Can You Beat Red Dead Redemption With Only A Cattleman Revolver?

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
  • The 2010’s are coming to a close, and Red Dead Redemption is easily one of the best games of the decade with the world you can explore, the stories told, voice acting, gameplay, and pretty much everything. I’m out of clever segues. Can You Beat Red Dead Redemption With Only A Cattleman Revolver?
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    Can You Beat Red Dead Redemption With Only A Cattleman Revolver? (in text form)
    Our story begins in the town of Blackwater where the hats, mustaches, and kids running around unsupervised make it clear that this is not a game set in modern times. We, I, us play as John B. Marston, The B stands for Beatrice, but I don’t like middle names so it’s just John Marston. The credits rolled, an old woman annoyed me with her face and her existence, and I met up with Jake, a tour guide hired to show me around the town. Unfortunately, a lot of the story is told through dialog spoken while riding horses to a destination. I refuse to summarize what’s said during every trotting expedition. If you’re watching this for the story, I suggest you leave to watch some other video. I suggest you leave and go watch some other video.
    Jake reminded me of my father when he abandoned me after we arrived at Fort Mercer, I did the typical sharpshooter cool guy nonsense of threatening Bill Williamson despite 3 rifles being pointed at me. If this was a low-budget indie movie I’d have ended all three of them and walked off with a witty comment. But it’s not, and I took a bullet to the appendix, got rescued, and woke up in MacFarlane’s Ranch owned by, get this, the MacFarlane’s. Bonnie told me that I owned her about $400 in today’s money for removing the bullet from my side. This is obviously fiction, you can’t even get a doctor to spit on you for $400 in America.
    She showed me around the ranch, which has a General Store because this is the tutorial area so it needs to have a place to buy things, I tied my horse to a stick with the yarn I ripped off my belt, and we patrolled the ranch for rodents at night. I was given a rifle that I cannot remove from my inventory. It doesn’t matter too much now, I’ve still got the Cattleman Revolver that I can use and when you’re shooting rabbits it doesn’t matter how big the bullet is. Same goes for shooting coyotes. There’s also a fair bit of aim assist which makes the Revolver not completely worthless.
    After sleeping in a bed, I explained to Bonnie why I’m after Bill Williamson, told her I ain’t no city slicker, and raced her around the ranch. We were neck-and-neck for a while. but the longer the race went on the farther ahead I got. I won the race because, come on, she’s a woman. The world opened up a bit, I arrived Armadillo, met a Deputy who seems to be a little slow, and Marshal Johnson informed me that my problems are not his concern. But this is a video game, so I made them his problem.
    We tracked some hoodlum with a fancy hat to his hideout were I could face real enemies for the first time. I realized several hours into this run that a No Deadeye challenge might have been more interesting, but I chose this challenge because the Cattleman Revolver is the weakest revolver in the game and it was one of the most common suggestions for a Red Dead Redemption video. It can take several shots to kill someone unless you get a headshot, which is extraordinarily easy thanks to Deadeye. It’s also easy without it at close range. At a distance, it can become a problem.

Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @BritishPanda
    @BritishPanda 5 лет назад +6546

    Bandolier:
    ‘Doubles ammo capacity on rifles and repeaters’
    F

  • @PsychOsmosis
    @PsychOsmosis 5 лет назад +2054

    *"Horses are notorious for snitching on the white man."*
    Haha, this quote is memorable!

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 5 лет назад +35

      It is so funny because it is so true.

    • @vladdythebear5872
      @vladdythebear5872 5 лет назад +95

      Nikolai Grönfors Palmroth Im currently doing 8 years because my horse getaway driver ratted me out. Don't trust those bastards

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 5 лет назад +10

      @Nikolai Grönfors Palmroth Yeah Nikolai, listen to VladdyTheBear, he knows what's up.

    • @lilllyuwu7131
      @lilllyuwu7131 5 лет назад +1

      PsychOsmosis umm

    • @davidgomez7882
      @davidgomez7882 5 лет назад +9

      Since I saw this video I keep watching for other animals. Who knows how many of them will snitch on me.

  • @daiji_
    @daiji_ 5 лет назад +2476

    "there's a storm rolling in, and everyone knows, cows melt when exposed to thunder"

    • @Driver-Nephi
      @Driver-Nephi 4 года назад +28

      It's true

    • @JohnathanBerserk
      @JohnathanBerserk 4 года назад +59

      SPOILER ALERT(a little)
      Arthur Morgan says so himself

    • @hunterwilliams284
      @hunterwilliams284 4 года назад +1

      Common known

    • @glue3850
      @glue3850 4 года назад +4

      Commen very is that

    • @BeezerGutlr
      @BeezerGutlr 4 года назад +3

      Haha I just did this mission and well suffice to say rip that dude

  • @wubbadubda2291
    @wubbadubda2291 Год назад +381

    RIP Mitten. Your legacy will live on throughout the test of time.

    • @michaelyamat541
      @michaelyamat541 Год назад +4

      He will be missed

    • @reapervirus71
      @reapervirus71 10 месяцев назад +1

      He ain't dead read his community post he isn't dead

    • @RupertMumphrey
      @RupertMumphrey 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@reapervirus71sorry to break it to you he is dead

    • @johnsnow-cm4ep
      @johnsnow-cm4ep 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@reapervirus71that was over 4 months ago he did die a month after he will be missed I grew up watching him and following his footsteps in games as i watched him he was really a great content creator

    • @HamFlare_12345
      @HamFlare_12345 9 месяцев назад +1

      What happened?

  • @JoeShmoe376
    @JoeShmoe376 4 года назад +2307

    The funny thing about Seth’s would-be treasure is that he simply misread the map. There’s a box full of gold in the basement that you can take and sell.

    • @joeschmoe4245
      @joeschmoe4245 4 года назад +101

      Well well well

    • @supercomputer0448
      @supercomputer0448 4 года назад +143

      I... never knew that.

