Re; Larryable ; Hi Bro hay you have accidently posted your same comment Twice , ...if you hold your curcer at end of your comment 3 little dots will apeare. If you click them , they will open and give you the option to edit or delete your comment ..If you delete this copy my comment will go wih it and thats fine by me ...Have a great day LarryBro.
I really want to thank you. And I am absolutely honest here. My health is very bad, I live a life of constant pain. But I wish to thank you because you made my day. You made me laugh more than I laughed in the past 11 years. I really needed it. Your video was a treasure for me today. Thank you so much. I love your videos!
Yes, James, I have a couple of pair, lol. I've had them for decades, literally, as they went by another name back then Yes, I have used them at air shows and football games, and yes, my wife wishes she was with another man when I have used them. I've calculated they are in the area of maybe 2x. Couple them with an umbrella hat, and people will definitely leave you alone. Forever. Worst product ever? They're so ludicrous, I can't throw them away. As always, thanks for your review.
I know this is a joke because my and my kids wear them daily (and love them). All the kids at school are jealous, so they pick fun at my boys. The other evening I had a woman “accidentally” bump into me at the grocers store. She was trying to hit on me I know it.
I work in a place with a lot of artists (CGI). I'm going to get these for when we do art reviews. I'll put a "Magic Art Evaluation Glasses" label on them. When I go to do review I'll throw them on. Hmm and haw about the piece, cluck my tongue, look at the artist, and shake my head in disappointment as I take them off and walk away.
So happy I watched this. Absolute golden review. That concert clip was perfect. I would love you to bring this back with some other odd dumb gadgets and take it back out but all together
I liked the old washer in the background of the restaurant you were eating at while you were testing the Zoomies. I think the washer would still work better than the Zoomies at doing the job it was supposed to do ;-)
The real tip-off is right on the package. 400% magnification.......which is another, yet more misleading way of saying 4X magnification. That's not much and judging by your video, it barely looks magnified at all.
4x Magnification? It looked like it might be 1.5x, and even that was pushing it I thought. If it's actually 4x magnification, it's mostly counteracted by the blurriness I expect.
I just found your channel today, and wow what a great deal of laughs I have had! Companies are crazy making ridiculous products like this, lo. Great channel, keep it up!
I have to say the intro with the box on the dash while your driving made me feel anticipation i LOVED that. Ive seen most if not all of your videos and i am continued to be inspired to watch more because of your thoroughness. You dont just go for the jugular and destroy a prpduct verbally....you always give it a fair chance. Rock on James!!!!
Omg the you trying to eat was so funny 😂😂 there were like 2 fries you tossed on the table because you missed the plate with those giant things 😂😂 your channel is great! Lol
OMG I couldn’t stop laughing when you were in the restaurant. This video should be titled “Freakin’ Reviews - Zoomies comedy moments” LOL 😂 Thanks for the video, gave me a great laugh.
So funny. It reminds me of making o's with your thumbs and index fingers and turning them upside down over your eyes. And, yeah, like you said, probably not a good idea to walk around for safety sake, but they look ridiculously hilarious. I was waiting for you to poke yourself in the eye with the straw or up the nose. I cannot believe you actually wore them in public. Lol The things you do to help your subscribers.
this vid was fuckin hilarious for some reason you deserve way more subs dude. your vids are really good, and some mad funny when they don't work as advertised. keep up the with the vids man they are great! you're going to blow up on youtube i feel like pretty soon cause you come up in up next vids on the side alot now. i subbed and haven't stopped watching your vids for like a week straight they get kind of addictive.
Perfect Polly was the worst product I've ever seen. That shitty looking fake bird should never have been made. Thanks for the laughs, I love your reviews.
