One of these days, when I'm old and frail, I'm gonna hear on the news about a crazy man with a bucket who terrorized a small town while shouting passive aggressive statements about trying to beat the game of life with only said bucket. "Did he do it, dad?" my sons will ask. "I'd like to think he did." I'll reply.
Main reporter-Breaking news; Drunk man runs around yelling in a drunken stupor, about how he wants to beat a "game of life" with only a bucket. witnesses say that he was wearing only a loin cloth covering his nether regions. we now go to the scene live with reporter Jones. Jones-uhhhh im standing near the obviously intoxicated man screaming about his bucket, and im going to try to approach him. wait here while i walk over to him
@@n3oncoryx Jones never came back, as the drunken man killed him with his bucket, screaming about "Critical hits". The drunken man later tried to clip his way through the jail cell, got his head stuck between the bars, and died.
For he was followed by several hundred followers, who human pyramid-ed themselves into a pile, allowing him to reach heaven and put a bucket on gods head
The funny thing about Seth’s would-be treasure is that he simply misread the map. There’s a box full of gold in the basement that you can take and sell.
That would be more of a nightmare than one would initially think, because it means he has to get 50 star caps as a pacifist before he's allowed to shoot anything.
@@reapervirus71that was over 4 months ago he did die a month after he will be missed I grew up watching him and following his footsteps in games as i watched him he was really a great content creator
"I shot Walton in the kneecap as an homage to Bethesda blowing the legs out from underneath the Fallout franchise with Fallout 76" Ooh I want in on the "taking due shots" session! The real shame is a 2010 game by Rockstar had a better VATS system than the 2018 Fallout game.
"I shot Walter in the knee cap as an homage to Bethesda..." "Haha arrow in the knee reference" "....for ruining the fallout series with fallout 76." ".....oh"
@@fingersniff5520 This was 4 months ago and I had been misinformed. I had checked a video of his from before that said he hadn’t died but didn’t realize he died after
I really loved Arthur’s story, but I feel like Rockstar dropped the ball connecting RDR1 and 2. I don’t John ever interacts with Bill or Javier. It seemed like they were part of the same gang but not friends at all like RDR1 made it seem.
Strangely, I've never actually had the problem of rdr2 crashing on me. But I have one of the older models of Video cards. I heard that the newer models are more prone to the game crashing?
@@Bloodyfuze Yes. This is the second reference to the song he's made, to my knowledge. I pointed it out then, and again now. Good on you for knowing the song.
This video popped in my recommended and knowing what happened a couple weeks ago makes it a little hard to watch. I miss you Paul/Mitten. Everyone misses you and we hope you’re beating games in the most absurd way, wherever you are ❤️
I really do like you opening this stupid genre of “Can you beat...” into other games, very entertaining, fr. Super funny to watch, including your humor. Continue the great work.
RIP MITTEN. one of the goats easily. said “if youre watching this for the story i suggest you leave and go watch some other video” and still went over it better than most videos about this game. you will be missed forever and always. we rockin with cattlemans revolvers heavily in honor of you my man
Yeah the GOTY version does. I thought it was a standard extra for the longest te because my copy didnt come with a booklet that had the whole "congrats free dlc!" Mumbo jumbo on it, so i was confused af when i tried to turn it on on my bud's game.
It's totally feasible to beat Red Dead without dead eye. 90% of the time, I actually found it easier to just quick scope with the rifle in and out of cover.
If you have the auto-aim on (which it is by default), then yes, going without deadeye is entirely possible. Playing with the auto-aim off, however, would be another story 😦
@@staticradio724I’ve done it and took out some hideouts and stuff like that. It’s pretty hard you have to stay in cover a lot more as I only like using the dual wield cattleman revolvers
"Can you beat fallout 76 without gli-" _The audio then crashes, and the video can be seen stuttering and breaking as the shittiness of FO76 corrupts it. A smug Todd Howard can be seen in the background._ "It just works!"
Undead Nightmare with only a torch might be a fun one. That's pretty much how I played most of the story since I was really stingy and didn't want to use ammo except when I needed to.
These "Can You Beat" vids really make my day. Even though 99.98% of the time they come down to the wanton murder of innocences, your dark humor and unique wit make them enjoyable and sometimes straight up hilarious. Never change, Paul.