    • @SCP-Dr_Bright
      @SCP-Dr_Bright 4 года назад +176

      I mean that glass eye turned out to be the real treasure anyway because it helped him in undead nightmare

    • @currielord91
      @currielord91 4 года назад +115

      @@SCP-Dr_Bright I'm pretty sure he just stunk so bad the undead couldn't tell

    • @JoeShmoe376
      @JoeShmoe376 3 года назад +12

      @@joeschmoe4245 ayyyyy lmao

  • @daltonbecker4494
    @daltonbecker4494 5 лет назад +934

    I still want you to do "Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas using only Pew-Pew?" mainly because I want to hear you say "Pew-Pew" for an entire video.

    • @trentenbelka7218
      @trentenbelka7218 4 года назад +20

      Or fallout 3 with wazzer wifle

    • @Taxman_42
      @Taxman_42 4 года назад +7

      Anything with a confusing name

    • @zyzyfuss
      @zyzyfuss 4 года назад +2

      @@trentenbelka7218 *4

    • @trentenbelka7218
      @trentenbelka7218 4 года назад +8

      @@zyzyfuss it’s also in fallout 3 my guy.

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 3 года назад +3

      That would be more of a nightmare than one would initially think, because it means he has to get 50 star caps as a pacifist before he's allowed to shoot anything.

  • @Pumkin932
    @Pumkin932 4 года назад +1225

    One of these days, when I'm old and frail, I'm gonna hear on the news about a crazy man with a bucket who terrorized a small town while shouting passive aggressive statements about trying to beat the game of life with only said bucket.
    "Did he do it, dad?" my sons will ask.
    "I'd like to think he did." I'll reply.

    • @n3oncoryx
      @n3oncoryx 4 года назад +14

      Main reporter-Breaking news; Drunk man runs around yelling in a drunken stupor, about how he wants to beat a "game of life" with only a bucket. witnesses say that he was wearing only a loin cloth covering his nether regions. we now go to the scene live with reporter Jones. Jones-uhhhh im standing near the obviously intoxicated man screaming about his bucket, and im going to try to approach him. wait here while i walk over to him

    • @kitkatty52211
      @kitkatty52211 4 года назад +22

      @@n3oncoryx Jones never came back, as the drunken man killed him with his bucket, screaming about "Critical hits". The drunken man later tried to clip his way through the jail cell, got his head stuck between the bars, and died.

    • @Fit4C
      @Fit4C 3 года назад +1

      Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you

    • @cobybeck3394
      @cobybeck3394 3 года назад +1

      @UC-QZgR-6WOckmo4Tp8Fjf0A no fuck jesus

    • @WalterTheWalrus
      @WalterTheWalrus 2 года назад +1

      For he was followed by several hundred followers, who human pyramid-ed themselves into a pile, allowing him to reach heaven and put a bucket on gods head

  • @verdana8509
    @verdana8509 4 года назад +388

    "I don't like middle names" -Mitten Beatrice Squad, 2019

    • @killme3984
      @killme3984 3 года назад +7

      That's a reference to an obscure kids book

    • @Fit4C
      @Fit4C 3 года назад +4

      Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you

    • @rodrigopadilha5682
      @rodrigopadilha5682 3 года назад +3

      @@Fit4C ok thanks local priest

    • @Lord_of_Rot
      @Lord_of_Rot 3 года назад +6

      @@Fit4C 🏳️‍🌈gay pride

    • @mogenoof
      @mogenoof Год назад +1

      @@Lord_of_Rot vine boom

  • @thedankgunslinger8948
    @thedankgunslinger8948 5 лет назад +502

    "Everyone knows cows melt when exposed to thunder."
    That right there is what earned you a subscriber.

  • @GrimReaper-dh8yc
    @GrimReaper-dh8yc 5 лет назад +428

    "And head back to Bonnie's farming and mercantile supply store for more missionary...more missions I mean." I see you Mittensquad, I see you.

    • @Fit4C
      @Fit4C 3 года назад +4

      Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you

    • @carlosvelasquez331
      @carlosvelasquez331 3 года назад +6

      @@Fit4C and snap out of it lol

    • @decobacolov10000
      @decobacolov10000 3 года назад +1

      @@Fit4C amogus

    • @francescoragnoni8042
      @francescoragnoni8042 2 года назад

      Oh frick it i hadnt realised...

    • @daisukideshou
      @daisukideshou 2 года назад +1

      @@Fit4C amogus

  • @ThePurpleSpartan
    @ThePurpleSpartan 5 лет назад +1547

    "I shot Walton in the kneecap as an homage to Bethesda blowing the legs out from underneath the Fallout franchise with Fallout 76"
    Ooh I want in on the "taking due shots" session! The real shame is a 2010 game by Rockstar had a better VATS system than the 2018 Fallout game.

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 5 лет назад +16

      The biggest oof.

    • @thattbugg9531
      @thattbugg9531 5 лет назад +23

      That rockstar game has better vats than every fallout game 76% chance to hit pulease

    • @lolmao500
      @lolmao500 5 лет назад +19

      I looted the corpse... just like bethesda loots the corpse of its fan club with Fallout 1

    • @thegunslinger8806
      @thegunslinger8806 5 лет назад +2

      Obi Juan...at last we meet...

    • @CathyRatty
      @CathyRatty 5 лет назад +1

      Shots fired.

  • @P5kr
    @P5kr Год назад +34

    This is the very 1st video of his I've ever watched, but I've heard so many positive things about him. RIP bro

  • @DarkestFiction
    @DarkestFiction 5 лет назад +369

    "If he'd stayed in the hole where he belonged" Ah, yes, Edgar IS the one in the hole.

    • @dillonpruitt8920
      @dillonpruitt8920 5 лет назад +18

      Ryan you sick bastard

    • @Penetratr
      @Penetratr 5 лет назад +4

      edgar is the cow in Ryans house in the Lets Play world

    • @Hurtydwarf
      @Hurtydwarf 5 лет назад +8

      @@Penetratr Ryan specifically states its not any specific cow, simply whomever is in the hole is Edgar.

    • @dittmar104
      @dittmar104 5 лет назад +1

      It’s not the cow that matters. It’s the damn title.

