Cedar Point Employee Training Video

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
  • This training video shows you some of the behind-the-scenes training amusement park workers go through. Find out how they keep rides safe, the park clean, and everybody having fun!
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  • @Huggbees
    @Huggbees  2 года назад +1523

    Big thanks to Defunctland for helping with this video. Check out Kevin's channel for more Amusement Park based content: ruclips.net/user/Defunctland

    • @darthraider450
      @darthraider450 2 года назад +51

      @Enda Solac 👍🏿 is uncensored s*x a new amusement park?

    • @Shadnasiku
      @Shadnasiku 2 года назад +21

      The man! I unironically pogged when I herd his voice.

    • @Deveron4
      @Deveron4 2 года назад +25

      Dude. Disable links in comments. These bots are the worst.

    • @Stonedmug
      @Stonedmug 2 года назад +1

      Nicely done it’s crazy think your content is getting better after every upload

    • @jordancambridge4106
      @jordancambridge4106 2 года назад

      Me impersonating Arnold SwartzenGerman: I hereth thee thankith thee I hereth thee thank thee with much more than much.

  • @JanxakaJX
    @JanxakaJX 2 года назад +1386

    “All rides have a height limit, but some, excluding your mother, have a girth limit.” Just brilliant!

    • @FDG323
      @FDG323 2 года назад +19

      Lovely that your mother is a ride is it not?

    • @Issame-xu5ur
      @Issame-xu5ur 2 года назад +2

      Y'all heard of the new ride? It's called "Tú madre es gorda".

    • @FDG323
      @FDG323 2 года назад +12

      @@Issame-xu5ur that is the single worst ride name I have heard in the past 2 years. The crematorium creamery would bring more profits with it's slogan of "how does grandpa taste as a fire type?"

  • @improvcomedy14
    @improvcomedy14 2 года назад +2596

    Thank you for spreading awareness about this. I hate it when people get away with eating ice cream without a license.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 2 года назад +8

      O0○ㅇHㅐ!
      _Those_ types o' ppl really melt my scoops...
      🍦bastards..!
      🔥
      🤬

    • @reginaldbrown1076
      @reginaldbrown1076 2 года назад +10

      Honestly me too bro I especially hate it when those same bastards feed it to their children as well. This is highly unethical😡

    • @Xxbootywizardx420
      @Xxbootywizardx420 2 года назад +3

      It’s a true shame people just think they can go around willie nillie eating ice cream without a license truly

    • @KaisShadow-e5d
      @KaisShadow-e5d 2 года назад +3

      The worst kind of criminals

    • @WhoisVinnie
      @WhoisVinnie 2 года назад +3

      Aw crap

  • @WeakRoast
    @WeakRoast 2 года назад +1001

    As an Ohioan who has gone to Cedar Point at least once a year for my entire life, I support this video.

    • @jenk7138
      @jenk7138 2 года назад +7

      Same!!! ❤️

    • @squillz8310
      @squillz8310 2 года назад +13

      I live 8 hours south of Sandusky, and I've only been to Cedar Point twice. But I'm a huge coaster enthusiast, and I want to go back as soon as possible. Not to mention how beautiful Lake Erie is from the top of Millennium Force or Top Thrill Dragster.

    • @pthelynese
      @pthelynese 2 года назад

      Same!

    • @Kevin-od3zh
      @Kevin-od3zh 2 года назад +18

      As a Michigander who loves cedar point I can say with full confidence that Ohio sucks. (Besides cedar point)

    • @jabrenthompson5884
      @jabrenthompson5884 2 года назад +4

      The one thing I miss after moving to the west from Cleveland. Such an amazing park

  • @brandonjustis
    @brandonjustis 2 года назад +1722

    this whole thing was hilarious, especially the reminder that time is a cruel mistress that will never cease to make us feel bad about the inevitable. and the defunctland feature! love 'em!

    • @Sxcheschka
      @Sxcheschka 2 года назад +1

      I saw it as either way you're fucked cause everywhere sucks. But so what lol.