Recently started playing the Red Dead Redemption games again and this came up in my recommended. Rip Paul you were one of my favorite RUclipsrs to watch
@@andrewbowen2837 since I've been putting this on all his videos for the past 6 months, ive been leaving that part out. I think I've put it on a few, though.
I don't really count it as failing the run when the game forces you into certain situations. The game forced you to "fail" the run during those occasions. Whenever you had the choice, you only used the revolver.
I waited until I was able to play rdr to watch this video, I just got done with it. Thank you for all the joy you brought us and will continue to bring us for the rest of our life's. Rip Mitten Squad
this is actually a extremely well put together video. the narrating is perfect and says alot of things you don't really expect to hear as jokes yet are extremely funny. the pacing is great too and i was even distracted by anything else the entire time which i found a bit funny because during anything movie show music . i'm usually gonna try and work on something else yet this caught my attention extremely well. great video.
I hope he’s happy and in good health whether he returns to RUclips or not he’s made some great videos and does it like no other. Thank you, Mitten, for the good laughs and great videos. His brute and deadpan comedy is amazingly entertaining.
"The 2010s are coming to a close..." Me: Holy shit I actually didn't even think about that, the 2010s are over, done, the 2020s are next, I feel high thinking about this stuff, aight Iamma head out.
@@karlconroy8899 But it does affect the challenge because Mitten Squad is known for finding unique ways around forced dilemmas like these in the games he plays.
Yeah but if there’s no possible way around it he usually modifies the challenge. In the situations where the game wants you to use Gatling/cannon/dynamite but aren’t forced, he still used the cattleman...in my head canon he def passed the challenge
@@michaeldebidart I don't believe he passed the challenge. No offence to him, it's an amazing video, but he never beat the game with JUST the cattleman revolver.
Mitten: "If you are watching this for the story, I suggest you leave and go watch another video." Captions: "If you are watching this for the story, I suggest you fuck off and go watch another video." I love whoever did the captions.
@@seadelirious9838 Actually, it is a good idea, but it wouldn't be a great video. Someone already has beaten Dying Light with just fists. No weapons. Maybe if he did Nightmare Mode from the start? Without Legend Level? Now that would be something to see. Or something more fair like Hard Mode without guns and modded weapons.
You know someone's creating decent content when you've been refreshing on their channel for a week waiting for a new upload. You're doing solid work, bro. Keep it up.
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business no one dared to make a slip For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around He's an outlaw loose and running came the whisper from each lip And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead He was vicious and a killer though a youth of twenty four And the notches on his pistol numbered one an nineteen more One and nineteen more Now the stranger started talking made it plain to folks around Was an Arizona ranger wouldn't be too long in town He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead And he said it didn't matter he was after Texas Red After Texas Red Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Texas Red But the outlaw didn't worry men that tried before were dead Twenty men had tried to take twenty men had made a slip Twenty one would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip The morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet It was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street Folks were watching from their windows every-body held their breath They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death About to meet his death There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play And the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about to-day Texas Red had not cleared leather when a bullet fairly ripped And the rangers aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground Oh he might have gone on living but he made one fatal slip When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip Big iron Big iron When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip The Big Iron on his hip
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Bandolier:
‘Doubles ammo capacity on rifles and repeaters’
F
British Panda I saw that too
STONKS
F
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Dont forget that Bandana in thieves landing
*"Horses are notorious for snitching on the white man."*
Haha, this quote is memorable!
It is so funny because it is so true.
Nikolai Grönfors Palmroth Im currently doing 8 years because my horse getaway driver ratted me out. Don't trust those bastards
@Nikolai Grönfors Palmroth Yeah Nikolai, listen to VladdyTheBear, he knows what's up.
PsychOsmosis umm
Since I saw this video I keep watching for other animals. Who knows how many of them will snitch on me.
"there's a storm rolling in, and everyone knows, cows melt when exposed to thunder"
It's true
SPOILER ALERT(a little)
Arthur Morgan says so himself
Common known
Commen very is that
Haha I just did this mission and well suffice to say rip that dude
One of these days, when I'm old and frail, I'm gonna hear on the news about a crazy man with a bucket who terrorized a small town while shouting passive aggressive statements about trying to beat the game of life with only said bucket.