I bought this product from a British catalogue firm called Betterware,without reading any reviews.They apparently were selling Zoomies under the generic name 'Hands Free Binoculars' and it arrived in a non-descript card box.I tried using them/fiddled with them for about 20 minutes and realised I spent most of my time trying to get them in focus.Wearing them made me feel disorientated and slightly sick as the lenses were so small.Even after a period of less than an hour I didn't want to continue using the glasses.That's how bad they were.The build quality is poor as well
2:58, remember how we as kids would burn stuffs with a magnifying glass, look at what the sun light beam is doing to your face , I wouldn’t be surprise if these things actually burn people while they try using it outdoor on a sunny day
Lol. I don't think you should not be walking around with them like you probably would not be walking around with binoculars on your face either. #lookingprettysilly ! Thanks for the giggles. :D
My husband wears these whilst wearing khaki shorts and black socks. Needless to say I don't know him when we go out in public. That's ok though he can't see me anyway lol
I feel like these would be a great way to teach people what it’s like for people with visual difficulties. I tried myopic lenses once that are made for that purpose, and it sucked trying to cook something like that. Tl;Dr: I was an intern in the design division for a major appliance manufacturer. They have a whole suite set up to have employees try out various physical and vision difficulties, to emphasize we needed to be inclusive of the very elderly and disabled. BUT, I know high schools sometimes do similar things, as well as some college classes, and they won’t have nearly the money available to buy the special glasses. I do know several people who’s vision is blurry and limited to a small dot, so it does replicate some actual issues.
I bought Zoomies (or equivalent) a long time ago and they did not magnify at all. Don't know what I did wrong but no magnification. Plus they are painful to wear.
They are made to see things far away not for reading things near. Doesn't look like they do that good at things far away. But then I have some farly good binoculars!
One day this will evolve into Geordi La Forge's visor from Star Trek the Next Generation. Who'll be laughing then? Definitely not the guy forced to use a goofy visor in a universe where spinal cord transplants are possible. "Fix your eyes the right way, Geordi? Sorry, we're all backed up. I'll pencil you in for nine years from now . . . if we make a second movie. Try on this visor, as seen on TV."
I love the reviews I've see so far on this channel. This review, however, was not only of the worst product, but also the worst review of a product. I'm glad I did not see this review first or I would have not watched any more from this channel.
I reviewed these asinine things in early-2013, and I too found them to be exceptionally dorky-looking when used; I also found that the 300% magnification rating was a big steaming load of horse puckey. :-(
I think it was meant for stationary viewing like in a stadium or something, you don't use it while walking or going around places. I know its ugly but its purpose is just like a binoculars.
Mmm. You do an unboxing, try a load of crud in twenty different ways, like a fly hitting the window, in the hope that they will improve..... Yet you wore them last night to the concert. Back To The Future stuff.
These bad boys look like a migraine waiting to happen.. it almost hurts just thinking about it. Optics is one thing where you truly get what you pay for. The difference between $50 binoculars and $500 Zeiss or Swift binoculars is night and day. Buy them young and you'll have them your entire life.
First: I thought you were gonna pull a Joe Black when you were crossing the street with them on... Second : while they look silly at the concert, the most embarrassing part is that you went to see Evanescence... Kill me...
Unfortunately I bought a pair of those horrible glasses. Fortunately I only paid $3 at a "Dollar Store". Wasn't even worth that! You're supposed to be able to wear them with glasses on. Nope. Great job on these reviews! Keep it up!
If you took these to a stage play, You would love them. They allow you to actually save $$$$$ by getting the lower cost noes bleed seats and they bring the show almost to your seat. They just are not good for anything else.
i got a pair of these when i was 6 and still have them. the reson that you cant read with them is becuse you can only read on paper they dont work on screens
Who cares if they work as advertised... Think about all of the ladies that you'll pick up wearing those bad boys!!!
I was definitely getting some stares. It could be a "chick magnet."
trueCDNhoser 🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha, "I'm sorry Ms I thought your butt was my bag, I apologize for carrying it, I can't see properly"
Hahaha, "I'm sorry Ms I thought your butt was my bag, I apologize for carrying it, I can't see properly"
Re; Larryable ; Hi Bro hay you have accidently posted your same comment
Twice , ...if you hold your curcer at end of your comment 3 little dots will apeare. If you click them , they will open and give you the option to edit or delete your comment ..If you delete this copy my comment will go wih it and thats fine by me ...Have a great day LarryBro.
bruh James saying "wooo" with his glasses on at that concert is one of the funniest things I've ever seen those things are ridiculous
He reminds me of Kamaji from Spirited away when wearing the glasses.
I really want to thank you. And I am absolutely honest here. My health is very bad, I live a life of constant pain. But I wish to thank you because you made my day. You made me laugh more than I laughed in the past 11 years. I really needed it. Your video was a treasure for me today. Thank you so much. I love your videos!
Yes, James, I have a couple of pair, lol. I've had them for decades, literally, as they went by another name back then Yes, I have used them at air shows and football games, and yes, my wife wishes she was with another man when I have used them. I've calculated they are in the area of maybe 2x. Couple them with an umbrella hat, and people will definitely leave you alone. Forever.