    • @joshdfox420
      @joshdfox420 2 года назад +10

      "It's your duty to remind guests to NEVER get pregnant,because that involves having sex and that is gross" lol

    • @Raychases1fan
      @Raychases1fan 2 года назад +3

      It’s not a joke

    • @Sxcheschka
      @Sxcheschka 2 года назад

      @@Raychases1fan your mom's a joke.

    • @joshdfox420
      @joshdfox420 2 года назад +4

      @@Raychases1fanIndeed, Huggbees only speaks the truth!

  • @LenkyLad
    @LenkyLad 2 года назад +575

    Somehow I didn’t anticipate Defunctland making a guest appearance in a theme park related video.

    • @charlestoncooper5265
      @charlestoncooper5265 2 года назад +16

      exactly like it’s the right place for it but it makes sense

    • @FearMonarch
      @FearMonarch 2 года назад +4

      Such a welcome surprise, my expectations got subverted for sure

    • @NewfieMan98
      @NewfieMan98 2 года назад +6

      When I saw the community post about an amusement park video I was like "huh, imagine if he got Kevin in. How would that work? Nah."

    • @thegooldash2443
      @thegooldash2443 2 года назад +4

      At first i thought it was the intro to a defunctland video so my surprise was doubled when i heard kevin

    • @armygamelover
      @armygamelover 2 года назад +2

      I was expecting a GP to Enthusiast cameo, if anything

  • @evillecaston
    @evillecaston 2 года назад +2556

    I've been to Cedar Point many times, and this is completely accurate. One time I was riding the Gemini, and a steel beam came loose and nearly tore my nose off (old coaster, it happens). Thankfully once the ride was over, a kind employee rushed over to me and reminded me not to bleed out in front of other guests. Safety first!

    • @L3onking
      @L3onking 2 года назад +48

      Omg I'm so happy you're okay

    • @DIVISIONBYZEROE
      @DIVISIONBYZEROE 2 года назад +149

      glad you’re ok that does not sound like a hoot and a holler. At least you weren’t eating ice cream without a license.

    • @damiencouturee6240
      @damiencouturee6240 2 года назад +61

      I forget what park I went to as a kid, but it had that ride where you sit in a seat, it brings you wayyyy up and then drops you. Well I was too small for it I guess because my shoulders came out of the harness and I had to grab onto the chair on the way down. 0/10 never tried that again, still won't, no thanks.

    • @dogthievery101
      @dogthievery101 2 года назад +34

      @@damiencouturee6240 happened to me, too at lagoon when i was 8 or 9. too small to ride it and didn't notice i was falling out of it as the ride dropped, but my dad grabbed me.

    • @glogue2070
      @glogue2070 2 года назад +37

      BROOOO I WAS ON THE OTHER COASTER WHEN THAT HAPPENED, i saw it hit you

  • @FlameDarkfire
    @FlameDarkfire 2 года назад +266

    With injured guests, remember ABC:
    A
    Bone
    Coming out of your body is very bad

  • @MrCupcake946
    @MrCupcake946 2 года назад +78

    "Cleaning the park is a mandatory part of your duties, and it's important that our park stays clean so out ticket prices can stay high" sounded so much like a Roller Coaster Tycoon tutorial

  • @LPgamemusic
    @LPgamemusic 2 года назад +632

    "TO KEEP OUR HANDYMEN ON THE PAYROLL, PRETEND TO FIND A PROBLEM ON THE RIDE YOU'RE ASSIGNED TO"
    as a ride op....
    yes.

    • @molestingfood
      @molestingfood 2 года назад +2

      Andyluc is that you? You friggin nerd

    • @LisaMarieMJ
      @LisaMarieMJ 2 года назад +20

      “And then flirt with the cute ones and date them” like I did. 🤣

  • @darthraider450
    @darthraider450 2 года назад +673

    "All amusement parks are equal, but some amusement parks need Mark Rober to expose their scam games", Huggbees Cooders, 2022.