"Did he do it, dad?" my sons will ask.
"I'd like to think he did." I'll reply.
Main reporter-Breaking news; Drunk man runs around yelling in a drunken stupor, about how he wants to beat a "game of life" with only a bucket. witnesses say that he was wearing only a loin cloth covering his nether regions. we now go to the scene live with reporter Jones. Jones-uhhhh im standing near the obviously intoxicated man screaming about his bucket, and im going to try to approach him. wait here while i walk over to him
@@n3oncoryx Jones never came back, as the drunken man killed him with his bucket, screaming about "Critical hits". The drunken man later tried to clip his way through the jail cell, got his head stuck between the bars, and died.
Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you
@UC-QZgR-6WOckmo4Tp8Fjf0A no fuck jesus
For he was followed by several hundred followers, who human pyramid-ed themselves into a pile, allowing him to reach heaven and put a bucket on gods head
The funny thing about Seth’s would-be treasure is that he simply misread the map. There’s a box full of gold in the basement that you can take and sell.
Well well well
I... never knew that.
I mean that glass eye turned out to be the real treasure anyway because it helped him in undead nightmare
@@SCP-Dr_Bright I'm pretty sure he just stunk so bad the undead couldn't tell
@@joeschmoe4245 ayyyyy lmao
I still want you to do "Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas using only Pew-Pew?" mainly because I want to hear you say "Pew-Pew" for an entire video.
Or fallout 3 with wazzer wifle
Anything with a confusing name
@@trentenbelka7218 *4
@@zyzyfuss it’s also in fallout 3 my guy.
That would be more of a nightmare than one would initially think, because it means he has to get 50 star caps as a pacifist before he's allowed to shoot anything.
"I don't like middle names" -Mitten Beatrice Squad, 2019
That's a reference to an obscure kids book
Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you
@@Fit4C ok thanks local priest
@@Fit4C 🏳️🌈gay pride
@@Lord_of_Rot vine boom
RIP Mitten. Your legacy will live on throughout the test of time.
He will be missed
He ain't dead read his community post he isn't dead
@@reapervirus71sorry to break it to you he is dead
@@reapervirus71that was over 4 months ago he did die a month after he will be missed I grew up watching him and following his footsteps in games as i watched him he was really a great content creator
What happened?
"I shot Walton in the kneecap as an homage to Bethesda blowing the legs out from underneath the Fallout franchise with Fallout 76"
Ooh I want in on the "taking due shots" session! The real shame is a 2010 game by Rockstar had a better VATS system than the 2018 Fallout game.
The biggest oof.
That rockstar game has better vats than every fallout game 76% chance to hit pulease
I looted the corpse... just like bethesda loots the corpse of its fan club with Fallout 1
Obi Juan...at last we meet...
Shots fired.
Can you beat life with a successful RUclips career without getting demonetized?
Nice, nice!
*boss music begins*
This video succeeded. It has so many midrolls
Mitten Squad: I am inevitable
Short answer: no
Long answer: No but with a terms and conditions email.
"And head back to Bonnie's farming and mercantile supply store for more missionary...more missions I mean." I see you Mittensquad, I see you.
Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you
@@Fit4C and snap out of it lol
@@Fit4C amogus
Oh frick it i hadnt realised...
@@Fit4C amogus
This is the very 1st video of his I've ever watched, but I've heard so many positive things about him. RIP bro
"Everyone knows cows melt when exposed to thunder."
That right there is what earned you a subscriber.
Night Owl YT
Lol
I subscribed to him again with this account just for that line.
Also that one about the old lady in the beginning.
Mitten has amazing one liners. 😂
"Killed that horse, because it belonged to the son of a shepard."
Rolf: You dare mock the son of a shepard?!
“Life has many doors, Red-boy”
I'm Commander Shepard and that's not how you spell Shepherd.
@@commandershepard811 Life has many doors space boi
@@Maskofanonymity I should go.
@@commandershepard811
Rolfe: Rolfe is confused
Me: Later Commander
"If he'd stayed in the hole where he belonged" Ah, yes, Edgar IS the one in the hole.
