"See that bush? Eat that it tastes good, and you'll feel great!" "See THAT bush? Stay away from that, you'll die in an hour." "Those two are BFFs, so they're impossible to separate."
When Woolie was describing those bushes, it reminded me of a bit from Avatar: TLA when Iroh found this flower which he said could either be one that creates a delicious tea, or one that creates a deadly poison.
My cousin's husband used to work as a cameraman for Naked and Afraid. Some of the horror stories he told me where hilarious and depressing all rolled into one.
6:29 Woolie’s imitation of dudebro sick sith food poisoning due to survival incompetence is one of my favorite things the super best friends ever produced.
It would be like watching her videos, but everything is more censored, only thing not blurred out would be her face and legs. Better yet, get her in Terrace House, at least she'd be happy lol
10:18 That has ALWAYS been my group survival strategy. being the guy that is worth keeping because all I need is water while fat reserves keep me alive.
Yeah, vegans or vegetarians on Naked and Afraid are a great example of how much very specific local knowledge you have to have in order to be a successful hunter-gatherer.
I'm assuming originally they guys behind the show pitch the show as some kind of clickbait "Two strangers of opposite gender naked in the woods. What happens next?". Then the following seasons they lure participants by thinking that they could survive better than the others. They are clever, I give them that much.
I just saw a recap episode where they go through all the contestants that got parasites and diseases, and have shots of them screaming in a hospital bed as the doctor says "There's nothing I can do, whether she lives or dies is up to chance" At least pay for the hospital visit assholes.
Honestly, surviving is simple. Extremely difficult to achieve, but simple. Food, Water and Shelter. Food requires you to either kill something, or know enough about the foliage to know what's edible (honestly, even if I killed something, there's no way I'd eat anything if it wasn't basically burnt to a crisp. There's way too many things that live inside animals to risk for me). Water requires both fire and a container to boil it in, though in a pinch this can be substituted with most forms of running water if you don't mind the higher risk (though don't drink stagnant water, you WILL catch something, no two ways about it). If there's no readily available source of water, then place a long flat surface diagonally above something that can hold water to get some (though it works best for catching rainwater, it also works to collect moisture in the air if your surface is flat enough to aim the runoff. Just be sure to boil it first). Shelter is more complex on account of requiring the knowhow to either BUILD a shelter or find a cave or sufficiently covered area.
shadowace2400 That's ultimately what these shows hope viewers never think about. The fact contestants are trying to survive in places other people have and still are surviving just fine.
Think Season 3 was the last one I saw I remember the guy who drank stream water on like day 4, then tapped an aquifer like 2 hours later setting up clean water for both of the contestants, but the water he drank gave him Dengue Fever or Yellow fever or some shit like that, and he was in the hospital for like 4 months after almost dying that night. The woman survived 18 of the 21 days and only quit due to crippling loneliness and isolation. The other one I remember was a douchebag who had been on Foursome (A playboy channel dating show, where he ended up being a whiney needy bitch trying to hook up with any woman who would talk to him and ended up masturbating alone, in a car, at a drive-in theatre), he was paired with a pretty resourceful woman on some island in the pacific. He acted all tough and like he knew shit, then promptly proceeded to let the woman do everything and "carry" him while bitching that he should be in charge and knows more than this woman who was honestly impressive. Another of his highlights was shitting literally 10 feet outside the shelter structure, and not cleaning it, or at least warning his partner of its existence, and letting her walk in it.
God damn it Matt, I hate reality T.V. but you pitched it so well I'm one episode in and already hooked. I love that hockey player girl, she seems cool. I'm calling hockey girl x culinary kid. Snow boarder x model. Writer x male model. At least at the start until shinnanagins start and tensions rise for the show. I hate myself for enjoying this now...
The new trend is that the guys look lazy. The guy wants to conserve calories. The girl wants to do everything. Sometimes they guy is lazy and sometimes the girl breaks down.
Francisco Vida *gets a boner on stage* "Don't worry, I'm just imagining everyone naked." "Sir, this is a hospital, you're supposed to be performing for terminally ill patients."
True story my brother had a chance to do it. He sent his logged hours doing the Application Trail twice and they said he could go on. But in the end he chose not to go saying it was worth the 5000 in the end and he doesn't want to be naked with some other person lol
I’m glad that these guys introduced me to primitive technology because I recently got into these types of videos but they were kinda hard for me to find. Now I got a whole channel!
Huh, positivity is a strange sight here, usually we all say spiteful things that we don't mean, when we really care. Fuck, is this basically a fan base of tsunderes? God damnit I just realized.