    • @inazumarai7690
      @inazumarai7690 2 года назад +8

      when I learnt about the carnival games tricks, I pledged to never play one for the rest of my life.

    • @darthraider450
      @darthraider450 2 года назад +11

      @Enda Solac 👍🏿 begone bot, back to your cesspit.

    • @OverlyScarce
      @OverlyScarce 2 года назад +6

      @Enda Solac 👍🏿Thy shall not simp

    • @GldnClaw
      @GldnClaw 2 года назад +1

      I knew Mark Rober. He's LDS and my nickname for him was Brober back in the day.

    • @coachmcguirk6297
      @coachmcguirk6297 2 года назад +2

      Just imagine... one more "b" and he would be mark robber, the criminal mastermind.

  • @captain_commenter8796
    @captain_commenter8796 2 года назад +591

    Huggbees is the type of guy able to use a “Yo momma” joke and still make it funny.

    • @Gaminghunter2000
      @Gaminghunter2000 2 года назад +8

      Yo momma jokes are the funniest shit?????

    • @darthraider450
      @darthraider450 2 года назад +9

      @@Gaminghunter2000 that's what she said

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 2 года назад +6

      I just imagined this in his voice and you're so right

    • @wrytte
      @wrytte 2 года назад +2

      Mattcolbo tho

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 2 года назад +1

      I remember the tequila video where he said “then, the agave is placed into a machine called ‘tu madre gordo’.”

  • @thunderbro7
    @thunderbro7 2 года назад +350

    It's actually hilarious how close parts of this are to the original training video.

    • @christopherprivett3344
      @christopherprivett3344 2 года назад +11

      @@sosexyimsexy2567 literally.... what?

    • @PhrogOfficial
      @PhrogOfficial 2 года назад +17

      @@christopherprivett3344 Its a bot, just report it

    • @stevenfisher7828
      @stevenfisher7828 2 года назад +5

      Love the pfp dude

    • @justina1909
      @justina1909 2 года назад +5

      @@sosexyimsexy2567 you're right, that was my favorite quote form this video

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Год назад

      That’s the whole premise of this channel. He makes a crude approximation of the original, but with outlandish descriptions rather than real ones. If you look at some of the original How It’s Made videos, you’ll see that he always roughly follows the original in his video.

  • @ThePuzzledboy
    @ThePuzzledboy 2 года назад +92

    First Crystal Pepsi, then Outside In, now this.
    How is it every time someone makes a YTP, it's not long before you make a joke dub with the same source?
    Testament to the Grindset, though. Mad respect, regardless.

    • @Huggbees
      @Huggbees  2 года назад +76

      Been watching YTP's for about 11 years now. They're in my blood.

    • @borby4584
      @borby4584 2 года назад

      Which YTP is this referring to?

    • @ThePuzzledboy
      @ThePuzzledboy 2 года назад +5

      @@borby4584 "Seeder Point" by DaThings.

  • @lordz19
    @lordz19 2 года назад +117

    Straight off the recording of a podcast episode, Andrew has created another banger.

    • @erismason3441
      @erismason3441 2 года назад +1

      I think using the word "banger" draws the porn bots in faster.

  • @Plasmacore_V
    @Plasmacore_V 2 года назад +328

    Remember:
    if a kid isn't tall enough to ride and Karen says, "But they let him go on it before!" or "The manager said he could ride anyway" then it's okay to let them ride.
    Also if a guest asks you to ignore safety rules and says "It's okay, I won't sue." Then not only will something _definitely_ not go wrong but they really won't sue.

    • @the_inquisitive_inquisitor
      @the_inquisitive_inquisitor 2 года назад +28

      If they could afford a lawyer they'd have gone to Disney.

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 2 года назад +5

      @@the_inquisitive_inquisitor fair, fair statement

  • @kevinkohr1695
    @kevinkohr1695 2 года назад +598

    I am a former Cedar Point employee and I would like to know how you obtained this video? This breaks all safety protocol showing this to the general public and puts everyone at a disadvantage in the yearly off season war. Many people will now be buried in those blue and red rides uniforms, those yellow sweeperette uniforms, and those green and purple games uniforms!