Ryan you sick bastard
edgar is the cow in Ryans house in the Lets Play world
@@Penetratr Ryan specifically states its not any specific cow, simply whomever is in the hole is Edgar.
It’s not the cow that matters. It’s the damn title.
@@dittmar104 it's not the title OR the cow, it's the hole and what (or WHO) is in it, let's be real.
Rest in peace Paul
He ain’t dead
@KingX. bro what, the mans been dead for months now 💀
"I shot Walter in the knee cap as an homage to Bethesda..."
"Haha arrow in the knee reference"
"....for ruining the fallout series with fallout 76."
".....oh"
Time stamp
T4c0_N1nj4 exactly 3 minutes in my friend
Ikr I was think Oblivion then he said failing 76 and I wass like ouch... Lol
Fuck you mean, hes not wrong
@@joeshiesty4613 Just watch the fucking video man
"You can't get a doctor to even spit on you for 400 dollars in America"
God damn
An ambulance ride alone costs like 4000$ so he's right 🗿
I got a doctor to feel my balls for 120
@@SevereUwu Boy or girl?
SSaul well I got the doctor who hides behind Walgreens’ to feel mine for free 😎
I pay $40 a month for insurance and can see my doctor any time for anything I want and pay nothing.
Would the alternative title of this be: Can I beat Red Dead Redemption with only the Big Iron on My Hip?
Too bad he used ADS
"Can I beat read dead redemption 1 with just my shooty tooty?"
no he used aim not only hip firing
The answer is yes big iron can destroy anything
Well because there is a mandatory melee section in going with no
Just found out what happened 😢 RIP Mitten Squad, always gave me a smile when i was feeling down
Dude he isn’t dead
@@KingX.What the fuck
@@fingersniff5520 This was 4 months ago and I had been misinformed. I had checked a video of his from before that said he hadn’t died but didn’t realize he died after
10:28 Failed opportunity to say, "And turned his intestines into outestines."
Disappointed.
Smh my head
@@orangoru4061 shake my head my head
Orangoru are you okay?
@@ziggitee3500 are you okay?
@@doughhhboi1731 idk are they
This game really hit different when you finish RDR2 and you remember all the shit they went through together and now John is Hunting them all down.
Reggie Jenkins The part that really hit me hard was seeing Arthur die and then realizing that John too was going to die
The one I really felt bad for was Javier. Dude got the shit end of the stick
I really loved Arthur’s story, but I feel like Rockstar dropped the ball connecting RDR1 and 2. I don’t John ever interacts with Bill or Javier. It seemed like they were part of the same gang but not friends at all like RDR1 made it seem.
@@chrism1518they’re all friends within the gang to a certain extent
RDR2: * comes out on pc *
Paul: * makes RDR1 vid anyway *
Is it out yet?
@@Helixxs i thought it was right?
@@Helixxs It's been out for 6 days. It's not out on Steam yet tho so I ain't buying it till it is.
@@40mm-Grenade yeah I'm waiting for the steam one
@@Helixxs Should be out in December for Steam.
“Then I killed the horses because, no witnesses”
That part got me
"Landon, what a dumb name." :(
Ooof
Yeah that pissed me off too. Landon Rickets is a cool guy!
At least your name isn't Ben.
Yeah, I felt that too 😔
i feel that too at least your parents spelled it right and not Landen like me
Mitten Squad: “Can you launch RDR2 on PC without crashing?”
Mfw when i laughed at this stale ass joke
This is outdated c'mon....the real problem is the performance
@@DJ-Plunder when when
@@DJ-Plunder mfw you should stfu and keep your opinion to yourself
Strangely, I've never actually had the problem of rdr2 crashing on me. But I have one of the older models of Video cards. I heard that the newer models are more prone to the game crashing?
"Used his gun to turn off a woman" LMAO
agreed so random i started laughing before i realized what he said
Skyhijinx turned off can mean so many things out of context
Who else is coming back after the news? Miss ya paul.
He’s not dead read his community post
"Still hate that name.
Not as much as sue, but it's up there."
The anything but Sue joke returns!
Othername 5 Isn’t it because of Johnny Cash’s song A Boy Named Sue
@@Bloodyfuze Yes.
This is the second reference to the song he's made, to my knowledge.
