neil used to be a lot more horny than this but larian told him to tone it down 😂😂 so if we think THIS is spicy, i can only imagine how it was originally
I. believe this specific reference is from the graveyard scene where he says something like, "you. I want you." I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure it was somewhere in the graveyard scene
I absolutely agree. Though I would also prefer the less sweet options to my standard alarm. "up you get. come on up you get. there is life in you yet. let's go" feels like someone is interested in whether I get up or not.
@@ArDeeMee Maybe, I'll try to get him to heal me more. Tho its tricky. Im a squishy wizard and he's a badass of the team who's a front liner to kick ass. So maybe thats why I dont hear these much. Maybe I should have him pick me up post battle
I just nearly choked on my burrito hearing him say "let's play doctor" Neil Newbon new what he was doing. EDIT: there was a lot of emotion in that "I forbid you from dying"
20 seconds in and I just fuckin barked out laughing at "Let's keep you cute"! my previous playthrough was one where I flipped everyone's classes. so Astarion was a cleric, Gale was a fighter, Karlach was a warlock, Lae'zel was a wizard, Shadowheart was a barbarian, and Wyll was a rogue. Clericstarion was *such* the stereotypical "healer who's mad at you for getting yourself hurt". XD
i know everyone is swooning over the more... ahem. lines. but personally i love "don't worry, i'm here" and "shh, it's alright" ... that's just so soft
A lot of people saying they didn't hear it, don't worry, make a sorcerer and they will be always having to shout out to heal or alarm you about danger 😂😂😂
I love the interactions that they have in combat when the other part is almost dead. Tav panics when Astarion is low-life if you've romanced him, and the other way around too… I shout internally every time I hear Astarion screaming for my Tav to not die. 😢
all of them being genuinely sweet, flirty and/or a bit humorous, and then "let's play doctor" in the most fuckboy horny tone Neil could've said that 😭😭
@@kassjazzyI heard Tav scream at downed romanced Karlach: "NO, no! Karlach!" But tbh I heard something similar later aimed at Lae'zel, no romance though, just very good relationship: "By the gods, not Lae'zel!"
Yes! My Tav said the same thing when healing him in the Foundry. It made me drop my controller and scream at the screen. She only has 2 levels of cleric, but still.
Man I got SUCH a thrill when my character got downed in combat and Astarion shouted something like, "No, you can't die!" Like omg I was NOT prepared for that. :'3 (Got downed by the hook horrors in the Underdark, for context. Son of a bitch jumped on me and crit me. TWICE.)
Ugh, the best line I ever heard from Astarion was his Dark Urge special 'Oh no my sweet bloodthirsty friend!' when Durge was about to fall or fell in battle... Sad that I have never heard any of these in my 3 runs romancing him lol. Maybe 4th or 5th time's the charm?
i think one of my favorite things is to see, or rather hear, the difference between being in a sticky situation in combat and out of combat : out of combat he's playful about it rather than in combat he takes it so seriously. . I think one of my favorite line is "Death doesn't become you." I don't really know why, but it is. Also, I've heard a couple of them yet since, similar as to a lot of other people, my healer/buffer is Shadowheart (or Wyll or Halsin, I made them able to do the job too in case i need them to be there for certain quests and well, I still want them to be useful lmao).
He does speak some more french if you take the acended astarion path. I think specifically if you're romancing him, after ascension and becoming his consort. If you ask him what you are to him.
I guess you would need to be in quite the peril so he helps you up or heals you XD I always have him as range or melee attacker so I'll def try this out with him as support
if a character is far away and needs to run towards an ally to heal/help them then they might say something on their way there. I've heard my tav say "I'll kiss it better later" when he ran over to heal wyll.
I don't recall getting any of these and currently romancing him. I wish they would fix them. It sucks when my Tav helped him kill Cazador and he claims to love them and he still on occasion says, "Don't touch me!" I just want to say back, "Really? Ouch."
To be fair him saying that is not him being angry at Tav, it's more of an inside joke for the player 😆. When you choose to talk to him / play as him you have to as a player click on him or his icon, thats why he keeps saying it even later in the story. Like "are you well? Stop spamming that poor button and stop bothering my poor icon". At least thats what I get from that interaction, its kinda funny if you ask me.
