet library and you can just hear him a few bookcases away from you just raging.
yeah and only a quarter of the class would pay attention while the other 3/4 would be on their phones tweeting about how embarrassing their teacher was that day
@@SneakybeakyScrub if i remember correctly he was a substitute in his early 20's, which would be around 73 years ago, so idk if twitter would have had caught on yet
I once saw Jerma in Vegas. I was super excited! Went up to him to say hello and, of course, he starts opening and closing his hand in a talking motion as soon as I started to say anything to him. When I asked "Uhhh... Is something wrong?" He just said "OH THE MISERY" while rubbing his eyes in a exaggerated crying motion. Never meet your heroes, kids.
He came up to me at the high roller's table and told me I wasn't chilling right then took all of my chips and security didn't even do a single thing about it
I've seen multiple versions of him singing "Oh the misery." All of those versions I saw were pitch corrected. Hearing the original for the first time causes me great pain.
The amount of time it took on stream for Jerma to organize the red books was INSANE; he would get parts right and then break it apart and everyone was saying NOOO
Jerma has watched Arcane Meaning that Jerma has at least heard 2 different versions of Enemy, including one playing every episode Yet he still fucks up not only the lyrics, but also the tone and the tempo. Amazing.
I still wholeheartedly believe that jerma is the type of guy to float when he smells a pie Edit: upon further inspection I have observed that jerma looks like an off brand soldier boy from the boys
That book puzzle at about 2:45 took him SO LONG. Like, you can't tell from this video because it's significantly cut down, but I swear it took him a whole fifteen minutes to finish it
jerma being genuinely hurt by the mods watching Sopranos instead of getting concerned they’re not watching chat has the same energy as a little kid trying to put his finger painting higher on the fridge than his sibling’s
2022: Jerma declares war on humanity, declaring quote “every single person is my enemy”. 2023: Countries scramble to form a defense against jerma. 2026: the war is over, jerma remains the only human left on earth, otto his emissary to all non human species.
They left out the bit where Jerma promises to beat the next puzzle under a certain amount of seconds and he just barely makes it doing that really easy painting puzzle
This is the first time ever where I felt the need to audibly talk to and instruct the person playing how to do something as if they can actually hear me
I love how jerma hasn't realised the song is called enemy and not oh the misery. It's also so beautiful how he has no clue what the lyrics are and is still making it work so well like an angel kissing my eardrums.
7:44 that barcode scanner bit gave me flashbacks to my old cashier job where on some bottles of soda, they put the QR code WAY too close to the barcode, and if you scanned it wrong it would ring up the soda like a dozen times. it was IRRITATING
This is like one of those ads where they play deliberately wrong so you get provoked and download the game
That was me watching him play Mon Bazou
This guy is a DINGUS
every single person is my enemy
Staaaare the infamy
Every single person IS
my enemY EE EEE EE EEE
Everybody wants to be…my enemy
He's letting us know his true intentions... this guy is a PSYCHO
If i catch one person being my friend. Theyre done for
and then he laughed like the green goblin 😭🙏
Jerma still singing the wrong lyrics while staring at the right ones is such a Jerma thing to do
I’m banned from chat
@@californiansniper2133 I'm scared of what you did
@@californiansniper2133 ballfondler?
Crying about everything Jerma does is such a chat move
Every single person
The confidence to do karaoke when he's clearly never heard a human song before is impressive.
he's getting strangled while singing
One of my favorite parts of the stream is that Jerma and chat didn't know that a good chunk of the puzzles have two valid solutions. So chat was arguing with each other over which was right constantly.
Honestly I respect the game for having 2 solutions to problems but so many fucking puzzles have just 1 way to slove it. I can see why the argument happen. Thank God for 2 solutions.
Don't even get started on the ones with three solutions...
the chat when I watched this stream was so toxic and negative 😬, and just straight up insulting the game
@@issu3e regular twitch chat behaviour
@@issu3e Puzzle games do that to chat alot
holy shit this is insane foreshadowing to the imagine dragons puzzle stream
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT
@@Calypsobunz the writers think so far ahead omg... bravo vince
18:40 the ‘AH-HA’ makes it sound like there’s a person who specifically making Jerma sing the song wrong and Jerma just caught him in the act
That’s what he believes
I'm simply amazed by how Jerma both heard and READ the lyrics to this song like a dozen times now, yet still manages to sing none of it correctly.
I've seen an autotune of it and the only part mostly unmodified is the "oh the misery"
CBD does that to you
ruclips.net/video/1rL8v0pikpU/видео.html
Doesn't imagine dragon's lead singer also sometimes sing them wrong lol
almost like it's a bit
The whole bit with ordering the books I just imagine jerma working at a quiet library and you can just hear him a few bookcases away from you just raging.