I pointed it out then, and again now.
Good on you for knowing the song.
If Ya hate any name should be ur own as u didn't pick it
@@pacman9635 I like my name, personally.
I guess not everyone can be so lucky.
"And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him."
Oh. Hi John.
Wtf I just listened to that song 😂
Fuck! Do I need to go back to Montana?
Uknown AU Chara Johnny cash lol
@@alexmcdonald1413 bruh thats from the bible
"You can't even get a doctor to spit at you for 400 dollars in America," lmao
I mean he isn’t wrong
@@therightman9354 not even a lil bit lol
Is this some kind of American thing that I'm to British to know about
@@lucasrasmussen6386 indeed
Lucas Rasmussen yeah pretty much
"Poor Norman was probably traumatized from dying. I'm sure he'll get over it"
Yah he'll be fine
"I spent longer than I should have navigating my way out of this canyon"
I felt that....
And so did all of your viewers who played this game....
Yeeeeesh
Not me
I never had trouble with the canyon
I had no trouble with the place but only because I enjoyed clearing out the gang hideout in Pikes basin and did so numerous times.
True pikes basin gets me stuck after justice in pikes basin
"I won the race because come on, she's a woman." Closed Captions tell you a whole different story
I call that just u know judgement on women
@@guywiththebeans2408 the language of the gods
@@acey6991 haha lol
in the captions, instead of telling you to leave if you were here for the story it just outright says fuck off to you.
Timestamp
Can you beat Fallout 3 blindfolded?
(Have someone tell you the directions while playing.)
Oooo love it
Thats gonna be cool!
Better yet, its a live stream and the guide is the chat
@@iLoveBuckets69 He could stare at a second monitor whilst the first monitor is in frame and is blocked by paper or something thicker
And it has to be someone who never played it and he can't open the map
This video popped in my recommended and knowing what happened a couple weeks ago makes it a little hard to watch. I miss you Paul/Mitten. Everyone misses you and we hope you’re beating games in the most absurd way, wherever you are ❤️
I really do like you opening this stupid genre of “Can you beat...” into other games, very entertaining, fr. Super funny to watch, including your humor. Continue the great work.
15:30 love how he’s honest with what he does in the challenge. It would be so easy to just skip stuff like that.
I hate it!!! I disliked and unsubscribed because of it. What a disgrace.
Watching John die again is still hard even in 2019
The_Cooler _Anakin there are some moments that non-gamers will never understand. Maybe John Rest In Peace.
And we might see him die again in 60 FPS in 2020 smh
@@ZayTech91 wait, is rockstar considering remaking red read redemption?
@@ZayTech91 really??!! They should just add the rdr1 missions to the rdr2 story mode. How dope would that be?
@@aaronrichards19886 That is stupid because RDR1 takes place in Mexico
RIP MITTEN. one of the goats easily. said “if youre watching this for the story i suggest you leave and go watch some other video” and still went over it better than most videos about this game. you will be missed forever and always. we rockin with cattlemans revolvers heavily in honor of you my man
Even though he died last year i still scroll through comments looking for ones like this. It's still very serreal that he'll never post again😢
“They pranked us real good by killing Norman right in front of us”
he didnt realise the bandolier gave double ammo on rifles and repeaters
Reading is not popular this days =(
@@Vityanvityan these* dumbass
Glad I'm not the only one that saw that
I was basically yelling at my phone
@@Vityanvityan ok boomer
"the greatest handgun ever made"
- Shalashaska
engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever
big boss that reference is just top tier
Don't you mean Revolver "Revolver Ocelot" Ocelot?
La Li Lu Le Lo
"Six shots, more than enough to kill anything that moves. "
I always wondered why the gun that you got for free was golden. Then I realized my pre-owned copy from gamestop had it as a dlc that was downloaded
Yeah the GOTY version does. I thought it was a standard extra for the longest te because my copy didnt come with a booklet that had the whole "congrats free dlc!" Mumbo jumbo on it, so i was confused af when i tried to turn it on on my bud's game.
Huh. I bought a used copy a couple weeks ago because I've never played the first one and wanted to try it and was wondering why my guns were gold.