    • @thadmeboy1129
      @thadmeboy1129 2 года назад +15

      Definitely a federal agent

    • @queefcheif9306
      @queefcheif9306 2 года назад +12

      He obtained it through a dream given to him by God

  • @ievyer
    @ievyer 2 года назад +27

    5:58 "claim your prize"
    i love huggbees videos

    • @thisguyplays71
      @thisguyplays71 Год назад

      I just claimed my prize, get yours today

  • @Pokefan220195
    @Pokefan220195 2 года назад +119

    Did you really get Kevin Perjurer to read that ending?
    You're legendary

    • @JE-zl6uy
      @JE-zl6uy 2 года назад +6

      I also had to double take...

    • @CMBlue
      @CMBlue Год назад

      Shit was like a marvel post credits scene

  • @imustbecrazy5626
    @imustbecrazy5626 2 года назад +206

    The 'pay attention to the kids' part is actually in the Disney manual.
    We got credits for pointing out "sexy" kids to our manager.
    A lot of kids went missing in 1998.
    But that never left the park.
    What happened in Disney stayed in Disney.

    • @burnttoast9081
      @burnttoast9081 2 года назад +14

      If this is true, I'm certainly not surprised there are pedos in Disney Park Management.

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 2 года назад +21

      @@burnttoast9081 pedos TARGET jobs at places like that.

    • @tangyturtle8745
      @tangyturtle8745 2 года назад +25

      @@burnttoast9081 I'm like 90% sure OP was joking

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 2 года назад +33

      I thought you were supposed to point out kids that could replace the dead ones on "it's a small world"

    • @TheSonicsean
      @TheSonicsean 2 года назад +20

      Whew, thank God I was an ugly kid. I made it out ok

  • @boxinajar3143
    @boxinajar3143 2 года назад +58

    So smart to get the Perj to help with this project! Absolutely hilarious to hear him outside of Defunctland. Another smash hit!

    • @charlestoncooper5265
      @charlestoncooper5265 2 года назад +6

      exactly the funniest part is that my brain is hardwired to accept whatever he says as fact when it comes to theme parks so i kinda nodded along to it

  • @AmusementLabs
    @AmusementLabs 2 года назад +138

    The handicap part is sadly still alive and well. I went to Six Flags Magic Mountain and they decided to smash their flashpass line and ADA line together so even though I'm going to a different line I have to ask people to let me by so I can get to it. That went about as well as you'd expect.

    • @SpicyButterflyWings
      @SpicyButterflyWings 2 года назад +25

      Like the video said, legally they have to allow it, but they don't have to agree or advocate for disabled people wanting to enjoy amusement parks.

    • @phsyco_gaming6262
      @phsyco_gaming6262 2 года назад +1

      I went to 6 flags with my ex a couple of times who has type 1 diabetes and they gave her the ADA pass. At our 6 flags, the ADA line is literally the exit line which is separete from the flash pass

    • @joeyvindictive3552
      @joeyvindictive3552 2 года назад

      @@phsyco_gaming6262 I can't tell if you're joking. My ex also has type 1 but she was perfectly capable of standing in line 🤣

  • @Plan-xb1hs
    @Plan-xb1hs 2 года назад +460

    As someone who has had the displeasure of going to Cedar Point, I’m shocked that there wasn’t a segment of the training video about how to ignore, mistreat and talk down to customers trying to buy tickets at the front gate.

    • @DeagleGamesTV
      @DeagleGamesTV 2 года назад +46

      should have paid entry explicitly with late 90's early 2000's mountain dew cans.

    • @augusth8895
      @augusth8895 2 года назад +20

      Get the tickets online, they’re cheaper

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 2 года назад +12

      That section of operations is covered in the Advanced Topics Addendum.

    • @1piemanpie
      @1piemanpie 2 года назад +14

      Clearly you've never been to a six flags park

    • @chrisfrommrbeast
      @chrisfrommrbeast 2 года назад +5

      I once was going to go to Cedar Point, but then a small hurricane hit it on the day we were supposed to go. Haven't gone still.