    • @DarkestFiction
      @DarkestFiction 5 лет назад +1

      @@dittmar104 it's not the title OR the cow, it's the hole and what (or WHO) is in it, let's be real.

  • @skyhijinx
    @skyhijinx 5 лет назад +412

    "Used his gun to turn off a woman" LMAO

    • @diablovaenatori7460
      @diablovaenatori7460 5 лет назад +3

      agreed so random i started laughing before i realized what he said

    • @TheoRO-sl6hh
      @TheoRO-sl6hh 5 лет назад

      Skyhijinx turned off can mean so many things out of context

  • @Maskofanonymity
    @Maskofanonymity 5 лет назад +839

    "Killed that horse, because it belonged to the son of a shepard."
    Rolf: You dare mock the son of a shepard?!

    • @milkman2011
      @milkman2011 5 лет назад +69

      “Life has many doors, Red-boy”

    • @commandershepard811
      @commandershepard811 5 лет назад +8

      I'm Commander Shepard and that's not how you spell Shepherd.

    • @Maskofanonymity
      @Maskofanonymity 5 лет назад +13

      @@commandershepard811 Life has many doors space boi

    • @commandershepard811
      @commandershepard811 5 лет назад +3

      @@Maskofanonymity I should go.

    • @Maskofanonymity
      @Maskofanonymity 5 лет назад +6

      @@commandershepard811
      Rolfe: Rolfe is confused
      Me: Later Commander

  • @SpidaMez
    @SpidaMez 3 года назад +125

    “Then I killed the horses because, no witnesses”
    That part got me

  • @possum8220
    @possum8220 5 лет назад +1447

    RDR2: * comes out on pc *
    Paul: * makes RDR1 vid anyway *

    • @Helixxs
      @Helixxs 5 лет назад +2

      Is it out yet?

    • @possum8220
      @possum8220 5 лет назад

      @@Helixxs i thought it was right?

    • @40mm-Grenade
      @40mm-Grenade 5 лет назад +6

      @@Helixxs It's been out for 6 days. It's not out on Steam yet tho so I ain't buying it till it is.

    • @Helixxs
      @Helixxs 5 лет назад +2

      @@40mm-Grenade yeah I'm waiting for the steam one

    • @40mm-Grenade
      @40mm-Grenade 5 лет назад +1

      @@Helixxs Should be out in December for Steam.

  • @Os10_
    @Os10_ 5 лет назад +3687

    "I shot Walter in the knee cap as an homage to Bethesda..."
    "Haha arrow in the knee reference"
    "....for ruining the fallout series with fallout 76."
    ".....oh"

  • @othername5426
    @othername5426 5 лет назад +189

    "Still hate that name.
    Not as much as sue, but it's up there."
    The anything but Sue joke returns!

    • @Bloodyfuze
      @Bloodyfuze 5 лет назад +4

      Othername 5 Isn’t it because of Johnny Cash’s song A Boy Named Sue

    • @othername5426
      @othername5426 5 лет назад +2

      @@Bloodyfuze Yes.
      This is the second reference to the song he's made, to my knowledge.
      I pointed it out then, and again now.
      Good on you for knowing the song.

    • @pacman9635
      @pacman9635 5 лет назад

      If Ya hate any name should be ur own as u didn't pick it

    • @othername5426
      @othername5426 5 лет назад +1

      @@pacman9635 I like my name, personally.
      I guess not everyone can be so lucky.

  • @onebigd313
    @onebigd313 4 года назад +2908

    "You can't even get a doctor to spit at you for 400 dollars in America," lmao

    • @therightman9354
      @therightman9354 4 года назад +105

      I mean he isn’t wrong

    • @onebigd313
      @onebigd313 4 года назад +42

      @@therightman9354 not even a lil bit lol

    • @lucasrasmussen6386
      @lucasrasmussen6386 4 года назад +53

      Is this some kind of American thing that I'm to British to know about

    • @onebigd313
      @onebigd313 4 года назад +18

      @@lucasrasmussen6386 indeed

    • @therightman9354
      @therightman9354 4 года назад +7

      Lucas Rasmussen yeah pretty much

  • @Timboslice475
    @Timboslice475 5 лет назад +746

    Would the alternative title of this be: Can I beat Red Dead Redemption with only the Big Iron on My Hip?

    • @Elusivehawk
      @Elusivehawk 5 лет назад +4

      Too bad he used ADS

    • @satanmann8023
      @satanmann8023 5 лет назад +7

      "Can I beat read dead redemption 1 with just my shooty tooty?"

    • @TheTroll10
      @TheTroll10 5 лет назад +1

      no he used aim not only hip firing

    • @zooktheberzooker6156
      @zooktheberzooker6156 5 лет назад +2

      The answer is yes big iron can destroy anything

    • @TheControIFreak
      @TheControIFreak 5 лет назад +1

      Well because there is a mandatory melee section in going with no

  • @hellothere9407
    @hellothere9407 5 лет назад +2339

    "You can't get a doctor to even spit on you for 400 dollars in America"
    God damn

    • @MotherSoren
      @MotherSoren 5 лет назад +76

      An ambulance ride alone costs like 4000$ so he's right 🗿

    • @SevereUwu
      @SevereUwu 5 лет назад +80

      I got a doctor to feel my balls for 120

    • @MystikMonK-d1k
      @MystikMonK-d1k 5 лет назад +5

      @@SevereUwu Boy or girl?

    • @TheWanderer7274
      @TheWanderer7274 5 лет назад +54

      SSaul well I got the doctor who hides behind Walgreens’ to feel mine for free 😎

    • @mabs9503
      @mabs9503 5 лет назад +15

      I pay $40 a month for insurance and can see my doctor any time for anything I want and pay nothing.