It's weird they didn't mention the woman who laid on her side the entire episode of naked and afraid, and stole her partners tool almost immediately after separating into two camps
It's possible! It's just weird they mentioned all the weak men, but not all the women acting like children once life is hard. The mention the vegan, but don't mention the sex unlike when the guys where they were the focus. Just kinda skewed, since the first season had some weaklings on both sides
I think you're reading way too into this. They clearly said that that was the behavior in the "episodes we saw" and even then I don't know but I think that maybe seeing big "tough guys" planning to go all out and hunt their own food like some sort of jungle badass devolve into huge pussies is probably more funny and memorable than some lady crying lol
Ninja Pirate Rabbit it's possible. It just came off as very biased. Everytime I hear people talk about that show people seem to tiptoe around the "strong confident girl power" women turning into a crying mess within days, but are always happy to laugh at the men doing the same thing.
But what about the episode where some nerdy ass guy survives for like a billion days cuz the woman quit super early and then they send another chick eho also quits all because the guy was obnoxious as all hell.
I feel if we LIKE and promote this video everywhere, the Super Best Friends would be forced to film a Naked and Afraid like video so that they can prove they're better than those dudes.
For some reason I thought Naked and Afraid was a show along the lines of I Shouldn't be Alive. Turns out it is so much stupider than the title suggested. What the fuck am I even listening to. Why. Why is that a concept for a show, let alone one without a prize of any sort. I don't understand.
When I'm naked others are afraid.
"Winning" on Naked and Afraid is basically just being able to put your name up on the Hi-Score board of life.
"Life Bush and Death Bush" seems like a very Avant Garde porno that I would probably watch.
"See that bush? Eat that it tastes good, and you'll feel great!"
"See THAT bush? Stay away from that, you'll die in an hour."
"Those two are BFFs, so they're impossible to separate."
When Woolie was describing those bushes, it reminded me of a bit from Avatar: TLA when Iroh found this flower which he said could either be one that creates a delicious tea, or one that creates a deadly poison.
nine times?
"you opened up my eyes lesbian cop"
This needs to be a t-shirt
Naked and Afraid: Battle Royale.. There, I just made that network more money than they ever wanted.
That's basically The Hunger Games with nudity
So an undisputable improvement.
My cousin's husband used to work as a cameraman for Naked and Afraid. Some of the horror stories he told me where hilarious and depressing all rolled into one.
I'm really interested to hear those stories
@@lelnope30 and he never responded
@@darkslayer1161 rip
Ayo, could we get a short story or two!?
6:29 Woolie’s imitation of dudebro sick sith food poisoning due to survival incompetence is one of my favorite things the super best friends ever produced.
I bet they touch hands, the deviants
Nice try, but I'm no deviant!
James Atkins Nice try but I don't have hands!
Victor Olesso Nice try, but I don't..... touch things?
Nice try, but things don't touch me....*sniff*
Nice try, but no one really tried
Pat is always Naked and Afraid
Joseph Murphy that's my secret cap, I'm always naked... And afraid
Like a toddler.
Das wat happun in da WOOLIE HOLE
Pat is a coward, and everyone is always naked under their clothes, so you're not wrong.
Diego Medina But smaller
"I used to be clothed and brave, but now..." would be the most amazing catchphrase for a person on that show
Adds a whole new meaning to Tear-Ass House.
Holding hands AND kissing?!
The heathens!
When's Hitomi Tanaka going on Naked and Afraid?
Their so large that the censorship block can't block it all out.
what would even be the point tf?
She has no background in survival. It is also a waste of time. If you dont think they would blur her ENTIRE body, you need an internet intervention.
It would be like watching her videos, but everything is more censored, only thing not blurred out would be her face and legs. Better yet, get her in Terrace House, at least she'd be happy lol
That's every JAV ever.
I cannot overstate how funny you guys made this show sound
Whoa, kissing on date one? Show sounds more hardcore than kite runner and la blue girl.
Platano Cruz Damn evoking Kite Runner and La Blue Girl.
Berserk's for babies I watch that House Terrace sh*t.
Naked and Afraid is the title of my book on existentialist philosophy that explores human mortality.
10:18 That has ALWAYS been my group survival strategy. being the guy that is worth keeping because all I need is water while fat reserves keep me alive.
If anything, you can help keep a fire going...which is VERY useful.
And when the food runs out...
Was waiting for this video snippet.
/\ House Terrace
\/ Reality TV
\/ Sanitation
\/ “You’re not Alexander!”
\/ "nice"
Yeah, vegans or vegetarians on Naked and Afraid are a great example of how much very specific local knowledge you have to have in order to be a successful hunter-gatherer.