I don't think I ever heard any of those! Maybe a reaction when my character went down once or twice, but that's it. Shame, because these lines are amazing. :/
*Neil, literally licking the mic at this point*: is that close enough?
Larian: little closer
rofl!
Some say that if you listen close enough you can hear “Stop licking the damned thing!” from a distance 🤔
@@RonnieRoseStso THATS why Gale was yelling about you licking the spider!
I squealed 😂❤
They said "do you watch ASMR" and...
“I forbid you from dying.”
THE WORRY IN HIS VOICE 😭
Omg 😢 Ik
So many of the lines are flirty and/or light-hearted, I think the contrast makes that incredible delivery hit even harder
Also the "I've got you" has the same feeling and I'm just like 😭♥️
2:45 for those curious.
if he tried helping me get up while whispering like that, I'd fall right back down 🤧
I literally clutched my chest when he started to whisper 😂
*Shhh… it’s alright.*
NO IT IS FUCKING NOT
IM ABOUT TO DIE AS THE THIRSTIEST TIEFLING IN HISTORY
@@RedAngelXVTHAT LINE MAN
I might just explode into a mess of pink hearts on the spot
right?? "oh no it seems my knees aren't working, will you help me? (get on them)"
"The kiss of life," "Let's play doctor," goodness gracious. This Man doesn't ever need a distraction injury. He _is_ the distraction.
"let's play doctor" is fucking killing me
Omg, I lost it. I didn't know those were even lines in the game! His character is gonna be the end of me, I swear! 😂😅
Omg I heard his Bard lines were funny, but I'm seeing a Cleric respec in the VERY near future 🥵❤
In front of everyone, too 😅
"maybe the like being restrained" "you look good helpless" im going to DIE
Litterally IF HE DOESNT FUCKING HELP ME UP
I'm making him a pocket healer just for those lines alone.
Those two killed me 🥴
Neil knew EXACTLY what he was doing
It’s 100%
Thirst trapping 5000
neil used to be a lot more horny than this but larian told him to tone it down 😂😂
so if we think THIS is spicy, i can only imagine how it was originally
RIGHT?
*proceeds to let my Tav get hurt more on purpose*
My thoughts exactly 😂 I’ve never heard any of these
In universe they're just a masochist then xD
Not me getting downed on purpose in the hopes of hearing Astarion get all worried about me
I start to understand why the devnote on one of his lines was "only SLIGHTLY horny Neil"
LMAO WHAT
OMFG which one? I feel like it could have been on like 70% of his dialogue
I. believe this specific reference is from the graveyard scene where he says something like, "you. I want you." I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure it was somewhere in the graveyard scene
Curse whoever wrote that note! 😂
If my parents heard the things I said about this man I think they’d stop loving me
real
Are your parents that awful? My condolences. Who you are infatuated with/love/feel lust towards is hardly any of their business.
@@JMOlsen_don't you know what a joke is 💀
@@JMOlsen_ OH NO NO NO! It was a lighthearted joke!! Don’t worry, I’m fine lol
@@JMOlsen_ oh, friend..... that's very sweet of you, though
"You look good helpless" ExCUSEM E???
I had to stop the video for a moment at this part 😂
@@grymmoire real
I need his "Good morning beautiful" as my clock alarm, it'll make waking up a little bit more bearable
I absolutely agree. Though I would also prefer the less sweet options to my standard alarm. "up you get. come on up you get. there is life in you yet. let's go" feels like someone is interested in whether I get up or not.
had that happen this morning with an alarm ringtone of george weasley saying "morning". I've never woken up more pleasantly surprised. xD
Have you heard the wake up he recorded for a fan? It’s not soothing, but it’s peak Astarion and it WILL get you up
@@mrjones2721 where can I find itv
@mrjones2751
Do you know the name of the video? just for curiosity
"Oh, maybe they like being restrained" bashing my head againdt the wall hyperventilatinf
On a genuine note though, all of these are so gentle and sweet, i love supportive astarion sm 😭😭 neil knew exactly what he was doing and its working
who let this man whisper "I'm coming."? because I want to personally thank them lmao. Seriously the whispering sends me gods preserve me.
The fact that it was almost immediately followed by "A sticky situation" had me giggling.