  • @loglog5296
    @loglog5296 Год назад +127

    Rest in peace Paul

    • @KingX.
      @KingX. 8 месяцев назад +1

      He ain’t dead

    • @loglog5296
      @loglog5296 8 месяцев назад +5

      @KingX. bro what, the mans been dead for months now 💀

  • @myrecovery4787
    @myrecovery4787 Год назад +83

    Just found out what happened 😢 RIP Mitten Squad, always gave me a smile when i was feeling down

    • @KingX.
      @KingX. 8 месяцев назад

      Dude he isn’t dead

    • @fingersniff5520
      @fingersniff5520 4 месяца назад

      ​@@KingX.What the fuck

    • @KingX.
      @KingX. 4 месяца назад

      @@fingersniff5520 This was 4 months ago and I had been misinformed. I had checked a video of his from before that said he hadn’t died but didn’t realize he died after

  • @mihawk508
    @mihawk508 5 лет назад +178

    This game really hit different when you finish RDR2 and you remember all the shit they went through together and now John is Hunting them all down.

    • @Ace-mx7rd
      @Ace-mx7rd 5 лет назад +7

      Reggie Jenkins The part that really hit me hard was seeing Arthur die and then realizing that John too was going to die

    • @themanofconstantsorrowelia1929
      @themanofconstantsorrowelia1929 5 лет назад +3

      The one I really felt bad for was Javier. Dude got the shit end of the stick

    • @chrism1518
      @chrism1518 2 года назад +2

      I really loved Arthur’s story, but I feel like Rockstar dropped the ball connecting RDR1 and 2. I don’t John ever interacts with Bill or Javier. It seemed like they were part of the same gang but not friends at all like RDR1 made it seem.

    • @RupertMumphrey
      @RupertMumphrey 10 месяцев назад

      @@chrism1518they’re all friends within the gang to a certain extent

  • @curiouscoffee8181
    @curiouscoffee8181 5 лет назад +705

    Can you beat life with a successful RUclips career without getting demonetized?

  • @bruhman3649
    @bruhman3649 5 лет назад +153

    I really do like you opening this stupid genre of “Can you beat...” into other games, very entertaining, fr. Super funny to watch, including your humor. Continue the great work.

  • @TheDragonGamerTV
    @TheDragonGamerTV Год назад +83

    Who else is coming back after the news? Miss ya paul.

    • @KingX.
      @KingX. 8 месяцев назад

      He’s not dead read his community post

  • @silentninja5596
    @silentninja5596 5 лет назад +238

    10:28 Failed opportunity to say, "And turned his intestines into outestines."
    Disappointed.

    • @orangoru4061
      @orangoru4061 5 лет назад +7

      Smh my head

    • @OCinneide
      @OCinneide 5 лет назад +8

      @@orangoru4061 shake my head my head

    • @ziggitee3500
      @ziggitee3500 5 лет назад

      Orangoru are you okay?

    • @doughhhboi1731
      @doughhhboi1731 5 лет назад

      @@ziggitee3500 are you okay?

    • @Helixxs
      @Helixxs 5 лет назад

      @@doughhhboi1731 idk are they

  • @Silky_boi
    @Silky_boi 5 лет назад +925

    Mitten Squad: “Can you launch RDR2 on PC without crashing?”

    • @DJ-Plunder
      @DJ-Plunder 5 лет назад +8

      Mfw when i laughed at this stale ass joke

    • @maxim196
      @maxim196 5 лет назад +7

      This is outdated c'mon....the real problem is the performance

    • @TheArbinator
      @TheArbinator 5 лет назад +3

      @@DJ-Plunder when when

    • @fiz2255
      @fiz2255 5 лет назад +4

      @@DJ-Plunder mfw you should stfu and keep your opinion to yourself

    • @huey515
      @huey515 5 лет назад +5

      Strangely, I've never actually had the problem of rdr2 crashing on me. But I have one of the older models of Video cards. I heard that the newer models are more prone to the game crashing?

  • @uknownauchara774
    @uknownauchara774 5 лет назад +337

    "And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him."

    • @anthonyp3140
      @anthonyp3140 5 лет назад +10

      Oh. Hi John.

    • @alexmcdonald1413
      @alexmcdonald1413 5 лет назад +1

      Wtf I just listened to that song 😂

    • @bottyuup6885
      @bottyuup6885 5 лет назад +7

      Fuck! Do I need to go back to Montana?

    • @adamlocher3996
      @adamlocher3996 5 лет назад +1

      Uknown AU Chara Johnny cash lol

    • @exkdvs
      @exkdvs 5 лет назад +12

      @@alexmcdonald1413 bruh thats from the bible

  • @wifi1872
    @wifi1872 Год назад +19

    RIP MITTEN. one of the goats easily. said “if youre watching this for the story i suggest you leave and go watch some other video” and still went over it better than most videos about this game. you will be missed forever and always. we rockin with cattlemans revolvers heavily in honor of you my man

    • @GrosvnerMcaffrey
      @GrosvnerMcaffrey 4 месяца назад +1

      Even though he died last year i still scroll through comments looking for ones like this. It's still very serreal that he'll never post again😢

    • @lylemoore3827
      @lylemoore3827 2 месяца назад +1

      And with a nasally twang he said this is where the real game begins

    • @wifi1872
      @wifi1872 2 месяца назад

      @@lylemoore3827 every time i come back to this comment section i get chills.

  • @jionmionskwisgaar1476
    @jionmionskwisgaar1476 5 лет назад +436

    "I spent longer than I should have navigating my way out of this canyon"
    I felt that....
    And so did all of your viewers who played this game....

    • @underhill918gaming5
      @underhill918gaming5 4 года назад

      Yeeeeesh

    • @diablotry5154
      @diablotry5154 4 года назад +2

      Not me

    • @intensellylit4100
      @intensellylit4100 4 года назад +1

      I never had trouble with the canyon

    • @Mutantgamer
      @Mutantgamer 4 года назад +2

      I had no trouble with the place but only because I enjoyed clearing out the gang hideout in Pikes basin and did so numerous times.