@@Gabe_Sage i would be happy if My guns came gold
@@9etherNeo not just that. You also got the war horse . It's stamina was unlimited
@@Γιάννης-ξ8μ No it isn't
“He then directed us towards a Minecraft”
11:13
I saw that too.
@@Gold_JustForFun heard*
williamisgood farted*
Burger well yes, that’s the joke.
@ He could use subtitles
"Had it not been for his mustache, he never would have survived the bandit ambush"
Nice fucking profile picture man
@@justinharris2272 nice shirt man
@@hankthebird knife man got me through some really hard times, it was awesome to see it here of all places. And thank you big bro best wishes wingnut
But here's the true question... can you Paul of mitten squad beat fallout new vegas using a "lightly" modified mid 90s bop it as the controller
It's totally feasible to beat Red Dead without dead eye. 90% of the time, I actually found it easier to just quick scope with the rifle in and out of cover.
If you have the auto-aim on (which it is by default), then yes, going without deadeye is entirely possible. Playing with the auto-aim off, however, would be another story 😦
I played through the whole game thinking dead eye only worked in cutscenes so I didn't use it at all.
@@staticradio724I’ve done it and took out some hideouts and stuff like that. It’s pretty hard you have to stay in cover a lot more as I only like using the dual wield cattleman revolvers
@@egg6130💀
you can't dual wield in this game. @therookie5714
“Can you play Fallout 76 without running into any glitches?”
The video is 4 seconds long, the game crashed
"Can you beat fallout 76 without gli-"
_The audio then crashes, and the video can be seen stuttering and breaking as the shittiness of FO76 corrupts it. A smug Todd Howard can be seen in the background._
"It just works!"
@@jinn8465 lol dude
0:30 Damn. I was not expecting a Junie B. Jones reference. My childhood just came back and hit me like a train
I completly forgot about her
Undead Nightmare might be one of my most favorite dlcs ever. Red dead is awesome.
It's automaticly bad because it's not called red undead nightmare
Undead Nightmare with only a torch might be a fun one. That's pretty much how I played most of the story since I was really stingy and didn't want to use ammo except when I needed to.
My UN is completely broken, can’t even play 5 mins without a glitch. Sucks because it seems to be really fun
Undead Nightmare 2 new and improved in RDR2 would be a dream come true.
@@TyTwoFly there have been hints in rdr2 to a new undead nightmare
we'll miss you paul.
It's weird how good this still looks
Beat The OuterWorlds with the starting pistol unupgraded.
Who cares
ben berman I do.
ben berman me
That pistol sucks, can you even?
@@waltercodingproductions1023 genuinely don't think you can, you wouldn't have enough ammo for the final boss
These "Can You Beat" vids really make my day. Even though 99.98% of the time they come down to the wanton murder of innocences, your dark humor and unique wit make them enjoyable and sometimes straight up hilarious. Never change, Paul.
Recently started playing the Red Dead Redemption games again and this came up in my recommended. Rip Paul you were one of my favorite RUclipsrs to watch
"Which makes deadeye useless"
*still uses deadeye*
its not a no dead eye run
@@yoink7590that’s not what the comment was saying smh
" with that many horses we'd have enough glue to last a decade or more."
Apparently you don't huff very much glue. amateur.
@@SkullkeeperVSK r/nocontext
@@SkullkeeperVSK let me take a crack at summarizing what u wrote.. "r/evenwithcontext"
David Attenborough wow, you’re such a funny funny redditor
@@suckersupreme4380 I'm gonna upvoat u even tho ur being sarcastic.
David Attenborough upvote* sorry
You went from the future (fallout) to the past (RDR). Can you go further into the past, and beat Kingdom Come: Deliverance with only your fists?
headsgrowback damn you must really hate someone to make them try to beat kcd with only fists
Fuck it’s hard enough with a sword
On hardcore with all the negative perks
@@andrewbowen2837 since I've been putting this on all his videos for the past 6 months, ive been leaving that part out. I think I've put it on a few, though.
@@splyntered man after a certain level it's joke with a sword
32:45 or so. The launching lantern made me laugh way more than it should have.
Bro why is that so funny?
25:21 “Captain De Santa is fast, but Big Bird is faster.”