Funny I've never heard him say any of these, but he does yell "get up damn you!" everytime my Tav is downed lol
Same how do we even get these? :">
„Romantic“ implies you have a high approval rating/are in a relationship with him.
@@ArDeeMee My approval is maxed and i still dont hear these
@@FinestFantasyVI Maybe it’s just bad RNG. 🤷♀️
@@ArDeeMee Maybe, I'll try to get him to heal me more. Tho its tricky. Im a squishy wizard and he's a badass of the team who's a front liner to kick ass. So maybe thats why I dont hear these much. Maybe I should have him pick me up post battle
I just nearly choked on my burrito hearing him say "let's play doctor"
Neil Newbon new what he was doing.
EDIT: there was a lot of emotion in that "I forbid you from dying"
Are you saying you need a doctor now? 😂🤔🫢
@eldaroses.g.r.7945 I mean if he's offering 👀
I know, the way he says it lmaooo
And the "Let's lay on hands ;)"
20 seconds in and I just fuckin barked out laughing at "Let's keep you cute"! my previous playthrough was one where I flipped everyone's classes. so Astarion was a cleric, Gale was a fighter, Karlach was a warlock, Lae'zel was a wizard, Shadowheart was a barbarian, and Wyll was a rogue.
Clericstarion was *such* the stereotypical "healer who's mad at you for getting yourself hurt". XD
side note, "you'll be free soon" reaaaaallly twisted something in my stomach. ooh
The conclusion I've reached is that I'm going to switch Astarion to a healer ASAP
i know everyone is swooning over the more... ahem. lines. but personally i love "don't worry, i'm here" and "shh, it's alright" ... that's just so soft
a hudred times this❤🩹❤🩹❤🩹❤🩹
I swear I can hear Neil giggling mischievously after every take.
Just…in general!
His lines feel so intimate, it's like they inspire me comfort while wanting to screech at the top of my lungs at the same time
If Astarion whispered to me like that in bed, I’d never leave
A lot of people saying they didn't hear it, don't worry, make a sorcerer and they will be always having to shout out to heal or alarm you about danger 😂😂😂
It also helps when you dump constitution, because hit points are for peasants
Wizards have d6 hit dice if you want to be on deaths door every battle
My sorcerer ended up being the tank of the party with near equal health to Lae'zel. 😂
"HEAL ME, DAMN YOU"
That's him as a sorceror's beau. 😭😂
@@IrukunTheTuna Not wrong. He definitely shouted that a lot.
That's it I'm giving him a cleric level
Hahaha
I'm tempted to do the same holy fuck
Do a few levels in bard! Then you get these PLUS all of his fabulous vicious mockery and cutting words sound bytes!
Lmao same
@@liamsdms that’s what I’m doing! 😁
I love the interactions that they have in combat when the other part is almost dead.
Tav panics when Astarion is low-life if you've romanced him, and the other way around too… I shout internally every time I hear Astarion screaming for my Tav to not die. 😢
"You're too cute to die." and "Darling, you're too pretty to die."
I CAN SAY THE SAME ABOUT YOU, SIR! 😭
That whispered "I'm coming" at 1:57 is downright scandalous... 😳
LMAO when I heard that one I was like “Neil knew EXACTLY what he was doing with this one”
Followed soon by "A sticky situation" 🥵🤣 how the mind doth wander
Shadowheart it was fun while it lasted but I have a new cleric now
Oh no, suddenly my Tav is about to get really bad at combat for some reason…
This has made me realize how much I _NEED_ Astarion ASMR
oh boy do I have news for you
@@rhenscattersword6979oh, do tell 😳
WHAT NEWS????!!!!!! XD@@rhenscattersword6979
@@rhenscattersword6979 oh???? 👀
@@AirashiiTiayou ruclips.net/user/dervampireprince there patron has the, full length, audios shall we say
The person who decided to glue Neil to the mic for the whispered lines needs a raise
I wasn't expecting being turned on by him whispering...
Really? I wasn’t surprised at all 😊
@@NWard1210 I mean I like when he whispers but "I'm coming" caught me off guard. My body simply wasn't ready.