    • @quandaledingle9981
      @quandaledingle9981 4 года назад +1

      True pikes basin gets me stuck after justice in pikes basin

  • @buss3796
    @buss3796 5 лет назад +483

    "I won the race because come on, she's a woman." Closed Captions tell you a whole different story

    • @guywiththebeans2408
      @guywiththebeans2408 4 года назад +7

      I call that just u know judgement on women

    • @acey6991
      @acey6991 4 года назад +4

      @@guywiththebeans2408 the language of the gods

    • @guywiththebeans2408
      @guywiththebeans2408 4 года назад

      @@acey6991 haha lol

    • @riverajustinmarks.
      @riverajustinmarks. 4 года назад +9

      in the captions, instead of telling you to leave if you were here for the story it just outright says fuck off to you.

    • @realskhk
      @realskhk 4 года назад

      Timestamp

  • @brianjones4194
    @brianjones4194 5 лет назад +54

    15:30 love how he’s honest with what he does in the challenge. It would be so easy to just skip stuff like that.

    • @GardenGuy1942
      @GardenGuy1942 3 года назад

      I hate it!!! I disliked and unsubscribed because of it. What a disgrace.

  • @NigelThornberg
    @NigelThornberg 3 месяца назад +6

    Just finished my RDR playthrough and finished Undead Nightmare for the first time the other day. Had to pay homage to the Squad. Miss you everyday

  • @hankthebird
    @hankthebird 5 лет назад +165

    "Had it not been for his mustache, he never would have survived the bandit ambush"

    • @justinharris2272
      @justinharris2272 5 лет назад +1

      Nice fucking profile picture man

    • @hankthebird
      @hankthebird 5 лет назад +1

      @@justinharris2272 nice shirt man

    • @justinharris2272
      @justinharris2272 5 лет назад +1

      @@hankthebird knife man got me through some really hard times, it was awesome to see it here of all places. And thank you big bro best wishes wingnut

  • @landondover
    @landondover 5 лет назад +2948

    "Landon, what a dumb name." :(

  • @morituri3081
    @morituri3081 4 года назад +106

    "Poor Norman was probably traumatized from dying. I'm sure he'll get over it"

  • @actuallymajor6102
    @actuallymajor6102 Год назад +9

    This video popped in my recommended and knowing what happened a couple weeks ago makes it a little hard to watch. I miss you Paul/Mitten. Everyone misses you and we hope you’re beating games in the most absurd way, wherever you are ❤️

  • @masonstrey3031
    @masonstrey3031 5 лет назад +84

    “They pranked us real good by killing Norman right in front of us”

  • @begotten621
    @begotten621 5 лет назад +116

    Watching John die again is still hard even in 2019

    • @Notenum_
      @Notenum_ 5 лет назад +10

      The_Cooler _Anakin there are some moments that non-gamers will never understand. Maybe John Rest In Peace.

    • @ZayTech91
      @ZayTech91 5 лет назад +4

      And we might see him die again in 60 FPS in 2020 smh

    • @begotten621
      @begotten621 5 лет назад

      @@ZayTech91 wait, is rockstar considering remaking red read redemption?

    • @aaronrichards19886
      @aaronrichards19886 5 лет назад

      @@ZayTech91 really??!! They should just add the rdr1 missions to the rdr2 story mode. How dope would that be?

    • @kerringtonmalone3903
      @kerringtonmalone3903 5 лет назад

      @@aaronrichards19886 That is stupid because RDR1 takes place in Mexico

  • @mitchellsmith2958
    @mitchellsmith2958 5 лет назад +17

    0:30 Damn. I was not expecting a Junie B. Jones reference. My childhood just came back and hit me like a train

  • @rexjolles
    @rexjolles 4 года назад +187

    I always wondered why the gun that you got for free was golden. Then I realized my pre-owned copy from gamestop had it as a dlc that was downloaded

    • @jesuschrist711
      @jesuschrist711 3 года назад +12

      Yeah the GOTY version does. I thought it was a standard extra for the longest te because my copy didnt come with a booklet that had the whole "congrats free dlc!" Mumbo jumbo on it, so i was confused af when i tried to turn it on on my bud's game.

    • @Gabe_Sage
      @Gabe_Sage 3 года назад +6

      Huh. I bought a used copy a couple weeks ago because I've never played the first one and wanted to try it and was wondering why my guns were gold.

    • @9etherNeo
      @9etherNeo 3 года назад +5

      @@Gabe_Sage i would be happy if My guns came gold

    • @Γιάννης-ξ8μ
      @Γιάννης-ξ8μ 3 года назад +3

      @@9etherNeo not just that. You also got the war horse . It's stamina was unlimited

    • @slaqualquercoisamemo5117
      @slaqualquercoisamemo5117 3 года назад +7

      @@Γιάννης-ξ8μ No it isn't

  • @justinfarmer7460
    @justinfarmer7460 3 года назад +45

    32:45 or so. The launching lantern made me laugh way more than it should have.

  • @thetorocat
    @thetorocat 5 лет назад +277

    "the greatest handgun ever made"
    - Shalashaska

    • @bigboss4178
      @bigboss4178 5 лет назад +27

      engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever

    • @kfcmanager4682
      @kfcmanager4682 5 лет назад +7

      big boss that reference is just top tier

    • @jacobkern2060
      @jacobkern2060 5 лет назад +6

      Don't you mean Revolver "Revolver Ocelot" Ocelot?

    • @hbk4570
      @hbk4570 5 лет назад +2

      La Li Lu Le Lo

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 5 лет назад +7

      "Six shots, more than enough to kill anything that moves. "

  • @AlqhemyA
    @AlqhemyA 4 года назад +67

    "Man do i despise these cow herding missions"
    Me: Yes Indeed

    • @ronanhavern1980
      @ronanhavern1980 3 года назад +1

      At least they are better than breaking the horses I hated that so much

    • @AlqhemyA
      @AlqhemyA 3 года назад +4

      @@ronanhavern1980 I loved the horse breaking missions

    • @ronanhavern1980
      @ronanhavern1980 3 года назад

      @@AlqhemyA I had to skip the checkpoint every time I just couldn’t do it and in undead nightmare the only horse I could get was death

    • @ProSkye59
      @ProSkye59 3 года назад

      @@ronanhavern1980 it's not that hard, just mash the buttons like me

  • @Sniperdude17
    @Sniperdude17 Год назад +6

    I waited until I was able to play rdr to watch this video, I just got done with it. Thank you for all the joy you brought us and will continue to bring us for the rest of our life's. Rip Mitten Squad

  • @darkninjacorporation
    @darkninjacorporation 5 лет назад +53

    25:21 “Captain De Santa is fast, but Big Bird is faster.”