Worst product ever? They're so ludicrous, I can't throw them away. As always, thanks for your review.
Hah so true William. I always appreciate your comments.
No Pocket Chair?
lmao @ an umbrella hat with these lenses
I know this is a joke because my and my kids wear them daily (and love them). All the kids at school are jealous, so they pick fun at my boys. The other evening I had a woman “accidentally” bump into me at the grocers store. She was trying to hit on me I know it.
Pick fun...? Where the fuck do you live that English isn't the primary language?
@@iami3rian394 you've never heard the term pick fun? You must be 12.
@@MrBassem95 do you mean poke fun?
Also I'd literally eat a child to be twelve again. Nice try with the ad homs.
IamI3rian who asked bruh
This is so realistic I'm not sure whether or not I should laugh just yet
I work in a place with a lot of artists (CGI). I'm going to get these for when we do art reviews. I'll put a "Magic Art Evaluation Glasses" label on them. When I go to do review I'll throw them on. Hmm and haw about the piece, cluck my tongue, look at the artist, and shake my head in disappointment as I take them off and walk away.
That is awesome.
love this!
So happy I watched this. Absolute golden review. That concert clip was perfect. I would love you to bring this back with some other odd dumb gadgets and take it back out but all together
looks like a glaucoma simulator
thanks for not driving with them things on, i am beginning to wonder how many people are driving around wearing them, the way some people drive. lol
Basically it's a crapy plastic frame with garbage quality plastic lenses.
Jax Nean
you’re a genius!
Lieutenant Commander La Forge is the first thought that popped in my head when James pulled out the Zoomies.
I liked the old washer in the background of the restaurant you were eating at while you were testing the Zoomies. I think the washer would still work better than the Zoomies at doing the job it was supposed to do ;-)
I’d like to see you review those “X-ray Vision” glasses, that were advertised on the back of comic books.
The real tip-off is right on the package. 400% magnification.......which is another, yet more misleading way of saying 4X magnification. That's not much and judging by your video, it barely looks magnified at all.
That's true. 400% sounds a lot more impressive than 4x! The original ads said it was 300%, so I'm not sure when it was "upgraded" hah.
4x Magnification? It looked like it might be 1.5x, and even that was pushing it I thought. If it's actually 4x magnification, it's mostly counteracted by the blurriness I expect.
Its the magnification on a trijicon Acog. Useful enough to spot IEDs before you are too close.
It looked like 1.4x to me, which is 40%...
I just found your channel today, and wow what a great deal of laughs I have had! Companies are crazy making ridiculous products like this, lo. Great channel, keep it up!
I have to say the intro with the box on the dash while your driving made me feel anticipation i LOVED that. Ive seen most if not all of your videos and i am continued to be inspired to watch more because of your thoroughness. You dont just go for the jugular and destroy a prpduct verbally....you always give it a fair chance. Rock on James!!!!
You know they are Binoculars right? Can you eat or walk around with binoculars? No! 😂😂🤣. I was cracking up watching this video.
Omg the you trying to eat was so funny 😂😂 there were like 2 fries you tossed on the table because you missed the plate with those giant things 😂😂 your channel is great! Lol
OMG I couldn’t stop laughing when you were in the restaurant. This video should be titled “Freakin’ Reviews - Zoomies comedy moments” LOL 😂 Thanks for the video, gave me a great laugh.
Hah thanks Corinna. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Why did I read this as "zombie comedy moments" and thought it was so accurate the way he was reaching for his food
Lol James, thanks for the review. Those things are a " garbage ready product ". Smh, want be buying this item. Thanks again
Boulder city and lake Meade...2 destinations that my wife and I go to when we go to Vegas. We always go to Hemenway Park and see the rams.
LOL. I thought I was watching an old movie - "The Fly."
Cheap garbage, makes me laugh.
I would be scared to even put those on
Hey James! What's up? When you dipped the fry into the table I died lol!
MoonZow same here, still laughing about it & when he walked into the rock.
Heh yeah that was pretty funny. I'm surprised I didn't spill something.
LOL!! The look alone had me cracking up. Ouch, your head!! The things you do for these reviews. Thanks for sharing😃
Thanks Christy!