34:58 "edgar is the one is the hole" reference? I love this channel
Had to see if there was anyone else who'd noticed 😁.
Somewhere a Mad King is laughing
All Hail Ryan Haywood The Mad King Himself
@@markanthonyjoyce7830 man this didn't age well at all
@@NativeJoel u right
I don't really count it as failing the run when the game forces you into certain situations. The game forced you to "fail" the run during those occasions. Whenever you had the choice, you only used the revolver.
"Man do i despise these cow herding missions"
Me: Yes Indeed
At least they are better than breaking the horses I hated that so much
@@ronanhavern1980 I loved the horse breaking missions
@@AlqhemyA I had to skip the checkpoint every time I just couldn’t do it and in undead nightmare the only horse I could get was death
@@ronanhavern1980 it's not that hard, just mash the buttons like me
Glad RUclips recommended your Channel; I've really been enjoying your "Can You Beat" series.
Think of being horn as a guy with that term
Yea I subbed turned on notifications and likes
Brings back the memories of staying up till 6 am playing games on my 360
"So anyway I started blasting!"
Wish that was in there somewhere ^^
Technically was. It's not verbatim, but he says something along the lines of "And so I respawned, and started blasting."
R.I.P Paul
RIP to the goat. One of the few RUclipsrs who could always entertain me without fail. I know you’re up there kickin it in the great saloon in the sky
I waited until I was able to play rdr to watch this video, I just got done with it. Thank you for all the joy you brought us and will continue to bring us for the rest of our life's. Rip Mitten Squad
Me: Damn i really forgot about the story on this, can;t wait to watch
Mittens: 0:55
Me: Oh...
Well imagine
this is actually a extremely well put together video. the narrating is perfect and says alot of things you don't really expect to hear as jokes yet are extremely funny. the pacing is great too and i was even distracted by anything else the entire time which i found a bit funny because during anything movie show music . i'm usually gonna try and work on something else yet this caught my attention extremely well. great video.
0:31
"the b stands for beatrice, but i dont like middle names"
*i see what you did there.*
gosh dangit i haven't thought about that in forever.
@@JitteryJackanape i don't get it
@@matthiasthulman4058 Me neither.
@@Cons-Cat it's a reference to Junie B Jones, a children's book series
I hope he’s happy and in good health whether he returns to RUclips or not he’s made some great videos and does it like no other.
Thank you, Mitten, for the good laughs and great videos. His brute and deadpan comedy is amazingly entertaining.
I'm sorry to inform you, but he passed away
“Used a gun, to turn off a woman”
there's no button for that so...
@@TheTroll10 i mean could you count a trigger as a button 🤔
comma splice idiot
Love how even after you fail the challenge you still keep going and go through a world of pain.
"The 2010s are coming to a close..."
Me: Holy shit I actually didn't even think about that, the 2010s are over, done, the 2020s are next, I feel high thinking about this stuff, aight Iamma head out.
When did you fail? I failed in the first two hours because I didn't realize it had turned November =(
@Toucan • ok but hear me out tho
imagine being 12
@@lmao.3661 That's child abuse. But... Sometimes a 12 year old needs to be disciplined.
@@lmao.3661 hear*
what are you, 12?
Why is my brain on fucking microwave mode
Idk why people say that in rdr 1 & 2 there is no fast travel, have you ever heard about stagecoaches???
Or if you buy it in camp you can fast travel from a camp or the gang camp
Or trains in rdr2
@@raptor7385 Or set up a camp.......
Or set up a camp
Nobody says that
The second I saw the title I was like “no because they make you use a Gatling gun several times”
Then it cant be helped and shouldn't affect the challenge
@@karlconroy8899 But it does affect the challenge because Mitten Squad is known for finding unique ways around forced dilemmas like these in the games he plays.
Yeah but if there’s no possible way around it he usually modifies the challenge. In the situations where the game wants you to use Gatling/cannon/dynamite but aren’t forced, he still used the cattleman...in my head canon he def passed the challenge
@@michaeldebidart I don't believe he passed the challenge. No offence to him, it's an amazing video, but he never beat the game with JUST the cattleman revolver.
Mitten: "If you are watching this for the story, I suggest you leave and go watch another video."
Captions: "If you are watching this for the story, I suggest you fuck off and go watch another video."