"I see you're sad that your favorite channel ended. WOULD YOU LIKE A CHANCE TO REMINISCE ON THE GOOD OL' DAYS?!"
-RUclips
Yeah
I'm assuming originally they guys behind the show pitch the show as some kind of clickbait "Two strangers of opposite gender naked in the woods. What happens next?". Then the following seasons they lure participants by thinking that they could survive better than the others. They are clever, I give them that much.
Sounds more like Idiots VS. Nature 2
"Outrun this rock, fucker!"
- Patrick "Short-Pants" Boivin, 2018
Friendly reminder that people on this show get nuffin’ for toughing it out.
Yeah they talk about that
They're paid in E X P O S U R E
But NUMBER GO UP THO
I just saw a recap episode where they go through all the contestants that got parasites and diseases, and have shots of them screaming in a hospital bed as the doctor says "There's nothing I can do, whether she lives or dies is up to chance" At least pay for the hospital visit assholes.
Other than bragging rights that they survived naked for a month with no easy access to food, shelter, modern life....
Honestly, surviving is simple. Extremely difficult to achieve, but simple. Food, Water and Shelter. Food requires you to either kill something, or know enough about the foliage to know what's edible (honestly, even if I killed something, there's no way I'd eat anything if it wasn't basically burnt to a crisp. There's way too many things that live inside animals to risk for me). Water requires both fire and a container to boil it in, though in a pinch this can be substituted with most forms of running water if you don't mind the higher risk (though don't drink stagnant water, you WILL catch something, no two ways about it). If there's no readily available source of water, then place a long flat surface diagonally above something that can hold water to get some (though it works best for catching rainwater, it also works to collect moisture in the air if your surface is flat enough to aim the runoff. Just be sure to boil it first). Shelter is more complex on account of requiring the knowhow to either BUILD a shelter or find a cave or sufficiently covered area.
shadowace2400 That's ultimately what these shows hope viewers never think about. The fact contestants are trying to survive in places other people have and still are surviving just fine.
Think Season 3 was the last one I saw
I remember the guy who drank stream water on like day 4, then tapped an aquifer like 2 hours later setting up clean water for both of the contestants, but the water he drank gave him Dengue Fever or Yellow fever or some shit like that, and he was in the hospital for like 4 months after almost dying that night. The woman survived 18 of the 21 days and only quit due to crippling loneliness and isolation.
The other one I remember was a douchebag who had been on Foursome (A playboy channel dating show, where he ended up being a whiney needy bitch trying to hook up with any woman who would talk to him and ended up masturbating alone, in a car, at a drive-in theatre), he was paired with a pretty resourceful woman on some island in the pacific.
He acted all tough and like he knew shit, then promptly proceeded to let the woman do everything and "carry" him while bitching that he should be in charge and knows more than this woman who was honestly impressive. Another of his highlights was shitting literally 10 feet outside the shelter structure, and not cleaning it, or at least warning his partner of its existence, and letting her walk in it.
FYI you can only get dengue through mosquito bites.
Shitstorm 7 should be all games that only has Tank Controls
God damn it Matt, I hate reality T.V. but you pitched it so well I'm one episode in and already hooked. I love that hockey player girl, she seems cool. I'm calling hockey girl x culinary kid. Snow boarder x model. Writer x male model. At least at the start until shinnanagins start and tensions rise for the show. I hate myself for enjoying this now...
The new trend is that the guys look lazy. The guy wants to conserve calories. The girl wants to do everything.
Sometimes they guy is lazy and sometimes the girl breaks down.
Naked standup comedy is the next step.
Francisco Vida *gets a boner on stage*
"Don't worry, I'm just imagining everyone naked."
"Sir, this is a hospital, you're supposed to be performing for terminally ill patients."
True story my brother had a chance to do it. He sent his logged hours doing the Application Trail twice and they said he could go on. But in the end he chose not to go saying it was worth the 5000 in the end and he doesn't want to be naked with some other person lol
I used to be *Clothed and Brave*
now I’m
*Naked and Afraid*
Holding hands! What are they some kind of history making crusaders of justice!
Gamer Guy if they somehow convince Japanese society that's ok to fuck, definitely
We need an animated version of the lesbian cop story.
..... HEY, PLAGUE! YOU GOT A MINUTE?
..... YES, YOU CAN MAKE THEM SAIYAN AMAZON WOMEN JUST KEEP THE COP SUITS.
I heard rabbits are actually one of the worst things to eat if you're trying to survive.
Somescrub they are lean thats why.
*Parappa the trappa*
Those people are heroes.