  • @JRTL20253
    @JRTL20253 5 лет назад +94

    34:58 "edgar is the one is the hole" reference? I love this channel

    • @joshwarren5059
      @joshwarren5059 4 года назад +4

      Had to see if there was anyone else who'd noticed 😁.

    • @1awlfc1
      @1awlfc1 4 года назад +5

      Somewhere a Mad King is laughing

    • @markanthonyjoyce7830
      @markanthonyjoyce7830 4 года назад +5

      All Hail Ryan Haywood The Mad King Himself

    • @NativeJoel
      @NativeJoel 4 года назад +5

      @@markanthonyjoyce7830 man this didn't age well at all

    • @michaeldonovan1200
      @michaeldonovan1200 4 года назад

      @@NativeJoel u right

  • @goodoc8248
    @goodoc8248 5 лет назад +28

    11:36 "exploded some absolute unit playing with a red barrel" lol

  • @xannymanny9754
    @xannymanny9754 Год назад +4

    RIP to the goat. One of the few RUclipsrs who could always entertain me without fail. I know you’re up there kickin it in the great saloon in the sky

  • @ShaLoCFH
    @ShaLoCFH 5 лет назад +256

    “Can you play Fallout 76 without running into any glitches?”
    The video is 4 seconds long, the game crashed

    • @jinn8465
      @jinn8465 4 года назад +15

      "Can you beat fallout 76 without gli-"
      _The audio then crashes, and the video can be seen stuttering and breaking as the shittiness of FO76 corrupts it. A smug Todd Howard can be seen in the background._
      "It just works!"

    • @udozocklein6023
      @udozocklein6023 3 года назад

      @@jinn8465 lol dude

  • @blindtruth128ify
    @blindtruth128ify 5 лет назад +49

    Undead Nightmare might be one of my most favorite dlcs ever. Red dead is awesome.

    • @ravencollins5638
      @ravencollins5638 5 лет назад

      It's automaticly bad because it's not called red undead nightmare

    • @heartbeat4atinman
      @heartbeat4atinman 5 лет назад +6

      Undead Nightmare with only a torch might be a fun one. That's pretty much how I played most of the story since I was really stingy and didn't want to use ammo except when I needed to.

    • @grim_56
      @grim_56 5 лет назад +1

      My UN is completely broken, can’t even play 5 mins without a glitch. Sucks because it seems to be really fun

    • @TyTwoFly
      @TyTwoFly 5 лет назад +2

      Undead Nightmare 2 new and improved in RDR2 would be a dream come true.

    • @doughhhboi1731
      @doughhhboi1731 5 лет назад

      @@TyTwoFly there have been hints in rdr2 to a new undead nightmare

  • @Ethonra
    @Ethonra 5 лет назад +16

    These "Can You Beat" vids really make my day. Even though 99.98% of the time they come down to the wanton murder of innocences, your dark humor and unique wit make them enjoyable and sometimes straight up hilarious. Never change, Paul.

  • @voidablewig1732
    @voidablewig1732 Год назад +4

    Recently started playing the Red Dead Redemption games again and this came up in my recommended. Rip Paul you were one of my favorite RUclipsrs to watch

  • @kaelbarron9657
    @kaelbarron9657 5 лет назад +350

    “He then directed us towards a Minecraft”
    11:13

  • @erniemitch9922
    @erniemitch9922 5 лет назад +469

    Can you beat Fallout 3 blindfolded?
    (Have someone tell you the directions while playing.)

    • @patriot17764th
      @patriot17764th 5 лет назад +4

      Oooo love it

    • @tuanmuda8543
      @tuanmuda8543 5 лет назад +1

      Thats gonna be cool!

    • @reymax9053
      @reymax9053 5 лет назад +18

      Better yet, its a live stream and the guide is the chat

    • @Vortecus
      @Vortecus 5 лет назад +8

      @@iLoveBuckets69 He could stare at a second monitor whilst the first monitor is in frame and is blocked by paper or something thicker

    • @OGsirfluffybottom
      @OGsirfluffybottom 5 лет назад +11

      And it has to be someone who never played it and he can't open the map

  • @raimarulightning
    @raimarulightning 5 лет назад +39

    It's weird how good this still looks

  • @jeff-xn2ot
    @jeff-xn2ot Год назад +28

    we'll miss you paul.

  • @mackinblack
    @mackinblack 5 лет назад +106

    19:11 *"Horses are notorious for snitching on the white man..."*
    *That line alone is why Mitten Squad is the best. Funniest gaming channel ever.*

  • @DaedricFaZe
    @DaedricFaZe 5 лет назад +37

    Me: Damn i really forgot about the story on this, can;t wait to watch
    Mittens: 0:55
    Me: Oh...

  • @badoof7803
    @badoof7803 5 лет назад +30

    0:31
    "the b stands for beatrice, but i dont like middle names"
    *i see what you did there.*

    • @JitteryJackanape
      @JitteryJackanape 5 лет назад +2

      gosh dangit i haven't thought about that in forever.

    • @matthiasthulman4058
      @matthiasthulman4058 5 лет назад

      @@JitteryJackanape i don't get it

    • @Cons-Cat
      @Cons-Cat 5 лет назад

      @@matthiasthulman4058 Me neither.

    • @eroticmanhole
      @eroticmanhole 4 года назад +4

      @@Cons-Cat it's a reference to Junie B Jones, a children's book series

  • @Leefromtwd
    @Leefromtwd Год назад +19

    R.I.P Paul

  • @StevetheWizard2591
    @StevetheWizard2591 5 лет назад +31

    Paul: *Posts a RDR challenge video*
    Me: Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, Haw

  • @Da_Shark
    @Da_Shark 5 лет назад +36

    But here's the true question... can you Paul of mitten squad beat fallout new vegas using a "lightly" modified mid 90s bop it as the controller

  • @geauxburns
    @geauxburns 5 лет назад +39

    Glad RUclips recommended your Channel; I've really been enjoying your "Can You Beat" series.