I love whoever did the captions.
Hey Paul, here is an idea for a video: Can you beat Darkest Dungeon without stress healing?
19:11 *"Horses are notorious for snitching on the white man..."*
*That line alone is why Mitten Squad is the best. Funniest gaming channel ever.*
It is funny because it is so true.
Why it's true can someone explain
You could say, John has a big iron on his hip
BIG IRON
BIG IRON
BIG IRON
Solaire is the firstborn. fight me. The song says nowhere big iron 3 times in a row.
Big Chungus
Ok boomer
Big iron on his hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
At the end he has the big iron in his hip.
Just finished my RDR playthrough and finished Undead Nightmare for the first time the other day. Had to pay homage to the Squad. Miss you everyday
11:36 "exploded some absolute unit playing with a red barrel" lol
Can you beat Dying Light with only Kicking/Fists/Firecrackers? (Your choice)
Unfortunately, that's an awful idea. Love you tho bro
Sea Delirious he makes a lot of awful choices
@@seadelirious9838 Actually, it is a good idea, but it wouldn't be a great video. Someone already has beaten Dying Light with just fists. No weapons. Maybe if he did Nightmare Mode from the start? Without Legend Level? Now that would be something to see. Or something more fair like Hard Mode without guns and modded weapons.
I edited it, added kicking
zoinks scoob it’s definitely possible if you can use the legend ranks
Paul: *Posts a RDR challenge video*
Me: Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, Haw
I've only seen mittensquads skyrim and fallout videos, excited to see this one
But he’s dead though
Still one of my favorite videos. Rest in peace man.
“These 2 guys were fighting, so I shot them both”. Most American sentence I’ve ever heard
Mitten Squad: “It was a happy accident that I changed into my suit.”
Naw man you just wanted to impress that lady with how cool you look with it on
"Not as much as Sue, but it's up there"
Me: JOHNNY CASH REFERENCE!!! JOHNNY CASH REFERENCE!!!!!!
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@@onyxithink4043 listen to "a boy named Sue" by Johnny Cash, then you would understand
@@onyxithink4043 ruclips.net/video/_Gbtm-93oqE/видео.html
Here, so you can find the song easy
Oh yeah thanks. I forgot about that song
Lol
Can you beat red dead redemption 2 with only a varmint rifle?
No you need to fight O'Driscolls to progress
IMPOSSIBLE Ent. Knifes or melee.
@@johncurtis118 Wouldnt those still count as killing while using something other than a varmint rifle?
Nope. Some missions require you to use a sniper rifle
Big Chungus also impossible, you can’t kill the deer on the hunting mission with Charles with a knife, only with a bow
You know someone's creating decent content when you've been refreshing on their channel for a week waiting for a new upload. You're doing solid work, bro. Keep it up.
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business no one dared to make a slip
For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around
He's an outlaw loose and running came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
He was vicious and a killer though a youth of twenty four
And the notches on his pistol numbered one an nineteen more
One and nineteen more
Now the stranger started talking made it plain to folks around
Was an Arizona ranger wouldn't be too long in town
He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead
And he said it didn't matter he was after Texas Red
After Texas Red
Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Texas Red
But the outlaw didn't worry men that tried before were dead
Twenty men had tried to take twenty men had made a slip
Twenty one would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
The morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet
It was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street
Folks were watching from their windows every-body held their breath
They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death
About to meet his death
There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about to-day
Texas Red had not cleared leather when a bullet fairly ripped
And the rangers aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round
There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground
Oh he might have gone on living but he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
Big iron Big iron
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip The Big Iron on his hip
TeaBallSugar GOD
source
@@pietrodasilvatulio1372 It's called "Big Iron" by Marty Robbins
ruclips.net/video/zzICMIu5zFY/видео.html
@@Kings_Gambit_24 thanks
When you run out of ammo, you still pistol whip them, its technically still the cattleman.
"Shaky, not stirred". That must be strong whiskey if it causes the glass to tremble
“Can you beat prey without using the recycler”
Wow havent seen red dead redemption 1 in a long time. I'm getting so much nostalgia.
Can we just appreciate that whenever there's a mine or something to do with a mine. Paul calls it a minecraft.