@@MKanakaredesI have him pickpocketing all the time for like hours so thought I was pretty used to it these are a lot lol
Why is nobody talking about that whispered "I'm coming"??? THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT
all of them being genuinely sweet, flirty and/or a bit humorous, and then "let's play doctor" in the most fuckboy horny tone Neil could've said that 😭😭
"Hello lover" is going to be the death of me.
"Wakey Wakey" and "did I say you could die" are in my top five 😂
He really said "Wakey Wakey" outta nowhere 🤣🤣
My Tav had specific comments when my romanced Astarion got knocked down too
Yeah, my Tav once said "You're a beacon for trouble, love" when she helped him up. Yes, yes he is :'D
After completing his romance I've heard my tav say 'Astarion no! This can't be the end'
@@kassjazzyI heard Tav scream at downed romanced Karlach: "NO, no! Karlach!"
But tbh I heard something similar later aimed at Lae'zel, no romance though, just very good relationship: "By the gods, not Lae'zel!"
@@kassjazzyfor me it was all that my Tav said to him, from the begining of the romance
I didnt know they have more lines
But if you have a good relationship with the other companions, Tav will call them if they fall in battle
This man would be god at asmr
HAHAHA :37 "Let's play doctor!" The way that line was delivered.
I NEED to hear if the other companions have something similar to these
Working on other companions' now.
@@bitterwanderer8710 YES!! You've got yourself a new sub❤
so excited. @@bitterwanderer8710
the silliest thing is hearing these voice lines here, and then playing dark urge and astarion helping my tav and saying “UGH not again”
The Dark Urge says “ Ill kiss it better later” when healing Star in Act 3
WHAT.
Yes! My Tav said the same thing when healing him in the Foundry. It made me drop my controller and scream at the screen. She only has 2 levels of cleric, but still.
I am barking and yelling at my phone what has this fictional man reduced me to
Man I got SUCH a thrill when my character got downed in combat and Astarion shouted something like, "No, you can't die!" Like omg I was NOT prepared for that. :'3 (Got downed by the hook horrors in the Underdark, for context. Son of a bitch jumped on me and crit me. TWICE.)
"Oh! Maybe they *like* being restrained..."
*SIR* ... 👀💧
The whispering...I have discovered I like it...need Gale's next. For science...
Gale's is now available 😉
Some timestamps for the sweeter/more vulnerable/protective Astarion lines:
0:10 - "This should help."
0:18 - "Don't worry, I'm here."
0:21 - "I've got you."
0:33 - "Let's fix you up."
0:39 - "No, no, that won't do."
0:45 - "You're not going down."
0:52 - "Stay strong, darling."
0:59 - "Don't worry, I'm here." (whispered)
1:01 - "Shh, it's all right." (whispered)
1:20 - "You'll be free soon."
1:39 - "I'm coming."
1:44 - "Just a moment..."
1:49 - "Don't worry, I've got you."
1:54 - "It's all right, I'm here."
1:58 - "I'm coming." (whispered)
2:05 - "Don't worry, I'm here." (whispered)
2:07 - "Come on, wake up."
2:17 - "Help is here."
2:27 - "Up you get." and "Come on, up you get."
2:35 - "I've got you."
2:46 - "I forbid you from dying!"
3:01 - "Hold on, I'm coming." (whispered)
3:03 - "Help is here." (whispered)
Bless you
I’ve never heard them in my 8 runs 😮
Ugh, the best line I ever heard from Astarion was his Dark Urge special 'Oh no my sweet bloodthirsty friend!' when Durge was about to fall or fell in battle... Sad that I have never heard any of these in my 3 runs romancing him lol. Maybe 4th or 5th time's the charm?
This improves my brain chemistry and makes my skin glow💅
i think one of my favorite things is to see, or rather hear, the difference between being in a sticky situation in combat and out of combat : out of combat he's playful about it rather than in combat he takes it so seriously.
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I think one of my favorite line is "Death doesn't become you." I don't really know why, but it is.
Also, I've heard a couple of them yet since, similar as to a lot of other people, my healer/buffer is Shadowheart (or Wyll or Halsin, I made them able to do the job too in case i need them to be there for certain quests and well, I still want them to be useful lmao).
I crack up at the line because it reminds me of the movie "death becomes her" 😂. Maybe it is a reference.
Of course it is. @@Alczix
rattling the bars of my enclosure
Astarion: I'm coming.