  • @TehDPeh
    @TehDPeh 2 года назад +30

    This might be about a specific park but totally reflects the same experience you’ll have at ANY Cedar Point property. Completely accurate.

    • @EastImp
      @EastImp 2 года назад

      Up in ohio by Lake Erie there is a cedar point park called Cedar Point

  • @jim_is_missing
    @jim_is_missing 2 года назад +26

    As someone that worked at cedar point, this is the exact training video I was showed when I started.
    It's very informative.

    • @evervirescent
      @evervirescent 2 года назад

      i heard that they wiped employees’ memories after they left, but i guess that’s just a rumor

    • @nikolasperez7745
      @nikolasperez7745 2 года назад

      How hard were the Barbagazis to deal with?

  • @josephshindell4530
    @josephshindell4530 2 года назад +16

    "On holidays up to 5 children lost is acceptable" killed me 😭

  • @redbeard716
    @redbeard716 2 года назад +15

    Dammit man!! I worked there in 1998!! Why you gotta bring up nostalgia from when I was younger and didn't have so many responsibilities!!
    *shakes fist /throws out back*

  • @maenad1231
    @maenad1231 2 года назад +45

    “You’re only getting older”
    Me: It hurts

    • @CathrineMacNiel
      @CathrineMacNiel 2 года назад +2

      the dead silence was what hurt the most.

  • @yabattler
    @yabattler 2 года назад +70

    As someone who used to be a ride operator at a themepark, this was the best thing I've ever seen. Pretty spot on with how close to the surface the "safety [not getting sued] is our first priority" thing runs through all of the training.

  • @iana1641
    @iana1641 2 года назад +22

    Defunctland will turn a sane man into a themepark nutter. I will never be the same.

  • @lilythearcticfox
    @lilythearcticfox 2 года назад +136

    I've been to Cedar Point, this is exactly what happens, I remember how much fear I could sense in the employees

  • @tabby5228
    @tabby5228 2 года назад +31

    Man, this takes me back. Worked there years ago, and it all feels too recent. Especially the invasion.

  • @snapkickUUUU
    @snapkickUUUU 2 года назад +18

    It's butts nuts how long you've been able to keep this gimmick fresh, finding new styles and jokes the entire way, and I'd say this is easily one of your best, next to the Inside Out one.

  • @TheScienceNerd100
    @TheScienceNerd100 2 года назад +26

    As a former theme park ride operator, they used this same video to train us. Thank you for sharing with everyone how safe they will be with our proper training.

  • @sjk5326
    @sjk5326 2 года назад +36

    As someone who actually is a ride operator, I wish this is what our training was like

  • @marcosgin777
    @marcosgin777 2 года назад +50

    The “grandma will live another year, probably” implies that they keep you there as a park empty for a whole year

  • @clownfromclowntown
    @clownfromclowntown 2 года назад +250

    Being from Ohio, I gotta say cedar point is the only thing keeping us from just embracing the corn fields and disappearing off this plane of existence

    • @MetanoiaMan
      @MetanoiaMan 2 года назад +13

      Don't forget the abandoned factories!

    • @sml2k186
      @sml2k186 2 года назад +11

      @@MetanoiaMan we’re not all like Cleveland luckily

    • @clownfromclowntown
      @clownfromclowntown 2 года назад +7

      @@sml2k186 unfortunately I am from Cleveland

    • @porguinturtle3854
      @porguinturtle3854 2 года назад +7

      @@sml2k186 y’all are probably just like corn, void, and Cleveland

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 2 года назад +4

      What about tires/rubber, steel, automotive, seaports, hygene products, chemicals, grocery store/food companies, cherries, berries, apples, pears, plums, higher education, pigs/pork, vegetables, other theme parks, hay/alfalfa, cultural arts/music, sports/hockey, and NOT being Detroit?? 😁😁😁
      I forgot WKRP in Cincinnati... 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @lucid2957
    @lucid2957 2 года назад +80

    Your videos really do genuinely make my day better(or at least that hour of the day). I don't know how one person can be so funny.