So funny. It reminds me of making o's with your thumbs and index fingers and turning them upside down over your eyes. And, yeah, like you said, probably not a good idea to walk around for safety sake, but they look ridiculously hilarious. I was waiting for you to poke yourself in the eye with the straw or up the nose. I cannot believe you actually wore them in public. Lol The things you do to help your subscribers.
Hah well some of the times you saw me laughing was from the reaction I was getting from people around me! Thanks for watching.
this vid was fuckin hilarious for some reason you deserve way more subs dude. your vids are really good, and some mad funny when they don't work as advertised. keep up the with the vids man they are great! you're going to blow up on youtube i feel like pretty soon cause you come up in up next vids on the side alot now. i subbed and haven't stopped watching your vids for like a week straight they get kind of addictive.
Lmaoooo the difference between using the zoomies and without is the BEST!
I kind of want Banpresto to sue them for the design.
EDIT: And I just learned in a little over 3 weeks ago they Defunct. Oh well...
I love him so much, he is so thorough with review's. Thank you so much for your review❤
Thanks Courtney. That is very kind of you.
They look like those xray glasses sold in the back of comic books when I was a kid.
Looks like Professor Farnsworth lol
Cryptur hahaha
Gross! The worst product I've ever seen. Thanks for the great reviews. Zoomies and out!
Got so nervous when you said let me try the soda, I was ready for you to knock the glass down!
Perfect Polly was the worst product I've ever seen. That shitty looking fake bird should never have been made. Thanks for the laughs, I love your reviews.
4:42 I think I found Blumhouse's creepy mask for their next budget slasher movie.
I bought this product from a British catalogue firm called Betterware,without reading any reviews.They apparently were selling Zoomies under the generic name 'Hands Free Binoculars' and it arrived in a non-descript card box.I tried using them/fiddled with them for about 20 minutes and realised I spent most of my time trying to get them in focus.Wearing them made me feel disorientated and slightly sick as the lenses were so small.Even after a period of less than an hour I didn't want to continue using the glasses.That's how bad they were.The build quality is poor as well
Zoomies... the 21st century X-Ray Specs... ;-P
2:58, remember how we as kids would burn stuffs with a magnifying glass, look at what the sun light beam is doing to your face , I wouldn’t be surprise if these things actually burn people while they try using it outdoor on a sunny day
Lol. I don't think you should not be walking around with them like you probably would not be walking around with binoculars on your face either. #lookingprettysilly ! Thanks for the giggles. :D
My husband wears these whilst wearing khaki shorts and black socks. Needless to say I don't know him when we go out in public. That's ok though he can't see me anyway lol
Worst product but the most hilarious video. Gotta' give 'em credit for that.
I always thought these things looked like something a jeweler would be using if I went in for repair.
They do look like that, but they don't work up close!
Lmao, you took one for the team on that one 🤣🤣🤣
They look so stupid, I would not be caught dead wearing them🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like these would be a great way to teach people what it’s like for people with visual difficulties. I tried myopic lenses once that are made for that purpose, and it sucked trying to cook something like that.
Tl;Dr: I was an intern in the design division for a major appliance manufacturer. They have a whole suite set up to have employees try out various physical and vision difficulties, to emphasize we needed to be inclusive of the very elderly and disabled. BUT, I know high schools sometimes do similar things, as well as some college classes, and they won’t have nearly the money available to buy the special glasses. I do know several people who’s vision is blurry and limited to a small dot, so it does replicate some actual issues.
It's mandatory that every product be brought on a road trip at least 1 hour long to a location with rocks and water.
Before use.
When he pulled the product out of the box, I just loled.
Props for wearing that thing in public! Lol
I am so glad there are people willing to buy all this garbage and test it so many more people don't throw their money in the trash!
I bought Zoomies (or equivalent) a long time ago and they did not magnify at all. Don't know what I did wrong but no magnification. Plus they are painful to wear.
Ancient aliens are coming
Being at that restaurant must've been epic for others there seeing u try to get to your food.
Dude kept photo bombing... LOL
"Woo" 😂😂 definitely one of the worst looking products. Thanks for the laughs!😂
Glad you liked it. I'd like to see you and Rachel sport a couple of these.
2¢ Chicks wow i was just watch your yt vid
Zoomies: the fashion accessory made famous by the character "Bubbles" on Trailer Park Boyz!
It's the same thing as looking through a toilet paper roll,ha!
Imagine he drove all the way out therejust to find out it wasn’t the glasses in the box
James you had me laughin' throughout this review. Woooo!