Me, unable to resist such an opening: I bet you are.
"Wakey Wakey" I'M DEAD.
I NEED THIS MAN.
The first "This should help" literally took my breath away
Oh. My goodness. This is nice.
He sounds so confident in most of them, but the "downed help" ones sound so scared
“you’re too cute to die” and the almost crying “I’ve got you” make me SCREAM
“Let’s play doctor.”
the scream I scrumpt
I saved this for no reason whatsoever.
Brb respecing him to cleric
1:51 Peak murder hobo husbondo
What I’ve learned is I need to be *sneaking* more!
Weird I played over hundred hours with Astarion. He healed or helped my character sooooo often. I never hear him say anything during that 😮
*whispering* “I’m coming”
OMG ME TOO 😭😭😭💀💀💀
That whispered "I'm coming" has me needing a cold shower.
Not me pausing every line to digest them
i was over him for a moment and this brought it back i need thi sman so badly
"I'm coming"
Ha! Me too!
the way this caress my ears lol i-
Well it looks like my character is about to throw herself in front of all the danger she can find
The amount of times I need to pause while playing just because he made some offhand comment like this and it made me go dumb.
Meanwhile all I hear while playing Durge is “NO MY BLOODTHIRSTY FRIEND”
"a little tete-a-tete" omg I NEED to hear this man speaking French
He does speak some more french if you take the acended astarion path. I think specifically if you're romancing him, after ascension and becoming his consort. If you ask him what you are to him.
@@YelloowMelloh I bet he speaks Latin. What does he say in French?
my crops are watered, my skin is clear, i am fed for the night 😩😩😩
the xbox release needs to come out like tomorrow. i'm going rabid over here
I guess you would need to be in quite the peril so he helps you up or heals you XD I always have him as range or melee attacker so I'll def try this out with him as support
the whispering got my head dizzy and my knees shaking
🤫
*Astarion approves*
gonna need to know how to trigger these in-game....for science
if a character is far away and needs to run towards an ally to heal/help them then they might say something on their way there. I've heard my tav say "I'll kiss it better later" when he ran over to heal wyll.
I need to hear this
@@sothesalamilidwontfit Thank you! I've been dying to find out! No wonder my Astarion only speaks incantations when it's a spell cast from a distance.
“Let’s keep you cute” I GASPED 🥹
LETS PLAY DOCTOR!!! 🤣🤣😍😍 Killed me!!
I had already seen the comments about "Let's play doctor" before listening to this video *and somehow it still caught me off guard*
Send help...
"Maybe they like being restrained"
I just died.
I don't recall getting any of these and currently romancing him. I wish they would fix them. It sucks when my Tav helped him kill Cazador and he claims to love them and he still on occasion says, "Don't touch me!" I just want to say back, "Really? Ouch."
Same! Are you on ps5? I feel like a lot of the companion dialogue doesn't trigger, especially in act 3
To be fair him saying that is not him being angry at Tav, it's more of an inside joke for the player 😆.
When you choose to talk to him / play as him you have to as a player click on him or his icon, thats why he keeps saying it even later in the story.
Like "are you well? Stop spamming that poor button and stop bothering my poor icon".
At least thats what I get from that interaction, its kinda funny if you ask me.
I’m on my third playthrough and I didn’t even know this was a thing!🤦🏼♀️
"Healing touch" he sounds like a magical girl
I don't think I ever heard any of those! Maybe a reaction when my character went down once or twice, but that's it. Shame, because these lines are amazing. :/
Best character is the whole game voiced by a gifted actor omg.
"Oh, maybe they like being restrained. . ." HELLO?????
Oh god these are so gooood
The whispering with headphones on... Just... I cant
the whispering...oh god
This makes for great ASMR. 💞
im going to go insane
sorry boys, y'all can't compete
what a treasure trove of a video
Ngl, I think I’d get wounded on purpose. I have lost my mind, and it’s entirely his fault.
These are sweeter than I thought they’d be
My fav shit is whenever i click on Astarion to do some sneaky stuff, he says "Don't touch me!" cracks me up every time.
My tav is going to pretend to faint A LOT now that they heard this. haha
"Lets play doctor" omg my soul disapparated
“i’m coming”
oh???