  • @simonwaffleman
    @simonwaffleman 2 года назад +11

    I didn't read the description before playing. Love the inclusion of Defunctland.
    Caught me off guard and laughed my ass off.

  • @zaneworldslayer
    @zaneworldslayer 2 года назад +10

    I think one of my favorite aspects of this whole thing is how dense the jokes are packed in to the whole video.

  • @TaiZidek
    @TaiZidek 2 года назад +9

    Hearing Kevin's voice made me so happy! Defunctland is one of my favorite channels!

  • @fredrickseiler4492
    @fredrickseiler4492 2 года назад +5

    Cedar Point is actually a super fucking cool amusement park. This is great.

  • @samsonk2077
    @samsonk2077 2 года назад +137

    9:36
    In order to refill the fire extinguisher, would you use a refilling machine or just a regular filling machine?

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 года назад +15

      Dont you fucking talk about refilling machines, we all signed a pact and I expect you to hold to it

    • @sml2k186
      @sml2k186 2 года назад +19

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 the pact was broken 20 years ago after the filling machine wars kicked off

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 года назад +11

      @@sml2k186 Just because some people choose not to be patriots because of a little skirmish doesnt mean I do. These colors dont run

    • @the_inquisitive_inquisitor
      @the_inquisitive_inquisitor 2 года назад +3

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 Lol I'm sorry... WHAT?
      I feel like I'm missing out on some lore here...

    • @gamepro0167
      @gamepro0167 2 года назад +2

      @@the_inquisitive_inquisitor they’re talking about the filling machine wars

  • @gavind351
    @gavind351 2 года назад +27

    I remember one time my school's choir tried to get people onto a field trip to cedar point. I was sick when that day arrived (and I wasn't planning on going anyway) so I stayed home. It ended up raining the day they went and around 20 people got sick and they all described the park to me as "boring when without friends"

  • @shifty913
    @shifty913 2 года назад +4

    I now have to meet with my supervisor for watching this video during work. I was in tears the whole time then when Defunctland started talking. I screamed "Fuck yeah!"

  • @tescomealdeal9901
    @tescomealdeal9901 2 года назад +15

    Never seen a cedar point nor was aware of its existence before this video but after watching, I can absolutely confirm this is accurate and I now want to work at cedar point

  • @Nitrolord
    @Nitrolord 2 года назад +5

    "None of the rides have a girth limit, excluding your mother"
    That might have been the most naturally-placed roast of all time what

  • @Saavedra765
    @Saavedra765 2 года назад +8

    Man you just got off of doing the official podcast now RUclips this is great

    • @jamess.7811
      @jamess.7811 2 года назад +3

      @Enda Solac 👍🏿 gay

  • @31704
    @31704 2 года назад +13

    "World ending corn dogs" made me laugh more than it should have.

  • @Ravi_34
    @Ravi_34 2 года назад +7

    You are a legend, I love Kevin and his content! One of the best videos you’ve made so far.

  • @Kurtikai69
    @Kurtikai69 2 года назад +4

    2:22 favourite quote of the video

  • @RedxCarmine
    @RedxCarmine 2 года назад +46

    I loved Cedar Point as a kid. Can confirm all of this is true. The cocaine really did wear off!

  • @dansintheband
    @dansintheband 2 года назад +7

    Can confirm that Worlds Of Fun is doing just fine and gearing up for another season of avoiding lawsuits.

    • @karnickel-s33d16
      @karnickel-s33d16 2 года назад

      My dad was able to buy his first car because he split his head open on the Timber Wolf.