Jerma in E section bragging about encyclopedia not being a name of a book but it's description meaning it's belongs to a different section.
ive been laughing at "let him cook" for at least 10 minutes
This video has all the essentials:
Enemy by Imagine Dragons
Absurd hypothetical
Captain Crunch
I hope Captain Crunch makes it back for the Rumble
Also terrifyingly unhinged gameplay.
everything is connected. there is no such thing a coincidence
the people in Jerma’s basement: “OH GOD PLEASE GOD NO!!!”
Jerma: “you guys have not entered the chill zone”
me as im being put in the meat grinder
i want to get OUT of the chill zone
thumbnail and title made me feel like a time traveler
jerma singing o the misery to entertain chat bc they were bored is so funny. do u think he did that as a substitute when his students were bored
yeah and only a quarter of the class would pay attention while the other 3/4 would be on their phones tweeting about how embarrassing their teacher was that day
@@bryanzzz748 you guys severly underestimate how old jerma is lol
@@SneakybeakyScrub if i remember correctly he was a substitute in his early 20's, which would be around 73 years ago, so idk if twitter would have had caught on yet
@@retorikhaljesus imagine seeing your old teacher being FUCKING INSANE on RUclips
He did-and then Imagine Dragons STOLE the song idea from their substitute teacher and popularized it.
I once saw Jerma in Vegas. I was super excited! Went up to him to say hello and, of course, he starts opening and closing his hand in a talking motion as soon as I started to say anything to him. When I asked "Uhhh... Is something wrong?" He just said "OH THE MISERY" while rubbing his eyes in a exaggerated crying motion. Never meet your heroes, kids.
that's exactly what I dream of happening though
What an asshole.
But Jerma seems nice though.
He came up to me at the high roller's table and told me I wasn't chilling right then took all of my chips and security didn't even do a single thing about it
"This is what you're doing. This is what I want you to do."
whoever ruins this 420 is soulless
"What do Frankensteins nuts look like?"
I've seen multiple versions of him singing "Oh the misery." All of those versions I saw were pitch corrected. Hearing the original for the first time causes me great pain.
The true misery is caused by jermas gut wrenching rendition of enemy
Where does the "gut wrench" go, is it near frankenstein's nuts?
In all seriousness though, Imagine Dragon's performance was awful lol
The amount of time it took on stream for Jerma to organize the red books was INSANE; he would get parts right and then break it apart and everyone was saying NOOO
i think i actually shed a tear watching it happen
Jerma brain on smart boosters
i won so many bits betting against him
wtf the thumbnail + title became so relevant
Yea lol
9:27 is an A tier jerma noise at least
13:25 too
Jerma has watched Arcane
Meaning that Jerma has at least heard 2 different versions of Enemy, including one playing every episode
Yet he still fucks up not only the lyrics, but also the tone and the tempo.
Amazing.
Idk his rendition is better anyways
he's trying to be funnyyyyy
Jerma during this stream: "Every single chatter is my enemy"
i love the thought of jerma scanning in a pear as an xbox and thinking he has gamed the system
I still wholeheartedly believe that jerma is the type of guy to float when he smells a pie
Edit: upon further inspection I have observed that jerma looks like an off brand soldier boy from the boys
I don't know how you can even begin to suggest Jenson and Jeremy look similar
Soldier Andy
@@SorieI right? Identical would be a better word.
He does the pie float gag in Charlie's Tummy Time stream
Soldier Boy actually looks very similar to Vinny.
Watching this live was both most painful and most entertaining thing ever
watching the book puzzle was possibly the most unchill experience i’ve ever had
My head hurts from the amount of times he was on the right track with the books and went back to matching them, hahaha.
watching this live drove me absolutely insane, chat was so mean when we were supposed to be CHILL
That book puzzle at about 2:45 took him SO LONG. Like, you can't tell from this video because it's significantly cut down, but I swear it took him a whole fifteen minutes to finish it
Jerma hallucinates dragons and chases them around with an axe.
I felt so betrayed when he actually sang the right lyrics in the intro
jerma is like one of those sorting algorithms
Bogosort Andy
OH THE MISERY
Oh the misery
Every single laughter in the halls
Oh the Treachery...
I can’t stress to you how many versions of Jerma singing enemy I’ve watched
I think one of them was just the actual song
"Oh the Treachery" - Imagine H. Dragons, inventor of the misery, after everybody wanted to be his enemy
my dragons are imagining so hard right now
Sound like your got some bad dragons 😉
@@ItsDSP bruh
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my dragons are imagining, so hard right now
My imagine is dragon so hard right now
i genuinely thought this was just going to be him doing the books because that bit felt like 6 hours
The confidence of singing the lyrics is beautiful.