This I felt was the best segment of the podcast in a long while.
I’m glad that these guys introduced me to primitive technology because I recently got into these types of videos but they were kinda hard for me to find. Now I got a whole channel!
"Outrun this rock Fucker!"
It says time extended if you eat the right leaf, but if you eat the wrong one, you get a frenzy meter
Holding hands? What is this degeneracy?!
deviant path unlocked
This bit was fantastic
Do you know what episode number this was? I can't find it
Hell yeah Primitive Technology!
Hope your all doing well and if it's not going good for you i hope it gets better for you soon
Thank you, even though i live in Venezuela i am doing pretty good!
Thanks man :)
Thanks dude
Huh, positivity is a strange sight here, usually we all say spiteful things that we don't mean, when we really care.
Fuck, is this basically a fan base of tsunderes? God damnit I just realized.
What was James Franco's and Seth Rogan's respective survival stat scores on naked and afraid?
Pip IV it's in the negatives, they just sat around and smoked weed, then they ate all their rations before the first 2 hours were over.
I bet sbfp naked and afraid would just be a real life "Dont stave"
This is too hot for RUclips.
I fucking hate how Matt says Tear Ass House -_- just like how he says Killer INGstinct. Love you Matt, never change.
Second thing coming up googling Woolie is “Woolie race war” this is a good timeline
vanquish lp WHEN
Survive Stats GOES UP!
Body Mass GOES DOWN!
I have never heard of naked of afraid till now dear God why is it a thing
It's weird they didn't mention the woman who laid on her side the entire episode of naked and afraid, and stole her partners tool almost immediately after separating into two camps
It's not that weird since maybe they haven't seen every single episode
oh shit Honora or whatever, that bitch is fuckin petty
It's possible! It's just weird they mentioned all the weak men, but not all the women acting like children once life is hard. The mention the vegan, but don't mention the sex unlike when the guys where they were the focus. Just kinda skewed, since the first season had some weaklings on both sides
I think you're reading way too into this. They clearly said that that was the behavior in the "episodes we saw" and even then I don't know but I think that maybe seeing big "tough guys" planning to go all out and hunt their own food like some sort of jungle badass devolve into huge pussies is probably more funny and memorable than some lady crying lol
Ninja Pirate Rabbit it's possible. It just came off as very biased. Everytime I hear people talk about that show people seem to tiptoe around the "strong confident girl power" women turning into a crying mess within days, but are always happy to laugh at the men doing the same thing.
Eeh? Eeh? Eeh?
EEEEEEEEHHHHHH
I WANT MORE
“Rocks are powerful”
But what about the episode where some nerdy ass guy survives for like a billion days cuz the woman quit super early and then they send another chick eho also quits all because the guy was obnoxious as all hell.
Do i need to start watching this show now?
Which thing is Matt describing in the first three minutes?
Upside-down Triangle Thingy Terrace House
The Japanese reality show on Netflix that sorta confirms the meme that nobody in Japan is gonna fix that declining birth rate
AM2 Oh, so it's similar to the thing I thought he was talking about, but even better.
AM2 People like hitomi tanaka live there, how is that even a problem.
Convoluted Clarity to be honest, she's like a rare gem in Japan.
How the hell did they get to air people actually HOLDING HANDS ON CAMERA
This is sickening
Bruh, get me in this show. I'm a fatass on keto and practicing intermediate fast. I'd straight wreck the high score just sitting in tha corner.
R.I.P.
What are they talking about?
What episode number is this?
6:49 I N Y O U R W O U N D
A what model??? i need to research this WHAT KIND OF MODEL
angelo luviano gravure
2020! 2020! 2020! 2020! 2020!
The important question is this: Is Taiichi still there?
Video clip the discussion about free to play fighting games.
Outrun this rock, fucker!
I feel if we LIKE and promote this video everywhere, the Super Best Friends would be forced to film a Naked and Afraid like video so that they can prove they're better than those dudes.
no what I want is for them to just invite some Aboriginal bush men from australia, and see how long it takes for them to just say, fuck it new colony.
#ShiBasa best ship on Tear-Ass House
ancestors the humankind odyssey 14:42
Weight Loss Survival by Sitting in the Woods and Not Doing Anything.
Doctors hate this ONE weird trick!
For some reason I thought Naked and Afraid was a show along the lines of I Shouldn't be Alive. Turns out it is so much stupider than the title suggested. What the fuck am I even listening to. Why. Why is that a concept for a show, let alone one without a prize of any sort. I don't understand.
BRUH I WAS EATING DUN GO TALKIN BOUT HAND HOLDIN N SHIT DAS DISGUSTIN