  • @PSroka
    @PSroka 2 года назад +9

    please more of this, it was perfect ♥️

  • @calla6141
    @calla6141 2 года назад +12

    As a Michigander that works at Cedar Point I can say that this video is 100% true

  • @Hallwo_333
    @Hallwo_333 2 года назад +1

    DUDE I can't believe you got Defunctland on this, these videos just keep getting better

  • @stygian4029
    @stygian4029 2 года назад +1

    I thought I’d never hear “cedar point” again after moving to california. This made me smile. So many good memories there

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 2 года назад +7

    These two guys are great, especially Dickkinsel, though he does sound like he would talk to me about FastPasses

  • @x_dexie1991
    @x_dexie1991 2 года назад +27

    Directions unclear, where do we hide the kids when they stop breathing so we don't get another lawsuit?

    • @ChaoticAphrodite
      @ChaoticAphrodite 2 года назад +8

      Where do you think ride grease comes from?

    • @x_dexie1991
      @x_dexie1991 2 года назад +1

      I thought it came from the cats and dogs we confiscate at the gate

    • @Jadriam
      @Jadriam 2 года назад +1

      @@x_dexie1991 I thought that's what the fake dogs were made from? I need to re-watch the training video now.

    • @mrwoodchuck94
      @mrwoodchuck94 2 года назад +2

      In the trash compactor

  • @sml2k186
    @sml2k186 2 года назад +4

    As someone who worked for cedar fair, I can confirm this is the crazy shit we’ve had to see while working

  • @prodmvp
    @prodmvp 2 года назад

    This will forever be my greatest introduction to a channel ever

  • @sonarium3542
    @sonarium3542 2 года назад +4

    10:30
    *it really is lonely out here in the mid-west*
    -Someone that lives in Southeast Indiana

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 2 года назад +1

    I love the corpritist dystopia you build in these videos, such a fun apocalypse.
    Too bad we're just stuck with drowning and drought...

  • @PaulyPop
    @PaulyPop 2 года назад +10

    I’ve worked at one of cedar point’s amusement parks. 6/10
    It mostly depends on how many employees are hired and their attitude. Unfortunately my team was mostly around the 16-18 age and their work effort wasn’t all their. But can’t blame them, they are only in high school
    Worked in food and beverage department and sadly the supervisors didn’t put more focus on safety but instead wanted more efficiency.
    Feel free treat this comment as a AMA

    • @EastImp
      @EastImp 2 года назад +2

      How do i breathe

    • @am_chicken
      @am_chicken 2 года назад

      They ever ask you to hide stuff from health inspectors or anything like that?
      Or hiding less than ideal/safe things from the customers?

  • @badatgaming
    @badatgaming 2 года назад +2

    I love this. I wish I could smuggle the Knott's Berry Farm training videos out for you.

  • @MotJ949
    @MotJ949 2 года назад +4

    I feel like this is the era of “America’s Roller Coast, celebrating 125 years of cheap thrills”

  • @NailTransGayming
    @NailTransGayming 2 года назад +1

    The surprise defunctland cameo had me screaming. Top tier content as always.

  • @icycrusader1947
    @icycrusader1947 2 года назад +6

    2:08 Depends on the popstar in question.

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka 2 года назад +1

    I like how you can tell this is the most accurate one yet because of all the comments saying so

  • @50shadesofu80
    @50shadesofu80 2 года назад +4

    5:51 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just pissed someone's pants

  • @zorin79
    @zorin79 2 года назад +1

    Wonderful video and quite a treat to hear Mr. DEFUNCTLAND HIMSELF!

  • @SwellHell.
    @SwellHell. 2 года назад +4

    “Desire the children” -Huggbees 2022

  • @villainouschance3182
    @villainouschance3182 2 года назад +2

    The defunctland cameo was unexpected to be sure but amazing

  • @reeloriginal3359
    @reeloriginal3359 2 года назад +4

    I worked at Carowinds recently (a sister park under Cedar Fair) and the orientation video they played for everyone was extremely similar to this one. Very outdated.

  • @neking03
    @neking03 2 года назад +2

    I worked a few summers at an amusement park in New Hampshire that looked a lot like this one. I wouldn't say it was soul crushing, but that has been said by others who worked there.

    • @swordage
      @swordage 2 года назад +1

      Even visiting Canobie is soul-crushing, much less working there.