Thanks Noel! That was a fun one to make.
I’m willing to bet that it’s just a couple of small, cheap magnifying glasses hooked up to a plastic frame
They are made to see things far away not for reading things near. Doesn't look like they do that good at things far away. But then I have some farly good binoculars!
Looks like a Mad Max prop.
I can totally see some product liability coming from this
Here's the old adage: " You get what you paid...blaa blaa". What'd they cost?
They used to sell for about $10 in stores, but I had to shell out about $16 for these on Amazon.
I like how your son follows you for safety.
Safety first!
Love the stylish look of these! Ya gotta sport these daily!!! Baaahhhaaa. 😎
One day this will evolve into Geordi La Forge's visor from Star Trek the Next Generation. Who'll be laughing then? Definitely not the guy forced to use a goofy visor in a universe where spinal cord transplants are possible. "Fix your eyes the right way, Geordi? Sorry, we're all backed up. I'll pencil you in for nine years from now . . . if we make a second movie. Try on this visor, as seen on TV."
I'd be worried that those might cause people to need glasses if they don't already have to wear some.
At 5:10 who is that creepy guy behind you? That same guy was behind you as you were leaving Little Caesars Pizza on the warming up left overs video.
James is definitely the cool dad
When you first open the door at the beginning of the video it looks like there's something under the box.. under the package on the sidewalk
When Dan Aykroyds vodka showed up, I instantly thought of JonTron lol
My 8 year old daughter loves this channel. She's weird like that
Thx! U had me rolling the whole time!
Works about as well as a toilet paper tube, 😂
Looks like something you'd order from the back of a comic book
Only if you figure out the secret message using the decoder ring.
I love the reviews I've see so far on this channel. This review, however, was not only of the worst product, but also the worst review of a product. I'm glad I did not see this review first or I would have not watched any more from this channel.
609, did that sign say.... dead cows on sale? lol
If you can't afford a pair of decent binoculars, than you belong in the cheap seats!
I reviewed these asinine things in early-2013, and I too found them to be exceptionally dorky-looking when used; I also found that the 300% magnification rating was a big steaming load of horse puckey. :-(
I think it was meant for stationary viewing like in a stadium or something, you don't use it while walking or going around places. I know its ugly but its purpose is just like a binoculars.
Wish I'd have seen this BEFORE I bought my hubby a pair. Right into the bin.
Mmm. You do an unboxing, try a load of crud in twenty different ways, like a fly hitting the window, in the hope that they will improve..... Yet you wore them last night to the concert. Back To The Future stuff.
Bought a pair for me and one for the wife a few years back for bird watching. Used em once. Don't waste your money.
No, no, no, no. Eggies are the worst ASOTV product ever.
I want Zoomies. I have cataract surgery one eye for close up & 1 for distance.
These bad boys look like a migraine waiting to happen.. it almost hurts just thinking about it. Optics is one thing where you truly get what you pay for. The difference between $50 binoculars and $500 Zeiss or Swift binoculars is night and day. Buy them young and you'll have them your entire life.
imagine if he drove all the way out there without opening the box first and it wasn't the product. :p
First: I thought you were gonna pull a Joe Black when you were crossing the street with them on...
Second : while they look silly at the concert, the most embarrassing part is that you went to see Evanescence... Kill me...
The rock formation made me think it was Stonehenge😁
Unfortunately I bought a pair of those horrible glasses. Fortunately I only paid $3 at a "Dollar Store". Wasn't even worth that! You're supposed to be able to wear them with glasses on. Nope.
Great job on these reviews! Keep it up!
2:48 Looks like there is potential for the glasses to burn your cheeks if anyone is crazy enough to wear them for long.
If you took these to a stage play, You would love them.
They allow you to actually save $$$$$ by getting the lower cost noes bleed seats and they bring the show almost to your seat.
They just are not good for anything else.
freaky freaky freaky! You have my eyes a scrinch today :)
i got a pair of these when i was 6 and still have them. the reson that you cant read with them is becuse you can only read on paper they dont work on screens
DO you ever choose a commenting view to give the items others are calling garbage? I LOVE some nostalgic stuff!
This was me after my eye surgery last year except with sunglasses.
have you ever tried the Amish cleaner that's supposed to clean your kitchen and your stove
The reason it's good for shit is because it's not "TACTICAL"..lololol