“What do Frankenstein’s nuts look like?”
Can Jerma be featured in Arcane and Jinx just beats the life out of him?
they call him the Meat Grinder Man
kinky
@@achillesreyskens2774 they add him to league as a skin of captain america
Ok, but he has to sing misery
Can Jinx do that to me instead?
did he plan this all along?
Jerma turned 'Oh The Misery' by Imagine Dragons into a hit from the musical Jesus Christ Superstar
Oh the misery, every single person is Jesus' enemy
Falling asleep to jerma and just waking up to him singing imagine dragons is an experience
I love how chat was putting up such a stink about it which just flustered and distracted him so he played even worse so chat complained more XD
this is gonna sweep every category at the jermawards
Jerma's spoken word version of that song is unironically the best
15:03 for those unaware, i'm pretty sure this is right after he pretended he was about to make the "Ooooo Uhhahaugh Ughhhh" noise
i love hiw he shakes his head while singing
every single laughter in the halls
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ACHILL STREAM AND JERMA MADE IT THE MOST FUCKING ANXIETY INDUCING STREAM EVER HOLY SHIT WHATS UP WITH JERMA
Oh the treachery!
Every single laughter in the halls!
jerma being genuinely hurt by the mods watching Sopranos instead of getting concerned they’re not watching chat has the same energy as a little kid trying to put his finger painting higher on the fridge than his sibling’s
14:27 Jerma asking the real questions here
"what do frakenstein's nuts look like"
I can't even make fun of Jerma, literally 90% of these puzzles had me utterly stumped
thank u for the subtitles
2022: Jerma declares war on humanity, declaring quote “every single person is my enemy”.
2023: Countries scramble to form a defense against jerma.
2026: the war is over, jerma remains the only human left on earth, otto his emissary to all non human species.
What about holly?!?
@@lamergamer8211In his unyielding rage and lust for blood, Jerma slew even those closest to him, which he came to regret.
@@lamergamer8211 he fed Holly's corpse to Otto
This whole stream was just the SAW Clock Incident but for the entire stream
They left out the bit where Jerma promises to beat the next puzzle under a certain amount of seconds and he just barely makes it doing that really easy painting puzzle
14:27 *"What do Frankenstein's nuts look like?"*
This is the first time ever where I felt the need to audibly talk to and instruct the person playing how to do something as if they can actually hear me
Whoever made the thumbnail, you're a legend.
oh the treachery
I’m surprised the bit where the mods gave chat a fish was cut it was hilarious
I love how jerma hasn't realised the song is called enemy and not oh the misery. It's also so beautiful how he has no clue what the lyrics are and is still making it work so well like an angel kissing my eardrums.
i’m not able to catch most of jermas streams, so this was the first time i saw the “soprano posting” clip. holy shit that’s so funny LMFAOOOO
every single person...omg...
Wait wtf
I can't sing the real lyrics when I hear this song anymore, I always wind up singing the jerma lyrics
EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS MY ENEMY
Every time he said "walk in" I was waiting for the teacher noise
6:40 Jeremy HATES daft punk
7:48 Jerma letting his true robot form slip
7:44 that barcode scanner bit gave me flashbacks to my old cashier job where on some bottles of soda, they put the QR code WAY too close to the barcode, and if you scanned it wrong it would ring up the soda like a dozen times. it was IRRITATING
Jerma is becoming the best grandpa ever
10/10 best opening
Crying rn
Jerma's single most stressful stream of all time
For the fridge one, I too thought overlapping the items was the way to solve it
love that ending lol good vocals by jerma lol
Chill Stream Lore
“What do Frankenstein’s nuts look like?”
The downfall.
6:37 I can't believe Jerma would slander William Basinski like this
Jerma played heimerdinger in arcane
I will never forget how much frustation was in the chat for this stream, everyone was on a equal level of pain
I’ve seen things… but none of those things have ever pissed me off so much than Jerma not knowing to either quit ranting or to move the bolt downward.
jerma "that absolutely cannot be what it is" 985
I wonder if he'll ever realize that no amount of chill game therapy will fix his Psycho woven brain.
Has anyone made a "ok smart guy. Lets see you take a crack at it" meme with jerma yet? Please tell me some one has.
He’s so old it’s cute
we need a singing night
why is it so funny whenever he does a smoking impression/scenerio??
I can't tell with jerma anymore.
watching this was more mentally taxing than my calculus homework and i fully regret every second of it
There is no way he wasn't absolutely stoned during this stream
chill arc going well
Oh the Treachery