  • @Haunttts
    @Haunttts Год назад +5

    I hope he’s happy and in good health whether he returns to RUclips or not he’s made some great videos and does it like no other.
    Thank you, Mitten, for the good laughs and great videos. His brute and deadpan comedy is amazingly entertaining.

    • @cerkies4lyf723
      @cerkies4lyf723 Год назад +2

      I'm sorry to inform you, but he passed away

  • @ChulioRCHulio
    @ChulioRCHulio 5 лет назад +73

    "So anyway I started blasting!"
    Wish that was in there somewhere ^^

    • @BigManDaichi
      @BigManDaichi 5 лет назад +10

      Technically was. It's not verbatim, but he says something along the lines of "And so I respawned, and started blasting."

  • @Koi_Fishie
    @Koi_Fishie 5 лет назад +167

    "Which makes deadeye useless"
    *still uses deadeye*

    • @yoink7590
      @yoink7590 5 лет назад +1

      its not a no dead eye run

    • @RupertMumphrey
      @RupertMumphrey 10 месяцев назад

      @@yoink7590that’s not what the comment was saying smh

  • @korosiiv8771
    @korosiiv8771 5 лет назад +15

    Brings back the memories of staying up till 6 am playing games on my 360

  • @xp_pk
    @xp_pk 4 года назад +88

    It's totally feasible to beat Red Dead without dead eye. 90% of the time, I actually found it easier to just quick scope with the rifle in and out of cover.

    • @staticradio724
      @staticradio724 2 года назад +4

      If you have the auto-aim on (which it is by default), then yes, going without deadeye is entirely possible. Playing with the auto-aim off, however, would be another story 😦

    • @egg6130
      @egg6130 Год назад +1

      I played through the whole game thinking dead eye only worked in cutscenes so I didn't use it at all.

    • @therookie5714
      @therookie5714 Год назад

      @@staticradio724I’ve done it and took out some hideouts and stuff like that. It’s pretty hard you have to stay in cover a lot more as I only like using the dual wield cattleman revolvers

    • @unclejoethemolester
      @unclejoethemolester Год назад

      @@egg6130💀

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 11 месяцев назад

      ​you can't dual wield in this game. @therookie5714

  • @parkerbeebe4383
    @parkerbeebe4383 5 лет назад +19

    Mitten Squad: “It was a happy accident that I changed into my suit.”
    Naw man you just wanted to impress that lady with how cool you look with it on

  • @spaarky
    @spaarky 5 лет назад +397

    he didnt realise the bandolier gave double ammo on rifles and repeaters

  • @canadianbacon2262
    @canadianbacon2262 11 месяцев назад +4

    I've only seen mittensquads skyrim and fallout videos, excited to see this one

    • @Jreaq
      @Jreaq 10 месяцев назад +2

      But he’s dead though

  • @syinari8266
    @syinari8266 3 года назад +4

    this is actually a extremely well put together video. the narrating is perfect and says alot of things you don't really expect to hear as jokes yet are extremely funny. the pacing is great too and i was even distracted by anything else the entire time which i found a bit funny because during anything movie show music . i'm usually gonna try and work on something else yet this caught my attention extremely well. great video.

  • @EmberedAshe
    @EmberedAshe Год назад +3

    Still one of my favorite videos. Rest in peace man.

  • @Fanthrose
    @Fanthrose 4 года назад +29

    I don't really count it as failing the run when the game forces you into certain situations. The game forced you to "fail" the run during those occasions. Whenever you had the choice, you only used the revolver.

  • @maxwellfarris5410
    @maxwellfarris5410 5 лет назад +176

    Beat The OuterWorlds with the starting pistol unupgraded.

    • @Ben_M_B
      @Ben_M_B 5 лет назад +4

      Who cares

    • @fixit9844
      @fixit9844 5 лет назад +20

      ben berman I do.

    • @red-2895
      @red-2895 5 лет назад +9

      ben berman me

    • @waltercodingproductions1023
      @waltercodingproductions1023 5 лет назад +4

      That pistol sucks, can you even?

    • @thesnowmiser6728
      @thesnowmiser6728 5 лет назад +2

      @@waltercodingproductions1023 genuinely don't think you can, you wouldn't have enough ammo for the final boss

  • @Cheese_is_Greater
    @Cheese_is_Greater 4 месяца назад +5

    Rip Mittens, we've always loved you, we love you even more now that your gone 😢

  • @Sweegan7
    @Sweegan7 4 года назад +10

    Love how even after you fail the challenge you still keep going and go through a world of pain.

  • @lemongraabtheforsaken1225
    @lemongraabtheforsaken1225 5 лет назад +62

    The second I saw the title I was like “no because they make you use a Gatling gun several times”

    • @karlconroy8899
      @karlconroy8899 5 лет назад +2

      Then it cant be helped and shouldn't affect the challenge

    • @40mm-Grenade
      @40mm-Grenade 5 лет назад +1

      @@karlconroy8899 But it does affect the challenge because Mitten Squad is known for finding unique ways around forced dilemmas like these in the games he plays.

    • @michaeldebidart
      @michaeldebidart 5 лет назад

      Yeah but if there’s no possible way around it he usually modifies the challenge. In the situations where the game wants you to use Gatling/cannon/dynamite but aren’t forced, he still used the cattleman...in my head canon he def passed the challenge

    • @40mm-Grenade
      @40mm-Grenade 5 лет назад

      @@michaeldebidart I don't believe he passed the challenge. No offence to him, it's an amazing video, but he never beat the game with JUST the cattleman revolver.

  • @CareraDrift
    @CareraDrift 4 месяца назад +5

    you will always be in our thoughts and hearts Paul

  • @damiensurnameless4586
    @damiensurnameless4586 3 года назад +50

    Mitten: "If you are watching this for the story, I suggest you leave and go watch another video."
    Captions: "If you are watching this for the story, I suggest you fuck off and go watch another video."
    I love whoever did the captions.