  • @ottoossy
    @ottoossy 2 года назад +17

    as a local native who goes here every year i can attest you need a license to eat icecream
    (i have now realized someone else also commented this, hello ohio friends)

  • @dejboi
    @dejboi 2 года назад +1

    Look man idk if this means anything to you but your vids always put a smile on my face no matter the times. I could be shitting out a huge glass covered cactus during my 4th year level quantum thermodynamics final, or I could be just depresso espresso, or I could be dreaming about my crush liking me back, it really doesn’t matter, your off brand comedy always makes me smile.
    So thank you :)

  • @GermiesCoasterYard
    @GermiesCoasterYard 2 года назад +5

    As a Cedar Point employee, I can confirm this video to be accurate.

  • @kieran.grant_
    @kieran.grant_ 2 года назад +2

    Outside In had better shock value, but this video was more consistently funny. Might be my favorite one yet!

  • @upside-downsmore9437
    @upside-downsmore9437 2 года назад +3

    the ride girth limit joke has multiple layers lmao

  • @TinkersKustomPaintball
    @TinkersKustomPaintball 2 года назад +2

    Definitely one of my favorite videos. Training videos from the 90s are always wacky

  • @samvsmedia8680
    @samvsmedia8680 2 года назад +3

    I just started working at Disney, now I'm jealous of Cedar Point

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie 2 года назад +2

    Please do a collab with the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park. More ARGs need this kind of humour to take the edge off the existential dread.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 2 года назад +3

    I had to hit pause several times to catch my breath from laughing so hard.

  • @QJDWG
    @QJDWG 2 года назад +2

    One of the greatest crossovers in RUclips history.

  • @ganzonomy
    @ganzonomy 2 года назад +4

    These training videos are hilarious!!!! More please!

  • @jamiibear
    @jamiibear 2 года назад +3

    As someone who works in an amusement park as a ride operator, I can say that these all are true.

  • @anthonyhalstead6854
    @anthonyhalstead6854 2 года назад

    My favorite part of this video was being able to recognize the coasters that still exist from just a brief second of looking at them. So many good memories here.

  • @joshdoesstuff763
    @joshdoesstuff763 2 года назад +8

    At 0:40 he offered her flowers. She returned the favor by potentially paralyzing him?????

  • @lovaszaron3138
    @lovaszaron3138 2 года назад

    First saw this in a DaThings1 YTP. She made it wild, yours make it like a horrible nightmare.
    Thank you for the laughs.

  • @TheLastArbiter
    @TheLastArbiter 2 года назад +4

    I feel like this was the employee briefing for action park.

  • @Diatomussy
    @Diatomussy 2 года назад +2

    Imagine snapping your Achilles’ tendon and then a random employee tells you to fuck off lmfao

  • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
    @John_Smith_Dumfugg 2 года назад +9

    6:54 I know this is supposed to be a joke, but Alexes actually exist. I was an Alex.

  • @tbird1991
    @tbird1991 Год назад +1

    My mom used to work at cedar point and she was trained by these exact videos. She was laughing the entire time

  • @april_
    @april_ 2 года назад +4

    12:00 My state fairgrounds actually used to be where they put with people of Japanese ancestry in captivity after Pearl Harbor

  • @NealHunterHyde
    @NealHunterHyde Год назад

    Having watched enough training videos working retail and theme parks, I was *not* expecting parody! What a welcome hilarious surprise.

  • @d1_v_1ne
    @d1_v_1ne 2 года назад +7

    Remember to take a moment each day to contemplate how much better your life would have been if you went to college.
    -He was referring to me

  • @SethWistful
    @SethWistful 2 года назад

    Your editing is so subtle and gentle, it's part of the secret sauce to make me laugh my butt off

  • @antisocial5721
    @antisocial5721 2 года назад +27

    Are they trained to know the difference between a filling and rinsing machine?

  • @isaiahkithcart5181
    @isaiahkithcart5181 2 года назад

    Dude working there as a ride operator 👌for 3 years loving this video