  • @austincorreia53
    @austincorreia53 5 лет назад +8

    "Horses are notorious for snitching on the white man" that had me dying😂😂🤘 Great video as always and thank you for always doing these tedious at challenges for us!!

  • @headsgrowback1
    @headsgrowback1 5 лет назад +100

    You went from the future (fallout) to the past (RDR). Can you go further into the past, and beat Kingdom Come: Deliverance with only your fists?

    • @aaronstephens1350
      @aaronstephens1350 5 лет назад +17

      headsgrowback damn you must really hate someone to make them try to beat kcd with only fists

    • @splyntered
      @splyntered 5 лет назад +13

      Fuck it’s hard enough with a sword

    • @andrewbowen2837
      @andrewbowen2837 5 лет назад +1

      On hardcore with all the negative perks

    • @headsgrowback1
      @headsgrowback1 5 лет назад

      @@andrewbowen2837 since I've been putting this on all his videos for the past 6 months, ive been leaving that part out. I think I've put it on a few, though.

    • @planb8700
      @planb8700 5 лет назад +2

      @@splyntered man after a certain level it's joke with a sword

  • @anneominous7172
    @anneominous7172 5 лет назад +10

    You know someone's creating decent content when you've been refreshing on their channel for a week waiting for a new upload. You're doing solid work, bro. Keep it up.

  • @edgeofspace8655
    @edgeofspace8655 3 года назад +12

    “These 2 guys were fighting, so I shot them both”. Most American sentence I’ve ever heard

  • @hendrik6720
    @hendrik6720 5 лет назад +590

    " with that many horses we'd have enough glue to last a decade or more."
    Apparently you don't huff very much glue. amateur.

    • @hendrik6720
      @hendrik6720 5 лет назад +2

      @@SkullkeeperVSK r/nocontext

    • @hendrik6720
      @hendrik6720 5 лет назад +4

      @@SkullkeeperVSK let me take a crack at summarizing what u wrote.. "r/evenwithcontext"

    • @suckersupreme4380
      @suckersupreme4380 4 года назад +8

      David Attenborough wow, you’re such a funny funny redditor

    • @hendrik6720
      @hendrik6720 4 года назад +1

      @@suckersupreme4380 I'm gonna upvoat u even tho ur being sarcastic.

    • @daymax2325
      @daymax2325 4 года назад +2

      David Attenborough upvote* sorry

  • @smithiananders5169
    @smithiananders5169 5 лет назад +218

    “Used a gun, to turn off a woman”

    • @TheTroll10
      @TheTroll10 5 лет назад

      there's no button for that so...

    • @goldenfox334
      @goldenfox334 5 лет назад +4

      @@TheTroll10 i mean could you count a trigger as a button 🤔

    • @Cons-Cat
      @Cons-Cat 5 лет назад +1

      comma splice idiot

  • @thegooddoctor2009
    @thegooddoctor2009 4 месяца назад +4

    31:22
    As sad as it is that Mittens passed, I hope they followed his wish.

  • @SilverNightx1
    @SilverNightx1 Год назад +2

    Rest in peace. You fought your demons to the bitter end. And you did well.

  • @przemysawbaniewicz5371
    @przemysawbaniewicz5371 5 лет назад +57

    Idk why people say that in rdr 1 & 2 there is no fast travel, have you ever heard about stagecoaches???

  • @theoldbarny4195
    @theoldbarny4195 4 года назад +9

    "And we encountered Bill Williamson on the choo choo tracks"
    6:30

  • @johnseed5203
    @johnseed5203 4 года назад +14

    “I went back to Bonnie’s farming and mercantile for more missionary, I mean missions” haha

  • @Dave_Just_Dave
    @Dave_Just_Dave 4 года назад +81

    "Not as much as Sue, but it's up there"
    Me: JOHNNY CASH REFERENCE!!! JOHNNY CASH REFERENCE!!!!!!

    • @onyxithink4043
      @onyxithink4043 4 года назад +1

      ?

    • @Dave_Just_Dave
      @Dave_Just_Dave 4 года назад +6

      @@onyxithink4043 listen to "a boy named Sue" by Johnny Cash, then you would understand

    • @Dave_Just_Dave
      @Dave_Just_Dave 4 года назад +1

      @@onyxithink4043 ruclips.net/video/_Gbtm-93oqE/видео.html
      Here, so you can find the song easy

    • @onyxithink4043
      @onyxithink4043 4 года назад +1

      Oh yeah thanks. I forgot about that song

    • @Dave_Just_Dave
      @Dave_Just_Dave 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @lad7436
    @lad7436 5 лет назад +197

    "The 2010s are coming to a close..."
    Me: Holy shit I actually didn't even think about that, the 2010s are over, done, the 2020s are next, I feel high thinking about this stuff, aight Iamma head out.

    • @cumbriannationalist5475
      @cumbriannationalist5475 5 лет назад +1

      When did you fail? I failed in the first two hours because I didn't realize it had turned November =(

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 5 лет назад +1

      @Toucan • ok but hear me out tho
      imagine being 12

    • @Jay-or5ex
      @Jay-or5ex 4 года назад

      @@lmao.3661 That's child abuse. But... Sometimes a 12 year old needs to be disciplined.

    • @kosyin
      @kosyin 4 года назад +1

      @@lmao.3661 hear*
      what are you, 12?

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 4 года назад +1

      Why is my brain on fucking microwave mode

  • @annurissimo1082
    @annurissimo1082 5 лет назад +23

    Hey Paul, here is an idea for a video: Can you beat Darkest Dungeon without stress healing?

  • @FrankByDaylight
    @FrankByDaylight 2 месяца назад +6

    RIP to the king. 👑 here for fond memory's

  • @mistr_cheese
    @mistr_cheese 3 года назад +1

    Fun fact, in rdr2 I never bought a better pistol and only used the cattleman revolver, I did use rifles and such but pistols I just upgraded the og pistol and made it look cool